Okay this is a gillion moment

15:25 “It seems we’re having some real issues AMOGUS.” Someone is being too sussy...

Jshlatt sounds like a drunk step dad who has to watch the kids for the week

charlie staring at the stairs while saying "im just a vertex!" made my whole year better already

Ranboo: Appears Tommy: *HE'S RIDING A C O C K*

"Stop drinking!!" *Drinks even more* Reminds me of my alcoholic uncle

Schlatt: Single drunk dad Tubbo: Problem child 1 Charlie: Problem child 2 Tommy: Just trying to be a good crew member Ranboo: Possibly an Eldridge creature

The funniest thing in here is when Tubbo finds a little boat and decides he's now a captain too because he has a boat. That is actually exactly how pirates become captains.

_”We did it! We committed murder. Let’s go guys!”_ _”I’ve got Slusan’s balls.”_

“Left” “Far left” “OUR LEFT” Communism intensifies Edit: Mother Russia is proud

16:30 Tubbo has the face of a boy who is enjoying himself 16:45 why was this an action movie scene- 16:50 even the face- 18:55 you cant get rid of him 19:00 *…off the tracks and im back cuz ive seen heck but this is a bit more my style* 19:15 Tubbo not being able to sound mad makes him even more wholesome….Just ignore the nukes and..Yeah 19:53 I paused here 20:10 human rights arent right, we need human lefts 22:48 he figured it out guys, I’m so proud

5:28 I've never been more close to death in my life (so far) by laughing.

I can't believe Philza did that.

Charlie’s fckn’ “EHHE” Micheal Jackson was too beautiful for this earth

Jschlatt and Tubbo arguing over the ship is so much like Jack Sparrow and Barbossa it's unreal

7:34 Schlatt: "This triggers a very... very instinctual recess in my pirate brain" Charlie: "And what is that you inebriated F*CK?"

I love how Schlatt specifically has items for calming down Tubbo in his inventory, like it's a mom purse or something, only the mom is giving her kid cookies and threatening him with a sword to make him be quiet.

tommy: defending tubbo schlatt: drunk captain charlie: looking for his mother tubbo: a tennis ball ranboo: in a cult

5:24 I’m just a vertex! - Slimesicle 2021

And now Tubbo has a pirateSMP

“It’s hard being a single mother when you’re a man” -Schlatt

"Hey mom can we go see pirates of the caribbean?" Mom: "we have pirates of the caribbean at home" Pirates of the caribbean at home:

10:38 is the start of Tubbenis

16:03 Tubbo: 🎶Just faking tasks🎶 Charlie: And they were crewmates

Credit to the guy that has to sit there and write all the subtitles.

“We did it! we committed murder. Let's go guys!” -Ranboo

Alternative Title: Pirates Of The Carribbean. But The Pirates Are Snorted On Cocaine

3:50, I love how he misspelled cookie, lmao.

*_"I’m so young to this world and already the cost of alcoholism has made itself clear"_* - Charlie

“Tubbo, are you okay? Are you okay?” Tubbo’s fuckin *dead*

Can we talk about how good Schlatts impression of Michael Jackson was 12:30

Schlatt: becoming an alcoholic Tommy : trying to be sane Tubbo:*becomes basketball* Charlie: trying to find his mother Ranboo: being as innapropriate as he possibly can

Charlie: *exists* Tommy: *IMPROV SKILLS ACTIVATE*

Tommy: "I gathered my *Funniest Friends*" **sad wilbur noises AGAIN**

15:36 this predicted the shapeshifter role

8 months later and this remains one of my favourite tommyinnit videos

Jschlatt: "Psst psttt" Caption: *Child alluring noises*

No one: Nobody: Not a single soul: Ranboo: **sitting on a pp shaped boat** It’s just bad design

20:07 “Do you agree with human rights?” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

Schlatt: **boys-alluring noises** Jambo in the back: WHO'S SUMMONED ME!?

shlatt: drunk pspspspsing tommy: exploring charlie: are you my mother tubbo: ass captain ranboo: "some weird cult shit"

tommy used to be a huge fan of schlatt so whenever i see them together it makes me feel really good

Bro when ranboo said he gave us hints… he.. he definitely did 10:21

9:32 out running in the 90s

Tommy: "My funniest group of friends" Wilbur: "And i took that personally."

Tommy: confused Tubbo: abused Charlie: curious Jschlatt: jack sparrow

"what are you interested in watching? what *peaks* your humor?" "men tossing a guy around a lava pool and making micheal jackson noises with every hit." "oh."

Got to be the best pirates I’ve ever seen *pirates of the Caribbean theme intensifies*

Charlie: We could go on a mother-son boat trip- Schlatt: *Starts levitating the fuck out*

Schlatt and Charlie playing Tubbennis and singing Michael Jackson is friendship goals right there

the tubbo stick is unironically my favorite bit i have ever seen from a tommy video i laugh uncontrollably at it

I love the moment where schlatt and slimecicle were making michael jackson sounds and tossing tubbo around, its hilarious

_I love how Ranboo roles as a cult leader every time Wilbur is absent_

Tubbo: Hey guys my boat smoking Charlie: That’s worrying Tubbo: Yah!

