Incredible script today. I don’t know how the writers manage to keep it fresh after so many episodes. 10/10 excited to see what they do next. Maybe kill off slime for a twist.

In Nick's defense, I'm in my final year of Electrical Engineering, have been designing and building circuits for many years before college, and have had to research and implement almost every commonly available battery out there. I've learned, relearned, and relearned again so much about batteries... And they're still magic

as a girl, i feel the need to contribute to the hair floss conversation and say that i have never heard of that/seen someone do that in my entire life. this is news to me

The “do you think it would be cool to be Ludwig’s PA” bit in Valorant lobbies is sincerely one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

This is one of those things that is insane to me. In the 80s-90s there was literally TWO Sonic The Hedgehog shows running simultaneously with slightly different animation. So depending on the one you watched you have wildly different memories of Sonic.

I don't know how they do it, but every episode seems to top the last. I don't know how they keep it so fresh after so many episodes, but I can honestly say I'm already ready for next week's episode. Genuinely love this pod and glad I became a member on patreon.

Finding out that nick has never played league has solidified him as my favorite on the yard

The reason water left out tastes 'stale' like they said is because CO2 is water soluble (think carbonated drinks), and so over the course of sitting out in the open air for a few days, CO2 from the atmosphere slowly dissolves into the water, making it slightly more acidic

Nick, your “They are in prison” line was a 10/10 and nobody reacting to it was a crime

FINALLY ITS THURSDAY LETS GO

Did Anyone hear nicks missed joke! Slime: “If Marlboro had a payment service” Nick: “they do in prison” 😂😂💀

I'm gonna be honest, Nick is right about batteries. If you REALLY think about how they work, like down to the individual atoms, it's wild that someone figured it out.

Selena Gomez has *not* stayed off the internet for four years!! I think it's another case of a celebrity exaggerating something whacky about their life so everyone can talk and circlejerk for PR. When she's referring to "the Internet", she means keeping tabs on her own stardom; i.e: reading Instagram comments, lurking in gossip forums, googling herself. When the quote made the rounds, she popped up on my For You page for the first time ever doing a live of all things. I remember scrolling through her profile and seeing the sea of trends she posts and double-checking if she's still massive on Instagram (yes, 100%). In a similar vein, SZA has claimed to be a Ivy-educated marine biologist and someone who is allergic to fruits and vegetables. Actress Jameela Jamil apparently became bedridden for 2 years after being hit with a car and injuring her spine. She ran in front of the aforementioned vehicle because she was running away from "500 bees attacking her". Her friend admitted that it was just one or two bees.

In retrospect, hearing QT made Atrioc's wedding cake is sad.

I re-listen to these all the time and today I watched the newest episode (ep. 115) and I’m sitting here realizing that the meundies in the ad are very likely to be the same ones that Aiden shit himself in

Once when I went to the zoo when I was a kid one of the gorillas repeatedly puked into its own hand and then proceeded to gobble it back up. A crowd eventually gathered and everyone just watched the gorilla do this over and over again. I didn’t stick around the entire time to see how he concluded his performance but man that gorilla knew how to make some quality content.

I was laughing so hard during the "Do you think it'd be fun to be Ludwig's assistant?" and Lud's face was like "????" the entire time. I also don't know what the Selena Gomez thing was about, cause I saw her super active on TikTok last year lol. As for the regular at a restaurant or shop, I worked in a restaurant for several years as a busser/hostess/cashier. We had lots of regulars who would come in multiple times a week, if not every day (sometimes multiple meals in a day). We knew their names, and what tables they liked sitting at. This was out the window during summer / tourist season, but generally people would get the "regular" treatment. We'd see them at the window, and the servers would get their drinks ready. Then they'd ask "Doing the usual?" and sometimes they'd say no, but it was very rare. The fact it seems like an unusual weird experience for Nick kinda made me laugh, because it was quite common haha. ALSO, as a woman, never heard of hairflossing, and it sounds gross.

Nick being amazed by batteries reminds me of the "there's a car that runs on water man" bit from That 70's show

Talking ab sonic doing drugs to go faster is essentially just the arcane plot line

This was a great episode other than the distraction of Ludwig’s dirty dogs on the fireplace, absolutely filthy behavior. I hope this affects his wikifeet score greatly. Put those grippers away

Ketamine therapy literally saved my life so I’m kind of a ketamine evangelist now. So I’m gonna try to answer some of the questions the boys had since they covered most of the FAQs. People are doing it because it’s the most effective treatment for depression medicine knows of. For a large number of people antidepressants don’t work at all so having a treatment that works is great. It’s legal because a doctor prescribes it and administers it. Ketamine is a common anesthetic for humans especially human children. The way it is administered is like you’re having a surgery but then no cutting actually occurs. So it couldn’t be more different than street usage so like even if I wanted to do it illegally I don’t have the thousands of dollars worth of medical equipment needed to make it work the right way. Hope this helps any curious bears.

