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Law Talk With Mike

Law Talk With Mike

5 ай бұрын

Wild Court

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@fific9571
@fific9571 5 ай бұрын
Pretend hyperventilating - the adult equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum on the floor.
@janineblaze3417
@janineblaze3417 5 ай бұрын
Right !! how ridiculous was that it was awkward to witness ngl.
@Smooshes786
@Smooshes786 5 ай бұрын
Can’t be mad, all those ADHD diagnoses are now shifting to “depression”. Both wrong- those folks just need to move more and will feel better not being around the people they can’t communicate with for whatever reason. The hyperventilating is an absolute effect from the cause forced by pharmaceuticals for the last 20 years.
@damedusa5107
@damedusa5107 5 ай бұрын
@@Smooshes786false. You are giving bad information here. Whilst there is misdiagnosing happening, the claims you are making are false.
@Smooshes786
@Smooshes786 5 ай бұрын
@@damedusa5107 have you seen recent information? I have. There’s a definite connection. Be more aware of what they tell you is real when they really want a profit. Meds aren’t needed as often as movement and proper attention to growing minds and bodies.
@Smooshes786
@Smooshes786 5 ай бұрын
@@damedusa5107 my reply has disappeared twice: being censored somehow so someone feels better about their opinion. Odd. I’m not wrong- you’ve believed the industry. Check updated research.
@Susanella-bm1rn
@Susanella-bm1rn 5 ай бұрын
Everyone is trying to help him short of saying “idiot get an attorney “. 😂😂😂
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
18:35 ish. This last one in the woman's prison sections. Is that a dude? 😂 They sent him to the wrong lockup maybe 😂
@magiegainey5036
@magiegainey5036 5 ай бұрын
“If you prefer me to get the discovery myself, I will. Every judge is different“. How the heck many judges have you been in front of?!?!?. 😂
@chelseamae7191
@chelseamae7191 5 ай бұрын
"Life is hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
@rsitch1
@rsitch1 5 ай бұрын
So true that you just can’t make stupid !!!
@EmmaJean007
@EmmaJean007 5 ай бұрын
John Wayne 😎
@user-co8uy5rb2s
@user-co8uy5rb2s 5 ай бұрын
Albert Einstein said that.
@EmmaJean007
@EmmaJean007 5 ай бұрын
Dang!!!!!! I was wrong 😭 I think I heard John Wayne version of Albert Einsteins quote. 😅 Busted! 🤣🤣
@user-co8uy5rb2s
@user-co8uy5rb2s 5 ай бұрын
@@EmmaJean007 no I was just kidding. I got that joke from a meme with Einstein and a quote saying one day they will invent the Web and quote things which I never said. I choked on my coffee laughing.
@Spy.Duckie
@Spy.Duckie 5 ай бұрын
"I've represented myself before and I prefer that" Yeah...and how did that work out for ya. You sure this isn't a comedy show? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@patriciawitt8174
@patriciawitt8174 5 ай бұрын
It's weird to me that folks like him seem PROUD that they've had to represent themselves multiple times....meaning that he's PROUD that he's a multiple offender criminal 🙄🤦‍♀️
@chrislsommers
@chrislsommers 5 ай бұрын
I'm not sure of anything. This seems like an SNL sketch.
@DancingShiva788
@DancingShiva788 5 ай бұрын
Hey, if he does it often enough, and, based on this appearance, he'll have lots of opportunities, eventually he'll have a case where his results will equal a qualified attorney...
@magi267
@magi267 5 ай бұрын
How stupid can I sound?
@Taipan108
@Taipan108 5 ай бұрын
He reminds of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.
@jeffanderson6390
@jeffanderson6390 5 ай бұрын
Good God, it's like if you were having a heart attack, and refused the help of a free doctor.
@ChristineP-qp6vn
@ChristineP-qp6vn 5 ай бұрын
Not just that, but they wanna do the surgery on themselves
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
​@@ChristineP-qp6vn and that creep was a sex criminal. And had the balls to ask for them to remove the house arrest tether 😂🤦
@nickkladky8396
@nickkladky8396 5 ай бұрын
He got the judge to say for Pete's sake. It just got serious.
@joshuawidener8407
@joshuawidener8407 5 ай бұрын
Twice!
@Sternodox
@Sternodox 5 ай бұрын
I've always wondered who Pete was.
