Transcript for convenience! ^-^ ☆☆☆ Hello! Thought me boys would enjoy a 4th of July song, by good ol' Mr. Krabs! Welp! Here it is! ARGARGARGARG! Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin Like a house of cards, one blow from cavin' in? Do you ever feel already buried deep? Six feet under screams, but no one seems to hear a thing Do you know that there's still a chance for you? 'Cause there's a spark in you You just gotta ignite the light And let it shine Just own the night Like the Fourth of July 'Cause baby, you're a firework Come on, show 'em what you're worth Make 'em go ah, ah, ah As you shoot across the sky Baby, you're a firework Come on, let your colors burst Make 'em go ah, ah, ah You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe You don't have to feel like a waste of space You're original, cannot be replaced If you only knew what the future holds After a hurricane comes a rainbow Maybe a reason why all the doors are closed So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow And when it's time, you'll know You just gotta ignite the light And let it shine Just own the night Like the Fourth of July 'Cause baby you're a fi-i-i-irewor-ork Come on, show 'em wha-a-a-at you're wor-orth Make 'em go OH, AER, ARGH As you shoot across the skA, AE, AGHii Baby you're a fAAAGHHRHRreWARJK Come on, let your COOGHRHRlors barsgsghst Make 'em go [suffocation sounds x3] You're gonna leave about enoghjk, aughrk, rhrjkgkfggj Boom, boom, boom Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon It's always been incloud of you, you, you And now it's time to let it through 'Cause baby you're a firewarjk Come on, show 'em what you're worth Make 'em go ah, ah, ah As you shoot across the sky-y-ygh cjjkuzbahehebyyyowah FIIGHIIHIRHREWARHJjjrksk Come on, let your CKoolghriokers brusurhstf Make 'em go [sounds of severe pain x3] You're gonna leave about e- NAIGHT AIRGJKYT AAURHUUUUUOOOOOO-ooOooOu-oUUUouoii-oiizj Even brighter than the boon boon boon Boom, boo, boh... Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon... [Transcriber's note: Krabs sounds very tearful at the last "moon" at the end]

When you're a bass but your choir teacher makes you sing soprano.

When Pearl has a birthday party expecting music, but Boys Who Cry cost a nickel to perform.

Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

I've never been so impatient to hear some guy have a stroke.

this is amazing , i really love how mr krabs introduces himself and why hes singing the song too

At 3:10 the death metal vocals caught me off guard

"Make 'em go āéæë 👹 āéæë 🦭 āéæë 👽"

make ‘em go *agh* , *angh* *aUGH* 💀

He hits the high notes so beautifully lmfao

"Dad, you're embarrassing me!" - Pearl Krabs

I'm only 20 seconds in so far, it's pretty good! Edit: Bro became a seal at 2:35

When he started breaking down sobbing towards the very end I felt that man’s so proud of his self growth

If the Krusty Krab had a karaoke night to bring in more customers, this is DEFINITELY what Mr. Krabs would sing 😆🤣😂

Plankton has been REAL quiet since this dropped Edit: OMG, 2.2k likes?! Thanks a bunch!

This legit had me cracking up at 1:00 in the morning 😭

Mr. Krab's voice is so versatile - from Billie Jean to Firework... chef's kiss.

bro powered through that stroke like a champ tho

i like how it sounds cool and epic at first but then he can't go so high so then he transforms into glitchy death metal voice

The high notes are sending me😭💀

I didn't read the title, and this is my fifth time listening. I just now realize that Mr. Krabs has a stroke 2.5 minutes in and I am LOSING it XD

Thanks for the love guys i recovered from the stroke

He had a literal stroke halfway but was so determined to finish the song and beat Plankton’s rendition of Diamonds that he kept going?! Now that’s some insane determination 👏😶

2:36 Mr Krabs is having a stroke

He aint wrong about the stroke part 💀

I need vocal experts to react to his singing style and godly range

I cant stop laughing at when his vocals go high pitched

I love that he introduced himself in the beginning and why he was singing, that was amazing! It made me think he was singing in the Krusty Krab to everyone there for the fourth of July in Bikini Bottom

This unironically goes hard

That last part legit sounded like he's out of breath.

THE DEATH METAL “AUGH AUGH AUGH” IS KILLING ME

I'm dead serious when I say this song helps me deal with my representation and when I have anxiety attacks or breakdowns this cover makes me feel better

A stroke of genius mr crabs😂

Mr Krabs can sing so well!! Hope he recovers from his stroke

You don't even need the FAST rule to identify this stroke.

3:00 mr crabs needs to drink water yall

I can imagine him singing this to cheer up spoungebob and squidward coxoxo

2:35 this reminded me of that time he was choking on an apple during the scary pants episode 😂😂😂😂

Squidward: even I think this is beautiful. I'm still unsure if I should continue the clarinet. I might wanna sing instead.

