MST3K Best of Vol. 1

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A compilation of some good jokes and one liners from three Mystery Science Theater 3000 movies: Prince of Space, Night of the Blood Beast, and Space Mutiny.

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@wolfgangallanalhazred802 Жыл бұрын

Its hard to put into words, but MST3K feels like that special time at night where everything's still, 10x funnier, and so quiet that all the weird thoughts that get drowned out in the day get amplified. It's magical.

@eduardo_corrochio Жыл бұрын

Very well said.

@earthboundmother205 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely concur. Oddly specific. But yes, what I just said

@goosebums67 4 жыл бұрын

“Woody Allen asked me out.” OH. DAMN.

@CaptainBooch 6 жыл бұрын

I'll just start laughing randomly at work. Someone will ask whats so funny. "I am the lemon zester of destruction" is difficult to put into context.

@earthboundmother205 Жыл бұрын

This is similar to having ‘Tom Servo’s voice saying ‘BIG. Mc LARGE Huge’ just happen mentally for me. If you know, you know

@weaselwords99 9 жыл бұрын

Lady: "The first rocket...will be launched from this space." Crow: "The dining room?" Love that bit!

@tylermabry6881 10 жыл бұрын

Big McLargeHuge

@janetremsing6988 2 жыл бұрын

😂 “Dirk Hardcheese” is great, too!😂👍

@mashroob 7 жыл бұрын

MST3000 was kind of like a 1990's KZfaq movie review; wasn't it? I loved this silly show so much when it was on TV! I still get a kick out of their comments.

@eansilva5473 10 жыл бұрын

A rare Godzila free day. XD

@RIXRADvidz 6 жыл бұрын

lost my hit on that one...had to relight the bowl...

@marcelsmith5772 5 жыл бұрын

@@RIXRADvidz ha ha so damn funny!!!

@IamtheMasterCommander 12 жыл бұрын

"Go you bizarre little man!" My sides are hurtin'.

@poleary 18 жыл бұрын

I lost it at "Woddy Allen asked me out". MST3K isn't 100% laughs, but sometimes they get a joke right on, and that makes the episode.

@daisukidatotoro 17 жыл бұрын

"Big McLarge-huge" That is so priceless! The best line from Space Mutiny by far!

@wibblegaming2278 9 жыл бұрын

Died at "I'm pregnant!"

@ayerjake 9 жыл бұрын

I have to go watch MST3K 0820 Space Mutiny now! Big Mclargehuge never gets old..

@jack-henryjensen6986 9 жыл бұрын

"Grownups of the corn."

@Arcian 5 жыл бұрын

This line killed me.

@AndythePervert 9 жыл бұрын

"They shouldn't have set their phasers on 'miss.' "

@j.rochard8689 9 жыл бұрын

We need a reboot of this show. Get Steve on it.

@MarkTBea 8 жыл бұрын

+J. Rochard Steve did it! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mst3k/bringbackmst3k

@idkdamn978 7 жыл бұрын

It's coming to Netflix!

@Vawerewolf65 7 жыл бұрын

J. Rochard new episodes on netflix

@liopleurodon2000 6 жыл бұрын

No You're A Banana of course... First the dark crystal and now this? Why is Netflix getting all the good stuff?!

@quantanglement 3 жыл бұрын

Steve 1 or Steve 2?

@ilikethecokev2 8 жыл бұрын

Wow, upon retrospect, I think this was the very first MST3K related video I ever watched when it was uploaded back in '06.

@216trixie 8 жыл бұрын

+ilikethecokev2 Me too....I think...lol

@suzycreamcheesez4371 9 жыл бұрын

woody allen asked me out!

@mouse264 14 жыл бұрын

"Oh no! Patrick Stewart fell into quicksand!" The one time I get an actor reference, it has to be THAT EPIC. Still laughing.

@Cfizzle666 9 жыл бұрын

I'm Hardrock. I'm KoKo (in a lower voice) I'm Joe

@m2frogger 14 жыл бұрын

"A rare Godzilla free day" Lmao.

@cocosilk 18 жыл бұрын

(first movie) I am the lemon zester of destruction! (second movie) My god, I'm pregnant! (third movie) The entire compilation from Space Mutiny left me laughing to the point of crying!

@wilcowen Жыл бұрын

Wow this comment is old

@parchiethegreat 16 жыл бұрын

"the last count was one-forty over eighty" "what a selfish thing to say..." i don't know why this is so funny!!