@reluctanttechnologist3766
@reluctanttechnologist3766 Ай бұрын
That's one step before the stern call of "MISTER Allen"
@Angel04166
@Angel04166 5 ай бұрын
Every time judge Simpson says he needs a break he goes in chambers and hits a punching bag lol
@Purpletiedye
@Purpletiedye 5 ай бұрын
I imagine him screaming into a pillow lol
@sassyfootnote
@sassyfootnote 5 ай бұрын
Between Simpsons court and purple hair girl it’s a veritable clown car of characters
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
Tue second guy is a sexual predator of some sorts. And is asking to have a law class in the middle of court 🤦🤣 Totally r tarded lol
@melindaduncan3073
@melindaduncan3073 5 ай бұрын
I feel like he shakes his head and questions his life choices.
@vladimirvlasov4360
@vladimirvlasov4360 5 ай бұрын
Oh man when Simpson starts smiling with his cannibalistic smile, you know it's ooon.
@UnfortunateAltarBoy
@UnfortunateAltarBoy 5 ай бұрын
Right
@davidferris6057
@davidferris6057 5 ай бұрын
Cody demonstrates that stupidity is worse than mere ignorance.
@glynncordry5965
@glynncordry5965 5 ай бұрын
Sometimes just a little bit of knowledge makes things worse.
@UnscrupulousAgitator
@UnscrupulousAgitator 5 ай бұрын
That's because ignorance is a lack of knowledge. Stupidity is a refusal to learn.
@Vykk_Draygo
@Vykk_Draygo 5 ай бұрын
@@UnscrupulousAgitator I wouldn't say stupidity is a refusal to learn, that's foolishness. Stupidity is an inherrent trait, which we now colloquialize as slow. That said, even people with low intelligence can be wise. Unfortunately for him, this fella is both foolish and slow.
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
22:00. This broad needs to open her damn mouth while trying to speak 😂. She just talks like she's got her mouth wired shut permanently 😂 what the hell lol
@Lumposaurus
@Lumposaurus 5 ай бұрын
For the 10,322 time, if the police or the courts need to get involved in your relationship, it's time for a new relationship.
@eugene4154
@eugene4154 5 ай бұрын
Why oh why are people sooooo irresponsible, the baby is heading into one hell of a life and I prey the cycle don't repeat itself in years to come
@Magicmatty2024
@Magicmatty2024 5 ай бұрын
She called the judge bro and dude! 😝
@NoseyNuNu
@NoseyNuNu 5 ай бұрын
That's so annoying 😒 all the young people say bro about everything and to everybody 🥴 😭😭😭
@Marcel_Audubon
@Marcel_Audubon 3 ай бұрын
@@NoseyNuNu yeah, she should get an extra 5 years just for that
@kcindc5539
@kcindc5539 5 ай бұрын
I love how Keely was more concerned about fluffing her hair for the camera than listening to her growing list of pending charges.
@richlaue
@richlaue 5 ай бұрын
I'm surprised Keely kept her mouth shut long enough for the judge to speak
@TRUMP-ki9vn
@TRUMP-ki9vn 5 ай бұрын
Why wouldn’t somebody pay the $25.00 payment to stay out of jail. I simply cannot understand her thinking. 🤷‍♀️
@DancingShiva788
@DancingShiva788 5 ай бұрын
Are you SURE "thinking" is the word you're looking for here?? I do not think that word means what you think it does... :-)
@eugene4154
@eugene4154 5 ай бұрын
Fentonyl and crack, maybe????
@TRUMP-ki9vn
@TRUMP-ki9vn 5 ай бұрын
@@eugene4154 Well you got me there Mr. eugene4154. Great comment.
@bjornlangoren3002
@bjornlangoren3002 5 ай бұрын
Maybe just bad at math
@KennethSorling
@KennethSorling 5 ай бұрын
That would come right out of her cocaine budget.
@dj-te5yj
@dj-te5yj 5 ай бұрын
They’ve always either “just got a job” or have an important job interview the day of sentencing.
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
Lol it is rather funny. But I think some may actually be telling the truth. Like they got a kick in the a.ss and the trouble may be the motivation some people needed to start getting back on the right track. Lol but of course, a portion is just BS ing. And ruin chances for people that are actually trying lol
@1mouseman
@1mouseman 5 ай бұрын
I wonder if Judge Simpson had a medicinal brandy at the recess…
@magi267
@magi267 5 ай бұрын
😂
@patriciabarkley735
@patriciabarkley735 5 ай бұрын
I certainly hope he did! 🤣
@mameslegacy
@mameslegacy 2 ай бұрын
Or two. Or three. Lord knows he earned em.
