Well what else should he say when he's doing something he can't tell? "Oh, don't mind me, I'm just... doing stuff... *whistles* "

easy just don't mention it

ikr, I mean no one gives a shit, except for a 12 year old fan

Joanna Bartlett if you don't like the video just click off no one is forcing you to be here. PointlessFan

TheJoker vlogging is Talentless TBH just film all day

pewdiepie

onision

Idubbz

Inka Kaijømaa true dat

clair m cue the true geordie

Cesca Alice the cover even looks just like the wreck it journal. It's like he didn't even try.

Cesca Alice not Zoe. Her books have obviously had a lot of effort put into them - even if you don't personally like them. But all Alfie had to do was look at wreck this journal and books like it, make a dupe, then overprice it.

What are the books about, I'm not gonna bother reading them 😅

Izzie Hufflepuff Yes, but she didn’t actually write them herself.

Alfies yes but zoellas even though she had help with it is still one of my favourite books

If they break up, he'll DEFINITELY be a pointlessblog

Zoellas window cleaner would make money on youtube just cos they are linked to zoella

Loneone seven this unfortunately is soo true. Wow.

Brad to her Angelina lol 😂

Asha Rose nope. just pointless

Chloe Clifford is it really a book of plain paper 😂 I need to google this

CandiceSandford I mean, it's literally one of those things that is like "write blabla here!" It gives you pointless direction, but is really minimal effort :')

Totally agree, it is a stupid book and it recommends you buy an app to use the book which is a load of rubbish

He also stole the idea from another author anyway 😂

I actually love Alfie's videos and books Alfie is a fantastic KZfaqr and I love the idea of his book it lets a way of his viewers to get involved

Trickysiddny I've gotta say u did crack me up

Trickysiddny bs🙄

Karthika Yoganathan I'm tho thorry I didn't relithe that thith is tho offensthive to you, althe doethent have a lithp at all (😑)

lol you're pathetic

Fucking hilarious hahahahhaahha

Thats like zoellas. I started to watch hers when i was younger but realised a few vlogs in they were the same almost everyday. She would wake up. Tell you what she was ganna do, talk more then it will skip to the evening she would say oh sorry didnt Film today i was too anxious to go out and then would give you 5 minutes of her stupid dog and then finish it off with her and alfie talking to the camera.

Ciaran Eley watch the start of the video again

Ciaran Eley 1:18

To be fair, the viewers who lap this shit up are equally, if not more retarded than those who produce it.

Kate Fryer 🤫

Brocklanders1984 twat

bit different

When has he said that?

+Abby Marsden did you watch the video?

I understand what you are saying, however I disagree with you a bit. There is a difference between the two things you are stating. When Alfie daily vlogs, he shows the things he wants the viewers to see/watch. For example, if he is going ice skating, he might want the viewers to watch that. However when he is not daily vlogging, he obviously would not want to "have a camera to his face", or, in other words, he would not want pictures or videos being taken of him. Lets use the example talked about in this video, where Alfie was at a restaurant. If he wants the viewers of his daily vlog to watch him eating, then he would turn the camera on and vlog it. However, as I mentioned before, this is not the case here and therefore he does not want pictures or videos of him being taken of him eating. Now lets look at your channel. You have made a vlog, actually a quite recent one about surpassing 100 thousand subscribers. Now you did this vlog in a room, didn't leave it, or go out in public. How would you feel if someone saw you eating, and starting recording or taking photos of you. Be honest. Most of us would not like it. It is invading our privacy. However I'm sure you, and Alfie, would be perfectly happy to take a picture or video with said "fan" if asked and agreed on the matter. I hope you understand my points. Thanks for reading.

Completely agree Louie E. I think Alfie's content is absolute trash but there's a difference between it being acceptable when you're being private and doing daily vlogs.

QuelloFreddo Exactly

I don't think so many people are that dumb. I like Alfie, but I'm not gonna agree with him all the time because of that. For example, if he said Louis Tomlinson is not the god, I would unsubscribe and probably plan his death (lol that example is obviously overdramatic and a joke)

QuelloFreddo so true!

QuelloFreddo that's not true

trueeee

Pixie Dust his voice is so annoying

Pixie Dust I agree it's really annoying

It sounds spongey

spongey ahahahah xD

Carys Lara i hate alfie but talking about his voice or physical appearance is so insensitive Your personality sucks

holly you forgot to add the” love you guys “at the end of that rant

Sometimes I forget you exist because you never upload

JaackMaate love u

is there any small youtubers that want to support each other's channels, I'm trying to get to 2.7K?❤️👼🏼

most youtubers chat phenomenal bum chocolate

yhyh

Did you forget about the time when he stole a fan's idea for the merch?