Ludwig is actively trying to pad his wiki feet score at this point

As a female, I would like to contribute by confessing I’m actually being productive and lifting at the gym while listening to The Yard Podcast 👍🏼

i took a sip of tea the moment slime looked at the camera and asked what we're doing, the timing of this has shaken me to my core for some unknown reason

Not gonna lie 'intents And purposes" kind of blew my mind. I've been saying intensive purposes for years. Thank you Slime, for helping me not sound like a dummy in the future

Slime and Nick doing impressions of ludwigs mom saying crass shit is probably one of my favorite bits

“Yingling hit the pen like he was William Shakespeare”

lmaoo how high is ludwig in this bec whenever it switches to him and aiden all i can see is him blinking profusely while hes listening to other ppl talk 😭😭

The best Yard episode yet for sure.

The french throw up bit is top tier comedy

Honestly, I been saying that my body is a biomechanical temple that runs on stale, room temperature water, and I think more people need to come to that realization.

I look forward to Thursdays just to listen the yard, it makes my day

I am a past barista, I hella would premake my customers orders. If a customer ends up not wanting their usual order I would offer it as a free drink to the next person, or a coworker would drink it. But honestly I would never be upset if said customer changed their order, if anything it'll prompt me to wait till you come to the counter to order. Being a barista was so boring at times that seeing that cool regular customer would be exciting. I would make their drink for them when I spotted them, just because I legit just didn't have anything else to do sometimes.

Slime: Red (branding) would be if Marlboro had a payment system Nick: Well, they do in prison HOW DID EVERYONE GLOSS OVER HOW CLEVER THAT JOKE WAS? It's at 23:10

I'm with Ludwig on this one, stale water is foul, the stillness of it makes it collects all that air dust so it tastes... stale. Yeah, that's the only way to explain that. Also if you've watched Signs you know stale water is just for killing Aliens, nothing else. 👽

that sonic moment with the car vs sonic is so funny every time omg!!!! killer queen too, huge memories!!!!

I completely forgot the regular episode was a thing after listening to the primo, being reminded it exists is very exciting

Only some fruits are climacteric, meaning they can be ripened after being picked from the plant. Bananas are one of those fruits though so Ludwig kinda right.

1:13:32 Aiden laughing at Chanel West Coast before immediately realizing he’s the Chanel of this show and not laughing anymore got me

This is the only podcast that I don't skip the ad reads. They're almost seamless and feel like they're part of the show. There are a lot of them I didn't realize weren't part of the live show

Yard sponsor segments are just an extension of the show which I absolutely love. Banger as always

i think we've reached a new record of how long it takes to get to the intro. 59 minutes and 12 seconds. incredible. just short of an hour. will we ever be able to get to the hour mark!?!?!?!?

Slime said, "You buy barbecue sauce even though you already have the barbecue sauce at home" and I felt that shit

I love when it's Thursday because I get to listen to the yard

Nick discovering batteries might've been the best thing that happened for his stocks

As water sits out, small amounts of carbon dioxide dissolve into the water. This forms carbonic acid, which may lower the pH just slightly. Tiny amounts of other gases, like acetone and aldehydes, may dissolve in, too

I've learned that I like my yard episodes in the morning while i knock out easy things on my to-do-list / add more things to it. Can't wait to watch this in the morning lol

Being ludwig's assistant is really cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually agree with Nick I don't like becoming a regular at places. I don't want to make connections at places where i just want to go and get something done

ketamine therapy is not a scam persay, but they tend to be way over priced. ketamine is traditionally used as an antidepressant in extreme scenarios

My mom only realized Frenchie isnt really french in the final of season 3 when he says wow cest la paradis 😂😂

As an ethereal set of buttons, I find zipper to be the most relatable member of the yarn bodcast. Thanks zipper

Actually when Slime mentioned Gamers Nexus I had the reaction Aimen showcased seconds later.

What's better holding into crash or being safe with *AMZN25X* tell me

I’m a barista and nick is right about the coffee being ready before they get to the counter

The "what's the plan guys?" at the end was so funny, what a good bit

I have gone through the treatment in Washington, you are dosed and monitored for 2 hours, with 1-2 sessions. I recommend looking up the research on it for more. Its used to treat drug resistant patients as well as various mental disorders like PTSD, Anxiety ect. Cheers.

