Once had a group that played as one Doppelganger and 4 mimics. Basically the Doppelganger turned itself into a human and the mimics all turned into armor and weapons and they all formed a chaotic good paladin that would eat the forces of evil

my dad plays a wizard who instead of a staff uses a walker to cast spells.

I wanna play the three dwarves in a trench coat, but I want to switch dwarves for two kobolds and a halfling who is the face.

The "crazy character machine" guy had me cracking up. What a genius. "I have many feelings on guts" 😂

"YOU DO NOT SEE GROG!" XDDD

I played a “Wizard” who was a mastermind with a +9 in sleight of hand and +5 in performance in a world where people can cause tsunamis he’s impressing people by finding coins behind their ears

Earth elemental falls into water. Comes out turned into lava. *MAKES SENSE*

Pairs as a phenomenal plot twist. Had a party where the Paladin was an extremely hammy boy scout of a Lawful Good utterly devoted to Pelor. He had a quirk where he suffered from constant headaches, and no potion or spell could help it. Everyone didn't think much of it until a fight with a Giant aligned with the BBEG, who sent the Paladin flying, his ever-helmeted head chopped clean off. We all stared in shock, as the hit was sudden (DM loved taking random pot shots at us). And then the Paladin's body moved. As he picked up his own still-armored noggin, we all found out that our resident ultra-goody-twoshoes, loyal and steadfast companion and defender of the weak............was a Death Knight. Apparently, a wandering mage had somehow stuck the Helmet of Opposite Alignment upon our friend, with a spell making him forget his past life, and with a compulsion to never take off the helmet tacked on. If he ever did, "bad things would happen, [he] just knew it". Even after knowing what he actually was, and why his headaches were a thing (Pelor hates undead - duh), he still chose to wear the helmet, concluding that his unlife as a Death Knight was an undisirable past. Ultimately, he ended up dying a true Hero's death smacking the BBEG around, and was finally laid to eternal rest with honors, redeemed in Pelor's eyes.

For a halloween one-shot we played in a sort of haunted house, I was still very new to d&d so my buddies pretty much made my character (Dwarf paladin). They did allow me to make his personality, ideals and so on, not knowing wtf I was even doing I asked "Can my dwarf paladin have his flaw being that he doesn't believe the human race exists?", and that is why Ragnar the dwarf paladin ran through a haunted house filled with murder-happy (human) cultists mostly screaming with breaks filled with "Wow that's a tall dwarf", "Jeez those ears must be deformed huh elf boy?" and "oh my *whichever God it was he followed* she is one pretty half-orc! They are usually so disgusting". Oh and every time someone tried to tell him that there was such a thing as humans he would take a page out of the 40k book and scream "Cease! your! heresy!" punctuated by swings of his warhammer.

"YOU DO NOT SEE GROG" Jesus, that's great.

9:00 “i roll to suplex the dragon” Imagine he rolled a nat 20.

Jeremy muderdeath the very friendly warlock who is in a contract with a very very evil and powerful devil. But Jeremy thinks he is just an unpaid intern who works for bob from accounting.

I’ve played as a sentient magic satchel that could take over whoever puts it on. Quite fun actually.

"You do not see Grog!" That killed me lol

A mimic who left a dungeon for food and ended up dawning some rags and a bow.

Simon and Garfunkel sounds more like a D&D version of Penn and Teller.

My first character I ever rolled is a Vedalken Wizard. Between his blue skin and hard-to-pronounce name, people in-universe just call him "Blue". He's taken to that nickname, and introduces himself by saying "I'm Blue Dabadidabadi"

Haven't gotten to play him yet, but I'm thinking a Warforged Necromancer that's basically robot Skeletor

One of the party members in my campaign is Guyko the Clever, our Kobold cleric who gets their cleric power from their belief in the wagon insurance they sell Yeah.... he's essentially the Geico lizard. He even has a whole hunch of hatchmates named after other insurance companies, its wild and I love it. Guyko has become a treasured member of the party.

