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Monday Morning Podcast 4-29-24 | Bill Burr
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Күн бұрынBill rambles about putting, looking for photos on his phone, and the news.
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@VenicePsychic 3 ай бұрын
Hats off to the Tooth Gladiator dad. What a great letter!
@markmurphy7427 3 ай бұрын
Happy Billmore ⛳️
@deanwalker7216 3 ай бұрын
I swear to … the higher power…. that this was one of the best podcasts i’ve ever heard. The truth in the voice. Comes thru.
@scottmiles2275 3 ай бұрын
The advice given at 40:30 is going to be a game-changer for my life.
@dime1012 3 ай бұрын
Bill droppin some absolute GEMS on our melons the last 15 minutes 💯
@ItsAllinTheDetails1 3 ай бұрын
Bill’s female impersonations are gold😂😂😂keep it up
@nohatersallowd5709 3 ай бұрын
My thoughts also! 😂
@OldSkullInn 3 ай бұрын
Holy damn. Billy Boy, reading dude's letter made me cry. Tooth Gladiator is a badass. Please tell me he drives a diesel truck, like a F-450 or some magnificent burning beast of iron that blasts old Metallica. You, Single Dad of Three, You're a badass.
@Austin6403 3 ай бұрын
🫡🫡🫡
@waveedavee 3 ай бұрын
Seen the show in sunday night in Phoenix. In tears the whole time 😭
@williammayer7199 3 ай бұрын
Haven’t seen Billie Red Sox since 2016….need to get tickets next time he’s here ❤❤❤❤
@deadraider420 3 ай бұрын
Hey Ol Billy Bats knocking them out of the park heeere. Thanks for the podcast Bill
@deanwalker7216 3 ай бұрын
Pure F’ing genius. I laughed entire time.
@Ayelord_khory 3 ай бұрын
Ol Billy we out here
@Jedi_trey 3 ай бұрын
Run for office burr, any party, you’d have my vote
@ncode03 3 ай бұрын
Yea no. The second Bill get into politics, that's the end of his career. If goes left, majority of his audience will abandon him because most of his fans are conservatives and the other half of liberals will not be able to sustain his career, just as how they did to big franchises they have taken over.if he goes right, while more will still like him but the left will spend their entire life dedicated to cancelling him
@emerraldx 3 ай бұрын
Forward Party advocating for common sense and Ranked Choice Voting w/open primaries to get us out of this two party system of the extremes 🧢
@user-dv3bb9zi4q 3 ай бұрын
Don't forget Krampus .. ol' billy red face
@zvalera 3 ай бұрын
"We'll give you 700 hundred dollars in 40 years" 🤣
@lukealdrich4780 3 ай бұрын
Sunday night was amazing bill! Thanks 🙏🏼
@alanfike 3 ай бұрын
We hear so much about how corrupt unions were but ignore the corruption that lead to unions being formed to begin with.
@spinxtercell 3 ай бұрын
I was at the show sunday billy boi
@songster7 3 ай бұрын
Perfect comment about N'Yawkahs!
@deanwalker7216 3 ай бұрын
Was at the Bowl last night w 1 of my sons…have never laughed harder.
@deanickes6124 3 ай бұрын
Thanks for the Laughs ,I sure needed that
@deanwalker7216 3 ай бұрын
So correct about politicians…. keeps getting better and you’re just yapp’n.
@deanwalker7216 3 ай бұрын
Glad someone got what i said. Thought it was a great podcast that kept getting better …And it’s just Bill, talkin.
@SpaceJoke 3 ай бұрын
Bill Burr for president
@wendymariep2580 3 ай бұрын
Luv ya man
@provlaxswag 3 ай бұрын
Time to go on a walk, thanks Bill!
@dirkdarwin2571 3 ай бұрын
Ol' Billy Swizzle Sticks!
@oldsmobilethompson1658 3 ай бұрын
Billiam, sometimes we have dreams so that they don't manifest. You may have dreamt of that situation with Janet Jackson to avoid finding yourself in time-traveling mishaps in the future/past.
@mystiedawndekrey6313 3 ай бұрын
I was told that there are 18 holes in golf because there were 18 shots in an old liquor bottle. 😂
@clevelandmaker386 3 ай бұрын
Ol Billy Dreammmweaver I know you could get me through the niiightt..
