The entire movie was just an excuse to create this masterpiece.

“You tried to be tough! But your armor’s just not hard enough!” *Bro that line hits hard.*

alternate title: watch a giant crab beat the color out of Maui while teasing him about his PTSD

The fact that he speaks directly to the audience at 1:55 by saying "decapod (Look it up)" because they knew a good portion of the audience wouldn't know what it was is amazing

First time seeing a lyrics video that was done in Power Point- interesting experience

Man, I love the build-up to the chorus. I wish the rest of the song stuck with that more villainy, imposing tone.

This song is so 80s Bowie/Elton John-esque, it’s actually fantastic. It borrows enough from both, but never feels contrived.

Tamatoa: You can’t run from me! Moana: *runs* Tamatoa: Oh, you can. You keep surprising me!🤣🤣

Verse 1: lol I'm shiny. Verse 2: lol you have PTSD.

This is one of the best disney villain songs, not sure why it has so many downvotes on Disney's channel

For some reason, the villian always have the best songs

Jemaine channeling them David Bowie vibes

when a crabs voice sounds hotter than yours

My favorite song from Moana ever

“Shine like a Diamond in the ruff” I can tell Lin wrote this

This song brings back memories... I remember when I was 7 or 8 years old, I used to ALWAYS listen to this song. Even to this day, it still hits different

From where it says “Far from the ones who abandoned you” it’s the best thing ever.

Someone: “That guy looks so depressed with his black hood and headphones. What is he listening to?” His headphones:

Bet David Bowie would have played Tamatoa if he was still around.

In 1:41 to 1:58 where Tamatoa says "Give it up," that's not what he said. He actually said "Look it up."

There are literally hundreds of reasons why Moana shouldn't get a live-action remake this early (or a live-action remake at all), one of them includes the fact that Tamatoa is going to be Nightmare Fuel in real-life!

This song is perfect for being sung by eccentric villains like Tamatoa, coupled with the very epic song that really stirs up the emotions of listeners.

2:05 favorite part

2:26 my favorite line of the whole song

Get well soon James Phyrillas, and RIP his brother Patrick and his friend Chris Shaffer

His voice is actually low-key hot... just sayin...

Far from the ones who abandoned you Chasing ghe love of these humans Who made you fell wanted. I love these lines the best

As a Disney loving 90's kid this movie was SO FRIGGIN CUTE!!!!! I was 26 with no kids when it originally came out (2016) & refused to watch it out of spite.. Come "Thanksgiving" 2021 I binge watched Dinsey+ while cooking & this movie was one of the programs I watched! I wasn't even looking at the screen when the crab came on... but the moment he started singing I was dancing & singing along.. .. "I'M SHINY!!!" I am 31 years old. This film is Disney Gold. Give it a try, folks!!! 🖤🖤🖤

"You dont swing it like you used to" P A U S E

he's perfect, the scene's perfect, the song's perfect. It's just so incredible, somewhere out there exists his original 3d model and I need it

2:32 my favorite part

Dude I don’t even know how to explain how this song makes me feel. The beginning beat just sounds and makes me feel like I’m in a fever dream

He says “look it up” not “give it up” after Decapod bc he looks at the camera and tells the audience to look up the meaning of Decapod 😆

In a movie full of fantastic songs, this just might be my favorite

Finally song that's not for kids

Fact: C'est la vie mon ami means "thats life my friend" in English and C'est la vie mon ami is French If someone reading this already know what it means before this comment was meant then u earn a gold star

I am obsessed with this damn song & im 28 years old 🤣 my 3 year old stepdaughter requests moana over & over & over back to back, I don’t even mind I’m like sure that means we get to hear IM SO SHINAYYYYY 😋🤣 I have her father loving it too 😂

My second favorite Disney Villain song, the first being Be Prepared

"Far from the ones who abandoned you, chasing the love of the humans who made you feel wanted" Is such a banger when you blast it through your headphones.

Completely underrated villain

Aoyama has entered the chat

And So, a Legend Was Born. 🥇

He ate this up so hard

1:11 I love this part so much the way he says well well well is just Mwah Chef kiss 🤌

0:47 bro really just rhymed “glitters” with itself huh 😭

villains always have the best songs wth personally this one is my favorite of all of them

The musical part of me watches this song because its hella catchy The romantically part of me watches this because the crabs voice is low-key hot. The messed up, psycho part of me watches this to see Maui getting beaten into a pulp by a crab about 20 times his size.

