@Hammezz01 Жыл бұрын
When I study too hard for a test then fail
@MonkeyGodSellsMeth 8 ай бұрын
1k like lol
@wisegirl359 8 ай бұрын
ME AND PHYSICS 🤠
@plankalkulcompiler9468 7 ай бұрын
Well, he actually passed. Fwb is bullshit.
@KrwiomoczBogurodzicy 7 ай бұрын
It's rigged
@jacksparrow9227 4 ай бұрын
Dammit, I’m too successful
@canadianboi326 8 ай бұрын
“I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown”
@emzz7358 7 ай бұрын
😭😭
@aperture0 7 ай бұрын
lmfao
@christopher-cf8jd 7 ай бұрын
Dbz abridged
@dazdilinger1151 6 ай бұрын
Drown in getting cheating on and all the weak intimacy?
@K1NG0FW0LV35 6 ай бұрын
@@dazdilinger1151 I want empty love so I can complain about it dammit!
@akira6457 Жыл бұрын
Did you win? "Yesn't"
@anuragchowdhury4101 4 ай бұрын
But at what cost!
@marinomusico5768 6 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vidar188 Жыл бұрын
Starts next week so she can fill the friends with benefits position this week. Or get filled by the friends with benefits position
@Riley_Sanford Жыл бұрын
True
@SugomaamoguS6969 Жыл бұрын
Ayo
@The14541 Жыл бұрын
Damn man
@wagner9527 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@prasannjitkumar780 7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@dabonethug Жыл бұрын
Suffering from success
@TmoneyBagz1 2 ай бұрын
1K likes and no comments? Let’s change that!
@TelefoneMotorola-iy8oz Ай бұрын
I hate when girls look at me and see their dream boyfriend when all I want is to smash and vanish.
@Treblady 7 ай бұрын
‘Friends with benefit’s position still open tho 😂
@urbanEzio89 2 ай бұрын
He doesn't even know. Should we tell him?
@carlmullerlane 4 күн бұрын
Where can I get an application? Pretty sure I'm qualified. Got solid experience in this area. 😂
@analis_s 7 ай бұрын
Mission failed successfully
@emillyyelen5169 5 ай бұрын
@@Heavenlystubble dont try to be funnier...
@Heavenlystubble 5 ай бұрын
@@emillyyelen5169 I'm not trying to😂 almost no one is going to do more then enjoy this comment, not even bother with the replies, and go on with their day, I'm trying to add on to it, and I did make a typo so I'm deleting it any way, But before you make a comment like that, think and ask yourself, "Who is the one being a jerk here?"
@b1_ferg Ай бұрын
@@emillyyelen5169you seem fun.
@wingspantt 5 ай бұрын
I love how this is just as much a commentary on job applications as it is relationships
@user-ff1lu7jk5f 7 ай бұрын
“The big ones hurt” “I made you wait because you’re special”
@ANonyMouse627 6 ай бұрын
Gross
@jmnemonic99 5 ай бұрын
I paid for dinner with the others cause I wanted transactional s*x, but I respect you too much as a peer to allow myself to pay for the check
@RobertNewall 5 ай бұрын
Yikes brother
@ANonyMouse627 3 ай бұрын
I meant it's a gross perspective to have... No one owes you sex
@MattHuarez-yh9zj 2 ай бұрын
@@ANonyMouse627and no one owes you their time
@tolic14ever 7 ай бұрын
Exactly like the other relationships I've been in Totally against my will.😂
@balazsnagy9825 3 ай бұрын
Her beauty is beyond words.
@Hauskreisbenni 2 ай бұрын
But her character is aweful...
@jamesshaw6884 28 күн бұрын
F U nee ja
@DigitalAudioLibraries 15 күн бұрын
Its scripted video she just try to acting. She might be nice irl.@@Hauskreisbenni
@bobbyavitia 9 ай бұрын
Modern dating in a nutshell cause you know she's gonna being conducting interviews for the sneaking link position. 💀
@kayaktulsa7170 2 ай бұрын
"Like all the relationships I've been in, they're totally against my will so...I accept!" Funny, yet painful. Still--funny!
