ok so im sorry that most of these are bad but they're all i could think of and guess what that's what you get you little worms. anyways i am obsessed with stardew valley leah is my girlfriend currently it is my first playthrough im on my second year only so i don't think i can marry her yet because i got to make a stable life for her my farm is kind of trash right now i have like four chickens and three ducks and there's rocks and sticks everywhere. i have no money i am poor and i need to provide for leah she deserves a comfortable life. i love her so much we're gonna create art im going to braid her hair and im going to kiss her forehead and tuck her in underneath a big blanket but only once we're married because right now all i have is the shittiest house you've ever seen glued together with my grandfathers potential children. and if i were not a homosexual i would pick shane because you know your girl loves those traumatized characters and i want to fix him and that scene on the cliff made me feel sad because like same and i just want to give him hair pets and tell him it's going to be OK and then i could raise a chicken with him. i think on my next playthrough im gonna choose penny because she just seems really sad and i want to see what's going on and i can give her a big hug i think she needs a big hug and she also needs to punch the face of her mother because why are you treating such a sweet girl like that you old alcoholic sapsucker. also i don't get the hype for sebastian because just because a guy is emo doesn't instantly make him hot like this dude is so fake deep he's like my heart and soul are black i just wanna be alone and watch the ocean. man shut up. and alex everybody loves alex for some reason but he is literally so mean to you and he's misogynistic he thinks that because you're a girl you can't play sports and he only invites you to the beach because he wants to see you in your bikini and he is just so narcissistic. i don't care if your mama left you that doesn't mean you can be a big jerk you big jerk. i almost dated abigail and emily i think emily is weird like me and that's very cool i love her for it but leah stole my heart too quickly with her art and her beauty. and i like that Abigail is the cool rocker and she's the daughter of a wizard she likes graveyards and rainy days and frogs and exploring the caves and playing her little flute in the forest. she could've been for me and maybe she will be the one for me probably in my third playthrough if i ever get to that. but right now i gotta make a good life for leah that is all I have to say follow my instagram tikmig goodbye