I once got complemented on my True Neutral Ranger. I wrangled with myself a long time about if he were Neutral Good or TN; he cared TOO much about everything. He could be easily convinced to malevolent acts, agreed with everyone way too easily. If you told him to do something, he’d probably do it-the morality of the act not even questioned. He basically had anxiety and did anything anyone told him to.

I love playing as shitpost characters, such as; The homebrew crocodile bard who was the big friendly idiot of the group. The dwarf cleric who never ran out of his homebrew, which he had made in the wilds. The tiefling fighter named Bob who had a pet boar named Bill. Goblin Slayer but he is a rooster calling himself the Spanish Vengeance. And currently, the half-elf ranger who is litterally just a Karen parody.

The "IKEA-Born", furniture that has been polymorphed into people.

We had a character that basically had multiple personalities So we got 3 people playing that one character

"He then attempted to suplex a dragon" Only in DnD ladies and gentlemen.

The dm allowed someone to play as a sentient teapot that was a bard, a very sassy bard. And whenever the teapot would play a song, it would sing I’m a little teapot. Later in the campaign, the teapot managed to seduce a demon while the rest of us all wanted to kill it. There was another guy in the party who was literally goblin Slayer who my character would always get into arguments with and just assumed my character was female despite being obviously male. The next guy literally only spoke by saying the word “doot” so no one could really understand what he was saying except for when he was doing an action. And I made my character a tiefling paladin just to confuse the hell out of everyone, it was an interesting experience.

“The lizardungeonmasteran barbarian”

"Oh uhh, -Miek's- Simon's dead. Yeah, I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge. I've just been feeling so guilty I've been carrying him around all campaign... oh, -Miek's- Simon's alive! Look, Simon's alive, guys!! What was your question again, bro?"

I have a character in a campaign currently. His name is William The Intellectual Barbarian. he has a Ph.D. in Psychology and is usually very passive. He walks around in a loincloth, wears glasses, and uses a magic coffee mug for a weapon. It basically is like a bottomless goblet he can use to summon an infinite amount of any potion. poison, healing, frenzy, you name it. William is by far my favorite character.

I have a Bruce Banner/Hulk like character. In his normal form, he is a timid docile man who is basically a potions master and tags along with the team because he knows they will need his potions and would sell it to them. He is very reluctant to fight and is very much a pacifist. But, only when he is forced into combat, he is revealed to be a giant beast of raw rage and strength and all his Inteligence and Wisdom points switch to his Strength and Dexterity. It will go in like this until rage ends.

First time playing Dungeon Fantasy I didn't want to play anything stereotypical. We needed Damage Output so I chose the Barbarian template (Massive ST, Tough and extra hit point, moderate wilderness skills and not very clever or perceptive) While looking at non-human's with big ST bonuses I Joked about playing a halfling barbarian and someone dared me to, figuring it wouldn't affect me much I agreed. Halflings take a major ST penalty but I still had the highest ST in the party, they get better DX so all of my physical skills went up and they're a touch smarter so I wasn't special needs anymore. Best of all they get better HT and extra hit points again. So my Barbarian wasn't as gigantic but he could take an unholey beating. One of the latter battles we were in I was shot in the skull for an insane amount of damage. The entire group stared at me in horror, thinking I was going to drop dead. I made a death save and a consciousness check and kept murdering until passing out at the end of the battle while my teammates force-fed me healing potions. Halflings also have a bonus to slings and throwing sticks. The only weapon that uses the Throwing-stick ability was a boomarang, which is really good if you're strong. It was also a weapon I was competent with as a barbarian so I became a deadly boomarang assasin, knocking goblins off walls and knocking Ratmen wizards out cold through ranks of his guards. My barbarian stealth plus Halfling DX boost and Halfling silence made be better at Stealth than the party's ranger. Dungeon Fantasy Halflings are also tiny folk, like barely hip-high to a human. So I would routinely hide behind the legs of other party members then leap out and wrestle enemies to the ground when they would engage my party members in these dynamic david-vs-goliath power slams. Halflings unfortunately have the very tropey disadvantage of being Kleptomaniacs and that just didn't fit my prideful and honorable tribe leader, but the disadvantage doesn't require that you be discrete about it. So, if my Barbarian felt disrespected by you or just didn't like you, he would walk up and pick up something you own, show it to you and stare at you intimidatingly as he slowly tucked it into his pouch. Lastly the Barbarian had a 'special move' an attack that they got a bonus for and it was a thrusting spear attack to your eye, followed immediately by a thrusting spear attack to your other eye. With his Halfling DX and a few other bonuses from a well-made spear he could frequently manage this attack, it was not something creatures that had eyes or brains walked away from. Several times in the campaign the DM would have enemies make taunts like "I don't see what's so special about you" or "I don't see how you have any choice in the matter" or "I've seen more impressive corpses" and I would IMMEDIATELY use my special move. One of them was a demon who just got the crap beat out of him, one was a vampire who wasn't badly hurt but ended up blinded but twice I insta-killed the enemy leader in the middle of his monologue while all of his guards stared in horror and I smirked and said "Blind men don't see what's right in front of them".

