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5 жыл бұрын

Moses thinks texting from an Android phone is like texting a link to your GoFundMe page.
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@blotter-water
@blotter-water 5 жыл бұрын
dude tells jokes like its a TED Talk.
@twostrudelsplease2511
@twostrudelsplease2511 5 жыл бұрын
How it supposed to be
@loganturner2669
@loganturner2669 5 жыл бұрын
I think because he doesn’t have a microphone it reminds you of a TED talk.
@tasia3236
@tasia3236 5 жыл бұрын
Right!
@alexandrahenderson4368
@alexandrahenderson4368 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a Ted talk at first
@kelseybullis
@kelseybullis 4 жыл бұрын
@@loganturner2669 Came here to say the same thing.
@spacecaptain9188
@spacecaptain9188 5 жыл бұрын
It apparently wasn't supposed to be a joke but: Because he's dyslexic, he chooses videos over reading, can't understand them...and turns on the subtitles? That's some layered comedy there!
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Ahhh finally someone who gets it
@qwertyyxoxo
@qwertyyxoxo 5 жыл бұрын
@@MosesStorm oMG IS IT ACTUALLY YOU? You are incredible
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
@@qwertyyxoxo you are very kind
@nickbirrer
@nickbirrer 5 жыл бұрын
@@qwertyyxoxo Senpai noticed you, well done sir
@qwertyyxoxo
@qwertyyxoxo 5 жыл бұрын
@@nickbirrer i'm a lady, but thank you I FEEL LIKE A WINNER
@Charlie-rw8yj
@Charlie-rw8yj 5 жыл бұрын
watching someone nail their set is such a wholesome feeling
@SHOBHITAUSHESH
@SHOBHITAUSHESH 5 жыл бұрын
His delivery and content is fresh. Moses always entertains...I want to see more of his comedy here.
@bijayg3407
@bijayg3407 5 жыл бұрын
His gesture or mannerism is like Conan though.
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it Shobhit
@SHOBHITAUSHESH
@SHOBHITAUSHESH 5 жыл бұрын
@@MosesStorm Whoa! Hey man...no need to thank me, I find your stand up hilarious and I really enjoyed the Ice in Iceland bit. I wish you all the success bro. Hope to see more of your stuff on here. Cheers
@djlobb
@djlobb 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, Android being for poor people, super fresh. You know, with Android phones that cost like 2500 dollars n all lol. Also I had a green bubble when I didn't re-enable iMessage, from an iPhone X. Otherwise his set was pretty tight.
@andromedaiscoming185
@andromedaiscoming185 5 жыл бұрын
@@MosesStorm you're great man! Excellent stand up, Conan fans love you. Here's hoping to see a lot more of you.
@rabbitdynamite13
@rabbitdynamite13 5 жыл бұрын
I love how well-structured his sets are! He proves that stand-up is, indeed, an art form.
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
One of the nicest comments on here! Thank you for that
@holyman22
@holyman22 5 жыл бұрын
@@MosesStorm I guess you do don't not read betterer now, huh?
@shanetography
@shanetography 4 жыл бұрын
There is simply not enough Moses Storm material on the KZfaqs.
@iftikhar3131
@iftikhar3131 4 жыл бұрын
Shane Hunter !!!!!!
@mohamedbilal864
@mohamedbilal864 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@daporkshow2561
@daporkshow2561 3 жыл бұрын
He kinda sucks tho, maybe that’s why hahahaha
@gargidasgupta5685
@gargidasgupta5685 5 жыл бұрын
This boy needs a Netflix special!
@horseman4now
@horseman4now 4 жыл бұрын
Or six.
@Chipwhitley274
@Chipwhitley274 3 жыл бұрын
Boy people are lowering the bar for who they demand gets a Netflix special.
@aaronhrk
@aaronhrk 2 жыл бұрын
@@Chipwhitley274 If Hannah Gadsby can get a Netflix special - Moses storm can have a dozen IMHO. He is leagues ahead of that morose train wreck of a human in content, structure and delivery. And I do agree with you; the bar has been set very low.
@MedskiPurnamski
@MedskiPurnamski 2 жыл бұрын
It's two years later and he's getting an HBO Max special thanks to Conan moving to that platform.
