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Mitch McConnell Stepping Down, Melania Trump Gossip & Don Jr’s Plan to Give Daddy a Boost

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@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 5 ай бұрын
Just when you thought this Supreme Court couldn't possibly get any worse...surprise!
@DesertbikerAZ
@DesertbikerAZ 5 ай бұрын
Even conservative majority Supreme Court is corrupt!
@Al-oe8ib
@Al-oe8ib 5 ай бұрын
They are so compromised they have no options
@Vele1267
@Vele1267 5 ай бұрын
Well if Ruth Ginsburg would have not been selfish and retired Obama would have picked a new replacement and the democrats would have one more judge
@lisakeane4386
@lisakeane4386 5 ай бұрын
TRUTH
@libe2431
@libe2431 5 ай бұрын
The judge should use trump’s own words against him. -the judge: ‘You didn’t pay? You’re delinquent?’” Then “No, I would not protect you, sir. In fact, I would encourage New York City to do whatever the hell NYC wants. You got to pay. You got to pay your bills.”
@KombuchaBuzzed
@KombuchaBuzzed 5 ай бұрын
I’m sure all those homeless and migrants would like a room in his hotel. 😂
@cindyspear5763
@cindyspear5763 5 ай бұрын
🤣😂😆😅 That was BEAUTIFUL! 🎉
@marilynjones9298
@marilynjones9298 5 ай бұрын
why doesn't anyone talk about T's previous bankruptcies? Yes, plural.
@cherylgrec9701
@cherylgrec9701 5 ай бұрын
Fair is fair!
@lisakeane4386
@lisakeane4386 5 ай бұрын
Winner winner chicken dinner! 🏆💯
@mariannejackson6020
@mariannejackson6020 5 ай бұрын
EVERY BODY GET OUT AND VOTE BLUE ALL DOWN THE BALLOT !!.FOR OUR REPUBLIC AND DEMOCRACY ,AND OUR SANITY !!. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊
@normahernandez355
@normahernandez355 5 ай бұрын
Bye Mitch so glad to see you go!!!!! 💙🇺🇸⚖️🗳️💙🦉
@dorisaffissio1649
@dorisaffissio1649 5 ай бұрын
Is his wife, the Secretary of Transportation under Donnie going with him. Maybe not, they don't need each other any more.
@vindiesel1469
@vindiesel1469 5 ай бұрын
Glitch McConnell stepping down is the greatest accomplishment he has done for America.
@mycosys
@mycosys 5 ай бұрын
Its amazing he didnt break his hip, first time he stepped rather than shuffled in decades.
@supernotnatural
@supernotnatural 5 ай бұрын
40 year serving US in Congress is more than you will ever imagine since yur life is basically hating in youtube comments
@elss8717
@elss8717 5 ай бұрын
@@supernotnatural. What did Mitch McConnell do in those long 40 years?
@mycosys
@mycosys 5 ай бұрын
@@supernotnatural lol 'serving'
@grghkllb3875
@grghkllb3875 5 ай бұрын
@@supernotnatural He made life worse for every person in this country and has done absolutely nothing for Kentucky - they are just as poor and backwards as when he started.
@Opus313
@Opus313 5 ай бұрын
Moscow Mitch Turtle announced he is stepping down as Senate Leader in November... this marks the only positive thing he has done in the Senate...
@medtrans247
@medtrans247 5 ай бұрын
While I agree with you, calling him a turtle is an insult to turtles :)
@user-sl9to7lg5b
@user-sl9to7lg5b 5 ай бұрын
@@medtrans247 The Evil Turtle
@virginiabalch6274
@virginiabalch6274 5 ай бұрын
My turtles and tortoise are really offended. They state they are smarter and far more good-looking and no way would they have acquitted Trump.
@parrisprice5892
@parrisprice5892 5 ай бұрын
Or his entire life
@disastermaster1413
@disastermaster1413 5 ай бұрын
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 5 ай бұрын
The existential threat of *rump is far more concerning than anything else! Never again!
@gwen3010
@gwen3010 5 ай бұрын
Hi Jimmy thank you for the laughs!!! VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙
@Erin.56
@Erin.56 5 ай бұрын
💙💙💙
@herehere3139
@herehere3139 5 ай бұрын
Good riddance Mitch
@bigcity2085
@bigcity2085 5 ай бұрын
...and thanks for that whole supreme court thingy you're so proud of. Yeah; worked out well.
@BettyKCreations
@BettyKCreations 5 ай бұрын
i was disappointed that hè plans to wait until his term is up in 2027. I was hoping for 25.
@daveboryszewski130
@daveboryszewski130 5 ай бұрын
@@BettyKCreations Thank You I get tired of explaining that to people who can't read past the headline!!
@miriamlaureano8694
@miriamlaureano8694 5 ай бұрын
It was about time Adios
@neddoyle8304
@neddoyle8304 5 ай бұрын
McConnell will still be on the Capitol Grounds through next week. Hey a Turtle can only go so fast!
