The aliens have a thing for redheads.

To be honest if the world was reduced to a bleak, dire realm of pain and suffering, Catherine Tate is exactly what I'd expect to see on the TV.

Its always Catherine Tate

Will the suffering never end?!

ofcourse lol

The magic in that simple line

Somehow the Sun headline would still manage to be disgusting.

"Britain caught with pants down and infected by killer crabs!"

Daily Express: "We'll all be with you soon Diana xxx"

Daily Mail.... Muslim Crabs Impose Sharia Law in Labour Boroughs!

Daily Star: Katie Price Reported to be Dating Alien Crab Soldier!

@DnB and Psy Production a popular fictional character from the popular fictional show by the same name.

@@JackPorter I feel you missed the joke

@@ereynolds72 Doctor Who is a British science fiction television programme broadcast by the BBC since 1963. The programme depicts the adventures of a Time Lord called the Doctor, an extraterrestrial being who appears to be human. The Doctor explores the universe in a time-travelling space ship called the TARDIS. The TARDIS exterior appears as a blue British police box, which was a common sight in Britain in 1963 when the series first aired. With various companions, the Doctor combats foes, works to save civilisations and helps people in need. Beginning with William Hartnell, thirteen actors have headlined the series as the Doctor; in 2017 Jodie Whittaker became the first woman to officially play the role on television. The transition from one actor to another is written into the plot of the show with the concept of regeneration into a new incarnation, a plot device in which a Time Lord "transforms" into a new body when the current one is too badly harmed to heal normally. Each actor's portrayal is unique, but all represent stages in the life of the same character, and together, they form a single lifetime with a single narrative. The time-travelling feature of the plot means that different incarnations of the Doctor occasionally meet. The show is a significant part of British popular culture, and elsewhere it has gained a cult following. It has influenced generations of British television professionals, many of whom grew up watching the series. Fans of the series are sometimes referred to as Whovians. The programme is listed in Guinness World Records as the longest-running science fiction television show in the world, as well as the "most successful" science fiction series of all time, based on its overall broadcast ratings, DVD and book sales, and iTunes traffic. The programme originally ran from 1963 to 1989. There was an unsuccessful attempt to revive regular production in 1996 with a backdoor pilot, in the form of a television film titled Doctor Who. The programme was relaunched in 2005, and since then has been produced in-house by BBC Wales in Cardiff. Doctor Who has also spawned numerous spin-offs, including comic books, films, novels, audio dramas, and the television series Torchwood (2006-2011), The Sarah Jane Adventures (2007-2011), K-9 (2009-2010), and Class (2016). It has been the subject of many parodies and references in popular culture.

@DnB and Psy Production Peter Cushing in the movies 🎥

I feel like "In fiction I should imagine" is the weakest line in the sketch. It's like in American TV shows where they have fake news reporters and they try to make them silly, just takes you out of it a tiny bit

Nice picture Max.

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You, morningstar, we need to have a chat.....

I feel like it’s what I’d want to do in an utterly hopeless situation. Accept the end and go out snarking to the bitter end.

It's fake, there was no alien invasion it's a sketch. You can trust me, I went to London last year...

​@@DoesThisWork888 That's because of the tireless work of the Tory government to ensure that the aliens stay confined to Calais.

@@DoesThisWork888 not sure about that one

I am in two minds about it. I love Mitchell and Webb Look and have watched it dozens of times over the years, but I would be worried a continuation/reboot wouldn't live up to the original. It has been 12 years and I'm sure they have changed a lot.

Can’t do it now - real comedy is no longer accepted in the mainstream

@@intraum what?

@TpolTime dude stfu, go find a comedian you like, and listen to their jokes. Nobody cares.

@@LizzieShmizzie wow you sound lovely lol

Yeah actually the Advent wins cutscene for Xcom2 is kinda crappy so this would be a massive improvement. I second the get on it modders motion!

@@MrCompassionate01 how the fuck did I find you here.

@@thatderp3247 Because we both spend way too much time on youtube.

@@MrCompassionate01 very true

ON THE LASER ABOUT TO ENGULF ME SEND HELRBWOENFMSA;RWDFRG

im the 600th like. youre welcome.

I’m the 628th like. I’m sure you don’t care...

WE'RE APPROACHING 666 likes

i got here when it was already 667, so i don't feel bad now :P

And the Guardian headline, "London Police Brutally attack undocumented Crab immigrants"

and the Sport go with, "Phwoaar! Look at the pincers on her!"

Brilliant!

Ans remember, remain indoors

DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE EVENT

Stellar comment

Bit late but i full on thought the event was a continuation on this for so long

I REFUSE to work in their sugar caves!

With chess, tea, crumpets and good ol' British TV.

