In the early 80’s, a friend in elementary school had an uncle living with him. The rule was no one was ever allowed in his room. That’s because he had massive collection of pornography. My friend showed me his room one time, and out of the all the vhs, beta, laserdisc, books, mags, 8mm and seemingly every available media, I saw one of these games. I always tried to get my friend to get it so we could play it, but it never happened. For a 10 year old it would’ve been funny, but for a grown man, pretty sad. Thanks for suffering through these games for us.

"Impressive but not arousing" is something that can be said for all Atari and NES erotic games and also for those people who can untie a knot with their tongues

As a man, I thank you for your visceral reaction to the attacks found in these games on men's wangs (whangs?). I wasn't sure any female truly appreciated the crippling, heart-stopping, life-ending pain that can be inflicted between a man's legs. Your sympathy is deeply appreciated.

Interesting AND informative! The sexy times animation on Burning Desire was pretty good... plus the games seemingly came in a leatherette case with a lock... classy! Great work!

Nice to see that you seemingly found a new niche for yourself

I just wanted to say that I really, really appreciate that you called out the attitude that women raping men is okay. I've never been a victim of such things myself (although I've certainly witnessed some rather untoward behaviour and comments from women I've been around) but all too often do I see people (including men) act like it doesn't happen, or if it does it's not _really_ rape, often using the same arguments than when dismissing women ("you were asking for it", "you should feel flattered", "Should've been more careful with your drinks", etc...). And considering you mentionde being a survivor yourself in the previous video, it feels even more meaningful. Lots of love and thanks for all the laughs!

Ironically, i imagine these games are quite rare by now and very much sought after as collector items. Although I wouldn't own up to having them.

I have been waiting for your video so much, Sarah! :) So great to see you again! :)

"Is this how people had sex in the 80s?" Kinda reminds me of The Inbetweeners.

Love your work! Great humor, professional structure and quality of the videos!

Loving the sheer amount of research you put into this one and your script and delivery are as sharp as ever. By the way, what's going on at 13:21 4 Octies!

Sarah, the quality of your videos is top notch, and your writing is sharp and hilarious. I get so excited when I see the notification. Thank you for the gift, happy Christmas!

Came accross ur channel just a few days ago....great content a very funny. Keep up the good work ;)

Your shows are awesome, thanks for all the *hard* work!

...I don't...I don't even know what to think anymore. These games have actually left me speechless.

10 more??? Unbelievable, what a ridiculous company, was it being run by a teenager or something? Top-notch video and comedy as always!

Informative and joy to watch, thanks!

Oh joy, a follow up video to the previous episode..not being sarcastic I promise. Really glad to see you back, love your work and a new video from you is like mana from heaven. Long may you continue.

14:11 So that's what happened to Mario's arse in the Mario Movie poster?

Of course I watched the first episode, loved you for years now. I think I have actually seen them all by now at least once. Love your work, you're still so funny and charming. Top 5 favorite channels, possibly favorite game-related channel. I grew up with the American games on computer, never saw an Atari one but we had one or two of the Leisure Suit Larrys and strip poker games for sure. These are delightfully bizarre, I'm glad you decided to showcase them.

"do rude stuff" is now in my common parlance - keep up the great work!

I came across Custer's Revenge at an Antique Shop in Las Vegas. Never thought I'd see it in the wild like that.

Classic classy pun you signed off on at the end. Nice one Octavius! 👍😝

The "sell off (or split) toxic assets to avoid liability" is a time dishonored practice, early this year J&J even tried to split their asbestos baby powder division from the main company because that would cost them close to nothing (say the company is worth 500 bucks and they can have them) compared to the compensation a company worth billions is likely to pay.

hahahaha you are so funny i love it keep it up great job on the videos and i had no idea of the rabbit hole about these games i heard of the first three but never new the hole story thanks for the lesson.

You really do suffer to bring us these videos. I applaud you

Your always a must watch keep up good work :)

I learnt so much. Ty x

Informative series, I hate to think what games you will find next. (shudder)

Westward Ho is also the name of a Seaside town in Devon and a street name in Grimsby (both UK)!

Oh cool! A new video from one of my favourite KZfaqrs! What a great Christmas present! ** 19 minutes later ** ARGH! MY EYES! THE BURNING! ~~ Actually, I'm surprised you had enough sanity left to switch on the video camera after playing those. Never mind you not drinking while playing these, I need a triple vodka, stat! And I didn't even play them, I just watched this video! And I don't drink! ~~ P.S. I expected nothing less from this video and that's the way I want them. Keep 'em coming! Although, seriously, I do hope you give yourself a little recovery time after each video. Lord knows we need it after just seeing games like that!

I didn't realise that I needed a second vid for these games! 😂😂

Hello great work great episode look forward to seeing more of your videos

We do need to give "Cathouse Blues" credit for being the only Atari 2600 cartridge with cover art by Toulouse-Lautrec.

Thank you, I think, for suffering these games to bring us this video.

Brilliant..love your sence of humour

Its nice to visit a youtube comments section full of positive comments.

Great video, I enjoy your humor, your voice, your research on the topic, and you're not so bad on the eyes either 😁 (sorry that's the least creepy way I could think to say that... but somehow still creepy) 🤔

Absolutely radiant and hilarious in this vid !

I always thought these older adult games were a scam, just hear me out here. most of these games are just reskinned content of other games but due to adult video games being a novelty at the time they could get away with it.

"because r@p3 isn't offensive when it happens to men that was sarcasm by the way it absoloutely is offensive" thank you!

Just like the real thing, everybody flickers and beeps until somebody bumps the cartridge and resets.

