Monty Python - Funniest Joke in the World

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Weidmoo

12 жыл бұрын

The Funniest Joke in the World skit from The Flying Circus
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@theduke7539
@theduke7539 5 жыл бұрын
For all the German speakers saying this is just gibberish. The joke as said in this documentary is written so that the true joke could not be determined so as to prevent an accidental release of the fatal comedy.
@benhudman7911
@benhudman7911 11 ай бұрын
Excellent thinking?!
@surfdocer103
@surfdocer103 11 ай бұрын
Well done
@1960dave1960
@1960dave1960 11 ай бұрын
Good thinking….don’t want any of our Germanic friends being mortally wounded by this joke….🫡
@blairshort1098
@blairshort1098 10 ай бұрын
But if you substitute the third word to the.. haha hahahahaaaaa..... 💀
@valerietaylor9615
@valerietaylor9615 9 ай бұрын
Of course.
@ericjamieson
@ericjamieson 5 жыл бұрын
I love how they don't bother at all to make the initial parts of the sketch look like the 1940s, and then suddenly it's WWII.
@jakobfromthefence
@jakobfromthefence 11 ай бұрын
Indeed. The reporter did indeed appear rather late 70’.
@HansDelbruck53
@HansDelbruck53 11 ай бұрын
@@jakobfromthefence '70
@FenceThis
@FenceThis 10 ай бұрын
1969
@spaceace1006
@spaceace1006 8 ай бұрын
Fence: This is from the very 1st MPFC to be broadcast in the UK, right? And you're correct! 1969!!🖖
@dragoncubes1074
@dragoncubes1074 7 ай бұрын
And the English translation is in 1942, before the end of the war. Very silly indeed.....
@pflernak
@pflernak 6 жыл бұрын
Let us have a moment of silence for all the Google translators that have fallen victim to this killer joke.
@whiterunsteward7477
@whiterunsteward7477 5 жыл бұрын
*F*
@TORQ-1
@TORQ-1 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, the translators lived because google died before it could translate itself.
@kasnijhuis676
@kasnijhuis676 5 жыл бұрын
Nah the translator doesn't work. Google even dies.
@Kat.Evangeline
@Kat.Evangeline 4 ай бұрын
Jokes are now censored For your protection ! From the Government who cares so much
@Maggalo4lyfe
@Maggalo4lyfe 6 жыл бұрын
"In 1945, peace broke out." LMAO
@redjive_industries3760
@redjive_industries3760 6 жыл бұрын
Derek Bateman "60000 times as powerful as Britains Great Pre-War Joke" ~footage of Chamberlain's 'Peace in our time' speech 2 years before the war~ Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287
@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287 5 жыл бұрын
@Brian Loughran Just in case you're serious...They are saying it like you would say a war had started but it's peace, the opposite of what you'd expect, so it's funny. The speech was about a promise/expectation of peace that was given right before ww2 broke out. Contradiction from what is expected creates irony which is funny. They are satirizing the political speech by calling it the prewar joke. I hope I didn't explain away the joke for you or insult your intelligence.
@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287
@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287 5 жыл бұрын
@Brian Loughran It's fine to have missed the joke as long as you get it in retrospect. It was a subtle sassy comment like a lot of British humor. But, it can be fun to watch. Monty Python jokes are often dull and tedious, but they do have a lot of good ones. I recommend Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the Ending scene of The Life of Brian. The life of Brian isn't that great, but the guy who avoids getting on a cross and the absurd ending of Brian's awful life both amuse me. I won't spoil it if you haven't seen it.
@pwnmeisterage
@pwnmeisterage 5 жыл бұрын
Peace broke out. If only peace had been averted.
@maldito70tagabukid22
@maldito70tagabukid22 5 жыл бұрын
"War negotiations failed and peace broke out."
@peterolsen9131
@peterolsen9131 10 ай бұрын
the fact that the joke had to be compartmentalized because it was too dangerous is next level funny and genius
@JordanVanRyn
@JordanVanRyn 10 ай бұрын
My Grandpa used to hear this joke back when he was fighting in Dunkirk back in WWII. He fortunately survived but he had PTSD and spent the rest of his life getting flashbacks of soldiers dying laughing with painful smiles on their faces. He was in so much pain. Fortunately he passed away peacefully with a chuckle.
