Ten bucks say Johnny Cage pitches a high school romantic tv show, based on this story. He's the star natrually. 😂

Somewhere in Kronika's list of timelines must be a high-school timeline. "OMG, did you hear Jade and Kotal got together? They're totally gonna be prom king and queen!"

@@Montesama314 Boi, i want that

Kronika was the principle, Cetrion was the counselor, and Shinnok was the guy in charge of detention

@@nerothewateruser8030 lel what is geras and noob?

And then there is Kung Lao who is openly hitting on Kitana ... dick move

@@odrysiann He'll make one helluva best man at the wedding

@@odrysiann To be fair he's hitting on Jade too

AwkwardKyle “where’s the bride?”

Next thing u know skarlet and kung lao will be a thing when he gets desperate lol

Lucinda Yumi Kane at least I know even creatures from other realms are just as nosey as we are

Baraka (to Kitana): ...Are you gonna use that concubine tonight or is it time when I can finally put him on the menu? Raiden: ...Are you guys gonna stop glancing at each others like that while training? Jade:...Are you guys gonna schedule your sex time-table so I can know which days I have to guard you and which days I can sleep with Kotal? Cage:...Are you guys gonna film that? Cage Junior(to Liu):...How was she? Sonya(to Kitana):..Full of a vasectomy? Dung Pao(to Liu):...Edenians, better than human girls, am I right or am I right?

I read your Comment in my Mind as "So Yall fucking"😂

And Kotal always worrying about Liu Kang and Kitana fuck his hating ass, love doesn't have no color or realm to it their in love so get off they sack KOTAL that's why Shao Kahn broke your shit

@@dwaynefrierson991 he's racist and it's badddddddd!

It makes sense considering how much he lost.

"Losing [Liu Kang] will burn your soul..." *Irony* considering old Scorp died and return from the Netherrealm due to knowing his way around.

The man definitely knows what he speaks of.

Scorpion to Liu Kang - " Well I'm the mascot and you are the main hero, we iconic character must support each other" Sub-Zero - "Am I a joke to you Scorpy???" Raiden - "I MUST CONSULT WITH THE ELDER GODS"

@@shawziiz5031 scorpion is also the fan favorite

Many have said it before but I'll say it again, RIP Mileena.

Still like to think that Reptile let that one slip 'accidentally'. :P

Just a slip of the lizard man's long, slimy tongue.

Probably Kitana

Still the best intro dialogue ^^ Hopefully she will return in MK12 and start something with Baraka.

The best kind

Jade said so in Mortal Kombat (2011), remember? After defeating Mileena, she stated: "I'm more of a sister to Kitana than you".

@ yeah I remember. It gave me the chills too.

@ Matheus G. S. Kitana also says the same in this when fighting Jade Kitana: You're more my sister than Mileena Jade: Then why must we fight again? Kitana: Where there are siblings, there is rivalry

Mileena: I AM RIGHT HERE!!!

Diary of Deaths yes

@Diary of Deaths ok

@@izabellevallee1184 lol right?!

I bet she cant cook tho

Yes!!!!

Funny because I don't think Takeda wants anything to do with Shirai Ryu and this mad world. There is a reason he left and never looked back.

@@tiaaaron3278 Also, if he is a Chujin/Chunin within the Shirai Ryu, then it's possible he was on another op for Scorpion.

Can't believe he hit that thing

I am sickened but curious

I saw that to errr and what the fuck

I think shes means working together before. Even being his second in command or something

@@jaroncooper9013 dear God I hope so too

They'll probably shove him in the game through an overpriced DLC.

He will kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pdp4obWYv7vXYn0.html

Same with Mileena

@@damoreno713 here's a solid Fuck you bro

I know right wtf Nettheralm

XD

....and then Round 1, FIGHT! 🤣🤣🤣

Yo we relationship gang right here

XD

D'Vorah: Let me tell you a personal story about Kotal Khan....

SHADOW SHOGAN Scorpion Beware your bond with Liu Kang. Kitana: Relationship advice, Scorpion? Scorpion: Well, that cut deep.

he just wants Harumi back :(

Scorpion: Hey don't leave her. Shes a good woman Also scorpion: Murders him 2 minutes later

CammiTalbain Shoku And let’s not forget the spine ripping.

Sub zero will be that one nerdy kid who gets As on every test

@@1nevararts140 what about hanzo?

@@Safabaqi357 hanzo is dat one kid who just sleeps all the time but does all the homework

@@1nevararts140 oh and what's Raiden the principal?

I will

Sacred Syrena I wish he was in the game, maybe one of the dialogues between him and jacqui could’ve been him proposing.

@@jacobhelmick5455 and 3 mins later: ribcages to the eyes, spine through the ass up to the mouth and tie up with nerves. FATALITY!

Dương Bình isn’t that how all proposals go

@@jacobhelmick5455 fuck lolz

Well, he was a family man.