@user-vs2py9zt2x
@user-vs2py9zt2x 5 ай бұрын
Agree making fun of Biden is not warranted. Looking at his achievements as President makes you realise his age is immaterial.
@mortalclown3812
@mortalclown3812 5 ай бұрын
Our party has failed us and he's way too old for the job. Of course, we have to vote for him since the alternative is the end of our republic, but - man. Pyrrhic victory, anyone?
@kevinsmarts9953
@kevinsmarts9953 5 ай бұрын
@@mortalclown3812 Idk, the economy is doing great. US manufacturing is up, there's finally investment in infrastructure and with the obvious exception in Israel he's been making the right calls. He's also a proven Trump beater and that might be the most important part.
@coleman19878
@coleman19878 5 ай бұрын
what is immateral
@paulchancey8905
@paulchancey8905 5 ай бұрын
His age enables his achievements, 50 years of experience pays off.
@Johnboy33545
@Johnboy33545 5 ай бұрын
As the incumbent Biden is open to the time honored tradition of ridicule. He's also accomplished great things and will continue to do so. Laugh it off and vote Blue. 💙💙💙
@markhanlon4966
@markhanlon4966 5 ай бұрын
I went to Amish country in the fall of 2020 and I was so turned off by their support of DJT that I vowed never to return (and I haven't). They were not wearing masks and even posted signs on their shop doors saying covid is a hoax. It felt more like being in cult land! It was sickening and sad, my impression of the Amish completely changed.
@wendymotz2445
@wendymotz2445 5 ай бұрын
If you are talking about Lancaster County, you are correct in saying there is a lot of Republican support but we did defeat Oz and Mastriano and Trump lost PA. I love our Democratic governor Josh Shapiro.
@xiaoka
@xiaoka 5 ай бұрын
I think “real” Amish wouldn’t get political.
@stephensarkany3577
@stephensarkany3577 5 ай бұрын
I always thought they were weirdos
@digbycrankshaft7572
@digbycrankshaft7572 5 ай бұрын
Fascist is as fascist does
@Moluccan56
@Moluccan56 5 ай бұрын
I think a lot of them got sick.
@yemisimoweta8164
@yemisimoweta8164 5 ай бұрын
What a sad way to end a political career. He became Trump's enabler and history will record that against him.
@astartesorceress
@astartesorceress 5 ай бұрын
McConnell hated Trump. Trump cost him his job as Senate Majority Leader, undoing the pinnacle of power-wielding McConnell's carefully crafted career arc.
@e0n555
@e0n555 5 ай бұрын
Not a tear shed for this man. The consensus is pretty much “bye Felicia.”
@wintertrooper7918
@wintertrooper7918 5 ай бұрын
@@e0n555actually the consensus is *confused turtle pause* that became his catch phrase in almost every speech he made lolol
@kathlake4009
@kathlake4009 5 ай бұрын
I'm glad McConnell is stepping down - FINALLY. Susan Collins should follow him.
@barbarakender2117
@barbarakender2117 5 ай бұрын
And chuck Grassley too!
@j.c.5749
@j.c.5749 5 ай бұрын
Do you think Susan has learned her lesson yet?
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering 5 ай бұрын
@@j.c.5749Nope. Still in denial.
@Sillybillyilly
@Sillybillyilly 5 ай бұрын
Miss I think he learned his lesson??? She should've signed off after saying that
@BeforeAndAfterScience
@BeforeAndAfterScience 5 ай бұрын
That doesn't make sense. Mitch is stepping down from his leadership position. Concerned Collins isn't in a leadership position.
@sharonkellner7126
@sharonkellner7126 5 ай бұрын
If you can’t count on the Supreme Court to uphold the law, our country is doomed. ☠️
@Elmo-the-Ohioan-62
@Elmo-the-Ohioan-62 5 ай бұрын
I'm with you on that, I sure am
@kevincahill5363
@kevincahill5363 5 ай бұрын
a wise woman has spoken. hear her words. clarence thomas does'nt even belong there much less kavanaugh. they themselves are breaking the laws of the land. criminals running the highest and most sacred court in the country! anyone or anything associated with trump should be considered treasonous at this point in time. what a circus and shame he has brought upon us. history will be hard on his minions.
@scottwebster695
@scottwebster695 5 ай бұрын
We're doomed
@bradleygerber7317
@bradleygerber7317 5 ай бұрын
Vote. It has been put in the court of public opinion. We the people must keep Trump out.
@lostbutfreesoul
@lostbutfreesoul 5 ай бұрын
Whom knew, the first Emperor of the United States would be a Justice of the Supreme Court....
@user-yi4wl5pw6z
@user-yi4wl5pw6z 5 ай бұрын
Love you jimmy and you’re dialogue . Dump Trump and lock him up in 2024.
@larrymartinez646
@larrymartinez646 5 ай бұрын
McConnell what an embarrassment. You will go down in history being the main reason citizen trump got away with his antics. AMERICA 🇺🇸 IS FURIOUS WITH YOU. HOW DISSAPOINTING ! YOU LET US DOWN .
