Just when you thought this Supreme Court couldn't possibly get any worse...surprise!
@DesertbikerAZ5 ай бұрын
Even conservative majority Supreme Court is corrupt!
@Al-oe8ib5 ай бұрын
They are so compromised they have no options
@Vele12675 ай бұрын
Well if Ruth Ginsburg would have not been selfish and retired Obama would have picked a new replacement and the democrats would have one more judge
@lisakeane43865 ай бұрын
TRUTH
@libe24315 ай бұрын
The judge should use trump’s own words against him. -the judge: ‘You didn’t pay? You’re delinquent?’” Then “No, I would not protect you, sir. In fact, I would encourage New York City to do whatever the hell NYC wants. You got to pay. You got to pay your bills.”
@KombuchaBuzzed5 ай бұрын
I’m sure all those homeless and migrants would like a room in his hotel. 😂
@cindyspear57635 ай бұрын
🤣😂😆😅 That was BEAUTIFUL! 🎉
@marilynjones92985 ай бұрын
why doesn't anyone talk about T's previous bankruptcies? Yes, plural.
@cherylgrec97015 ай бұрын
Fair is fair!
@lisakeane43865 ай бұрын
Winner winner chicken dinner! 🏆💯
@mariannejackson60205 ай бұрын
EVERY BODY GET OUT AND VOTE BLUE ALL DOWN THE BALLOT !!.FOR OUR REPUBLIC AND DEMOCRACY ,AND OUR SANITY !!. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊
@normahernandez3555 ай бұрын
Bye Mitch so glad to see you go!!!!! 💙🇺🇸⚖️🗳️💙🦉
@dorisaffissio16495 ай бұрын
Is his wife, the Secretary of Transportation under Donnie going with him. Maybe not, they don't need each other any more.
@vindiesel14695 ай бұрын
Glitch McConnell stepping down is the greatest accomplishment he has done for America.
@mycosys5 ай бұрын
Its amazing he didnt break his hip, first time he stepped rather than shuffled in decades.
@supernotnatural5 ай бұрын
40 year serving US in Congress is more than you will ever imagine since yur life is basically hating in youtube comments
@elss87175 ай бұрын
@@supernotnatural. What did Mitch McConnell do in those long 40 years?
@mycosys5 ай бұрын
@@supernotnatural lol 'serving'
@grghkllb38755 ай бұрын
@@supernotnatural He made life worse for every person in this country and has done absolutely nothing for Kentucky - they are just as poor and backwards as when he started.
@Opus3135 ай бұрын
Moscow Mitch Turtle announced he is stepping down as Senate Leader in November... this marks the only positive thing he has done in the Senate...
@medtrans2475 ай бұрын
While I agree with you, calling him a turtle is an insult to turtles :)
@user-sl9to7lg5b5 ай бұрын
@@medtrans247 The Evil Turtle
@virginiabalch62745 ай бұрын
My turtles and tortoise are really offended. They state they are smarter and far more good-looking and no way would they have acquitted Trump.
@parrisprice58925 ай бұрын
Or his entire life
@disastermaster14135 ай бұрын
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
@jcoopes56045 ай бұрын
The existential threat of *rump is far more concerning than anything else! Never again!
@gwen30105 ай бұрын
Hi Jimmy thank you for the laughs!!! VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙
@Erin.565 ай бұрын
💙💙💙
@herehere31395 ай бұрын
Good riddance Mitch
@bigcity20855 ай бұрын
...and thanks for that whole supreme court thingy you're so proud of. Yeah; worked out well.
@BettyKCreations5 ай бұрын
i was disappointed that hè plans to wait until his term is up in 2027. I was hoping for 25.
@daveboryszewski1305 ай бұрын
@@BettyKCreations Thank You I get tired of explaining that to people who can't read past the headline!!
@miriamlaureano86945 ай бұрын
It was about time Adios
@neddoyle83045 ай бұрын
McConnell will still be on the Capitol Grounds through next week. Hey a Turtle can only go so fast!
@user-vs2py9zt2x5 ай бұрын
Agree making fun of Biden is not warranted. Looking at his achievements as President makes you realise his age is immaterial.
