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On The Bee Weekly, Kyle, Ethan, and guest host Wendy read through some of our old stories that stirred up the most controversy. Did we miss any? Let us know in the comments!
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@JA-yz8eq
@JA-yz8eq 3 жыл бұрын
"Motorcyclist who identifies as cyclist sets new cycling world record" is the best by a mile
@randysookdeo2990
@randysookdeo2990 3 жыл бұрын
"bi-cyclist" lol
@randominternetguy3537
@randominternetguy3537 3 жыл бұрын
Much like the motorcyclist
@bountonw
@bountonw 3 жыл бұрын
Probably the best by several miles.
@jennifer9047
@jennifer9047 3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there 😏
@davidanalyst671
@davidanalyst671 3 жыл бұрын
bro, they did a video for that!!
@mattybobatty525
@mattybobatty525 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite bee article to this day is still "AOC goes on Price is Right, guesses everything is free"
@dirtcop11
@dirtcop11 3 жыл бұрын
I think it was "The Price is Right."
@jonnyblade3234
@jonnyblade3234 3 жыл бұрын
Actually I think that might be part of the joke
@mattybobatty525
@mattybobatty525 3 жыл бұрын
@@dirtcop11 you're absolutely right
@draconshot928
@draconshot928 3 жыл бұрын
And you are correct. All the items listed here are free. Tell AOC what she won. That's right she won one dead corpse, a lifetime supply of misery, and ???.
@weekendmom
@weekendmom 3 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@rolandoscar1696
@rolandoscar1696 3 жыл бұрын
My best was "Democrats clutching at straws to impeach Trump, regretting banning straws."
@nateb4543
@nateb4543 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome. On a plane back to Portland a guy got all pissed they didn't have straws. I told him to ask for a free syringe and use that. It cheered him up
@bringonthevelocirapture
@bringonthevelocirapture 2 жыл бұрын
@@nateb4543 What was in the syringe? Is that what they're doing to disorderly guests on planes now?
@suryanshshrivastava4681
@suryanshshrivastava4681 2 жыл бұрын
how is this funny?
@rolandoscar1696
@rolandoscar1696 2 жыл бұрын
@@suryanshshrivastava4681 Part of the 2020 election pledges had Democrats vowing to ban plastic straws for the sake of the environment. "Clutching at straws" is a desperate and futile attempt to stop something, though it's a different kind of straw- grass straws.
@suryanshshrivastava4681
@suryanshshrivastava4681 2 жыл бұрын
@@rolandoscar1696 dude i got it, but it's just not funny, and it was not the democratic platform, only some companies stopped using plastic straws
@marivuorinen1424
@marivuorinen1424 3 жыл бұрын
my favourite is "CDC: People who have dirt on Clintons have 843% greater risk of suicide" 😂 and never been offended by any of bee's memes
@Nadia-mn1eb
@Nadia-mn1eb 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@SRose-vp6ew
@SRose-vp6ew 2 жыл бұрын
What about, "CDC didn't remove data and studies off their website today"
@Euragone68
@Euragone68 3 жыл бұрын
Favorite for the year so far is "NFL Clarifies That The Entire League Isn't Gay, Just The Dallas Cowboys" ....
@classicle420
@classicle420 2 жыл бұрын
As a Texan who cheers for the cowboys every season and plays high school football, I know how to take a joke and that headline was a true masterpiece
@nickhomer6799
@nickhomer6799 3 жыл бұрын
The Ocasio-Cortez joke of her not speaking English was gold. Also loved the Hunter Biden crack trap.
@chrisazure1624
@chrisazure1624 3 жыл бұрын
Biden is over crack, but he isn't over poon-tang. He thought the stripper was on the up and up. I wonder if she intentionally got pregnant with his love child for the cashola?
@aidenaune7008
@aidenaune7008 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisazure1624 hunter over crack? yeah right
@ThePinkerton1776
@ThePinkerton1776 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the Parmesan cheese he smokes with his crack while f*cking Chinese spy’s with swallwell
@tegridyweed7863
@tegridyweed7863 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThePinkerton1776 correction. Underaged, probably, Chinese spies.
@denvan3143
@denvan3143 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisazure1624 that stripper saw Hunter coming from a mile away.