@leagarner3675
@leagarner3675 5 ай бұрын
Yep
@leslietaylor9313
@leslietaylor9313 5 ай бұрын
Register early and vote every republican out of office everywhere. 🌊🇺🇲👍
@anitaevans5361
@anitaevans5361 5 ай бұрын
We must vote in every local, state, & federal election. We can vote out the GQP & drain the swamp ourselves...no one is coming 2 save us
@elisagallegos7618
@elisagallegos7618 5 ай бұрын
Totally agree
@ashleighjaimaosborne3966
@ashleighjaimaosborne3966 5 ай бұрын
💙💙💙💙💙💙🇨🇦
@emceeunderdogrising
@emceeunderdogrising 5 ай бұрын
Nah.
@patcat2839
@patcat2839 5 ай бұрын
@SM-mf2ty🤡🤡🤡🤡
@1stshepherd
@1stshepherd 5 ай бұрын
Mitch Mc is the perfect example of why we desperately need TERM LIMITS!!
@mortalclown3812
@mortalclown3812 5 ай бұрын
So are Biden and Trump.
@1stshepherd
@1stshepherd 5 ай бұрын
@@mortalclown3812 no argument from me
@cindyspear5763
@cindyspear5763 5 ай бұрын
I would say rather that Mitch McConnell is a good reason to eliminate the "corporations are people" nonsense and the corruption that allows into American politics.
@Coach_Hoodie_d_2007
@Coach_Hoodie_d_2007 5 ай бұрын
Absolutely
@locutusdeborg4288
@locutusdeborg4288 5 ай бұрын
WE the PEOPLE need to control WHO is in the SCOTUS as well. Get rid of gerrymandering and the archaic electoral college too !!!!!!
@PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide
@PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide 5 ай бұрын
"Vote with your rage. That's how we do it now." Laughing and crying at the same time....
@XAVIERCUERVO
@XAVIERCUERVO 5 ай бұрын
WE DONT WANT MITCH HERE IN THE GALAPAGOS ISLAND thank you very much
@jayo8281
@jayo8281 5 ай бұрын
Please, the US can't take it anymore
@jjohnson796
@jjohnson796 5 ай бұрын
Good gods no! At the first sign of Mitch treat him the way they used to treat baby seals!
@WhiskeyandDonuts
@WhiskeyandDonuts 5 ай бұрын
Mitch needs to stay here and live with the crap he dealt the country.
@mikevanderman2727
@mikevanderman2727 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you wouldn't even see the difference when he blends in with the other turtles jajajajajajajajajaa (curse you Mike, stop insulting the other turtles 🐢)
@Martell-XO
@Martell-XO 5 ай бұрын
“You can’t always get what you want. But, if you find sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need."
@Al-oe8ib
@Al-oe8ib 5 ай бұрын
His legacy……a TRAITOR
@angelikalindenau943
@angelikalindenau943 5 ай бұрын
Sounds like the thing to do but apparently the definition of treason in that context is too narrow.
@stanbyme7874
@stanbyme7874 5 ай бұрын
Like all Supporters of T*ump-everything he accomplished in his career has been overshadowed & replaced by shame.
@beckyd712
@beckyd712 5 ай бұрын
*Mitch McConnell: A traitor who made the SCOTUS something nobody in America can trust.*
@cheknfaks
@cheknfaks 5 ай бұрын
I like when he says, ' IDC if he comes out of the hospital in an iron lung"... "I'm still voting for him!" Well spoken like a genius Jimmy!
@Seriouslydave
@Seriouslydave 5 ай бұрын
That is just how much the world doesn't need trump.
@cheknfaks
@cheknfaks 5 ай бұрын
I cant understand of all the crimes against him and how on earth he can be still running. wtf is going on w this justice system and who is paying them off to keep him in and nothing even happens to him? anyone else would have been in prison by now.@@Seriouslydave
@DonariaRegia
@DonariaRegia 5 ай бұрын
Republicans were fine with Strom Thurmond representing them as senator at the age of 100 years old, even though his faculties were clearly diminished for the last decade he was in office.
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 5 ай бұрын
I’m ridin with Biden! Over a rock!
@samadamms3432
@samadamms3432 5 ай бұрын
@DonariaRegia - Not “Republicans”, people in his state elected him. That wide brush your using is why politics have gotten so divided.
@allisonjames2923
@allisonjames2923 5 ай бұрын
Lauren Boebert’s son was arrested??? That is hilarious! Karma strikes again!
@teresitauy3692
@teresitauy3692 5 ай бұрын
Why was she elected in the first place is beyond me .
@suemccord2633
@suemccord2633 5 ай бұрын
❤President Joe Biden 4MoreYears Biden / Harris. Calmly getting it done for all Americans 🎉
@believewhatyousee2852
@believewhatyousee2852 5 ай бұрын
Yes!! 🩵💙🩵💙🌊🌊
@karensagal8230
@karensagal8230 5 ай бұрын
Ridin with Biden All the Way!