@MrJsintic Жыл бұрын
forgot to represent the "without benefits" position. It's everything he's already offering to do, except she isn't attracted to you and won't ever sleep with you!!
@labyrinth4799 Жыл бұрын
Yes because that's what being a friend is is being there for someone and emotionally supportive
@potentially_me Жыл бұрын
Man imagine having a strong mutual platonic relationship, to have someone you can really rely on and confide in, who isn't out to get anything from you. Friendship is awesome like that.
@MrJsintic Жыл бұрын
@@potentially_me the issue is a biological one. Straight men can't maintain a platonic friendship. They will eventually catch feelings. And if they maintain the friendship after catching feelings it's at their own detriment. Your username is Anna, so I'm assuming you're a girl. Text your male friend and tell him you have feelings for him. I'd bet my whole left arm he "feels the same way"
@potentially_me Жыл бұрын
@@MrJsintic Whether you're right or not: There's no "without benefits" position, that's just friends. Friends can grow apart because they have different needs. It's not her fault you feel the friendship isn't worthwhile because you caught feelings for her. If biologically men can't have healthy platonic friendships with the gender they're attracted to then you're also implying that gay guys can't have male friends and bi/pan guys pretty much can't have friends at all. :)
@helltaker6865 Жыл бұрын
@@labyrinth4799 there's nothing wrong with being a mall cop normally, but there is a problem if you applied to be a marine and they said I see you more as a mall cop
@unclejoe1998 2 ай бұрын
I’ll see you at brunch 😂😂😅😅 this just killed me 😅😅
@SopranoPizzaJMFNJ 4 ай бұрын
Equal parts funny & sickening 😂
@Benjumanjo 7 ай бұрын
Painfully accurate.
@hrithikbiswas4424 7 ай бұрын
-how about bf position? -Yeah everybody tells me that... 😢I could feel it bmro
@Colinkrauss1 7 ай бұрын
I don’t like doing this on KZfaq, but… She is preposterously attractive.
@MrNH718 5 ай бұрын
A bit of an exaggeration there pal
@libanali626 4 ай бұрын
Mid
@MDE_never_dies 4 ай бұрын
She really is. Anyone who says mid I have some bad news.
@victimizeakaboomsta8995 3 ай бұрын
@@MDE_never_diesanyone who says mid has different tastes? Doesn’t seem like bad news.
@gabbar51ngh 3 ай бұрын
She's hot. You're just blind.@@libanali626
@silverhetch3383 7 ай бұрын
ladies and gentleman: she got him
@adrianpillai6645 8 ай бұрын
First mistake. Showed up for interview dressed.
@KrwiomoczBogurodzicy 7 ай бұрын
Such a good point. Cause it got him too many points. He should have undersold.
@unclejoe1998 2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@zawadmuttaqi5597 7 ай бұрын
Bro is suffering from succes😞
@jacksong8131 5 ай бұрын
Lol it's so accurate. Overqualified for the FWB position. That's why most guys don't want a "good job." Guy 1 doesn't want to be the guy who pays the girls bills and pay for her food and other stuff while the girl has s3x with Guy 2. With Guy 2, she doesn't even know or care if he has a job or not. The girl likes Guy 2 for who he is as a person.
@gangsterjackal841 Жыл бұрын
Bro and there's 69 likes 💀
@M-X39462 7 ай бұрын
I found a workaround. It's basically like quiet quitting. I do the bare minimum and still get laid and then leave for a better paying job.
@curiousconsultant7922 7 ай бұрын
I swear I have the same problem. Sometimes I tell myself I'm gonna be the asshole who pumps and dumps, but I can never bring myself to do it.
