MST3k 623 - The Amazing Transparent Man

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13 жыл бұрын

A mad scientist with a desire for money and doing questionable things to small furry animals recruits an ex-con for a heist of plutonium from a poorly-guarded bank, which is apparently where stockpiles of plutonium are stored. Hilarity and fallout ensue.
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@idontknow164 6 жыл бұрын

To honor one of the best (and my personal favorite) host sketches, this was my best attempt to transcribe the llama sketch. Keep in mind at the end Crow's screeches make it hard to hear Servo so I probably got some of it wrong. Servo: "So you folks wanna touch the llama ‘uh? That’s righ’ ‘uh. Yah wanna touch this ol’ llama? You just go ‘ight ‘head. You can touch the ol’ llama all you want. You can touch the llama all night till hell freezes over! Hahaha! Not me though. Nah-aw. No sir-re-bob. I wouldn’t touch the ol’ thing. Llama hasn’t been feeling so good. Whew! Smells funny too. Whoa! Smells really kinda rank, yah know? But you can touch it if yah want. Ehehe. Ain’t no law says you can’t. Ain’t that right, Mikey? Ain’t theres no laws that say folks can’t touch this smelly ol’ llama if they want? Huh, Mikey, huh?" Mike: "You people bring matches for Mikey?" Servo: "You shut up Mikey, you shut up! You folks don't give no matches to Mikey! Ya hear me?! Ya hear me?! I don't care what Mikey say or Mikey do! Don't give 'im no matches! I don't care if Mikey ends up crawlin' in through yer window stark naked with a big ol' knife! Don't you give no matches to Mikey! Don't you give 'im no matches! Shut up, Mikey! Shut up, llama! Just shut up! Don't give 'im no matches! No matches to Mikey! Shut up, Mikey!"

@LoneKharnivore 4 жыл бұрын

Crow: EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE

@hopedunkel2298 4 жыл бұрын

Fantastic

@fluffnstuph85 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe I’m just extra stoned but the fact that you took the time to type it out and the sketch itself easily stands alone; my commendations.

@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 2 жыл бұрын

@@fluffnstuph85 I wish I was any stoned, really...

@Make-it-so99 2 жыл бұрын

Please don’t give up! No days of our years!

@TemmiePlays 3 жыл бұрын

gotta love these old Pearl cameos before she was canon

@andrewcastellane7802 7 ай бұрын

Alias "Blubber Belly" Cannon

@aniyilator 5 ай бұрын

Same with Mike showing up as different characters; they're both great at playing different people

@joshuamoore8560 Жыл бұрын

"Okay, so what's my motivation?" "Well, you're Faust and you're a bank robber, a vicious criminal. As such, we need you to bark out every line like a grumpy grandpa who was unexpectedly awoken from a nap." "That's the STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD!" "Yes! That's perfect! Okay, go to your mark." "Bah..." "And keep rubbing your neck like that! It adds character."

@TheRogueWolf 10 жыл бұрын

Remember, use gentle pressure, and don't slamtackle the guy with the blowtorch the way Charlie did.

@cheekbonestrenchcoat 3 жыл бұрын

"This guy has a flame in his hand. Let's aggressively approach him and shove him"

@michaelccozens 2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't it be a much better idea to just have, like, a long-ish stick at hand to gently poke the dude with? You can still do "gentle pressure" without having anybody within flash-frying distance.

@gusrubio489 2 жыл бұрын

Come at him with your own blowtorch.

@notinspectorgadget 2 жыл бұрын

@@gusrubio489 "God created man, Union Pacific made men equal."

@CreepyPersonCube. 2 жыл бұрын

@@notinspectorgadget -"and the Official Blowtorch Guy Poking Stick made men safer."

@MichaelB-jw5po 11 ай бұрын

The actor who plays the major does a really convincing job of being roughed up by the invisible man. That's probably the best thing I can say about this movie.

@dougjb7848 7 ай бұрын

He wasn’t an “invisible man” because that would have been a copyright violation. He was a “transparent man,” and an “amazing” one, to boot.

