He’s drinking even more la croix and getting goofier, what a baddie.

He's now an official minecraft KZfaqr. He went mining off camera.

I like how he refuses to call multiple diamonds, diamonds. Like, “I got multiple diamond.”

when i said “FOREST FIRE CHECK” in the chat and danny repeated, i’ve never felt so honored.

Danny: so this cat is black and white, kinda looks like cookies and cream Me: (thinking he’s gonna name it Oreo or something) Danny: I think I’ll call him Newspaper

I love the intense music when Danny fights like 1 skeleton

“light blue dye? why don’t YOU LIGHT BLUE DYE!” murdered the wandering trader

danny saying “thank you besties” is probably the best thing that’s ever happened

Danny: *kills a wandering trader* Everyone: He’s learning so fast 🥺

Danny every other episode: "don't look at my secret section!!" Danny first thing this episode: "everyone look at my secret spot!"

He’s black... and white.. kinda looks like cookies and cream... *I think I’ll name him n e w s p a p e r*

Danny: "I'm more of a dog person than a cat person" Also Danny: [spends like 500 years taming a cat anyways]

This series is getting me through life right now.

Newspaper. That’s the more ordinary thing but simultaneously also the most creative thing to name a cat lmao

Danny is the only person in the world who makes swearing sound school appropriate.

More tips that I think Danny will find useful or just fun to know! - The villager you ran into with the llamas are called "wandering traders", their trades are pretty bad. - Killing the pp villager with the banner on it's head will give you "Bad Omen" which is causes raids when entering a village. - You can change the color of sheep's wool with dye! (to get dye, just pick some flowers and put them in a crafting table) - You can only breed new animals every 5 minutes, and you can get xp from breeding! - Holding down shift while clicking items from a chest will automatically put them in your inventory. In addition, if there are multiples of one item in a chest (let's use coal for example), double click one of the items and all of the others will form into a stack (I hope that was clear enough, please let me know if it was confusing) - The water zombies are called drowned. They have a chance of being equipped with a trident which does like 4 hearts of damage so be careful. Regular zombies can also turn into a drowned if left underwater. - Heart of the Sea can be crafted into another item called a Conduit which gives you water breathing, haste, night vision, and helps defend against hostile mobs. In oder to make the Conduit work, you have to build a structure using prismarine blocks which are only found underwater ruins (basically a temple underwater, you can't miss it). - In addition to my last point, Underwater ruins spawn with these GOD AWFUL creatures called guardians which emit these laser beam things that harm you. When you get close enough to the ruins, you will be hit with **mining fatigue* giving to you by the elder guardian (just a bigger version of the regular guardians) - Unfortunately, when you die, you only obtain like a small fraction of the xp you once had. - If an iron golem has cracks in it, feed it some iron and it will repair itself - I said this in ep. 4 but cats help scare creepers. *Edit: I forgot to mention that mining fatigue basically just means that you mine very vey slow underwater, it's practically impossible! (unless you have milk of course!) Feel free to add more tips!

If you don’t close your eyes when Danny goes to his secret spot, are you really even greg?

Danny you were talking about how cool your secret spot was and I almost opened my eyes. I’m sorry but please stop teasing us

Rest in peace Newspaper, you’ll live on in our hearts, and in the heart of the rabbit you murdered and gifted to Danny...

"danny u are loco amigo" "gracias" LMAOOOO

Won't lie, Danny's unflinching resolve to murder an innocent trader in front of his pet llamas really unnerved me. That's a side of Danny I hadn't seen before.

Imagine not closing your eyes when he goes to the secret spot

I think this is the most I have ever heard the word “dastardly” said in the same 20 minutes

I feel like Danny is one of those people that’s just always funny

the fact that he played country music while talking about the parents breeding with the kids is immaculate

how is danny always so damn funny

Danny experiencing Minecraft is too wholesome to handle

5:23 Love Danny for obviously cutting out the part where he apparently asked if he needed carrot seeds, since the chat is going off on him about that

Nobody: Danny: “How about you light blue dye”

Danny plays as if an 8 year old child got stuck with the skill of a professional gamer 😭😭

18:40 LMAOOOO that sudden transition from "Cookies and cream" to n e w s p a p e r

why is no one else obsessed with his use of “dastardly”

I feel like a father watching Danny get progressively better at minecraft

Someone needs to make a compilation of him saying "nicked"

“I think I’ll call him newspaper” When i tell you i died

I come back to this video to see newspaper one more time Rest In Peace newspaper

Danny's streams are the only place you can say daddy and not be considered a weirdo

I literally wait for these videos. They make me wanna play Minecraft again

Danny: "I don't use this word a lot" Also danny: says epic every video

He’s a rootin’ tootin’ cowboy, And his name is Cowboy Dan; He can ride a horse and rope a steer As fast as any man - YIPEE!