@terrywiechert7918
@terrywiechert7918 5 ай бұрын
A man that represents himself, has a fool for a client 😂
@mikeandjennifersparks9079
@mikeandjennifersparks9079 5 ай бұрын
When Simpson retires from the bench, he needs to take it on the road! He had me in stitches!
@krystlerae
@krystlerae 5 ай бұрын
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "OH FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!!!!!!" Okay, that's a clip you gotta save!!!!!!!!!!!!
@chandrad951
@chandrad951 5 ай бұрын
Agreed!
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
Lol that poor judge. Trying to give that freak every possible chance. (Part that's gross, but I feel the judge is somewhat required to warn said morons. That creep is a sex offender. Given, it could just be urinating in "public". But probably it's something worse than that. ) And he has the balls to ask to remove the house arrest tether 🤯🤦😄
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
Lmao 29:30 ish. Did you see this woman's tattoo on her right forearm 😂. Looks like a 5 year old did it 😂
@InternetJury
@InternetJury 5 ай бұрын
Those of us who work in law offices laugh even harder at this... and thanking everything they aren't our clients.
@Harry-hq8fi
@Harry-hq8fi 5 ай бұрын
Cody is about to enter into a discovery stage that involves confronting and discovering reality.
@rebeccabrown1951
@rebeccabrown1951 5 ай бұрын
These were some gems. 😂 I swear. That Simpson hearing was the equivalent of Who’s on First.
@ScubaFanatic60
@ScubaFanatic60 5 ай бұрын
Wow that lady upped her game, her job starts tonight, not even tomorrow!
@WilliamPoole-rl7ly
@WilliamPoole-rl7ly 5 ай бұрын
Haha. I just said the exact same thing. Oops
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
Lol and apparently she will be paid exactly 200 something dollars for a couple hours of work 😂 The exact amount she owes lol
@jen-a-purr
@jen-a-purr 4 ай бұрын
She was just tossing stuff and hoping something would stick to get her out of jail bc she couldn’t come up with $25 a month.
@WilliamPoole-rl7ly
@WilliamPoole-rl7ly 5 ай бұрын
Another that starts a job , not tomorrow, but tonight!
@VinceP1974
@VinceP1974 5 ай бұрын
"this is a new felony case, not the one from yesterday" Lol. Mess.
@PrayingPanda
@PrayingPanda 5 ай бұрын
That's how i knew it was going to go downhill very quickly
@michaelguida448
@michaelguida448 5 ай бұрын
I think that this girl that can't be understood works for my doctors office and does the scheduling. I have about the same chance of understanding either one of them.
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
Lmao omg 😆 we must go to the same place 😄
@emilynhaugen6003
@emilynhaugen6003 5 ай бұрын
Oooo, child, I cannot understand you 😂🤣
@Otter_skin
@Otter_skin 5 ай бұрын
That was awesome!
@WilliamPoole-rl7ly
@WilliamPoole-rl7ly 5 ай бұрын
How did that other guy understand her?!
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
​@@WilliamPoole-rl7ly I was thinking the same thing lol. But it must have been since he was in the same room as her, was able to make her words out a little better. Instead of her mumbling, now put that through a crappy microphone and crappy Internet connection. But even he couldn't understand everything she was mumbling lol.
@dillydave13
@dillydave13 5 ай бұрын
Sad. The last woman was detoxing. It’s best for her but still hard for people to go through.
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
Was she really?
@joshuawidener8407
@joshuawidener8407 5 ай бұрын
Based on what exactly? There's no sign of detox there
@dillydave13
@dillydave13 5 ай бұрын
Look how mad she was shaking, uneven speech, sound variances.
