My entry for the world's worst instrument

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@TrentHamilton Жыл бұрын

See more of this thing here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ppiUYJmEvpi5oZs.html

@bonerici Жыл бұрын

You win this is indeed the worst

@armindubbel7659 Жыл бұрын

All your content is just you bitching about stuff. Who wants to watch this shit?

@sonjaseitzinger3492 Жыл бұрын

Lil info from a German: This instrument was originally used by fire fighters to warn the people to make place so they could arrive as fast as possible. Nowadays it‘s oc a bit different or electric

@ThatweirdEMTnerd Жыл бұрын

Cool!!

@Leo1239150 Жыл бұрын

Right? That's why some still call emergency services' sirens "Martinshorn", I guess

@sonjaseitzinger3492 Жыл бұрын

@@Leo1239150 Exactly

@theclarionhall4755 Жыл бұрын

It would certainly get my attention.

@sonjaseitzinger3492 Жыл бұрын

@@theclarionhall4755 it really does! Firefighters, ambulances and the police uses it, always with the for Germany typical fourth

@itsalukas2 Жыл бұрын

It’s like if someone perfected the sound of a toy saxophone

@ira9849 Жыл бұрын

yo black armory

@literalantifaterrorist4673 Жыл бұрын

It's like if a clarinet, oboe, and saxophone spliced their genes together, then their child had sex with a trumpet.

@Mikustan39 Жыл бұрын

@@literalantifaterrorist4673 r/oddlyspecific.

@Daddy_Lazar1067 Жыл бұрын

man, the vaulting of black armory really threw a wrench in the works huh

@unnamellie Жыл бұрын

Yo there's a destiny gun and the Drifter in these comments

@doogandoggin2571 Жыл бұрын

That time an oboe, a trumpet, and a bagpipe became a thruple and no one knows who's the daddy

@scottmatznick3140 Жыл бұрын

I'm so happy you called it "a bagpipe" and not "bagpipes".

@luisforeal8676 Жыл бұрын

The oboe is the ugliest and worst sounding instrument I’ve ever seen and heard.

@thejman3489 Жыл бұрын

@@luisforeal8676 I played oboe and 2 things really affect the sound of an oboe. The first is the reed. A bad or cheap reed will not sound great. A good reed makes a world of difference. The second is the acoustics of the room you are playing in. A room where the sound falls flat or say you are outside where the sound just escapes it will not sound good. A room where the sound can fill it and echo a bit it will sound amazing. Again this makes a world of difference.

@davidbrogan432 Жыл бұрын

😂

@wildboargaming1858 Жыл бұрын

@Wallace1p i want to study you in a lab

@sourpatchflame Жыл бұрын

When a mommy saxophone and a daddy trumpet love each other very much…

@jj8703 8 ай бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@lietz13 Жыл бұрын

"These have reeds in them" audibly gasped, this is bagpipe tech

@Dylan-Juhan Жыл бұрын

yep, but without the polyphony, culture, and staggering charisma to make it peform!

@dontworry4945 Жыл бұрын

@Gary Allen you have to have absolutely pendulous balls to wear a kilt carrying a bagpipe. And an amazing amount of skill.

@robbiewilson214 Жыл бұрын

@Gary Allen “guy pissing himself in rage from bagpipes” was meant to be an example of how passionate anger isn’t always rational. “Some that are mad if they behold a cat” is another example lol

@bobbywest8460 Жыл бұрын

I’d make it sound nice… where can I get one?

@friedscavlegs5109 Жыл бұрын

This is bagpipe tech is my new band name

@jamesparlane9289 Жыл бұрын

Looks like Dr. Seuss invented it.

@realbrickbread Жыл бұрын

@CirclesandSounds Жыл бұрын

In truth, it invented him

@Bendigo1 Жыл бұрын

My first thought when seeing it!

@kate8821 Жыл бұрын

Came down here to say this! Def looks like what the Whos down in Whoville would play on Christmas morning

@bettyjane6684 Жыл бұрын

👍👍🙌🙌

@Beauweir Жыл бұрын

This looks like the second form of an anime about fighting instruments.