@factfiend1000
@factfiend1000 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite is, "Entire Water Polo team drowned kneeling for National Anthem." Not exact wording but still funny.
@Nadia-mn1eb
@Nadia-mn1eb 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@OUSoonr1981
@OUSoonr1981 Жыл бұрын
That was gooood!
@MrHorse-kv4iy
@MrHorse-kv4iy Жыл бұрын
Good one 🤣🤣
@Nepsanagaer
@Nepsanagaer Жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@fireballxl5328
@fireballxl5328 Жыл бұрын
There's some tremendous comedy coming fro this group !! Keep it up !
@perigosu8449
@perigosu8449 3 жыл бұрын
the guy laughing in the background must NEVER be replaced.
@perigosu8449
@perigosu8449 3 жыл бұрын
@Debra Charles u wot m8?
@RK-eo8gl
@RK-eo8gl 3 жыл бұрын
A Living Laugh Track
@jwbrenna
@jwbrenna 2 жыл бұрын
Background laugh is annoying
@jwbrenna
@jwbrenna 2 жыл бұрын
The girl was no good but maybe she will get comfortable and be more funny, she reminds me of howard stern setup though
@pastureexpectationsfarm6412
@pastureexpectationsfarm6412 2 жыл бұрын
Laughing Boy is just irritating, like a weird Simpson's character.
@reallystraightguy2716
@reallystraightguy2716 2 жыл бұрын
As a Conservative, I love it when the Bee makes fun of the Right. Being able to poke fun at everyone is one of the main reasons that The Office was so wildly popular.
@hannahhope3553
@hannahhope3553 2 жыл бұрын
Ditto. Like when Rachel Maria impersonates conservatives.
@reallystraightguy2716
@reallystraightguy2716 2 жыл бұрын
@@hannahhope3553 I don't know who she is.
@UFCMania155
@UFCMania155 Жыл бұрын
The office is for people who have the sense of humour of a retarded 8 year old. Watch South Park if you want a show that actually disses everyone and doesnt give a shit about what people think
@bhoogvliet
@bhoogvliet Жыл бұрын
Haha, luckily, the right can take a joke better than the left 😂
@RobertLocke-hn8vt
@RobertLocke-hn8vt 10 ай бұрын
It's also why SNL use to be so popular....Now????
@preachertv5891
@preachertv5891 3 жыл бұрын
I've never been offended by the bees titles, but then again I have a sense of humor and can laugh at myself and things that I like.
@rickraber1249
@rickraber1249 2 жыл бұрын
Unlike liberals, who've all had their sense of humor surgically removed. Along with their common sense.....
@TheanHooYew
@TheanHooYew 3 жыл бұрын
"When you don't get the joke, you are the joke." - Confucius
@scottlee9373
@scottlee9373 2 жыл бұрын
Yep! He said that. I know. I was there.
@RKroese
@RKroese 2 жыл бұрын
"You are quoting me wong." - Confucius. (Removing the R is intentional)
@idon.t2156
@idon.t2156 2 жыл бұрын
*confused
@BifMcAwesome
@BifMcAwesome 2 жыл бұрын
MARSHMALLOW! - Confucius
@timh2356
@timh2356 Жыл бұрын
"When you don't get the joke, you are the joke." - Confucius -Lincoln
@jeanbaue8266
@jeanbaue8266 3 жыл бұрын
As a conservative Lutheran, thank you for the occasional poke at Martin Luther. He had a tremendous sense of humor. His "pope jokes" got him into a lot of trouble.
@DanielCovington
@DanielCovington Жыл бұрын
If I recall the quote right, it was something like: "If the devil will not yield to prayer or to scripture, I suggest laughter, for the proud spirit cannot bear being mocked." Meanwhile, Christians are supposed to turn the other cheek when offended (have you tried this? it can be a lot harder than it sounds). Martin Luther would surely appreciate the Bee.
@RockyMountainBear
@RockyMountainBear 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂 "Marshmallow!" That caught me a bit off guard.