@mortalclown38125 ай бұрын
Our party has failed us and he's way too old for the job. Of course, we have to vote for him since the alternative is the end of our republic, but - man. Pyrrhic victory, anyone?
@kevinsmarts99535 ай бұрын
@@mortalclown3812 Idk, the economy is doing great. US manufacturing is up, there's finally investment in infrastructure and with the obvious exception in Israel he's been making the right calls. He's also a proven Trump beater and that might be the most important part.
@coleman198785 ай бұрын
what is immateral
@paulchancey89055 ай бұрын
His age enables his achievements, 50 years of experience pays off.
@Johnboy335455 ай бұрын
As the incumbent Biden is open to the time honored tradition of ridicule. He's also accomplished great things and will continue to do so. Laugh it off and vote Blue. 💙💙💙
@markhanlon49665 ай бұрын
I went to Amish country in the fall of 2020 and I was so turned off by their support of DJT that I vowed never to return (and I haven't). They were not wearing masks and even posted signs on their shop doors saying covid is a hoax. It felt more like being in cult land! It was sickening and sad, my impression of the Amish completely changed.
@wendymotz24455 ай бұрын
If you are talking about Lancaster County, you are correct in saying there is a lot of Republican support but we did defeat Oz and Mastriano and Trump lost PA. I love our Democratic governor Josh Shapiro.
@xiaoka5 ай бұрын
I think “real” Amish wouldn’t get political.
@stephensarkany35775 ай бұрын
I always thought they were weirdos
@digbycrankshaft75725 ай бұрын
Fascist is as fascist does
@Moluccan565 ай бұрын
I think a lot of them got sick.
@yemisimoweta81645 ай бұрын
What a sad way to end a political career. He became Trump's enabler and history will record that against him.
@astartesorceress5 ай бұрын
McConnell hated Trump. Trump cost him his job as Senate Majority Leader, undoing the pinnacle of power-wielding McConnell's carefully crafted career arc.
@e0n5555 ай бұрын
Not a tear shed for this man. The consensus is pretty much “bye Felicia.”
@wintertrooper79185 ай бұрын
@@e0n555actually the consensus is *confused turtle pause* that became his catch phrase in almost every speech he made lolol
@kathlake40095 ай бұрын
I'm glad McConnell is stepping down - FINALLY. Susan Collins should follow him.
@barbarakender21175 ай бұрын
And chuck Grassley too!
@j.c.57495 ай бұрын
Do you think Susan has learned her lesson yet?
@Commenting-answering5 ай бұрын
@@j.c.5749Nope. Still in denial.
@Sillybillyilly5 ай бұрын
Miss I think he learned his lesson??? She should've signed off after saying that
@BeforeAndAfterScience5 ай бұрын
That doesn't make sense. Mitch is stepping down from his leadership position. Concerned Collins isn't in a leadership position.
@sharonkellner71265 ай бұрын
If you can’t count on the Supreme Court to uphold the law, our country is doomed. ☠️
@Elmo-the-Ohioan-625 ай бұрын
I'm with you on that, I sure am
@kevincahill53635 ай бұрын
a wise woman has spoken. hear her words. clarence thomas does'nt even belong there much less kavanaugh. they themselves are breaking the laws of the land. criminals running the highest and most sacred court in the country! anyone or anything associated with trump should be considered treasonous at this point in time. what a circus and shame he has brought upon us. history will be hard on his minions.
@scottwebster6955 ай бұрын
We're doomed
@bradleygerber73175 ай бұрын
Vote. It has been put in the court of public opinion. We the people must keep Trump out.
@lostbutfreesoul5 ай бұрын
Whom knew, the first Emperor of the United States would be a Justice of the Supreme Court....
@user-yi4wl5pw6z5 ай бұрын
Love you jimmy and you’re dialogue . Dump Trump and lock him up in 2024.
@larrymartinez6465 ай бұрын
McConnell what an embarrassment. You will go down in history being the main reason citizen trump got away with his antics. AMERICA 🇺🇸 IS FURIOUS WITH YOU. HOW DISSAPOINTING ! YOU LET US DOWN .