Danny: I don’t use the word “epic” a lot Also Danny: uses it in almost every single episode

the best part about having a cat that no one even talked about it that THEY SCARE AWAY THE CREEPERS!!! danny now you wont get snuck up on ever again!!! pop off

"i feel like i just killed an innocent man" you did, danny

There’s something just so wholesome about this. I can’t exactly say what it is but it’s wholesome.

Danny saying "dastardly" makes me so happy for some reason lol

I can now officially say Drew Gooden is my favorite gamer.

aged like milk 🚶‍♀️😍✨

Every time he says “daddy” I think of that time when he said “I’ll stop calling myself daddy when I stop being daddy” (I think it was in one of the first videos in this lp) idk why but it cracks me the hell up

Danny calling himself daddy is what I need to get me through quarantine

"How bout you light blue die" I'm crying, that was great

Danny’s hair evolution is the one of the best parts of Quarantine

This gives me such first quarantine vibes. Like when everyone was uploading about animal crossing

I can’t get therapy so I’m settling for the next best thing: this series.

I've watched other people play Minecraft and Danny's playthrough is somehow completely different from anything I've seen before

Danny's hair looks so good here

"He's black and white like cookies and cream.... I think I'll call him newspaper"

He’s been saying he’s popping off in all the episodes but now I think it’s actually true

How are you not sponsored by La Croix yet? If anyone know someone who works at La Croix pls ask them to sponsor Danny

I don't even play minecraft but Danny is so entertaining

danny calling everyone bestie has been the highlight of my year

Eveyone: Oh he upgraded his secret spot. Me: Wait that's where his secret spot was!!?

danny making a bridge to avoid the raid? ugh his megamind

I’m so happy Newspaper is apart of the family now. Welcome Newspaper

0:00 i feel cheated that i was just thrown into seeing his secret spot

"He looks like cookies and cream, I think I'm gonna name him newspaper" Excuse me?

Lets all appreciate how quickly he edits these after the stream :D

Absolutely no one: Danny: bada bing bada boom mr. worldwide when I step in the room. I choked 💀

I anticipate these videos more eagerly each week, i have no clue why, but they make my day. Danny has a knack of being wholesome, yet not at all at the same time.

My favorite part is after he expresses his murderous intent against his cows: "Danny, you are loco, amigo" *nodding* "Gracias" 😀 The look on his face! 😂🤭 Edit: 8:17

“How ‘bout you light blue dye?” Comedy genius.

I like how chat is mostly supportive of Danny and helps him along the way. Albeit some are aggressive, this shows that Greg truly is the best family on KZfaq. And twitch apparently

RIP Newspaper you will be missed :,(

I genuinely love dannys streams so much theyre so funny and light hearted and fun and theyre like the highlight of my day when I watch them.

"Every time I don't die it's basically a pop off." - me at the end of every breakdown 🤘🥴🤘

Danny saying "Gracias" is one of my favorite things ever and i dont know why

This is usually how it happens. You go out thinking you're going to adopt a dog but then a cat finds you first

I’m more invested in this series than r/wallstreetbets is in the stock market

Take a shot every time Danny says ‘Dastardly’

Danny 50% of the time: running, screaming, dying. Danny 50% of the time: *murdering everything in sight and taking their souls to strengthen himself*

1) newspaper. Great name. 2) I love how everyone even when they’ve never played before decides to kill the wandering trader lmao

I think it would be really cool if Danny gradually became really good at this, like REALLY good, enough to attract people interested in the gameplay for its own sake, not just the humor, despite the fact that he doesn't have a background in any other video games.

It's been two years since this video came out and I'll still randomly get "what it really means to melt the ice caps" stuck in my head

I love seeing Danny getting amazed by the concept of leads

My ultimate goal in life is to be as funny as Danny

nobody absolutely nobody Danny: puts intense battle music over him killing llamas

this series is honestly making my life easier to live

as a newspaper journalist and cat lady i am absolutely thrilled to see a cat named newspaper

/Guys I don’t have lice. That’s exactly what a person with lice would say

I love how Danny’s responds to everything is just yelling *Yooooooooo!*

Danny: “come here kitty, kitty. I have fishies for you!” Also Danny: “get over here mother--er”

this was the funniest and cutest live stream danny’s had🥺😹 he got so excited over the cows and everything but just something abt this video was so funny

can we just appreciate his hair please

I love that the chat took "pop off" and just ran with it

i get so happy when danny gets excited about something he does in minecraft, it's just so adorable and genuine

"Can I go to bed with a cow?" Lmao

I've watched other KZfaqrs play for the first time, but something about Danny discovering it is so entertaining

"What can I name him? He's kind of black and whiiite" Me: Oreo! Name him Oreo! Danny: "I think I'll name him Newspaper!"

I needed this series. Thank you kind sir

This series is the pewdiepie series of 2021

This series is the best thing that happened to humanity in 2021