This is the corned beef hash recipe I cooked for Paul on the banks of the River Esk. It didn't make it into the show so I've filmed it by a pond in Surrey
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@itsokay79893 жыл бұрын
Bob could do literally anything, and I'd watch it.
@Richard-dp4fl3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree - seems like such a lovely bloke. And funny AF !!
@jtpinnyc3 жыл бұрын
I personally would love to see him walking through a library, taking random books from the shelf and commenting on them
@saintsgambit3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. He's so genuinely pleased to be doing whatever it is.
@isabellevince51743 жыл бұрын
What? Like finger prints on an abandoned handrail?
@243brooks3 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@Case167103 жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to break the potatoes in half with his bare hands
@jzthompson95983 жыл бұрын
IKR? lol I was dying, waiting......
@craftyrouze3 жыл бұрын
I've discovered that apples easily break in two halves myself some 10 years ago, and I'm a female. It isn't difficult. You should try it
@georgiegan2 жыл бұрын
The thumbs are for gripping, not for ripping.
@charliehinde17012 жыл бұрын
I see you are a cultured one
@Lynnefromlyn2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I remember that..the apple scene on WILTY!
@onionrick13 жыл бұрын
Step one. Pop an egg in the bath.
@johnclarke95063 жыл бұрын
Chris Rea.
@clearlake34923 жыл бұрын
Rick Mcmurray Very good.
@mamathuggin3 жыл бұрын
Classic.
@MonkeyHunch13 жыл бұрын
Chris Rea on the new episode :) Good to see him!
@stefanamg633 жыл бұрын
I want him to boil an egg, peel it, and present it. That could be the whole episode.
@happysalmon67193 жыл бұрын
Bob, let's all gather round the fireside, and you can tell us tales of your youth.
@Tomyp893 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference.
@happysalmon67193 жыл бұрын
@@Tomyp89 And I love you for it!
@vidyamadhumohan3 жыл бұрын
Only exception that he is not 15-16 that kind of age😀
@markt94193 жыл бұрын
A barber, but paid in egg sandwiches.
@davidthompson68343 жыл бұрын
I found this a bit depressing
@neilunknown3 жыл бұрын
Bob is without doubt one of the greatest living Englishmen.
@Rob.S-2 жыл бұрын
Still true
@joemota40393 ай бұрын
Englishmen? Human beings!!!!!
@btyc3 жыл бұрын
So relaxing. Rarely see a person so at ease with themselves and not affected - just talking and cooking
@dantheblacksmith3 жыл бұрын
I was Bob's postie for a little while, such a genuinely nice bloke, an absolute national treasure for sure... I could listen to him talk about absolute anything, subscribed instantly.
@kasperbruunkristensen95223 жыл бұрын
Same here 😀
@jtpinnyc3 жыл бұрын
@@kasperbruunkristensen9522 Two of Bob's former posties commenting in the same thread, what are the odds
@manonamountain3 жыл бұрын
@HeedArmy83 When he didn't tip me for delivering his newspapers in all weathers, i tried to throw a balloon full of stale piss through his sitting room window, only for it to bounce off and soak me and my bike. I'm not the sharpest brick with the lights off or something.
@manonamountain3 жыл бұрын
@HeedArmy83 I'll remember that, the next time i can afford some balloons mate.
@zaftra3 жыл бұрын
He's really quite intolerant.
@manimax33 жыл бұрын
We do beg you pardon but we are in your garden!
@seqta57053 жыл бұрын
Officer bytheway
@teresayeates34373 жыл бұрын
Too funny, I remember that from wilty. Would you not have l9ved being his friend growing up?!
@leboeuf053 жыл бұрын
this is exactly what i kept thinking 🤣
@joel.j56373 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Sniper’s Dream - the best description anyone can give.
@leboeuf053 жыл бұрын
@@joel.j5637 thats a classic
@sgtscrewdriver47783 жыл бұрын
This has to be my favourite corned beef themed video on the internet.
@ritch763 жыл бұрын
I always wondered why my local supermarket was full of open bags of potatoes with scratch marks all over them, now I know, Bobs been there before me.
@disabledcat3 жыл бұрын
A serial potato sniffer.
@philipwalton48773 жыл бұрын
My Grandad made this every time we all visited and stayed for the weekend. It was mine and my siblings favourite meal ever. We would sit and eat it while watching Cartoon Network before bed.. I’m 36 and wish I could do it again.. god I miss him
@Milamberinx3 жыл бұрын
I miss the pasties that my mum's mum used to make, the most delicious you'd ever eat. And the ham, egg n chips my dad's mum would make for my brother and me on the odd occasion she and granddad would pick us up from school when we were very young, it was a simple meal but made with love. I know I'd have thanked them for the meals at the time, but for how precious the memories feel now I'll never be able to thank them.