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
​@@dillydave13 I guess it's possible. But we don't know for certain. (Hey, if she was on an actual medication to get off of the stuff, I'm pretty sure they would allow her to have her dose each day. So sad to say, but the longer she drags this out, the better. Maybe she will run to get on a program soon as she gets out 🤔) Lol and judging by that trainwreck of a tattoo on her right forearm, no straight human would have something that ridiculous on their body. So you might be right about her being on some heavy drugs lol 😂) You gotta see this thing 🤯😂
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
You could be right. But we don't know for certain. She could just be nervous. Could be uncomfortable (considering she's in jail) But then again, look at that tattoo on her right forearm 😂. No straight human would allow that to be permanently put onto their body 😂. Especially in an exposed region lol 🤯
@johnbrobston1334
@johnbrobston1334 5 ай бұрын
Judge Simpson needs a brief recess to roll on the floor laughing I suspect.
@6kat103
@6kat103 5 ай бұрын
The Magistrate Lady is wonderful. Smart and kind.
@stevenkovler5133
@stevenkovler5133 5 ай бұрын
And nice looking
@JayRev_Music
@JayRev_Music 5 ай бұрын
Magistrate Tanisa Jeffers Thanks😉 @Tobelia
@Tobelia
@Tobelia 13 күн бұрын
@@JayRev_MusicTanisa Jeffers
@BFVgnr
@BFVgnr 5 ай бұрын
That Travis County TX Magistrate is awesome. She's got so much patience, it's amazing.
@alwallace4538
@alwallace4538 5 ай бұрын
Just an Fyi. Not only is she all that and beautiful, she implied recently she just got divorced. So if you're single and in the Austin area...
@kegyen
@kegyen 5 ай бұрын
She’s a hottie too
@DancingShiva788
@DancingShiva788 5 ай бұрын
​@@alwallace4538I'd go out of my way to meet her...
@philipem1000
@philipem1000 5 ай бұрын
She has a heart and common sense too.
@DancingShiva788
@DancingShiva788 5 ай бұрын
Unbelievable, my comment got deleted because I said I'd go out of my way to meet her? LOL, I'm sensing the presence of a 350 pound feminist lurking...
@AnneElizabethYT
@AnneElizabethYT 5 ай бұрын
That Texas judge is right where she’s supposed to be - such a sweet, compassionate person! God bless her.
@PhilthySpectre
@PhilthySpectre 5 ай бұрын
Judge kindergarten teacher saying "turn these 👂on and turn this 👄 off" made my day 😂😂😂
@pampvamp
@pampvamp 5 ай бұрын
OH FOR PETE’S SAKE! NO! NO! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAAAT! 😂 Classic Judge Simpson.
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
I wonder if that pedo was purposely being a moron. So he could then try to get a mistrial.? (If his plan was " well nobody told me what I was supposed to do " lol. ) His plan backfired spectacularly
@robertschuknecht1481
@robertschuknecht1481 5 ай бұрын
She can afford to dye her hair, but she can't pay her fines.
@marciamathews1257
@marciamathews1257 5 ай бұрын
She hasn’t been able to color her hair for months
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
​​​@@marciamathews1257 she can afford some ugly a.ss tattoos as well lmao ? 30:35. Check her right forearm 😂
@kanaric
@kanaric 5 ай бұрын
lol wtf how to these things align hair dye isn't expensive
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
@@kanaric her original fines are $25 per month. She now owes like 250+ though. And from what I gather, she is now in jail because she didn't pay any of her monthly payments. So 25 a month isn't bad. I think that's what these guys are trying to say. She had cash for hair dye and crappy tattoos. But not to pay her fines lol.
@krystlerae
@krystlerae 5 ай бұрын
Bahahaha Judge Simpson... "yeahhhhh... " "ohhhh boy... I just see this goin' south realllllllllll faaaaaaaaaaaaast!" God, I love him!
@philipem1000
@philipem1000 5 ай бұрын
This Magistrate Judge is a decent human being.
@chandrad951
@chandrad951 5 ай бұрын
Oh for Pete’s sakes! My favorite line of the day.
@mickeythebull9842
@mickeythebull9842 5 ай бұрын
Pro Se litigants should at least watch "My Cousin Vinnie" before coming to court. They might learn something.
@susandodder1664
@susandodder1664 5 ай бұрын
Truth!!
