It was so funny I had to run down stairs and show the mrs. She did not laugh, not even a smile. Ive already tried a shock collar and now im using up valuable space in my basement. Shall I divorce her, or arrange an accident.

Phil the accident is cheaper. However it happens, she cannot be allowed to stay in your house now you know she doesnt think robobongocuckoocop is funny.

My all time favourite joke.

@Arty Bookworm watch the whole joke one more time. Carefully.

Part man - cop (a policeman) Part machine - robo Part bird - a cuckoo bird Part drum - a bongo drum It creates Robobongocuckoocop. It's a joke on movie titles such as Robocop.

markdelej love is blind and so am I so let me feel your face so I know you’re not a munter

i dont understand this one and it stresses me!! Can you please explain??

It's just dumb, random and unexpected. The epitome of James

Lost Olympus Studios what does he mean by munter?

@@lukebox2241 Facial deformity maybe?

Sir Real that comment is fuck’n amazing

Most underrated comment I've seen

C: (laughter)

Goddamn I love Goddamn I love these peaches

Cop*

And don't forget my favourite: Tickety Ted the Time-Telling Bitch!

Made so much better by how funny Dara found it!

You know you've said a "funny" when you manage to floor a few of the others. It still makes me laugh every single time. :D

robo bongo cuckoo cop will never not be funny

I'd love to know what his third line was.

James Acaster on Twitter: "C) man, I love smoking cigars!"

but that doesn't rhyme...

Does it have to? It wasn't a rule of three thing, was it?

Jokes that were never told are always the funniest.

*W I L L I A M I N T E N S I F I E S*

Even better because I’m called William😂

Madness by Design according to James on his Twitter at the time, the third answer was going to be "I love smoking cigars".

Really? Not what I was expecting at all. I thought it might have a Star Bellied Sneeches reference or something similar...

Madness by Design eh, it wouldn't have been as funny. Sometimes you have to throw in a non-sequitur to throw people off. Comedy is like magic, it's about misdirection.

Fair enough. :)

@@AutomaticDuck300 I'm 100% convinced that the plan was to mess it up and there was no planned 3rd line. He just liked God damn I love these peaches too much to let the joke go. (yes I know this was 2 years ago)

no its in safe hand but he is good

Nothing to save

not even your spelling

i mean franky leaving didnt need it to be saved but it was definitely a sizable hit

Yeah him and if Hugh stays on it but they need to get rid of Milton Jones he's so unfunny like i don't mind one liner comedians but why don't they get Stewart Francis who's actually funny instead of him because some of Miltons jokes are just pure stupidity.

I wonder what answers (3) and (4) were supposed to be.

David Rutten number 3 was going to be "Man, I love smoking cigars".

Jack Burns I don’t get it!!

@@wow3529 It's a reference to phones with voice command which can't understand what people say.

Can you time stamp it please

what does it mean? I need to know

@@samu10k91 it doesn't mean anything, it's just funny sounding words.

​@@samu10k91robo like a robot, bongo like a bongo drum, cuckoo like the bird, and cop like a policeman. It was probably a play on Robocop but James made it even more absurd.

Michael Law shh, he's undercover

We are just lucky his captain keeps booking him in for these shows.

SW6!!

Genius!

no that's ron weasley

His stand up is slow though. Great on the panel shows, like Ed Byrne.

Cary O Phil Len u clearly haven’t watched him

@@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev If you do not like it fair enough, but I don't think I'd describe his stand up as slow, it's pretty fast-paced imo.

@@MisterAppleEsq Depends on what you like really. I think his stand up is slow.

@@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev Fair enough.

Cede. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rNCZpql4nb6Zp2w.html

Cede me too

Hell yeah brother

He's very popular/successful, what are you hoping for? Beyond being reasonably successful is a matter of chance, largely.

@@ninagray4441 I posted that comment 3 years ago hahaha

nugal cop

I dont get it please help me

whitestripe100 there's nothing to get tbf just funny words

I think that's the longest sustained laugh by Dara I've heard on MTW

3:26 enjoy

TPRM1 I don't understand this joke

JER08 Orange Wednesday was a promotion where you got 2 for 1 cinema tickets with Orange (old mobile phone network)

TPRM1 Oh thanks heaps

TPRM1 thanks

What does it mean?

I dont get it

Robo: machine Bongo: drum Cuckoo: bird Cop: person So a character who is part man, part machine, part bird, and part drum.

I don’t get it

@@BelovedSamsEtc Same. I didn't really understand the 'point' of that one, if you see what I mean. Was the joke just that it was something anachronistic, incongruous, and totally random? In which case, why Dr. Pepper? Is it any kind of play on the fact that people drink communion wine to represent the blood of Christ? Or could he just have said any random thing? (P.S. I'm sure I'm over-analysing this, lol.)

Queenie Green just a bit random mate its not that deep

And Hugh......never saw him laugh so much.

awkwardlykerrie tbh this made me laugh just as much as the video

He’s moved on to bigger things and his own shows.

ArtisticPixie Funny you should say that; I met James Acaster last year and asked him what it would be and he said the tire option was 'I love smoking cigars'. He also posted it on Twitter.

Same

Agreed

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idk i think it she leans into the awkwardness to make it funnier. although i do think she was a bit off in that episode bc of her boyfriend