@MistaTwigz 10 жыл бұрын

DON'T GIVE NO MATCHES TO MIKEY!

@robertdiotalevi285 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Brastius 9 жыл бұрын

Probably the funniest opening host segment of the entire run.

@mikezylstra7514 Жыл бұрын

@22:05 "a Pap smear?" best one

@kakonis 5 жыл бұрын

I know all those old tract houses look alike, but that place @ 9:41 really does look like the house Bela Lugosi leaves in "Plan 9 from Outer Space." incidentally, even though the movie "Ed Wood" depicts that house as being Bela's, in real life it was Tor Johnson's place. Time for end comment.

@ramseydoon8277 9 ай бұрын

I didn't know that about it being Tor's house, thanks for the interesting tidbit!

@rcm89304 7 жыл бұрын

All I could think of during the short was "Why don't they look?"

@evilbetty7217 5 жыл бұрын

you're deep, Ernie

@michaelccozens 2 жыл бұрын

Trains are holy, blameless creatures!

@WalkerRileyMC 8 жыл бұрын

One of the rare instances of seeing Kevin as Kevin.

@alexdionisos 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the whole Auntie McFrank segment Kevin was trying not to laugh

@andrewfrankovic6821 3 жыл бұрын

Frank in a dress is as cute as Servo in anything. I love the arm slap.

@fkrkf Жыл бұрын

He's still only in his 20s here.

@notinspectorgadget Жыл бұрын

@@fkrkf ...jesus.

@DJTonyOKay 5 жыл бұрын

"He was invisible, but I'm positive he was black" LOL!!!

@brenthaymon280 6 жыл бұрын

Love MST3K but the short film was so depressing that now I'm thinking is life really worth living. The Amazing Transparent Man is actually a pretty good movie.

@nathanpapp432 Жыл бұрын

Its a terrible movie. This guy with the power to make people invisible has three employees; a senile doctor, some hick with a rifle, and a woman who hates him. And in his genius plan he makes a violent criminal invisible but neglects to restrain him in any way, instantly allowing himself to be overpowered and taken advantage of.

@ramseydoon8277 Жыл бұрын

@@nathanpapp432lol the way you've summarized it makes it sound like a mildly amusing Saturday Night Live sketch

@sixgunshauna3486 Жыл бұрын

@@nathanpapp432 Yeah, I don't know what this "it's a good movie" thing is about.

@Drakith90 Жыл бұрын

@@sixgunshauna3486 Only redeeming quality was the effect when he becomes the "Amazingly mostly Transparent Man" was pretty good.

@michaelriley1531 Жыл бұрын

Don’t let the Mads get you down. I’m sending you some hinder 90 to counteract the hypno-helo-static-stasis.

@tantalus0971 10 жыл бұрын

Trace's pain/panic screams as Crow always kill me.

@terrytobias7572 4 жыл бұрын

"KITTY!" Gets me everytime.

@cliffbooth1029 3 жыл бұрын

When Mike pets Llama/Crow

@soosquatch4236 Жыл бұрын

He is my favorite Crow (don't tell the others)

@johnevans9751 Жыл бұрын

You can stop that, Mike.

@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 4 жыл бұрын

For years, in the Robot Roll Call when Crow says "That's one 'O'!", I thought he was saying "I'm Squanto!".

@HylianFox3 3 жыл бұрын

"BAT GUANO!"

@TheKrensada Жыл бұрын

@@HylianFox3that's what I thought I heard him say, but that couldn't have been it.

@WalkerRileyMC 7 жыл бұрын

Mike doesn't blink once during the llama sketch.........not....once.....

@Castingashley 7 жыл бұрын

I love Trace's Crow. He's so curious and innocent, like in the Angels Revenge episode, "Mike, why were the 70s?"

@jean-paulaudette9246 4 жыл бұрын

Remember the Christmas episode where Joel gave them presents: A loud, blazing hot-rod for Tom Servo, and some tan slacks for Crow, "that he could grow into!"...then Crow's sniffling, can't-hold-back-the-tears "Thank you for the pants. *boo-hoo-hoo*"

@cumulushalo576 3 жыл бұрын

In terms of pure humor, Bill Corbetts Crow was the best. He wasnt limited by innocent curiosity.