@glennwilliams3100
@glennwilliams3100 5 ай бұрын
Really? ..... everything that guy just said is Bull S"#$ !!!! Heheheheh3e I like the reference,,,,
@iammattc1
@iammattc1 5 ай бұрын
I did a law degree in England. They used My Cousin Vinnie to show how to deal with adverse witnesses, and they also played us the bit where he doesn't ask for bail because he knows they won't get it, and asking would only annoy the judge (I've actually done something very similar to that in court and the client was livid)
@ikatmax
@ikatmax Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 this has me in stiches as the judge says this isn't coming before me today so this is amazing
@UnfortunateAltarBoy
@UnfortunateAltarBoy 5 ай бұрын
She can't pay her fines, but she could afford all those tattoos? My kind of woman!!! I hope she's single🙏🤞
@teagancombest6049
@teagancombest6049 5 ай бұрын
I mean, you are aware that tattoos are permanent and financial situations can change constantly? You could be homeless tomorrow with the wrong circumstances, you are not safe from poverty.
@moldovancrisis5482
@moldovancrisis5482 4 ай бұрын
​@@teagancombest6049 She had a $25 per month payment plan. It's been 5 years. She's not trying.
@scottemery4737
@scottemery4737 5 ай бұрын
"How do I do that?" Answer, "You should ask your attorney - Oh yeah, you are your attorney."
@theresagarcia4892
@theresagarcia4892 5 ай бұрын
I like this Texas judge, she is always so chipper and happy. She also try’s to really help the idiots.
@tweetitweet9486
@tweetitweet9486 5 ай бұрын
Judge Simpson left his patience pants at home that day!
@norarivkis2513
@norarivkis2513 5 ай бұрын
Re purple hair: my sister wore her hair purple, and it was actually a clever choice in her case. She had very little use of her legs and used a wheelchair. She found after a while that if she let her hair remain its usual gray, everyone thought of her as "the woman in the wheelchair," but if she wore her hair in an unusual color, they thought of her as "that cool lady with the weird hair," and largely ignored the wheelchair. I watched for a while after that, and she was absolutely right! Whenever her hair faded toward gray, people disregarded her opinions more often, and talked to me *about* her instead of talking to her. "Does she want these bagged?" the grocery clerk would say, instead of asking her directly what she wanted. But when it was recently dyed, she was suddenly treated like an adult human being, and they talked to her directly.
@DonnaChamberson
@DonnaChamberson 5 ай бұрын
That is absolutely amazing. Thank you for owning a black cat. ❤
@norarivkis2513
@norarivkis2513 5 ай бұрын
@@DonnaChamberson Thank you! We are happy to own several. :) We always look first at the black or mostly-black cats when we go to the shelter in need of another cat... we know how many of them get overlooked. So right now, we have one that's pure black, two tuxedo cats, and a tortie. 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈
@UnfortunateAltarBoy
@UnfortunateAltarBoy 5 ай бұрын
I love anything purple...except bruises.🤣
@NoseyNuNu
@NoseyNuNu 5 ай бұрын
I love purple hair 👌🏿 💜💜💜 it's my favorite color 😻🙌🏿 I bet it looks beautiful on her especially with the grey 🩶
@karidennis6154
@karidennis6154 5 ай бұрын
Your sister sounds like a smart lady
@korinorthrup894
@korinorthrup894 5 ай бұрын
Hello Mike … from Vancouver, Canada! Wanted to thank you for all your efforts and explanations . You add a wonderful layer of intuition and explanation … appreciate you! 🙏🇨🇦🙏🇨🇦
@stephanieanderson9559
@stephanieanderson9559 5 ай бұрын
That was the funniest video I have ever seen!! (the judge simpson case). thank you so much for showing it!
@karencornelius8850
@karencornelius8850 5 ай бұрын
Isn't it curious how they ALL have "just got a job"!
@othertalk3313
@othertalk3313 5 ай бұрын
20:00 - I like how the jail guard also doubles as a mumbling Latina translation service. Let's see Google try to do that...
@magi267
@magi267 5 ай бұрын
"I stopped seeing him more often" "It sounds a little mush mouth" lol, she sounds like she just came from the dentist and has a numb mouth.
@winston67
@winston67 5 ай бұрын
Hahaha Love Boat and Air Supply is pure gold
@MidnightAndLuna
@MidnightAndLuna 5 ай бұрын
That was my favorite Judge Simpson clip to date. 😂😂😂
@user-lj3jd9gn4o
@user-lj3jd9gn4o 5 ай бұрын
15:38 I love this judge. Shes so poised, empathetic, and professional. Thank you to this judge for being you. Love her!!!
@MattyK73
@MattyK73 5 ай бұрын
hearing number 1: Crack is Whack!
