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moments that make me question my comprehension of reality | Kitchen Nightmares

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if 2 + 2 is 4
and 5 + 5 is 10
THEN WHAT THE F*** IS THIS
#GordonRamsay #KitchenNightmares
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@justaman1537 3 жыл бұрын

Pigeon: "What a lovely day" Gordon: "What is that ?... A fucking pigeon" Pigeon: :(

@papayer 3 жыл бұрын

Poor pigeon boi.

@roastedhd2852 3 жыл бұрын

dat boi pigeon fresh though

@chubster3271 3 жыл бұрын

poor pidgeon

@prodigytr8510 3 жыл бұрын

That pidgeon is penggggg sheeeeeeesh

@maxerduster 3 жыл бұрын

@mitch He got dat drip fr.

@judahlion4780 3 жыл бұрын

The only thing that defeats Chef Gordon Ramsey is a double door

@ymmiti1541 3 жыл бұрын

a tiki platter will do the trick

@Fahad-ms2cq 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@sasha-vx5rd 3 жыл бұрын

hell yea!!

@martinsaxon1642 3 жыл бұрын

Literally thought of this come here and this genius beat me to it

@jonahveliz8163 3 жыл бұрын

And the plant from mama Maria’s

@nestorluvsher 3 жыл бұрын

I really love when the servers aren't afraid of telling Gordon what's wrong with the place. Just shows how in denial the owners and chefs are, when even your wait staff hate everything about the place

@RedEyed2012 3 жыл бұрын

Servers who talk out of turn about the place that pays their salary is disgusting. If they are so moral, quit. What are they doing "just following orders" shoveling garbage down customer's throats? Leave. There's the door.

@nestorluvsher 3 жыл бұрын

@@RedEyed2012 they probably want to see the issues corrected. They also probably like who they work with and care about the customers, so they know that what is being done is wrong and dangerous

@whatislife3603 3 жыл бұрын

@@RedEyed2012 they just work there. They don’t make the food 😑. Have you ever worked a job like this or do you have parents throwing money at you with this shitty mindset. Oh just quick blah blah😐.

@loganlovesdubstep 3 жыл бұрын

“talk out of turn” wtf like being a waiter or waitress is a privilege lmao. People usually take jobs like that because they need the money. They can have morals but need money more, hence why they stay. Why do you have such a huge issue with the wait staff being honest?

@miantava 3 жыл бұрын

@@RedEyed2012 it's pretty difficult to get hired at a restaurant with quality food & practice without having years of server experience. You're either gonna get a low-end spot desperate for employees or a chain restaurant w/ high turnover.

@koreanszn4086 3 жыл бұрын

The fact this dude can taste when something was once frozen, scares me

@toffeelatte6042 3 жыл бұрын

If you pay attention to what you eat, you'll be surprised it's very easy to notice reheated/frozen food. If you can't, you don't eat enough fresh food.

@jesusmora9379 2 жыл бұрын

frozen food tastes like sand, the fats and proteins break when they crystallize, so they start to turn into dust. the more frozen the food, the more they taste like sand.

@razerswag8537 2 жыл бұрын

fresh frozen

@kanalisationerstellen 2 жыл бұрын

well the difference is: you don't heat the frozen foot again? yeah you will easily taste it.... is it like a frozen pizza or anything you heat, it will be really hard iam sure even impossible. Like pizza company: Gustavo Gusto, they do better (frozen) Pizza than most other Pizza restaurants in towns.

@kardelen8461 2 жыл бұрын

If you're a food lover or even paying attention to what you're eating, it becomes pretty recognizable

@evivic7851 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon: the frshest thing in this kitchen is that pigeon The pigeon: I've heen trapped here for 16 years get me out PLS

@marafichios5471 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao you made my night

@furious_dragon2user 3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp of pigeon?

@hj5520 3 жыл бұрын

@@furious_dragon2user 9:26

@furious_dragon2user 3 жыл бұрын

@@hj5520 it’s a fucking pigeon

@hj5520 3 жыл бұрын

@@furious_dragon2user hell yea

@MarcjohnVillacorta-pv9uz 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon: the ONLY Fresh in this kitchen is that freaking pigeon. Pigeon: flexing *

@Wired4Life2 3 жыл бұрын

Stop, don’t give the furries something to get off on. *_Think of the children._*

@polskideveloper5522 3 жыл бұрын

@@Wired4Life2 1:52

@edgarrodriguez2764 3 жыл бұрын

Pigeon: thanks Gordon, you’re not so bad yourself

@bluetextonwhitebg 3 жыл бұрын

pigeon: "you fuckin' know i keeps it fresh, playboy!"

@Scarfaced92 3 жыл бұрын

Pigeon: My name is ninooooooo

@concernedspectator 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the producers kept in the clip of the door at the end stopping all his righteous momentum. They even added the perfect menacing sound effect, like he'd finally met his match.