@philipwalton48773 жыл бұрын
@@Milamberinx They would of known you appreciated it trust me. Nothing like a Grandparents love and a hearty meal
@cycleSCUBA3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, egg and chips! That brings back memories. The big chips, the eggs from my aunt's hens. Amazing.
@jammypockets6063 жыл бұрын
This man has my time because his genuine nature shines through like no other ever has for me. I hope he never stops wanting to give us his company. It's always welcome in my home. He's better than bacon. I really fucking love bacon.
@TomFryett3 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe he did that product placement for the shops
@kps24203 жыл бұрын
man's gotta eat
@MrGoldenV3 жыл бұрын
THAT is the last place I would have expected
@seaoftranquility72283 жыл бұрын
It bloody works, I was straight down the shops as soon as this was over. They really got their money’s worth from Bob!
@NonsensicalSpudz3 жыл бұрын
@@seaoftranquility7228 completely the shops has everything
@ens02463 жыл бұрын
When he says shops, he means the shops that have sprung up, as commerce has inevitably emerged amongst the people of the vast swath of land within his fiefdom. And the oil is but one surf's proof of fealty.
@reggietheporpoise3 жыл бұрын
Bob is such a treasure of a human being.
@ianbest4866 Жыл бұрын
The LP record that he presented to Paul of his mother singing with the Welsh National Opera had me holding back the tears. What a class act.
@arrrghr3 жыл бұрын
How can you not love Bob Mortimer? The man is an absolute treasure.
@Mod-rw9cw3 жыл бұрын
I love how excited Bob gets whenever he does anything and how he laughs at everything.
@keefedonk3 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to learn how to make corned beef hash, and I genuinely came onto KZfaq to learn. I saw loads of genuine chef videos but ignored them all as soon as I saw Bob had done his own video. Glad I did.
@73dlb Жыл бұрын
Me too. It’s a fine recipe but I haven’t got a small dog to wipe my hands on. Wonder if the neighbour will lend me her cat.
@CB-xr1eg Жыл бұрын
@@73dlb Just don't tell your wife you've been wiping your hands on the neighbours ,erm...cat!
@Blackcats22283 ай бұрын
Bob is adorable. He makes me laugh even just cooking a hash. I've been watching a couple of old Shooting Stars episodes this evening and have been laughing my socks off. I loved that show. Thanks Bob for always cheering me up. 🧸
@thelionsam3 жыл бұрын
After 20 years away from England this video is such a blessing. More unprepossessing yet mythical yet mundane yet transcendent chat while doing whatever you like please Bob. Love it.
@bdazzer85213 жыл бұрын
Just when 2020 thought it had defeated the people, the people prayed for a saviour... and behold Bob did'eth appear with his own KZfaq channel. 🙏
@EtherealMusicTherapy3 жыл бұрын
Aye our kid
@Bellocks13 жыл бұрын
Bob’s had a KZfaq channel for a while under the name “Cliff Cloth” and he uploaded a few short sketches years ago. When he uploaded this, he made everything else private and changed the name to his own. For example: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ZpeGdtyert65p30.html
@gordonroy78602 жыл бұрын
You're God damn right my friend
@Zzghhbk3 жыл бұрын
If I could choose any celebrity to sit at a dinner table with it would be Bob
@lifesagamesobeawinner12 күн бұрын
Him and Paul Whitehouse.
@nikkiritcher84453 ай бұрын
Love watching bob watching him as help me through some dark times
@lisalightfoot13442 жыл бұрын
Wow so many memories, Bob back in full swing with his dry sense of humour. And good old corned beef hash. Travelling to Lancaster late at night to arrive to my grandads hash. Tab end stuck to his bottom lip throughout. It was the best welcome ever (secret ingredient we all swear was real ash😂) what a legend Bob. So glad your health has improved we missed you. ❤️
@teabagmcpick8893 жыл бұрын
I love this man. I am mesmerised by every word he says.
@Fred-jc7rc3 жыл бұрын
I liked it when he said “vibe.” Bob is so cool.
@oscargrainger29622 жыл бұрын
My missus was talking to Bob on Monday this week he came into our pub the Endeavour, the first pub he ever had a pint in. He’s writing a book so he was down in Middlesbrough researching. He often pops in to see her. Legend.
@vasaclarke42683 жыл бұрын
Mr. Mortimer, you are a marvelous human being.