@joaolucasfraga9147
@joaolucasfraga9147 5 ай бұрын
Wait, if your grandfather was on the RECEIVING END of the joke, I mean...
@xbqchm
@xbqchm 6 жыл бұрын
"Britain's great pre-war joke" literally killed me.
@FosterZygote
@FosterZygote 6 жыл бұрын
That's definitely one of those things where it helps to know history.
@Realkeepa-et9vo
@Realkeepa-et9vo 6 жыл бұрын
Was that Camberlain?
@pieterfischer9638
@pieterfischer9638 6 жыл бұрын
Yes it was.... with his famous quote: "We finally have peace in our time."
@barscus
@barscus 6 жыл бұрын
I think you mean figuratively..
@xbqchm
@xbqchm 6 жыл бұрын
+Turd Brudevoll No. When I write "literally" I literally mean it literally.
@WeROnRWayBack
@WeROnRWayBack 6 жыл бұрын
I am a German. So if you really want to know the genuine translation of what the joke is, here goes: "What do you call a man who. .. ha ..haha..hahahaha...hahahaha......ahhahaha .... urgh!!" Thud.
@eliasmg9144
@eliasmg9144 6 жыл бұрын
O M G UrKiddin ZATS NOT FUNNY!!!!
@Onemadgnome-yy1vs
@Onemadgnome-yy1vs 5 жыл бұрын
Poor boy... should have read the warning label first ! RIP
@mccrorygarrett7967
@mccrorygarrett7967 5 жыл бұрын
I have a serious form of depression that makes me so sad that nothing can make me la- *Hears the joke* HAHAHAHAHA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HA HAHA O-OOOH GOD HAHAHAHAHA HA HAHA HA HA HAA- Thud
@Mdmelastrange
@Mdmelastrange 5 жыл бұрын
A moment of silence for our fallen KZfaq comrade
@Annymus-ed2hf
@Annymus-ed2hf 5 жыл бұрын
u know how i know that its fake? you wouldve died after hearing the joke, not trynna reexplain it it goes something along the line of T
@bazilwreckerloughead
@bazilwreckerloughead 6 жыл бұрын
Monty Python; they took ideas that were really stupid & made them REALLY funny! PURE GENIUS!
@johnbreitmeier3268
@johnbreitmeier3268 11 ай бұрын
And even stupider, which was funny!
@balyeet6479
@balyeet6479 5 жыл бұрын
the best part of the killer joke is the _execution_
@chigeryelam4061
@chigeryelam4061 6 жыл бұрын
A German once told me a joke: "Q. What are the two shortest books in the world? A. The book of Italian war heroes and the British cook book." I replied "You're telling the joke wrong, these are the three shortest books in the world: the book of Italian war heroes, the British cook book and the German joke book." He didn't get it.
@constantinosschinas4503
@constantinosschinas4503 6 жыл бұрын
Chiger Yelam by biggest love fell for me because of a joke she didn't get.
@Callsign_Prophet
@Callsign_Prophet 5 жыл бұрын
A real short book in America is the book of fucks given
@rowanwinston1997
@rowanwinston1997 5 жыл бұрын
You are forgetting the Jewish athlete book.
@keptinkaos6384
@keptinkaos6384 5 жыл бұрын
@@Callsign_Prophet or the longest Most People Fucked Over
@panzerjagertigerpelefant
@panzerjagertigerpelefant 5 жыл бұрын
The real shortest book, is France and it's War Victories.
@jonhowell5014
@jonhowell5014 8 ай бұрын
Monty Python were the kings of mixing slapstick with multilayered intellectual dry humor. I've watched this sketch maybe 10 times over the years, and I'm still finding little bits that I didn't "get" before. Genius.
@preppersintent
@preppersintent 6 жыл бұрын
The illiterate and deaf shall inherit the earth?
@jantjarks7946
@jantjarks7946 6 жыл бұрын
Nah, the blind, they can't read it.
@ozzi189
@ozzi189 6 жыл бұрын
What about deaf blind mutus who are also quadruple amputees
@exerberus2316
@exerberus2316 5 жыл бұрын
And the blind shall inherit the earth
@a_waltzing_matilda5735
@a_waltzing_matilda5735 5 жыл бұрын
But not its mineral rights
@IvanisIvan
@IvanisIvan 5 жыл бұрын
isn't that a quote from the bible?