@calvinl5726
@calvinl5726 2 жыл бұрын
no
@kassiapencek6185
@kassiapencek6185 5 жыл бұрын
You remind me of Robin Williams. Thanks for manifesting your genius. Bring it on!!!
@ciellilas5737
@ciellilas5737 4 жыл бұрын
the way this comes full circle is AMAZING
@eoinmurphy8761
@eoinmurphy8761 5 жыл бұрын
He's so right about how poor people are viewed as being stupid when in fact they are just as intelligent as affluent people but just don't have the same opportunities or resources to pursue a meaningful career. It's a pity because people from disadvantaged backgrounds have to work harder for every opportunity and therefore don't take things for granted unlike the wealthy privileged elite who exploit poor people.
@saipanbrad
@saipanbrad 5 жыл бұрын
Aw...
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Glad you get it
@Jebu911
@Jebu911 5 жыл бұрын
I'm also from poor family and also dyslexic. But at least i can always use it as an easy scapegoat for not reading long ass boring texts from people.
@eoinmurphy8761
@eoinmurphy8761 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jebu911 So you're an optimist.
@mytube6538
@mytube6538 5 жыл бұрын
True story
@lisabauch854
@lisabauch854 4 жыл бұрын
He has that ingredient that all the greatest comics have: Rage
@enednas801
@enednas801 3 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr comes to mind xD
@hmdchy
@hmdchy 5 жыл бұрын
the tutorial part was ON POINT! hahahhahah 100% true
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it!
@hmdchy
@hmdchy 5 жыл бұрын
@@MosesStorm Thank you for your reply and comedy!
@BdR76
@BdR76 5 жыл бұрын
It's true, those youtube tutorials are the worst LOL everyone has seen at least one
@BdR76
@BdR76 5 жыл бұрын
btw Dwayne Perkins also has a whole bit about how there even are youtube tutorials on "how to wipe my butt"
@MCAndyT
@MCAndyT 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a college art & design instructor and anytime I have a student email me with a question about Rhino or Photoshop, etc, I always make the same mistake of thinking I can just google some pre-existing KZfaq tutorial and send them the link to save myself some time. Aaaannnnnd after about 20 minutes of trying to determine whether or not I can responsibly send anything I've just watched, I just do my own screen capture vid and send it to them (which can take time because I'll do multiple takes!) These jokes spoke to me so hard! Great stuff!
@VianneyCreates
@VianneyCreates 5 жыл бұрын
I love that Conan came in and said "what'd I tell ya?!" He's such a sweetie!
@coloriba7018
@coloriba7018 5 жыл бұрын
I like how actual Moses replies to like 50% of the comments. Moses PLEASE upload more clips of your stand up for the love of god!!! You are an incredible boi
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
That is the plan. Working on recording some new stuff now. I have some tour dates coming up and I'm going to rec those. Thank you for watching
@coloriba7018
@coloriba7018 5 жыл бұрын
@@MosesStorm I can't wait!! ❤️
@maremacd
@maremacd 5 жыл бұрын
Moses Storm Funny bit about the green text bubbles, but the bubble of the person texting you isn’t green-yours is green.
@joshbrucks
@joshbrucks 5 жыл бұрын
maremacd green means android if you have an iphone. Its a VERY dumb joke. Haha poor people and their androids amirite haha? Oh your android phone costs 1800 dollars? Well green bubble so lol you still suck lawlz im clever.
@lonelyghost1851
@lonelyghost1851 5 жыл бұрын
Ictus ooh someone’s got an android
@socupcakeskisses
@socupcakeskisses 5 жыл бұрын
“Did you know Megan was poor?” 😂😂
@MrSquattingbear
@MrSquattingbear 5 жыл бұрын
That Eastern European 'janked' up accent is amazing. And it's TRUE- they do dominate the tutorial space of KZfaq for some reason.😂😂😂
@skadi6750
@skadi6750 4 жыл бұрын
Except Czech Republic (whom he talked about) aint Eastern Europe:-P And we kinda hate that misinformation. We are only like 50% Slavic. Yeah, our accent is shitty, tho.
@reksioktulu
@reksioktulu 3 жыл бұрын
@@skadi6750 come on, don't embaress yourself like that. Czechs are slav and nothing can change it. Be proud.
