"A clock?" "Yes!" *visible pain* "K a r a."

"Or any item or block name from Vanilla Minecraft." Jordan: "The only item in the game crafted from *Bamboo* and *String*."

Nobody: Kara for 20 minutes straight: RETURN GRASS RETURN GRASS!!!!!!!!!

In this episode captain operates a chest, X33N becomes a villager, and Kara contemplates time.

Cow return grass, pig return grass, villager return grass, me, she, WE return grass. Grassology, the study of (return) grass.

Kara when she's saying " (insert word here) return grass " sounds like they're trying to explain modern art

Kara's parkour assignment was: You must be first no matter what, and don't tell the others. Had Jordan got that one, X33N would have paid someone to snipe him dead on the spot after he raced to the end 150 times.

Henzoid has a gift. This was pure entertainment.

You should play Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes with one of them. I feel like that would be very entertaining.

I died hard when it was "Clock" 😂and he already said it... 😂

COW RETURN GRASS! PIG RETURN GRASS! VILLAGER RETURN GRASS! YOU AND ME RETURN GRASS!

"COW RETURN GRASS" "MINECRAFT" - KARA

Jordan needs to have a series with both X33N and Kara because these three are so funny together. I love their chemistry. Also Kara is unexpectedly good at art.

X33N’s cow and Kara’s description of a clock were the essence of this map summed up

"COW RETURN GRASS." -Kara 2020

Everyone talking about cow return grass, but the parkour with x33n just grunting the entire time was amazing holy shit

X33N: "There's all those weird blocks! Like the anchor points and stuff!" Jordan: **tiny squeak of death**

35:01 beginning of the cow return grass moment

False confidence is their bane. Basically every problem they have is when they're sure of something and they're wrong. Kara insisting the End Rod thingy didn't move at the end. Jordan deciding they were going right to left on the hieroglyph challenge. That time on the hieroglyph challenge when Jordan was talking about symbol order (left to right, top to bottom) and Kara was talking about the wind (diagonal top-right to bottom-left). Kara and Xeen assuming Jordan was following the same pattern as them with the grunts when they were following their colored paths. When Kara thought they were changing facing when she was giving instructions and Jordan/Xeen thought "Forward always means towards the exit". They got frustrated and sometimes argumentative, when the problem was that they weren't communicating, effort wasted going "No, you're wrong" instead of "Wait, are we talking about the same thing?" And obviously, when they DID communicate, it quickly solved problems (like Jordan/Xeen telling Kara that forward is always towards the exit). Very entertaining, both as a game, and as a social experiment. Glad these three get along well enough to pick at each other, we get the fun that can be had from disagreements and arguing without anyone actually being upset when all is said and done. Great vid! :D

“CHICKEN AND VILLAGER ONLY RETURN CHICKEN” “But it doesn’t!” 😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 And then “hmmmm, aahhh, hmmm,,, MINECRAFT!” 😂😂

Oooo Kara and x33n, it’s all coming together

me you return grass, villager return grass, cow return grass, mycelium. Long ago the four nations lived in harmony...

Alternative Title: *RETURN GRASS*

Jordan: Gets book that LITERALLY has the directions in it for the maze Also Jordan: i DoN't ThInK tHiS bOoK hAs AnY sIgNiFiCaNcE

JORDAN’S FACE WHEN HE FIGURED IT OUT 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Kara incurred all the wrath of a man who has just wasted fifteen minutes guessing from COW RETURN GRASS!! REDSTONE!!!! MiNecRaFt!!!!!!

Oh Cap, you weren’t allowed to use items in Minecraft when describing the scaffolding, so you couldn’t use bamboo or string.

Kara's the old man screaming and telling everyone about the apocalypse “COW RETURN GRASS”

32:00 A correct answer: "an item created utilizing a panda's food source as well as the elongated threadlike materials extruded by spiders and/or Created from cotton.