@HORRIOR1
@HORRIOR1 6 жыл бұрын
When the joke was translated to Finnish, a slight chuckle was heard.
@merkkar1
@merkkar1 5 жыл бұрын
Have they ever translated it in finnish
@edgeofforever7720
@edgeofforever7720 5 жыл бұрын
@@merkkar1 I think they started....but they never Finnished
@edgeofforever7720
@edgeofforever7720 5 жыл бұрын
@@BloodInTheStrawberries How swedish of you.
@bizarreworld2510
@bizarreworld2510 5 жыл бұрын
And then the sound of a body falling was heard right after
@edgeofforever7720
@edgeofforever7720 5 жыл бұрын
@@BloodInTheStrawberries .....now I want to Ikea myself.
@lusbox4724
@lusbox4724 6 жыл бұрын
This is not the funniest joke in the world, this is just a tribute.
@farhat4937
@farhat4937 2 ай бұрын
I wish you were there, just a matter of opinion
@DarkSol16
@DarkSol16 5 жыл бұрын
The joke being used in warfare was essentially soldiers reciting a magical incantation that can instantly kill someone.
@sbilldmilk
@sbilldmilk 3 ай бұрын
I cast Tasha's Hideous Laughter
@grahamnombit3024
@grahamnombit3024 2 ай бұрын
power word kill
@Shammytheshamshield
@Shammytheshamshield 5 жыл бұрын
British troops running through the woods chasing germans with papers reading to them is my aesthetic
@summermartin4242
@summermartin4242 5 жыл бұрын
This is genius because people just wanna know what the joke is. It’s such a simple concept but so smart. It leaves everyone so curious
@GalileoAV
@GalileoAV 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking god. This is amazing. The joke in German is "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput" When you put it into google translate it returns [FATAL ERROR]. Get it? FATAL error? Even google dies when you try. It's an actual google Easter egg. That's fucking amazing.
@JaAiden
@JaAiden 6 жыл бұрын
For those who want the joke spoiled for them.................. it's German-sounding gibberish. It doesn't mean anything.
@LuuxanCreosai
@LuuxanCreosai 6 жыл бұрын
Holy s**t your right
@prawnking79
@prawnking79 6 жыл бұрын
Galileo Gaming you do know the internet wasn’t a thing when this was made, this was made in the early 70’s
@KevinTheRheaFromHell
@KevinTheRheaFromHell 6 жыл бұрын
Ryann Breen look it up, its real
@stefan1924
@stefan1924 6 жыл бұрын
This is awesome
@siva2727
@siva2727 6 жыл бұрын
The Killing Joke
@aibpresto
@aibpresto 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the name of a band?
@user-tu3it5ct1z
@user-tu3it5ct1z 5 жыл бұрын
R/wooooosh Edit: yeah but also a batman movie
@aibpresto
@aibpresto 5 жыл бұрын
MCPE grejer Yeah, alright 😂 Damn, that's the first time I've ever been wooshed
@yasukeg4202
@yasukeg4202 5 жыл бұрын
Nah just deadpool 😎
@PineappleDevourer
@PineappleDevourer 5 жыл бұрын
Batman reference niggas
@lobmin
@lobmin 5 жыл бұрын
They made an elaborate 10 minute sketch out of a simple concept
@W00ge
@W00ge 6 жыл бұрын
A weapon that only works on people that speak a certain language? Hideo Kojima, did you do this!?
@setsers1
@setsers1 5 жыл бұрын
😆
@nawedex8150
@nawedex8150 5 жыл бұрын
So glad I played that game.
@dormghost
@dormghost 5 жыл бұрын
Woah mind blown. Its the German strain!
@oliveleaf7376
@oliveleaf7376 10 ай бұрын
I was thinking Neal Stephenson. Now I'm wondering if Mr. Kojima has read or met with Mr. Stephenson at all
@-solidsnake-
@-solidsnake- 5 ай бұрын
Kept you waiting huh?
@jojofire12
@jojofire12 6 жыл бұрын
And thus the scp foundation was started...
@moktadir4
@moktadir4 5 жыл бұрын
@Jugo 682 would either choose to not find it funny or figure out a way to not hear it
@ArwelMurray
@ArwelMurray 5 жыл бұрын
@@moktadir4 nah scp 682 will just die nothing can withstand the joke... Not even the deaf
@JeffarryLounder
@JeffarryLounder 5 жыл бұрын
@@ArwelMurray Pretty sure it was on paper, aswell.