Y'all ever just listen to any song and Imagine an oc or person in a situation of some sort? No? Just me?

In a marriage in my family there was a saint with a shiny bald head and that was so shiny that it looked like an expensive obsidian stone and also like a mirror. This song reminded me that saint thanks for the song.

Yeah TAMATOA BABE!!!!

This would make a good presentation in English class

It's not just him exhibiting himself. He also uses it to psychologically harm them while using his dance to make his physical damage a spectacle. He's completely sadistic and insists on making his enemies's defeat a show both for his own amusement and to drag his enemies down to a level even lower than his.

I was craving to listen to this at 4am 💀

this is the best song disney has ever put in a movie if you dont agree, your wrong

I just love this song for the fact that it's Jemaine Clement. Love Flight Of The Choncords

Thanks to Schafrillas for helping me fully appreciate this song and Tamatoa himself.

Gonna use this song to win my Disney karaoke contest! In two weeks

Schaffrillas Production Is A Really Good Singer

this song is so damn catchy....i love this song

WHY IS THE CRAB HOT- LIKE THE VOICE TOO. I JUST LOVE MEN THAT VIEW THEMSELVES AS SUPERIOR AND BEAUTIFUL

Cool and fun. I liked this song.

Who's here from voiceplay's version and Geoff Castellucci? 😂❤ God, I love his voice, he's such a god

Tamatoa has got to be one of my favorite characters, no cap.

this movie came out in 2016, is it a bad thing i came back to this song?

When you finally find one with comments:

I’ve watched this movie with my niece and nephew a half dozen times. We rewind and rewind this part and we laugh hysterically each time.

[TAMATOA] Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam I was a drab little crab once Now I know I can be happy as a clam Because I'm beautiful, baby Did your granny say, "Listen to your heart"? "Be who you are on the inside"? I need three words to tear her argument apart Your granny lied I'd rather be shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec, don't you know? Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb They chase anything that glitters, beginners Oh, and here they come, come, come To the brightest thing that glitters Mmm, fish dinners I just love free food (Free food) And you look like seafood (Seafood) Well, well, well Little Maui's having trouble with his look You little semi-demi-mini-god Ouch! What a terrible performance Get the hook! (Get it?) You don't swing it like you used to, man Yet I have to give you credit for my start And your tattoos on the outside For just like you I made myself a work of art I'll never hide, I can't I'm too shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My shell's too tough, Maui man You could try, try, try But you can't expect a demigod To beat a decapod (Look it up) You will die, die, die Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart Far from the ones who abandoned you Chasing the love of these humans Who made you feel wanted You try to be tough But your armour's just not hard enough Maui! Now it's time to kick your hiney Ever seen someone so Shiny? Soak it in cause it's the last you'll ever see C'est la vie mon ami, I'm so shiny Now I'll eat you so prepare your final plea Just for me You'll never be quite as shiny You wish you were nice and shiny

The voice is attractive.

I’m singing this for my school play.Thanks!! This song is amazing

This song is a literal bop

this is beautiful

Gosto muito da dublagem br desse filme,mas as vozes originais também são ótimas😍

Is it just me whenever this scene comes up i always feel dizzy like its hypnotic or something.

I don’t why. But tamatoa saying, “well tamatoa hasn’t always been this glam.” makes me want to replay that 10 times.

Finally, we have a comment section!

AHHHH THIS SONG IS TOO CATCHY I CANNOT STOP HUMMING.😲

Moana: Hey! I got something shiny for ya!!

-I'm pregnant! 1:23

Schaffrillas approved!

the thing is a powerpoint im sobbing altough, ty for this :)

"I think I will marry her, she's the one" Her: 0:59

My mom: she's doing drugs, isn't she? Me:

All hail to the National Anthem of Crab Guy who screams at Films + Shows.

"Chasing the love of these humans who made you feel wanted" Aint this a children movie?

The reason this song is amazing is he toyed with them At any moment he could’ve pasted Moana but he didn’t because he enjoyed tormenting her

Jermaine is so good

best song i heard in a long time

I've had a hard time understanding some of the lyrics. Thanks for doing this.

This movie was actually a good fragment of my childhood

I’m gonna be honest here this was the best song out of the whole movie

You tried to be tough But your armour's just not hard enoughok

Best Music of Movie.

The last good villian song

Awesome

i love it

Me trying to fall asleep: WELL TAMATOA HASN’T ALWAYS BEEN THIS GLAM!

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

Shiny is my favorite Moana song

I can't believe I've actually been seduced by a crab

Thanks