My favorite part of this video is when he said “its explaining time” and explained the entire morbious movie truly one of the moves of all time

You know when he gives an actual, comprehensive, commonly used system to rate things, it’s bad

I'll never forget the day I saw morbius. The theater was packed, people were screaming in line, fighting to get in first and take the best seats. No one bothered to buy food or anything to drink, too afraid they might lose their spot in the line. Not even the people who'd been waiting for days. When the movie started everyone was dead quiet, all you could hear was the low sobbing throughout the theater. We gasped, screamed, and wept alongside morbius as the film progressed. Then he said it. He said 'It's Morbin' Time', and everyone lost it. A lady vomited next to me, a man clawed out his own eyes in excitement. Five people died that day and it was so worth it. Definitely one of the movies of all time. Morb/10.

You know its bad when he actually rates a movie a normal score, and didn't say something like "9.3 bats out of 10 morbin times" or something

When Highboi said "it's morbin time", chills were sent down my spine and the whole theater started crying and shaking. Truly one of the greatest lines ever

The ONLY man who could do Morbius justice. Bravo!

So the only thing Morbius managed to do was change himself from needing a blood transfusion to just drinking it directly? What a cure this man has made truly a wonder 👏

The concept of Morbius is amazing, but they just executed it h o r r i b l y.

I loved the parts where Highboi points out the logical inconsistencies, thinks about it briefly, and then concludes that the movie isn’t worth it and moves on. EDIT: This is officially my highest rated comment on KZfaq. Thank you High Boi.

That moment when a recap of the movie ended up being way better than the actual movie. Truly one of the recaps of all time.

I loved it when high boi said " it's recapping time" and instantly started recapping the movie. Words were spoken and subtitles were edited. Truely one of the most recap of all times.

9:08 It's Morbin' time.

Funfact: this is the closest most people will get to seeing Morbius

Guys after careful analysis, I can conclude he has given this movie a, now don’t fall out of your chair, a 9.3 out of 10

9:25 killed me

The mickey mouse laugh had me literally dying lmfao😂😂😂😂😂

I still remember how the theatre was so packed with people just crying and screaming to watch one of the movies of all time "Morbius" and how people broke out of their chairs when he said " it's morbing time" truly breathtaking cinema.

Lets give a moment of respect to Highboi, the man had to sit through Morbius to make this video for us

Is it just me or High Boi really gave someone real marks 10:00

6:30 I can’t Bruhh…this part had me fucking dying😭😭💀

It always confused me how Milo found the vampire serum. Like, did he just go into Morbius's lab saw two random bottles on his desk and said "Yup those must be it" and then immediately injected himself.

I loved it when he said "It's morbin time" and then proceded to morb everyone and their mother in the vicinity So cool

My favorite part is where he actually gave a movie a score. Out of all the movies he saved Morbius to give an actual rating. Love this dude

NASA when they rob a bank so they have enough money for another rocket: 2:10

The opening day for this movie was a true Morbtastic experience. Seeing Morbius morb on fools who didn't want to be morbed will go down as one of the times I went to the theater

best. movie. ever. didn’t even have to watch it to know that.

I actually decided to jump in on this movie towards the beginning when one of my siblings was watching it, and my expectations were so low that i actually had a good time with it.

Was hoping for a morbius vid from ya 😂 didn’t disappoint either

For once, I haven’t seen the movie you’ve narrated and honestly I’m okay with just watching your explanation of it

High Boi has successfully explained a movie that never needed any explanation. Thank you High Boi for your hard work a dedication, take this Nobel prize that Morbius sadly rejected.

I just found this channel and I’m just binging this now. Fr my new favorite channel

That magestic clap was the sound of him clapping his cheeks to morbius because hands isn't enough of a tribute to this movie. 10/10

6:38 "god they're really pushing how many quenches they can have in like 10 seconds right guys [ __ ] i have no idea what's wrong with me" LMAO the best part of the entire video

I love how you can now use morbing as an adjective, verb and noun all at the same time. "He morbs out of his cell", I couldn't stop laughing, quality content as always

Ur recaps are so amazing. New here and i watched all of them in like two days😪

You do an absolutely fantastic job at these! Would love to see you do one for Transformers. Love your work!!

the part when high boi said "its highin' time" was one of the moments in entertainment i have ever seen

the movie was so good he used actual numbers to rate it... amazing

OMG, highboi!! I love your videos. You should totally make a lot more of these.😎

thanks for the recap got no time to watch movies so i just watch videos like this to keep up with the memes

You know the movie is great when the title is saying “More bs”.