@miba2132
@miba2132 5 жыл бұрын
Go watch his previous Conan stand-up. It's amazing. You won't regret it.
@cookowl
@cookowl 5 жыл бұрын
link, please
@officialdirtmcgurt
@officialdirtmcgurt 5 жыл бұрын
@@cookowl don't be a lazy daisy, search storm Moses In the search box.
@FirebirdRestores
@FirebirdRestores 5 жыл бұрын
@@officialdirtmcgurt what if I'm a nosey rosey
@wyldfaeking2030
@wyldfaeking2030 5 жыл бұрын
+Robert Hennington Lazy is suggesting it and not putting up a hyperlink or html. It's 2019 not 1996. Dinosaur.
@headlight31
@headlight31 5 жыл бұрын
reality851 Don’t you know who my father is?!
@davidn7026
@davidn7026 5 жыл бұрын
this guy is such a verbal artist. I can't form a sentence with so much info, much less weave them together into a story in a perfect flow and then act it out
@rajatsrivastava2657
@rajatsrivastava2657 5 жыл бұрын
He could be the successor of Conan. Just Saying...
@markcalkins3447
@markcalkins3447 5 жыл бұрын
Team Momo
@luvyou-baby
@luvyou-baby 5 жыл бұрын
You know what, u might actually be right, his standup feels fresh and unique . I hope he gets super successful and even more funny
@burnbern
@burnbern 5 жыл бұрын
It may just be me, but did you get a little bit of a Robin Williams vibe with his movements and face expressions?
@thomasrainbow
@thomasrainbow 5 жыл бұрын
I like that idea
@cravity7794
@cravity7794 5 жыл бұрын
Yes i can see it.
@meinsouza
@meinsouza 5 жыл бұрын
Good will hunting joke was gold 🤣🤣🤣
@alir430
@alir430 5 жыл бұрын
Moses storm is one of the best Conan standup the past few years. Can’t wait til he blows up
@BTBwebstudio
@BTBwebstudio 5 жыл бұрын
Ali Ruckstadter him and Daniel sloss
@entorri
@entorri 2 жыл бұрын
The Wingdings font joke gets me every damn time
@busboyrc
@busboyrc 5 жыл бұрын
I was dying after the wingdings delivery!
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it Carter
@karolinak.4718
@karolinak.4718 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why, but I always gets so excited when someone mentions the Czech Republic...
@AlexaBellaMuerte
@AlexaBellaMuerte 5 жыл бұрын
same
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
@@AlexaBellaMuerte haha
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta give em a shout out
@ondraspendlik9759
@ondraspendlik9759 4 жыл бұрын
Same here. Perhaps because we're a pretty small country that many people don't know about. Props to Moses for knowing something about our history and incorporating our country (and our Slovakian brother's country) into his standup.
@Person1865
@Person1865 2 жыл бұрын
Because it's amazing!
@ronan7036
@ronan7036 5 жыл бұрын
I love how lively and fresh he is, can't wait to see more of him in the future.
@pviau90
@pviau90 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never repeatedly watched a KZfaq video more than this one! Moses Storm needs a comedy special! Delivery is perfect 👌🏻
@angelicalicari8355
@angelicalicari8355 3 жыл бұрын
The Wingdings font joke @4:40 had me wheezing!
@frusciante3499
@frusciante3499 5 жыл бұрын
Damn! This guy is really good.
@CalebMcFarland
@CalebMcFarland 5 жыл бұрын
People do the same thing with depression. They’re like oh my goodness this video cured my depression. You probably didn’t have depression. I feel like people with like legit issues don’t say things like this video cured my depression.
@ikuep
@ikuep 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe they're people with depression going through denial. Just because they say it doesn't make it true.
@andreashort310
@andreashort310 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's just a joke. Maybe they either know they don't have depression or they have it and the video didn't actually cure it.
@dustin2698
@dustin2698 5 жыл бұрын
I think if someone watched a video that cured their depression they'd be too busy being not depressed to comment on YT about it.
@dentze
@dentze 5 жыл бұрын
I have depression, have had it for years, and I joke about it all the time. Even then, that's just kind of a saying, like do you think everyone who says "well that just butters my eggroll" is actually holding an eggroll?