@davidschwartz6380 3 жыл бұрын

and a happy face

@BryonYoungblood 3 жыл бұрын

@@cumulushalo576 Yeah, Bill's Crow was pretty mischievous, which we can chalk up to what Crow had to have endured while alone on the Satellite of Love for centuries until the others popped back.

@tripdefect87 3 жыл бұрын

Trace's Crow is what keeps me going in times of need. Bill's take was good, sometimes great. But Trace's Crow has been through so many bad movies that he's blissfully indifferent to the effects, Colman Francis' slapped together train wrecks notwithstanding

@AJF786 9 жыл бұрын

Much like the 'practical joke' sketch from Track of the Moon Beast I have no idea how Mike doesn't totally lose it during 'pet the llama' sketch.

@ScreamingScallop 9 жыл бұрын

Hylian Fox These sketches are my favorites, except maybe for Crow's backfiring prank from Screaming Skull. Mike is so scary in Matches for Mikey.

@swytchblayd 7 жыл бұрын

Lots of practice, likely.

@benrichardson5662 6 жыл бұрын

I wonder that watching a ton of Mike's sketches.

@quester09 7 жыл бұрын

Of Mikes and Men.

@quester09 7 жыл бұрын

the short's a real train wreck. on more than one level.

@ClemPal 10 жыл бұрын

I sure hope they didn't expect us to feel sorry for Joe Joe, TOO HELL with that accident lover!

@LumpsPlays 7 жыл бұрын

Why can't TV's Frank be in every single episode? And then why can't there be an infinite number of episodes? And then why can't I have infinite freetime and be immortal?

@MutantSentry 6 жыл бұрын

Because you don't get to choose who lives and who dies. Crow called dibs.

@number1authority 2 жыл бұрын

I love this comment

@AdamWestish 2 жыл бұрын

The days of your life are three score and ten (70). I don't know how DaVinci or anybody gets everything done with less than 3 months to live 🤷

@faithfulgrl 2 жыл бұрын

🚀 I dated TV's Frank📺 He always had to drive. No big deal, but he made me ride in the backseat. 💡

@AdamWestish 2 жыл бұрын

@@faithfulgrl ok is this a joke or not? If true, I hope he didn't come back to Take your Soul... 🤦‍♂️

@sidhackney8831 7 жыл бұрын

"He was invisible but I'm positive he was black" is possibly one of the greatest riffs ever.

@benjaminbarrera214 4 ай бұрын

Probably a reference to Susan Smith, who had recently drowned her own children and blamed a black man for it.

@Thucydides2004 12 жыл бұрын

Kevin Murphy's voice is so unmistakable that when he makes his cameo in this episode there is no doubt that he is the guy who voices Servo. I imagine that a lot of viewers who didn't read the credits were able to figure that out from this episode.

@Chunkboi 4 жыл бұрын

24:40 Charlie’s eyes healed up just fine, vision is 20/20, but he never took off his welding glasses again.

@mikezylstra7514 Жыл бұрын

They were welded to his nose, I guess. The kid thought his dad was Stevie Wonder.

@JobberBud 7 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the guy who played Major Krenner played a great sniveling evil little man. And, it takes talent to act like you're interacting with an invisible person and not look ridiculous...I mean, it still looks ridiculous, but the guy who played Krenner did a reasonable job.

@Eisenwulf666 3 жыл бұрын

I unironically like some of the performances in this movie. Yes the dialogues are very cheesy at times and the story is "cold War sci-fi movie" #325, but the professor, Krenner and even Faust have a couple of interesting moments.

@feltongailey8987 2 жыл бұрын

The guys were on fire with that railroad short! I had to pause to finish laughing several times.

@masternoob9673 Жыл бұрын

Oh sure, let’s turn a guy who we’ve held hostage and practically abused invisible without strapping him down first.

@halfling49 5 жыл бұрын

Crow's eyes pop out when they run off for movie sign at 5:55

@carriethesage 4 жыл бұрын

"Now Clay, you and Auntie McFrank... you ...are you?" "...Partners. Yes...we're..."