@olgagaming5544 Жыл бұрын

A loli waifu would have it at her back as her mechanic wings and would be blasting magic melodies

@mtnentertainment3454 Жыл бұрын

@@olgagaming5544 I was thinking some Aoi Todo looking dude wielding a giant set like a hunting horn from monster hunter

@khoboo Жыл бұрын

Ban KAI?

@vg-zy4rb Жыл бұрын

Look up elden ring envoy's horn

@joehertel8846 Жыл бұрын

I would like to propose calling this a Gatling horn

@jojojo5872 Жыл бұрын

That’s the kinda instruments they play in the dr Seuss books

@palamabron2481 Жыл бұрын

It's a hybrid of the womzoonka and domboonka.

@mogmason6920 7 ай бұрын

It also looks a bit like the instruments played by the Hogwarts Brass Band

@kermitfroggyyyy 7 ай бұрын

Like a Sousaphone the marching band tubas but that’s actually what it’s called

@Revbone450 Жыл бұрын

I was expecting it to sound worse tbh... this might be haram, but I kind of want to hear some more.

@local_icy1063 Жыл бұрын

same

@rum5587 Жыл бұрын

"haram" 😂

@somerandomgoblin2583 Жыл бұрын

@@rum5587 i'm not even religious, but i think this thing is unholy

@LincolnVOS Жыл бұрын

"This might be haram, but..." Hahahaha. I'm going to steal that one from you and not give you any credit for it.

@miriamssavedtiktoks2320 Жыл бұрын

bro said haram 💀

@alec4672 Жыл бұрын

It's like if you called up a tin can manufacture and asked them to make a saxophone but the guy on the other end of the line had never seen a saxophone in his life.

@thefreakmachine Жыл бұрын

That's where I left my weird steampunk multiple blunderbuss!

@composite_0 Жыл бұрын

I had seen this one on your wall and have always been anticipating a video on it.

@harvestedvoltage4324 Жыл бұрын

He already made a full video about it, a while back.

@averagepinksauceenthusiast2304 Жыл бұрын

Bassoon from Wish:

@vincentg6613 Жыл бұрын

Be nice to the poor little horn. It's not bad, just different 😋

@erikawalata1741 Жыл бұрын

It looks like a saxophone crossed with a revolver

@chartreusemaiden604 Жыл бұрын

I've seen this. Of course in my childhood...in germany.. edited:...now that you play it. It came back...the purpose wasn't for music. It was like to gather the crowds' attention. It's not awful itxs German. It's LITERALLY doing it's purpose.

@GHOST25938 Жыл бұрын

"es ist nicht schrecklich, es ist deutsch. es macht Buchstäblich wofür es erfunden wurde" I will quote this in my day to day live from now on, thanks

@rosiefay7283 Жыл бұрын

In that case, why make 8 bells where only one can sound at a time? Lots more weight for the player to carry, but with the loudness of only one bell.

@llejk Жыл бұрын

@@rosiefay7283 Because if it was only going „beep beep beep“ nobody will take it serious. What do the firefighters sound in your country? The police? Air raid warning? The video was an awful explanation for this instrument😏

@p3chv0gel22 Жыл бұрын

@@rosiefay7283 you could use it to make multiple signals with one instrument. For example you could say A high tone, a low ton and a low tone would be for a fire or three low tones would be for flooding etc, so people know whats Happening and react accordingly. I'm not sure about other countries, but we still use different Signals in Germany for warning (usually a sequence for three tones) and lifting the previous warning (usually one long tone)

@austingoyne3039 Жыл бұрын

Ever heard of a whistle?

@Neris-of-the-other Жыл бұрын

Deku scrubs called, they want their pipes back

@wyattblaine7066 Жыл бұрын

I searched for someone to have made this comment, thank you lol

@Exspazament Жыл бұрын

Damn, ya beat me to it!

@turnedkestrel1459 Жыл бұрын

I wish the deku pipes really were a functional an good sounding real instrument

@SadToffee Жыл бұрын

I've got the goggles on again haven't I?