@scoutlet88983 жыл бұрын
True gem of tv this fishing show was. It was so humbling and relaxing to watch. Just two good friends. The beautiful scenery of a British lakeside and a few beers and food. That my friends is what life is about
@merlapittman50342 жыл бұрын
I love Bob Mortimer. I could listen to him any time, any where
@bradleyjones62143 жыл бұрын
That B-Tec in dog massages, coming in handy i see Bob @2:30
@orsike1923 жыл бұрын
that dog came out of the massage with a dog bomb-tech certificate, all thanks to Bob
@jjantzzz4333 жыл бұрын
Something about Bob is so pure what a lovely man true legend - wonder if he’s still got some Fugi 9
@budle893 жыл бұрын
*Fuji9
@jjantzzz4333 жыл бұрын
@@budle89 Bet your fun at parties
@jzthompson95983 жыл бұрын
@@jjantzzz433 C'mon, lighten up. Now, you know. Face it, you had it wrong, and now, I got the joke, despite your spelling.
@jjantzzz4333 жыл бұрын
@@jzthompson9598 life and soul of the party this one.. you get invited to many???
@dalaiw2 жыл бұрын
@@jjantzzz433 It's you're. And I AM fun at parties.
@toldyouiwassick43263 жыл бұрын
He's a total gem, is Bob...(tho tbh I actually prefer the rain-water version). Genuinely one of my all-time comedy heros! Hilarious in everything he does...comes across as such a lovely fella too. Incase he actually ever reads this, I thank you for endless funny memories, Mr Mortimer. :)
@juffrouwjo3 жыл бұрын
Just want to say I love you Bob, you're a lovely chap.
@67lindyloo993 жыл бұрын
I ❤️Bob Mortimer ☺️ I have been watching a bit of ‘Reeves and Mortimer’ on you tube, I’ve got loads to catch up with to my delight 🤩. Getting us through these crazy times. Thank you 😌
@merryannmac80962 жыл бұрын
This was wonderful, Bob. I met you on WILTY and now I feel like I know you. Lovely lady friend enjoys your food too. My husband will love this .He's from London. Merry Ann from Minnesota
@ellabrookes3413 жыл бұрын
" To cut a long story short" words you never want to hear from Bob.
@DaveOfTheDaiquris3 жыл бұрын
Tried to do this myself. Made a right hash of it.
@jon.yama-otoko3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@leileleileleile2 жыл бұрын
A delight. Bob's cooking in Gone Fishing is one of my favorite parts. I'm so glad to see more of it.
@kirkrobertson72403 жыл бұрын
Bob mortimer: tales from childhood. Please make this a thing!
@marshhen2 жыл бұрын
I would watch a livestream of Bob living his life, just a half hour of his day. I would pay to see that.
@cwbrooks53293 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much for sharing this. Bob and Paul in the woods always call Wind in the Willows to my mind. They're like Mole and Ratty. I love them.
@intrusivenature9758 Жыл бұрын
It will take sometime for me to get over the ecstatic feeling that this hearty meal preparation gave me. In the light of day Bob Mortimer can do nothing wrong, in the dark of night however he has tripped over a few slippers. The banks of the mighty River Esk will never have the flavoursome waft of good cooking wisping around it's river banks again. Thank you Bob for a rather un frisky meal prep catch up of days gone by.
@lynchapman12383 жыл бұрын
Love this genuine man.
@pterodactyltony53363 жыл бұрын
The way Bob effortlessly opened that can of corned beef with such panache, such confidence, tells me he's done this many times before.
@gedofgont10062 жыл бұрын
I heard his early efforts were dismal failures, but after much perseverance he discovered the magic key.
@73dlb Жыл бұрын
Done with aplomb. Me, i’m like Whiskers, 8 out of 10 times I bleedin cut meself.
@CB-xr1eg Жыл бұрын
@@73dlb Whiskas*
@user-nt9nd7xm5f3 жыл бұрын
Bob Mortimer, the world is a better place with you in it my friend, top bloke 👍
@GrumpysBeast3 жыл бұрын
He has a calming personality and can tell a story or two.
@raylewis88512 жыл бұрын
Best viewing to date...Absolute Legend!!! Thanks Bob !!!
@JungleCrook3 жыл бұрын
Awesome glad to see you doin somethin you enjoy, relaxing, instead of being under constant pressure to be funny. Cheers from Detroit, MI, USA
@TonyStrongman3 жыл бұрын
Bob I love everything about this, please never stop and whens the next episode?