@leagarner36755 ай бұрын
Yep
@leslietaylor93135 ай бұрын
Register early and vote every republican out of office everywhere. 🌊🇺🇲👍
@anitaevans53615 ай бұрын
We must vote in every local, state, & federal election. We can vote out the GQP & drain the swamp ourselves...no one is coming 2 save us
@elisagallegos76185 ай бұрын
Totally agree
@ashleighjaimaosborne39665 ай бұрын
💙💙💙💙💙💙🇨🇦
@emceeunderdogrising5 ай бұрын
Nah.
@patcat28395 ай бұрын
@SM-mf2ty🤡🤡🤡🤡
@1stshepherd5 ай бұрын
Mitch Mc is the perfect example of why we desperately need TERM LIMITS!!
@mortalclown38125 ай бұрын
So are Biden and Trump.
@1stshepherd5 ай бұрын
@@mortalclown3812 no argument from me
@cindyspear57635 ай бұрын
I would say rather that Mitch McConnell is a good reason to eliminate the "corporations are people" nonsense and the corruption that allows into American politics.
@Coach_Hoodie_d_20075 ай бұрын
Absolutely
@locutusdeborg42885 ай бұрын
WE the PEOPLE need to control WHO is in the SCOTUS as well. Get rid of gerrymandering and the archaic electoral college too !!!!!!
@PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide5 ай бұрын
"Vote with your rage. That's how we do it now." Laughing and crying at the same time....
@XAVIERCUERVO5 ай бұрын
WE DONT WANT MITCH HERE IN THE GALAPAGOS ISLAND thank you very much
@jayo82815 ай бұрын
Please, the US can't take it anymore
@jjohnson7965 ай бұрын
Good gods no! At the first sign of Mitch treat him the way they used to treat baby seals!
@WhiskeyandDonuts5 ай бұрын
Mitch needs to stay here and live with the crap he dealt the country.
@mikevanderman27275 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you wouldn't even see the difference when he blends in with the other turtles jajajajajajajajajaa (curse you Mike, stop insulting the other turtles 🐢)
@Martell-XO5 ай бұрын
“You can’t always get what you want. But, if you find sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need."
@Al-oe8ib5 ай бұрын
His legacy……a TRAITOR
@angelikalindenau9435 ай бұрын
Sounds like the thing to do but apparently the definition of treason in that context is too narrow.
@stanbyme78745 ай бұрын
Like all Supporters of T*ump-everything he accomplished in his career has been overshadowed & replaced by shame.
@beckyd7125 ай бұрын
*Mitch McConnell: A traitor who made the SCOTUS something nobody in America can trust.*
@cheknfaks5 ай бұрын
I like when he says, ' IDC if he comes out of the hospital in an iron lung"... "I'm still voting for him!" Well spoken like a genius Jimmy!
@Seriouslydave5 ай бұрын
That is just how much the world doesn't need trump.
@cheknfaks5 ай бұрын
I cant understand of all the crimes against him and how on earth he can be still running. wtf is going on w this justice system and who is paying them off to keep him in and nothing even happens to him? anyone else would have been in prison by now.@@Seriouslydave
@DonariaRegia5 ай бұрын
Republicans were fine with Strom Thurmond representing them as senator at the age of 100 years old, even though his faculties were clearly diminished for the last decade he was in office.
@jcoopes56045 ай бұрын
I’m ridin with Biden! Over a rock!
@samadamms34325 ай бұрын
@DonariaRegia - Not “Republicans”, people in his state elected him. That wide brush your using is why politics have gotten so divided.
@allisonjames29235 ай бұрын
Lauren Boebert’s son was arrested??? That is hilarious! Karma strikes again!
@teresitauy36925 ай бұрын
Why was she elected in the first place is beyond me .
@suemccord26335 ай бұрын
❤President Joe Biden 4MoreYears Biden / Harris. Calmly getting it done for all Americans 🎉
@believewhatyousee28525 ай бұрын
Yes!! 🩵💙🩵💙🌊🌊
@karensagal82305 ай бұрын
Ridin with Biden All the Way!