I can't believe you didn't mention how Morbius magically turned a money printing operation into a biochemistry lab

1:45 you have NO idea how much of morbius is litterally just watered down Lizard man from Amazing spiderman. Like they even share the same origin comic.

tbh the way you explain it is already 100x better than the actual morbius movie itself.

I dunno why but the way highboi says "and injures him" with the footage in the background at 8:04 is absolutely sending me

9:50 she wakes up as a vampire because before kissing him, she bites his lips and a drop of his blood falls on her lips which might be the reason why she woke up as a vampire..ig? idk im kinda dumb. Also love you lots High Boi, your videos really helped me during my f'd up times, it still does.

How did I not know this channel existed? This is glorious

Wow this movie is much more interesting when highboi narrates it, dude ur awesome

Hihgh Boi stares into your soul :D 10:08

A couple things 1. Milo flies later on so it seems that he just didn't know at the time that he could fly until he saw Morbius do it. 2. Morbius felt more of a kinship with the bats and spent time with them. Milo would probably see them as tools. Morbius saw himself as a human/bat hybrid while Milo saw himself as a vampire and above both humans and bats. That could explain why the bats helped Morbius but not Milo. Edit after my morbillionth watch: 1. My theory that the bats did not like Milo is further confirmed as, during the scene when he talks to Martine in the lab, he approaches the bat cage only for them to fly to the other side to get away from him. Meanwhile, whenever Morbius approaches the cage they fly up to the glass to get closer to him. 2. The reason why Martine comes back to life as a vampire and not the other victims could be chalked up to the fact that she drank some of Morbius's blood before she died and got drained by him.

Man, you've gained a subscriber with that video! Keep the good work

When High Boi said "It is explainin' time!", I couldnt hold my tears.

9:30 lmao

bro your videos never seize to make me uncontrollably laugh

Nice story telling, u got a new subscriber

Bro that's some hard rapping at 8:51

I love how wall-e and this are the only movies that high boi has actually given a proper review💀

This made me laugh a lot, but something about the way you quick flashed the funding acquired bit totally keeled me over. Hilarious.

Bro my favorite time in this video was when High Boi said “Its highin’ time” and then Boi’d all of those guys, it was definitely a moment in history

5:19 "They were not deciphering the rosetta stone here." Bro that took the life outta me🤣🤣🤣💀

I didn’t know anyone genuinely watched this movie

My God I love this KZfaq channel

I watch this just about every night. Lol. Its one of my fav reviews by a funny reviewer.

You should do a video about Shutter Island I think it would really fit your style and would be quite enjoyable with your commentary.

When high boi said “It’s highing time” I got chills down my body. I high’d all over my room. Truly one of the best lines of the video.

I don't even bother to watch most of the original movies, I just come here and enjoy. Thank you

Don't know how this was the idea you came up with but I'm glad you did.

I loved the part when high boi said "it's high time to talk about morbius" and the he highed all over everyone. truly an inspirational moment

I just want to say thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for your sacrifice. I applaud your ability to get through the entirity of this film, when I could only stomach about half an hour before I started throwing things at my TV. Now I know that the film does actually end. What an absolute sh*t show of a film XD Side note: Youre completely correct about the bouncing ball. Every time it hits a surface some of its energy will be lost as heat through the impact. The ball he threw looks like a big squash ball which are ironically made so they do not bounce well (meaning you need the skill to get to the ball as soon after its first bounce as possible). In the 80's we had a thing called superballs. They were made out of some sort of rubber and would bounce like the one in morbius, but thats definitely not what hes got. Apparently you can still buy superballs! Ima buy a packet from amazon right now. 6:55 does awkward evil spiderman dance.

My favourite part of the video is when HighBoi says “it’s highboi-in’ time”

Frankly speaking, this is the most footage I've ever seen out of Morbius

When he said “It’s explaining time” I explained all over the place. Truly one of the best of the games

Morbius is so good that it made High Boi give an actual rating for the first time. Morbius does it once again.

I especially loved the part where he says "it's getting high time" and made everyone high on that spot. Truly the greatest moment in KZfaq history

Dude just brought this video down stairs and I swear to God my mom got scared by high bois voice fing hilarious

9:24 highboi got goofy here

“What do you mean he doesn’t say “it’s morbing time”?”

Today we witnessed history in the form of Highboi giving a movie an actual numerical rating 😂

I kept falling asleep and waking up in the middle of the movie. It was so bizarre because I can only remember like. 5 minutes total of this movie. (I got the dvd from redbox and it was for a sleep over with my friends, so I don’t mind having slept a little) honestly, I don’t think I missed much

This is one of the movies of all time explained right here

My favorite part of this movie is the 10:25 minute commentary from High boi.