@sixbytes6362
@sixbytes6362 5 жыл бұрын
I thought SCP would be brought to this
@jugsofoptimism3109
@jugsofoptimism3109 5 жыл бұрын
jojofire12 The real SCP 0001
@fredbloggs7131
@fredbloggs7131 6 жыл бұрын
It's a little ironic that the Pythons had a friendly rivalry with the Goodies who actually had someone die laughing at one of their jokes.
@muskokamike127
@muskokamike127 6 жыл бұрын
I think that's where the skit came from......
@TTTristan1
@TTTristan1 6 жыл бұрын
Wait seriously? Wow
@drinks1019
@drinks1019 6 жыл бұрын
A little IRONIC!!!!!! Duh duh daaaaaaaa!!!!
@666HeroHero
@666HeroHero 6 жыл бұрын
I don't see anything ironic about it? Seems more like a "fun fact" thing.
@jebedia7
@jebedia7 6 жыл бұрын
On 24 March 1975, Alex Mitchell, from King's Lynn, England, died laughing while watching the "Kung Fu Kapers" episode of The Goodies, featuring a kilt-clad Scotsman with his bagpipes battling a master of the Lancastrian martial art "Eckythump", who was armed with a black pudding. After 25 minutes of continuous laughter, Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and died from heart failure. His widow later sent The Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mitchell's final moments of life so pleasant.[16][17][18][19][20] Diagnosis of his granddaughter in 2012 of having the inheritable long QT syndrome (a heart rhythm abnormality) suggests that Mitchell may have died of a cardiac arrest caused by the same condition. wikipedia but still fun fact xD
@DerAstrophysikerr
@DerAstrophysikerr 9 жыл бұрын
At least they died with a laugh on their face lol...
@IIDEADBIRDII
@IIDEADBIRDII 6 жыл бұрын
Smile*
@jasper677
@jasper677 6 жыл бұрын
How many translators died, translating this word per word but always dying upon understanding
@eliasmg9144
@eliasmg9144 6 жыл бұрын
Jasper One saw two words of the joke, spent several weeks on the hospital. Apart from that, things went pretty great
@fba90130
@fba90130 6 жыл бұрын
The original Death Note.....
@fba90130
@fba90130 6 жыл бұрын
How cute my very own troll. A comment is never great until it attracts a troll or two.
@lordofthepage845
@lordofthepage845 5 жыл бұрын
Hehehe zat was funny my nefroin
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 11 ай бұрын
Imagine Light Yagami actually sending letters containing this joke to all the convicted criminals written on a self-destructing paper so that it can essentially been read only once...
@arkdecanine5782
@arkdecanine5782 6 жыл бұрын
I heard part of that joke once. It put me in a coma for six months.
@lesterstickings1574
@lesterstickings1574 5 жыл бұрын
Just classic. The Pythons were at the top of their game at this time. Sheer genius!
@bluebear1985
@bluebear1985 8 ай бұрын
And this was from the first episode of the series. A sign of greater things to come.
@BareBandSubscription
@BareBandSubscription 7 ай бұрын
Words cannot describe how much I love the typically chipper delivery of Eric Idle telling the German joke at 8:22
@mattkusluski5533
@mattkusluski5533 6 жыл бұрын
this should be an SCP
@JoseSantos-km6pe
@JoseSantos-km6pe 6 жыл бұрын
SCP 3427 Object Class: keter
@JoseSantos-km6pe
@JoseSantos-km6pe 6 жыл бұрын
good idea
@Xaxp
@Xaxp 6 жыл бұрын
Actually, this would be the PERFECT "weapon" for an SCP I'm trying to write.
@3Dusers
@3Dusers 6 жыл бұрын
Ikr thought of that too
@derptank3308
@derptank3308 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christo *SCP1944
@bietelesq.796
@bietelesq.796 5 жыл бұрын
The soldier's reaction at 3'38" is just so brilliant... that this is the fisrt time I notice how a red car that's definitely NOT from the WW2 era passes by behind him :-)
@reidthomas753
@reidthomas753 6 жыл бұрын
At least it wasn't the Spanish Inquisition, I wasn't expecting them!