@magi267
@magi267 5 ай бұрын
How dramatic can I get? How fast can I breathe? Maybe lawyer shouldn't have waived the reading of the charges.
@clescell6587
@clescell6587 5 ай бұрын
​@@magi267charges? Plural? She was adamant that there was only ONE! The judge dude read it wrong! Lol
@DonnaChamberson
@DonnaChamberson 5 ай бұрын
We need to put her in a breakout room with Ms. Stevenson…
@progo8156
@progo8156 5 ай бұрын
​@@clescell6587she don't have any recollection of breaking the law the other 2 times cause she was so messed up probably 😂. That night is scrubbed from her memory banks lol
@Runner656
@Runner656 5 ай бұрын
Magistrate Jefferson is a sweetie with the accused. She talks to them not at them, like a proper mum
@PhilFromAccounting
@PhilFromAccounting 5 ай бұрын
19:40 That moment you realize that the judge wants you out of jail more than you do... 20:25 Gray: the Mumble Whisperer, the hero we needed but never truly deserved.
@CommissionerSleer
@CommissionerSleer 5 ай бұрын
I don't think it's fair to expect defendents to attend court 1/2 an hour after having major dental work with local anaesthetic... oh... that's normal for her? Sorry. My bad.
@Susanella-bm1rn
@Susanella-bm1rn 5 ай бұрын
Amazing many people facing jail time just got a job that starts the day they see the judge? 😂😂😂
@threeofive9401
@threeofive9401 5 ай бұрын
4:20 Wow, Josh Brolin is not only in court, but in character.
@HRH242
@HRH242 5 ай бұрын
Would you like help? No. I would rather be stupid
@pennkeuka
@pennkeuka 5 ай бұрын
We're not quite to the zombie apocalypse but it seems we're getting close.
@Zionsmom0909
@Zionsmom0909 5 ай бұрын
"For Pete's Sake!!!!"😅
@dmomma79
@dmomma79 5 ай бұрын
It must suck to put pants on once in a while! Lol❤
@chandrad951
@chandrad951 5 ай бұрын
I’m from AZ. I know where Payson is. Beautiful town.
@vizoredchris
@vizoredchris 5 ай бұрын
I was hoping Mike would break down Mr. Expert Pro Se who doesn't know how to ask for discovery. I get judge Simpsons desire to make sure he has the best defense he can, bug after the 3rd time he said no, the phrase "unwelcome favor" became louder & louder. If he doesn't care about his freedom, it's a waste of your time, effort & energy to try & make him care.
@nightwolf9723
@nightwolf9723 5 ай бұрын
3:23 I love how she first tries to manipulate by crying. Then, she tries to manipulate by faking a panic attack. Neither worked. So satisfying to see these losers being held accountable.
@ceciliaschleicher278
@ceciliaschleicher278 5 ай бұрын
It amazes me that people have $ for tatoos but no $ for other obligations like paying court fines, rent, bills, child support or food
@heidimueller1039
@heidimueller1039 4 ай бұрын
Yes, I’ve always wondered that too. Tattoos are very expensive!
@jenewingtxlpc
@jenewingtxlpc 3 ай бұрын
I love the judge in Austin, TX! She is so sweet and seems like she truly cares. I hope to see more of her.
@maryhill6237
@maryhill6237 5 ай бұрын
They don't have money for bonds, fines, etc. but plenty of money for expensive tattoos!
@Ridesharereflections
@Ridesharereflections 4 ай бұрын
Amazing how everybody who’s locked up has “a job lined up”.
@chocolatefrenzieya
@chocolatefrenzieya 5 ай бұрын
Magistrate Jefferson is SO sweet!
@angeldavila360
@angeldavila360 5 ай бұрын
That's the first time i've heard "I can't fix her but I can make her worse", I'm gonna laugh for a month😂
@tonyprost5575
@tonyprost5575 4 ай бұрын
I have so much more sympathy for judges after watching thse videos for a couple weeks!
@mebshields
@mebshields 5 ай бұрын
She had dental surgery before she came to visit jail 😅
@MsSassySean
@MsSassySean 5 ай бұрын
"Oh for Pete's sakes!!!"
