The ostrich bit KILLED me

charlie being like "why are there answers" is just a constant mood

2:24 sacrafice 5:58 in da barrel 6:59 tell me I'm an alpha male 7:22 king head 11:51 Tommy, I crown you the new- 15:02 diamond 15:36 wilby 16:46 Tommy singing 17:54 how to defeat an ostrich 21:04 I see no-body 22:00 -Kevin's- Keiths return

Charlie did literally nothing for the progress of the actual game, but just his damn wit made everything so much funnier I'm dying over here

Slime: *starts dramatically saying how to beat up an ostrich* Tommy: * desperately tries not to choke but fails miserably*

Charlie reading dramatically Philza: dad laugh Tommy and Wilbur: *dying of laughter*

Charlie: dramaticly reading how to defeat a ostrich Tommy and Wilbur: dying of laughter Phil: haha haha

I can believe they missed the opportunity to say "Wilbur foot"

"I want legs again" "Afghanistan" "Ok that's worrying" the way i wheezed at this-

Tommy: "philza's the only one that can play" *is that any different than usual*

i love how everyone else is a head cult and phil just wants to beat the game.

First time I see Philza rage (7:47 to 7:52) It's actually quite intimidating tbh.

15:38 Wilbur's little smirk when Tommy called him "Wilby" is peak siblinghood

TOMMY HAS LEGS!? AND PHILZA TOO? what.

17:50 "Why are there answers? Holy $#!+ there's a WikiHow." ~Charlie Slimesicle

I love how philza is really doing something while Wilbur and slime is having fun

7:42 the face Ph1lza made when he realized he was just legs is priceless.

i love how phil checked when wilbur said “pmbata and dream just arrived in my call with tommyinnit”

I know tommy most likely won't read this but I must say. This video is literally my comfort video. Whenever I feel like I'm going to have a panic attack or I'm in a bad mind space I watch this and it instantly makes me feel better. It makes me laugh and forget about all my problems like they never happen, Like the rest of his videos. TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot, Technoblade, Tubbo_, and Philza & Slimecicle are all blessings. They inspire me, help me, without ever knowing me. This is why I love youtube. Wishing everyone the best! Have a good day/night/evening/afternoon

“Oh I’ve sprouted” “I miss the old Wilbur” “GET IN MY COMPOSTER” Best dialogue ever

17:58 a timestamp for anyone wanting to go to the dramatic reading on ostrich fighting.

“A pat in the back” As the older sibling, that was a weak pat on the back.

“I miss the old wilbur” We all do charlie, we all do

16:10 let’s applaud for Tommy’s wonderful singing

"heY BABY waNnA mAKE a VenN DIAGRAm?" "imma *head* out" i c o n i c

“you just called me wilby. again.” “wilby scoot”

Something about tommy sitting in a cobblestone prison and then saying Wilby Scoot just is an absolute vibe that I aspire to achieve someday

Ahhh, yes. 20:52 “I see it with my legs”-Tomathy Innit. Now this is a man of culture👏

everyone in google: about the corona virus charlie: how to beat up an ostrich

im so unbelievably pissed that nobody thought of "WilburFOOT"

I miss the old Wilbur too 💀

3:19 I guess you could say some things are worth an arm and a leg

Tommy and Charlie: trying to fuse together Wilbur and Phil: weird cult Edit: please don't steal this Edit 2: thanks for the likes!!!

