im very bad at simplified chinese but ill still try translating it [text bracketed like this im not sure about] 00:04 "[...does that say Evolution?] Laboratory" "The Doctor is doing an experiment now..." "Suddenly!" "A group of dogs escaped the lab" "Let's quickly run!" (said by Delinquent Doge) 00:12 "Catch them back!" (said by Lab Coat Guy) "[...dogs assemble? Big Battle begins at once?]" 00:18 "[Vegetable Dog???] Big Battle: Dog VS Men Make War" (name of app) 00:25 "[Name of the game]" "Seven Day [...something? I assume it is Event Calendar]" "1-1 [New York? I think? (I'm not good with place names)]" "[Warpower? Manpower?]: 256" "Start Battle (Electric Bolt x5)" "Clearing 1-3 to get this piece of ungodly abomination please help me" "Because you're too beautiful (what??? whale cat thing?)" "Map" "Bases" "[Units? Formation?]" "Gacha" 00:51 "This is the enemy base! Only by destroying it can we gain victory!" 00:54 "These are bones, you can use them to summon soldiers, bones will increase as time goes on" 1:05 "Now, summon [Wanwan] to [idk] them!" 1:15 "Summon another one!" 1:37 "You are always the best" "Rewards" "Confirm" "Get double rewards (Ad)" okay thats enough translating im losing braincells just looking at this "game"