You're so funny Octavius. I'm glad I subscribed. Yeah those are kind of questionable and lost suitable games I would say

Fascinating stuff!

I think Mystique was more emblematic of the larger issue of low-quality unlicensed game flooding the market rather than being a direct contributor to the crash...

Oooooh boy, here we go again… not gonna lie, I’m always kinda amazed these don’t get kicked off KZfaq considering how kick-happy they can be.

Sarah, another good vid. Don't put yourself down so much. You've still got it, even if this does come from a guy who's a lot older than you. Keep up the good work ;)

I love this channel so much ffs

"surplus arse". I dunno why those words made me chuckle but they did.

Fun times, your reactions are so hilarious

Your back 👍 missed you

You just get better and better... Never had any of these when I was a 2600 Owner, but I do remember them being advertised in Magazines and stuff... I also remember someone had Custer's Revenge... I was too young to understand it and just never liked how it looked!!!

"three copies of Cyberpunk" ooof... I'm betting even the Jedi felt that massive burn. 💀😭

Very funny. Well made video.

3:13 They really burned the CPU with that one... Great video btw!

If Codemasters had made Knight On The Town they’d have called it “Tommy Lee Simulator”

Another nice (but not very innocent) video from our friend Octavius. (Although : "I'm never gonna have sex again... I mean, I probably wasn't going to anyway, I mean look at me." Don't underestimate yourself, Octavius. Same goes for your physical appearance.) Keep up the good work, anyway.^^

I guess you could say PlayAround was a legal workaround for Mystique

Keep em coming. The vids I mean!

"But here's the thing. Playaround WAS Mystique." (Expects detailed, carefully reasoned explanation.) "Because Mystique were SHADY F*CKS." (Fairynuff.) Edit: by 18 minutes through the video my jaw was hurting from gritting my teeth so much.

2:36 Good Lord! Just....ow! That's painful.

Yup cathouse blues,the variant of gigalo

Before the HOT COFFEE Easter egg in GTA,there was Custer..

Don't settle yourself short there, lass.

"Cracked on off". I'm filing that one away.

Somehow changing the name for PR reasons sounds exactly like the Color Dreams/Wisdom Tree scam, only not changing the games to pander to sell to Christian book stores. I mean, one of their games originally had a woman's clothes fly off in every level and they changed it to a kid being late for Sunday School and bible verses instead.

Here we have another innocent (as innocent as can be, at least ^^) English viewer mixing up "le" and "la" from the French language. On today's lesson : Death is feminine and is pronounced "LA MORT" (The Death). "Le petit mort", as our reviewer friend said it, would mean "The little dead man/boy/whatever masculine thing". Thank you for joining our lesson. Have a good day. Bonne journée.

Was not expecting devastating body horror on the 2600 but here we are.

Being mentioned by Octavius is probably the closest Aristophanes is going to get to actually making me laugh.

I love how you mention the video game crash considering it never happened outside the US.

15:06 on Can't stop laughing. The reaction is priceless.

You know your reactions to the Jungle Fever/Burning Desire are more worth than the actual games themselves. Also, your pain is our pleasure. Wait does us Cenobites?

'Playaround' Missed a trick there, could have been called 'Reacharound'.

La petite mort :-) nothing.... as French fan pc yours I m quite delighted to hear you say something in French. Awesome vids on the Atari pr0n games.

Good old Octavius; something to watch in between scrolling through cats, cars and guns on Instagram.

2:41 They don't call him Richard Steel for nothing

The guys behind Mystique/PlayAround were even shadier than the guys behind Action 52.

13:39 I hope so. OOH what's your favorite side quest from the witcher 3 ? Mine is Ghosts of the past.

And you rock!

At 3:15, have they chosen for their sexy-time music…”The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze”?! What was their second choice, “A Bicycle Built For Two”? Yeah, I think I’ll stick with Prince, thanks.

Thank you for what you do! I've smiled alot watching your clips. Never lose your sense of self abasement, we all need to be dropped a peg or two. Happy Christmas and a lucky new year for you!

I loooove the deep dives into the myriad (hah) bootleg retro games.

Please tell me there were no pornographic or adult games on the Sinclair ZX81.

Maybe not the video I should had playing during lunch….

For a second, I thought the bloke in the 1st game was trying to jizz out the flames to save that lass.

I'm surprised you can show some of this on KZfaq

Can always go for round 3 of Atari pron with the non mystique games like X-Man and such!

I don't see how anyone could crack one off to these games 🤣

Why did I make some food then watch this? I really should've waited eurgh.

If anybody is thinking of making a retro remake of any of these, please don't.

Sales in Mayfair must have been at an all time high

Sex and six is pronounced the same in Norway. That is why all Norwegian children are only taught to count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10 until they are 18 years old. Oh, and imagine being tied to a cactus.

Weird how I can play this on my phone but on desktop and iPad I have to submit ID to watch it.

I would like to see a remake of these games.

Imagination is all I got left. XD

I could listen to you talk about literally anything, just a cherry on top that you cover obscure video game stuff; which i adore

naughty!!!

"genitals don't have right angles" But, but my mum says I'm normal?

Please do Cyberpunk i think it would be a great video to view... I think your very good at what you do. so more content would be great. i know it takes time to make videos, buying or begging for that game so you can make a video. i really like how you put your self over in your videos. my self i find it hard to express my self in my videos and that's just talking as i record a game i am playing... i have done two short videos of my self, as i really wanted people to see who i am... any how to try and keep this short i started with web sites and now progressed to KZfaq. for me it was always going to be about games. because of my web sites. but you where one of the first i watched on KZfaq doing old and out of date games. so Thank you for that and keep up the great work :-)

Hehe love the cyberpunk burn!