@Mugen026 8 жыл бұрын

"You know, that short had an interesting juxtaposition: on the one hand, it had lots of valuable safety information, and on the other hand, it made me want to kill myself" Lmao!

@davidschwartz6380 3 жыл бұрын

aint it the truth!

@phoenixrises1311 3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin Classic!

@makim-k5850 3 жыл бұрын

Literally every safety video ever.

@andrewfrankovic6821 3 жыл бұрын

'Lmao' reminds me of llama. Do any of you people have a llama fer the Drew'ster?

@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 Жыл бұрын

I love that they point out how depressing the short is.

@Eisenwulf666 5 жыл бұрын

Ah, the creepy reverend and the town of cripples, what a great advertisement for the U.P.Railroad XD

@adiadv10 12 жыл бұрын

That short was so depressing that the people who saw it without MST3K were probably traumatized!

@AdamWestish 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, we are all born to die, we only get 70 days on this Earth (?!?), We all need to go to the railroad Christian Church of our choice, work incredibly dangerous jobs, paid almost nothing, and yet somehow they can afford to buy an entire house on a railroad and part-time waitress job, staring off into space at our reflection in a demonic toaster, our lives shortened by tyrannical, rich robber barons who make condescending safety videos and a priest who is heiling der fuhrer 🤔😃🤷

@tomservo172 Жыл бұрын

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@NaiTaiDai 9 жыл бұрын

Am I a horrible person for enjoying Crow's terrified shrill screaming?

@ARiddle1986 9 жыл бұрын

I giggle every time.

@AJF786 9 жыл бұрын

I have nothing against Bill, but Trace's screams and laughs really make Crow for me.

@quester09 7 жыл бұрын

NaiTaiDai no; it's perfection.

@benrichardson5662 5 жыл бұрын

No it's beautiful.

@michaelccozens 5 жыл бұрын

5:04 Some really nice puppet-work on the "herbivore becoming increasingly alarmed" bit, too.

@scarinasvault 9 жыл бұрын

I really loved analogkid01's episode posts b/c sometimes they have the commercials. It's so nostalgic.

@FUBARguy107 20 күн бұрын

They left a comment about the process too. They recorded these on VHS and kept them. Years later dubbed them to CDs and then later to flash drives. Finally to KZfaq for posterity and our enjoyment. What a pain in the axlerod

@peterdoner6566 5 жыл бұрын

"Honey i shrank the audience's interest" Too funny.

@TheBeezusjones Жыл бұрын

"Dustin off my top hat.. bustin outta jaaaaail.. " 😆😆😆

@GoblinXXX 11 жыл бұрын

There's a certain flaw to the idea of robbing banks invisibly... Like the fact that people could still see the MONEY floating out by itself!

@carlosfred8673 7 жыл бұрын

The Llama sketch is the probably the best sketch in the entire series.

@mattyboyanderson 3 жыл бұрын

After one viewing, all it takes is a still frame of the sketch and I'm in hysterics. YOU PEOPLE BRING MATCHES FOR MIKEY?

@andrewfrankovic6821 3 жыл бұрын

@@mattyboyanderson Yeah, I've seen iT a few times and tonight I was laughing out loud again. As soon as I saw the b & b my spirits lifted.

@notinspectorgadget 2 жыл бұрын

*NOWHOHO HOLD UP THERE PARDNER*

@steveharvey2102 2 жыл бұрын

Hi, I love that skit too, but I was wondering, is it a reference to something else? Like a movie or tv show? If any other Mysties know, please reply. Cheers.

@tysontaggart7246 7 ай бұрын

@@steveharvey2102 I'm pretty sure it is just a bit they came up with, it's not a reference to anything as far as I'm aware.

@BobaBaggins 13 жыл бұрын

Wow. I think out of all the references I've seen on this show, Rick Wakeman's The Six Wives of Henry VIII album has to be one of the most obscure. And brilliant.

@michaelccozens 2 жыл бұрын

Their book of references is shockingly deep. Damn KZfaq for disabling annotations; those MST3K vids where they noted and explained every reference possible were fascinating!