@dentze
@dentze 5 жыл бұрын
@@JoseGranny the "butters my eggroll" vine...? omg is that now a really obscure reference? "grinds my gears", "pushes my buttons", etc
@vianeyboruel504
@vianeyboruel504 5 жыл бұрын
Love him, took too long to be back. Waiting for the Netflix special
@saphricpcgaming5182
@saphricpcgaming5182 5 жыл бұрын
My android phone was 1000 dollars what do you mean I'm poor lol
@GenevieveThornton
@GenevieveThornton 5 жыл бұрын
SaphricPCGaming peasant
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I totally see your point. The joke is not really about which is better. It’s about how Apple has brainwashed us and made it feel like blue is somehow better. P.S. Your comment is showing up green
@djlobb
@djlobb 5 жыл бұрын
@@MosesStorm lol I think it's pretty cool that you reply to the comments. You probs won't do that when you get bigger tho hey lol. Also I don't think that was Apple's intention, as regular non-iMessage texts show up as green as well. Blue just indicates that they're using iMessage lol. I liked your set btw. I especially liked the KZfaq tutorials part, as someone who prefers to watch videos as I have ASD.
@MrShanester117
@MrShanester117 5 жыл бұрын
SaphricPCGaming Yeah they cost the same amount... also I have an iPhone and I changed my text bubbles to green.
@yoyobradtaylor9748
@yoyobradtaylor9748 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@SucculentChineseMeal
@SucculentChineseMeal Жыл бұрын
Easily one of the most entertaining stand ups currently. Hope he has massive success
@timadrian5605
@timadrian5605 5 жыл бұрын
iPhone users: Green text bubbles are ew. Android users: So just change it, oh wait, you can’t. Sorry just used to text bubbles being any color we want....🤣
@hme850
@hme850 3 ай бұрын
💯
@0ooTheMAXXoo0
@0ooTheMAXXoo0 5 жыл бұрын
USB cord is almost always the right side up the first time, still does not go in, flip it with no luck, flip it back and then it goes in. Also, aderall is amphetamines (speed), not cocaine.
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but coke sounds funnier. Whoops
@Squalla1
@Squalla1 5 жыл бұрын
​@@MosesStorm Also more relatable, amirite little dude
@888PsyMike888
@888PsyMike888 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I hate that 4th dimension...
@MidiFister
@MidiFister 4 жыл бұрын
Man I have to say this is one of those extremely rare interesting stand up sets on a late night show. Those are so rare. Can't wait to see a full special of this guy
@jjclaxton1652
@jjclaxton1652 5 жыл бұрын
Ohh that’s not Joffrey ?
@naztronaut
@naztronaut 5 жыл бұрын
As a KZfaq tutorial creator, I'd like to add that some of us are allergic to second takes and pauses in recording. (Spot on and hilarious stand up!)
@sidowninc
@sidowninc 5 жыл бұрын
This dude is great! Very refreshing content and style indeed.
@VBC_Records
@VBC_Records 5 жыл бұрын
omg the tutorial bit is SO spot on
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it!
@JoshFryer
@JoshFryer 5 жыл бұрын
Funniest, real stand-up I've seen in a while! Kudos!
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it
@ischristinaok
@ischristinaok 5 жыл бұрын
This is actually one of the funniest stand up routines I’ve seen in a long time
@JaQuicker
@JaQuicker 5 жыл бұрын
I hope John Mulaney has a good financial manager
@allonsy3695
@allonsy3695 5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a young Robin, and I do like it.
@MarionRelics
@MarionRelics 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing that green bubble is really a significant moment in a new relationship. It’s like...sigh...everything’s going to be a little bit difficult with this one.
@AlexaBellaMuerte
@AlexaBellaMuerte 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god so spot on with the tutorials
@weroni
@weroni 5 жыл бұрын
As a Slovakian watching Conan all the time, nice to hear my country mentioned :D
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Shout out to you!
@luminary412
@luminary412 5 жыл бұрын
Full comedy special is needed.. ty
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it
@wvusmc
@wvusmc 5 жыл бұрын
He snorted his Adderall before his set.
@___David__
@___David__ 5 жыл бұрын
Ahahahah someone hasn't checked Samsung's latest price tags...