@nonettevillalino2397
@nonettevillalino2397 5 ай бұрын
Really? you still want your demented President? Shame on your country to have him . As well, shame on my country Canada to have Trudeau who is as corrupt as Biden.
@karlmarx6487
@karlmarx6487 5 ай бұрын
Getting what done$ Becoming more senile every hour ?
@trnharris
@trnharris 5 ай бұрын
❤💯
@HelynnHeels
@HelynnHeels 5 ай бұрын
People better vote for the current administration if they're so scared to just support President Biden. No matter what, we need to be able to sustain until 2028. We have a plethora of young, competent, experienced candidates to run in that election cycle. Strive for a blue-heavy legislature in both houses. And support your local and state officials, too. 💙💙💙💙💙
@lawsonj39
@lawsonj39 5 ай бұрын
The administration can help our cause along by addressing some of the severe problems Americans are suffering instead of relying exclusively on "Trump Bad."
@sylviagonzalez-qw6ww
@sylviagonzalez-qw6ww 5 ай бұрын
As long as the orange man is alive we need to vote BLUE because the Republicans are spineless puppets and the Orange pulls the strings 😅
@HelynnHeels
@HelynnHeels 5 ай бұрын
@@lawsonj39 Well, I guess he can always nationalize the retailers and force them to lower their prices. And strong arm the legislature into bowing to his demands. He's doing the best he can with what he's got.
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering 5 ай бұрын
@@HelynnHeelsAbsolutely. Great example. This person just completely ignores what he has done. Chips act, infrastructure bill, forgiving student loan debt, lowering drug prices, etc. Trump built a few miles of wall and gave tax cuts to the rich. This is no contest. Vote Joe and Democrats down ballot. 💙💙💙
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 5 ай бұрын
@@lawsonj39I thought you reds were pro-free market?
@lovemygolden8935
@lovemygolden8935 5 ай бұрын
Even Mitch knows a sinking ship when he sees one.
@gaypatterson4446
@gaypatterson4446 5 ай бұрын
Agreed.
@cindyspear5763
@cindyspear5763 5 ай бұрын
Mitch McConnell has been drilling holes in the hull of the USS America for 40 years.
@disastermaster1413
@disastermaster1413 5 ай бұрын
Women and turtles first!
@notforgottensm
@notforgottensm 5 ай бұрын
He should’ve seen it along freaking time ago
@cindyspear5763
@cindyspear5763 5 ай бұрын
@@notforgottensm Mitch McConnell helped sink it, which makes me wonder just how long he's been accepting campaign donations from third-party Russian agents.
@user-rs8rb3tv7y
@user-rs8rb3tv7y 5 ай бұрын
91 year old Chuck Grassley needs to go right along with him!
@nyerineu3388
@nyerineu3388 5 ай бұрын
'McConnell, retiring to the Galapagos to live with the other 500 yr. old turtles!' Spot on!
@l.w.burkhalter8711
@l.w.burkhalter8711 5 ай бұрын
Glad to see Mcconnel go, he had his chance to rid the country of Trump's lawbreaking, and his cowardice was evident.
@locutusdeborg4288
@locutusdeborg4288 5 ай бұрын
He should been GONE 25 years ago!!!!!
@kris-vs7ed
@kris-vs7ed 5 ай бұрын
He hasn't functioned in years. He was just occupying space in the Senate to use his vote. I still think the Congress should have to retire at some point and allow others to serve their country. It was never designed according to the constitution to be a full time job. They served for a time and returned to their jobs. Greed for money has made congress a lucrative and elevated position.
@LightLegion
@LightLegion 5 ай бұрын
To be fair, what can he do that won't draw the ire of his constituents?
@Vohlfied
@Vohlfied 5 ай бұрын
It wasn't cowardice it was a calculated decision deliberately disregarding the US Constitution because it furthered his goals of destroying the USA.
@debprobst330
@debprobst330 5 ай бұрын
I don't think he was a coward I think he loved the fact everyone was laser focused on trumpty he was able to get his Satan agenda completed behind the scenes
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 5 ай бұрын
McConnell should resign today and sincerely apologize to the USA for acquitting Trump for his failed coup.
@aldoraine8459
@aldoraine8459 5 ай бұрын
Amen.
@JohnSmith-hj4mi
@JohnSmith-hj4mi 5 ай бұрын
And Garland should have resigned yesterday for not prosecuting Trump earlier. Neither is going to happen!
@semipenguin
@semipenguin 5 ай бұрын
@@JohnSmith-hj4miJudy passed away over 50 years ago.
@winstonsmith6607
@winstonsmith6607 5 ай бұрын
Maybe you and your thousands of bots can flood his social media accounts
@mycosys
@mycosys 5 ай бұрын
He was probably afraid he would break his hip stepping down
@mrwilson7617
@mrwilson7617 5 ай бұрын
McConnell is a perfect example of why we can never allow Republicans to gain power again. Vote.