The one with the character who could talk to God but no one believed him reminds me of the Irishman in Braveheart

8:25 is actually kinda terrifying if "clean up the battlefield" also includes corpses, which I assume it does. Things still exist in the bag of holding. Corpses rot. So when he turned it inside out at his enemies they were probably showered in literal tons of rotten corpse sludge.

that Suicidal Gnome Barbarian got me crying.... amazing

Unfortunately I'm stuck as a forever DM but I'm pretty proud of one of my characters waiting to be played: A warlock who is his own patron. He's actually Death/the grim reaper, but he's committed yet-unspecified crimes against nature and as a result was stripped of all his memories. He's really just using the power he's always had, but through spells because that's the only way he knows of anymore. As far as he knows he's a normal human, and he just assumes whatever deal he made with his pateon happened before the amnesia. His main goal is to find his human family (I feel a bit bad setting him up for failure but he needs *some* reason to be adventuring).

I haven't played this character yet, but I have a character concept for a gunslinger fighter who has a gun for every type of situation possible, knows how to make bombs, and lives in a bunker filled with enough provisions to last him at least five years. His name is Burt Gummer. Cheers to anyone who gets the reference.

The lava cleric would be a double edged sword. Cleric: "I use healing touch on our Barbarian" DM: "Cleric, roll for heals. Barbarian, roll for fire damage"

Kobold Swashbuckler level 9 named Snit Ashtail. Obsessed with hats. Background "clever minion" basically criminal, with a tweak of charlatan, but essentially minion and sole survivor of every D&D campaigns major baddie (think dragon, wizards, thieves guild, orc mauraders, whatever) . Age 60(middle age for Kobold) Expertise in persuasion, deception, performance and sleight of hand. During a one-shot, he completed his character arc of becoming "The strongest little Bad, because Big Bads always die"; by diffusing a potential battle with a Ettincap and 6 trolls, by first intimidating the biggest troll, then persuading the Ettincap that it was in his best interest to work for him. The bridge the trolls collected tolls for became Snit's Bridge, and he aquired a posse, who we then used to assist in boss battle. I feel I should also mention that he was 2'6" tall, but wore a big red hat with a 4'6" giant feather in it. Table was rolling while Snit talked trash to a 15' tall troll and scared his pants off, then told the trolls boss: You work for Snit now, I keep half what you makes, and all shiny swords. Now, let's smash puny humans that bother Snit's town. The DM and some of the other players have now adopted Snit as one of their NPC's, which I consider to be a great honor.

A fighter named Jerry who became the worlds most powerful character after he was laid, he was 300 years old, human, a virgin, and only alive because he needs to lose his virginity.

You see, I have learned through my experience that creative doesn’t always mean good. Our most “creative” character was for a game I DMed. They put a lot of work into them, but it was so much that it caused a lot of problems. They dragged the party along for their backstory quest, derailed the campaign several times, lost their virginity in a bet, ticked off the short-fused fighter who responded with 60+ damage, lost their magic items, wanted to bring a magic item to an evil divine being, and lied about being an agent from the most powerful country in the world. This last one led to their execution from which they were revived, then killed again by some random side quest bandit one session later.