@nonettevillalino23975 ай бұрын
Really? you still want your demented President? Shame on your country to have him . As well, shame on my country Canada to have Trudeau who is as corrupt as Biden.
@karlmarx64875 ай бұрын
Getting what done$ Becoming more senile every hour ?
@trnharris5 ай бұрын
❤💯
@HelynnHeels5 ай бұрын
People better vote for the current administration if they're so scared to just support President Biden. No matter what, we need to be able to sustain until 2028. We have a plethora of young, competent, experienced candidates to run in that election cycle. Strive for a blue-heavy legislature in both houses. And support your local and state officials, too. 💙💙💙💙💙
@lawsonj395 ай бұрын
The administration can help our cause along by addressing some of the severe problems Americans are suffering instead of relying exclusively on "Trump Bad."
@sylviagonzalez-qw6ww5 ай бұрын
As long as the orange man is alive we need to vote BLUE because the Republicans are spineless puppets and the Orange pulls the strings 😅
@HelynnHeels5 ай бұрын
@@lawsonj39 Well, I guess he can always nationalize the retailers and force them to lower their prices. And strong arm the legislature into bowing to his demands. He's doing the best he can with what he's got.
@Commenting-answering5 ай бұрын
@@HelynnHeelsAbsolutely. Great example. This person just completely ignores what he has done. Chips act, infrastructure bill, forgiving student loan debt, lowering drug prices, etc. Trump built a few miles of wall and gave tax cuts to the rich. This is no contest. Vote Joe and Democrats down ballot. 💙💙💙
@Slo-ryde5 ай бұрын
@@lawsonj39I thought you reds were pro-free market?
@lovemygolden89355 ай бұрын
Even Mitch knows a sinking ship when he sees one.
@gaypatterson44465 ай бұрын
Agreed.
@cindyspear57635 ай бұрын
Mitch McConnell has been drilling holes in the hull of the USS America for 40 years.
@disastermaster14135 ай бұрын
Women and turtles first!
@notforgottensm5 ай бұрын
He should’ve seen it along freaking time ago
@cindyspear57635 ай бұрын
@@notforgottensm Mitch McConnell helped sink it, which makes me wonder just how long he's been accepting campaign donations from third-party Russian agents.
@user-rs8rb3tv7y5 ай бұрын
91 year old Chuck Grassley needs to go right along with him!
@nyerineu33885 ай бұрын
'McConnell, retiring to the Galapagos to live with the other 500 yr. old turtles!' Spot on!
@l.w.burkhalter87115 ай бұрын
Glad to see Mcconnel go, he had his chance to rid the country of Trump's lawbreaking, and his cowardice was evident.
@locutusdeborg42885 ай бұрын
He should been GONE 25 years ago!!!!!
@kris-vs7ed5 ай бұрын
He hasn't functioned in years. He was just occupying space in the Senate to use his vote. I still think the Congress should have to retire at some point and allow others to serve their country. It was never designed according to the constitution to be a full time job. They served for a time and returned to their jobs. Greed for money has made congress a lucrative and elevated position.
@LightLegion5 ай бұрын
To be fair, what can he do that won't draw the ire of his constituents?
@Vohlfied5 ай бұрын
It wasn't cowardice it was a calculated decision deliberately disregarding the US Constitution because it furthered his goals of destroying the USA.
@debprobst3305 ай бұрын
I don't think he was a coward I think he loved the fact everyone was laser focused on trumpty he was able to get his Satan agenda completed behind the scenes
@Leonaza75 ай бұрын
McConnell should resign today and sincerely apologize to the USA for acquitting Trump for his failed coup.
@aldoraine84595 ай бұрын
Amen.
@JohnSmith-hj4mi5 ай бұрын
And Garland should have resigned yesterday for not prosecuting Trump earlier. Neither is going to happen!
@semipenguin5 ай бұрын
@@JohnSmith-hj4miJudy passed away over 50 years ago.
@winstonsmith66075 ай бұрын
Maybe you and your thousands of bots can flood his social media accounts
@mycosys5 ай бұрын
He was probably afraid he would break his hip stepping down
@mrwilson76175 ай бұрын
McConnell is a perfect example of why we can never allow Republicans to gain power again. Vote.
