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When my grandmother passed away I buried her in the towns water reservoir so she can continue to hydrate people long after she has gone.

should've just lived out the dealer life it looked peaceful

Jesus whenever modest pelican uploads it makes me a lot more happier

This is now a Sunday tradition, a peli master class!

Anyone else's day get better when Papa Peli uploads?

Mentioning an “adult” nightclub also implies there’s a “children’s” night club

As an Austrian i can say your translation of the german sign outside of the club was 100% right! Never knew you could speak German that good. Greetings from Vienna!

I never realized how beautiful this game is. Like just the lighting and reflections on the road at 0:40 are amazing.

Little did he know, that “frote7” guy completed hitman 3 in 20 seconds

1:15 its ok marto, we can all relate

Intro idea: If you enjoy this video, please take out all the money in a local ATM and replace it with cards that say subscribe to Modest Pelican, as this would really help spread the good word of my channel.

i've been to an adult club before i met nice ladies in short skirts and some gentlemen that gave me nose sugar, i woke up in an alley with one of my kidneys missing but had fun definitely doing that again.

"Insert hydration joke to get a heart because I have nothing and no one and the heart makes me feel like I mean something"

When a hitman video comes out the world salutes mr pelican

I love how Modest Pelican follows his passions and dreams whilst executing high-profile targets. What an inspiration!

I sit around all week doing nothing but hydrating myself and spreading the good word of your channel. Then, when you upload, I buy every movie theatre across the world and only play your video. All in the good name of your channel.

I got all nostalgic from that mission Sweaty dancing with ladies, doing drugs on the toilet, it almost made me cry

As this is definitely based on the Berghain in Berlin, you can assume all of the NPC's are on a healthy mixture of coke and several blue punishers. What a lovely city.

Always a good sign when the most christian youtuber posts on the holiest day of the year. God bless you for keeping us all hydrated!!

I’m at a family event right now and I’ve substituted the ham with a Pelican. As this really spreads the good word of your channel.

Hey papa peli I just wanted to know that you make me so happy. When I first watched your videos I was going through a bad spot and you and your humor helped me through it. I am beyond thankful for you and keep being amazing, stay hydrated peli.

If i could have a person to narrate my life it would be Modest 😂

That thumbnail gon make me act up

He makes these videos funny but he is legit good at the same time

I held a country hostage with nukes until they subscribed to modest pelican gaming

On this blessed Sunday, Modest Pelican delivers yet another amazing sermon.

When we went on the second crusade I drowned all the heretics with holy water to spread the word of God and Modest Pelican.

I’ve waited for this level for AGES I can’t wait 😊

I cried when he said no geese

I am uncreative for intro idea so here is 26 water jokes that i didnt find on google A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water. I think he meant well. Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water. On a flight, off on holiday. The cabin crew member asked what I wanted to drink. “Water”. “Still?” “Well, I haven’t changed my mind…” Where can you find an ocean with no water? On a map! What kind of rocks are never under water? Dry ones! Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? They dropped out of school! H20 is water, but what is H204? It’s for swimming and drinking, of course. Who carries out operations in water? A sturgeon. How do you get a pen across some water? Biro-ing. What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean? Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep. What happens when you get water on a table? It becomes a pool table. There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two. What did one ocean say to another? Nothing, it just waved. What runs, but never walks? Water! As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud. What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure. Why does the river have problems remembering things? Because she is becoming sea nile. Why did the ocean break up with the pond? She thought he was too shallow. What did the bottled water tell the spy? The names bond, Hydrogen bond. Why does water never laugh at jokes? It isn’t a fan of dry humor. How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl? If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant. How do you make holy water? Make sure to boil the hell out of it. Love watching running water on the internet. Was watching a live stream. Wanted to play water polo but couldn’t get the horses to swim. A man walks into a library and asks for a bottle of water. The librarian says “this is a library!”. The man whispers “sorry, a bottle of water, please”. What do mermaids sleep on? Water beds!

When I hear that sweet sweet Modest Pelican elevator music my day always gets a little better. God bless.

I love the way you don’t spoil anything from the story of the game but find a way around it

I love that bluebird rp reference

That guy has all the energy at 5 AM because he is sufficiently hydrated

I had to put my headphones on for this one lads. Hydration is almost too much to handle

It always brightens up my day to watch a modest pelican video ngl

Intro idea: tell IO interactive to change the barcode on agent 47 to a link that brings you to the modest pelican gaming channel.