@TXKafir
@TXKafir 6 жыл бұрын
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
@HPayne62
@HPayne62 6 жыл бұрын
reid thomas 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸✝✝✝
@firstnamelastname9824
@firstnamelastname9824 5 жыл бұрын
Not a soul expect. The spanish Inquisition lad
@franceshersey868
@franceshersey868 6 жыл бұрын
5:45 Just when the lad fell out of the tree... That made my day X,D Lmao
@asianbazian9444
@asianbazian9444 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@frostyvr9805
@frostyvr9805 5 жыл бұрын
If the joke didn’t kill him the fall did
@alkaholic4848
@alkaholic4848 5 жыл бұрын
Not only was I not expecting there to be a guy up a tree, but the timing and execution is perfect with the comedy laugh cut short by the "thud" at the bottom.
@GS-cs3qb
@GS-cs3qb 5 жыл бұрын
@@alkaholic4848 yes but it is still a scary weapon think about it
@ingloriousbasterd3067
@ingloriousbasterd3067 6 жыл бұрын
Easily one of Python's best and I especially liked the Chamberlin pre-war joke bit...perfection!:)
@voixmin
@voixmin 6 жыл бұрын
*The Joke* "My dog has no nose!" "How does it smell?" "Terrible!"
@dirkthedaring5131
@dirkthedaring5131 5 жыл бұрын
No that was the Nazi's attempt of making a lethal joke.
@dirkthedaring5131
@dirkthedaring5131 5 жыл бұрын
Jonah Wilson BUAAHAHAHA
@tmd63
@tmd63 5 жыл бұрын
"Mein Hund hat keine Nase!" "Wie riecht es?" "Furchtbar!"
@phoza6901
@phoza6901 5 жыл бұрын
Can confirm; I died from reading this
@Apollo_Vanron
@Apollo_Vanron 5 жыл бұрын
HA HA HA HER GER GER...
@WatcherMovie008
@WatcherMovie008 6 жыл бұрын
The guy laughing before he dies at the window still gets me xD
@MrTurbo_
@MrTurbo_ 5 жыл бұрын
"This joke is so good, i'm dead" for once literal
@RogueT-Rex8468
@RogueT-Rex8468 6 жыл бұрын
Joker would be proud.
@chmchn
@chmchn 6 жыл бұрын
Rogue T-Rex lol a Killing Joke reference. We're all proud of you
@roathrobin
@roathrobin 6 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@11Survivor
@11Survivor 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHURK *Dead*
@ninjamaster9094
@ninjamaster9094 6 жыл бұрын
There were two peanuts walking down the street, and one was assaulted. Peanut.
6 жыл бұрын
NinjaMaster909 no. One was a salted ....peanut.. tell it right..lol
@PilotGrapefruit
@PilotGrapefruit 5 жыл бұрын
This is at 8:50
@calcium_addict
@calcium_addict 5 жыл бұрын
Scp-173
@vasilstanev4234
@vasilstanev4234 5 жыл бұрын
Two surrealists walk into a bar. Fish.
@11Survivor
@11Survivor 5 жыл бұрын
-I shall crush cornflakes and murder muesli! -He's a *Cereal* killer!
@galfleming6770
@galfleming6770 5 жыл бұрын
The funniest joke I was ever told: Which American president is also a space weapon? Ronald Ray-gun
@nicholaspeters1400
@nicholaspeters1400 5 жыл бұрын
Sudden Violent Comedy is one of the most hilarious things I’ve heard today.
@Brandonhayhew
@Brandonhayhew 5 жыл бұрын
Monty Python jokes are still relevant in today's world.
@toddkurzbard
@toddkurzbard Жыл бұрын
My favorite Python sketch after "The Spanish Inquisition". What I never noticed until now, is how, starting at 7:46, you can see through the crack in the door, the German soldier balancing around waiting for his cue to burst through the door.
@ericward8459
@ericward8459 6 жыл бұрын
Can we just sit back and admire how well these guys did withe the costumes here? Spot on!
@stargarden2577
@stargarden2577 5 жыл бұрын
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!