@troywright359 5 жыл бұрын

Choir starts Bible verse Shot of church "The most important lesson of all.......the fullness of life can only be tasted when our happiness is shared with others" ah, so it's THAT kind of church

@JamaicanCastle 5 ай бұрын

"Remember, if you die on the job you can't join us in our glorious transcendence when we all shuffle off this mortal coil to hitch a ride on a comet! Say, what flavor of Kool-aid do you prefer?"

@dionysusmorrison2492 11 жыл бұрын

What a dark, morbidly depressing short!

@nunyabiz2889 2 жыл бұрын

@@TyWebb224hu? it's not even the religion aspect of it that was depressing? It was the fact that life is full of fatal accidents...

@tysontaggart7246 7 ай бұрын

@@nunyabiz2889 not only fatal, quality of life ruining as well, which is even more depressing lol

@dlxmarks 3 жыл бұрын

If the short is right and man's natural lifespan was 70 years, then George Price was already living on borrowed time. And his similarly aged friend Fred must have been in his fifties when his son was born.

@kerplop 5 жыл бұрын

"DON'T YOU GIVE NO MATCHES TO MIKEY!!!"

@MutantSentry 7 жыл бұрын

...only carelessness causes accidents, so it is always the victims fault, not the company for not supplying enough safety equipment or doing necessary repairs or over working employees or failing to properly train them...

@benrichardson5662 5 жыл бұрын

Well it was made by Union Pacific so it's in their best interest to direct blame away from them and towards the victim

@TheStapleGunKid 5 жыл бұрын

Yep, and people are supposed to predict their own heart attacks. Also, companies would be totally cool with employees taking the day off whenever they are feeling a little unwell...

@michaelccozens 5 жыл бұрын

The "safety" systems Union-Pacific brags about here are laughably-pathetic. Dead-man switches on trains have been there since there were such things for really, really good reasons. If your system doesn't have at least one fail-safe, you don't have a system; you have luck.

@michaelccozens 5 жыл бұрын

@@benrichardson5662 Unless Union-Pacific has an interest in justice or a workable society or just keeping their rail-road operating efficiently. It's strange how "best interests" always seem to be defined in the short-term.

@davidschwartz6380 3 жыл бұрын

to be fair are the occasional chowderheads.....

@kodorafox 11 жыл бұрын

Crow's panicked llama screams made me cry tears of undiluted whimsy and joy.

@user-ch9px4jr9p Ай бұрын

Ranks up there for me with Crow's weeping letter the movie-makers in Castle of Fu Manchu about casting white people in non-white roles. I LOVE THAT BIT.

@mrbludclot3798 11 ай бұрын

"Lay off the wodka" is one of the best lines in a mst3k riffed movie ever.

@jean-paulaudette9246 4 жыл бұрын

12:04 Short Narrator: And though she was quick, and sure and competent in everything she did, Crow: She spit in the eggs. Watching this in a restaurant, and hearing that I snorted so hard I blew mucous down my face. *embarrassing* Can I get a coupla more napkins please?

@s1lverfalcon 12 жыл бұрын

"Oppenheimer cupped Einstein's breasts..." WHOA. Physicist yaoi.

@WhiskeyPieSometimes 8 жыл бұрын

20 dislikes = 20 people who wanted to give matches to Mikey.

@targaghjj 7 жыл бұрын

Buncha accident lovers.

@12Mantis 7 жыл бұрын

Whereas I gave the movie a thumbs up......and a couple gallons of gas to Mike. Umm....errr........oh look a lama!

@sydneyhamilton2575 6 жыл бұрын

22 blew up with joey and the major

@525Lines 5 жыл бұрын

But, hey, it's Squanto.

@memyself1407 5 жыл бұрын

YOU FOLKS GIVE NO MATCHES TO MIKEY YOU HEAR ME?! YOU FOLKS GIVE NO MATCHES TO MIKEY?! I DONT CARE IF MIKEY GOES FLYING THROUGH A WINDSHIELD!!! 🤣

@WayWardWonderer 9 жыл бұрын

Wow... 'Mikey' is creepy! Way more menacing than 'Evil Mike' during the Star Trek parody. Also, "Stick that in your llama and smell it!" is going to be my new catchphrase.

