This. A carnivore has a lot of work to do to body a human, with success not being guaranteed, so why bother. A moose sees you as a threat to its way of life and is ready to fight you accordingly.

"Will the calories I burn to kill this 2-legger be recovered by its flesh? Nah." *rolls over and dismisses you as prey* "Everything that isn't my parent or child is a threat trying to eat me and I must respond accordingly." *slams 500 pounds of fat into you*

Well yes, herbivores don't have anything better to do than to save their own life - or that’s how they see it.

@@bluesbest1 Slams 500 pounds of fat into you? Hey, who gave you a copy of my playbook, dammit?

⁠@@bluesbest1what carnivore and herbivore do you have in mind here

😂

If you fuck around with animals you find out how dangerous they are

Insinuating that every single one of them is dangerous, which is so untrue. You shouldn't handle most of them regardless, but it doesn't make ALL of them dangerous.

@@baalfgames5318 whoa there, not tryna start a fight. These are animals and will act like animals, that doesn't necessarily mean that all of them are dangerous. I meant that animals don't have human virtues, logic, and morals.

@@MrLandShark55_55 BS. Apes, elephants and dolphins all have a pretty high level of intelligence to the point where they DO share some of our virtues.

Thank you for commenting this! This is exactly what I was thinking. 😂😂

We know which bird of prey would be on that list

Kitty cats?

Masked shrike mayhaps?

I thought he made a list like that already

Killer whales, dolphins, house cats, and blue whales all come to mind. The last one especially. They can send a billion krill to the shadow realm in a matter of seconds and yet they're not enemies of humanity.

i want 20

That was the most cutest display of badassery EVER!!!!

Like a very small but mighty tea kettle

That mouse reminded me of a viking battle cry after killing it's prey. Most badass thing I've ever seen!

Its like a teeny tiny Moo 🥰

That or Perry was actually a female the whole time

​@@kitkatboardperry is a female

​@@Tyranid_Hive_MindNo, Perry is a male

Doof himself is not a threat to national or world security O.W.C.A. does have authority to arrest someone, but Doof is let free The reason Perry is sent to stop him is because his inators DO pose a serious threat; like a machine that can affect the whole universe, one that can easily wipe memories, one that can send a beam which eradicates stuff immediately, one that can rapidly age or de-age people, etc. Doof just doesn't use them to the extent that they could be taken should a real threat get control Perry is sent to neutralize Doof and destroy the Inator, not him

@@hsfvhdsc4968 I mean, people often misidentify their pets' gender, so why not Perry ?

I dunno dude. Gerbils are better

If you've ever been bitten by a gerbil or a rat you probably wouldn't be laughing. (They can remove a finger if your stupid with them)

​@@meikahidenorito be fair, pandas can remove much, much more, as the video showed

I've been bit. Still say gerbils have better software. @@meikahidenori

@@meikahidenori I've been bitten by a mouse once, it actually sucked a little. Right on the tip of my left index finger. Shit hurts, but I imagine it could've been worse.

seriously tho, how does he come up with that?

Every time I think he couldn't possibly come up with a better euphemism for killing I'm swiftly proven wrong.

​@@matheussanthiago9685Natural selection. In the Tiktok ecosystem, creators have to adapt to survive against the apex predator: the Filter. Casual Geographic, an invasive species from Tiktok, adapted by being an absolute poet. Now that he's been introduced to KZfaq, he's basically running circles around KZfaq's apex predator: the Algorithm.

That shit had me dying😂

​@@wekashipo7507😂😂😂😂

Just wait until habitat loss has em trying human ossobuco for real. Like, 3 oz of bone martow will run ya 155 calories vs 24 for bamboo shoots. It'd come down to whether or not the calories look st getting it are worth it, tho. And, ya know, if their systems can handle switching to meat.

Pandas are actually meant to digest meat. They handle digestion of bamboo very poorly that’s why they eat and sleep so much

​@@jorgereis5863pacifists ehh

​@@stephengrigg5988vegans

and it's being accompanied by a bear going full kung fu on a guy 😆

Pure poetry

Koala bear No wait, their claws are horribly long

Man spitting bars

Oooh, I can see the resemblance, yeah

I'm not a mouse, and therefore not threatened by them, but I live in fear of the shrike.

Nope dolphins are just menaces. They are sentient enough to know what they're doing.

@@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD prove to me they have similar standards and il fold. Show me a dolphin showing disapproval for their crimes. Guilt or justice their own crimes or the crimes of others.

@@Markcrazeer I was mostly joking but yeah you're 100% right, they don't have human morality and laws to abide to.