@mashkakiska005
@mashkakiska005 5 жыл бұрын
seriously, plus nothing is poor about the quality of androids either lol
@mid-sizesedan488
@mid-sizesedan488 5 жыл бұрын
They’re just Apple sheeps
@Vendrix86
@Vendrix86 5 жыл бұрын
crapple fans harp about the price to make themselves feel superior. While generally it is true iphone users have more money than their android brethren, they also seem to be dumber on average.
@headlight31
@headlight31 5 жыл бұрын
mashkakiska005 yeah you are correct. But majority of people think that if you own an Apple product you’re considered rich. Lol.
@swapnil6996
@swapnil6996 5 жыл бұрын
Samsung is not the only company that makes Android phones. I guess, you don't live near poor people lol.
@mridulnair4754
@mridulnair4754 5 жыл бұрын
I love shark tank and I loved his home about it. This guy was confident and acted well. Great act.
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
YEEEESSS
@babyvirgo00-88
@babyvirgo00-88 5 жыл бұрын
3:07 this part killed me
@hayksamvelyan
@hayksamvelyan 5 жыл бұрын
I loved his delivery and transitions, great stuff! His speech also reminded of Kumail Nanjiani
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
haha other people have told me that. I totally see it
@simretsekhon586
@simretsekhon586 5 жыл бұрын
It's so hard to end that perfectly 😂 he was awesome
@Myacckt
@Myacckt 4 жыл бұрын
where is he now? love this guy need more of him
@tbrwy
@tbrwy 5 жыл бұрын
the good will hunting bit was funny
@Pocketpole
@Pocketpole 5 жыл бұрын
Literally just commented on your Tape Video how I'm eager to see a new set from you, cause I loved your last one and there it is! Funny af, keep it up, hope you go on tour some day!
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Yes! Thanks for making it over to this one J
@sarcasm-83
@sarcasm-83 5 жыл бұрын
Wow this actually taught me that green message bubbles are texts and blue message bubbles are iMessages. Started wondering why I had both blue's and green's.
@djlobb
@djlobb 5 жыл бұрын
Did it tho? lol. That's true, but all I got from him was "Android is for poor people, if you send me green texts don't talk to me because you most likely don't have an iPhone so I'm better than you"... No?
@lc8097
@lc8097 5 жыл бұрын
I had to go check my texts and instantly learned what kinds of phones my friends have. Mind blown.
@vanessa0111
@vanessa0111 4 жыл бұрын
I know I had my iPhone for like 3 months before I figured that out haha
@margicates553
@margicates553 4 жыл бұрын
Ok he won me over. “ building a mouth”
@Stwo
@Stwo 3 жыл бұрын
This dude is great. Unique, charming, & hilarious.
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 5 жыл бұрын
First time seeing a stand-up talking about youtube tutorials and it's soooo true, this is an absolute riot!
@MCAndyT
@MCAndyT 4 жыл бұрын
+
@ValensBellator
@ValensBellator 5 жыл бұрын
Dyslexia must be so frustrating. I think it varies in severity as my dad has it... he’s super intelligent but always has to ask how to spell things, but he can read just fine it seems. I’ve heard there’s actually some font that can help people with dyslexia where the letter gets bolder from top to bottom... it’s certainly a frustrating issue.
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
I tried that font. It was not very helpful. Everybody's dyslexia is a little different. But grateful they are at least trying
@mstcrow5429
@mstcrow5429 5 жыл бұрын
No doubt most people who have iPhones are actually poor, because they blow their money on status objects like iPhones.
@caffeinatednation8885
@caffeinatednation8885 5 жыл бұрын
Preach
@doc-holliday-
@doc-holliday- 5 жыл бұрын
People who own Apple thinking it's a good thing are like people who own exploding Nikes thinking they have better shoes because they were duped into paying more for inferior quality.
@OrokanaMkIII
@OrokanaMkIII 5 жыл бұрын
@@doc-holliday- isn't Samsung more known for exploding?
@djlobb
@djlobb 5 жыл бұрын
@@OrokanaMkIII Sure if you read the tech headlines in 2016. Fun fact tho. Apple have had more phone models explode than Samsung ;-) The Note 7 had a battery flaw. No one knows why the iPhones blew up.