@Stevarooni
@Stevarooni 3 жыл бұрын
I was _not_ expecting it when they said that! 😆
@Etymon-jt3zw
@Etymon-jt3zw 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how you did that kind of superscience magic there but I just happened to read your comment rate as they did the" marshmallow" I've never seen such comedic timing in a text before I don't know how you planned that out or if is just a coincidence.🤣
@gunna2cool
@gunna2cool 3 жыл бұрын
It was brilliant! 🤣
@marcparkinson4118
@marcparkinson4118 3 жыл бұрын
I did not get the Marshmallow one myself. (I may not be the sharpest tac on the block) My favorite been video. The motorcyclist who identified as a byciclist.
@BoMwarriorVlog
@BoMwarriorVlog 3 жыл бұрын
PERFECT censorship sound. 😅
@TheSpaniard
@TheSpaniard 3 жыл бұрын
It's always so cringe to me when people don't get satire, including satire making fun of itself like the Bee does a lot. But I guess that means y'all are actually doing a great job. 😂
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 3 жыл бұрын
what i find particularly funny is things like the Romney joke; most people are laughing at his faith, Latter-day Saints are laughing at him implying that he is moral. "Gadianton" look it up 😉
@rickraber1249
@rickraber1249 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like when Snopes actually fact checked them! How dumb to you have to be? Oh wait, that was because they thought BB fans were too dumb to detect satire. My bad.
@timh2356
@timh2356 Жыл бұрын
Man on internet says something is "Cringe." Wins Pulitzer Prize.
@p.maryyayabear7078
@p.maryyayabear7078 3 жыл бұрын
This one from today, I loved, "'I thought I was going to die', says Capitol Police Officer Who Held Door Open For Protestors On Jan.6".
@DickLongFlop14
@DickLongFlop14 2 жыл бұрын
Someone got pissed at me the other day for sharing the one about R. Kelley being found guilty of not being the presidents son, and the quote said “Living the Hunter Biden lifestyle while failing to be Hunter Biden is a serious offense” and some lady went off about how I’m stupid for believing everything I read, as if I was somehow unaware it was satire 😂
@kittyquinn2316
@kittyquinn2316 3 жыл бұрын
I love that guy in the background laughing his butt off 🤣
@taniya8455
@taniya8455 Жыл бұрын
Yeahhhh❤😂❤so innocent
@becklyn3
@becklyn3 3 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to worry that I'm becoming obsessed with the Babylon Bee
@howdydocowgirlcowgirl181
@howdydocowgirlcowgirl181 3 жыл бұрын
You're not alone 😗
@Blaster-Master-Luke
@Blaster-Master-Luke 3 жыл бұрын
I found them two weeks ago and haven't been able to stop watching them. I enjoy listening to the podcasts whenever I'm working. I'm still a freeloader at this point but that will probably change here shortly. 😆
@mrpotato4530
@mrpotato4530 3 жыл бұрын
When comedians running a parody site have more common sense and can have more in depth and impactful discussions on politics than "news" sites, society is in danger. Babylon Bee is way too on point so I think it's safe to say we're in grave danger D:
@blanket8452
@blanket8452 3 жыл бұрын
Same! They’re my go to podcast on walks every since Motorcycle turns Bicyclist and Dave Rubin.
@KG004
@KG004 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like joining a CrossFit gym or becoming vegan. You just start repeating the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
@mattberger8348
@mattberger8348 3 жыл бұрын
"Trump forced to go door to door shouting "MARSHMELLOW!" The non-sequitur was even funnier than the original headline!
@ClaireOSullivanAuthor
@ClaireOSullivanAuthor Жыл бұрын
lol that was epic.
@Uarehere
@Uarehere 2 жыл бұрын
I am neither Christian nor Republican, but I found these jokes to be pretty funny! I love that you guys are willing to make fun of yourselves and of your audience. That is a sign of a true comedian!
@albinogator6221
@albinogator6221 3 жыл бұрын
The fact you had to censor and say MARSHMALLOW instead of the real event... says everything about the state of big tech ruling free thought...
@georgehenderson7783
@georgehenderson7783 3 жыл бұрын
This would never have happened if KZfaq hadn't been bought by Google.
@mcbagpipes55
@mcbagpipes55 3 жыл бұрын
Its actually the funniest part of the video, and the fact that reality is the real joke just made me laugh even harder
@rorshakks
@rorshakks 3 жыл бұрын
riggted electshun
@computerbiscuit
@computerbiscuit 3 жыл бұрын
He survived thru Not my President Covid-19 2 impeachments and a compromised election He’ll be back and he’s bringing DeSantis with him
@relevation0
@relevation0 3 жыл бұрын
@@georgehenderson7783 right, can we all agree on a new 'youtube' and all move over to it?