@mackembillyboy2 жыл бұрын
I would advise anyone who hasn't watched "Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing" to do so. It is not all about fishing, but more a couple of mates out enjoying themselves on the banks of rivers and lakes. And there is more of Bob's cooking.
@vmcgeever99223 жыл бұрын
An nice mini episode. I hope you're making another series. A great success for everyone involved and its great to see Ted's bomb making getting its much needed recognition at last.
@paullarge5263 жыл бұрын
Now That’s Entertainment! Clear, concise, funny and it’s Bob at his best. Well done Mate, please keep these coming. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@lammers793 жыл бұрын
Great Bob - room for a cooking series from you! and a book!
@supersalopian85303 жыл бұрын
Merry christmas bob, please make more of these.
@paualdinicola3 жыл бұрын
Bob, I need you do upload more. Love you man! Cheers from the US!
@madebydbm3 жыл бұрын
Top Tip: For Nigella-scale media coverage, get Bob to pronounce hob as "höbe".
@visionedspoon28213 жыл бұрын
böbe more timer
@manavsridharan38113 жыл бұрын
Bob Mortimer: *Does random shit* 35K people: Hmmm interesting....
@mrt87213 жыл бұрын
45k actually time for a camper choochoo
@TheGeorgeous3 жыл бұрын
75k
@TheDownyRabbit3 жыл бұрын
87k
@ffrhtn23 жыл бұрын
115K
@zerb94613 жыл бұрын
Do we need this stupid meme talk on a Bob Mortimer video, really?
@harrypine62193 жыл бұрын
I want more Bob, he could be painting a wall and watching it dry and i'd still be entertained
@StonyRC2 жыл бұрын
Always a place for corned beef hash. It’s real soul food. I always liked Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer but watching the episodes made me love and respect them both even more. Great characters both.
@garulusglandarius6126 Жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with corned beef hash, lovely meal and that one in particular Bob looked gorgeous. Love this guy, Bob is by far one of the nicest funniest kindest people I have the pleasure to know of 👍
@lennybogart3 жыл бұрын
My late old man showed me how to make this as a teenager. I will say, you’ve done it quite a different way Bob, but thanks for the memories! I will definitely try adding some pickle next time! 👍
@vanessacamilleri4413 жыл бұрын
My kids love corned beef hash with a poached egg. My dad used to call it poor man's food, I don't care, it's delicious and filling 😍
@nathanwackett76253 жыл бұрын
what a joyous video. i could watch bob taking his bins out and it would still be whimsical and hilarious
@scr59703 жыл бұрын
What a fantastic series by two British comedy legends, sharing stories of their childhood most very funny but others very moving. Thankyou Bob & Paul
@vjc22703 жыл бұрын
Bob has a KZfaq channel. My life is now complete.
@tomsmith68783 жыл бұрын
Bob recreating my favourite Bill Murray film, Ground beef day
@MERISI0013 жыл бұрын
Thanks Bob. Another twist on a great recipe.
@tqft2 жыл бұрын
Bob, I hope you continue this! It was a pleasure to watch you cook sir! Please consider doing more for your loyal fans and simple chefs. Lots of love mate
@erikwhitmire30503 жыл бұрын
"there was so much food in me guts" 🤣
@ptsteelers3 жыл бұрын
The wife and I, being over in America, have only been fans for a relative short time (about 12 years or so ... having seen Bob via KZfaq on 8 Out Of 10 Does Countdown ... or some such) and I have to say we are loving this. Any amount of Bob Mortimer is a good amount of Bob Mortimer. Hope you post more soon, sir! EDIT - Forgot to say that I had never heard of Branston Pickle prior to this, but now I have to find a jar and try it :)
@richardvinsen23853 жыл бұрын
Look for the show he did for two seasons in the early 2000s with Vic Reeves: Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased). The original series from the 60s was pretty good, too.
@kdog45873 жыл бұрын
Try to find Picalilly too. Winner of a pickle
@73dlb Жыл бұрын
Branston Pickle lovely stuff. Did you find any?? Perfect marriage in a mature cheddar cheese sandwich.
@ptsteelers Жыл бұрын
@@73dlb Honestly, in a severe case of "old man brain", I forgot to write it down or ask the wife to help me locate some. Hahaha I have just now remedied that... written it down both here on the desk in front of me but also by the wife's laptop, so when we next do a grocery/shopping list we can look for it. Thank you so much for the reminder :) I shan't forget again!!
@michaelwatson4822 Жыл бұрын
Fantastic loved every minute of this . Please do some more videos
@garybarker2 жыл бұрын
This needs to be a KZfaq series. Legitimately.