I’ve made a dwarven fighter named Tordek Ironfist recently. Tordek is a cavalier fighter, but instead of riding a horse he rides his pet mastiff. If the dog ever dies I think he’s gonna go into a massive rage.

I always think my story of convincing a minotaur that we should sit down and talk about life next to a fountain of ketchup was neat Rest of my party went inside the cave, saved the kids we were supposed to be there for, I got to talk to a 1200 year old horse dude about steaks

I once played a Dexterity based Tabaxi Fighter. With Boots of Speed, +3 Studded Leather Armor, and a Shortsword of Wounding, he was insane at higher levels. His name was Quick Leaf.

I haven't done this yet, but I always wanted to make a half rogue/ half paladin character. In 3.5 there is technically no rule that says you can't do this. First you start out as a lawful good rogue (which is not against the rules). You can call yourself whatever you want.. Treasure hunter, locksmith, trap disarmer, scout, whatever. And just remain loyal to that alignment. (it's really not required to be chaotic or evil or anything). After gaining many levels of rogue, you then switch to being a paladin. Paladins have to stay as paladins once they are paladins, so you have to do this second. So now you have a character who can wear platemail, use any weapon, heal, open locks, disarm traps, and sneak-smite flat-footed or flanked opponents for TONS of damage. There is no rule against this. Though it's hard to convince people that it's legit.

9:35, the Chair character - Ah, I see somebody is familiar with the Nerdy Show's "Dungeons & Doritos".

I haven't played him in a group, but I'm considering a Dragonborn controlled by Bahamut & Tiamat together, with a roll to determine who is in direct control that day. 1-3 for Tiamat, 4-17 for the actual character himself, and 18-20 for Bahamut. When Bahamut is in control, he is a Lawful Good cleric. When Tiamat is in control, he is a Chaotic Evil warlock. When not controlled by gods constantly trying to prove they are stronger and using him as their toy, he is a Full Neutral Sorcerer who has a blood feud with himself 3 times over but can't do anything about it.

11:03 "Someone ate him, and he died." That someone was Polpo.

I love the background of Hawkeye Gough just carving without a care in the world

Kobald Rouge. One of my friends in my current campaign has a Kobald Rouge named Crum who fights with a rock and a stick. He also commonly harvests livers.

My favorite character I've ever played in a tabletop game was from Tavern Tales, if anyone knows it (I prefer the roleplaying elements of that game to D&D). I was a dwarf mage who took an ability that allowed me to give inanimate objects intelligence, with one personality trait decided by me and the other decided by the GM. My first order of business was to take some rope from my bag and give it intelligence to make essentially a rope snake, which I decided would be "loyal" and the GM added on that it was *"uncomfortably* loyal" and would never leave my side. I wore it as a belt most of the time and since my character was kinda slutty everyone else I played with naturally devolved into jokes about my character and her weirdly touchy-feely rope. After quite a few sessions, we took another look at my ability and realized that it was vaguely-worded in such a way that theoretically I could create infinite inanimate objects with intelligence, so we spent an entire session creating various "creatures" that could help us in a myriad of ways. The best one by far was "Firewood," an doll that we got from an incredibly creepy doll collector and shopkeeper that we of course decided would have to be insanely creepy itself. We had it take a couple abilities related to intimidating and scaring NPCs and then sent it through the vents of a building we were trying to get into. As soon as it peeked out of the vents and the NPCs inside saw it they started basically shitting their pants and scattering to the winds screaming. Funniest session we ever fucking had. A couple other things my character managed to do during that campaign's lifetime: Got stabbed in a bar from just talking to someone at the counter. I took a decent chunk of damage, idk how it even happened... Attracted the attention of a lonely middle-aged woman who, upon discovering my character was bi, pursued her a little too closely and clearly wanted to bone. After one weekend where we had some free time between missions, I got a message from her and promptly announced my character was mysteriously absent for the weekend, reappearing at the end looking a little disheveled but pleased with herself. Went to a party announcing she wanted to eat soup. Immediately the host of the party showed up and started pushing me very suspiciously to eat the soup that was at the party. I decided I was not going to eat the soup. Da dadada daaaaaa, I avoided being poisoned and actually managed to derail the GM's plans for that event (spoiler alert: he REALLY wanted me to eat the soup). Damn I miss that campaign. We never finished it but it was the best one I've ever been in...