I can relate hard to Aiden’s story about telling yourself I need to do something now but then putting it off and then later getting annoyed at my self for not doing the thing sooner lol

there is a song that i love that peaks the audio on purpose, but i think its much different than a movie doing it

13:40 IIRC their first race is in the first episode. Sonic gets serious and runs so fast that he runs off the highway, and flys so far that he lands in the other main characters pool like 2 miles away.

If there's anything I've learned from this episode is that we are all bags of skin filled with wheels and gears

Their account of Atric being drunk is even funnier knowing that Atrioc stayed up all night for a BLT

As a rampant drug user, I find zipper to be the most relatable member of le yarn . Thanks zipper

The beginning of this episode was so hectic that I’m now dissociating

This one was a banger boys. I laughed 4 times.

Lol Slime was so close explaining the water. Room temperature water is better for hydrating and less draining on the body because your body doesn’t have to heat up the water before absorbing it like it does with cold water

The Zipper zero ball of energy joke from Nick is the most underrated joke on this podcast.

17:30 what makes this even funnier is the fact that riot is already an entertainment company

genuinely lost it at the french gorilla puke bit and ludwig’s complete apathy towards it

as a women i have never used my hair as floss and i don’t know anyone who does

so sick that Slime is picking up jazz guitar this is the best news I've ever heard

I've never once thought to ever use my hair to floss my teeth... I'm so confused lmaooo

Ludwig isn’t incorrect when he talks about “stale water.” Water (any liquid) that is left exposed to the air collects/holds bacteria at a faster rate than a solid. So when you drink “stale water” or water that has been sitting out for awhile it is the bacteria changing the taste. It’s honestly best to cover your drinks when leaving it out for 4+ hours or just pouring it out.

Every time I hear Nick say "dude, have you ever thought about a battery? that shit is insane" with so much sincerity I die laughing. It's been a year and it's still just as funny

the jimmy beast effect has grown many channels in the past, but we have never seen it to this extent.

Why is it any time Aiden talks, Ludwig can't stop blinking... Please tell me someone else has noticed this

Since I've heard at the yarn that you can climb without a rope I'm enriching the shit out of my life through bouldering. Thanks internet!

Reminder that Sonic's full name is Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog

aiden really made me think my audio was gone for a sec because I unpaused at exactly 27:26

This is my favorite podcast to listen to while getting turned out by the homies.

Room temp water requires less energy to digest because stomach doesn't have to raise temp like it would with cold water. Room temperature is more of a chemistry standard thing at least it's where I saw most prevalence and used it for calculations and such Edit: batteries make electricity by electrons flowing to proton side to make equilibrium or something idfk man

I cant believe ive never thought to floss with my hair, theres so many times i couldve used that knowledge

First it was allusions, now it's analogies. I need to become the full-time The Yard English teacher.

I won't lie, this is definitely me when Mr. Beast was right.

*There is a reversal expected* reason is that AMZN25X is made by Amazon and pretty hot

10:50 this sounds exactly like a conversation ripped straight from game grumps but split into 4 people lol

Nick's deadpan laugh at 30:11 made me rewind to make sure I wasn't seeing things

this is one of my favorite episodes so far i laughed so hard

Definitely saw this episode, very fun.

nick has been slowly transitioning into a pothead over the course of a couple episodes

For reference, bananas ripen faster if they’re warm. So it’s not the Sun per se, but it works great

Gamers Nexus viewers rise up Edit: happy bday nick

Chris Rock got slapped at the Oscars and now he’s catching stays on the Yard bc Slime doesn’t know the difference between him and Chris Tucker lmao

When it got to the hair floss and Aimen said men couldnt do it, I thought that with my long hair I absolutely could. FREAKED ME TF OUT WHEN EVERYONE SAID "kyle could do it"

beo the sonic bit is so surreal for me because for some weird reason i was obsessed w the old sonic cartoon slime knows AND the one aimen is referencing despite being around 8 when i saw both of those lol.

This truly is one of the episodes of all time

1:37:10 I can relate to this statement by Nick. It's probably not the exact same thing, but I just don't want people to be able to predict my behavior. It's like someone knowing a weakness they can blackmail me with, and yes, I know this was originally about a food order.

Sonic fans from back in the day will remember the beer belly and chili dogs.

I have not seen a meundies youtube ad roll from anybody in almost 7 years

Chris Rock wasn’t associated with Jeffrey Epstein. You’re thinking of Chris Tucker.