@absolutezerokiryu660 2 жыл бұрын

Door: Oh? You're approaching me?

@shaivisingh872 2 жыл бұрын

@@absolutezerokiryu660 instead of running away, you're approaching me?

@UPPCoy 2 жыл бұрын

The sound effects and commentary on the US kitchen nightmares is a bit OTT.

@emmie1176 2 жыл бұрын

@@UPPCoy I like it, so over the top that it's funny

@ageminiguy 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon’s insults crack me up. He tried to like rhyme stuff like “tiki platter? Sh**ty platter.” He’s like an angry dad who still makes dad jokes. 😂

@wiggl3s_821 3 жыл бұрын

I live for them 😂

@sylvulpix 3 жыл бұрын

I have 30 seconds of laughter after that "shitty platter"😂💀

@matisekjejplplaygames6189 2 жыл бұрын

Crabcakes more like crapcakes

@burden773 2 жыл бұрын

@@matisekjejplplaygames6189 Legendary burn.

@isaya3262 2 жыл бұрын

lmao his "Chimichanga? More like Chimi-chuck-it-in-the-bin." still cracks me up till this day.

@MyBlackParade09 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon: the freshest thing in this kitchen is that pigeon.. Pigeon: yes chef, sorry chef.

@curtisoncuffy8114 3 жыл бұрын

gold :3

@12valkyer 3 жыл бұрын

Fucking died when i read this. 🤠

@johnirwin11 3 жыл бұрын

nice!

@evivic7851 3 жыл бұрын

R. I. P. my harldy laughing problem🤣😂🤣🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

@missy3041 3 жыл бұрын

yes chef, thank you chef

@annushkanoor4328 3 жыл бұрын

gordon: *gives a heartfelt speech about food standards to customers* Also gordon: *bumps into door during dramatic exit*

@jimboringo9958 3 жыл бұрын

Also also Gordon: _feckin door_

@DarkNoctum 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair though, those doors should be able to be opened both ways

@wario_rg 3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkNoctum Maybe Nino supervised the installation of the door, and took pictures to prove it.

@DarkNoctum 3 жыл бұрын

@@wario_rg had he been a contestant on Hell's Kitchen he would have just taken pictures of the price restaurant and won it all. Hell's Kitchen? More like Easy Kitchen lmao

@zeyadhesham4378 3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkNoctum yeah like any NORMAL door

@julianicole6871 3 жыл бұрын

“this is butter and garlic” “oh garlic butter”

@user-oh2dh9vg7g 2 жыл бұрын

that embarrasses me every time and ideky...it was a simple culinary correction yet i want to bury my head in a hole each time i see this in a compilation😭😭

@zinmomo7192 3 жыл бұрын

"I need to wash my F-ing hands before I get diagnosed with Stapholo-COCCI" LOLOLOL

@joshnewton1243 3 жыл бұрын

Stanford Cock Eye*

@paulklement4274 3 жыл бұрын

@@joshnewton1243 wouldn't want to catch that

@K141Ghost 2 жыл бұрын

@@Iemonzinger staphylococci*

@Lola-xm6kn 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon: Apologizes to the people in the restaurant and tries to leave like a mad legend Also Gordon: Smashes himself against the kitchen door

@iamjoe3000 3 жыл бұрын

rip gordon

@HorizonEyes 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh. I‘m literally dying. Call 911. I was gonna say, if no one else noticed, they‘d be missing out

@squidwardsclarinet457 3 жыл бұрын

I made a big oof after seeing that

@GloorpFloop 3 жыл бұрын

Zhdsnsnns

@hellboy9193 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair I've never seen a kitchen door that doesn't open both ways

@tinyelvisbkwd 3 жыл бұрын

Bill was so proud of his tableside Filet Mignon. It was so wholesome.

@KandiKlover 3 жыл бұрын

His nipples tho

@brycewalker7797 3 жыл бұрын

@@KandiKlover wot?

@kiryukazuma7960 3 жыл бұрын

@@KandiKlover ummmmmmm yeahhhhhh imma call the FBI rq

@shibourne2000 3 жыл бұрын

@@KandiKlover i shouldve never opened the replies.

@williamflanigan2705 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon was kind of a jerk about it tbh

@0Ciju0 3 жыл бұрын

"See the mold on the side?" "I THOUGHT THAT WAS BASIL" "No, you wish it was fucking Basil..."

@sleepmanual3718 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon Ramsey probably has a very efficient immune system

@sneezebiscuits7239 3 жыл бұрын

I mean he's pretty fit for his age

@interweebs7408 2 жыл бұрын

He did get quite often sick after recording due to the stuff he used to eat, which is why he doesn't want to make more seasons.