@soosquatch4236 Жыл бұрын

I can tell you from personal experience that llamas smell pretty bad on their own 😁

@historyandhorseplaying7374 Жыл бұрын

Someone needs to send that to JohnnyB

@hjebone 4 жыл бұрын

"I think a couple of Jumbo Slim Jim's will change your miiinnnnddd..."

@mikezylstra7514 Жыл бұрын

Take a drink every time you hear "gentle pressure"

@TheKrensada Жыл бұрын

That short riff was absolutely savage. I loved it.

@Roadvirus1 8 жыл бұрын

4:23 Mike looks like he walked off the set of Deliverance.

@user-pr3fb7ys4c 7 жыл бұрын

انتا راع

@insectoidinheritor896 9 жыл бұрын

14 people gave matches to Mikey.

@TheRadical42 7 жыл бұрын

Man that educational short was a real bummer!

@BrianRobertRose 11 жыл бұрын

My all time favorite moment has to be Mike's quip at 10:05. "That's really interesting." The delivery just nails it.

@wecontrolthevideo 4 жыл бұрын

The narrator of the short was Art Gilmore, who was also the narrator on all the episodes of “Highway Patrol.”

@VimesoftheWatch 2 жыл бұрын

The llama sketch is my litmus test for new people to see if we share a sense of humor.

@blinkoncebuddy 6 жыл бұрын

7:46 "to become aware of the loveliness of all things living" .. like this homeless man digging through the trash in the background

@Emiliapocalypse 4 жыл бұрын

Good eye! Ironic indeed

@davidschwartz6380 3 жыл бұрын

still...a person has gotta do what it takes to survive, no?

@donwilson3390 6 жыл бұрын

11:15 "So his name is JoJo?" haha

@Ian_Comics 8 жыл бұрын

About Charlie in that railroad short; I almost had that happen to me, except the guy with the torch was just turning around to get his gas line unwrapped around his feet. He swept the flame right across my face. Fortunately, I had a burning shield on too.

@LirylCrovyn 7 жыл бұрын

Glad you did! That's scary!

@Castingashley 7 жыл бұрын

Ian C Holy crap!!!!

@donaldpetkus1637 6 жыл бұрын

Glad you're okay. Scary stuff!

@michaelccozens 5 жыл бұрын

The best safety rule seems to be "assume everyone else is an idiot", because it's shocking how often you end-up being right.

@terrytobias7572 4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelccozens Sad, but true.

@davohna 7 жыл бұрын

I love the Llama skit..it's hilariously disturbing. LOL

@timcook1928 11 жыл бұрын

Remember - GENTLE PRESSURE. There was a quite impressive display of breakfast cereals at the back of the 'Kissing Helen' cafe.

@number1authority 6 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched that short fifty times, and all of a sudden, out of the clear blue nowhere, it is a laugh-a-second conniption fit. It has to be the funniest continuous moments of anything ever. I drooled. I’m a spastic mess. I’m spent.

@RatelHBadger 5 жыл бұрын

Glad someone enjoyed it... that was so much of a downer.

@number1authority 4 жыл бұрын

Someone needs those Two Scoops of Raisins...

@andrewfrankovic6821 3 жыл бұрын

I ain't watching that short no more.

@MagicThys 2 жыл бұрын

Obey the toaster!

@elusiverobertdenby3000 4 жыл бұрын

Whenever we're shown just how gangly Crow really is it's truly a bit unsettling 😂

@historyandhorseplaying7374 Жыл бұрын

Reminds one of Alien

@AstonWave007 11 жыл бұрын

God, this short has to be the most depressing thing...ever.

@RatelHBadger 5 жыл бұрын

That Bed & Breakfast opening bit was every bit disturbing. I love this show!!! Don't give Mikey any matches!!!

@yimeichang7552 12 жыл бұрын

"I'm watching you feel good....."

@terryotoole3265 8 жыл бұрын

Remember, it's Gentle pressure, not Genital pressure. Learned that the hard way.