I watched morbius after eating some funny gummies. I only remember seeing him in a lab morbing, that's all. Thank you for the summary, as I would have slept through it again.

A Morbius video game would actually be fire ngl It’ll be like saints row 4 mixed with prototype

Every time I watch something ripping the piss out of this film, I am reminded that Matt Smith should have played Morbius, and consequentially, I have one of the feelings of the year.

7:40 THATS YOUR JOB

I was in the hospital for 27 days and was in a coma for 11. They had a daily schedule for movies that would go through and since I was in November 3rd-December 11th I saw a lot of Christmas movies but I also had to watch Morbius, every, single, frocking day. 6/10 enjoyed it every time, actually not bad but I can’t tell if my opinion was tarnished by the diluted fentanyl I was on.

another high boi banger

9:33 nah bro , i should go ahead and wash my eye's with holy water or something \:

I love how this is the first movie to actually mentally break High Boi.

You know the movie is bad when highboi gives an actual rating

I just watched a goat simulator 3 ad just before this video and I can definitely confirm that it's morboating time

3:41 I swear I have that watch I have the morbius watch

7:11 no that was gold please do mention such things there funny

I love how you review movie comedically yet have a point.

"say less baby u had me at the very wrong" 💀

Really Amazing, just epic and awesome to watch, no other words. A bold showing on the theory and practice of collective oligarchies. A consumerist masterpiece that shows the function of a capitalist world built off of cinema and film industry. In every moment the screen fills up with action, not only from the main character. It should win an Oscar for its screenplay. The amazing factors might be from the hyper filled fight scenes like Morbius and Milo, Or the magnificent plot. The plot involves a disabled man. Amazing plot right? Whoever thought this should be made deserves a medal. This is the best live action of the 21st century. Easily beats every movie in its path. This movie made me dedicated to my present job, being a Vampire. The antagonist is also a disabled man who lives trying to find a cure for his disease, Any person caught making the wrong face gets eliminated. the climax is the fellow Michael Morbius coming in to save the day. after I watched it in the theater I felt something I had never felt before. Pure 100% joy. This film needs a follow-up ASAP. I have never in my life seen a better movie. The film's soundtrack consists of works better than the likes of Elton John, The Beatles, Queen, and any other group/solo artist(s). I felt like I was in the world of vampires with all the realistic details around the landscape. This movie grasps its audience and does not let go. The captivating story, the amazing music, the idea of the movie itself, the screenplay, landscape, atmosphere, random details from the comics, Easter eggs of the 3 Spider-Man like Tobey, Andrew, and Tom, all of those reasons mentioned are just SOME of why I love this movie. The trailer is fantastic, and I love Milo's dance during the middle of the movie with his montage! A critic's DREAM. We follow the main character through land after land, including Oscorp, Times-Square, Philadelphia, California, Brazil, Tokyo, Greenland, Great Britain, and so much more! They included guide maps for the places Morbius visits, to try and get us to visit the places! Some people say this is just a cash grab for an "unpopular" villain, and they are right. As a consumerist, I don't mind this! This movie is so enjoyable it feels as if you are flying to your happy place! 10/10. Would watch it again Morbillion times! A modern classic that in the future will be looked at as nostalgia! If you see this at the bargain bin, PLEASE, buy it. This movie is too good to look over. It's insane how the director can make this good of a movie! We need a Sequel, animated film, musical, a comedy film, everything! Watch this masterpiece, and you will agree with make. thank GOD for this movie! My emotions went insane for this movie! I can not believe how they made a movie about vampires turn into the entertainment powerhouse! I love vampires I want to be a vampire so much, I love it! Morbius is so cool I love it! please let my family go hahaha. Morbius literally has so many stunning backgrounds it's amazing! I love Morbius movies so much! MORBIUS HAS SO MANY RELATABLE CHARACTERS I LOVE! #MORBIUSSWEEP #LETOSWEEP #MORBILLION TICKETS #MORBILLON BOX OFFICE

Hearing you explain the movie as it goes feels like watching a movie with friends

HAHAHA "Detective Fast and Furious and Detective Lame and Curious" That's gold mate. I need to write that down!

"detective fast and furious and detective lame and curious" had me cracking up xD

You can't blame Milo got having a Mickey Mouse voice. Matt doesn't exactly have a very villainy voice, but all I can say is Morbius is truly one the movies ever made.