@jongilbertson2106
@jongilbertson2106 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites is Motorcyclist Who Identifies as Bicyclist Wins Tours and Breaks Records.
@billiehaley2816
@billiehaley2816 3 жыл бұрын
Loved it also
@stoamnyfarms
@stoamnyfarms Жыл бұрын
Years ago I broke down 60 miles outside of Salt Lake City and the only ones to stop was a bus full of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They drove me a good 30 minutes to the closest town to use a phone and call a wrecker then took me all the way back and waited with me.
@zachswy
@zachswy 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a faithful, practicing LDS, and I cried of laughter at the Mitt article.
@confused_beekeeper
@confused_beekeeper 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a Utah Mormon and I found the Mitt Romney joke funny. Mostly because it poked fun at squishy Mitt
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 3 жыл бұрын
I know right? so many people are blinded by the "anti-mormon literature" that they don't see that the biggest joke is lying Mr. Milktoast Romney.
@RockandrollNegro
@RockandrollNegro 6 ай бұрын
​@@noskalborg723 I think you mean "milquetoast." Milk and toast is a breakfast combo.
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 6 ай бұрын
@@RockandrollNegro yes, but the name is derived from the meal.
@bx22able
@bx22able 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite is the one with AOC having some trouble with her shoe laces. I always think of her trying to criticize and explain to Republicans that one cannot lift one's self by their own bootstraps. She didn't understand the metaphor. She then confused herself and had to change the subject.
@daveeyes
@daveeyes 2 жыл бұрын
But she's so CUTE when she's confused! She's like a puppy encountering a Roomba robot vacuum. "What's that?" Followed by "BarkBarkBark".
@kpd3308
@kpd3308 2 жыл бұрын
"(Because she's so stupid)" is pure gold! I need the Bee to keep reminding me that not everybody out there is a nut job, and there are still intelligent people with great senses of humor. Thank you!
@DontWatchProductions
@DontWatchProductions 3 жыл бұрын
I've always found the best way to piss people off is to tell the truth about them. Nothing gets under their thin skin quicker!
@burnttoastspacegirlfriend8769
@burnttoastspacegirlfriend8769 3 жыл бұрын
The best part about trolling is when people get trolled instead of just moving on with their lives 💜
@brahtrumpwonbigly7309
@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 3 жыл бұрын
You've...broken the code!
@janos5408
@janos5408 3 жыл бұрын
C'mon man, these guys are, you know, the thing. Remember, if you're not offending someone, you're just not trying. Marshmallow!
@Gen-ZChristian
@Gen-ZChristian 3 жыл бұрын
Corn pop!
@thevoxdeus
@thevoxdeus 3 жыл бұрын
-Excerpt, Letters From A South African Jail
@rolandoscar1696
@rolandoscar1696 3 жыл бұрын
In a world where humour is banned, you guys take it to a new level. Brilliant!
@AKAHeatherJoy
@AKAHeatherJoy 2 жыл бұрын
Hey! I'm LDS and most "Mormons" can't stand Mitt Romney and we find jokes about us funny. Sounds like those LDS people that complained were just people that get offended easily. I love your videos and posts!
@prbmax
@prbmax 3 жыл бұрын
I would think "crack-pot" could be used in multiple way for jokes with "where's hunter."
@solventtrapdotcom6676
@solventtrapdotcom6676 3 жыл бұрын
I've noticed a distinct lack of this and wondered why.
@jennifer9047
@jennifer9047 3 жыл бұрын
Another case of the crack pot calling the kettle Parmesan cheese...
@MichaelPiz
@MichaelPiz 3 жыл бұрын
"Soccer is hockey at the speed of golf." - Me
@hariman7727
@hariman7727 3 жыл бұрын
Heh. I always called Soccer "Hockey on demerol".
@ML98837bob
@ML98837bob 2 жыл бұрын
That’s great! I’m stealing that one😇
@kathleenirish
@kathleenirish 2 жыл бұрын
Glad I read this months after you wrote it!! You won internet
@marcwilliams9824
@marcwilliams9824 2 жыл бұрын
American Football is rugby for girls who need padding and helmets for fear of getting an "ouchie".
