He is definitely graduated from "Hila Le University" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sabko hila dala

This Pakistani guy's shirt matches his mind (half-empty).

Modi ji and Amit Shah after giving 60% budget to defence :- Pakistan aur China Hamara hai 😂😂 😂

This man is honored with 'Hilale-e-Pakistan' award😂😂😂

Health : 3% Education :6% Defense : 2.1% ___________________________

Alok ji zara bataiye pakistan me school he ya sare ke sare madrasa me padhte hain.

Khan sir sahi kahte hai😂😂😂

Hilarious!! Shows how well read, informed and intelligent the people of Pakistan are.

हमला तो करेंगे अगर पाकिस्तान ने, P. O. K, खाली नहीं किया, भारत माता की जय, इंडियन आर्मी जिंदाबाद 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

Isko bolte he madrasha education 😂😂😂

TATA Group is spending 66% for charity, Other wise they would have purchased 10 Pakistans

Nice video, I m pakistani and I much appreciate to anchor, love Indian people, actually from 70 years pakistani forces are spreading rumours in janta that india is about to attack on Pakistan and run their Rozi, Roti. Janta has been poor and poor and forces, elite class politicians have been rich and rich but janta has no power to raise their voice against them, because very next day the would be dispeared, police man or agencies will take him from his house.

पाकिस्तान में नमूना ऐसे ही होते है आसमानी किताब से।पढ़ा है मजा आ गया 🤣🤣🤣

Mere thode brain cells mar gye is bande ko sunke 😂😂😂

He is not the "Most intelligent Pakistani" only but sadly average Pakistani which Pakistan is full of.

INS Vikrant cost =11 billion dollar , Pakistan Defence Budget = 11 billion dollars 🤣

Jis din Indian army ne mood bana Liya na to subah niklenge aur shaam se pehle pura Pakistan hamara hoga Proud to be Indian and Indian army Jai Hind🇮🇳

Agar olympic m juth bolne ka compitation hoga to saare gold Pakistan hi le jata 🤣😂🤣😅

This is exactly what happen when you open your third eye of consciousness but forget to open your own two eyes...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣अरे कहना क्या चाहते हो 3 इडियट्स वाला डायलॉग याद आ गया

Not 74 % sir, according to latest reports the literacy rate of India has reached 80% in 2021.

Proud to be an indian Jai Hind 🙏🙏🙏

sir aap ye char bar har wali baat bolte hon har video m maa kasam maza hi aa jata hai 😍😍😍😍👍😍

Alok ji...seriously when i get bored or frustrated.....i watch ur videos n laugh so much...n get fresh. And after that get to my work...😀😀

India k literacy rate 80% h ab Youth literacy rate 90+% h

INDIA 🇮🇳 have the 3rd largest budget in the entire World : After USA 🇺🇸 , CHINA 🇨🇳

Pakistani public are too funny 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂

This is a misnomer that Defense budget of our country is entirely spent on buying equipment, aircrafts etc. In fact major portion of defense budget is spent on salaries and pensions of the armed forces.

Alok sir ,,,nailed this professional Skilled educated Pakistani ,,, 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love my India

Alok bhai he was correct. Only Pakistan has defence budget of 60%. That's the reason army is everything over there 🤣

Jitna Budget Pakistani Army Ki Hai Utna Budget To Mere Baap 1 Mahine Me Kma Lete Hai 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣 Jay Hind 🇮🇳💪❤️

60% budget to india ka trillions of dollar me chala jayega.. 😂😂

Tommorow Pakistan got 45 years old, 3 seaking helicopters from Turkey. Turkey has gifted them.

Alok ji aapka बहुत-बहुत dhanyvad Jo Aisa video Ham Logon Ko dekhne Ka avsar prapt Hota Hai Itna comedy to Kapil Sharma show mein bhi nahin Hota Hai

Google must appoint this expert... It must not even waste a second to appoint him... Rare diamond of Pakistan! 😜😜😜😜

Pakistan ka intelligent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

UNESCO World Heritage 🧠 Brain 😭🤣😂😀 Pakistan Government must conserve this unique organ 👍

अलोकजी बहुत बढ़िया कामेडी हैं। अगर पाकिस्तानीयों का यही ज्ञान हैं तो पाकिस्तान कर्जा मांगते ही रहेगा।

My first boss used to say... "Half knowledge is more dangerous than zero knowledge".

Proud to be Indians 💪😎🤗😍

When you said it was a serious reaction, I took it literally but when it started it was something else , nice one Alok.

I'm watching this your first video I can't laugh I want more then fun that's a reson I'm subscribe you sir 😂😂😂😂

That's why eduction is most important 6:04

यदि कहीं लिखा जाए यदि कोई परीक्षा में पूछा जाए कि एलियन कहां मैन्युफैक्चरिंग होता है तो बोल देना पाकिस्तान में

His SHIRT says it all !!!

