And remember kids: Psychological torture is a war crime.

"I'm not a very aggressive guy, I don't like hurting anything." At 10:44 there is a llama, at 11:31 there is leather

I absolutely love this! The only addition I would make is to not have the noise machine operate until the player starts the maze via hitting a pressure plate on their way in.

Mumbo: “I’m making a peaceful house” Also Mumbo: *Places the world’s loudest contraption underneath it*

imagine getting home from a long day at work, forgetting the combination, and having to slide through honey at midnight with loud bells ringing in your ears. on top of getting insulted by your own machine.

“You can’t dance as well as you think you can” Most British insult I’ve heard

When I saw those droppers getting set up my first thought was a bunch of slowness potions, just to make that last crawl a _little_ more agonizing. Keep up the good (totally not evil) work, Mumbo!

Very interesting. However, if I am to implement this on 2b2t, a few changes must be made. Extremely Serious Design Notes from the Editor: - The maze should have island sections to prevent the "always right turns" strategy. - There should be an extra lever to open the trapdoor to enter which triggers the bells, so the bells double as an alarm system and don't go off otherwise. - There should be parrots making creeper sounds and a nonstop note block loop of the first few chords of Small World. - Dispensers should launch eggs to create chickens to hamper movement, and to generally get egg on an intruder's face. - Trap spiders on the glass roof to incite terror. - Place several sheep nearby the secret exit to mask the real reason for the dirt block being grassless. - Put some cobwebs here and there in the maze. Just a few. - As others have mentioned, there must be a way to arm the security system while you're inside.

"I'm not an aggressive guy" flashbacks to stabbing grian with no hesitation

Everybody gansta until Mumbo talks about a 'simple' redstone contraption

Nice build as usual, Mumbo! The one thing I noticed that doesn’t make much sense to me is: if you’re inside, how do you lock anyone out? The combination lock is already solved so anyone can waltz right in.

This is honestly brilliant. I would avoid the place like the plague in adventure mode. I picture me curiously flipping the switch only to hear the bells then just "nope" right out of there.

Should’ve had one of the compliments be “Your legs are proportionate to your body”

“I will put no physical harm into this safehouse...” literally making the player deaf

Of course, since you have no way to reset the combination lock from inside the house and no way to shut off the noisemakers from the inside if you did, anyone could just walk right in after you or memorize your combination while you were home. Apart from that, this looks like my kind of house!

I wish not getting able to break blocks were an option for a beacon effect. It would make sure like this even cooler.

I vote we have grian try to break into all of mumbo's safe houses

Now, just need the immersive portals, so the safe house "house" actually leads to like a full mansion or something.

I would have this house in my world, invite my friends over but keep the house locked,they can talk the insults and the painfully slow maze as well as the cobwebs

Mumbo: “it’s quite simple, really” Mumbo. What’s a piston feed tape?

Always count on Mumbo to say, "It's really quite simple actually."

Dispensers firing slowness and blindness splash potions throughout the maze would be the cherry on top.

you should have made a sneaky tripwire detector so that the bridge opens as you drop down. that way people think they are done with the maze, the noise and all the bs, and they lose heart as they realize it was not even the worst yet.

All that's missing is some kind of minecart system that brings an elder guardian close to the house when the alarm is tripped so players get mining fatigue 3. Then intruders really can't break the cobwebs!

"I'm not a very aggressive guy, y'know, I don't like hurting anything." _-Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo_

Imagine you're vibing in this house and someone changes the combonation lock

Okay, but what about a secondary code that would be "locked" so you don't have the alarm going off while your away and the pathway is blocked, but if someone tries to mess with the lock it unblocks and the alarm goes off

I love how easy it is to break in when in survival, though it is more of a challenge for adventure. Now only issues are lack of a defense mechanism - one that stops the player from walking in , because enderpearls can still be used in the cobwebs - a way to get out without keeping the code right, nor having the alarm system active to avoid lag and noise; and that the noise machine becomes useless when block audio is disabled.

Alternate title: British man forces people through a sticky tunnel while insulting them

"We have 100% hit rate! All of our insults are landing!" I'm gonna steal that one

0:07 Mumbo:i'm not a very agressive guy Wandering Trader: X for doubt

I suppose using the same technique of the maze, you can disguise the exit by a long-time-to-brute-force method. You can put a maze underneath such that it's easy to leave, but difficult to trace. You leave from base to the underneath maze, which blends well with the maze so no one knows where you came from. But anyone can't know after 1 s where you came from (of you walk away from the spot for 30 m).

“I’m not an aggressive guy.” Kills every wandering trader he comes across.

Mumbo: “I’m a quite peaceful person! I wouldn’t even hurt that guy” Also mumbo at the end of the video: *Looks over at wandering trader and llamas,* *a few seconds later leather is on the ground outside*

Dispensers and pumpkins with curse of binding could be a fun option

For anyone that liked Mumbo’s cobweb drop I have an idea for you: Make an area to catch the invaders in water at the bottom (maybe surround it with obsidian so it can’t break easily) and there you can stare at them through some glass and make fun of them;)

“I’m not an aggressive guy, I wouldn’t even hurt anything” Grian: “Kill me” Mumbo: “OH GLADLY”

Mumbo: “I’m not an aggressive guy” *insert clip of countless amounts of wandering traders being brutally murdered*

I love that this whole thing is basically a war crime

"I'm not a very aggressive guy." Also him with the noise machine

Mumbo: "I’m a quite peaceful person! I wouldn’t even hurt that guy" "What about wadering tra-" Mumbo: *""THEY SHALL NOT BE CONSIDERED SOMEONE,* or something, for that matter

I feel like they should recieve "free glass", that would be really anoying

Daft but insanely brilliant. Not clickbait, it IS peaceful, just a little passive aggressive :3

Dude, your a Redstone genius! I love your videos.