@MichaelPiz
@MichaelPiz 2 жыл бұрын
@@marcwilliams9824 At least mine is obviously a joke. Can't tell if yours is. If it is, it's not very clever.
@ub2bn
@ub2bn 3 жыл бұрын
"There are some very fine people at the Babylon Bee." Donald Trump
@dillonwagers2975
@dillonwagers2975 4 ай бұрын
Did he actually say that?
@AdirondackRuby
@AdirondackRuby 3 жыл бұрын
"...now they just need to get the Theology down." Kyle absolutely deserved some Thug Life meme editing over that! Although, he managed the "I'm just sayin'" sip all on his own.
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 3 жыл бұрын
and I'M just sayin' Matthew 18: 23-35 and Acts 5: 33-40 Jesus wasn't playin'
@tomnkathiedoran3471
@tomnkathiedoran3471 2 жыл бұрын
That slayed me as well. They got the nice down....
@DeploraBill59
@DeploraBill59 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for saying that. I couldn't hear what he said over the others.
@MIKE-se8ye
@MIKE-se8ye 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations! By 7pm tonight "marshmallows" will be raaaaacissst!
@charlesbaldo
@charlesbaldo 3 жыл бұрын
Carl Nassib is interesting because the media dropped him when they found out he was also Republican.
@funkydanieluk
@funkydanieluk 3 жыл бұрын
The shoe lace one is one of the greatest pieces of satire ever written. It was made even funnier by people not getting it.
@vblord
@vblord 3 жыл бұрын
I love how juvenile you guys are. You know that's a compliment right? They are all fabulous.
@Rychleji
@Rychleji 3 жыл бұрын
So you tell me, that out of all that TBB makes fun of. People are offended over immigrant no english joke? Even though it's completely universally used by all immigrants all over the world the second you try to refund something or police arrives. (I'm not even from English speaking country and this happens all the time here. Vietnamese are pulling this off all the time)
@1940restorod
@1940restorod 2 жыл бұрын
I am for America being an English speaking country. If you immigrate here learn the language and enjoy all its benefits.
@aaronbullen9120
@aaronbullen9120 3 жыл бұрын
A "Mormon" here. I think your jokes are hilarious. Even the ones at my expense
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 3 жыл бұрын
c'mon man, we have to tell them to call us, you know... the thing. "latter-day saints", it's only 4 syllables. "Presbyterians" is longer and harder to type.
@BoMwarriorVlog
@BoMwarriorVlog 3 жыл бұрын
@@noskalborg723 Hey, I'm just happily impressed the editors even vocally recognized the fact! 😃 "Baby steps Bob, baby steps..." 😉😁
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 3 жыл бұрын
@@BoMwarriorVlog fair point
@mneedes2
@mneedes2 3 жыл бұрын
LDS = Lethal Dose of Sex ? Are you sure you don't want to back to "Mormon" ?
@BoMwarriorVlog
@BoMwarriorVlog 3 жыл бұрын
@@mneedes2 Hardy-har. 😏 "LDS" stands for "Latter Day Saint", as in The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints. 😁 Nice one though. 😉
@lightning0938
@lightning0938 3 жыл бұрын
Man wins game of Guess Who by switching the characters gender every turn.
@erikberg8098
@erikberg8098 Жыл бұрын
The Babylon Bee having to bleep something out with “MARSHMALLOW” might just make that headline even funnier!
@Fra_zier
@Fra_zier 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone that doesn’t like the soccer tweet deserves their own dislike, just like the ones they get in person in real life.
@user-sw5wn8go3k
@user-sw5wn8go3k 3 жыл бұрын
I am a huge soccer fan but that made me laugh out loud.
@jacksonredd_
@jacksonredd_ 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s all good, jokes are jokes. Besides, everyone knows that distance running/cross country is the real gay sport.
@sfappetrupavelandrei
@sfappetrupavelandrei 2 жыл бұрын
Why? Why you have an issue only with the soccer tweet?
@tanisstrum45
@tanisstrum45 3 жыл бұрын
AMAZED, not yet tared, feathered and run out of town on a rail. Truly a courageous group.