When Jordan claimed he didn’t have the fish that x33n was talking about even tho his cursor was practically over the top of it and x33n described it perfectly... and then Jordan five minutes later called the same fish icon a duck with an open bill 😂😭 we love him

Jordan not understanding for the entire video that “the winner gets to choose” means the winner gets to choose which player slot they’re going in, not that the winner gets player 1, second place gets player 2, third place gets player 3. I think Kara and X33N were very confused by him for most of this 😂

I see X33N and I get happy - I see Kara, even happier - a 2.5 hour HENZOID map with X33n and Kara?!?! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

To be fair to Kara, her book said Blue's last item was "The concept of time" it didn't tell her that it was a clock renamed to be "The concept of time"... So when Jordan said Clock, she said no. She also didn't realize right away that the book said "Use only these words" and thought it was like the 8 others that said "Don't use these words"..

When Kara said grass return mycelium my first thought was the turf war on hermitcraft

I'm working on Computer science Homework and Kara's constant use of return is making my head hurt

When he activated the beacon as jump boost 1 and didn't frickin click the second button for it to set it to 2 I screamed internally

“X return grass” is going to become a meme, isn’t it?

Aw Yeah, it's all coming together.

Says he thinks spelling out is cheating, immediately spells out the 4's and 2's

COW RETURN GRASS! YOU AND ME RETURN GRASS! EVERYTHING RETURN GRASS! MY GOSH ITS NOT THAT HARD COW RETURN GRASS

Jordan not understanding how beacons work is the one moment in the decade of videos from him that almost made me rage

I think the captain should play a map like this with his mcc team, see how good the communication is and what they need to work on for mcc

I read the comments beforehand so the second Kara said “pig return grass” I was like here we go... 😂😂

I hope Henzoid makes another one of these and these three play it because this video was hilarious 😂

I swear I have never laughed so hard or audibly until I saw x33ns and Kara’s drawings

BOYS X33N AND KARA this is literally the best thing Captain omg

“Cow return grass” “Red stone, and red stone, *MMM* and red stone” “...illuminated from within, celebrating the fall, 31st” Not even half way thru and I’m crying 🤣

Cow return grass has got to be my favorite inside joke that has come from Kara, Jordan, and X33N. I quote it way too much and no one has any idea what I'm talking about but you know what, I do it anyway

Legends say the COW still RETURN GRASS

"I don't know if the book has any significance here" I was so frustrated by this statement I wrote a comment about it

I love how as it went on they started getting more and more frustrated with one another

*Jordan reading right to left*: after the circle is an arrow The entire European linguistic system: am I a joke to you The word ‘after’: 👁👄👁

Jordan: sees what is obviously some kind of grill to keep you from throwing stuff in the fire. "Let's throw it in the fire!"

Here we observe a woman slowly going insane for 20 minutes

Oh my lord this was the funniest video I’ve ever seen from Jordan, Kara, or X33N. These three made the absolute perfect team for this map. I’m not sure if Henzoid can ever top this.

I love how Jordan goes on a tirade about Beacons when he didn't even click on JB 2 to begin with, it was his mistake not some screwy beacon mechanic.

The no speaking bit was so funny. Just *Minecraft villager noises*

Jordan using the beacon was SO frustrating 😖 Jordan in GENERAL is frustrating

It's been such a long Cow return grass since Jordan started youtube

I need everyone to know, that I have never been more frustrated in my life watching the part with the wall of symbols, that was top tire smooth brain from all of them. I spent the most of it yelling at the screen for them to stop say "What's next to (symbol)?" because there are 2 sides that next could mean, they wouldn't choose a direction for them all to follow and it hurt me.

i want return grass merch

Sparklez: "I make it a point to know the Military Alphabet" (Also known as the Phenetic Alphabet) and he instantly gets "U" wrong. Jordan it isn't Umbrella, it's Uniform.

18:26 I couldn’t stop giggling “yeah we heard, that’s why we commented on it coz we heard.” And then he was like “oh that’s a pity” when Kara said she didn’t have the sponsorship yet 😂😂😂😂 33:30 Jordan’s face 😂👏🏼 37:24 I was genuinely crying of laughter at this point

I swear that X33N wasn’t making affirmative noises to confirm that he had reached his pressure plate

OMG A MINECRAFT MAP YASSS!!! this is what got me into captainsparkles was his minecraft maps i missed this so damn much! please do more of these!! EDIT: over an hour into the vid now and i must say..this is true QUALITY CONTENT

I really enjoyed this because it wasn't streamed. I know you can't do them all the time, but it'd be nice to have a video like this once a month, or once a year if monthly's not possible.