@fanatica1338 22 күн бұрын

As someone who was born post-9/11. MST3K has always been such a fascinating piece of media for me because it's rare to see dialogue so properly casual before social media. It's clear these guys didn't care about appearing professional on TV and I'm happy for that because making fun of bad movies with friends is such a human experience and the friendliness of their commentary really just goes to show that despite the rapid change these 30-something years, the core of humanity never really changes all that much.

@xcolbs 16 жыл бұрын

"Woody Allen asked me out." "Arufaru, bowhowow." "After that dog!" "Look, a frooog!" "Steve!" "Yes?" "Yes?!" "He's getting deader. It's as if he's dead!" "This has Steve written all over it!" "Nyahh, I'm gonna go kill myself again." "Oi!" God, those compilations of all of David Ryder's nicknames leave me in tears every time. xD

@jakobole 3 жыл бұрын

Get Steve on it!

@Glitch-Gremlin 2 жыл бұрын

Dick Currier, when Dick ABSOLUTELY has to be there over night!

@Tubie1111 15 жыл бұрын

"He's getting deader, it's as if he's dead." hahahahahaha this was awesome! Love this show!

@perception913 2 жыл бұрын

What was the name of that movie

@jeanine613 9 ай бұрын

@@perception913Night of the Blood Beast

@cullenouthouse2588 8 жыл бұрын

Big McLargehuge

@judasiscariot7397 7 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite one as well!!!! :D You have good taste.

@CorruptPianist 11 жыл бұрын

"He's getting deader."

@roetheboat1 13 жыл бұрын

This is where Yu-Gi-Oh TAS got the Steve joke!! Hahahaha. :) Nothing like a classic to make your day.

@TheAnchorArmsChad 5 жыл бұрын

"Help! the Conductor's having a Seizure!"

@walrusjuicy 16 жыл бұрын

"Not everybody is steve!" "Steve? Steve and I have something to tell you." I don't think I love anything as much as I love Night Of The Bloodbeast.

@desertrose777 14 жыл бұрын

"this rip was smaller when we first got here. Could the stress of settling into the ground have widened it?" "umm--yes?" :)

@Dray1147 8 жыл бұрын

Bob Johnson! Oh wait...

@knightclawer 16 жыл бұрын

"prince of space" is one of my favorite mst3k movies....lol

@sydneyhamilton2575 5 жыл бұрын

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@loulie1997 9 жыл бұрын

Steve?

@Gojiragon 7 жыл бұрын

Yes steve?

@stellasol5265 7 жыл бұрын

Steve, Steve and I have something to tell you

@em23 7 жыл бұрын

ok, make sure you get steve to tell steve.

@tonychaez420Food4Thott 4 жыл бұрын

This has Steve written all over it

@sootlicker 4 жыл бұрын

I am Steve!

@dakota905 Жыл бұрын

“A rare Godzilla free day” killed me!!!

@jigbuilda 14 жыл бұрын

"I'm back from break, anything shakin!" lmao

@UselessShyte 8 жыл бұрын

"I'll keep fiddling with the corpse"

@uberarms 16 жыл бұрын

"Its a rare Godzilla free day" lol that was the best

@mattfishca 14 жыл бұрын

"go you bizarre little man!" -the best!

@Californiaraisin 15 жыл бұрын

"What a selfish thing to say" hahaha

@tobylicious494 8 жыл бұрын

The 80s were the golden age of embarrassing sci-fi movies.

@ofallmyintention9496 8 жыл бұрын

I don't know...the 50's might have that title...

@kevondaye8125 7 жыл бұрын

Toby Licious And now is the golden age of embarrassing syfy movies

@UrMomGoes2College Жыл бұрын

@@kevondaye8125 I come from the future...wait till you see 2023!

@TheWarnerSister 14 жыл бұрын

Your weapons do not affect me. I am Prince of Space. That line is now a family legend! :)

@sidDkid87 14 жыл бұрын

0:50 "grown ups of the corn" . . . LOL

@purpleshamrock17 14 жыл бұрын

additions: "My pizza!" "Not everybody is Steve!"

@bentramer682 4 жыл бұрын

"Oh God I'm pregnant!"

@johnwriter8234 9 жыл бұрын

"Steve!"

@Howlthrug 14 жыл бұрын

"Go you bizarre little man."