@lattegems
@lattegems 3 жыл бұрын
I love the sorry, not sorry "explanations". Looking forward to another compilation of what causes angry hate mail :). That stuff is funny too.
@mauroelchilenito
@mauroelchilenito 2 жыл бұрын
I am a Mormon, and I truly enjoy your jokes. Thank you guys!
@tericroft6965
@tericroft6965 3 жыл бұрын
I am a lifelong member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormon). We actually got a lot of mileage out of advertising in the Book of Mormon playbill. We can also laugh at ourselves. I think you guys are hilarious!
@James_Bee
@James_Bee 3 жыл бұрын
That is great! Now, about that theology...
@slayerworldwide
@slayerworldwide Жыл бұрын
Advertising for religion cool . Sounds like a skit these guys could do well. My idea . 5 percent cut on all monetary things from it for the idea. And I do work weekends too. Contact me 9n my email on my channel page .
@highlordxeleth
@highlordxeleth 3 жыл бұрын
I always love how the whole studio is just dying of laughter.
@taniya8455
@taniya8455 Жыл бұрын
👁👁exactly
@colinmiles9390
@colinmiles9390 Жыл бұрын
I’m from Australia 🇦🇺 and I love your show and sarcasm, you should be honoury Australians with that kind of sarcasm. Keep it up boys, love your work.
@Beregond1861
@Beregond1861 2 жыл бұрын
I love y'all's headlines so much, can't tell you how many times they've made me laugh! Please keep makin' them!👍❤
@sde9023
@sde9023 3 жыл бұрын
These "controversial" headlines are some of the best
@darkzak47
@darkzak47 3 жыл бұрын
I never hate any Babylon Bee headline. At most I can ever say is ‘meh’
@coffeedrinker88
@coffeedrinker88 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know they did a headline about kamala harris putting Trump supporters into re-education camps... that one hit too close to the truth to be funny.
@ActuatedGear
@ActuatedGear 3 жыл бұрын
@@coffeedrinker88 Yeah... You don't make fun of legitimate apocalypses that can happen and rational people can argue will happen in the near future.
@RKroese
@RKroese 2 жыл бұрын
Meh is from PewDiePie and therefore you are clearly racist. lol
@thefish103
@thefish103 3 жыл бұрын
I’m Mormon and I’m a long lost relative of Mittens and I approve this message.
@carsonbartos6908
@carsonbartos6908 2 жыл бұрын
I love how all of a sudden the guy in the background just starts laughing really loud, it makes it a lot funnier
@AB-yr2eo
@AB-yr2eo 3 жыл бұрын
Wow you guys read my freaking mind. I was just thinking about this today like “hmm I wonder if there are any Bee headlines that people didn’t really like” and y’all delivered!
@wink196
@wink196 3 жыл бұрын
AOC trying to tie her shoes. Hilarious!
@4g0tten4
@4g0tten4 3 жыл бұрын
It is not satire to call her stupid. That is true. Satire is calling her “smart” or “brave” while showing how stupid she is. (I loved the “stupid” shoelace headline BTW.)
@danield1414
@danield1414 3 жыл бұрын
@@4g0tten4 I agree, her IQ is almost 0.
@TheVertigoalley
@TheVertigoalley 3 жыл бұрын
Somebody give that girl some Velcro sneakers. She’s still manage to screw them up but it would be fun to hear.
@daveeyes
@daveeyes 2 жыл бұрын
Occasionally Cortex
@zanderwhitcroft
@zanderwhitcroft 2 жыл бұрын
Never let Comedy die, it's the one thing that will drag us thru the hardest times.
@chriskilmer5197
@chriskilmer5197 2 жыл бұрын
Way to GO !!! Stunning satire with brilliant Humor and spot on insights.
@josiahwyncott7519
@josiahwyncott7519 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO, I never saw the My Straight Jacket one.
@JoshDonat
@JoshDonat 3 жыл бұрын
Love this segment. Shows that though your audience leans one direction your humor cuts both ways.
@rossm2102
@rossm2102 2 жыл бұрын
As an LDS member/Mormon, I think you guys are hilarious.. :D
@ahmctech104
@ahmctech104 3 жыл бұрын
UC Berkeley to Implement New Conservative Arts Degree Program: for students actually wanting jobs
@sheldoniusRex
@sheldoniusRex 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@angelavannucci2443
@angelavannucci2443 3 жыл бұрын
What a great way to start my day. You guys make me laugh so hard I get tears rolling down my cheek. It's great to see the creators of the BEST satire.