... As a male dolphin slaps you with a baby's arm holding an apple, pulls down your pants, and the female dolphin rides your face. But flipper is cute, and he loves you. The female loves you too. What more could you? Why do dolphins think humans are the equivalent of DolphinHub?

​@@MarkcrazeerSome humans do not even do that.

And an equally strong esophagus to swallow it raw too.

Awesome information, Thanks!

I somehow read it as lion eating animal, I am dyslexic though so there’s that

I thought the bamboo they eat was soft? Forgot the specifics, just what I heard

Nope @@UtopiaMotley

Cats > dogs.

​@@Based_Gigachad_001uhm

​@@Based_Gigachad_001Dogs > cats.

​​@@Based_Gigachad_001both. both are good (aka cats = dogs imo)

@scarletgoat173 agreed dogs are cute but cats are just a bit better imo

Has Tier Zoo mentioned them on any of his videos?

Tierzoo watcher?

*platypi

@@Jesus-zc8pq *platyp*ssies

@@Jesus-zc8pqdon’t be that guy. No one likes people who correct others

@@Jesus-zc8pq I'm fairly sure the correct plural of platypus is platypuses.

​@@Jesus-zc8pq*platipodes

It's definitely painful. I barely brushed up against a single tentacle and thankfully didn't get entangled like most people do, and the pain is INSTANTLY excruciating. Especially for a younger person, and if you don't know what it was, panic alone in the ocean is a recipe for death. Their tentacles can be up to 40 feet long. Most people see one pretty far away and think they're safe. Only 2 things bring immediate relief. Getting peed on or someone happening by with a moth full of snuff. The lifeguard gave me the latter, thankfully. There's actually no way to tell if you'll have the same, less severe, or more severe of a reaction if you experienced a severe allergic reaction(anaphylaxis) from a stinging insect or sea bug or any animal that uses venom and can sting. I had a severe reaction and about lost my airway because of a hornet sting when I was 16. I've been stung multiple times since and had local swelling and aching pain, but nothing like that event, thank God. I also have a friend who's dad got stung mowing grass a couple times over one summer and was fine. Untill he wasn't. They found him dead of an apparent anaphylactic reaction from a single sting on the top of his head the 3rd or 4th time that summer. He'd never had an allergic reaction in his life. This is why I don't mess with bees, wasps, hornets, spiders,, caterpillars, or anything that bites or stings. It's Russian Roulette, except the way you die is way slower and more painful. Big NOPE for me hanging around where they're around you, let alone trying to get rid of a nest or web burrows.💯

She got hit with the Black Ops 3 Gun?

​@@LucasBento-fd4eqNo, the warship; Man O' War.

@@AlreadyDeadInside83079 getting peed on is a myth, it doesn't actually do anything. Use vinegar if you have it, or ocean water to rinse it off, then I think you're supposed to soak the afflicted area with hot water and then use some medicated cream or whatever

Jerry’s uncle ( I think ) be like:💪

GEOMETRY DASH REFRENCE

Yup 😂

As soon as he started showing clips of mice I was like “show me the Grasshopper Mouse.” Then he did and I was waiting for him to bring up cannibalism too. CG does not disappoint.

@@Hyper_Drud Right?!

It sounds more like a screech, to be honest.

Yeah...me too.

Ditto. Just once though. On repeat, it's migraine fuel.

@@Mr.ThisGuy21700 Its small size might be the problem for why it sounds more like that then what it was trying to make out to be I believe so...

@@Mr.ThisGuy21700 I thought it sounded like a kettle.

I think has one out....and the title is similar...

Agreed. I still take issue with tiktok's heavy censorship that hides your videos if you say "killed" or "death, but sometimes it breeds interesting euphemisms instead of illegible t¥℗1ng to avoid filters. Users like CasualGeographic deserve huge credit for turning it into an art form.

🧢 no 30kg animal is surviving a vehicle.

@@peterpop-offtrue, this is because the commentor has mistaken them for their larger deadlier cousins, the drop bear

Fun fact: this is not a fun fact.

bullshit

They're still probably one of my 3 favorite animals

@@TheUltimateNix Indeed. Somehow that whole Child berth is the worst pain in the world" seems over used. I dislocated my knee once.. that was painful. Very painful, even after I smashed the kneecap back into place. A lot later when my daughter was playing that round ball football (soccer), a lady on her team did the same, dislocated her knee. She declared right there through gritted teeth as we were carrying her off that it was "a f^&king lot more painful than giving birth". But neither childbirth or dislocated knees last for weeks, or even months, and painkillers work... unlike old mate plat-ee-pus

Beast

This is the literal definition of leave the animals alone. I have no pity for her unfortunately

​@@muglypunt968 and especially leave injured or sick animals alone, those are usually more dangerous.