@dennisfranco4226 8 жыл бұрын

"My God.... I'm Pregnant"

@thegokartmozart 16 жыл бұрын

Oh my i'm literally crying with laughter. This is so funny! Big McLargeHuge!

@porkymania90 15 жыл бұрын

I love "Prince of space" my favorite line in that episode is when Servo says "Their invasions like a poorly planed bank heist"

@RealHyperHedgehog 2 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best shows ever made.

@fuzzypeachmonkey 16 жыл бұрын

"I am the lemon-zestor of destruction" "What's that a man" "Believe it or not"

@Danandvikki1 3 жыл бұрын

WOODY ALLEN ASKED ME OUT!!!! That’s comedy gold.

@shmafancy 16 жыл бұрын

"A rare Godzilla free day." LMAO! XD

@arbknight12 9 жыл бұрын

Before there was Gabe, there was Steve!

@MrBigcat50 9 жыл бұрын

I'm literally lol right now. So much that I'm crying!!!

@phroney 14 жыл бұрын

"Well, we had to snap him in two like a frozen dog to get him out of the space capsule."

@deaddeaddead1 8 жыл бұрын

I've been laughing at the space mutiny episode since like forever.

@michaelphillips7556 8 жыл бұрын

The last bit was legitimately funny.

@MyMelyanna 16 жыл бұрын

"Look a FROG!" lol, best line. Why? Cause it makes me laugh everytime. That's all it takes. haha

@lawrencestalbow-best2317 9 ай бұрын

Big McLargeHuge 🤣🤣🤣 I wanna give a shout-out to this video... it was the very first thing i ever saw of what is now my favourite comedy show of all time. Thank you for so many memories ❤️❤️❤️

@WerewolfMorgue 17 жыл бұрын

"Oh my God, I'm pregnant." LMFAO.

@cuzwelitgaming7896 9 жыл бұрын

"Look a frog"

@jonparker1194 3 жыл бұрын

Steve still makes me laugh till I cry!

@jakobole 2 жыл бұрын

Yup. It has Steve written all over it.

@pdlbean 14 жыл бұрын

"Big McLargehuge!" "Go, you bizarre little man!"

@Cyber-Flea 6 жыл бұрын

"I am the lemon zester of destruction!"

@demboys18 14 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry but the names had me in tears laughing. From 4:59 to the end, gota love it

@elderlypoodle9181 6 жыл бұрын

The Lemon Zestor Of Destruction ..

@earthboundmother205 Жыл бұрын

When I realize spelling out MST3k is something recognizable by the internet but that it won’t capitalize internet

@jigbuilda 14 жыл бұрын

OMG! I first saw this show when i went to the U.S. for a holiday several years ago, and i never forgot it! Thanks for posting! :))

@Hollowshape 12 жыл бұрын

OH NO Patrick Stewart fell into quicksand!

@indriadrayton1132 3 жыл бұрын

Was done at Patrick Stewart fell in quicksand!!!

@Mouse_Lyne 10 жыл бұрын

One word: Rifftrax.

@purpleshamrock17 14 жыл бұрын

"Hey, I'm in space already, damn" "the conductor's having a seizure!" "look, a frog!" "I'll keep fiddling with the corpse"

@samhhaincat2703 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks, man! This was well done.

@DANKrONE42 10 жыл бұрын

Crud Bonemeal

@cymagen 8 жыл бұрын

yaya new mst3k coming!

@nickiaries 15 жыл бұрын

this is one of my fave vids ever! i used to watch this all the time! thanks!

@alliefeline 14 жыл бұрын

"oh the Stanley Cup has invaded earth!" "Woody Allen asked me out!"

@spershall 16 жыл бұрын

How can you do Prince of Space without "I'll throw my doll at you?"

@vonzigle 9 жыл бұрын

Great compilation! Thanks for posting...

@RetroFat 17 жыл бұрын

Bob Johnson! I love it! Thanks so much for making and posting this. :)

@CartoonCreature 7 жыл бұрын

i cant be alone on this CROW IS MY FAV

@twilightprincessloverandma1704 7 жыл бұрын

Lunar Queen Mine too!

@CartoonCreature 7 жыл бұрын

TwilightPrincessLoverandMaster YAS IM NOT A RANDOM CROW FANGIRL CURLED UP ALL ALONE IN A CORNER ... ignore me Im weird

@twilightprincessloverandma1704 7 жыл бұрын

Nope, I can relate.

