Very special thanks to my patrons for making me do this to myself! I want to shout out a few of you who basically carried this script off the ground at first, being Curious, Smug, and Furl. I'm very thankful to have a community that is actually funny. Oh and just in case the video didn't remind you, I also have a Patreon: www.patreon.com/keksiweksi

idk what Keksi is going on about, I watched this entire video and I feel perfectly fine. I think Keksi just made the whole worm thing up in order to slander my beloved Illya. I can't let Keksi get away with trying to tarnish Illya's name like this, I love her far too much to let that happen. Me and Illya love each other a whole bunch so I can't let anyone ever talk badly about her, and I know she would do the same for me. Illya loves me just as much as I love her and I love her quite a bit!! I love Illya sooo much. I can't believe just how much I love Illya, it's like she's my entire world. Illya is my everything! I love Illya! I loooove Illya!!!! I LOVE ILLYA!!!!!!! I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya .

wow this script is really good. your patrons must be really cool and smart

Your patrons have about as much writing capacity as ChatGPT would have. The entire episode feels like it's written by ChatGPT.

This man has gone insane, fans can't write scripts, they are devices for producing currents of air by the movements of broad surfaces or a number of such surfaces!!!

The life of any anime fan is just the steps towards schizophrenia. At least that's what the voices tell me anyway.

keksi you’re the only one who keeps me mentally stable

You are my favorite lathe youtuber

Coming from a massive K-On fan, this might be your best video yet

the schizophrenia only gets worse, the anime girl isn’t disappearing from my bedside at night

Angel and Pollution. Colliding uphill paths. Broken hourglass. Upwards falling sand. Shattered window and a door without a handle. Melting wall, unsolvable meaning, smoothness of changing permeability, transition, time headless eyes one twice three times repeat with each repetition set set set set set unprotectable law unfulfillable promise contract to death- Oh shit, wait, lathes? Dude finally. Subscribed.

This script felt more like a Keksi script then some of you own videos

I have a feeling just a tiny tiny little feeling that keksi loves iliya

This channel reminds me why I love the internet.

3:38-4:05 That was a good one Keksi. Made me cackle my bones

can't wait for the lathes videos

Never let your subs write a script ever again

This video is what my mind is like at 3am when I haven’t talked to someone for a week.