I have a character who is a demigod of the goddess philotes from Greek mythology.Philotes is the goddess of friendship and affection, and I felt like making a demigod of being a good friend was pretty different then your standard dnd character.

“The legend of Macho Man ended when he attempted to duplex a dragon.” 🤣🤣🤣

I once play as a mimic that was polymorph by a wizard to look like there dead daughter. My character main goal is to find her father who one day vanished. Her dream was to turn into a real human.

The characters in our game were already destined to be weird but the DM really sealed the deal when she revealed the plot. So our starter characters are a group of 5th grade human kids from the real world who end up being shown how to enter a magical land the the Dark World. There we turn into our fighter characters. We have a dragonborn barbarian with a lumberjack background that speaks in an exaggerated Scottish accent, a warforged cleric that seems to have all the worst luck (both ingame and out), a changeling sorcerer that enjoys painting but is a little kill happy sometimes, a merrow bard that takes all the drugs and plays a lot of classic rock music (remember: this guy is supposed to be a 5th grader), and my character, a celestial warlock half orc with a Russian accent and high intimidation stats that I play as a magical girl. We were later joined by a high school boy from Vegas who is short for his age that turns into a halfling rogue when he enters the Dark World. He's the bards new best friend. Yes, we are all very worried about this.

I just started my first campaign and I’m a noble dragon born paladin so she’s essentially the dragon the princess AND the knight. I also incorporated that into her backstory and she’s in the party to try to clear her name

I run my own system that has a lot more freedom for wierd character concepts, including: -The doggo sorcerer that borks to create ice explosions, rides a larger doggo who is their familiar -The Stand User who traps people in an alternate reality that is a stereotypical anime highschool -The Elf Necromancer who used his near limitless supply of undead to craft battlemechs he piloted -"Discount Thor" And those are just the weirdest

The 3 dwarfs in a trenchcoat sounds like a good idea

YOU DO NOT SEE GROG

Currently running a campaign that includes a construct rogue who happens to be a small stuffed doll, filled with bugs. Her weapon of choice is a scythe she can throw, that also causes burn damage. Edit bc I forgot she has a mountain dog mount, she named Biscuits.

4:39 I almost unhinged my jaw from laughing

Am a normal human but can get enraged When enraged i set on fire (spontanious combustion) and basicly each attack has a 50% chance to set enemy on fire Anyone or anything burnable touching me sets on fire Had many things burned to the ground accidently and only one person could calm me down but he died and now im permanently on fire until he gets reincarnated

Necromancer Bard is the funniest thing ever next to max intelligence Barbarian. :p

All of my friends just play metagamey powergamey characters, so I have to toot my own horn a bit. I have 5 I can point to specifically. The first is a tiefling rogue-druid named Alissa. The sister of my first character who was lost in a temporal explosion from a mad wizard's experiment while their mother was doing some spy shit at a party. The second is Tes-Urak/Timint, a Kobold rogue-warlock of the great old one who was adopted by Alissa after his tribe was killed by a green dragon while they were stowed away on Alissa's airship. He had split personalities, and Urak doesn't know Timint exists. The third is Traavea, another Tiefling warlock of the hexblade who was a cultist serving an ideal more than a god. The cult was made up entirely of tieflings, and their goal is to lift the curse on their people. Next is Shäd, an aasimar gunslinger who was hunting his adopted brother. He was allowed to dual-weild revolvers, and I loosely based him on Revolver Ocelot. Finally there's Schrödinger, a tabaxi divination wizard-great old one warlock who may or may not be using warlock or wizard spell slots, may or may not be either sex, has black/white fur, and I'm building him to be able to see everything. Edit: forgot to finish.