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs5 ай бұрын
You bet!!!
@preciousjohnson14335 ай бұрын
💯💯💯💯💯
@karengossett14755 ай бұрын
Also why we need Term limits 👍💙🇺🇸
@sandraslutz94895 ай бұрын
I have, for President Trump.
@it.amuses_me5 ай бұрын
@@sandraslutz9489Primaries don't count. I shouldn't have told you that. You probably believe you already cast your Vote...Oooops
@govindagovindaji46625 ай бұрын
4:01 Yea, the underappreciated talent that McConnell NEVER possessed.
@archangelvvv5 ай бұрын
Time for Mitch to head over to the Mortuary for embalming!
@seanpadgett30535 ай бұрын
It looks like he’s already been embalmed and buried, then dug up.
@MarkMaiorana-hn5le5 ай бұрын
I thought he already was embalmed
@MidnightMiik5 ай бұрын
Who is going to replace McConnell? There are so many horrifying possibilities!
@janicethomas32785 ай бұрын
I totally agree with you. That is why we must keep the Senate . Whoever replaces McConnell must be the minority leader.
@Leonaza75 ай бұрын
When McConnell is the good option the situation is horrific beyond most people’s understanding of the word.
@Vele12675 ай бұрын
I would say the same thing about Biden being the only democratic candidate
@bob15055 ай бұрын
Mark Twain said politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often...and for the same reason. This is an apt admonition for either side of the political divide.
@user-ns1np5di4p5 ай бұрын
When Trump is the bad option the whole world 🌎 is gonna suffer 😢 not just America 😮
@jessicazellner73365 ай бұрын
I’m going to start taking my moms extra blood thinners so I don’t stroke out from this election BS 😂 Joe 2024 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙
@jadeh26995 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mrsdraper1715 ай бұрын
I hear you.
@freedomfinder51965 ай бұрын
IKR!! Hang in there and thanks for the chuckle, fellow citizen! 😂
@Sweettooth255 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 yes better to be prepared. Biden 2024 💙🌊🇺🇸
@Erin.565 ай бұрын
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@deniseboldea16245 ай бұрын
Only 22 criminal charges? That boy is a slacker by GOP standards.
@derlinclair35895 ай бұрын
LOL!
@mtaylor73075 ай бұрын
He's young. He can get his GED while incarcerated. It took his mom 4 tries to pass so there is hope for the youngster.
@afg1226025 ай бұрын
Hey at least he's trying...... to derail mom's career
@sugarcookiecube5 ай бұрын
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸turtle mitch is going inside his shell never to be heard from again!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@notsure19695 ай бұрын
It's time for Mitch to swim back out to sea.
@wimvondenbergh53455 ай бұрын
But then the wwf would save the turtle....they got a point, he's to old for soup...
@Misses-Hippy5 ай бұрын
@@wimvondenbergh5345 I'll settle for soup.
@allisonjames29235 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he’s a land-locked tortoise
@DrownedInExile5 ай бұрын
Isn't the sea polluted enough?
@Slo-ryde5 ай бұрын
“Back to the Galapagos “….. excellent writing
@moresalad2215 ай бұрын
I would much rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges.
@rlud3045 ай бұрын
How about neither?
@JohnSmith-pg9ns5 ай бұрын
Biden 2024 🇺🇸
@DarksideDave425 ай бұрын
You must always choose the lesser of two weevils .....
@eleanoraquitaine29665 ай бұрын
@@DylanE1Voting is your only opportunity to have your voice heard. Giving that up is a choice but then you have to give up all your opinions about issues, elected representatives, or how the country is run because you refused to have a seat at the table in the first place.
@emceeunderdogrising5 ай бұрын
The United States no longer represents the people. I refuse to vote. @@Greg7791
@chrisbunch63355 ай бұрын
Great jokes. I wish you would do some on the crooked Supreme Court. They deserve it, bigly. Thanks.
@grammysal5 ай бұрын
Impeachment for all members of Supreme Court!