@MichaelDouglas-24 3 ай бұрын
Ii hereby cast my vote for Billy boi to be our voice as "centrists"😂
@angelaelliott2608 3 ай бұрын
Yay Bill!!!❤❤❤❤
@stdnt4eva 3 ай бұрын
Bill Almost said incenstary
@krmnych_backlog 3 ай бұрын
Love from Ukraine, my guy❤
@JeremiahDouglas 3 ай бұрын
In bill we trust!
@BobSoperJr 3 ай бұрын
Howdy folks! Bill your show in Portland was great 👍
@bizonc 3 ай бұрын
Wish I made it. Damn.
@wendymariep2580 3 ай бұрын
Billy we will pay you $300 if you let us buy you a drink my friend??
@alanfike 3 ай бұрын
Going with neutral energy in the face of rage is some smart stuff.
@wendymariep2580 3 ай бұрын
Any drink you want??
@ArtSurvivesArtist 3 ай бұрын
I spent, like an idiot, 20 years with a woman who would constantly overreact, and argue over the stupidest things. But then, we met in our teens. Thankfully my second wife is very evolved and level-headed.
@Cletus_the_Elder 3 ай бұрын
I was going to give unsolicited dream interpretation here, but then you anticipated all of the people who would be doing the same thing. Dang. That was a wah-waah cue to sit back and enjoy the rest of the podcast.
@ViewsFromTheDeathStar 3 ай бұрын
You really want him to know you didn’t like that huh 😂😂😂
@BoxingGOATEdits 3 ай бұрын
Bill rejects all claims made with authority, unless it's him making the claims or a professional in that field
@nateypoo 3 ай бұрын
Billy Baseballs should check out Japanese and Korean baseball!
@songster7 3 ай бұрын
Good comment about how there are TWO bubbles to walk away from
@brutaldomcom 3 ай бұрын
“Nobody remembers a team losing in the first round.” Bill…we will ALWAYS remember Boston losing in the first round after breaking the record for wins AND points
@BlizzardDaPup777 3 ай бұрын
Hey bill!
@mr.christopher8671 3 ай бұрын
The game of golf is played within the 5 to 6 inches between your ears. - Bobby Jones. Grip it & rip it Billy the orange golden bear!
@StrykezMan09 3 ай бұрын
48:10
@LL_SHAWN_P 3 ай бұрын
Where is the tooth fairy when I got my wisdom teeth polled? I wish the tooth fairy was real because maybe she could help out with my root canal
@Dr650rob 3 ай бұрын
Ol doctor guardian cap
@echoehope 3 ай бұрын
youre recording in pheonix? why does it even sound hot in the audio? lol dense air
@ItsANiceDayAlways 3 ай бұрын
Going great Billy, and how's things in your fuckehhhhn neighbourhood Mr Burr?😂
@deanickes6124 3 ай бұрын
Yes Sir
@andrewschneider7976 3 ай бұрын
Women: It's like dismantling a bomb. THAT belongs on T shirts and bumper stickers across the planet!
@criscomorees9079 3 ай бұрын
Yes sir!!! Needed this.
@mellowfellow6816 3 ай бұрын
Ol Billy Dreamuh
@AggressiveNugget 3 ай бұрын
Ole Baby Batter Billy
@user-ti8sf2qw2f 3 ай бұрын
Hi Bill. Your on autopilot. Don't fall asleep.
@darkonation 3 ай бұрын
🤘
@cjthrill 3 ай бұрын
It was great having you in Phoenix this week, Bill! Hope to see you again real soon and, have a great show at the Bowl!
@sarahtrstr712 3 ай бұрын
YOU definitely need to come to the Quad Cities!!
@warreng.1939 3 ай бұрын
After the Tigers won it in '84 everybody said fock baseball
@haseebk03 3 ай бұрын
Billy Boyy!
@sidesalad7864 3 ай бұрын
OMG are you supposed to be a Kennedy on Unfrosted? I barley recognized you!
@frisonfilms9034 3 ай бұрын
Golf analogy is hilarious!
@THR33_Dizzle 3 ай бұрын
and ol Billy Booze Brain doesn't know that 18 holes is from an alcoholic. It took him 18 holes before his pint would be dry, so 18 holes was standardized. lol
@michaelbenson9518 3 ай бұрын
That is a long debunked myth.