9:10 a certified prank😂

Binged all your vids a while back and didn’t realise you were still doing Hitman videos. I’m pretty relieved

Hey, love your videos you're such an inspiration, that sarcastic monotone just never gets old!

Yess I missed this kind of wholesome classy modest pelicano content🥰

The archer part was funny I notice it lol good one stay hydrated

I started a religious cult at my school centered around god and his family of pelicans for this really spreads the good word of your channel

I am literally still laughing about the "if I only had a nickel for every time someone threw up in my lap". Haha Great stuff Pelican, keep it up

A motorcycle club named the Disciples, sounds familiar.

I love the malaka 1-5 things for the targets. It’s amazing continuity.

his hit man videos are by far my favorite besides the good old battlefield classics

Me, as a German, can agree that this sign says these words!

Papa Peli everybody in Frote’s discord is freaking out about you showing the speed run lmao

"I panic and choke him out" - Modest pelican 2021

Thank you Pelican for blessing everyone's Easter!

My goodness. Peli at least tell me you were extra hydrated since you went in such a sinful place

Drinking water has incredible benefits, like increasing your hydration levels so you can watch Modest Pelican content for hours. If you enjoy this video, please attempt to become the teacher of manny public schools and instead teach them how to make many KZfaq accounts to subscribe to the Chanel

Thanks for inspiring me to make my own channel my dude! Loving the role plays your now doing!

I wanna say that I am actually Greek and your use of the word Malaka in the video is hilarious

If I don't have a group chat like this I don't want it.

“ ur sex life is deader than ur channel “ That one there was a violation

I dont think ill ever get over how well put together these videos are. #lovepeli

I love the better graphics in hitman 3, I've always wanted to see the perfect shine on agents 47's bald head

I once flooded a baptism because there wasn’t enough water and I felt bad for everyone

I made the national language “Pelican” and the only thing you can say is “Subscribe to Modest Pelican” as this really helps spread the good word of your channel

oh yeah, you gotta love these

Seeing a Hitman upload makes me happy

There are ZERO female comedians as hilarious as this dude... Seriously, I'm dying here ☠️☠️☠️

That moment when your girlfriend leaves you over discord

Every time I play hitman, I think of what Modest Pelican would say in that situation

This isn't boring this satisfying mate keep it up

into idea: If you enjoy the video please become the leader of a totalitarian state and make not being subscribed to modest Pelican a punishable offence as this really helps spread the good word of my channel

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Your Hitman uploads are the best.

Literally the reason why australians are actually cool. What a lad.

Hi modest pelican, been a fan for ages, you’ve never failed to make me laugh, your a lad!

I legit gasped when modest pelican uploaded as I love his vids so much

This is exactly where i was waiting for, this in my humble weekend.

I, as a German person, can indeed confirm that the sign at 3:16 does say "Like Modest Pelican's video!". It is really nice and kind of scary to know that you can understand German.

Your Hitman videos are legendary 👏🏻

Lol I had to rewind to actually see if they were really called the Disciples, RIP Bobby

I nominate Papa Peli to be a general for the gluten free revolution

Thiccman was missed.. Glad he stays hydrated 👍

Modest Pelican: uploads Depression: *adios*

I had gotten some bad news prior to this upload and I was really down but this video really lifted my mood

Geoff, you are cool. Please continue being you, and making Sunday’s the best days

So freshly delivered video 👌

Love your content🔥🔥♥️♥️. Intro: Cause a massacre. Then, when you get arrested go by the criminal name of modest pelican to spread the word

Papa pelican and Something Else YT should do a colab because they both tell their fans to be hydrated.

Amazing video as always! I love your channel and videos, the stone faced comedy is amazing! 😂😁

Modest Pelican is a true Aussie

nothing quite as nostalgic as a coffee and hearing the intro play

Stay hydrated Long live Barry Taxi

This video reminded me that I hadn’t hydrated in a while. That was a close one! Thanks papa peli

Thanks for the shoutout

Finally hitman videos are back

Man I love this guy

8:19 nice little disciples plug to the bbrp but also the gang name in hitman lol

I took a break from yt for a couple of months and modest pelican hit 1 mill congrats

i love this series

Peli has returned. Best part of my Sunday

An upload of this specific youtuber makes me almost as happy as drinking a glass of gods oh so sweet nectar.

Love your vids bro! Keep up the good work!