Lumeth isn't that a Simpsons reference?

Simpsons kzfaq.info/get/bejne/btKTiKuCvs60hHk.html&ab_channel=OrRent

@@A-small-amount-of-peas Principal Skinner

It's difficult to think how ITV would report it as they seem to be at fever pitch over everything. "A 1% increase in the price of Ribena has been announced, we look at how devastating this will be for YOU"

Still better than all other british media, which will simply descend into vile racist shitspewing, and therefore be indistinguishable in their coverage of every other issue.

Though we better be quick.

Leave it to the Brits to be polite even about invading extraterrestrials

Aha, so the Prometheus school of running away from things *is* an effective strategy ... as long as the enemy is robot crabs. Cool :)

Don't forget they can at least be slowed by butter sauce

Are you sure that's wise, sir?

We have dismissed that claim...

Stacy from York asks "Where is Commander Shepard when you need him?" Off planet by now, I'd assume.

Macra

I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite comment on KZfaq.

the british government says "the reapers don't exist we can't believe the delusions of one man with no proof"

America: you can't spell pandemic without Dem panic Never let a good crisis go to waste.

They bring their own pets and perishable vegetables and fruits and throw them into the ecosystem with impunity. The Australian tax payers will have to pony up the cash for getting rid of all it before flora and fauna interact with it and create flesh eating plants as well as dodo birds (yepp they brought it back from extinction those aliens) who can sell a house on Bondi Beach faster than any real estate agent. And the dodo does it for half the commission. It just wants food and shelter and the profits are deposited into trust funds for their children. Because it's tough being a resurrected species in today's job market.

@@ZombieDragQueen I think you mean St Kilda beach. Or perhaps Apollo Bay for the view

@@zapkvr I'll admit I'm not Australian and the house hunting in Bondi Beach reality show is my only frame of reference to what an expensive neighborhood in Australia is. And that show was on like fifteen years ago? I'm sure St. Kilda and Apollo Bay have taken its place.

@@hankkingsley2976 No, while you're fretting about an alien invasion, the Americans are figuring out how to reverse engineer the technology.

yeah only you noticed this sketch is really well-written

True. The replies are more Radio 4 level. And as those sorts of Radio 4 listeners never watch the television....

Nah, I'm sure they won't even be able t

holly shit I have managed to survive for 6 months and find a shelter and built a computer to write this comm

Hey at least you didn't say Candlejack. That would have been really s

You guys are stupid, there's no such thing as al

That's utterly ridic

oh no, they're transforming into canadians! must not have heard you tell them to stay british

This isn't dark comedy, it's satire. Comedy isn't dark just because it alludes to death or killing. It has to be more specific, like jokes about cancer, or topics even more difficult to discuss. Aliens invading isn't an uncomfortable subject. It's literally discussed and joked about all the time.

It isn't dark shut it

They're dead, sorry.

@@DrMcMoist Ah, thanks for letting me know.

Me too. I mean, we know there's an alien invasion, why do they have to make such a song and dance over it?

Haha

Well, that would be easy: Clouds of smoke all over the planet, plummeting temperatures and no seasons for the next couple of years. Thank you and good night - for a long, long time.

Red sky at night...London's burning!

Scattered showers... ...of molten metal

Das ist numberwang

That is wordwang!

Lmao, did you just watch 'Don't Look Up' ?

@@cow_tools_ >_>

You might like life of Mars if that's something you may like, has day davito in it

again?

It would ruin it

Delayed until never

We all clicked on 19:05 and the video started again. It's a never-ending loop.

It's also amazing that even after the end of the world, there's still The Catherine Tate Show coming next.

@@Domihork She picked up a few tricks from The Doctor.

Actually, the metallic crab aliens have arranged a Great British Bakeoff a little earlier.

Given the BBC's output over the past 10 years, I'd say the zombies have attacked and now run the joint.

Sounds more like the Macra

@@mrdoctorgilmore or 10000 baron greenbacks

+Joe Schmo I'll never know how he failed to send out the "Not hostile, encounter us!" space message and instead sent the "Hostile, eliminate us!" one

Probably some awkward misunderstanding involving a birthday party and an Israeli ambassador.

He had ONE job. Shame.

What is this a reference to?

This one? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/a5-qf71ntdbJg3U.html Ah, yes. I see what you mean.

This sketch was done in around 2007

Vectron has forsaken us! He has left KZfaq.

British people trained to keep calm and carry on. You love to see it.

LMAO

U underestimate The Doctor, u rusty Pepperpot!

I see what you did there. In America, we have Waffle House. And the W is silent.

Yes that's how Trump became president

No, that was Brexit.

Don't ask me... ask THEM.

Do not talk about 'THE EVENT'!