A lathe (/leɪð/) is a machine tool that rotates a workpiece about an axis of rotation to perform various operations such as cutting, sanding, knurling, drilling, deformation, facing, and turning, with tools that are applied to the workpiece to create an object with symmetry about that axis.[1] Lathes are used in woodturning, metalworking, metal spinning, thermal spraying, parts reclamation, and glass-working. Lathes can be used to shape pottery, the best-known design being the Potter's wheel. Most suitably equipped metalworking lathes can also be used to produce most solids of revolution, plane surfaces and screw threads or helices. Ornamental lathes can produce three-dimensional solids of incredible complexity. The workpiece is usually held in place by either one or two centers, at least one of which can typically be moved horizontally to accommodate varying workpiece lengths. Other work-holding methods include clamping the work about the axis of rotation using a chuck or collet, or to a faceplate, using clamps or dog clutch. Examples of objects that can be produced on a lathe include screws, candlesticks, gun barrels, cue sticks, table legs, bowls, baseball bats, pens, musical instruments (especially woodwind instruments), and crankshafts. The lathe is an ancient tool. The earliest evidence of a lathe dates back to Ancient Egypt around 1300 BC.[2] There is also tenuous evidence for its existence at a Mycenaean Greek site, dating back as far as the 13th or 14th century BC.[3] Clear evidence of turned artifacts have been found from the 6th century BC: fragments of a wooden bowl in an Etruscan tomb in Northern Italy as well as two flat wooden dishes with decorative turned rims from modern Turkey.[4] During the Warring States period in China, c. 400 BC, the ancient Chinese used rotary lathes to sharpen tools and weapons on an industrial scale.[5] The first known painting showing a lathe dates to the 3rd century BC in ancient Egypt.[6] The lathe was very important to the Industrial Revolution. It is known as the mother of machine tools, as it was the first machine tool that led to the invention of other machine tools. The first fully documented, all-metal slide rest lathe was invented by Jacques de Vaucanson around 1751. It was described in the Encyclopédie.[7] Exact drawing made with camera obscura of horizontal boring machine by Jan Verbruggen in Woolwich Royal Brass Foundry approx. 1778 (drawing 47 out of set of 50 drawings) In 1718 Russian engineer Andrey Nartov invented one of the first lathes with a mechanical cutting tool-supporting carriage and a set of gears (also known as a compound rest or slide rest) with the first to invent such a lathe probably being Leonardo da Vinci.[8] An important early lathe in the UK was the horizontal boring machine that was installed by Jan Verbruggen in 1772 in the Royal Arsenal in Woolwich. It was horse-powered and allowed for the production of much more accurate and stronger cannon used with success in the American Revolutionary War in the late 18th century. One of the key characteristics of this machine was that the workpiece was turning as opposed to the tool, making it technically a lathe. Henry Maudslay, who later developed many improvements to the lathe, worked at the Royal Arsenal from 1783, being exposed to this machine in the Verbruggen workshop.[9] A detailed description of Vaucanson's lathe was published decades before Maudslay perfected his version. It is likely that Maudslay was not aware of Vaucanson's work, since his first versions of the slide rest had many errors that were not present in the Vaucanson lathe. During the Industrial Revolution, mechanized power generated by water wheels or steam engines was transmitted to the lathe via line shafting, allowing faster and easier work. Metalworking lathes evolved into heavier machines with thicker, more rigid parts. Between the late 19th and mid-20th centuries, individual electric motors at each lathe replaced line shafting as the power source. Beginning in the 1950s, servomechanisms were applied to the control of lathes and other machine tools via numerical control, which often was coupled with computers to yield computerized numerical control (CNC). Today manually controlled and CNC lathes coexist in the manufacturing industries. A lathe may or may not have legs, which sit on the floor and elevate the lathe bed to a working height. A lathe may be small and sit on a workbench or table, not requiring a stand. Almost all lathes have a bed, which is (almost always) a horizontal beam (although CNC lathes commonly have an inclined or vertical beam for a bed to ensure that swarf, or chips, falls free of the bed). Woodturning lathes specialized for turning large bowls often have no bed or tail stock, merely a free-standing headstock and a cantilevered tool rest. At one end of the bed (almost always the left, as the operator faces the lathe) is a headstock. The headstock contains high-precision spinning bearings. Rotating within the bearings is a horizontal axle, with an axis parallel to the bed, called the spindle. Spindles are often hollow and have an interior Morse taper on the spindle nose (i.e., facing to the right / towards the bed) by which work-holding accessories may be mounted to the spindle. Spindles may also have arrangements for work-holding on the left-hand end of the spindle with other tooling arrangements for particular tasks. (i.e., facing away from the main bed) end, or may have a hand-wheel or other accessory mechanism on their outboard end. Spindles are powered and impart motion to the workpiece. The spindle is driven either by foot power from a treadle and flywheel or by a belt or gear drive from a power source such as electric motor or overhead line shafts. In most modern lathes this power source is an integral electric motor, often either in the headstock, to the left of the headstock, or beneath the headstock, concealed in the stand. In addition to the spindle and its bearings, the headstock often contains parts to convert the motor speed into various spindle speeds. Various types of speed-changing mechanism achieve this, from a cone pulley or step pulley, to a cone pulley with back gear (which is essentially a low range, similar in net effect to the two-speed rear of a truck), to an entire gear train similar to that of a manual-shift automotive transmission. Some motors have electronic rheostat-type speed controls, which obviates cone pulleys or gears. The counterpoint to the headstock is the tailstock, sometimes referred to as the loose head, as it can be positioned at any convenient point on the bed by sliding it to the required area. The tail-stock contains a barrel, which does not rotate, but can slide in and out parallel to the axis of the bed and directly in line with the headstock spindle. The barrel is hollow and usually contains a taper to facilitate the gripping of various types of tooling. Its most common uses are to hold a hardened steel center, which is used to support long thin shafts while turning, or to hold drill bits for drilling axial holes in the work piece. Many other uses are possible.[10] Metalworking lathes have a carriage (comprising a saddle and apron) topped with a cross-slide, which is a flat piece that sits crosswise on the bed and can be cranked at right angles to the bed. Sitting atop the cross slide is usually another slide called a compound rest, which provides 2 additional axes of motion, rotary and linear. Atop that sits a toolpost, which holds a cutting tool, which removes material from the workpiece. There may or may not be a leadscrew, which moves the cross-slide along the bed. Woodturning and metal spinning lathes do not have cross-slides, but rather have banjos, which are flat pieces that sit crosswise on the bed. The position of a banjo can be adjusted by hand; no gearing is involved. Ascending vertically from the banjo is a tool-post, at the top of which is a horizontal tool-rest. In woodturning, hand tools are braced against the tool rest and levered into the workpiece. In metal spinning, the further pin ascends vertically from the tool rest and serves as a fulcrum against which tools may be levered into the workpiece.

Very personal and heartfelt video, glad you're being open with your audience, I really related with a lot of what you talked about here. Looking forward to the new direction for the channel!

This is the first video I saw of this channel, great first impressions.

