Lezly A I never thought of it that way

WHOA

mind blown

Im CHOKING

I inhaled my rice and almost died. I never thought rice would do this to me.

You toast bread to make toast.

Carla Wimbley Hahaha people used to call me that a lot.

your bedroom stays the same size

Joe Higashi but there would be less room for more beds

jimmaayyyyy unfortunately land can't wave.. that's it's fault.

its* Sorry, just had to point out you're mistake their. ..

Kristy Lor that's the joke..

*pwangs:* "there"

HAHAHA

William becomes Bill probably because some languages pronounce w as v and other languages pronounce v as b!

That first horse is wearing his pants like a gansta!

I just read this to Taylor. He lol'd 😂 #youwin 🎉

vietsmiley1 she probably gets down when she's at home 😏

This is literally every Lunch Break Ashley is on.

I think she was too busy laughing/talking lmao

Legend has it that Ashley is still trying to finish those noodles to this day.

Trueeee

0_o

Robyn Baartman Actually, the fruit came first. Before oranges and the orange tree made their way to western Europe from china, the color was called red-yellow or yellow-red, I don't remember 😅

orange is such a weird word like o-range. i shouldn’t have read this sentence ten times to understand it

Donna Vuong I'm ashamed to admit that I do that quite a lot... 😅

I really thought you meant you were wondering if you washed the shampoo bottle and I'm like ? I mean I guess I can relate lmao

holy shit you're right!!!!!!

woah

the joint i'm talking about would be the "elbow" of the animal

Simranjit Kaur Khalsa omg yess😅

Simranjit Kaur Khalsa Yaaasss those were the best!

If you taught a dog to talk in English and then he heard someone coming to your door, he'd get excited but he wouldn't know what to say. Would he just yell BARK!?

need to eat.

That's like asking if ice is still ice when it has melted into water. Yes AND No. Ice that has melted into water is not really ice anymore, because the term "ice" was coined for water in that particular solid state. SO... No, melted ice-cream is technically not JUST ice-cream, it has to be accompanied with the adjective "melted", if you want your "reader" or "audience" to understand clearly what the situation is like / exactly what object you are describing. It would be better if you described the melted ice-cream as "milkshake", "slushed cream" or something else. It can also be likened to a rotten rose. Is a rotten rose still a rose? If you wish to describe a rotten rose, and you just say "rose", it would mislead the "reader"/"audience" who may assume the rose is a living flower, beautiful in its red glory, blooming from a juicy stem. The details about how it is "cut off from the stem", "has been so for a few days", "lost its red glow and is now brown and wilted in the petals" and really, just, "rotten" by now, would be crucial if not essential into painting a more accurate picture of the object at description, since it is not in its expected or typical state. Describing a melted ice-cream as simply "ice-cream" is probably similar to a misleading advertorial or a marketing gimmick. It is a good question that can indeed roll out a philosophical discussion.

Slow and steady still finishes the race