@riprip5875
@riprip5875 5 жыл бұрын
This joke is drop dead hilarious
@michellecerioni4903
@michellecerioni4903 5 жыл бұрын
5:55 this may be the single funniest scene in any visual medium ive ever seen
@Mr.WellingtonVonDukeIII
@Mr.WellingtonVonDukeIII 6 жыл бұрын
Addendum, SCP Object Class: Decommissioned
@crazyfvck
@crazyfvck 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite Monty Python skits. Talk about a classic :)
@chapiit08
@chapiit08 6 жыл бұрын
In 1945 peace broke out...
@DontTalkShitAboutTotal
@DontTalkShitAboutTotal 6 жыл бұрын
'Five peanuts were walking down the strasse, when one was assaulted ... Peanut' 😂
@levoGAMES
@levoGAMES 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The joke is nowadays used as an encryption code in the windows file "system32". If you delete that file, the joke is decrypted and the computer can no longer function, because it has seen the joke.
@thetrollingpanda2790
@thetrollingpanda2790 6 жыл бұрын
Someone NEEDS to translate this, just to see what it says
@nickd.9955
@nickd.9955 6 жыл бұрын
The joke in German is "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!", which doesn't translate into English because many of the words in the sentence aren't actual words in German, like "Nunstück" and "Flipperwaldt". If you put the sentence in Google Translate, it will translate to "[FATAL ERROR]" which is most likely an intended easter egg.
@vvkth2500
@vvkth2500 6 жыл бұрын
man, that joke really is a killer
@Megaspartan23
@Megaspartan23 6 жыл бұрын
The joke needs to be translated into Arabic. That way Isis will be dealt with instantly.
@jackhughes1741
@jackhughes1741 6 жыл бұрын
otakuman23 Yes
@maksimusthedrummer6236
@maksimusthedrummer6236 6 жыл бұрын
otakuman23 I wish it would actually work
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 5 жыл бұрын
It's still hilarious how no-one thought to say to Chamberlain "For fuck's sake Neville, don't say that just in case"
@gilmouraes
@gilmouraes 4 ай бұрын
8:22 "we'll let you know" and then the shooting GETS ME EVERY TIME
@mcgiannak
@mcgiannak 9 ай бұрын
when the English are going to charge into the fight while reading the joke (instead of holding weapons) 😂😂😂😂
@davidca96
@davidca96 5 жыл бұрын
British have a great sense of humor haha, classics.
@MrFiddleedee
@MrFiddleedee 6 жыл бұрын
Monty Python, the origins of the dank hitler meme
@jamesgrey13
@jamesgrey13 6 жыл бұрын
As the most humorless man in the world, I was the only one able to survive the joke... I will now post it in the comments for everyone to read... **tries to recall the joke** Ha.... Haha... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!! HAAAAAAAAA!!! **dies**
@22DOMINOES22
@22DOMINOES22 6 жыл бұрын
I shall now offer an edit suggestion: update last line to **dies, nose tip falling onto reply button**
@allenstering2398
@allenstering2398 6 жыл бұрын
22DOMINOES22: Perhaps he was dictating...
@threedragonstalk2123
@threedragonstalk2123 6 жыл бұрын
You survived once, you shouldn't have tried your luck again
@youtubeenigma8316
@youtubeenigma8316 6 жыл бұрын
Tony James Gilpin this man was truly a survivor, he had the boringness of 2 men. We should all strive to be as boring as he was. Let this message not inspire you to be anything......meh later.
@alaeriia01
@alaeriia01 6 жыл бұрын
ZAT IST NOT FUNNY!
@canoerar393
@canoerar393 6 жыл бұрын
Wow. The comment's section had the good decency to not actually translate the joke. Fair play, guys.
@TsunaDragon2
@TsunaDragon2 6 жыл бұрын
Canoerar :D it doesn’t translate
@okruma625
@okruma625 6 жыл бұрын
It’s just random German sounding gibberish
@silentthunder3729
@silentthunder3729 6 жыл бұрын
Well everyone that could understand it died
@jugganaut33
@jugganaut33 6 жыл бұрын
It’s impossible to translate. Even google dies when you try.