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs 5 ай бұрын
You bet!!!
@preciousjohnson1433
@preciousjohnson1433 5 ай бұрын
💯💯💯💯💯
@karengossett1475
@karengossett1475 5 ай бұрын
Also why we need Term limits 👍💙🇺🇸
@sandraslutz9489
@sandraslutz9489 5 ай бұрын
I have, for President Trump.
@it.amuses_me
@it.amuses_me 5 ай бұрын
​@@sandraslutz9489Primaries don't count. I shouldn't have told you that. You probably believe you already cast your Vote...Oooops
@govindagovindaji4662
@govindagovindaji4662 5 ай бұрын
4:01 Yea, the underappreciated talent that McConnell NEVER possessed.
@archangelvvv
@archangelvvv 5 ай бұрын
Time for Mitch to head over to the Mortuary for embalming!
@seanpadgett3053
@seanpadgett3053 5 ай бұрын
It looks like he’s already been embalmed and buried, then dug up.
@MarkMaiorana-hn5le
@MarkMaiorana-hn5le 5 ай бұрын
I thought he already was embalmed
@MidnightMiik
@MidnightMiik 5 ай бұрын
Who is going to replace McConnell? There are so many horrifying possibilities!
@janicethomas3278
@janicethomas3278 5 ай бұрын
I totally agree with you. That is why we must keep the Senate . Whoever replaces McConnell must be the minority leader.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 5 ай бұрын
When McConnell is the good option the situation is horrific beyond most people’s understanding of the word.
@Vele1267
@Vele1267 5 ай бұрын
I would say the same thing about Biden being the only democratic candidate
@bob1505
@bob1505 5 ай бұрын
Mark Twain said politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often...and for the same reason. This is an apt admonition for either side of the political divide.
@user-ns1np5di4p
@user-ns1np5di4p 5 ай бұрын
When Trump is the bad option the whole world 🌎 is gonna suffer 😢 not just America 😮
@jessicazellner7336
@jessicazellner7336 5 ай бұрын
I’m going to start taking my moms extra blood thinners so I don’t stroke out from this election BS 😂 Joe 2024 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙
@jadeh2699
@jadeh2699 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mrsdraper171
@mrsdraper171 5 ай бұрын
I hear you.
@freedomfinder5196
@freedomfinder5196 5 ай бұрын
IKR!! Hang in there and thanks for the chuckle, fellow citizen! 😂
@Sweettooth25
@Sweettooth25 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 yes better to be prepared. Biden 2024 💙🌊🇺🇸
@Erin.56
@Erin.56 5 ай бұрын
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@deniseboldea1624
@deniseboldea1624 5 ай бұрын
Only 22 criminal charges? That boy is a slacker by GOP standards.
@derlinclair3589
@derlinclair3589 5 ай бұрын
LOL!
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 5 ай бұрын
He's young. He can get his GED while incarcerated. It took his mom 4 tries to pass so there is hope for the youngster.
@afg122602
@afg122602 5 ай бұрын
Hey at least he's trying...... to derail mom's career
@sugarcookiecube
@sugarcookiecube 5 ай бұрын
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸turtle mitch is going inside his shell never to be heard from again!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 5 ай бұрын
It's time for Mitch to swim back out to sea.
@wimvondenbergh5345
@wimvondenbergh5345 5 ай бұрын
But then the wwf would save the turtle....they got a point, he's to old for soup...
@Misses-Hippy
@Misses-Hippy 5 ай бұрын
@@wimvondenbergh5345 I'll settle for soup.
@allisonjames2923
@allisonjames2923 5 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he’s a land-locked tortoise
@DrownedInExile
@DrownedInExile 5 ай бұрын
Isn't the sea polluted enough?
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 5 ай бұрын
“Back to the Galapagos “….. excellent writing
@moresalad221
@moresalad221 5 ай бұрын
I would much rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges.
@rlud304
@rlud304 5 ай бұрын
How about neither?
@JohnSmith-pg9ns
@JohnSmith-pg9ns 5 ай бұрын
Biden 2024 🇺🇸
@DarksideDave42
@DarksideDave42 5 ай бұрын
You must always choose the lesser of two weevils .....
@eleanoraquitaine2966
@eleanoraquitaine2966 5 ай бұрын
​@@DylanE1Voting is your only opportunity to have your voice heard. Giving that up is a choice but then you have to give up all your opinions about issues, elected representatives, or how the country is run because you refused to have a seat at the table in the first place.
@emceeunderdogrising
@emceeunderdogrising 5 ай бұрын
The United States no longer represents the people. I refuse to vote. ​@@Greg7791
@chrisbunch6335
@chrisbunch6335 5 ай бұрын
Great jokes. I wish you would do some on the crooked Supreme Court. They deserve it, bigly. Thanks.
@grammysal
@grammysal 5 ай бұрын
Impeachment for all members of Supreme Court!