The Official Fa Mulan what happened??

His "pointless books" are a huge rip off of "Wreck This Journal" which is an amazing little book and made loads of money off it. Ugh he's so annoying.

Lilyose LRC off topic but I love your profile picture. Cole sprouse is my dream boy 😂💗💗

Vakarė Sipavičiūtė A fan created a design for a hat, and said Alfie should use it for merch. (sarcastically, I believe.) Then, Alfie made a tweet, asking what font the fan had use, with cropping most of the hat out, and then made the merch using the same font, on a hat.

So True

Alfie says he a "daily vlogger" yet he takes loads of days of to spend with family or have alot of business meetings! I used to like him & his videos, but over the past month ive just really disliked him. His videos are so boring and he probably only uplaods almost everyday for the money, as he doesn't do any videos on his "main channel" anymore!

Jessie When I first subscribed to Alfie channel I was there for his Main channel videoes now he hardly uploads any and if he does it's just remakes or part two to pervious videos. He has lost his talent. He is not even good at vlogging he missee loads of days and does diys in nearly every vlog now like can't he come up with anything diffetent.

+Moonlight Matthew Yeah he used to have good content on both his vlog & "main channel". Hes always like yeah ive got videos coming out, yet he never posts any! He only every does stuff in the evening, like the challenges, D.I.Y's etc. They are just so boring and he probably only doing it for the views & money, so he can keep buying the latest trainers and fancy cars & cameras!

I say oh my gosh and oh my jesus haha Im mortified i do, my boyfriend takes the piss but it actually happens ahah

Name eman I totally agree with you. Alfie doesn't have any actual talent and can't understand how he has millions of subscribers. All he does in the vlogs is show off how much money he earns and what he spends it on. Hardly call that talent.

I can explain I think: people watch his vlogs to see: a) his dog b) zoella c) their perfect house d) their perfect family-friendly life. Noone cares about his personality. Imagine him not living with Zoella, without a dog and still in his family house? I mean, of course he had had people watching him before 'Zoella period' but definitely not as many! He was a novelty back then and nowadays if he still was in the same situation his channel would probably die. His relationship was the best business decision he could ever make.

Well said mate, it’s true.

Name so true., I'm glad Jack done this video. Zoe and Alfie cost me a lot of money sometime ago. I saw through them straight away but had to tolerate it cos my daughter liked them. She's seen through them now by herself now,she's 14😃. That was expensive and annoying hehe.

Name also my daughter would look at all the lovely things Zoe would have and make my daughter feel like she didn't have enough and it was really stressful.

Breezie same!

he's always fucking tired all him and Zoe do all day is sleep lmao

Me too , But I also got tired of him buying stupid stuff it made very mad it was just to pointless for me to handle

Marmarino20 Ikr! He event spent thousands on gym equipment! and I find it really stupid as to how he didnt even know that the company went into liquidation!

Omg same

Haha spot on!

HOLY SHIT LMAOOO BYE

Zoe McConville this is amazing

Zoe McConville Truest words ever spoken 😂

Zoe McConville spot on.

Yara Alawi I know right all he does is edit one video a day you don't need a whole separate building for that

Shush

Nice one Hugh! Loving 90More by the way.

hughwizzy Love your rants Hugh!

hughwizzy yes wizzy

literally subbing just cos Hugh posted

i mean, the video's good too, alfie is cringe personified

+Scottish Stan :)

Idk why but found this v funny. 😂

vanessa umanan is it because you where poisoned

same, i met him literally this summer at a book signing (not even worth it btw) bc my friend wanted to even though i hadn't watched him for ages and found him a bit annoying whoops also nice profile picture 👉😎👉

that swift fangirl ... Swiftie..?

I used to always watch him but his videos were mainly above 30 minuets long and he just bores me. I agree completely about his happiness, it is fine for him to be happy (of course) but it’s way over the top and looks really fake.

On it Adam!

Wheres that book jack

its true i was the school

I guess things never change for people like Alfie.

Haha I don’t think I’ve had any “famous people” at my school but have tons of artists which is cool

karolineanne our dear leader

It's true I was one of the chair

CastleFlameGal I agree with you, I'm a male who isn't a Zoella main channel fan because makeup and other things like that don't interest me. But I think she comes across as genuine in her vlogs. Alfie comes out with so much shit, "always take the stairs" "do what you want to do" like all that bullshit.

CastleFlameGal- Yea Oli is on another level with the forced reactions haha

CastleFlameGal the thing is Alfie personality is more child like it's not to attract young people when u said u used to watch him I don't think u watched that much videos of him bc he said on his vlog that the reason y he is cheery in his vlogs is because whoever is watching it would change their mood to be happy.hes still the same guy on nd off camera.he jus doesent want to always say negative things or be moody nd if u don't like it don't watch his content nd judge what he is without really knowing the right info

Karthika Yoganathan- But how do you know what he's like?