@believewhatyousee28525 ай бұрын
All conservatives who are crooked and bought by Harlan crow
@coldwinter57105 ай бұрын
Not ALL members, but at least 5 of them.
@ASB4125 ай бұрын
We can’t do 4 more years of Trump.
@cindyspear57635 ай бұрын
We never should have had the first 4 years of Trump. "Russia, if you're listening, I hope that you can find Hillary's 30k emails. I am sure that you will be rewarded mightily if you do so." Donald J Trump's yowl on July 27th 2016 for a hostile foreign nation to interfere in America's election process. Trump is a bloody flaming traitor.
@EuropeanWren5 ай бұрын
@@cindyspear5763 Cindy, you are 150% correct. 👍 Greetings from Europe
@cindyspear57635 ай бұрын
@@EuropeanWren Thanks!
@Noodles17715 ай бұрын
You mean aesthetically? Because in policy Biden is worse given his arming and funding ethnic cleansing and genocide in Gaza. Blue MAGA is no different from Red MAGA.
@catherinewilliams79435 ай бұрын
PLEASE NO. Even we in the UK can’t do another four years of Trump PLEASE NO
@davewitter65655 ай бұрын
DJT is the kind of person what would show up at a barn raising with a flame thrower.
@kevinm17345 ай бұрын
"Oh, you didn't say razing?"
@karengossett14755 ай бұрын
Jimmy. Thank You for your service to our Country! You deserve an award for pissing off Trump more than anyone else! 👍💙🇺🇸. I really enjoyed this 💕
@hectornegron91555 ай бұрын
When asked whether Trump still has money, his attorney Alina Habba replied, "Of course, he's a billionaire". Then told the court he doesn't. She seems to have been a good student of Trump university. Rich when is convenient and poor when is not.
@sandyleonard47805 ай бұрын
Hilarious!!!
@edgardolugo5405 ай бұрын
Mitch McConnell is so old he still owes Abraham Lincoln a Nickel...
@carolannpacificadam19445 ай бұрын
BUAHA HAHAHA HA ha haha haha
@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg5 ай бұрын
He autographed my first edition bible 👍
@cindyspear57635 ай бұрын
And Mitch McConnell was trying to thwart every good thing that Lincoln worked on.
@TracyAdams-ry2fc5 ай бұрын
A penny because Lincoln is on the penny.
@Commenting-answering5 ай бұрын
@@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cgVery nice. Could give Methusala (spelling ?) a run for his money and the Repubs have the nerve to complain about Joe’s age.
@Leonaza75 ай бұрын
It horrifies me that Mitch McConnell is the lesser of multiple evils.
@jamesp84595 ай бұрын
Just like it horrifies me that I have to vote Biden to keep Trump away from the Whitehouse.
@mortalclown38125 ай бұрын
@@jamesp8459 Our party has utterly failed us.
@helios72125 ай бұрын
Agreed 💯
@michellehoyt82185 ай бұрын
McConnell aided and abetted the delivery of trump into our governmental system
@TahtahmesDiary5 ай бұрын
@@michellehoyt8218 Yeah he's right up there with the worst of them and if he wasn't glitching he'd stick around to do even more damage, let's all be real
@vickilawrence72075 ай бұрын
Omg! Is he kidding? That he’s aware of when it’s appropriate to retire!? 😳😳😰🥵 uuummmm, I think he missed the boat on that one! 😅😂🤣😁
@judd4420095 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel: "Vote with your rage!" Amen, brother, amen.
@cherylgrundy35625 ай бұрын
Making fun of Biden's age is insane when the alternative is a Dictator!☹️
@clarissamiles5 ай бұрын
Exactly
@Al-oe8ib5 ай бұрын
Hard to believe really, especially as Kimmel’s show would be one of the first that trump took off air, then he would lock Kimmel away, like every other media person who has slagged him
@RedPolitics17765 ай бұрын
Cry more
@TheRealBlueValhalla5 ай бұрын
1776 signalling is weird coming from those who want to destroy the country.
@brad37065 ай бұрын
And Trump is just a couple of years younger with family history of dementia. Trump is clearly exhibiting signs at every rally for the last three years.