Phil: the chill one who actually plays Tommy: panic boy Wilbur and Charlie: the ones who make cults and sects

Tommy: *working for wilbur* Wilbur: *being the king of heads* Philza: *actually trying to get somewhere* Charlie: *reading a wikihow about how to defeat an ostrich*

I love this type of content, especially from what’s happening rn! It brings me back to when I used to wait eagerly for new dsmp updates, or Wilbur, or even Tommy. It was always fun to watch these videos! Thank you for always being a delight in my day and keep going :)

"Let's think the same thing" "I want legs again" ... "Afganistan"

“I’m here to make a sacrifice” *Phil’s flight or flight is triggered*

rewatching this two years later. i forgot i made my senior quote the ostrich bit lol

Phil: Speedrun Wilbur: Head god Tommy: Puberty Charlie: GO FOR THE LEGS-

16:52 you’ve heard Roadtrip by Dream, now get ready for Roadkill by Tommyinnit

*”Ostriches Are the New Anteaters”* sounds like a movie I’d legit want to see

When people say "boys will be boys", Charlie doing his dramatic reading of how to defeat an ostrich is what I think of

I love how Tommy and Wilbur do almost nothing but share one collective brain cell with brotherly affection

i feel like Wilbur and Slimecicle have the same level of humor, understanding eachothers jokes and making them better together

Tommy: Screaming as usual Charlie: Serving King Head Phil: Actually playing Will: *T R I B E*

5:05 at least he didnt skip leg day

Phil: ulanbababa Wilbur: ulanbababa Phil: I’m whole Wilbur: but you’ll never believe what it cost me an arm and a leg

Slime's thoughts: "I just want legs again" Tommy: *"a f g h a n i s t a n"*

“I’ve been thinking about life in general” **jumps into lava** *mood*

Use a long weapon. If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid close quarters combat. Keep as far out of reach of its legs as you can, use the nearest, longest object that could be used as a weapon. There's a side note here: if you have a gun, aim for the ostrich's main body keep to the ostrich's side, consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are FACE-TO-FACE stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of its most POWERFUL WEAPON STEP 3 AIM FOR THE NECK consider this to be the ostrich's weakest body part despite their considerable size strike it where it is most vulnerable at least protected TO DEFEAT IT QUICKLY. GO FOR THE LEGS. If you find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy shot to one of its legs, take it. If given the chance, deliver one or both a blow to upset its balance, speed, and striking power.

17:58 is when charlie teaches us how to defeat an ostrich - an extremely useful skill to know in the likely event of coming face to face with an ostrich. don't forget to take notes

Charlie intensely telling us how to defeat an ostrich is a mood

Slimecicle normally: gets attached to a feature and makes puns about it Slimecicle in this video: OSTRICH

"i miss the old wilbur" Charile said at 5:25 dont we all? with everything going on with him

Tommy: Wilbur! Charlie: *giggles* Wilbur: AHHH

is nobody going to talk about how Philza looked generally confused when Wilbur told him that dream and Pmbata joined his call with him and Tommy? 😂🤣

“1, 2, 3’ “Afganistan!” “I want legs!” “Ok-“

12:15 I can see that Charlie’s comedic genius goes unappreciated here. He should get a lot of credit for this.

Imagine mumza just hearing phil from the other room going “oo luhm buhm ba” repeatedly.

charlie: “it’s armenian” tommy: “...what?” charlie: “ARMe- ARMeni-“ tommy: 😀?

Wilbur: What's wrong with ostriches?? Also Wilbur: *has an unreasonable loathing for ant-eaters*

16:02 this segment is absolute gold lmao 4:33 this one too

Wilbur‘s so nice, he helped Phil. That must’ve cost an arm and a leg

“Oh no, looks like I’ve been de-feeted.” *just like the ostrich*

*_"IF YOU ARE BEHIND OR TO THE SIDE OF THE OSTRICH WITH AN EASY SHOT TO ONE OF ITS LEGS COMMA - TAKE IT - PERIOD"_* *-Slimecicle, The art of how to beat a ostrich*

this is probably my favorite tommyinnit video of all time. charlie’s ostrich bit was hilarious. i remember right before this video came out, i was bored on wikihow and found the exact article they read, which made it ten times funnier to me. i rewatch this sometimes just to laugh at it again (:

11:48 it feels like this would be in the lore fr😭

The fear in Phil’s voice when Will said “I’m here to make a sacrifice”

I love how in every episode, is just Wilbur, Charlie, and Tommy goofing off while Philza is the only one progressing

charlie with the explanation of how to defeat an ostrich was the funniest shit 😂

this could all fit into an adult swim cartoon

Morph Mod : “THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!!" Body Shuffle Mod : “The king is dead!"