@trex9263
@trex9263 3 жыл бұрын
Gay is not bad when used as a term for happy.
@jamesdellaneve9005
@jamesdellaneve9005 3 жыл бұрын
Soccer is happy?
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 3 жыл бұрын
@@tryingbutfailing archaic meaning of "bad"?: homosexual me upon learning this: DED! 🤣
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 3 жыл бұрын
@@tryingbutfailing yes, "gay" meant bright, and centuries before "gay" started to mean homo, "bad" meant "homo". so when PSA says "don't call things you don't like 'gay', call them 'bad'." I am in stitches.
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 3 жыл бұрын
@@tryingbutfailing it still does mean lame among gamers, and not all gays are offended by that.
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 3 жыл бұрын
@sprock yup, it's both sad and funny. honestly they might end up calling the english language inherently homophobic.
@stephenorourke7005
@stephenorourke7005 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for going over some older stuff, I wasn't clued in to you back then.!!😛😛
@jvd3339
@jvd3339 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, I don't know why but the "Dumb AOC strangles herself" one caught me off guard and I busted out laughing.
@asamateurasitgets514
@asamateurasitgets514 3 жыл бұрын
This is where I get my real news
@stephenerickson1544
@stephenerickson1544 3 жыл бұрын
What kind of a suit does a frog wear? "A jump suit" Guy in the back "HAhaHAHahhaHahHahaHaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
@user-ye8tv2ly5d
@user-ye8tv2ly5d 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah.... I think he's funny and irritating at the same time. Kyle's personal jester maybe?
@dannyb3663
@dannyb3663 Жыл бұрын
Terrifying that there are perfectly normal phrases that you can't say in an open public forum.
@JWoody-yc7bt
@JWoody-yc7bt 2 жыл бұрын
I look forward to you Headlines everyday!! Keep them coming!!!
@insufficientfunds4593
@insufficientfunds4593 3 жыл бұрын
You guys are perfectly tuned in to my sense of humor. I'm so glad you guys do this. Seriously. 🤘
@daltybell
@daltybell 3 жыл бұрын
"Get the theology down." That was AWESOME! You guys are hilarious!! Keep it up!!
@TeeCee_DF
@TeeCee_DF 3 жыл бұрын
This is all gold. The fact that you can laugh at yourself = priceless. It's always showing when someone takes it too seriously and has to respond.
@claudehopper9813
@claudehopper9813 Жыл бұрын
Keep them coming your humor is spot on .. we need more , we want more B&B !
@TrentCantrell
@TrentCantrell 3 жыл бұрын
The best satire is going to be aimed at you every once in a while.
@greer7877
@greer7877 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! This was awesome! I died at the Mormon bit, lolllll. God bless y'all.
@miketackabery7521
@miketackabery7521 2 жыл бұрын
Those were all on the contiuum of very funny/sophomoric to completely hilarious. Love you guys!
@averagechadlegionary5824
@averagechadlegionary5824 2 жыл бұрын
Everybody has hot takes from time to time but more often than not you guys are so on point that it’s scarily accurate!
@wcouch8
@wcouch8 3 жыл бұрын
Please do a Babylon Bee parody Wi Spa commercial including stick and dingleberries garden and Antifa greeting group.
@pedrohenrique-et3fs
@pedrohenrique-et3fs 3 жыл бұрын
salad, lots of salads with fresh vegetables
@therealkillerb7643
@therealkillerb7643 3 жыл бұрын
This is a comment, You Tube. It is a legitimate comment, demonstrating interaction with the video.
@solventtrapdotcom6676
@solventtrapdotcom6676 3 жыл бұрын
But these comments only count as 3/5 of a comment.
@nickm764
@nickm764 2 жыл бұрын
the guy off mic laughing is pure gold 🤣
@KnuttyEntertainment
@KnuttyEntertainment 3 жыл бұрын
As a tender hearted mormon, I am deeply distraught to see such targeted prodding directed at our earnest faith. It saddens us to see the same persecutions that have persisted throughout our history be represented in such a respectable news outlet as yours. We hope and pray that you will come to see how your actions can potentially come off as harmful, until then we will continue to bake homemade chocolate chip cookies for you as a peace offering. God bless. In all seriousness, make fun of Romney as much as you want, none of us like him either.