@Chunkboi 4 жыл бұрын

It’s the difference between between being accidentally hit with a lit torch and deliberately hit with a lit torch.

@donaldronson1387 4 жыл бұрын

Gentile Fraiser

@CartridgeMaster 3 жыл бұрын

@@Chunkboi That’s sexual harassment and I don’t have to take it

@Chunkboi 3 жыл бұрын

@@CartridgeMaster then get safety goggles...

@SpamEggSausage Жыл бұрын

apparently calling somebody average was considered a compliment in the 50's

@ZeroThepainter 4 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine the awesome power of putting a Guinea pig in a room that no one can see ??? Just think of it a guinea pig in a room and no one can see it .

@daffers2345 3 жыл бұрын

As a guinea pig owner, I can attest that it would be awesome :D

@dougjb7848 7 ай бұрын

World-conquering!

@balkthor 10 ай бұрын

I always thought Tom was a robot of culture and class. That all changed when I heard him pronounce it "Glen-fiddich" instead of "Glen-fiddick" at 1:11:00

@sertorrhenclegane 10 жыл бұрын

After watching this short, I think, "Thank God I'm Catholic. This Railroadism stuff scares me."

@fourcrippledhorses 9 жыл бұрын

Get off my land, you pious son of a !

@Dracomut 7 жыл бұрын

Same, just replace Catholic with "Reformed Presbyterian"

@jondunmore4268 5 жыл бұрын

This short was very informative, in alerting us to the fact that only Catholics are affected by railroad accidents.

@Chunkboi 4 жыл бұрын

Jon Dunmore And Catholic ministers have sinister telepathic powers they can use to cause auto accidents and make waitresses hallucinate. “Get out of my head, Reverend...”

@davidschwartz6380 3 жыл бұрын

what about us jewish railroaders?

@AEM7andthomasfan 3 жыл бұрын

"Hayley Mills in the Amazing Tran-PARENT Trap." "Oh, wow!"

@user-ht9uv6bz9g 9 жыл бұрын

What was that thing I was supposed to remember? Gentile pray-sure?"

@DoveAlexa 7 жыл бұрын

All the shattered, melted, broken and otherwise deranged looking crow puppets collected all together would make one creepy Five Nights at Freddies knockoff.

@boopsbucket 5 жыл бұрын

The Pacific Railroad short is weirdly sorta well-written.

@michaelccozens 2 жыл бұрын

It is, but kinda in a bad way? A safety short should have you thinking about, y'know, safety, not the inevitability of death.

@fkrkf Жыл бұрын

@@michaelccozens it keeps you on your toes thinking the grim reaper is always behind your shoulder

@ccjuju Жыл бұрын

"I often stop by here for a cup of coffee." "THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING."

@mrpieceofwork 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm having a crisis of faith, Reverend..." "Put your safety googles on, son."

@victorruzicka6648 Жыл бұрын

A hot and windy August afternoon has the leaves in constant motion.

@JohnAvengerJR1985 9 жыл бұрын

These guys of Mst3k are very talented and creative.Trust me I saw their riff trax of Sharknado 2 and I laughed from beginning to end.

@JPerez9011 11 жыл бұрын

"Hey! Have a massive conorary on your own time!" I love MST3k. Am I the only one who enjoyed Trace Beaulieu's psychotic, narcissitic Crow over Bill Corbett's relaxed, more energentic Crow?

@samuelstephens6163 4 жыл бұрын

JPerez9011 I had to love to grow OG Crow, but now I love both. Beaulieu's seems more laid back to me though?

@sigurdgram 2 жыл бұрын

people can enjoy all four crows (trace, bill, the new guy, and the guy from the live shows). people don't need to have a preference or a favorite.

@BlackMasterRoshi 2 жыл бұрын

I think people underestimate Trace's contribution to the writing of the show in general

@SpamEggSausage Жыл бұрын

Bill Crow is meaner than Trace Crow

@pothatuu 11 жыл бұрын

"I thought you were up in the lab?" *SLAP* "I was."