@setsers1
@setsers1 5 жыл бұрын
😠FAIR PLAY MY ASS😆 Lol Jk
@perfectstrangers4031
@perfectstrangers4031 6 жыл бұрын
I told Chuck Norris this joke and he laughed then he killed me dead
@MrBlueSkyof1607
@MrBlueSkyof1607 6 ай бұрын
I was ALMOST close to finding out the real joke. I could've died laughing, but I didn't, more laughed in agony for a good two minutes. In case you're wondering... A man walks into a bar and sees a tiny man playing a piano; he asks the bartender "Where did you get him?" The bartender answers, "Oh, there's a genie in the back." The man quickly hurried to the back and said to the genie, "I'd like a million bucks!" All of a sudden, one million ducks quickly filled the bar. Very confused, the man asked the bartender what happened. He replied, "Oh, he's slightly deaf. Did you really think I wanted an 8-inch pianist?"
@AbrasiousProductions
@AbrasiousProductions Ай бұрын
that's hilarious🤣
@13thvarebel16
@13thvarebel16 6 жыл бұрын
If jokes were weapons of war, Monty Python would have the ultimate arsenal
@npc1238
@npc1238 6 жыл бұрын
The joke? The Aristocrats.
@theduke7539
@theduke7539 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe they changed the the joke so you couldnt translate it into the real thing, never allowing the joke to be told again
@setsers1
@setsers1 5 жыл бұрын
Wtf XD
@PRubin-rh4sr
@PRubin-rh4sr 5 жыл бұрын
the gibberish is not the real joke! It was lost unless they dig out the grave!
@stu2427
@stu2427 9 ай бұрын
True geniuses nothing comes close to this humour nowadays
@elsholz2365
@elsholz2365 5 жыл бұрын
they really killed it
@idontknowwhatiamdoinganymo1615
@idontknowwhatiamdoinganymo1615 6 жыл бұрын
This is better than Battlefield V.
@flipperf6484
@flipperf6484 5 ай бұрын
'I'll only give you...name...rank...and why did the chicken cross the road " 😂
@williek08472
@williek08472 9 ай бұрын
My favorite part is 5:55 to 6:14. Such great cinematography for what amounts to soldiers telling the enemy a joke.
@hossesarse
@hossesarse 6 жыл бұрын
Ow! Just heard one word of the joke and slapped my kneecap off. Be careful out there.
@gregmccartney5780
@gregmccartney5780 11 ай бұрын
Used to love watching this series.
@redacted3074
@redacted3074 11 ай бұрын
Bro invented the worlds first cognitohazard.
@jendouglas9781
@jendouglas9781 3 ай бұрын
Plot twist: Joseph of Arimathea died carving Castle Argh because the joke popped in his head
@TheIhplodur
@TheIhplodur 6 жыл бұрын
I am german and didn´t understand any word that was spoken in german.
@2011littlejohn1
@2011littlejohn1 6 жыл бұрын
So you got the joke then?
@mikehall6608
@mikehall6608 6 жыл бұрын
You're lucky... you could have died :O
@LuuxanCreosai
@LuuxanCreosai 6 жыл бұрын
*SPOILER ALERT* Its gibberish, if you put in google translate it come up with [FATAL ERROR], but you'll need to set it to german to english.
@okruma625
@okruma625 6 жыл бұрын
It’s just German sounding gibberish. There is some actual german in there though so you must’ve learned some weird ass Deutsch ...
@providedyeti1518
@providedyeti1518 6 жыл бұрын
TheIhplodur when u put it in google translate it says fatal error
@ThePod90
@ThePod90 6 жыл бұрын
the most common translation for anyone wondering is "My dog has no nose" "how does it smell" "terrible"
@setsers1
@setsers1 5 жыл бұрын
Wtf xD
@ConnorEtch
@ConnorEtch 5 жыл бұрын
No it's not. That was Germans own joke. The one the British made was different and has no translation as it's just gibberish. Most of the words or complete nonsense where as others are just random german words like Und meaning and. Google Translate has a nice little easter egg though where if you do try to translate it it says {Fatal Error} where as any other sentence you type wrong just spells out the same word you typed.
@jojo_87_xy
@jojo_87_xy 5 жыл бұрын
6:30 lol the guy clapping in his hand while the other is pretending to slap him 😂
@stephenbettinger1696
@stephenbettinger1696 10 ай бұрын
I had this idea but in my version the writer was the only who lived past the punchline. Nobody believed his story until they were told the joke and died. After much trouble the government got control of the joke but censored the punchline as a matter of world health and safety. Much to my shagrin, I discovered Monty Python had done this a few months later. That's comedy for ya!