Everyone forgets that before being a revenant hellbent on vengeance, Scorpion was a married man

​@@cristhianramirez6939 How can people forget that? It's literally the core of his entire character.

@@MMAddict39 Idk but they do

Wife and son

that one's the best

Out of all the insults. That was the most savage.

Even by Cage standards, that was a low blow

CAREFUL WHOM YOU SPITE, EARTHREALMER!!!😤

Shao Khan definitely got salty

Ignacio Ildefonso de Miguel Ruano “Can you give me some advice for me and Liu Kang?” “Sure” “Great! Thank you so much” “FINISH HIM!”

🤣🤣🤣🤣

FiGhT

That's one reason why I love these 😅

People get up 1 second after LITERALLY GETTING THEIR F**KING SPINE SHATTERED!!! And yall are worried about this?! 😭😂

Liu: I did only 'honorable' things, I swear!

@@duongbinh211 honorable, lol

Jade: Gurl.

@@duongbinh211 IM WEAK 😂😂😂

@@edyslavico3761 half-blooded baby factory is now open for services.

Yup and they are like true sisters also.

Kotal and Liu Kang would expect nothing less.

Me: You steal my zombie kills on Cod CW zombies and you answer to me.

I mean in canon Cassie had to beat the shit out of her mom to get to commander rank

😍🥰💑💏

@@jonathanredacted3245 true

Scorpion: I’m referring to kitana’s emotions He’s not exactly wrong

I read this exactly when that was happening

Texan nationalist that was my favorite one

Other other-scorpion hes supportive about liu bang ang slutana's relationship

@@brixsteezy4486 imagine when Liutana were bAn9inG and Liu suddenly realized he promised Jade not to 'hurt' Kitana...

I think you’re a bit too young for Mk if you have to say bAnGiN9 instead of fucking

@@cheesesandwich4021 yes I just turned 17 this is the first mk I actually played how did you know?

He knew because you said bAn9inG

UPDATE: Even Rambo knows SOMEWHAT

FR

I remember when I was a kid, Scorpion was a vengeance obsessed hellspawn. Now he’s worried for others. My how things change.

@@coltonwilliams4153 I like this change honestly he’s revenge got multiple people killed and him and sub are on good terms which is also a good thing

indeed

Shao Kahn: Hold my hammer

Yikes xD

A problem Bruce and Kotal share.

@@truindividual ya mean 'hold my shoulders'?

Pretty sure all the references to Takeda is just to reassure us that they haven't forgotten about him. I'm guessing that he's with his father hunting down his mother's killer which seems to be hinted at in his arcade endings in MKX. I know the arcade endings aren't usually canon, but it's the best explanation I could come up with to why the fucker just suddenly disappeared.

@@Hei_Darkfire Isn't Kenshi dead tho?

I don't think it's actually mentioned at all if Kenshi is alive or dead. If you're referring to the Krypt, Shang Tsung mentions feasting on his soul, but that would have had to have happened before his death back in MK9, but if he was in MKX, then that has to be non-canon (The lore in the krypt tends to not be canon).

@@Hei_Darkfire Gotcha, I still don't get why Takeda wasn't in this game, I was seriously hoping to see him with Hanzo.

@@nebula1457 Agreed. Imagine a tag team fight where they work together. Maybe if they had, he could have saved Hanzo from D'vorah. I also wanted to see his interactions with Frost just out of curiosity.

It's because he was married man who lost it all that he wants them to be happy. And not experience what he did.

Their kids will be gods

@@ampocalypsew3883 how so ? I mean I do understand takeda's heritage but how ?

@@boukharroubamabrouk6943 before Jax got his augmentation he was already able to make the ground shake beneath him with his own fist, now granted his genes isnt magical like Johnny but his daughter has shown impressive feats and is a capable fighter. Add the whole Briggs with Takeda past down powers with the scorpion teachings you have a beast of generation

His new saying to Jacqui will be "bring that ass here!" Lol

@Kirati Tekunin moments later *Takeda has chosen wisely* Scorpion internal monolog *IM GOING TO BE A GRANDDADDY YAAAAAAAAAAAY*

*sigh* I miss my boy Takeda.

@@knox7945 i know he was the best out of the new generation.

I go back to mkx just to occasionally play him again 😞😭

@@knox7945 I miss him and Kenshi :(

So true!!!!

I never get the logic behind "warning" the new boyfriend not to hurt the girl - we all know Liu Kang; why the hell would you assume he'd be abusive?

@@davecullins1606 it's just a cliché and an inderect way to show how insecure girls are

@@javierlopez9789 I know, but it's so stupid.

@@javierlopez9789 Ironically, this cliche started with overprotective dads with their son in law.

@@davecullins1606 It's more of a formality than anything. An indirect way of approving a marriage.

More like worried for Liu Kang's skin.

Nah he's on thot patrol 😂 Making sure lui and takeda are all good

He's just warning her so she doesn't end up like him.

He's trying to tell her about how precious Liu Kang is. Protect at all cost!