@THR33_Dizzle 3 ай бұрын
@@michaelbenson9518 peyton manning said it, so it must be true, lol
@Oakland4Ever 3 ай бұрын
That MLB app is the greatest especially being able to check out any game and listen or watch it. Keep up the great fuckin work brother and Go Bruins up 3-1 and hopefully closing it out tonight. And don’t forget to look both ways before you go fuck yourself🤣😂
@dingoog1 3 ай бұрын
Take DHEA for memory. Don't forget American Joe Roberts has raked three podiums in Moto2!! Watch moto2 also Billy boy
@nathanmckerrow9059 3 ай бұрын
Numbers are way down, I want to talk about why.
@deanwalker7216 3 ай бұрын
Killin me on the golf. I like the guys who forgot they hit 2 OB and say “par”.
@deanwalker7216 3 ай бұрын
Or the MFers that pretend they are making sure it’s their ball and improve their lie/lye?? Whatever. Then ask for money at the 19th cuz they shot better. Bro !!? That’s a 2 shot penalty. Every time.
@theboyjc9740 3 ай бұрын
Anyone else notice within the political write in this week, the writer started off by saying his dad brings his Maga friends over to drink and raise hell, but then switches over to fox to yell at the TV? Am I crazy or is this guy intimation that he's playing both sides? Or did the writer simply "get" Bill without him noticing? 😂
@TheDevilofDallas666 3 ай бұрын
MMA and most if not all martial arts have lower brain injury risk than American Football. It’s a unique situation to that sport.
@dohnjoe4516 3 ай бұрын
Pro tip: don't give Bill advice on anything. Even if you're right, he's gonna get mad at you 😂
@georgezuniga6298 3 ай бұрын
Shoulda had another Arnold Palmer Bill.
@deanwalker7216 3 ай бұрын
I’ll be at Hollywood Bowl. Friday night w one of my sons. Can’t wait. ✌️
@lanceprzybyla7662 3 ай бұрын
23...😅🎉😂
@_Desiree_ 3 ай бұрын
7:03 😂😂😂😂❤
@cledesma135 3 ай бұрын
Love the golf talk
@Gakamaloo 3 ай бұрын
Billy Red Nuts!
@rossw5576 3 ай бұрын
Billy chip shot!
@anthonysmeltink8412 3 ай бұрын
I just watched the episode of Crashing with Bill Burr and he putts in it the exact way he describes it on the pod.
@deanickes6124 3 ай бұрын
oh no but it happens
@bizonc 3 ай бұрын
Not many comments
@AdamGenes 3 ай бұрын
I saw the picture Bill looks like Payne Stewart😂😂👍🎩👌
@jefflopresti5131 3 ай бұрын
Good podcast. Love hearing Bill interview himself.😆
@g1oomer 3 ай бұрын
Ol Billy Burrito 🌯
@JamesGormleyMusic 3 ай бұрын
Billy bagpipes
@dallassylvestre8155 3 ай бұрын
Don’t you just hate Oprah
@nyambe 3 ай бұрын
Also, rugby players run all over the field so they are a lot lighter.
@Scottaaa 3 ай бұрын
Shes not important enough to remember leave her
@kaykath4575 3 ай бұрын
❤😂❤
@christopherallen9580 3 ай бұрын
what election?
@JosephSchumaker 3 ай бұрын
Mr burr thank you
@stevenprice576 3 ай бұрын
Yup I’d have my own body cam for everyday and I’d never be alone with a student without a camera . Kinda d gets bad grade and they say stuff about you because pissed off scary . I’m sure there pedo’s out there but scary times for teachers
@rambleonros 3 ай бұрын
the NFL should go back to Leather helmets. seriously think about how it would actually be safer
@erikaLS305 3 ай бұрын
Who the hell is "Billy"? His name is Bill.
@FuckGoogle2 3 ай бұрын
William.
@briano6115 3 ай бұрын
COLD BEER !!!!
@Spractral 3 ай бұрын
Im cooked
@guyg2005 3 ай бұрын
Amen to not watching the NFL draft. Half the players will be traded again before the season starts.
@UncleBuZ 3 ай бұрын
The world is getting to the point where you're gonna need that choppa Ol Billy boy.
@echoehope 3 ай бұрын
54:19 you gave the beset relationship advice. I'm a woman and I approve lol
@sherryhoward2481 3 ай бұрын
OMG Billie never will play GOLF now golfing.
@outlaw42001 3 ай бұрын
Instagram algorithm literally prioritizes the negative comments because they get the most engagement. There are people posting positive things, Meta just buries them though. :\