Oh God the "sneaking" one really fucking got me. "YOU DO NOT SEE GROG!!!"

i can literally just imagine that dude throwing ladders at people in my head that’s so creative

never played dnd myself, but if i did i have some ideas for fun characters. CG necromancer who only reanimates evil enemies or willing subjects, sees necromancy as a tool to be used just like any other kind of magic and chooses to use it for good, possibly becomes a lich with an army of the dead that patrols major trade routes to keep them safe. character with multiple personalities, each with their own class, level, name, stats, and alignment, have to roll every morning to see which one is dominant for the day, none of the personalities are aware of the others but do have very vague memories of what other personalities did. CG changeling rogue that makes no attempt to hide the fact that they are a changeling and is usually in their true form, uses changeling powers to help infiltrate dungeons and stuff and to avoid getting into trouble for doing robin hood stuff and dishing out vigilante justice.

Played a Goliath Bard who despised both god and music for forcing him to be a bard.

Had a friend who was a mage and every 5 spells he used,he transformed into a cookie and ruined most of our fights

HA! MACHO MAN ATTEMPTED TO SUPLEX THE DRAGON!! No one but me and other wrestling fans will get this

Spider-man. We homebrewed a half-ettercap race. After this, everyone wanted to play as superhero homebrew. One of my players really wanted to play as Superman, but we vetoed it, as that would just be too OP.

I'm playing a Warlock, except his patron in Guy Fieri, and now I'm obliged to use Prestidigitation to flavor my Eldritch Blasts in order to "Send people to flavortown"

FOOLISH MORTAL, HOW DARE YOU TRY AND FIGHT MY LADDERS!

If I ever get to play dnd, one idea I came up with my brother, was a small woodland critter (like an otter, or a possum, or something) that was granted intelligence by, and was, a Druid, but when they used wild shape, they just became one of the humanoid races. Like while sitting on the shoulder of one of the party members, they would forget to jump of and crunch whoever was under them while they transformed into a Goliath or something

"Earth elemental cleric" yeah ok.. turned into lava by being under water, makes sense to me

"...attempted to suplex a dragon..." 😆 🤣 that mental image

Listen I have never before laughed to tears from secondhand DND stories on KZfaq so trust me when I say that story of the guy that played a banana threw me off so much I almost vomited from laughter.

I played as an orc light cleric once, just so I can have a cool spell called "radiance of the dawn", and once I got it I would change class the next level to a fighter or monk. The reason for this is because rediance of the dawn turns you into a human grenade with 0 friendly fire damage, and I had a friend who was a giant who'd throw me and once I landed I exploded and started fighting afterwards

I once made a Pathfinder Witch who had the most unbalanced stat rolls, with two nat 20s, three average rolls, and a nat 1. I put the 20s in STR and DEX since it would let me try a weird build, and wound up dumping CHA - so then I had to figure out why someone who was buff, dextrous, somewhat intelligent, and relatively able to read a room and take a hit was so horrible at even being scary. So I made them an edgelord. An agonizingly melodramatic edgelord. Their attempts at talking to people frequently included excessive extraneous references to "death" "the void" and other terrifying concepts that really lose their weight after being used three times in a sentence, for instance trying to scare information out of someone with "comply or I will rend your soul into the void!" What provided a comedic juxtaposition to their social incompetence, however, was their downright demonic combat effectiveness. They had sight-based Concealment from everything in almost every encounter, and a bow that I had shamelessly cheesed into their possession which dealt 2d6+5 damage but gave serious penalties to anyone who tried to use it with less than a +5 STR mod. Adding their high DEX and Concealment, they rarely missed and killed most early enemies in one hit. This was at level 1.

The thief thinking he is a wizard basically has the same gameplay as rincewind from discworld would

That Necromancer Cleric is just the backstory of Liliana Vess

After the mention of the gnome barbarian being a "tiny ball of rage", I want to make that same kind of character and name him "Chihuahua Loco" x'D

I enjoy seeing how creative i can push a character concept. when i found out about the aquatic human subspecies i IMMEDIATELY decided to play him as a resident of innsmouth badly trying to pass himself as a proper human. friendliest Jehovah's witness you'd ever meet for lord dagon, and eager to swap quaint regional traditions from his home town. my friend also played a final fantasy homebrew rpg once. i talked him into letting me play a blue mage after a certain level in exchange for giving my character the disadvantage "thinks he's a blue mage" until that level.