@musomaster9027 Жыл бұрын

The definition of a gentleman is someone who knows how to play the Martin’s trumpet, but doesn’t.

@Jono00o Жыл бұрын

All the elden ring players know what this looks like

@thedoozydan Жыл бұрын

Envoy's large horn go brrr

@ShadowVampire1175 Жыл бұрын

Doot doot indeed

@Fooma777 Жыл бұрын

Yooooo envoy hopping in to say YES

@MAX-de8fe Жыл бұрын

Silliest enemy in the game

@biggusriggus7693 Жыл бұрын

Best weapon hands down

@stvhght Жыл бұрын

This has to be the inspiration for the Envoy weapons in Elden Ring

@creepser1140 Жыл бұрын

literally

@zach-jj8pc Жыл бұрын

"no way these bubbles are gonna hit me, literally the easiest enemy in the game" "Fuck"

@austinosburn2081 Жыл бұрын

I LOVE videos like this. I love learning about weird instruments.

@brockmckelvey7327 Жыл бұрын

That doesn't sound so bad. I imagine cleaning it is the real nightmare

@WilburJaywright Жыл бұрын

This instrument is straight out of a cartoon series. It’s like if someone combined a trumpet with a pipe organ, but it sounded like a saxophone.

@fixiegod Жыл бұрын

and you have to know calculus to play it

@DaCiken Жыл бұрын

Literally the instrument deku link uses is Majora's mask

@ignitris Жыл бұрын

Greetings from Germany: Those things sound glorious when you blast like 20 or them at the same time! What the individual Schalmei lacks it makes up in numbers!

@scottmatznick3140 7 ай бұрын

The schalmei band on KZfaq would indicate otherwise.

@BJGvideos Жыл бұрын

Oh my god that sound is like if a kazoo was a wind instrument

@austriancountryball6233 6 ай бұрын

actually a kazoo is a wind instrument,(i know it has a Membrane)

@doughpsoul9337 Жыл бұрын

I could see that sound in a trap beat 😂

@slateization Жыл бұрын

That I want to hear! Any value volunteers to mix this for us?

@yyguuyg Жыл бұрын

You can SEE SOUND???

@Stickman_Productions Жыл бұрын

I see it in CBat now thanks

@littlemisskimmycat78 Жыл бұрын

This instrument looks like a prop straight out of a Harry Potter movie 😂

@renatacantore3684 Жыл бұрын

I wonder how many lives were saved by that funky horn?❤

@tristandeniet Жыл бұрын

Somebody gon sample that and turn it into the next banger

@lotsabirds Жыл бұрын

I occasionally see one for sale...I was toying around with the idea of obtaining one just for the weirdness factor!

@gamersguide9867 Жыл бұрын

Perfect for playing mi gente

@Wolfee-zn5ry Жыл бұрын

…

@hatfandesk Жыл бұрын

@@Wolfee-zn5ry holy shit y’all have the same profile picture

@rickowenkennedy Жыл бұрын

I like it. The sound is a weird combination of bassoon, saxophone, and trumpet.

@drnarwhal2888 Жыл бұрын

That just makes me like the instrument even more

@chrisday6253 Жыл бұрын

Sounds awesome actually.

@dyllpickleproduces9588 Жыл бұрын

Majora's Mask

@chaotickreg7024 Жыл бұрын

Ooooooh....

@gus473 Жыл бұрын

All old-timey cartoons and B&W comedies need this sound!😅✌🏼

@heartysquid Жыл бұрын

Somewhere a TF2 Pyro is missing his weapon.

@brentbechtel7313 Жыл бұрын

This gives me antique car horn vibes

@p3chv0gel22 Жыл бұрын

Because it pretty much is one and not really an Instrument

@baumeister2880 Жыл бұрын

As a German I have never Seen this before.

@Baribrotzer Жыл бұрын

They may have been used more in East Germany.

@Florp203 2 ай бұрын

Nah the worst instrument is the teachers pet’s vocal cords

@seppstarthebest Жыл бұрын

in railway construction there's also the very similarly but simpler built "mehrklangsignalhorn", used to warn workers from approaching trains. it has 2*2 bells and one valve that allows you to play 2 different and a mixed tone.