@keithmoon3190
@keithmoon3190 10 ай бұрын
I almost died of laughter watching this sketch for the first time. No seriously, monty python was ahead of it's time Pre dating Gen Z humor as early as 1969...
@gan9e
@gan9e 6 жыл бұрын
I've got a German psychiatrist who occasionally says to me... zink zappy zorts... and so I do! ( this isn't a joke btw... )
@StevenTheAristolianNerd
@StevenTheAristolianNerd 6 жыл бұрын
What does that mean.
@gan9e
@gan9e 6 жыл бұрын
Think... Happy... Thoughts... no good with pronouncing T's you see those Germans...
@MsMesem
@MsMesem 6 жыл бұрын
Germans can't pronounce th correctly and have no sense of humour. They can pronounce H, think about it...
@taunteratwill1787
@taunteratwill1787 6 жыл бұрын
gan9e Find another one, this psychiatrist can't do his job for shit, you're still a socially unacceptable freak!
@theothertonydutch
@theothertonydutch 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone commenting on a monty python sketch on youtube is a socially unacceptable freak.
@cheekykieran_2006
@cheekykieran_2006 5 жыл бұрын
6:49 100% a smack and not a fake the guy is clapping to make the noise
@anariondanumenor9675
@anariondanumenor9675 10 ай бұрын
This is "Eroica" of Pythons. This skit set up their entire legacy. They had plenty of phenomenal skits, but this is the magnum opus they needed at the time, their first episode, in show that nobody knows thats gonna work. Probably the most importat of all the skits. Anthem of british humor. Thank you MP, thank you for all
@silesviing7658
@silesviing7658 6 жыл бұрын
And thus, the Joker was born...
@nanasjaems
@nanasjaems 5 жыл бұрын
This never gets old 😂👏👌
@nyanbonecrush
@nyanbonecrush 11 ай бұрын
This needs to be a mod for Wolfenstein 😂
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 11 ай бұрын
This is the sort of disgusting violence that even Doug Piranha himself would hesitate to use.
@36mrblu
@36mrblu 6 жыл бұрын
The Joker would love know this joke
@recommn
@recommn 5 жыл бұрын
Russian joke: Kolya has returned home to his mom after a war. K: Mom, I was serving the army! M: Good, what were you doing? K: I was carrying ammo to artillery! M: And what did they said to you? K: Gut, wunderbar, gut!
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 11 ай бұрын
- Mom, I want to be a soldier. - How so? - I want to defend my country. - That's a very good aspiration, to defend the own country, but I would be so scared. The enemy might kill you! - Fine, I've changed my mind. I will be the enemy!
@helkemiller1251
@helkemiller1251 5 жыл бұрын
This is the best Python sketch
@tomitstube
@tomitstube 6 жыл бұрын
brilliant, laughter as a weapon.
@tomitstube
@tomitstube 6 жыл бұрын
yes, and possibly a swipe at nazi's not being funny.
@buymeskittles2719
@buymeskittles2719 6 жыл бұрын
I had forgotten about John Cleese with that Woody Woodpecker laugh!
@lestermiller2717
@lestermiller2717 6 жыл бұрын
I miss that show it was so crazy funny. The movies where a trip. I love the one with the killer rabbit in a cave. Knights that say Neet!
@NotBamOrBing
@NotBamOrBing 6 жыл бұрын
"Britain's great pre-war joke" being Chamberlain with the fucking Munich Agreement holy shit
@lavasharkandboygirl9716
@lavasharkandboygirl9716 4 ай бұрын
SCP researchers discovering memetics
@PingasMonkey3rdClass
@PingasMonkey3rdClass 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if this was played on the radio
@Rhodanide
@Rhodanide 6 жыл бұрын
1:29 best part
@roathrobin
@roathrobin 6 жыл бұрын
Rhodanide I never laughed so hard at something in my life
@Ph0n3numb3r
@Ph0n3numb3r 5 жыл бұрын
@@roathrobin you died in that scene i take it
@Hilts931
@Hilts931 5 жыл бұрын
They told the joke on the radio in 1942 but only started work on it in 1944...
@luongmaihunggia
@luongmaihunggia 5 жыл бұрын
A joke is mightier than a sword
@RaExpIn
@RaExpIn 6 жыл бұрын
5:45 HAHAHAHAHAAA! XD
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