CastleFlameGal No, Oli is way different. Oli is super nice to his subscribers and he is really nice. his books were really really good and there's a big difference between Alfie and Oli. Oli puts effort into stuff and Aldo's doesn't.

+JackHoward :)

JackHoward nice to see someone like JH stand by and support the honesty of this video and the toilet incontentenence of youtubers such as PB. Keep the shit to yourself Alfie, why spoof feed it to your fans just to line your pockets.

WHY SO MEAN? its what Alfie wants to do say it on his video not someone elses

what has Alfie done to u NOTHING

I'd love to see your opinion on the exploitative saccone jolys and how he manipulates his cult members aka friendliest friends.

You hit the nail on the head. Zoella is a brand now and young, impressionable folk get obsessed with things, Zoella is one of those things.

Ill admit I loved the zoella girl online books. But I believe the author should have actually got credit rather than just the person who thought, I’d like that book.

The phrase 'home truths' spring to mind!

HarrisonFletcher check out Harrisons channel folks he's a top lad!

HarrisonFletcher ik, my female friend for Christmas her main present was Zoella makeup. That was about 40 pound for a couple lipsticks saying 'zoella' on.

no.

shut the fuck up scammer.

HarrisonFletcher no

Beth Brown - before she released her books, it was pretty obvious that she was a bookworm/someone who read a lot. Her book deal made sense in the end.

Agreed!! What do you guys think about Zoe's book deal though? She too used to read and write a lot as a kid, but Girl Online is honestly such a boring book imo. And in Alfie's gf vs sister video, she couldn't even spell the word 'loser' correctly, so I can't even bring myself to call her an author.

D BS Did you not hear about the scandal of her not actually writing it? She didn't actually write it lmao

I'm glad you said it yourself, ZOE ISN'T DYSLEXIC. I was talking about Zoe in particular, not dyslexic authors.

I had to read girl online from start to finish before I could officially conclude that it is in fact, boring. If i did not read it, you would be here saying i shouldn't judge a book before actually reading it. So i read it, and i now have the right to judge it.

TheRandomExplorer yes...look at Yes Theory

or at least a comparison between a bigger youtuber and a small 1 to see whose doing better videos worth watching, that way you can still pull in the views by using the bigger youtuber.

I agree

Georgia can’t relate

What about the ‘stars’ , ‘dogs’ and a ‘problem child’. If uno uno

Love a bit of Boston Matrix m8

CandiceSandford oh my god I love will

crazy medows me too! he's fantastic! Soo funny,similar style to jack and I think they would work great together,both very honest and have never made me cringe like 90% of all other youtubers 🙋🤠

CandiceSandford OH MY GOSH YES

If Will didn't roast Jack in his Coachella video

Jack probably found it funny actually, one day hopefully

Well, for a start, he mentions Charlie McDonnell. Jaack seems to appreciate his content and book.

showmoke yeah true, it's always good to put a positive somewhere

Yesss

+The Tony Martin Experience Mental.

Bleach because his channel is literally spewing hate? 😂

Dobby A free elf I've only stumbled across Jack's channel recently but I have to say I disagree. Not really 'spreading hate'. He complains a lot about what these KZfaqrs do but he doesn't seem to attack them personally, which I'd say is criticism and that's fine since everything these people do is in the public eye. A lot of them would benefit from listening.

Bleach ikr I think he deserves 5 million+ at least

Dobby A free elf how is truth hate? Fucking idiot

BakerBrotherTV apparently it was oli white

That's just people's guesses though

me too... i don't think that Oli is like that, but you never know...

It was Oli, he has a rolex around the price range. And the timeline is almost too perfect.

which video was this?

charlotte whiteing Fuck off that is your opinion. I enjoy his content and that's that

You're entitled to your own opinion, but think wisely. Words can hurt people. And anyways, you're literallt saying that you haven't seen any other youtubers who take ideas and don't credit them? Yeah, I thought so. And people enjoy reading his books actually. And you try getting atleast a MIL subs then talk. Becuase people subbed because they enjoy his content.