@believewhatyousee2852
@believewhatyousee2852 5 ай бұрын
All conservatives who are crooked and bought by Harlan crow
@coldwinter5710
@coldwinter5710 5 ай бұрын
Not ALL members, but at least 5 of them.
@ASB412
@ASB412 5 ай бұрын
We can’t do 4 more years of Trump.
@cindyspear5763
@cindyspear5763 5 ай бұрын
We never should have had the first 4 years of Trump. "Russia, if you're listening, I hope that you can find Hillary's 30k emails. I am sure that you will be rewarded mightily if you do so." Donald J Trump's yowl on July 27th 2016 for a hostile foreign nation to interfere in America's election process. Trump is a bloody flaming traitor.
@EuropeanWren
@EuropeanWren 5 ай бұрын
​@@cindyspear5763 Cindy, you are 150% correct. 👍 Greetings from Europe
@cindyspear5763
@cindyspear5763 5 ай бұрын
@@EuropeanWren Thanks!
@Noodles1771
@Noodles1771 5 ай бұрын
You mean aesthetically? Because in policy Biden is worse given his arming and funding ethnic cleansing and genocide in Gaza. Blue MAGA is no different from Red MAGA.
@catherinewilliams7943
@catherinewilliams7943 5 ай бұрын
PLEASE NO. Even we in the UK can’t do another four years of Trump PLEASE NO
@davewitter6565
@davewitter6565 5 ай бұрын
DJT is the kind of person what would show up at a barn raising with a flame thrower.
@kevinm1734
@kevinm1734 5 ай бұрын
"Oh, you didn't say razing?"
@karengossett1475
@karengossett1475 5 ай бұрын
Jimmy. Thank You for your service to our Country! You deserve an award for pissing off Trump more than anyone else! 👍💙🇺🇸. I really enjoyed this 💕
@hectornegron9155
@hectornegron9155 5 ай бұрын
When asked whether Trump still has money, his attorney Alina Habba replied, "Of course, he's a billionaire". Then told the court he doesn't. She seems to have been a good student of Trump university. Rich when is convenient and poor when is not.
@sandyleonard4780
@sandyleonard4780 5 ай бұрын
Hilarious!!!
@edgardolugo540
@edgardolugo540 5 ай бұрын
Mitch McConnell is so old he still owes Abraham Lincoln a Nickel...
@carolannpacificadam1944
@carolannpacificadam1944 5 ай бұрын
BUAHA HAHAHA HA ha haha haha
@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg
@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 5 ай бұрын
He autographed my first edition bible 👍
@cindyspear5763
@cindyspear5763 5 ай бұрын
And Mitch McConnell was trying to thwart every good thing that Lincoln worked on.
@TracyAdams-ry2fc
@TracyAdams-ry2fc 5 ай бұрын
A penny because Lincoln is on the penny.
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering 5 ай бұрын
@@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cgVery nice. Could give Methusala (spelling ?) a run for his money and the Repubs have the nerve to complain about Joe’s age.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 5 ай бұрын
It horrifies me that Mitch McConnell is the lesser of multiple evils.
@jamesp8459
@jamesp8459 5 ай бұрын
Just like it horrifies me that I have to vote Biden to keep Trump away from the Whitehouse.
@mortalclown3812
@mortalclown3812 5 ай бұрын
​@@jamesp8459 Our party has utterly failed us.
@helios7212
@helios7212 5 ай бұрын
Agreed 💯
@michellehoyt8218
@michellehoyt8218 5 ай бұрын
McConnell aided and abetted the delivery of trump into our governmental system
@TahtahmesDiary
@TahtahmesDiary 5 ай бұрын
​@@michellehoyt8218 Yeah he's right up there with the worst of them and if he wasn't glitching he'd stick around to do even more damage, let's all be real
@vickilawrence7207
@vickilawrence7207 5 ай бұрын
Omg! Is he kidding? That he’s aware of when it’s appropriate to retire!? 😳😳😰🥵 uuummmm, I think he missed the boat on that one! 😅😂🤣😁
@judd442009
@judd442009 5 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel: "Vote with your rage!" Amen, brother, amen.
@cherylgrundy3562
@cherylgrundy3562 5 ай бұрын
Making fun of Biden's age is insane when the alternative is a Dictator!☹️
@clarissamiles
@clarissamiles 5 ай бұрын
Exactly
@Al-oe8ib
@Al-oe8ib 5 ай бұрын
Hard to believe really, especially as Kimmel’s show would be one of the first that trump took off air, then he would lock Kimmel away, like every other media person who has slagged him
@RedPolitics1776
@RedPolitics1776 5 ай бұрын
Cry more
@TheRealBlueValhalla
@TheRealBlueValhalla 5 ай бұрын
1776 signalling is weird coming from those who want to destroy the country.
@brad3706
@brad3706 5 ай бұрын
And Trump is just a couple of years younger with family history of dementia. Trump is clearly exhibiting signs at every rally for the last three years.