Imagine being the mailman of this house

Mumbo saying he is a peaceful guy, mumbo also killing wandering traders and saying it’s satisfying

I absolutely love it. Great job!

I think I would rather go through a physically painful safehouse than this one.

The poor person living in the house, having to listen to bells all day

Mumbo: we are making a peaceful safe house Also Mumbo: This is where the true torture begins

your so hard on yourself in your videos sometimes, i hope you know your contraptions are amazing (and so are you)!

Mumbo: i would never hurt anything especially sheep Mumbo's front door: Oh hell nahhhhhhh

Mumbo: I don’t like hurting anything Wandering Trader:

I can just turn on the security system while you’re in the house lol

To cover up that entrance bit, I'd do a bit of decor and use it as a moss block and make it like an azalea forrest around it so it looks natural, cool build!

“youre in for a world of peaceful pain” cant believe Mumbo described Ralsei in one quote

Mumbo Jumbo: This is the most peacful safe house i've made. Player Cause of death: Starving in a hole covered in Spider webs Screaming For help surrounded by obsidian ............

“I don’t like hurting anyone.” Makes a massive mob farm.

How to build a safe house: - build your house as normal, three blocks above the ground - add a ladder through a 1x1 hole - you're safe

You know we're screwed if Mumbo ever says "A complex redstone contraption"

"I am not a aggressive guy"-said the man who wiped out the whole population of cows In hermitcraft.

The insults and compliments should have been stained grey glass panes to blend into their inventory! 🤣😉

something that i just now thought of that would be absolutely horrendously evil; if you ever hit a dead end there will be a drop away floor that would put you in a slime-block launcher that forces you to exit the maze and end up on the outside making you do it all over again. on top of that you could splash a potion of blinding on them so its almost impossible to tell where a dead end is unless you've memorized the maze. punishment for not knowing the password.

Mumbo should make this into a hermit challenge. Everyone has to make their own version safehouse and the other participants have to try and figure it out.

Mumbo: "I'm not really an aggressive guy" Also Mumbo: *Builds giant complex machine for the soul purpose of enslaving other people to do his bidding*

It is because of you, That I absolutely love building mazes in minecraft

You should've put a maze at the botttom of the cobweb pit. Like, it drops you in some random part of the maze, but don't worry, because it extends a long way far from the house so the players can't be directly dropped at the exit, and then at the exit they have to climb a really long ladder to get back up

Mumbo should collaborate with grian or another hermitcraft member on these safe house videos, at the end asking them to try and break in.

Mumbo: I am a very peaceful person Also Mumbo: kills Grian without hesitation

Add cobweb on the honey block. Don't forget to make the player on adventure mode. Crawling in cobweb on honey block, + give to the invader (without the good combination) with a dispenser, the longest (duration) slowness potion.

Thank you for everything you do

In my opinion, the "intruder" should have been splashed with a potion of slowness at the end to make his journey to the pit of sorrow even slower and painful. Plus that means more time to read the insults

“I don’t like hurting anything” Precedes to switch to the video of Mumbo building a chicken slaughter machine and saying, “It is simple, everyone should have one”

Mumbo: I'm very peaceful, I wouldn't even hurt this guy over here Also Mumbo: It's satisfying to burn cats in lava

You could map out the maze by standing on top and place blocks in the correct path then just follow those blocks to the base

"You're in for a world of peaceful pain" My entire school life summarized

This isn’t a safe house it’s a large scale torture device.

i like this approach, initiated your creativity

Mumbo: Oh gosh Ad: *happy tune starts playing*

For some reason the title made me think would be like the most dangerous explosive unsafe house ever 😂

This is HermitCraft Season 8 safe house.

Mumbo: i dont want to hurt people Also mumbo: creates psychological warfare

Only addition I'd make is periodically through out the maze every other block is like, IDK stone, but these stone blocks are controlled by a slow redstone clock with a pulse of, let's say 1 minute, that when it's triggered, causes those stone blocks to go up, and the people trying to get inside get stuck and need to wait for the clock to loop back again before they can progress, would be even worse if they go the wrong way, also I'd include one block tall gaps above these to prevent these from killing them accidentally, and just causing them to get trapped in the little gaps.

something more evil would've been to create a contraption that brings the intruder back to the top of the cobweb hole and makes them go down again

People who play without sound: I don’t have such weaknesses

Great job but unless you want the bells on all the time then you have to leave it unlocked and people can just waltz right in. I love it and you did amazing but probably remedy this major security flaw

Mumbo: It’s really quite simple Me: Can barely make a piston door that can’t even shut all the way

The maze should change so it’s an infinite loop once you’re inside.

I love how he calls it “peaceful” and not “harmless” so the noise machine fits the description.

Mumbo: talking about the redstone Me: I like your funny words magic mam

funny how I still enjoy these videos yet the best thing I can make with redstone is a redstone clock

mumbo : i dont like hurting things also mumbo : starving his base to death in s7

The most harmful “harmless” contraption would be a lag machine

This is pure genious The insults are gold Just watching this was very peaceful

I think this should have been mumbos ibbb for season 8, cuz this is the definition of peace love and plants

A base that causes emotional pain instead of block character pain.

Love the idea, though I think the soundmaker should be started a fourth of the way through the maze instead of the combination lock being wrong. That way you can lock up your house without annoying your neighbors.

mumbo: i don't think i've ever made a more horrible noise machine before doc: screaming goats

I am planning to build a fun maze to go through at my base and I am stealing half of this. "Hurt the player behind the character." is my new mantra.

Only problem is that people can flick a switch outside your house and you get that noise machine going off while you’re trying to do something...