You should make more of this kind of videos. They are a blast

What the voice says at 10:38: I have been looking for you, keksi I have a pretty little gift for you I hope you will like my gift

thought this was a weird fever dream I had

2:30 I mean that’s technically accurate to the manga

I thank you Keksi with all my heart for making me aware that Cardcaptor Sakura Tetris is a thing as I am now going to spend way to much time attempting to get this on my modded vita and play it for much longer than I should

I'm glad you're learning about lathes, I think it's a wonderful direction for your channel. Specifically a direction around an axis of symmetry. Also, Bill Murray.

*Top 5 best ARGs* “Number five, Keisi’s insanity”

I need that script

I’m glad I subscribed and binged videos on your channel to end up watching the masterpiece of insanity

So Ilya's love = dark reality I get it

Ngl I kinda forgot that this was a patreon special half way and thought that it was just another keksi video

knowing illya turned shirou into a toy bear in visual novel

insert beatrice laugh

i think you're god damn insane... subscribed

Man, I'm looking forward to the Lathe content coming in the near future

when too many anime just get smashup like : btw, amaze this vid mention aria the animation, that was my kind of slice of life anime.

This made me realise that there was a new k-on called k-on which is probably like the soul eater not was for soul eater I don't know where im going with this comment I need sleep thank you for coming to my TED talk!

I dont remember if i felt ill before this video or if this video caused it

Been waiting for this change for ages💀

this is the first video of your channel I watched, subscribed, I love lathes.

Most informative video essay

Glad to see you’ve finally grown out of your weeb phase. Lathes are a true man’s soul.

I’m very glad to see how much the quality of your videos has increased lathely

I´m following now. we have in common the most important thing for me. An undescribable love for necoarc

Man, I didn't exist this to come out so soon. Literarily that Fry from futurama clip, "It took an hour to write, I thought it'd take an hour to read." Type beat. Well done kek man.

Did you know that Keksi means cookies in german 😈

This feels like a fucking acid trip. This is as bad as Umineko in terms of mind fuckery. My head hurts, I can't stop hearing cicadas, ...is that a needle in my food?

Seems like a normal Keksi video

Very excited for the new lathe content, but I hope you'll be willing to take a look at milling machines too at some point.

this video made me cri everytiym I liked and cried subcriybv also did you know keksi in German means cookies?

i would turn into a worm if it meant i could become an illya drone

Who is this and why is this actually funny.

I don't know anything about Melty Blood but I love the amount of psychic damage nerds take when they see this goofy catgirl gremlin

My favorite Keksi moment was when he said "Im gonna worm" then became a worm inside Ilya, teehee squiiiddd 😖🦑

Looking foward for the new content, you deserve a break

Mai Kadowaki, jp va for Illyasviel, sung Pretty Fly (for a white guy)

Perfect this normal video is very good and normal.

the perfect video, this is the peak of youtube

they should make a worms mukbang channel

So this is a video about stuff And I like stuff

I don't remember Aria quite like that...

they are not true fans if they dont include a squid girl joke

This video is too funny i cant

Most sane Illya fan

Ok fr Illya is best girl. Yeah she starts off weird, but she's also the only one who quickly gets over herself in every route, even in HF where, let's face it, Shirou kind of an idiot who sucks ass. In doing so she basically gives up the only rationale she had for living to that point. She displays more emotional maturity at the end of HF than any of the other heroines did at any point in FSN. Saber is dumb, Rin is basic, and Sakura is an edgelord. Illya deserves to smile the most. I love Illya, not fielding ANY objections.

Let this man's patreon direct a Michael Cera movie.

have you eaten a clock recently?

WAITING TO CUT OUT THE DEAD WOOD WAITING TO FALLOW THE WORMS!

amazing!

I love lathes

I think I lost almost all my neurons...

The script was amazing cookies

I think he likes illya guys

I love paprika

8:56 links to source please

Gonna watch this in my math class

If u said this was written by ai i would believe it

best script

Proud to announce that I lifted weights while listening to this

Idk what is happening but this kinda make sense

Thank you

Still waiting for a video on Lathes

Chaika in thumbnail

luv u 🥰

What anime is that first clip from? It’s gorgeous.

it been 15 minustes and i already regret watching this video

It's like a fever dream O.o

They are harvesting my organs just as i watch this video

Subscribed

did you know illya is the Polish word for 'cookie' ?

Wild. Makes me want skittles

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13 days… I’m sad

Did this video just spoil the end of Evangelion for me or was that a bit too? I'm so confused bro

do you love illya

oh.

the schizophernia goes crazy

i counted 2 squid jokes, disappointed in your patrons

hey Keksi do you know the song it goes uhh something like this ubububu kwakwakwa gigiigi booooooooooum and then comes the part where illya raps and it's about unemployment and recession please tell me what's the name of the song i am SURE you used it in like at least three of your videos