@jamiephilip79 2 жыл бұрын

After eating all those food I'm surprised that he still has an healthy body

@jellybaebi 2 жыл бұрын

@@interweebs7408 taking one for the team, I feel bad for all the unfortunate customers

@danielsan1130 3 жыл бұрын

If only Gordon Ramsay had the reality stone - Actually fresh food - Clean kitchens - Competent owners - *Good* Nino

@scottvelez3154 3 жыл бұрын

🎵I tell people I'm Nino everyday, hello my name is Ninoooo🎵

@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын

I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear dan

@M0CC3R 3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku the side of the dissers. Its not their fault ur content is bad

@GOFFBITZH666 3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku I mean, self-advertising when it’s not needed is already putting me on the side of the “dissers”.

@zelder7409 3 жыл бұрын

Competent owners and nino wouldn’t be in the same list unfortunately

@skatingsarah1996 3 жыл бұрын

The filet mignon clip gets me EVERY TIME Gordon’s like “something classic and timeless 🥰🥰🥰🥰” and then the old dude who was just nude in the kitchen .5 seconds ago comes out with a ROOF TILE

@shanicek5188 3 жыл бұрын

Its one of my favourite kitchen nightmare clips ever 💀

@mezz9159 3 жыл бұрын

@Sarbear @@shanicek5188 The slime sound effects they added afterwards make it perfect.

@herrforehead3745 3 жыл бұрын

this is exactly what i think florida is

@cleobanana5428 3 жыл бұрын

@@herrforehead3745 you are correct

@Swordofswordom 3 жыл бұрын

"Something... Not ordinarily served on a trolley, what the fuck? 😅" 🤣

@bobtuna856 3 жыл бұрын

I like how all of the chefs think that Gordon will love their dishes but that never happens

@rakahsa2965 3 жыл бұрын

Its rare for this show

@juicy342yt4 2 жыл бұрын

Not all, there's ones like the seaside one with 3 weightlifter owners (forgot the name) and the one in sals pizzaria

@apolitistos4080 3 жыл бұрын

That door at the end stood up to him like no owner has ever done.

@LastYearsRegrets 3 жыл бұрын

“How drunk was she when she put the final sketches together?” He legit asked that so seriously. 😂 I’m giggling.

@DR3_34D 3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Grawuar 3 жыл бұрын

That was kinda mean though. I know at least one restaurant (with delicious food) in a palm house, even with ant farms here and there. So tropical surroundings can be great.

@themightywolfie7145 3 жыл бұрын

@@Grawuar He wasnt remarking the tropical theme. It was the choice of decor.

@Headlock123456789 3 жыл бұрын

Personally I thought that was uncalled for the way he insulted the decor like that. He could have been at least a little bit polite about it.

@dee25u1 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon don't sugar coat a thing! 😂

@rubberducky19 3 жыл бұрын

ok but the total seriousness and then him not knowing how to open the door was just unreal

@fluffypinkpandas 3 жыл бұрын

Entrance/exit to a quality kitchen is usually 2 way door where he comes from and in most industry. I don't blame cheff.

@hashtagyolo5675 3 жыл бұрын

@@fluffypinkpandas You never blame chef Ramsay edit: chef (thank you @Duy Bui)

@joopsie95 3 жыл бұрын

@@hashtagyolo5675 incredible how you both spelled “chef” wrong lol

@hashtagyolo5675 3 жыл бұрын

@@joopsie95 That moment when you have been speaking English your entire life and still aren't fluent in it

@SteamPaladin 3 жыл бұрын

@@hashtagyolo5675 big talk from someone whose screen name is literally hashtag yolo

@82dorrin 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Gordon is always great to the wait staff. Very courteous and understanding. He saves his wrath for the people who actually deserve it.

@JoeLink56 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly said!!👍🏼 …and if you are a shit server/waiter then you deserve a call out too!! But it’s always the owner…it has to be!

@samoanjoseph1457 3 жыл бұрын

It's canaries that warn you if there's gas, right? Maybe that pigeon on the fridge was trying to save Gordon from the dead lobster sauce.

@josephengel8263 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon roasted the mans filet in a roof tile right in front of him and he still walked away looking proud af

@deathlight4210 3 жыл бұрын

@bryce loe 🤨

@naanpizza3881 3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@imtroublesome 3 жыл бұрын

right🤣🤣🤣

@hermanmunster3358 3 жыл бұрын

He probably thinks he is "edgy" and "down with the hipsters" with his "trendy" cooking methods. Except, most of his clientele look like they're in the middle of their weekly trip to Walmart, stopping half way through their shopping to come and eat some CRAP for lunch. Hence how he has managed to pull that shit off for so long.

@pillage_party_and_papacy6689 3 жыл бұрын

He seemed aloof to me. Like he has some awareness issues.