@M-X39462 7 ай бұрын
Oh you gotta try it, it's amazing
@lobsterdfw1 4 ай бұрын
@360recapsexactly this
@kbanghart 4 ай бұрын
@@M-X39462agreed. It's also super hot if she's married.
@MrMLBson09 4 ай бұрын
@M-X39462 I've been that asshole and it's really not amazing realizing you're just one of many. Hooking up on the first date, how many other guys has she done it with? Will I get an STD this time around? There's no winning because the opposite is just as fucked.
@Drekromancer 3 ай бұрын
It's not a problem. If the world was filled with fuckboys, society would fall apart. If the world was filled with people like you, it'd be filled with strong, dedicated relationships. That's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, in times like these, where trust and connection are hard to find, I daresay it's something to be proud of. 🙂 I know it's easy to feel like you're missing out on playing the game. But I'll tell you from experience that it's not all it's cracked up to be. I've got a bodycount of 20, and that high bodycount is the _reason_ I'm trying to meet the love of my life at this point. Experience is what convinced me that hookups weren't worth it. I want something real, now. And whenever I find it, I know I'll be happier than I ever was when I was playing the game. So don't feel bad. You're skipping the tutorial and going straight for the main game. Trust me - it's worth it. And when you find the love of your life, she'll love you for the fact that you're so earnest, because that's so rare and so valuable these days. Good luck out there, soldier.
@davidpfol 6 күн бұрын
i wish interviewers were like that
@silentrage9ix 3 ай бұрын
"Thank you for the opportunity...." Teetering on friend zone with that one, good to hear that "boyfriend" was available....
@trendel13 3 ай бұрын
Thank You Michael now you can tell the next applicant to come in? I still need to fill the position you interviewed for. Thanks a bunch see you at brunch.
@VallinSFAS 3 ай бұрын
It's better than the quasi-queer [not really] friend zone position😢💔
@thatsanepojfan8708 Ай бұрын
I second this!
@sebastianmelmoth1645 Ай бұрын
“ I’ll see you at brunch” is a great kicker.
@KMI2 5 ай бұрын
He starts next week to give her time to get ran through some more before then
@kbanghart 4 ай бұрын
Yummy
@theophilusjohan4254 5 ай бұрын
I lost it when she said Ben-eff-its
@jluis333 4 күн бұрын
Guess who will pay all the bills, netflix and chill, xmas at her parents from now on?
@carlmullerlane 4 күн бұрын
Bro keeps reminding me of a young Ari Gold from Entourage. 😆 This was great btw. Funny & kinda accurate too. I can tell you now, he'll stick it out (pardon the pun) for 6 months then quit again. Mark my words... I eagerly await Part 2 for the follow-up. 😂
@jameslaiola4976 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 KEY WORDS. AGAINST HIS WILL
@Arai503 4 ай бұрын
Sorry, I'm not interested in the boyfriend position with organizations that are actively interviewing candidates for a friends with benefits position.
@kbanghart 4 ай бұрын
I am, with my wife
@Howaitooku-hy1sl 5 ай бұрын
That's was unronically my teenager years 😢
@CaptainKneegrowMan 8 ай бұрын
No you're not 🤣
@pissing_shitting9327 Жыл бұрын
None of those things are a prerequisite for casual sex. I’ve literally done it with people locked up in the loony bin
@sskhussaini Жыл бұрын
👁️👄👁️ Uhm... 📸
@stevemattero1471 8 ай бұрын
Yeah that's why she says he's over-qualified. That's the joke. It looks like you don't really have anything to add, you just wanted to flex how low your standards are?
@kbanghart 4 ай бұрын
@@stevemattero1471I was with someone who SHOULD be in the looney bin, does that count? Lol
@O_Canada 3 ай бұрын
FBI open the door?
@rubenowitzv.3135 Ай бұрын
100% accurate ✨
@meagainandagain5756 4 күн бұрын
I had a friend who had a fuck buddy. I was so envious that it wasn’t me.