Artsy Hassan took the words right out of my moth so true I'm with u with this,so many people who talk shit abt him without really watching his content properly

Xzamilloh thank you that was what I was getting at

Karthika Yoganathan I have watched his content properly, I used to watch him loads before I found far more interesting content and people to watch

Angus Jones. no the suggs are selling jumpers and tips n phone cases etc. only teen. girls are stupid enough to buy it

Angus Jones atleast Joe admits youtube is easy money n he travels. Zoe just sits on his pizza all day every day n works "really really hard" products aimed at 15 yrs younger than herself

Marcus is cool

Well, how would you know she "sits on his pizza all day every day" when Alfie only vlogs a fragment of his day (maximum 20mins) and Zoe vlogs days when she is having fun. Also, Alfie wouldn't be vlogging Zoe doing her work and all. So we wouldn't know at all what happens other than what we see on the internet. Also, if you do watch Zoe's videos, she does repeatedly say that youtube is the best job in the world and etc. She didn't explicitly state that it's easy money but her intentions are similar.

calestier it's everyday though?

I admit Alfie's book is crap but Zoe's isn't. Her story is really interesting

+DAB Bie I only say that because of the ghost writer. I just don't like the fact that she made so much money off of something she didn't even write.

Meghan Ayers She herself mentioned that she had people helping her with the writing and the editing too especially for the later two books, she didn't take credit entirely to herself

+DAB Bie I realise that but I just feel that it should have been something she wrote herself.

eliza woods she should've just admitted that she had a ghost writer in the first place. Then it wouldn't have been a problem. I understand that writing a book is difficult and she needed help but if the ghost writer wrote practically the whole book then they should have got more credit because as you said it's a bloody difficult thing to do. I don't mind that she used a ghost writer, I just feel that she should have shown a bit of gratitude to the ghost writer and given them some credit.

Jessica Osborne Same here

Same here

Beck I thought it was copy of wreck my journal

+TheLondonReject legend pal.

some ones fuck'n jealous

"I am subscribed to alfie... cringe central... pointless..." I'm not even a fan but this is definitely the most childish thing I've ever read. Why do you even subscribe to someone you don't like? You're just giving him what he wants hahaha. This is obnoxious

You haven't read a lot have you, if this is "the most childish thing" you have ever read? Bit of an overstatement there. Not sure how this is childish or obnoxious, in any sense. A lot of people subscribe a person for many different reasons. I never said I didn't like him, I said I was nosey. Previously I thought he was alright and since realising how cringe he really is, I don't really watch anymore, I just haven't un-subbed. Hardly giving him what he wants with me being one extra sub. Haha.

Sophie Jade charlotte whiteing then dont watch him? You wont like everyone and everything and thats fine, other ppl do like him, not everyone likes what others like....not sure why ppl feel the need to announce it like who tf cares about ur likes and dislikes lol

I agree with you, now I get about five minutes through his videos and I'm like, I can't do this. I'm very-much older than twelve years old, why am I watching this?? xD His videos are now about 500 bath bombs, and making DIY chocolate moulds that he throws out. It's so cringey. Sometimes I'd be embarrassed to be Zoe, I really would. I really do think Alfie is a great person though, so it's a shame.

his books are a rip off of the Wreck This Journal series, too

WhatTheHell hate how an actual writer like you will struggle to make it to the best selling while youtubers will spend a week on a book and get the top list right away. Best of luck to the real authors💛

This was so nice and unexpected! Thank you for these nice words. Made my morning

Me. Its genuinley my dream to write books and publish so much so that I'm doing a course in UNI to improve my writing. And I don't want to write for the money but for the joy of other people reading and enjoying my writing. And then there's KZfaqrs who release books which become bestsellers and earn them huge amounts of money in exchange for some bullshit on a page

I think she fancies him more than he fancies her. To be quite honest, I think he's a bit bisexual - just my opinion based on observation.

showmoke that's hilarious.. must be

its alright, shes currntly selling £50 calendars that are worth about a fiver

showmoke Yeah, zoey even said it in one of her vlogs

jayna lina lol I know right

BMediaHQ just like you

NY Shish oooh GOOD ONE🤗

BMediaHQ YES so true. And, Even if he doesn't like Alfie, lots of people do so he kinda needs to back off a little. He says he's not jealous but idk...

Zoe Velez Pretty sure BMedia is talking about Alfie

Hannah lol I thought they were talking about this guy cause everything they said described him in my opinion 😅

sheedah from the 1975 ❤️

I hope grills my cheese isn't some sexual euphemism...

I love how everyone think their fans are only teens. Yes, teens do make probably about 50%, but there are lot of other people that aren't teens and it's offending to them.

If your age demographics are this: 0-9= 15% 10-19=50% 20-29=15% 30 or older=20% You cater to teens. That is your base audience. Period.

Dee StyPayHorSon 50%? You're kidding

Benio Sama The internet has forever changed many of us, I can no longer hear the word 'milk' or 'bathtub' without cringing.

+alana little Hannah is great!

+alana little Hannah is great!

+owen1417 cheers Owen!