@mrniz461
@mrniz461 4 жыл бұрын
djlobb Sure buddy. Now Samsung has shitty fingerprint scanners 😂
@TorSkywalker
@TorSkywalker 5 жыл бұрын
The Good Will Hunting joke really got me.
@Sarah-dn6sr
@Sarah-dn6sr 3 жыл бұрын
This dudes gotta be huge someday. Such a great stage presence already
@rebelliousnature4795
@rebelliousnature4795 5 жыл бұрын
I have ADHD, it’s not just focusing, it messed my life up, just got prescribed medication at 28 after years without even though diagnosed at 12, it’s not like “cocaine” for those of us with ADHD it actually calms us down..
@kaeonian7614
@kaeonian7614 5 жыл бұрын
I’m totally with you. I was finally diagnosed with ADHD (which is a real thing) in my 20’s and as soon as I was put on the correct medication which ended up being Adderall XR I could finally sleep, had an appetite, and was able to stop moving around so much like a person who might appear to be on drugs. I’m 41 now and function like a normal human being. ADHD drugs including Adderall have the opposite affect on people who abuse them but if you truly have ADHD these drugs calm you down enough to be able to function in society. I suffered terribly before being correctly diagnosed and put on Adderall, I was put on every anti depressant you could think of even though I wasn’t depressed.
@Will-kl5ri
@Will-kl5ri 5 жыл бұрын
Right me too, but.... it's.... a joke.... so laugh
@laurenthomas9305
@laurenthomas9305 5 жыл бұрын
Same here. I wasn't diagnosed until my mid twenties, and my meds are a complete game changer.
@nikkipolk6117
@nikkipolk6117 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but I can drop my android phone and it will still work. Also not have a cracked screen...so...lol
@carric9962
@carric9962 5 жыл бұрын
Androids are superior. We know it😉
@ProudPapaJD
@ProudPapaJD 4 жыл бұрын
Triggered.
@dannyrockie
@dannyrockie 4 жыл бұрын
This really is one of the best routine in the last x yr. Please do a Netflix special.
@littleelephant367
@littleelephant367 5 жыл бұрын
have been waiting for new material ever since i saw his first set on Conan I'm so glad i haven't killed myself
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Wow. me too. Glad you stuck around Ariana
@michaelberstler9379
@michaelberstler9379 5 жыл бұрын
As a self taught music producer I can totally back up how many terrible tutorials there are on KZfaq 😂
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Yes! This guy gets it. These are painful
@qwertyyxoxo
@qwertyyxoxo 5 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD NETFLIX GET THIS GUY A SPECIAL
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Ya hear that Netflix
@sasukeeehhhhh2197
@sasukeeehhhhh2197 5 жыл бұрын
I loved this!!!!!!
@daniellemichael1
@daniellemichael1 4 жыл бұрын
You leave me and my green text bubble alone funny man
@aspektx
@aspektx 5 жыл бұрын
I was hoping they'd post more of him.
@musa2775
@musa2775 5 жыл бұрын
The people that are not laughing at that: commenting on a Note9. 🤣 Ohhh, iSheep...
@rtwilho
@rtwilho 5 жыл бұрын
New favorite comedian. So great.
@Sludgedump
@Sludgedump 3 жыл бұрын
As someone with a green text bubble, I can ensure you I am full of red flags.
@TheGoodfella2012
@TheGoodfella2012 5 жыл бұрын
I've seen this about 5 times now. I keep coming back for the "Give it every Oscar!" line :D
@lovepeacebliss
@lovepeacebliss 5 жыл бұрын
Meghan isnt poor. Shes intellegant and not easily manipulated
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I totally see your point. The joke is not really about which is better. It’s about how Apple has brainwashed us and made it feel like blue is somehow better. P.S. Your comment is showing up green
@lovepeacebliss
@lovepeacebliss 5 жыл бұрын
@@MosesStorm green? like highlighted green or green letters?
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Yes it comes free in a can of soup
@lovepeacebliss
@lovepeacebliss 5 жыл бұрын
@@MosesStorm I just caught on that your the comedian in the video. Great set! Looking forward to more of your work.