@fiesinator4583 3 жыл бұрын

This channel turning into a meme channel is just incredibly fitting

@sebacab 3 жыл бұрын

Indeed it does

@coffingxrl 3 жыл бұрын

its gordon shitposting

@RendererEP 3 жыл бұрын

I honestly think Gordon runs this channel

@Seismitoad3 3 жыл бұрын

@@RendererEP Yeah lol However, realistically, there is a very low chance of that being the case. For a show that ended nearly a decade ago, Gordon running it's youtube channel wouldn't make any sense

@aviationin4k258 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jimjimsauce 3 жыл бұрын

i love the sheer amazement gordon had when he got the filet mignon, the absolute bewilderment and wonderment didn’t even let him criticize it. he just had to experience it all the way through.

@PassTheSnails 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve always been shocked that Ramsay reacts so mildly to a literal avian flying around in the kitchen, probably pooping and walking on everything. Like, does that not seem like a severe health hazard to anyone?

@TeamTwiistz 3 жыл бұрын

Waiting for this memer admin to do "touch of olive oil" titles

@x0nixx772 3 жыл бұрын

What're u doin here

@x0nixx772 3 жыл бұрын

Upload bish

@YC-zq4nm 3 жыл бұрын

Ay it's twiistiz

@TeamTwiistz 3 жыл бұрын

@@RyanRamboer-sv3pm i only watch KZfaq

@becominghero9754 3 жыл бұрын

@@RyanRamboer-sv3pm I ship you two

@daviraposo5855 3 жыл бұрын

I love the administrator of this account, he sure knows who's kitchen nightmares main audience is

@marcyong9736 3 жыл бұрын

They're HACKED!

@daviraposo5855 3 жыл бұрын

@@marcyong9736 wait, for real?

@oanhnguyen3189 3 жыл бұрын

@@daviraposo5855idk

@LuchtLeiderNederland 3 жыл бұрын

@@daviraposo5855 Probably not.

@user-pp4yi3ze3m 3 жыл бұрын

@@daviraposo5855 no lol

@Moonstrvck 3 жыл бұрын

Hoping for a tittle called "Memes that make me unnoticeably hit a double door." 😂 Who ever is running this, props to you.

@milkshake9636 3 жыл бұрын

1:11 Gordan: thank u my darling. Captions: thank you my dog :)

@akhilpanicker809 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao just noticed sh*t 😂😂

@medhanshjani 2 жыл бұрын

It's from the hood

@PhoenixLive_YT 3 жыл бұрын

people come here to watch Gordon, i come here to watch the spicy memes uploaded by the account manager.

@Elite_Biscuit_1 3 жыл бұрын

Memes are the best types of memes

@hansi6453 3 жыл бұрын

What memes are u talkin about?

@RC.- 3 жыл бұрын

what memes

@h6rmonyx 3 жыл бұрын

@@hansi6453 the community tab memes

@magoconcancer99 3 жыл бұрын

@@h6rmonyx And the descriptions are great too. "if 2 + 2 is 4 and 5 + 5 is 10THEN WHAT THE F*** IS THIS"

@tashalotts7439 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon: exists kitchen door : I’m about to end this mans whole career

@ZenfulHaze 3 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@cgndnm 3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Gutana bot

@Combustion803 3 жыл бұрын

666 likes? Noice 👌

@cleokatra 3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Gutana the only adult is NINOOOOOOOOO because he went up to every table 😂 fuckin bot

@k9lollipop146 3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Gutana NINOOOOO

@OGxGoku 3 жыл бұрын

Dont you love having a very dramatic and climatic moment just to be completely dethroned by a door lol

@jon368100 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the "owners" are always so shocked about how the walk-ins look and what's in them as if they aren't responsible as well.

@CyberController- 3 жыл бұрын

You're entering a world A world whose rules are different from our own One where Salad is grilled Where frozen food can also be fresh Where dead Lobsters are kept in tanks with live ones This is.... the Kitchen Nightmare

@Kouriame 3 жыл бұрын

Am I the only person who read this comment in my head using the voice from the "Honest Trailers" narrator?

@7thwardlord882 3 жыл бұрын

@@Kouriame lol me too

@The_Mad_King_Aerys 3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't dead it was just sleeping until Gordon ripped it in half.

@power2084 3 жыл бұрын

Cyber Controller, please learn how to spell who's/whose

@CyberController- 3 жыл бұрын

@@power2084 Thank you for the correction, though I don't think the tone was needed.

@vyremantis9702 3 жыл бұрын

That first chef was the real MVP here. He knew the food wasn't right. He knew that tuna was spicy. He knew those ribs were old af. He threw away his pride as a chef to show Gordon, how bad the food was, and for that, I respect him.