@TheRayInPV5 ай бұрын
Nikki is hanging around so when Trump is disqualified or jailed, she's up for the presidency.
@irenakalnins71385 ай бұрын
And she is going to pardon “our chosen one “
@ricknoyb16135 ай бұрын
An intelligent Republican thinking two steps ahead of the rest of the pack, surely you jest.
@Erin.565 ай бұрын
Yes!! Hope Haley gets in there over trump!
@thaisstone51925 ай бұрын
I think she is staying in just to piss him off.
@thaliahall45995 ай бұрын
Nikki Haley is probably hoping Trump will be convicted so she can become the GOP candidate, but won't be President.
@beatstreet5705 ай бұрын
Thank you jimmy for being the only late night host to repeatedly crush trump. Steven does it in a timid way. You do it the right way.
@jerrymclellan47115 ай бұрын
"Vote with your rage" .... My new tagline.
@richardbaldwin10975 ай бұрын
Thank you for roasting those idiots who Trump would ban on his Baby Dictator Day 1.
@alexandralibin51315 ай бұрын
Support Joe Biden. Our democracy depends on it.
@CactusJackIV5 ай бұрын
As a Kentuckian so glad to see Mitch go. I don’t care where, just away.
@ceciledelaney51745 ай бұрын
Back to the Galapagos I"d say
@helanna98435 ай бұрын
I curious to see if Margie Greene has the poster of Hunter Biden, that she displayed in the house, in her bedroom now.
@dolesncmor5 ай бұрын
She was upset when he left the room when she was just about to show a picture of his winky. She wanted to see the real thing.
@paulburley79935 ай бұрын
Geez Jimmy! You're on fire tonight!😂 I read a comment on KZfaq I loved. Someone said "You gotta hand it to America. Only there could a conman and a callgirl make it ro the Whitehouse!" 😂😂
@user-xv8tn7wq4s5 ай бұрын
Wonka World looks like tRumps backdrops in Michigan when he went to stand with the union scabs !
@caronstout3545 ай бұрын
Shades of Rudy's Four Seasons fiasco...
@susiepoadster46425 ай бұрын
Vote with your Rage! 💙💙💙💙
@BarryOnness5 ай бұрын
I saw a billboard in his home state that called McConnell “PUTIN’S MITCH”
@michaelscot48165 ай бұрын
Love how right behind him is great-great-grandma Collins! 😂 💙💙💙
@davidjames20835 ай бұрын
*'Breaking The News' is the funniest thing I've ever seen* 👍😅😂🤣
@melidacastro79465 ай бұрын
💙🇺🇸😎VOTE BLUE 2024😎🇺🇸💙🎉🥂🎉🥂
@jerrygolden35845 ай бұрын
I am so disappointed we are no longer seeing "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live"...
@littlejerryseinfeld41685 ай бұрын
really, i hated that part. i just clicked past alot of those shows
@drinkmorecareless5 ай бұрын
Nah, that was just something to skip.
@darrellkinkade92055 ай бұрын
Good ol' spineless Mitch once again bowing to Trump's demands...
@nikihartney52575 ай бұрын
BRING BACK 'PREVIOUSLY' PLEAAAAASE!
@danrion88395 ай бұрын
Even grim reaper is tired of McConnell. He is doing grim's job since a long time destroying many innocent lives.
@philiphanno36765 ай бұрын
Jimmy should have a Trump look alike stand in a line to buy Powerball tickets!
@AssuredHealthEstherJ5 ай бұрын
Please stop referring to President Biden as old, he has been doing amazing work for us.
@dparks37845 ай бұрын
Especially since Trump isn't much younger. Also, Trump is seriously unhinged.
@hauntedshadowslegacy28265 ай бұрын
He is old. Period. He is. He's better than the alternative, but he's absolutely old.