@CartoonCreature 7 жыл бұрын

TwilightPrincessLoverandMaster YAY

@leahmarie8954 6 жыл бұрын

Yep...

@lonelyweeb6772 8 жыл бұрын

a kid who was born when this was posted is 10 feel old yet

@Squeeble00 3 жыл бұрын

I was 4 when this was posted, so yea

@parchiethegreat 17 жыл бұрын

high five man!! great collection of clips - particularly like: "what's that? a man?" "well, it appears so..." we love crow!

@Ziggy7789 13 жыл бұрын

HELP! THE CONDUCTOR'S HAVING A SEIZURE!

@GamerNerdess 10 жыл бұрын

God I miss this show. Can't wait for the movie. :D

@birdmanbob05 9 жыл бұрын

What movie? 2001?

@coginktattoos 9 жыл бұрын

"Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie" came out in 1996. They riffed "This Island Earth". o.O

@GamerNerdess 9 жыл бұрын

They're making a movie right now. :P

@coginktattoos 9 жыл бұрын

Can you provide me with any links to this information you have? I haven't heard anything about that and I assure you I am well updated on anything and everything related to MST3K. I'm an Admin of one of the biggest MST groups on Facebook, I have many of the MST alumni in my friend's list on FB, I've met Kevin Murphy and I always find out anything new about any riffing projects. Joel has been talking about the reboot of the show, Mike, Kevin and Bill have been doing RiffTrax and Joel, Trace, Frank, Mary Jo and Josh have been doing Cinematic Titanic. But I can't find anything relating to a new movie project. So any links you can provide would be appreciated.

@coginktattoos 9 жыл бұрын

Tabby Doulin Sorry forgot to click Reply on your post so my reply is above this one lol

@deaddeaddead1 8 жыл бұрын

1:30 so true.

@kevdogyt08ti 2 жыл бұрын

When Pluto TV added Mystery Science Theater 3000, I thought that was (no, scratch that, still think that) the BEST E V E R! Thanks uncle Brian for showing me what MST3K was.👍 #MST3K #PlutoTV

@wrlSivan16 4 жыл бұрын

Had to revisit this golden oldie video. Still best compilation. I feel old now.

@averageanimefan519 9 жыл бұрын

Anyone seen a movie first before Mst3k reviewed it? I saw Night of The Blood Beast.

@freddrescher1713 9 жыл бұрын

I saw the killer shrews and hamlet xD

@averageanimefan519 9 жыл бұрын

I've never seen killer shrews! Now I'm dying to watch it! :)

@fallspeed 6 жыл бұрын

Quite a few of them. First Spaceship on Venus is actually a pretty good film.

@kylestubbs8867 6 жыл бұрын

_Whose Line is it Anyway?_ used a clip from that second movie for their “Film Dub” minigame. That’s how I recognized it.

@Blufuzzyhat 10 жыл бұрын

I still wish for a revamp of this show and deal with these newer bad movies...

@termingyou 10 жыл бұрын

Have you heard of rifftrax.com?

@Blufuzzyhat 10 жыл бұрын

Indeed I have, but just not the same without the three little silhouettes.

@coginktattoos 9 жыл бұрын

Just print, cut out and stick this on the bottom of your TV / Computer Screen when you watch RiffTrax :) i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/crazerace/mst3k_vector_sm.jpg

@coginktattoos 9 жыл бұрын

By the way there's talk from creator Joel Hodgson about a reboot of MST3K. Not confirmed yet but there are talks about doing it. comicbook.com/2014/11/26/joel-hodgson-talks-the-mystery-science-theater-3000-reboot/

@SpiffyBacon 16 жыл бұрын

Oh man... I had to pause this video several times because I was laughing too hard. These guys are geniuses!

@BryonYoungblood 14 жыл бұрын

"AFTER THAT DOG!!!" You gotta admit, Mike had perfect timing to do that with after what Servo did. XD Bryon

@tmdpc 15 жыл бұрын

Outstanding post! I am Member 233 of the original MST3K Fan Club. ... Looking at my membership 'card' right now. Still in my photo album... Ahhh, the salad days.

@darkprose 16 жыл бұрын

"Look how dead he is." LOL. Thanks for posting.

@IrishQT07 16 жыл бұрын

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I remembered that part of the movie - and like a song that gets stuck in your head, in order to get rid of it, I need to watch it again...LOL