@assassinlexx1993
@assassinlexx1993 3 жыл бұрын
Which of the wifes did the baking? Or do you take turns?
@sircumference3325
@sircumference3325 3 жыл бұрын
@@assassinlexx1993 I'm a Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, that was a good one, haha
@grantedvalson9641
@grantedvalson9641 2 жыл бұрын
@@assassinlexx1993 They actually have a cook-off for soux chef. Thanks for asking!
@toomanymarys7355
@toomanymarys7355 2 жыл бұрын
@@assassinlexx1993 Joseph Smith had the teenage maid do the baking until he knocked her up. Then he realized that his god wanted him to marry more than just his wife....
@rickraber1249
@rickraber1249 2 жыл бұрын
Geez, Nutty, you had me worried for a minute there.
@justsumfroggat4201
@justsumfroggat4201 3 жыл бұрын
At this point the Bee is predicting the future.
@alldavids4202
@alldavids4202 3 жыл бұрын
I love you guys and your sense of humor. Thanks for keeping us sane in all this insanity.
@kentdowns3570
@kentdowns3570 2 жыл бұрын
I loved this video but after reading the comments I simply had to financially support these guys. Just reading the titles for their other videos had me about peeing my pants I was laughing so hard. Keep up the good work!
@_GR1T_
@_GR1T_ 2 жыл бұрын
"They got the nice thing down". "Now just get the theology thing down" That's comedy gold.
@michaelwright3830
@michaelwright3830 3 жыл бұрын
As of today GEORGE FLOYD has 1 year, 1 month, 1 week and 5 days of sobriety. All hail the great American Saint Fentanyl Floyd!
@mindofmadness5593
@mindofmadness5593 3 жыл бұрын
The Jan whoever dying story reminds me of one day in Kollege. I show up and hang with my group. I sketch out a picture of Kermit the Frog being crushed in a fist. Leave it on the table, go to class. Come back a few hours later and everyone is glaring at me. "What are your Major Malfunctions here people?" Jim Hinson had died.
@kara6177
@kara6177 2 жыл бұрын
I love how many times he playfully stuck in the word “Mormons” after they had determined Mormons don’t want to be called Mormons lol, very cheeky lol
@stogos1974
@stogos1974 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for everything! It must be told straight with a sense of humor!
@aabahdjfisosososos
@aabahdjfisosososos 3 жыл бұрын
The guy laughing in the back makes this 10 times better.
@TravirusTheKing
@TravirusTheKing 3 жыл бұрын
The Babylon Bee still predicting the future, I'm concerned about some of the headlines that come out from the bee.
@rosemariekury9186
@rosemariekury9186 2 жыл бұрын
Love your channel! Just discovered you guys a few months ago, and when I get headlines in my email, have to look twice to see if it’s true! My daughter gave me your awoke book for my birthday last month, and it’s really funny. Thanks for giving this senior a good laugh. I live in Utah, but not Mormon. However, I can tell you Romney is not well liked here either, and I got a good laugh over that headline. People need to lighten up.
@SaberInferno
@SaberInferno 3 жыл бұрын
I about died when he said "And they leave mean comments, and don't even hit the like button"
@samueldykstra1391
@samueldykstra1391 3 жыл бұрын
Do a parody cartoon for the next GTA game. Call it GTA Rose city. It should be a GTA game about Portland and Antifa and the proud boys and all the riots.
@yustooopid7090
@yustooopid7090 3 жыл бұрын
The headline should be "Rockstar games to make next version of GTA about returning stolen cars since previous versions are now too close to reality".
@frumpusnumpus
@frumpusnumpus 3 жыл бұрын
The city should be called Chaz
@ryankennedy7233
@ryankennedy7233 3 жыл бұрын
"Trump forced to go door to door yelling MARSHMELLO!"
@hudsonhollow
@hudsonhollow Жыл бұрын
Love 'em all!! Thanks for the laughs.
@stefanshedenhelm2919
@stefanshedenhelm2919 2 жыл бұрын
Man I hope that you guys pay the guy laughing in the background well 😂😂
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