@TheRayInPV
@TheRayInPV 5 ай бұрын
Nikki is hanging around so when Trump is disqualified or jailed, she's up for the presidency.
@irenakalnins7138
@irenakalnins7138 5 ай бұрын
And she is going to pardon “our chosen one “
@ricknoyb1613
@ricknoyb1613 5 ай бұрын
An intelligent Republican thinking two steps ahead of the rest of the pack, surely you jest.
@Erin.56
@Erin.56 5 ай бұрын
Yes!! Hope Haley gets in there over trump!
@thaisstone5192
@thaisstone5192 5 ай бұрын
I think she is staying in just to piss him off.
@thaliahall4599
@thaliahall4599 5 ай бұрын
Nikki Haley is probably hoping Trump will be convicted so she can become the GOP candidate, but won't be President.
@beatstreet570
@beatstreet570 5 ай бұрын
Thank you jimmy for being the only late night host to repeatedly crush trump. Steven does it in a timid way. You do it the right way.
@jerrymclellan4711
@jerrymclellan4711 5 ай бұрын
"Vote with your rage" .... My new tagline.
@richardbaldwin1097
@richardbaldwin1097 5 ай бұрын
Thank you for roasting those idiots who Trump would ban on his Baby Dictator Day 1.
@alexandralibin5131
@alexandralibin5131 5 ай бұрын
Support Joe Biden. Our democracy depends on it.
@CactusJackIV
@CactusJackIV 5 ай бұрын
As a Kentuckian so glad to see Mitch go. I don’t care where, just away.
@ceciledelaney5174
@ceciledelaney5174 5 ай бұрын
Back to the Galapagos I"d say
@helanna9843
@helanna9843 5 ай бұрын
I curious to see if Margie Greene has the poster of Hunter Biden, that she displayed in the house, in her bedroom now.
@dolesncmor
@dolesncmor 5 ай бұрын
She was upset when he left the room when she was just about to show a picture of his winky. She wanted to see the real thing.
@paulburley7993
@paulburley7993 5 ай бұрын
Geez Jimmy! You're on fire tonight!😂 I read a comment on KZfaq I loved. Someone said "You gotta hand it to America. Only there could a conman and a callgirl make it ro the Whitehouse!" 😂😂
@user-xv8tn7wq4s
@user-xv8tn7wq4s 5 ай бұрын
Wonka World looks like tRumps backdrops in Michigan when he went to stand with the union scabs !
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 5 ай бұрын
Shades of Rudy's Four Seasons fiasco...
@susiepoadster4642
@susiepoadster4642 5 ай бұрын
Vote with your Rage! 💙💙💙💙
@BarryOnness
@BarryOnness 5 ай бұрын
I saw a billboard in his home state that called McConnell “PUTIN’S MITCH”
@michaelscot4816
@michaelscot4816 5 ай бұрын
Love how right behind him is great-great-grandma Collins! 😂 💙💙💙
@davidjames2083
@davidjames2083 5 ай бұрын
*'Breaking The News' is the funniest thing I've ever seen* 👍😅😂🤣
@melidacastro7946
@melidacastro7946 5 ай бұрын
💙🇺🇸😎VOTE BLUE 2024😎🇺🇸💙🎉🥂🎉🥂
@jerrygolden3584
@jerrygolden3584 5 ай бұрын
I am so disappointed we are no longer seeing "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live"...
@littlejerryseinfeld4168
@littlejerryseinfeld4168 5 ай бұрын
really, i hated that part. i just clicked past alot of those shows
@drinkmorecareless
@drinkmorecareless 5 ай бұрын
Nah, that was just something to skip.
@darrellkinkade9205
@darrellkinkade9205 5 ай бұрын
Good ol' spineless Mitch once again bowing to Trump's demands...
@nikihartney5257
@nikihartney5257 5 ай бұрын
BRING BACK 'PREVIOUSLY' PLEAAAAASE!
@danrion8839
@danrion8839 5 ай бұрын
Even grim reaper is tired of McConnell. He is doing grim's job since a long time destroying many innocent lives.
@philiphanno3676
@philiphanno3676 5 ай бұрын
Jimmy should have a Trump look alike stand in a line to buy Powerball tickets!
@AssuredHealthEstherJ
@AssuredHealthEstherJ 5 ай бұрын
Please stop referring to President Biden as old, he has been doing amazing work for us.
@dparks3784
@dparks3784 5 ай бұрын
Especially since Trump isn't much younger. Also, Trump is seriously unhinged.
@hauntedshadowslegacy2826
@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 5 ай бұрын
He is old. Period. He is. He's better than the alternative, but he's absolutely old.