@@baconlover7747 😂😂😂😂😂

I know!!!

probably depends on what time Sindel, Past/pre Shao Kahn Sindel would probably be happy, but post Shaao Kahn Sindel would quite probably react the same as Shao

I love how Kitana and Jade so overprotective of each other

@@proto303 then if it's the Sindel that got outta the mind control (that's if they do it like the OG Timeline) then Sindel might be even more happy and talk about how they can make a great Outworld or Edenia.

Sindel from the original timeline would be happy most likely since she's not being mind controlled but Sindel in this timeline would definitely say nasty things.

If the leaks are correct you'll find out soon enough.

he did the same thing vs Shao Kahn and sindel and aftermath. for once, his young self really stepped up to the plate and got serious, only to get hoed by the mk writers

I love it

Takeda is an obvious DLC pick, easy cash grab with DLC characters

@@_Ceez he will have kenshis weapon😂

JCBro2014 No, he was crap.

I hope he comes back, while everyone shits on the new characters I actually loved Takeda, his playstyle to me was really fun and I liked his part of the story

mikeyrox3162 Takeda Sucks.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, I am also thinking She wasnt referring to his backbones

@@edyslavico3761 either way shao kahn would find it funny. Lol

And given his signature attack, yeah, that would make sense.

Montesama314 yea scorpion because we all know it’s not kenshi

Montesama314 Even though Kenshi is not in that game.

Oh shit I just realized how sad it is that Scorpion who is Takeda's mentor since a very young age, won't appear during his wedding

Solitaire of asstora except for the fact that it was future Scorpion that died not the past younger Scorpion who is still alive at least until Kronika literally erased everyone else from existence except for Liu Kang, Raiden, and Kitana (depending on the ending) so none of this won’t even matter in the next story at this point.

@@gabrieltejada1697 Kitana was erased too, Liu Kang just rebuilt time.

The bugs in her ass would incinerate Kotal, starting from his Sausage.

@@Jexol484 would you settle for me sausage?

He stuck his dick in the bee hive man.

Bradley Sutton got to love Kano😂

I'm not surprise she act like his mistress in MKX

As far as I know they grew up together if im right, so I bet they see each other as sisters too

@@gabrielmoreno7112 Yeah, they have a beautiful relationship.

@@geekjanet yup, its funny how Kitana warns Kotal that he'll answer to her if he hurts Jade, and Jade tells Liu Kang he'll answer to her if he hurts Kitana

@@gabrielmoreno7112 Ikr, I find that hilarious and cute. XD

@Shane Douglas yep

JaqueMaker that’s uncle scorpion lmao.

I mean, Kotal's only issue with the Liu Kang/Kitana thing is that she's Outworld's Kahn and he's an Earthrealmer. It's not like there's any personal problems.

Somewhat in-laws, since Kitana and Jade are unofficial sisters.

@@gengarzilla1685 I'd like to see Kotal saying that to Fire God Liu Kang's face.

@@DmarcusBaus 😂😂👍👍🏆🏆

The queen bee let him stir the honey so she could get a better place. It's how this shit goes in life.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don’t blame kotal for hitting that Jade sounds Fucking Annoying you just wanna stick a Sword in her skull to make her shut up that bug pussy must be wet as fuck.

@@IamLegend1221 okay buddy.

Mario Macpui it’s Sonya ;-;

@@tumblrr_editz5164 Mea culpa

Mario Macpui what’s a mEa cUlPA

@@tumblrr_editz5164 It means, "My mistake" or "My bad" in Spanish.

kingdomcome3914 oh thx

MK12 new characters they've just met: "So Kitana you really into Liu Kang?"

Denver Bajio now jade has to check for stds soon. The bug kind!

D'Vorah pulled a Cardi B

He was actually with D vorah 😳? What? 🤣

Hotel trivago

@@trompyhaimbodi1033 disgusting, isn't it?

I thought it was liutana

Love how Raiden is like: you only distract my boy smh

I love it so much

@@javierlopez9789 I know but Raiden can’t interfere with love

Jade thinks kk has a strong spine

@@Safabaqi357 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b9OWdMiXzN28j6s.html

Pretty sure that they only mention him so much because they want us to know that they haven't forgotten about him despite him not even being mentioned in story mode. Which may indicate they have plans for him later.

Same deal with Noob in MKX. He will return.

Actually it seems more like he doesn't like Lui Kang being with Kitana because Lui Kang is from Earthrealm and he thinks Outworld won't accept him.

🤣

They are since MKX

@@harvester8237 no they were just dating in mkx

It's probably going to come into play later. I get the feeling they do have plans to bring Takeda back. He's mentioned too many times for them to just let him fade into nothingness.

And kung Lao

gets his back broken by shao kahn

they did love eachother

🎆🎆🎆✨✨✨🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊

I'm picturing the visual... Where's the eye bleach? *WHERE'S THE GODDAMN BLEACH?!!*