I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣 on chawal and chardiwari 🤣🤣

Majaa aa gya Alok bhaiya😂

Comedy nights with Defence Detective 🤣

Alok Bai je aadhami Madarsha me parai haugi 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣, Jai hind Made in India 🙏🇮🇳🇦🇫❤️🇮🇱💪, From Manipur

Super bro good reaction 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌

India ka defence budget Pakistan ki gdp 268 billion ka 27.5% hai ( India's defence budget is 73.7 billion) 😂😂😂😂

Chaval ka logic great 😆🤦👍

2:58 are 2% hamare gdp ka unke gdp ke 60% hua ki nahi🤣🤪🤣

सही में बहोत ज्ञानी बन्दा है😀🤣😂😃 आनन्द आ गया,फूल मनोरंजन हुआ😀🤣😄😆

Alok! You're wise. Interesting.

Sir apne Pakistan ki Aukaat dikha di 😀😀

My morning starts with alok Bhai's dd react video 👍

Thanks brother Great you are exposing pakistani level of thinking. we can understand what public think of our country. HAR HAR MAHADEV🚩 CHATRAPATI SHIVAJI MAHARAJ KI JAI🚩 JAI HIND JAI BHARAT 🇮🇳

😂😂😂😂 lag raha vo banda jannat-e-taliban se padh ke aaya hai.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thanks Alok bhai ...aisi videos aur logo ko dekh ke proud feel hota h apne desh par....jai hind jai hind ki jal,thal aur vayu sena

When one knows nothing about anything but is an expert on everything. That's Pakistani.

I live in uk jab b main stress main hota hoon aap ki videos dekhta hoon stress baag jata hai badi door

Most important pakistani keh diya 😂😂 Koi baat nhi Sir hum samajgaye 😆😆

Totally made my day with this comedy video

Love you sir from Maharashtra v👍

Okay now this looks like a real pakistani. 😂😂

अगर हम पाकिस्तान को कभी जीत लेगे तो मुझे ये रिपोर्टर चाहिये😜😂 🇮🇳💪

Yeh banda duniya ka top intelligent person iske agge koi nehi hai na koi hoga.😂😂😂😂😂😂

You misunderstood him... He is mentioning the 60% of Pakistan's total budget India spent on defence.

6:08 best video and best part of this video most funny🤣 video I have ever watch till now and it will be till the end of world

Anchor ki action or facial expressions dekh ke lag rhi he ki "GALTI KARDI MAINE ESKO QUESTION KARKE " 😂😂😂

16:16 pe aapki baat mujhe achhi lgi

Debeut between major ariya sab & cheema sab is too much funny ..!

EXCELLENT,Alok sir.

Jo aisa shirt pehnta hai, usse itni zyada knowledge hi expected hoti hai.

Sir there is a KZfaqr named advanced Pakistan who propagate a lot against Indian army. Why don’t you counter him with facts. Hope you read my comment😇

Kasam se isse jyada to talented hamare desh ke bina padhe likhe log hai likh ke de sakta hu mai 😂😂😂

इस ऐक्सपर्ट की मुहँसे पाकिस्तानी अवाम का डर बोल रहा है । जयहिंद ।

I guess this guy is still using window 1 of 1985...🤣😂 he needs to be updated

🇮🇳🙏 Vande Mataram, Jay Hind, Bharat Mata ki Jay 🙏🇮🇳🚩🚩🚩

You have a killing smile bro

4:15🤣🤣🤣🤣best part india is pro

Most of the Pakistani students are rejected in the interview when they appear in other countries.

We salutes to paxtani for entertaining us

Mh 60 Romeo Helicopter India may aya aur jalan Pakistan Navy ko ho rahi hai 😂😂😂. General characteristics Crew: 3-4 Capacity: 5 passengers in cabin, slung load of 6,000 lb (2,700 kg) or internal load of 4,100 lb (1,900 kg) for B, F, and H models / 6,684 lb (3,032 kg) payload Length: 64 ft 8 in (19.71 m) Height: 17 ft 2 in (5.23 m) Empty weight: 15,200 lb (6,895 kg) Gross weight: 17,758 lb (8,055 kg) for ASW mission Max takeoff weight: 23,000 lb (10,433 kg) Powerplant: 2 × General Electric T700-GE-401C turboshaft engines, 1,890 shp (1,410 kW) each for take-off Main rotor diameter: 53 ft 8 in (16.36 m) Main rotor area: 2,262.3 sq ft (210.17 m2) Blade section: root: SC1095/SC1095R8; tip: Sikorsky SC1095

This is hafij saiyed student studied in madarsa 😂😂

Koi nhi bhai mauj honi chahiye.......like for anchor🤪🤪🤪

In short pakistan ko sach me convent school ki jarurat hai madarso me padhoge to essa hi knowledge milega. 😂😂😂

Pakistan me ese ese namune bhare pade hai 😂😂😂...

This person can be declared Einstein of Pakistan.

Alok ji , ye itna gyan late kanha se hai.... Fully comedy 🤣 dil khus kar diya bhai ne

Like this type of content sahi jaa rahe ho Alok bhai 👍

Reporter is also fully impressed from his statement.

Awesome intelligence 🤣😂

This man to much intelligent and Indian to much confident ok. And Indian Army is a powerful in the world 🌎 💜 👏

He actually means 60% of defence budget.. 😉

Alok, I think he is referring to 60% of Defence budget going into Military - not the whole country’s budget.

Love your lovely videos dear brother G-d bless you ❤️. Jai Hind 🇮🇳. Mera Bharat mahaan. Salute you. I love the way you reply to ignorant fools

Alok Bhai bahut badhiya I love you bro ❤❤❤❤