@forhecan 3 жыл бұрын

@Sports Car true

@Zachary-vw7dc 3 жыл бұрын

Ohh I thought he just didn’t care how bad it was and was just being lazy

@saintkie1588 3 жыл бұрын

The pigeon is the chef

@OriginalGazGoose 3 жыл бұрын

Can't really blame the chef in the first place as he is only following the recipe given by the stupid owner

@shorouqtahraoui 3 жыл бұрын

Ethnic food made by americans : *exists* Gordon : its an embarrasment to *insert country name*

@vindovilles3419 2 жыл бұрын

I mean... If it was good Gordon wouldn't be there

@neko-rt7bt 2 жыл бұрын

I like how the piegon appeared out of nowhere to not only make things more tense but also act as the comedic relief

@valley4820 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon : the freshest thing in this kitchen is that pigeon and hes lucky hes still alive Pigeon : staring at Gordon sweating nervously

@zyanidwarfare5634 3 жыл бұрын

It’s like the incident with the puffin

@kankanmwah 3 жыл бұрын

Next video : Making Pigeon Burgers | Gordon Ramsay

@John-X 3 жыл бұрын

Unrelated, but I cannot express how much better Gordon's original UK tv shows are. American Version: overly dramatic reality tv UK Version: Episodic Documentaries

@PS-fk5zv 3 жыл бұрын

@@John-X American viewers love drama that’s probably why. They won’t get as much views if it’s not entertaining 🤣

@captain_powow 3 жыл бұрын

"I don't know what to say, they're not doing their job right" - The Manager, whose job is to make sure everyone's doing their job right.

@redacted2896 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for indulging in human beings Jesus

@Robert-xn3dc 3 жыл бұрын

Hey Jesus I'm your biggest fan

@user-sq4op5dp4p 3 жыл бұрын

they should of put that one in the new testament

@justwaiting5744 3 жыл бұрын

Right again, Jesus

@evivic7851 3 жыл бұрын

Wassup Jesus pls take me to heaven

@gabeeaves-voyles6555 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon has the incredible ability to make the most basic insults hit like Rome has fallen again

@samulivainionpaa9338 2 жыл бұрын

9:24, if only the person running this channel would've edited some quality drip on that bird, this would be a legendary video. The freshest thing indeed

@PrinceLuis100 3 жыл бұрын

"Send it out. Just send it out." That guy is DEFEATED and he knows it.

@dejaypage1575 3 жыл бұрын

It’s like a guy just putting an “X” on his neck for the executioner to cut

@triggeredcat120 3 жыл бұрын

The chef knew he was going to be destroyed

@Kiwibro1010 3 жыл бұрын

Why didn't he just make some new food?????

@PrinceLuis100 3 жыл бұрын

@@Kiwibro1010 I'm gonna assume that most of the product are frozen crap and no matter how good you make it, its still gonna taste like shit. And he knows it but can't do anything, he's basically handcuffed by the owners.

@Kiwibro1010 3 жыл бұрын

@@PrinceLuis100 I get that much, but he could have at least not sent Gordon food that was days old lmao

@maggiefuller3239 3 жыл бұрын

Okay but 2:29, I would die to see Gordon's reaction to the guy changing his shirt in the kitchen

@kathlol5390 3 жыл бұрын

Same , shit would probably be so funny

@NetSraC1306 Жыл бұрын

I've seen this clip 4 times in the past week and the penis background music gets me everytime

@SuperNerdSteve 3 жыл бұрын

The roof tile filet mignon makes me think of an Always Sunny sketch with Danny Devito bringing out a steak on a tile. Imagine him saying it "IT'S A ROOF TILE! YA GONNA LOVE THIS! :D"

@aldazor 2 жыл бұрын

You are spot on. Even his movements are similar to Frank's

@Projekt.96 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a famous chef walking out of the kitchen into the dining area to apologize to the guests and making the managers take responsibility for their stupidity only for the chef to be stopped by a double door.

@sagedynasty6811 3 жыл бұрын

lmao ikr? Though tbf most kitchen doors are supposed to be two-way so that you can easily open it while carrying food or dirty dishes, so I probably would have walked right into it too.

@Projekt.96 3 жыл бұрын

@@sagedynasty6811 tbh if it were me in Ramsay's position I wouldn't be stopped by the doors. I'd actually just walk through the doors and make them correct their behavior so that it doesn't happen again. Lol

@sagedynasty6811 3 жыл бұрын

@@Projekt.96 oh yes my apology if only I were also as strong and capable as you oh wise one 😂😂😂

@SS-hb1xm 2 жыл бұрын

If I was in his place with his amount of anger I'd probably kick it open

@mtndew4202 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know what would be more terrifying to hear, an air raid siren, or Gordon saying “I just need you for two minutes”

@mikebakster2540 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon, an air raid siren wont kill you Gorden might

@CatfroSoCool 3 жыл бұрын

The true and inexpensive way to activate the fight or flight response

@Naxvarus 3 жыл бұрын

How about Gordon saying "All of you, come here."