@DaveBartlett3 жыл бұрын
Loved the Christmas special. Lots of really touching moments in there. When's the next series going to air Bob? Both my wife and I are looking forward to it. Two really nice guys: one of the funniest men alive today, and one of this country's finest character actors (OK, so Paul's funny too!) enjoying their surroundings, enjoying their own company and enjoying their friendship. It's good, gentle feel-good telly. What's not to like?
@samanthalaine80643 жыл бұрын
I'm a vegetarian. I will never make this recipe. But I could watch Bob teach me how to cook meat dishes for ages
@V451943 жыл бұрын
was literally thinking the same thing! :)
@gedofgont10062 жыл бұрын
It is possible to make a vege corned beef hash - you just don't put any corned beef in.
@AK-kd4os3 жыл бұрын
You two cheered me and the misses up after watching you over Christmas.cheers.
@imagineso22413 жыл бұрын
Please get a series of you cooking, you’re a real joy to watch. 😊
@mikeyk2123 жыл бұрын
Love Bob. I think his secret is he's so genuine and his decency comes through the screen. Peter Kay has a similar quality. Most people in show biz are actors . Bob's fishing program is a classic. More people need to know about it. Christmas special was class. Only came across this today
@lisavidal7683 жыл бұрын
I'm going to cook this for my corn beef hash loving Husband on new years ! Thanks for the recipe ☺️
@HUNGRYgyHORSE3 жыл бұрын
Adored by so many. Im wishing you health and happiness over christmas. Cheers Bob
@timtimecollector98083 жыл бұрын
I'm a similar age to Bob and my Mum was from Redcar, she used to cook us corned beef pasties, they tasted bloomin lovely.
@paulajosshi3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! More of this sort of thing please!
@MrSteMitchell3 жыл бұрын
Really similar to how my Nan used to make them, love it. Only difference really was she put a bit of egg white in and made them into their own little individual burger patty shapes. You could get proper burn on them then, flipping them loads. Bit of gravy....whoa. I still remember licking the bowl of the potato/beef/onions...better than licking cake mix.
@georginashanti4605 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Bob! It brought back a memory, my mum used to make the best corned beef with a tomato based sauce and macaroni. As a kid it was so delicious and tasty, probably still is. Loved the cooking in the outdoors!
@leecrichlow67733 жыл бұрын
Tried this yesterday - lovely! A real tasty comfort food. Thanks Bob. Happy New Year. xx
@mcspeedypantsjr57133 жыл бұрын
Love it Bob, one of my favourite comfort foods as well. I like to brown the onions before adding the spuds for extra burnt flavour, and add a bit of sage (ideally Sau sage, available at the shops)
@locopato723 жыл бұрын
You are my comfort food x
@maxmendel74113 жыл бұрын
Great work Bob! Me and my wife are so glad to see you've made a youtube channel. Looking forward to seeing more! Never had corned beef hash but now that may change. You made it look so good.
@missmaryhdream65602 жыл бұрын
Good afternoon ❤️ 💕 well done. Love watching you cook. Loved this, and it's a trip down memory lane for me, thank you. God bless you and keep you safe 💕
@carlmayes843 жыл бұрын
Make this a full Channel please, could watch this all day. Bored of Ramsey now
@ashmonks79263 жыл бұрын
I agree, more of this is needed!!
@mondoprime3 жыл бұрын
this is wonderful!
@brainbutter31272 жыл бұрын
Bob is a legend.
@edwarddesbois70763 жыл бұрын
Oh my god... I could sit here and watch Bob all day. Love gone fishing and now it’s clear why Paul is left on his tod so much 🤣 Love it more please!! 🙏
@ltrecker3 жыл бұрын
You are such a treasure
@sparky48783 жыл бұрын
Does Bob buy the ingredients or dig a tunnel and raid a campsite shop?
@hjwashy86793 жыл бұрын
Cannot wait to try this Bob thank you! My husband will love this!
@andrewwelbourn95773 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. As someone who has never cooked for himself but likes a bit of solo camping, things like this really help. I like how you use a single burner and just two pans. Thanks very much.
@turokk33523 жыл бұрын
The funniest man alive... change my mind.
@simonevans42183 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't want to change your mind as I can't argue dude!
@180pasta33 жыл бұрын
Bob do some more cooking videos, good tip with the spud. When you writing a autobiography
@lochinver19293 жыл бұрын
Christmas Gone Fishing was the best thing on tv this Christmas. Bob Mortimer is a funny and beautiful human being.
@Matthewrollinson803 жыл бұрын
New favourite cookery show. Love you Bob - bloody legend