@catslivesmatter1268
@catslivesmatter1268 5 ай бұрын
Judge Simpson and judge Middleton should band together and create a TV series together 😅😅
@muzikteachermom
@muzikteachermom 5 ай бұрын
Thanks for the comedy on my commute home. As I sit in five mile an hour, traffic in pouring rain in san Francisco bay area
@mwhe3111
@mwhe3111 4 ай бұрын
Ooh, never a good sign when the judge says this felony is a different one from yesterday's. 😳
@iammattc1
@iammattc1 5 ай бұрын
She hasn't paid her fines in 4 years, because there weren't any consequences for not paying her fines. Now there ARE and suddenly she's desperate to pay them Also "I'm just about to start a job" As Judge Middleton said: "we're the best job agency in the state. Everyone who comes in here just started a job, or is just about to start one!"
@lawrencemielnicki5643
@lawrencemielnicki5643 5 ай бұрын
I love this magistrate. She is so empathetic. Some of these defendants just need some good advice.
@voiceofreason9238
@voiceofreason9238 5 ай бұрын
I wonder if that second woman's husband ever made it to the court house with money for her bond?
@msmolly3082
@msmolly3082 5 ай бұрын
she can't pay her bills, she can't pay her bond, but she can pay GOOD money for her tats?
@brendapatt7712
@brendapatt7712 5 ай бұрын
Thicker than a box of rocks.
@glennwilliams3100
@glennwilliams3100 5 ай бұрын
I didn't know "Mush Mouth" had a wife !!!! Call mom, hope mom can decifer the code !!!
@j.gairns
@j.gairns 5 ай бұрын
Purple hair fake hyperventilating .. love it. 😂😂
@lizkunz6373
@lizkunz6373 5 ай бұрын
Mike is hammered…….AGAIN!! No undershirt is the biggest clue
@colmain1
@colmain1 Ай бұрын
We needed to see the last case😊... You tempted out taste buds and then dropped us. Thanks Mike
@amandaadkins799
@amandaadkins799 4 ай бұрын
That poor girl..😂 "how long will I have to stay with time served?" Ooooof
@kyliemarie6386
@kyliemarie6386 11 күн бұрын
She said “I made a payment on the 28th but it didn’t process until the 27th”… make it make sense!
@BrendaClark-he3ko
@BrendaClark-he3ko 5 ай бұрын
OMG, Simpson is trying so hard not to laugh. lol
@jenewingtxlpc
@jenewingtxlpc 3 ай бұрын
If I were in Mr. Jolly’s shoes and my attorney said to the judge “I wanna request this and I wanna request that,” then what more could I ask for? I’m in solid hands and nothing could go wrong!
@RexieG
@RexieG 5 ай бұрын
The female judge had me crying with laughter😂 We need more of her😊
@the1only467
@the1only467 4 ай бұрын
My gosh, mush mouth was driving me insane. The ease at which these courts just accept addresses and other information from defendants is astounding. I’ve never seen that before.
@Mylifeisnotmyown
@Mylifeisnotmyown 5 ай бұрын
Simpson always seems to get the bangers!!!!! Screenwriters and producers from Hollywood couldn’t duplicate the 24k gold that comes to his courtroom LOL
@scottrickhoff4184
@scottrickhoff4184 15 күн бұрын
And the Academy award for best acting goes to purple hair
@316lvmnoneofyourbusiness7
@316lvmnoneofyourbusiness7 5 ай бұрын
This is what happens when you don't finish Junior High school. "I'm representing myself your Honor. If you think I should get an attorney, I can get an attorney. What did you say?............." "I'mpleadingguiltyandIcanpostabondifwhatdidyousaythisiswhathappenedletmetellyouiwaswalkingdownthestreetandthisguy.........." Unbelievable.
@macroman52
@macroman52 5 ай бұрын
Hold your breath till you turn blue is always a good move.
@brendapatt7712
@brendapatt7712 5 ай бұрын
But I need to get high judge!!!
@Gringa_L
@Gringa_L 5 ай бұрын
"I'm seeking this, I'm seeking that" I mean, doesn't that accurately sum up an attorney's job? 😁
@melindaduncan3073
@melindaduncan3073 5 ай бұрын
Rewatch crew here. Nothing like the love boat romance and choking out together. And that young lady is lost in something. I do love that song though!
@ramighattas
@ramighattas 5 ай бұрын
Cody is charged with “criminal sexual conduct” and he wants to represent himself… he’s about to become Cordelia😂😂😂
@dewfall56
@dewfall56 5 ай бұрын
Some people are too stubborn for their own good.
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