@Thatrandombard Жыл бұрын

Reminded me of the deku horns you play in majoras mask! Any Zelda fans out here???

@Chaosdude7111 Жыл бұрын

You're not wrong! I never noticed that before! I think they make ones with more bells and valves, so maybe you could play Deku Palace on it?

@Ihwaz13 Жыл бұрын

Not to be confused with the historical instrument Schalmei. The Schalmei is a historical double reed instrument made from wood, it was replaced by the oboe and nowadays is still played in folk music.

@Sayu277 Жыл бұрын

This

@actuallyasriel Жыл бұрын

Before my brain parsed the title and the background, I thought this was some weird ancient firearm.

@fliegerdefunes7758 Жыл бұрын

just bought one :3

@isaakhatcher Жыл бұрын

where? I want one

@fliegerdefunes7758 Жыл бұрын

@@isaakhatcher ebay, but I'm from Germany. XD I actually know this thing from my childhood its still played on carneval sometimes.

@isaakhatcher Жыл бұрын

how do you spell the name

@myersbob7517 Жыл бұрын

@@fliegerdefunes7758 how do you spell the name

@fliegerdefunes7758 Жыл бұрын

@@myersbob7517 schalmai or schalmei mostly or martins trompete

@TrentGudmundsen Жыл бұрын

I hear that sound in a lot of “They Might be Giants” songs! 😁👍 so of course, I like it!

@IlMattoMattia 3 ай бұрын

Questo filmato è stato interamente ripreso e riproposto in "Super Quark Musica" (2018), nella puntata dedicata alle ance, quindi è come se ci fosse stato 2 volte da Piero!

@heavenonearthmemes830 Жыл бұрын

Looks like something straight out of a Dr. Seuss book

@Wanking_wanker Жыл бұрын

Recorders: “finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be terrible”

@grantkoeller8911 Жыл бұрын

Nothing awful, sounds cool!!!

@greyrifterrellik5837 Жыл бұрын

That shape just makes my brain go "musical minigun"

@spacecowboy7148 Жыл бұрын

ah.. the car horn of instruments

@cmdrratzass7305 Жыл бұрын

“Relatively popular in Germany…” Ehm… maybe in some areas? I am from Germany and I have never seen one so far, let alone heard of it.

@whukriede Жыл бұрын

You have to turn your head to where the sun rises, lol.

@jokah_7277 Жыл бұрын

That noise would go so hard on a trap beat or something lol

@pathos_music Жыл бұрын

Bet

@bor3549 9 күн бұрын

After hearing it, all I can see playing it is a cartoon seal.

@Bhargos Жыл бұрын

Relatively popular as in never heard of it nor seen it. Martin's horn is usually the siren on emergency service vehicles.

@thething6936 Жыл бұрын

less talking and more playing 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

@evert3971 Жыл бұрын

Hes just explaining how it works, i enjoyed his commentary

@thething6936 Жыл бұрын

@@evert3971 shorts aren't for commentaries, they're for entertainment. a human's brain scrolls through the internet hoping to feed satisfaction of not being bored.

@bonnibloop_ Жыл бұрын

@@thething6936 idk i found it fairly entertaining to find out about an instrument ive never heard of

@thething6936 Жыл бұрын

@@bonnibloop_ I'm not arguing to what individuals find entertaining, I mean we are all different. not everyone will have interests on what the instrument is described to sound like. a random person (shorts aren't really selective on their audiences if I'm not mistaken), not knowing a lot about instruments, comes across a short like this would definitely be interested in the sound after given a thesis on it.

@Unus_Annus_ Жыл бұрын

@@thething6936 if you don’t like it then just skip The short

@eldritchteletubby9319 Жыл бұрын

Me: it can't be that bad. Him: plays it Me: BURN IT If I ever need to hulk smash something, I'll just get a chorus of these going. I have sensory issues so my hearing works differently to others, which is probably why my reaction has been so strong, but the rage that flows through me when I hear this sound has given me a power the likes of which I have not felt before.