@literally_fran 7 ай бұрын
Suits, law by mike and better call saul have prepared me for this exact moment.
@istvanpraha 5 ай бұрын
Damn I'd sign him up for that FWB position!!!
@renaissance17 5 ай бұрын
more like friend zone after 6 months of dates and akward hugs
@fishingdude67 8 ай бұрын
The way she said 'intervieww', I melted into a simp! 😁
@matthewa2407 7 ай бұрын
Who is she ?
@nemajabakic4546 9 ай бұрын
I hate when this happens to me
@crashnreset6987 3 ай бұрын
Never, never let your self be interveiwed by a sober chick ;p
@dwatts64 2 ай бұрын
When he turns to the side and suddenly has an inverted/negative chin, I immediately understood how everything is against his will 😅
@joey6058 2 ай бұрын
The second she mentioned she was looking for an emotionally stabled man I knew she was up to something lol
@Drekromancer 3 ай бұрын
I see this as an absolute win
@Tarz2155 2 ай бұрын
Why , if you relate with that guys than your are a back up dude to be used when she’s done having her fun 😂
@rowdy1197 7 ай бұрын
Dang funny but so true 😂😂😂😂
@TheSergio1021 3 ай бұрын
*proceeds to hire 3 more friends with benefits positions*
@kingocowata 8 ай бұрын
Luckily, I was the right guy for the job for plenty of employers 😂
@elihlemabena 7 ай бұрын
This happens to me every time😂
@VulgarTruth Ай бұрын
Why is it always MICHAEL 😂😂😂
@champagneredneck 4 ай бұрын
At this point, I wish I qualified for either
@theglowing1349 7 ай бұрын
I'm tryna be like this guy
@bgrady24 5 ай бұрын
Usually not into blondes, but damn
@Schnickenpick 2 ай бұрын
When I study so hard my teacher thinks I cheated
@freddylosangeles1378 6 ай бұрын
..the best upgrade..
@Chaotic-Demise77 22 күн бұрын
Other options, "bank teller". Once they suck it all out of your pockets, they dump and seek someone else.
@QuasarKen009 Ай бұрын
Damn. Thats how it is sometimes 😥
@vod96 Жыл бұрын
Jeez, thats relatable
@davedsilva 3 ай бұрын
This is exactly how it works for Simps with a thick wallet. She is still interviewing for Chad.
@polarbear138 5 ай бұрын
She started that interview like she wanted a bf, not a fwb
@sweetbrown89 4 ай бұрын
Any other girls have a FWB guy who kinda does the opposite? It starts as “please stay the night, this time” and then “let me take you to breakfast…”
@davecrupel2817 Ай бұрын
Sounds like hes getting the friendzone position 😂
@CapAnson12345 5 ай бұрын
You get to pick up the pieces after she had her fun.
@user-hq3wm4yr7m Ай бұрын
Well I don’t need that kind of friend I will force my brother to …❤
@DesROWUnited Ай бұрын
The way she says "position" my goodness...
@GenoGiovanni Ай бұрын
“No I’m not”
@RoelPanizales-js3mz 4 ай бұрын
As long as you are young and no problem for BPH as you aging, grab it 😅
@johnyou35 2 ай бұрын
I only get the “Get the fuck out of here, and don’t look at me” position.
@Zenforcer Ай бұрын
I mean...he didn't lose
@sambarrett867 Жыл бұрын
I can relate.
@Alicia-vq8jg Ай бұрын
I lived in a pink house as a baby too
@alexnw8649 8 ай бұрын
All relationships are technically FwB if you don’t take it seriously 😊
@mickeythegent5144 3 ай бұрын
do you know the saddest part, is you didn't conquer your will, means you didn't meet your expectation after all patience and adjusting. you didn't get you your credit that you deserve, cause they only care for what they think what's best for you or what kind of position will you fit.