@MillennialPawz
@MillennialPawz 5 ай бұрын
He is old. And he isnt unhinged like Trump but hes shown to be just as evil with this Israel BS
@gretakaim7616
@gretakaim7616 5 ай бұрын
Biden is old ( SO WHAT) we all ( GET OLD) at one point in our (LIVES). IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH for YOU !!! 😊
@0510nan
@0510nan 5 ай бұрын
@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Will you be alive at 80???🤨
@SeattleSun2013
@SeattleSun2013 5 ай бұрын
Loved that you’d vote for Biden no matter what. 🇺🇸👍
@Ulisses3k
@Ulisses3k 5 ай бұрын
The "I haven't seen you since high school" bit is beyond hilarious. Kudos to the special effects and writers of the show.
@tristangrigsby8377
@tristangrigsby8377 5 ай бұрын
easily the best of the late night comedy shows.
@beverlys10
@beverlys10 5 ай бұрын
You late night comedians are a breath of fresh air. I am so glad that there are still some Americans who are sensible. Vote blue 💙💙💙💙
@vidac5159
@vidac5159 5 ай бұрын
Getting really tired of the "Biden's so old" jokes.
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 5 ай бұрын
Watching him walk like he's a fraction of his age makes those old-guy jokes seem pointless or something.
@MillennialPawz
@MillennialPawz 5 ай бұрын
Im getting really tired of him giving money and vocal support to Israel when 30k Palestinians are dead.
@cindyspear5763
@cindyspear5763 5 ай бұрын
​@@MillennialPawz You might want to have some fiery words with the American Republican fundamentalist, literalist, apocalyptic, evangelical bible-thumping fanatical conservative Christians, then, as they have been a major driving force in keeping America enmeshed with the Israeli side of that situation.
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering 5 ай бұрын
@@MillennialPawzI am tired of that too and I write to him frequently calling him out. However, I will not be holding my nose and voting for him. I will be affirmatively voting for him because I don’t want a Muslim on top of the destruction of Gaza. I hope to God he can stop this and get a ceasefire and too little too late, stop giving Netanyahu arms.
@jeanetteschock4744
@jeanetteschock4744 5 ай бұрын
What happened to previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live? I love those 😂😂😂😂😂
@Erin.56
@Erin.56 5 ай бұрын
Yes Bye bye Mitch 👋🏻👏🏻
@HaxxYou
@HaxxYou 5 ай бұрын
Mitch has been in office my entire life
@bestmomcheck2046
@bestmomcheck2046 5 ай бұрын
Lol! Love you Jimmy!😂
@sydneywood4398
@sydneywood4398 5 ай бұрын
Please bring back the hilarious intro videos.
@AnthonyLaporte
@AnthonyLaporte 5 ай бұрын
"I lost another TOOTH".. best skit in months Jimmy.
@chrisirwin1043
@chrisirwin1043 5 ай бұрын
With the other 500yr old turtles! OMG. I'm crying RN😂🤣😂
@EcksLacks
@EcksLacks 5 ай бұрын
The Beetle Juicer 🤣
@anewrose
@anewrose 5 ай бұрын
That guy on the street is hilarious! Of course, so is Jimmy!
@tucoandkitty
@tucoandkitty 5 ай бұрын
Yes, there is rage, justified
@timothypeters8727
@timothypeters8727 5 ай бұрын
Thank God for New York. The only state not fooled by the orange conman.
@jburton8594
@jburton8594 5 ай бұрын
Not the only but a great one!
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula 5 ай бұрын
FYI, Joe used Trumps scale at his physical. He weighs 77 pounds.
@Erin.56
@Erin.56 5 ай бұрын
But November is still 8 plus months away!! 🤦🏻‍♀️
@DancerGirl-24
@DancerGirl-24 5 ай бұрын
thanks, jimmy, for always making me laugh no matter how bad things are!
@gaiaceccaroli8759
@gaiaceccaroli8759 5 ай бұрын
The Galapagos joke made me ✈️✈️✈️✈️😂😂😂😂😂
@eric2500
@eric2500 5 ай бұрын
"At heart he is still a petty little bitzghz" Why yes, he is!
@NCDowns
@NCDowns 5 ай бұрын
Same here I'd take a "Weekend at Burnies type white house situation as long as it means no Trump!" LOL!
@cynthiaracicot6502
@cynthiaracicot6502 5 ай бұрын
Pull up the stakes, the circus is over.
@rosaleesmith8772
@rosaleesmith8772 5 ай бұрын
.... "bigly..." ..😂😂😂😂😂😂. Cracks me up every time!!!😀😀😀😂😂😂💯💯
@carolray3637
@carolray3637 5 ай бұрын
FANTASTIC
@ssmit262
@ssmit262 5 ай бұрын
That McConnell turtle joke was outstanding
@Laura-te1sk
@Laura-te1sk 5 ай бұрын
For the first time in 70 years, I am looking forward to the Oscars!
@paulazemeckis7835
@paulazemeckis7835 5 ай бұрын
Jimmy....I can't believe you are still funny after all these years! Wish I can find a guy (younger version) just like you!
@sweetuntilimnot
@sweetuntilimnot 5 ай бұрын
I haven't laughed out loud like this in a long time.. this was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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