@JohnDoe-wy7ip Жыл бұрын

Oh my god I need to have one immediately

@renatacantore3684 Жыл бұрын

It sounds like a good comedic sound effect. Kinda cute !

@callejero994 Жыл бұрын

Wooow ♪ \(^ω^\ )

@thefinalkayakboss Жыл бұрын

"Giles, prepare my gatling-maphone"

@n00n1n Жыл бұрын

" this instrument is from Germany but it is absolutely awful everywhere" 🤣

@Bootleg_Jones Жыл бұрын

The whole time I was just waiting to hear what made it so awful. I'm still waiting, actually.

@rosiefay7283 Жыл бұрын

Found its Wiki article. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martinshorn Each bell has a free reed. This means that: * there is no overblowing; each bell produces only one pitch * altering your embouchure is to no avail; each bell produces its sound at only one volume

@austingaddy6540 Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a 50s mystery movie and a p.i. is meeting a shady man in a dark alley both in trench coats and hats to keep the light drizzle off to discuss a murdered woman found in a rich actors bed hahaha

@matthewlee8667 Жыл бұрын

I'm honestly impressed somebody managed to overengineer a trumpet

@so_much_for_jj Жыл бұрын

And combine it with a saxophone lol

@lindwurmchen Жыл бұрын

Fun fact from a german: We still call the sirens of our fire trucks 'Martinshorn' (martin's trumpet) bc that's what it was used for originally.

@ElliottsCreations Жыл бұрын

Right after I heard the first note, I expected the rest to be Axel F by Crazy Frog. Lmao.

@anonymousdogg1559 Жыл бұрын

Sounded like your average asmr “driving in traffic”

@shanieg-3559 Жыл бұрын

😂" absolutely awful rather disgusting". I found that hilarious

@ramraider4159 2 ай бұрын

It almost feels like the creator looked at a stack of blunderbusses and went mmm yeah I can make that make some funky honks 😂

@L0K1DOKI 9 ай бұрын

That’s some Dr Seuss looking instrument right there

@sasukesarutobi3862 Жыл бұрын

It looks like a steampunk concept for a semi-automatic blunderbuss.

@caenen_cantspel Жыл бұрын

“8 different size bells that confus-…”

@cesandman727 Жыл бұрын

These are what the Oracle Envoys use in Elden Ring.

@raskal8112 Жыл бұрын

I've looked through the comments and am displeased at what I have NOT seen... Rainblower

@Gmo-uo8gi Жыл бұрын

Kid: Mom, I want a saxophone! Mom: we have a saxophone at home! Saxophone at home:

@davespringer777 Жыл бұрын

This is a good commercial. Now I want one.

@MacPNW Жыл бұрын

It's like a discarded Dr Seuss idea

@timoth4529 Жыл бұрын

I was never so close to sending threats on the internet.

@syrehanmin6342 Жыл бұрын

That looks like an instrument from a Dr Seuss book

@thatoneairsoftkid7056 Жыл бұрын

instrument? that’s obviously a homemade weapon from madmax

@cheeselover2285 Жыл бұрын

Looks like the flamethrower when you have the pyrovision goggles on in tf2

@lydiasteinebendiksen4269 Жыл бұрын

Nah, this is a flamethrower as seen through pyrovision (tf2)

@LavenderJJ_ Жыл бұрын

My first thought was the world's most inconvenient musket

@kartalnolan7311 6 ай бұрын

0:50 Shelmati/Martin’s Trumpet sound was heard in many classical orchestral repertoire from composers who were born in Germany

@brainshell2933 Жыл бұрын

Now all I need is the optical goggles If you get it you get it

@haydenhayden Жыл бұрын

Sounds like the nightmare between a bagpipe and a saxophone.

@benjisade7933 Жыл бұрын

I thought that was a weird musket for a second.

@NIKSEEN Жыл бұрын

As a German, I've never seen a Schalmei / Martinshorn used as an instrument, only ever to catch a crowd's attention or as a siren on very old fire trucks - nowadays those sirens are of course electric but are still called "Martinshorn".