My brother played as a combo circle of dreams druid / wild sorcerer, with a side order of narcolepsy. He sometimes fell asleep in combat, and once accidentally cast fireball centred on himself while in narcoleptic sleep.

I made a character once who was a sentient illusion of a female half elf. She had a magical necklace that made her solid. She could concentrate to suppress her solidity, but every minute had to make a save or the necklace would break and she'd be stuck intangable forever. Never got to actually play her. At the last minute the guy was was going to DM decided he didn't want to. My brother ran a CN hatchling crystal dragon (AD&D 2e). He was one of the best roleplayed characters I've ever seen. He wasn't malicious and didn't use CN as an excuse to be a murder hobo like so many do, instead he ran him with an amazing amount of innocence, wonder, and curiousity (since he was literally only days old) along with absolutely no understanding of actions having consequences. He's one of my favorite characters of all time.

I haven't done it yet but I want to make a high strength cleric with the personality of pury pury prisoner from one punch man and it's main weapon is a smashed healing potion bottle

On one of the sessions where one of our members didn’t show up, he was being played by the DM. My character had a high charisma modifier. Not only did I barter a special gender-change potion down lower, I also convinced the NpC version of him to drink it. Long story short, when he came back his character was suddenly a woman. Only thing is, not only did his character not realize it at first, we also didn’t tell him but kept making subtle cues towards it. “I heal her” or “I tell ___ that she should rest” etc.

Changeling thief that would steal a characters identity, becoming that character is probably my most entertaining one.

Ah yes rock at the bottom of the ocean does indeed turn to lava from the pressure. That's why the ocean floor is made of lava.

My homebrew is a wookalah (man pig) who is a cleric who uses money based spells which always costs money to cast and can use a critical midas touch once per long rest which turns the enemy into solid gold.

Once, a player told me she wanted to play a Tabaxi warlock spirit medium, and I thought she said Taxi warlock spirit medium. As in, a warlock who uses their power to make a fantasy version of Über for the dead to travel to the world of the living and vice versa. It was such a random misunderstanding but such a great idea that she ended up playing that character in our next campaign.

During the middle of a campaign someone wanted to join. They joined as a bard who was really a motivational speaker, he could motivate anything but has terrible attacks

Im gonna make a "Skeleton Key" as a magic item for my Champaign

I used to have an ettin named beavis and butt head, it was pretty damn epic lol

I met this lvl 10 Gnome Necromancer Paragon lvl 4th edition He was...autistic and “challenged” mentally He thought he was the Devil But he had a lisp and pronounced it Debil but instead of the ‘v’ he said ‘b’ And he had a chart that comprised all the actions he could take or how he should act by rolling a d6 Most time he attacked himself Laughing goofy saying.. “I’m the Debil” with cadence of rising pitches when he spoke

One of the strangest characters I have ever seen someone play as in a few of my campaigns, was a friendly archdevil bard. The lovable idiot is seen as a fearsome demon queen in the underworld, but the party members just sees her as a giant toddler with a violin.

My skeleton key might be to big to fit in most locks but it I’ve been told that it never fails to “open her up”

My DM gave me a Halfling Monk/Water Shaper/Shaman back in the 4e days. From that, I created the abomination known as Ulmo of the Tentacles!

2x speed gang where u at!?

A sentient piece of toast wizard that uses mage hand to move around and do things.

The dark times of text to speech before dave makes noises grabbed the mic.

I had an extremely interesting character while back it was a human female armor master. the catch she came from around similar to ours but ended up in the Pathfinder realm because a God confused her for an acolyte of Tony Stark. she found her at Comic-Con as she had made a pair of a set of armor and a similar fashion to Tony Stark's. believing as such as the god came to our world to find a helper for his acolyte and his world he grabbed my character. And that's how I got away with the Avenger in a Pathfinder game though she's extremely meta