@djlobb
@djlobb 5 жыл бұрын
@@MosesStorm Does your dyslexia affect your KZfaq replying? :-)
@jayafj
@jayafj 5 жыл бұрын
Awesome set... So incredibly funny! Learnt something about Green text bubbles too 😂😂
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
That is what I am here for :) Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it Jeya
@jayafj
@jayafj 5 жыл бұрын
@@MosesStorm OMG It's you!! I've watched all your videos! Can't wait to watch another set! Keep slaying!
@RahulFLK23
@RahulFLK23 5 жыл бұрын
This was incredible 😂😂😂😂😂
@captainrisky6561
@captainrisky6561 4 жыл бұрын
The Android joke doesn't even work because there are heaps of Android phones that are just as expensive or more expensive than iPhones. You can make fun of Android users but you can't really argue that owning an android means you're poor.
@zurisreptiles5239
@zurisreptiles5239 5 жыл бұрын
King Joffrey?
@ZombiePanda88
@ZombiePanda88 5 жыл бұрын
I would love to see this guy live doing his full Comedy set! Lol
@JamoSimcity47
@JamoSimcity47 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, just damn. What a stand up.10/10
@byronrideaux
@byronrideaux 5 жыл бұрын
all of my friends that have iPhones say my android texts show up gray
@JocelynChia
@JocelynChia 5 жыл бұрын
He must be a certifiable genius!
@mrheyfuckoff1
@mrheyfuckoff1 5 жыл бұрын
I smell future talk show host
@mauriciozatarain
@mauriciozatarain 5 жыл бұрын
Moses is awesome!!!!!!
@emmacat3202
@emmacat3202 4 жыл бұрын
Can this dude get a Netflix special?
@chunkychuck
@chunkychuck 5 жыл бұрын
I could have sworn Ron Funches made the Green Text Bubble joke first. They were both on the Conan standup tour, maybe my memory is just bad?
@SebastianSchaub
@SebastianSchaub 5 жыл бұрын
So fresh and hilarious!
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for watching and the kind words! I really appreciate it Sebastian
@spindlecitysister
@spindlecitysister 5 жыл бұрын
Excellent! Moses rocks!
@lessls
@lessls 5 жыл бұрын
He's back!! Daniel Sloss and now Moses, Conan is bringing back the best of the best
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
I love Daniel as well!
@sk8brder40
@sk8brder40 5 жыл бұрын
Owning an Android phone doesn't mean you're poor lol Samsung's phones cost the same as Apple's
@Marc-hk2rf
@Marc-hk2rf 5 жыл бұрын
RyanPm40 its a stereotype, and a funny one, but we just like joking around
@herpallday1284
@herpallday1284 5 жыл бұрын
Well we all know what you own.
@philliesphan312
@philliesphan312 5 жыл бұрын
It seems like everyone owns an apple or most are just leasing so they look rich.
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I totally see your point. The joke is not really about which is better. It’s about how Apple has brainwashed us and made it feel like blue is somehow better. P.S. Your comment is showing up green
@ycart3285
@ycart3285 5 жыл бұрын
@@MosesStorm Haha I'm glad you're here to see how much we all enjoyed your set, even if I was watching it from my android😭😂😂 You're going places, man, you're really good!
@KitKatToeBeans
@KitKatToeBeans 4 жыл бұрын
Where has Moses been my entire comedian deprived life? So glad I found him...ty KZfaq recommendations!
@davidromero6998
@davidromero6998 4 жыл бұрын
why isn't there more videos of him doing standup this guy is a genius!!! love him. new fav
@nac341
@nac341 5 жыл бұрын
Some of the best comedy on the internet. Keep it up Moses! Conan is awesome for giving him a platform.
@Harshulnarang1
@Harshulnarang1 5 жыл бұрын
Accent sounds like someone is still building a mouth... 😂😂😂😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in months 😂😂🤣
@MCAndyT
@MCAndyT 4 жыл бұрын
so bad! but what a great description. I spent 3 weeks in Glasgow last summer and the whole time I was thinking, I really don't think these people are supposed to be speaking English, their mouths were built for something else (clearly Gaelic!)
@hipnhappenin
@hipnhappenin 5 жыл бұрын
Glad someone said it out loud
@sumzzz1649
@sumzzz1649 5 жыл бұрын
I love him😂😂 glad he’s getting more recognition
@MosesStorm
@MosesStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
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