@FarmingUnclear 2 ай бұрын
but they actually do, it's just not in the standard interview format
@jamesbell1613 3 ай бұрын
I mean, it works for me. 😆
@unbiasedtv6525 Жыл бұрын
This video just hit me like a ton of bricks. I finally understand that being a "boyfriend" or a husband is for suckers, and there are no exceptions.
@chlyri 8 ай бұрын
yeah, there are exceptions. 🙄 nothing is black and white.
@stevemattero1471 8 ай бұрын
Ofc there are exceptions, a few good trad girls are still out there... I think...
@daffaelanghendra1406 8 ай бұрын
Real question though, what is the best position?
@Wooden_iguana14 7 ай бұрын
Wtf are you talking about lol if you’re not spineless you’ll be fine
@wimsylogic65 7 ай бұрын
What are you talking about . Being a boyfriend or husband is not for suckers. It really depends on what you want out of the relationship. And then it depends on the person you find. Of course if you're someone that wants nothing more than casual sex then yeah you're right.
@JJ-df4kx 4 ай бұрын
Oh boi this is relatable😅
@TMCNJ 3 ай бұрын
Anyone else getting Margot Robbie vibes?
@RAF.912 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 my God hahahaha Soo good!!!
@TheRAGE154 2 ай бұрын
Bro you just need to talk to them lol and they dtf in a week or day
@macrous2120 4 ай бұрын
I mean they do (not all) but it’s just you might not know if you passed, failed or even if you showed up to the right testing facility lol.
@AnhTuPhucDerrickHoangCanada 4 ай бұрын
when they like that you resemble star
@surewinner 5 ай бұрын
So, boyfriend... no benefit. So true.
@maahibanerje9013 Жыл бұрын
She is just gorgeous.. such a beautiful lady!! She should be a Hollywood... Ofcourse she can act... Atleast she should be in sitcoms!!! I am cheering for you girl... Make it big👍
@kwill8146 Жыл бұрын
Wow this was creepy, like wow I didn't know we got to this level so quickly, I assumed women had to do things to get these sorta comments but nah, she just had to exist, this one was wierd to read, I think I need a shower
@alijahwooden9499 Жыл бұрын
@@kwill8146 it’s just how it is, women get comments like this just for existing while men have to focus on his career and his body to even get a small fraction of comments like this.
@wimsylogic65 7 ай бұрын
@@alijahwooden9499 No that's just what's like for attractive people. Happens For the men too.
@wimsylogic65 7 ай бұрын
@@kwill8146 What's creepy about it. She's gorgeous he's complimenting that And she's probably not ever going to see The comment.
@wimsylogic65 7 ай бұрын
@@alijahwooden9499 Now that's just how it is with attractive people. Both men and women.
@JamaicanMeCrazy Ай бұрын
How did your interview go son? It's complicated
@RoScFan Жыл бұрын
How the fuck?!?! why is that a bad thing? sounds like a massive win!
@sskhussaini Жыл бұрын
Because "Friend with Benefits" and "Boyfriend" enjoy the same perks, but "Boyfriend" has to buy luxury purses and dresses. Also, "Boyfriend" has expectations of being in a committed, monogamous relationship, whereas "Friend with Benefits" has no such commitments.
@peterbedford2610 7 ай бұрын
Bro getting schooled
@ALu-nq8rf 4 ай бұрын
Some people just aren't cut out for hookups. 🤷🏽♀️
@Gentleman.. 3 ай бұрын
Imagine her dad watching 😢
@nonapplicable3055 Ай бұрын
Yep, you accept the boyfriend position and just keep applying for other FWB positions. Ironically, having a stable boyfriend position will look even better on your next FWB interview 😂
@michaelbrain3820 3 ай бұрын
They do its called a first date
@5EK5HUN8 3 ай бұрын
Damn yall are getting interviews?
@shoot_the_glass5654 4 ай бұрын
There's a silver lining, he could just not turn up. 🤷♂️
@havac3683 7 ай бұрын
Mission failed, successfully
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