@simplyjanay6272 3 жыл бұрын

@2:50 Nobody: *enter the world's loudest mf cart*

@FrizzlyX 11 ай бұрын

Nah bro that's my shopping cart at every walmart

@mars_leader2828 3 жыл бұрын

I love how nice Gordon is to the waitresses and I love how this is turning into memes

@charliebatcup7698 3 жыл бұрын

I love how so many of us are here watching clips of episodes we’ve already seen a thousand times before, of a show that finished years ago, and it’s still as good as the first time.

@red.4712 3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@angelicbby99 3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭couldn’t have said it better lmaoo

@stefanq5547 3 жыл бұрын

hahahaha im still here bro xD

@caboose22320 3 жыл бұрын

I’m a simple man, I see a meme on official Gordon Ramsey, I click

@helenoftroy6265 3 жыл бұрын

Yep, ive watched every episode about 10 times and I still cringe from second hand embarrassment like im watching it for the first time.

@Erased_in_Space 3 жыл бұрын

damn imagine what this guy will tell his grandkids “i ran the most esteemed meme channels on the internet”

@joemiller843 3 жыл бұрын

I bet it's a girl

@angelicbby99 3 жыл бұрын

@@joemiller843 I think that too! Whoever it is they’re clever as fuck & pass the vibe check. 😭🤣

@ondank 2 жыл бұрын

I am waiting for the video " 5 restaurants that PROVE we are living in the worst timeline ". Admin, don't let me down.

@jugularveins 3 жыл бұрын

of all the Kitchen Nightmares compilation videos I've watched, I've witnessed Ramsay's incredible calibre of witty one liners and jokes. But of all of them, "tiki platter, shitty platter" made me lose my shit.

@isoniazidsive 3 жыл бұрын

when the cook says: "Just send it out" Thats not good..

@zzoldd 3 жыл бұрын

When gordon enters ur restsurant with a whole fucking filming crew: not good

@sleepysleeper3485 3 жыл бұрын

It isn't good but at least the chef is being honest about the situation. There's no point for Ramsay to come over if you're just gonna sprinkle him with flowers while other guests get week old ribs.

@smilysht238 3 жыл бұрын

people call this guy an asshole for the way he talks to people. I personally see a man who is passionate for what he does and expects certain level of competency for those who claim the same

@pabloborquez8907 3 жыл бұрын

YES this is what I think too 😃😄😄😄

@NewYorxer 2 жыл бұрын

He's not mean, he's brutally honest.

@jessyruel3006 2 жыл бұрын

those fuckers need to be shaken up so they stop serving us crap and charge us 100$ for it goddammit ! i'm so pissed off when i see shit like this !! Funny enough, we don't get any of those shit restaurants here in Quebec, people are actually proud of what they are makin here...

@Wankilgaming 2 жыл бұрын

YES! Why should he sugarcoat the fact that those so-called "chefs" serve shitty food that went bad ages ago to oblivious customers, and get PAID for it.

@MrBanksLP 2 жыл бұрын

You can be both tho😁

@colintang3910 3 жыл бұрын

seriously, whomever is running this channel, you have a special place in all of our hearts! you are AMAZING, I cant approve like Gordan can, but I absolutely LOVE the content!

@bubgameslover1811 2 жыл бұрын

Gordan: and the freshest thing in this kitchen is that pigeon. Pigeon: thank you chef

@themonopolyguy4365 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone in the studio must have laughed their ass off at the end when he chewed everyone out and then the door didn’t push in

@DAKRAB 3 жыл бұрын

@SANTHOSH G you're a disgrace to your culture

@jeffsullivan2044 3 жыл бұрын

@SANTHOSH G No matter how hard some people try, they just. CANT get a life!!!( You get what I'm saying ?)

@kategranger9353 3 жыл бұрын

@@DAKRAB That's going too far. This person is rudely advertising stuff, but don't lower yourself to their level.

@kategranger9353 3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffsullivan2044 That's going too far. This person is rudely advertising stuff, but don't lower yourself to their level.

@remial2835 3 жыл бұрын

@tired af that's really sad. I'm sorry to hear that

@danjay489 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon Ramsay really out here telling the KZfaq Channel Manager "I got 22 restaurants to run, you've got creative freedom" and this man RAN with it

@masonstubbs2075 3 жыл бұрын

I love it so much

@cindervee478 3 жыл бұрын

He didn't just run with it, he sprinted a marathon with it

@garbagetm1620 3 жыл бұрын

@@cindervee478 not just one marathon, this man turned into a triathlon champion with the way he’s running with creative license

@tonialice7133 3 жыл бұрын

how do you know it's a guy tho

@benjboiplays5403 3 жыл бұрын

@@tonialice7133 exactly this is 2021 so how dare they assume the gender of the Kitchen Nightmares Channel Manager

@nidhalsormali3051 3 жыл бұрын

3:20 Poor gordon looks like a lost child in a super market lmao

@noname-fo3im 3 жыл бұрын

when he says “ i wish that wos fockin bazil “ 😭😭😭 i died

@alexismorningstar5832 3 жыл бұрын

I want to drink every time I see Gordan lose his mind... unfortunately, I don’t want alcohol poisoning

@coffingxrl 3 жыл бұрын

take a hit

@sirquagsire971 3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately?