The "return grass" thing in the video reminds me of something that happened in elementary school TAG. We were supposed to guess what an image was. It was a team activity, and the teacher said that if you thought you knew what the image was already, you should tell the teacher what you thought it was. If you were right, you weren't allowed to participate. I thought I knew what it was (I said coelacanth), but the teacher said that it was wrong. Then, I spent the whole game telling my teammates that coelacanth was wrong. Turns out, the teacher was distracted with something and the answer actually WAS coelacanth. My team would have got it right without me.

aka "this map will make your viewers rage quit"

2:32:02 Never let Jardon anywhere near a barbecue. It seems he doesn't quite understand the concept of a "grill". For real, watching him toss stuff directly into the fire below was so painful on so many levels.

Jardon: I wonder if jump boost 2 lets you get up 2 blocks... Also Jardon: *only puts jump boost one*

THE WIND SYMBOL IS NOT INVERTED ITS TOP RIGHT TO BOTTOM LEFT JARDON HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE THIS!! AM I GOING INSANE!?!?

Sparklez and Kara out here making X33N feel bad for calling the numbers numerals when that is the correct way to say it

57:42 BEHOLD: X33N, Kara and Jardon as Villagers.

He broke the rules when he said bamboo and string. Dirty cheater

COW RETURN GRASS

This trio is hilarious XD They should do like a Trollcraft series with each other. They already troll each other anyways. XD

Why is he such a smooth brain, it utterly infuriates me to watch some of these

Love when X33N brings his daughter along to play minecraft

This is one of the most greatest thing that i have ever seen in my life its soo flipping funny

This is so good that it should be a main channel episode, the whole two and a half hour.

I think this is my new favorite video. This was literally so hilarious I can’t.

I love Jordan already having the wind symbol that goes from top right to bottom left and standing there saying: I dOn'T hAvE tHaT oNe

I love how when sparklez is stressed, he keeps doing Parkour😂

This video is genuinely the best thing I’ve seen for years 😂😂

I think Jordan might have liked to know that selecting the first beacon option does not automatically pick the highest setting in a fully set up beacon.

Jordan: "We could always reset, so..." *_Sans would like to know your location_*

This was great. Henzoid is so good at coming up with awesome map ideas!

Kara over there describing the meaning of life

As soon as I saw x33ns cow I lost it this video is infinitely worth the 2 hours of this video

Id LOVE to see more maps with you 3. Loved every second here!

I'm guessing the return grass thing is return to ground -> die -> dye but I really don't know - oops I was wrong. - hah! "the musicians" was also my first thought

Jordan really wanted to be “unique” at the start but didn’t wanna just kick Kara out of the spot 😂😂

I could watch the parkour race one over and over I'm cry laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This was hands down the funniest thing I've watched on KZfaq for ages. You three need to figure out a way to 3 way collab again because this was GOLD.

I really liked this! Henzoid, please do some more 2 or 3 person maps, it was very fun seeing these three play together!

In the parkour challenge Z33n sounds like he's taking an aggressive poo lol

For those that are wondering, words like "Kyle" contain diphthongs, which is two vowel sounds combined into the same syllable. "Fire" is the rare occurrence of a triphthong, a single syllable that contains three vowel sounds. And now you know! Also: technically, in the world of diction, w and y are always vowels. They are vowel slides, which is a vowel sound that quickly morphs into another one. A sound is only considered consonant if the airflow is interrupted by some interaction within the mouth.

“Me. you. return grass. Villager. You. return grass”

Jordan jumping back and forth over the beacon while waiting for the others made my eyes go funny after a while! XD

i cant think of the last time i laughed this hard at a youtube video i loved this so much

Is nobody going to talk about X33n's brilliant idea for ghost-cows? Ghoost? That's amazing!