@gregoryflothe4995 6 жыл бұрын

VERY funny! The riffs are hilarious, especially mid-movie. One of their best episodes, IMO.

@fourcrippledhorses 9 жыл бұрын

Blink, Mike, blink!

@CalrissianSteele 10 жыл бұрын

Not sure what they were smoking for the that first host segment with the Llama. lol.

@VC-xj1fs 10 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, there are several clips of MST3K where I swear they were on something.

@CalrissianSteele 10 жыл бұрын

Yeah there are some. But the llama one just seemed like they were just off. lol. Im actually more of a fan with Joel's host segments than Mike's. Motherly nature of Joel and his talks of philosophy and teaching the bots I find to be more interesting. lol.

@sertorrhenclegane 10 жыл бұрын

Silver MonstrosityInc Well, in that regard Joel was the creator of the bots, so he was, in a way, the parent, Mike was more of the fun uncle.

@CalrissianSteele 10 жыл бұрын

PeterBluth Exactly, Mike was more of a pal than Joel. So in that sense, Mike's host segments to me were nothing great. Despite thinking they had the best movies and quips in those seasons, I didn't like the season 8-10 from a host segments perspective. Pearl never really intrigued me like Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank did.

@TaylorRussell_TheAnimator 9 жыл бұрын

Wizard of Ass Ah, I think Bobo and Brain Guy make up for Pearl's shortcomings, but you are correct, Dr. F and TV's Frank are a superior set of mads. That all being said, its kinda funny, this llama bit is one of my favorite host segments in the series. I love it because I can watch it numerous times and find something different each time.

@saucers79 8 жыл бұрын

This movie actually isn't that bad, cheesy sci-fi plot notwithstanding. "What it do?"

@WeberThomasM 11 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, that was Penn Jillette at the end saying "this has been a presentation from Comedy Central."

@NathanWeaver 7 жыл бұрын

20 people gave Mikey a match. Sad.

@NathanWeaver 7 жыл бұрын

This short is a disaster. 😆

@NathanWeaver 7 жыл бұрын

Why do I get the feeling that the short film was produced by the railroad company? That whole bit about how awesome the company is about preventing accidents.

@NathanWeaver 7 жыл бұрын

"So the leading causes of accidents are joy, sex and old age?" 🤔

@RatelHBadger 5 жыл бұрын

20 gave Mikey matches, and now look at poor Charlie!

@jrmarrero96 12 жыл бұрын

The Amazing Transparent Man vs. The Amazing Colossal Man!!! Two Amazing men enter, only one will leave!!!

@ramairgto72 6 жыл бұрын

4:21 I used this on my phone for an alarm. I ended up sending this to people I didn't even know.

@RoboBoddicker 9 жыл бұрын

That security guard is Blue from Old School.

@Zeratewl 11 жыл бұрын

"There, my problem went away..." Yes

@quester09 7 жыл бұрын

"I regret everything!"

@chriscarlis8654 6 жыл бұрын

The shoot-the-door-knob-then-turn-it thing is so funny.

@SuperIllusiveman 12 жыл бұрын

Crow's eyes fell out at 05:58 That would be something to shriek about,lol.

@theOstenHugo 4 жыл бұрын

SuperIllusiveman 5:58 LMFAO

@theOstenHugo 4 жыл бұрын

i saw it too!!! they go crazy when it’s movie time!

@Skertrude 11 жыл бұрын

The short before the movie is one of the most unique things on the show. The short itself is so genuinely depressing which makes the quips and jokes so much funnier. Just when you feel so down that you want to put a gun in your mouth, Mike and the bots breathe some joy back into you. It's an odd piece of MST3K history where you almost feel like the mad scientists would win if not for Mike and the bots being who they are.

@JanitorAntisocial 13 жыл бұрын

Mike's exaggerated belly laugh never gets old.

@nickk5263 9 жыл бұрын

He was invisible but Im positive he was black......Hahahaha

@MaliceInCandyland 7 жыл бұрын

It's a reference to one of the Invisible Man novels. In the Ralph Ellison novel, the Invisible Man was black but people didn't know they were talking to a black man.