I shed a tear while listening to this musical masterpiece

2:28 bro was really struggling on those high notes 😂😂

Me after I sleep with the fan on and try to sing high notes in the morning.

WE MAKING IT OUT THE KRUSTY KRAB WITH THIS ONE 🗣️

I bet he sings this to money 💰

As someone with no range, but who also loves Karaoke, I relate to Mr. Krabs after 2.5min

I kept expecting him to start coughing his lungs out at any moment lmao

"MAKE EM GO *insert death metal vocals here* "

2:31, Krabs unlocks his inner screamo XD

i laughed harder than i should have

He sang through the pain, a true gigachad

The stroke part sounds a million times better

0:37 Is AMAZING 🎉🎉🎉

Can we have a version where he doesn't have a stroke? I like this one but I also think he sounds really good!

That intro. 😂👌 I'm telling you, I like this version so much better than the original. 😂

I love this so much.

I swear this makes me genuinely happy, I'm glad to have discovered it 😂❤

This deserves a Grammy

i was crying he is so good at singing

It’s the little introduction that really makes this video

STAWP, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD MY LUNGS STARTED HURTING AND I PEED A LITTLE BIT 😭🤚

As soon as Mr. Krabs opens his mouth to sing, the world around him seems to come to a standstill. His voice, like that of a divine being, is simply breathtaking. It's a voice that can reach the highest peaks and dive into the deepest valleys, effortlessly weaving its way through the most complex melodies. The timbre of his voice is truly unique, possessing a richness and depth that one would never expect from someone so unassuming. Each note he sings is imbued with a remarkable emotional intensity, capable of transporting listeners to another realm entirely. Whether he's singing a ballad or belting out a rock anthem, Krabs's voice is always in control, never faltering or wavering even for a moment. It's almost as if he has been gifted with a voice that was meant to inspire and awe those who hear it. The sheer power and range of his vocals are enough to leave audiences stunned and speechless. Indeed, Mr. Krabs's singing voice is nothing short of godly, and those who have been lucky enough to hear him perform can attest to the fact that he is truly a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

Me krabs is rlly hyping me up when I needed it thanks girlboss💞💞💞💞such a girls girl 😍😍😍😍

Ngl the best ai cover ive seen in years the intro nailed it even better 😂😂❤

I stayed up all night laughing after this 😅😂

mr. krabs voice is magnetic, rather, contagious

this is so beautiful I'm emotional. hes so talented

This is such a bop. I wish I could sing as good as Mr Krabs😢

When you get kicked in the nuts mid-song.

He be hitting them vocals 😍

My hc for all of these ai covers is that Mr Krabs put in a karaoke machine he found on the side of the road

2:32 fr he is having a stroke😶💀💀💀

Wow mr. Krabs has such a beautiful voice ✨✨✨

This is absolutely beautiful

Someone please give Mr. Krabs a sore throat lozenge. Lol

Mr Krabs put his heart where his wallet is with this one 🔥💯

Anyboby: "How many times have you watched this?" Me: "Yes"

The little introduction is really cute

I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED THIS WHILE LISTENING TO A REALLY SOFT SWEET SONG COVER AND NOW IM CHOKINGGGGGGGG FROM LAUGHTER PLEASE

Mr crabs ateee✨✨ 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽

Bruh this got me on the floor dead, had a stroke listening to this 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

3:13 BABY YOURE A *F F I I I I I* RE W *O O O O O* RK! MAKE EM GO *A A H A A A H A A A A A AH H*

Sounds like he’s coughing up a lung

MAKE EM GO (SOUNDS LIKE KITCHEN SINK DRAIN) I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT TO GO THIS DOWN HILL, I WANT TO CLEAR MY THROAT JUST HEARING THIS SONG LOLOL

Man that crab can sing

Even if it's now sung by Mr Krabs, the first thing that comes to my mind whenever I listen to Katy Perry's Firework is always Madagascar 3

I can’t explain the emotions I experience while watching this

I never knew that this could give me so much motivation wtf 💀

Beautiful

Never would've expected him to sing, especially this song. Idk why but this was actually making me jump around and smile like the weirdo I am. 💀

"Yes, hello, I was hoping if you could play that song again."

2:28 dope metal cover

Last night i had a dream based off spongebob where Krabs learned how Plankton made his chum and added chum burgers to his menu, and the Krusty Krab's sales increased like crazy. IT WAS A SERIOUS DREAM TOO-

I love Katy Perry! I'm a huge fan of her and I didn't know that Mr Eugene Harold Krabs/Mr Eugene Krabs/Mr Krabs could sing.

I have laughed 15 minutes straight after this. All seriousness though, this was really good

He has more range than I could ever have anticipated

dropped so hard i called a doctor 💅 (i even called one for Mr.Krabs aesthetic stroke✨✨)

why is this actually a banger omg

I'm playing this well I'm watching fireworks

Omg is he going screamo??? Love it

bro really had a stroke singing that high