@lucien_leon 3 жыл бұрын

the title, the thumbnail, the description *LMAO*

@nyxs_time_alone 3 жыл бұрын

The pigeon has blash on its cheeks and the description is a complete masterpiece 😂

@Pretty_bl00m 3 жыл бұрын

I felt bad for the old man on the first one 😭 He seems so nice and confident about his food

@bustinjieber6182 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like the person who runs this account probably is 19 I love it 😭😭

@samaroz6603 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon: Going off on how horribly they are running their place and ordering their food Pigeon: ✨vibin✨

@whatareyouthinking6021 3 жыл бұрын

Pigeon was owned by dababy, lesssss gooooo.

@johnnyaguilar4296 3 жыл бұрын

“The freshest thing in this kitchen is that pigeon and he’s lucky he’s still alive” I almost died laughing by that

@DAKRAB 3 жыл бұрын

@Aru Palani shut up

@SpanishFly120 3 жыл бұрын

So did the pigeon when he tried to escape.

@navman101gaming 3 жыл бұрын

5:03 him saying ye makes me believe in humanity again only to remember these are actual restaurants

@atsuko9984 3 жыл бұрын

LMAOO THE THUMBNAIL WITH THE PIGEON BLUSHING IS HILARIOUS (and adorable lol)

@PhantomFelix211164 3 жыл бұрын

You know, this channel turned into a meme channel so gradually I didn't even notice.

@unnamedchannel1237 3 жыл бұрын

You F’n pidgin

@kay-dc8495 3 жыл бұрын

Kitchen Nightmares is one of the most entertaining shows, hands down

@kiryukazuma7960 3 жыл бұрын

Me who injured both of his arms:😢

@miyahhhh8433 3 жыл бұрын

You not wrong it's amazing!

@Pyrolol 3 жыл бұрын

Its probably one of the only shows I watch and enjoy lol

@themightybristolbomb 3 жыл бұрын

I absolutely cannot disagree

@everiz1360 3 жыл бұрын

Why don’t they make more?? I feel like they’d make a ton of money...

@dillybar6561 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine an alternate world where Chef Ramsey became hysterical rather than irate

@satireamme 3 жыл бұрын

*The person who makes the titles is* "The hero we needed" "Not the hero we deserved"

@conorkiddell9245 3 жыл бұрын

I know it's said every video, but the person in charge of this channel is a legend

@MikeHaywood 3 жыл бұрын

I put money on it being Tilly

@bageled_meme2690 3 жыл бұрын

Very tru

@andysux1 3 жыл бұрын

They need a raise

@EightySix86. 3 жыл бұрын

ItS StoLn YoU StoOlENn SomEOne ElSEs CoMmEnT!!1!1 😭😭😭

@swordiexd 3 жыл бұрын

@@MikeHaywood 100% I think its Tilly, but theres a good chance it could be Gordon himself. They have VERY similar personality

@zzakko3965 3 жыл бұрын

"he hated the food, and i have no idea why" *ribs cooked almost 2 weeks ago*

@faridahbakare9491 3 жыл бұрын

*4 days 🤣

@rogueywougey7545 3 жыл бұрын

@@faridahbakare9491 honestly shouldntve been either

@Bdub423 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought that was pretty dumb to send that out to a high class chef here to basically give you free clout if you do a decent job at doing your job lol

@NeonShadowsx 3 жыл бұрын

I love how little effort Gordon puts into his puns… and how much effort goes into these KZfaq titles

@FreddysFrets 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon's look of utter disgust and contempt @12:47 has got to be more cutting than any swear word he could hurl.

@Aaronjames2007 3 жыл бұрын

Something tells me whoever runs this channel has a sense of humor

@arjuns.3752 3 жыл бұрын

A great oneee

@Elsie-xu6ie 3 жыл бұрын

I'M TELLING YOU IT'S NINO! HE'S GOING TO PULL HIS PICTURES OUT TO PROVE IT TO US ONE DAY

@rain328 3 жыл бұрын

gordon: the only freshest thing in this kitchen is that pigeon!! pigeon: yes chef thank you che- wait what?!?

@nickmanzo8459 3 жыл бұрын

That’s the freshest squab I’ve ever seen.

@justpaul8264 3 жыл бұрын

I love how gordon tried going through a door but instead bonked his head at the end😂

@jallelharrell8808 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh the description for this vid is hilarious😂

@paul16451 3 жыл бұрын

What's scary is that some of the food will definitely have pigeon poop on it, and they won't even notice.