Definitely gonna use ‘I’m gonna curl up here until I turn into oil’ 😂

7:25 is such a Tubbo thing to do 😂 great videos you are doing such a good job at this!

In this video, Tubbo died to: 3:03 Alcohol poisoning 8:25 Ingesting smoke and a boat explosion 10:54 Murder by being boiled alive in lava... 11:59 ...twice. 12:20 Murder by stabbing with a wooden sword... 12:33 ...also twice. 12:45 Oh and more boiling in lava. 13:05 Scratch that he got stabbed three times. 13:19 Boy-alluring noises. 14:45 Being sent into the endless vacuum of space for suspicious behavior. 20:44 And a bombing.

everyone: having a normal conversation tubbo: “i have d y s e n t e r y”

"Tubbo you want some alchohol?" "yeah okay!" had me dyinggg lmaooo

Ranboo makes sense in this vid now honestly

“I gathered my funniest friends today” Phil and Wilbur: 👁👄👁

"Let's beat him and make him cry!" Tommy really learned a thing or two from being in prison with Dream huh

Charlie in 18:30 when he said goop he sounded like a child

I love how this starts off as them being pirates and ends with them being among us

I like it when schlatt wants tubbos attention he just treats him like he’s trying to get a cat to follow him and that it works.

“I’m young to this world and already the cost of alcoholism has made itself clear” -Charlie Slimecicle, 2021

"I'ma sendin over tubbo ugh" XD

"AHH AHH AA AH AH A A AAAA AHH A" - tubbo

Jschlatt: "What are you, Michael Jackson?! HeeHee!" Ranboo: "Why does he make Michael Jackson noises?!"

“Mum, can we get Sea of Thieves?” “We have Sea of Thieves at home” Sea of Thieves at home:

Tommy: 'Today I gathered my funniest group of friends!' *Sad Quackity noises*

17:31 lol

This is THE weirdest episode of the Backyardigans ever.

Tommy : "We're a democracy here" Technoblade playing on Hypixel Skyblock : "Did I just hear government ?"

Wealth, fame, power. The King of the Pirates, attained everything this world has to offer.

bro predicted the among us shapeshifter before they added a shapeshifter

The “Tubbo are you okay?” line from Schlatt made me want to do a rewrite of Smooth Criminal but about Tubbo, Tubbo tennis, and pirates.

"Imma sendin over Tubbo" the amount of times I've just randomly whispered this and giggled to myself has concerned my friends and family

Schlatt: *literally takes flight Tommy: “STOP DRINKING”

Love how Slimecicle immediately picks the alcoholic to be his mother-

Ranboo & Tommy: Rediscovering a portal that's been labeled a myth for years Meanwhile on the other side of the island... *(various grunting & Michael Jackson noises)*

Ok but tubbenis has such minigame potential. 3 players, one has resistance 200, and the other 2 have to keep them from hitting the ground.

This pops up on my recommended every now and again and it's hilarious to watch everytime

TommyInnit “All the people we met were insane along the way Jschlatt: *drinking water*

Jschlatt: "Im gonna start drinking" Slimecicle: "Mom it's ok-" PLEASE

Man I love Tommy he helped me when I felt down and shitty thank u :)

Shlatt: **Does the pspspspsps sounds** Tubbo: *Guess I'm a cat now*

Pirates = drunk American with a gun, someone who likes bees and a boy who is famous for being young and small.

Shclatt: is literally levitating Tommy: STOP DRINKING

This entire video feels like a fever dream. Although that seems to be a common occurrence on this channel.

tommy makes so many of these vids so i forgot that i watched this

I was cry laughing when Schlatt was acting like Michael Jackson 12:27

Alternate title: "Bullying Tubbo as Pirates is Hillarious!"

Just some of my favorite moments lol Tommy: we MURDERED him **silence** Ranboo: we did it! we committed murder! lets go guys! **Schlatt levitating up in the air** Charlie: Stop swimming! *Stop swimming!!* Tommy: STOP DRINKING-- Tommy: I don't think this is lonely island... Charlie: Is this where I slimed out of the sludge? Tommy: **confused and disgusted** Tubbo: HEY GUYS MY BOATS SMOKING NOW :D Charlie: That's... worrying- Tommy: heLLO?? *...* **Ranboo riding a giant weiner** **Playing Tubbennis** Charlie: Eah- a chika chika-- MM-- *EH HEE HEE* Schlatt: *HeE hEe* Ranboo: Why does he make michael jackson noises? Charlie, hiding in a hole, crying: She got climate changed into bones... **Tommy breaks the bones** Charlie, breaking down: nnnnooooOOOOOOOOOOO!! extra Tubbo: *back from the dead, kills slusan* Everyone: No, Tubbo! Tubbo: IM SO MAD!! Schlatt: Oh he figured it out at least! Ranboo: He figured it out! Mass murder! *...* Tubbo: I've got... Slusan's balls-

Schlatt is so cute when he said tubbo come back ill give you a tubbo cookie

Tommy: "Straight North" Jschlatt: *Proceeds to drive East*

Charlie: "Ee-hee! Huh!" Schlatt: "What are you, Michael Jackson?!"

Jshlatt sounded like Michael Jackson for a minute there.

I really want a full two hour movie of this, it's so fucking good

“I’ma sending over tu-bbo AYE” THIS HAD ME DYING 💀