The males use their spurs to fight during mating season, it's evolved to be as excruciating painful and long-lasting as possible because they have also evolved a resistance to it. Any non-platypus that gets spiked is having a really bad time, and she held onto it for a while as it ground the spurs in. That lady is a badass.

Thank you!!

Most accurate comment ive seen so far

I agree, but I don't think it's really "research" for him. He obviously likes him some Animal Planet, y'know? I'm sure this is what he'd be doing anyway even if he wasn't making videos about it.

I agree. Even newscasters have a teleprompter to glance at…or notes to hit point so they won’t forget or have a lull. It takes skill to have nothing except your memory to rely on…. Not to mention be entertaining and choice of words for humor on the fly.

@@kylahogan5913 Who said he doesn't write scripts in preparation for his videos? He obviously does create scripts and rough drafts of how his videos are going to go before actually making them. I mean, look at all the resources he has ready to show for his points and all the segments that are cut together. He's not doing all of that on the fly, he has it all prepared beforehand.

Emphasis on “sounds like”

As long as you don't mind them squealing into the night in your house! 😂

If you want a screaming psychopath, as CasGeo typically says, Get a child.

Oh yeah, pretty much. They can't hurt humans, and the bonus is every time they successfully murk a creepy-crawly, they do a cute victory shout

@akhilsundar7376 Honestly, I'd take the mouse over a human infant with no second thoughts. 😅

Same!

Me too, but the wombat was way bigger than I thought. Australian animals are weird.

@KiraNazena I'm quite glad that my pet bird of choice, the budgie, will never make it onto his lists of deadly Australian animals 😂 must be one of very few undeadly Australian animals.

​@@murphychurch8251we got parrots here that, though aren't deadly, are incredibly destructive, large flocks of cockatoos have been known to chew through and destroy houses

i thought they were bigger because of Phineas and Ferb TT Don't know why I never thought to question the scale accuracy of a show where they made giant mecha treehouses and a rollercoaster to the moon

Wait there's a BOOK??? Why didn't i know??😢😢

Most rodents are omnivores. Even field mice like to complement their diet with some insects. The thing with the grasshoper mouse is that it's the only one that is a complete carnivore. It's like you decided your comfort food was going to be you only diet from now on (if your comfort food tried to fight back and had some of the most powerful stings in your weight class).

Mice will turn carnivorous under pressure from high population concentrations combined with food shortages. This is why they devastate seabird populations on remote islands, and will even try to eat sleeping humans.

@@MrTrellheimthey’re omnivores yes but rodents don’t hunt usually, right? It’s more like a deer eating a baby bird or egg, it’s opportunistic.

​@@elif6908I would imagine they'd hunt if desperate (which, obviously) but yeah, I think they're mostly opportunistic

Dutch gang

They are also wicked smart, people who keep mbu puffers compare them to having an aquatic dog.

Not just their fingers I’ve heard of them going for the balls

@@mikd157Imagine a pufferfish biting off your nutsack, going “ÆÜGH”, and swimming off nonchalantly to leave you to bleed to death as your blood dilutes with the water. It’d be in a horror movie called “Big Fat Meanie”

​@@MirrimBlackfoxmbu's are so cool

poor woman dude, she just wanted to do the right thing

It is like disny puts a kind of unrealistic vaneer over things..... This guy keeps it real.

I agree with you. I was irritated with generic information in the second year of college and I failed writing exams because of it.😢 I hope things will change in the not so distant future.😊

Australia. That's it, that's the explanation

They’d probably sound like a deeper version of that. And now I’m imagining some aborigine traveling through the Australian bush at night, and hearing a deep, guttural roar, right before a giant wombat cat with meat hook thumb claws and bolt cutter teeth jumps on them and kills them.

Tasmanian Tiger?

@@uriamudeltoro5075 no, I think it's something called the marsupial lion Went extinct before Europeans came, likely due to aborigines

LOL, have you heard what koalas sound like? Thylacleo probably sounds at least as terrifying as a lynx does to someone who's never heard them before.

The puss moth is the worst!!

Poison dart frogs get their toxicity from their diet of venomous ants and other poisonous insects they became immune to. Ones raised in captivity are technically safe to handle, but not for the frog because human sebum (skin oils) can do damage to their delicate skin.

Didn't really know that.

your pants? 😂

😭

What pants?

This is very cool! Is there a source? It sounds right.

8:50 I see it thanks

As long as one person got it, I'm satisifed haha

Can you explain the joke?

WAIT A MIN-

@@a-lambo-boi”the clowns not IT” he’s talking about Pennywise from the Stephen King novel “IT”, who is a clown.

@@hoodgiyu9624 Oh, cheers. Very well crafted joke. Never much been into pennywise.