Is no one gonna talk about how Tommy hit those high notes when he sang baby-

Damn Charlie really did turn into a hand boss to defeat the ender dragon

I finally found the video with the legendary clip of Charlie dramatically reading how to beat an ostrich. After so long, I finally found it!

Is it just me or did the ostrich thing almost kill everyone of laughter

the way that phil actually tries to progress while everyone just fucks around is so funny

Phil is the only one who actual progresses through the game in every challenge lol

Charlie trying not to laugh after saying "I didn't mean to ostracize them" was one of the funniest bits

So no one is talking about how Slimecicle sniffed out diamonds like a bloodhound (Edit: Yes, I know that it probably wasn't real, I just thought that it was funny)

MANZ REALLY CALLED HIM “WILBY” I CANT WITH “WILBY SCOOT” 😭😂

“Hey baby, wanna make a VENN DIAGRAM? Anyway imma HEAD out” that had me bursted out laughing

13:22 The child: I need to wait till day for photosynthesis Wilbur: You did it in the night before The child: I know but That's because I'm a night flower Wilbur: 👁️👄👁️ Also Wilbur: * proceeds to kill tommy *

Alternative title: charlie teaches us how to defeat an ostrich

I’m fucking crying at Charlie reading out how to attack an ostrich

"One small step for mankind and no steps for me. I have no legs." -Charlie

Watching a grown man with the mental age of a child scream at a dragon is definitely one of the best things to see

Wilbur: "when you see a hot mama" Tommy: " *HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA* "

I love the fact that will said at the band part with Charlie: „WILBY“ :DDDDD

3:20 they missed the opportunity to say "that really cost me an arm and a leg 🥲

Basically this group in every video: Wilbur: the weird neighbor kid that your mom forced you to play with Tommy: embracing his inner child Slime: king of puns. Phil: the only one actually trying

"hey Phil see i made a reference to Kevin" "Keith" "..." *"fuCK"*

Wilbur: hey charlie can u “lend a hand”? Charlie: *Its all i’ve got.*

Use a long weapon. If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid close-quarters combat. Keep as far out of reach of its legs as you can, since ostriches can kick hard enough to kill a lion. Use the nearest, longest object that could be used as a weapon, such as a pole, rake, broom, or branch. If you have a gun and need to use it, aim for the ostrich's main body to better ensure hitting your target. Although they will be attacking with their legs and/or beak, their legs and neck are very thin and easy to miss. Keep to the ostrich’s side. Consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are face-to-face. Remember that an ostrich is only able to kick its legs directly in front of it. Stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of its most powerful weapon. Aim for the neck. Consider this to be the ostrich’s weakest body part. Strike it where it is most vulnerable and least protected to defeat it more quickly. Failing that, aim for its breast. Concentrate your efforts between the two as opportunity affords. Continue to strike until it quits and runs away. Damage its wings. If the ostrich refuses to give up despite your attacks to its neck, aim for its wings when given the opportunity. Know that an ostrich uses its wings not for flight, but to alter course more smoothly when running, just like a ship’s rudder. Damaging its wings may marginally improve your chances of running away in a zigzag fashion if you are forced to retreat. Go for its legs. If you find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy shot to one of its legs, take it. Know that the ostrich’s center of gravity depends entirely upon those two skinny legs. If given the chance, deliver one or both a blow to upset its balance, speed, and striking power.

9:44 This entire bit reminds me of when I was a kid playing lol

tommy: "i think im getting close to death but i don't go on about it" me: excuse me WHAT

Creeper: *just killed a child feeling good*

12:27 Wilbur: “I’ve been thinking about life in general.” Proceeds to throw himself in a pool of freaking lava. Didn’t know Wilbur Soot had depression. 🙃

16:40 when he said memories it sounded strangely beautiful