@MillennialPawz5 ай бұрын
He is old. And he isnt unhinged like Trump but hes shown to be just as evil with this Israel BS
@gretakaim76165 ай бұрын
Biden is old ( SO WHAT) we all ( GET OLD) at one point in our (LIVES). IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH for YOU !!! 😊
@0510nan5 ай бұрын
@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Will you be alive at 80???🤨
@SeattleSun20135 ай бұрын
Loved that you’d vote for Biden no matter what. 🇺🇸👍
@Ulisses3k5 ай бұрын
The "I haven't seen you since high school" bit is beyond hilarious. Kudos to the special effects and writers of the show.
@tristangrigsby83775 ай бұрын
easily the best of the late night comedy shows.
@beverlys105 ай бұрын
You late night comedians are a breath of fresh air. I am so glad that there are still some Americans who are sensible. Vote blue 💙💙💙💙
@vidac51595 ай бұрын
Getting really tired of the "Biden's so old" jokes.
@chrisrj98715 ай бұрын
Watching him walk like he's a fraction of his age makes those old-guy jokes seem pointless or something.
@MillennialPawz5 ай бұрын
Im getting really tired of him giving money and vocal support to Israel when 30k Palestinians are dead.
@cindyspear57635 ай бұрын
@@MillennialPawz You might want to have some fiery words with the American Republican fundamentalist, literalist, apocalyptic, evangelical bible-thumping fanatical conservative Christians, then, as they have been a major driving force in keeping America enmeshed with the Israeli side of that situation.
@Commenting-answering5 ай бұрын
@@MillennialPawzI am tired of that too and I write to him frequently calling him out. However, I will not be holding my nose and voting for him. I will be affirmatively voting for him because I don’t want a Muslim on top of the destruction of Gaza. I hope to God he can stop this and get a ceasefire and too little too late, stop giving Netanyahu arms.
@jeanetteschock47445 ай бұрын
What happened to previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live? I love those 😂😂😂😂😂
@Erin.565 ай бұрын
Yes Bye bye Mitch 👋🏻👏🏻
@HaxxYou5 ай бұрын
Mitch has been in office my entire life
@bestmomcheck20465 ай бұрын
Lol! Love you Jimmy!😂
@sydneywood43985 ай бұрын
Please bring back the hilarious intro videos.
@AnthonyLaporte5 ай бұрын
"I lost another TOOTH".. best skit in months Jimmy.
@chrisirwin10435 ай бұрын
With the other 500yr old turtles! OMG. I'm crying RN😂🤣😂
@EcksLacks5 ай бұрын
The Beetle Juicer 🤣
@anewrose5 ай бұрын
That guy on the street is hilarious! Of course, so is Jimmy!
@tucoandkitty5 ай бұрын
Yes, there is rage, justified
@timothypeters87275 ай бұрын
Thank God for New York. The only state not fooled by the orange conman.
@jburton85945 ай бұрын
Not the only but a great one!
@Rugelacharugula5 ай бұрын
FYI, Joe used Trumps scale at his physical. He weighs 77 pounds.
@Erin.565 ай бұрын
But November is still 8 plus months away!! 🤦🏻♀️
@DancerGirl-245 ай бұрын
thanks, jimmy, for always making me laugh no matter how bad things are!
@gaiaceccaroli87595 ай бұрын
The Galapagos joke made me ✈️✈️✈️✈️😂😂😂😂😂
@eric25005 ай бұрын
"At heart he is still a petty little bitzghz" Why yes, he is!
@NCDowns5 ай бұрын
Same here I'd take a "Weekend at Burnies type white house situation as long as it means no Trump!" LOL!
@cynthiaracicot65025 ай бұрын
Pull up the stakes, the circus is over.
@rosaleesmith87725 ай бұрын
.... "bigly..." ..😂😂😂😂😂😂. Cracks me up every time!!!😀😀😀😂😂😂💯💯
@carolray36375 ай бұрын
FANTASTIC
@ssmit2625 ай бұрын
That McConnell turtle joke was outstanding
@Laura-te1sk5 ай бұрын
For the first time in 70 years, I am looking forward to the Oscars!
@paulazemeckis78355 ай бұрын
Jimmy....I can't believe you are still funny after all these years! Wish I can find a guy (younger version) just like you!
@sweetuntilimnot5 ай бұрын
I haven't laughed out loud like this in a long time.. this was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