Now Tom will dream he's a dream warrior 🪖.

The little red bit on top of Tom's head flew off. It never did that before!

"Aaaaand commercial!" * Muffins? What for? The last 3 numbers were flatter than thin crust and slower than a New Orleans funeral march. Carl: Maybe if you didn't sound so dry we wouldn't play like you just died! Oh that's rich Carl, you try sitting under these lights, it's like a legion of heat lamps. Carl: Let me play something for you on the world's smallest violin! It'll be the best music I've heard from you all-night! Carl: Ok, THAT'S IT!! *lunges at me* (Your turn)

Man, Servo just exploded when he hit him. Too bad for Tom.

Crow is made out of molybdenum so he's probably more of a Dream Warrior than Tom

Welcome back, my next guest is director of the "unbelievable" Transformer trilogy and pyrotechnics wet dream, Director Michael Bay. *Golf Clap* So Mikey it's...something to have you on the show, I understand you have another film coming out? MB: Yeah it's my re-imagining of "King Solomon's Mines" by some old dude. Adam Sandler plays Allan Quartermain and Chris Tucker is Ignosi they're LAPD partners fighting a diamond smuggling kingpin Solomon-what? *I start pouring whiskey*

Oh hahaha! Thank you, wrght9185. Yes, wrght9185, Ladies & Gentlemen, a true caution. *straightens cue-cards* We'll be right back after this!

Wonder how many times Servo’s head came off when this show was on the air?

The origin of the Matrix trilogy

If Tom Servo is a dream warrior he'd probably would've been killed by Freddy Krueger. Just like in the 3rd and 4th movies.

-cuts in on your ear piece- you forgot to ask the band to play out to commercials never mind we'll send em a muffin basket or something

@ChannelBluesy They've got dozens of spares. ;)

are the cameras still rolling -looks at the monitors- well we can always save this for the holiday outtake reel whoes our next guest WHAT MICHEAL BAY oh joy the master of box office sodimey is here -leads him to the interview spot- ok Micheal he'll be with you shortly -walks off whispering-alien turtles my ass

HEY-O!

Is a clown hammer a hammer used by clowns or a hammer used on clowns?

@DrThunder88 why not both?

What's the episode where they use the clown hammer on Mike after he thinks he's that guy who interviews actors?