@grass7864 3 жыл бұрын

Why the fuck is there a pigeon there in the first place? 🤔

@Timeward76 3 жыл бұрын

@@grass7864 probably flew into a window and got stuck

@Nobody-im2jh 3 жыл бұрын

@@Timeward76 Nah, they just keep it as a pet lol.

@keinenbockmehr1749 3 жыл бұрын

I was eating ice cream once... In front of me a woman with Stracciatella ice... Standing under a tree... And no, she did NOT realize it until she took the bite. I have never ordered Stracciatella again since then!

@molinakoshy2713 3 жыл бұрын

@@keinenbockmehr1749 wait a bird pooped on it??

@mariexx__ 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that he always touches everything with his bare hands 😂

@notrealneverwas 3 жыл бұрын

He goes in on it like the butler in Scary Movie too.

@Nemaluk2005 3 жыл бұрын

true

@missinsuccessful 3 жыл бұрын

@Gajanan Gavli Omg, go somewhere else to promote the ads..

@mexa_t6534 3 жыл бұрын

I mean he is a chef, he's probably used to that. Besides, he even said it himself one, he always washes his hands when he's done.

@davidjones3165 3 жыл бұрын

All chefs do it

@idkanymore2522 3 жыл бұрын

“Ready for WHAT? Help me Michael!” 💀🤚🏽

@saikikusuo1789 3 жыл бұрын

The only fresh meat that I've seen in this show is that pigeon.

@2Shainzz 3 жыл бұрын

I always love how nice and polite Gordon is to the servers, he knows its not their fault

@nyjahlove 3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@RedEyed2012 3 жыл бұрын

I hate servers. They add NOTHING to the enjoyment of a meal. I would rather give my order directly to the kitchen and pick it up from the chef than wait, wait, wait for some food cheerleader to decide to serve me.

@ghostghost4895 3 жыл бұрын

@@RedEyed2012 damn okay, Karen

@LlamaWarriorMan 3 жыл бұрын

@@RedEyed2012 You probably shouldn't go to restaurants, since they're kind of part of that experience.

@emm3lli 3 жыл бұрын

@@RedEyed2012 uhhh sounds like a only you problem

@TrueBrit1 3 жыл бұрын

When Gordon starts looking in your fridge and freezer, the only thing to do is to immediately retire to your office with a bottle of whiskey and a pistol, locking the door behind you.

@crypto9776 3 жыл бұрын

Tbh

@crowvow 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon is always nice to the waiters/waitresses. He knows how hard their jobs are, and he can respect them.

@SirPrizeMF 3 жыл бұрын

'I wanted to make sure I was ready' For what, a nuclear holocaust?

@pjay3586 3 жыл бұрын

I feeling so bad for the tsunami steak guy. He seemed like nice guy and he was so proud of his idea but it was so bad 😣

@hermanmunster3358 3 жыл бұрын

He used to be a roofer! 10/10 for conceptual realism and SHOWMANSHIP, 5/10 for implementation.

@blossombubblebuttercup9982 3 жыл бұрын

I actually pretty like his idea😂

@pjay3586 3 жыл бұрын

@@blossombubblebuttercup9982 yes, if that was me I would’ve been entertained Lol

@krombopulosmichael2186 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe if he used it to pour like a great gravy sauce they make, that would’ve been good

@jessyruel3006 2 жыл бұрын

@@hermanmunster3358 ahahah i just killed me !!

@pepsiisbetterthancoke6283 3 жыл бұрын

Someone give the guy who runs this account a raise.

@alyssamarquez6562 3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@conorhennessy4823 3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist, Gordon runs it himself...

@DenitoX7 3 жыл бұрын

Bro someone says that every video

@SkyrimSoldier 3 жыл бұрын

Nice try guy that runs this account

@marvinrsbm2246 3 жыл бұрын

just reheating content that was made years ago in a microwave and just slapping another title on it with barely any editing , damn wish every job was that simple

@YungMeech313 3 жыл бұрын

"Freshest thing in this kitchen is that pigeon flying around" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Gordon man

@brianpan6453 3 жыл бұрын

Gordon: "Look at the color of this chicken. Green and stinking." Cook: "On the bright side, at least if I drop it on the floor, I don't put it back in the pan. " 😃

@lotussolo7695 3 жыл бұрын

Every time I see the scene “What is that? A fucking pidgin” I kill myself of laughter

@muzinhiphop7591 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@24chibimanga 3 жыл бұрын

I really feel like this was just an abandoned acct but someone on the marketing team refused to let it die so they just let them take over the whole account.

@James.E90 3 жыл бұрын

I’m not complaining

@andrewreeds1524 3 жыл бұрын

But I can tell u one thing. They're doing a BLOODY good job at it.