I love that they got the actual Hazel Irvine to do the intro as if this is a genuine bit of snooker history 😂
@dportass2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean "as if"? Ted Wilkes and Peter DeCourcey are legends and they even know the secret special snooker words to Lady in Red
@stolensilver58112 жыл бұрын
@@dportass 'Cush to cush'
@dportass2 жыл бұрын
@@stolensilver5811 shhhhhh..... they are secret!!!
@rjsmithy932 жыл бұрын
Went to like this comment but didnt want to change it from 147 😄
@CricketEngland2 жыл бұрын
Two of the best characters they ever did
@NGRevenant Жыл бұрын
oh and that's a bad miss
@jmw13912 жыл бұрын
"like many a gay" made me howl with laughter.
@henrymaguire28768 жыл бұрын
"Well it's in me blood, plain and simple. But it can be treated by tablets now." LOOOOL
@cornishphilosopher7 жыл бұрын
Henry Maguire So, back to the snooker.
@masterchief-vd1xs2 жыл бұрын
Which dialect is this?
@aydan01612 жыл бұрын
@@masterchief-vd1xs perhaps a poor attempt at a Yorkshire accent/dialect.
@masterchief-vd1xs2 жыл бұрын
@@aydan0161 thanks for the quick response. Thanks a lot
@aydan01612 жыл бұрын
@@masterchief-vd1xs no prob man…if not Yorkshire then my 2nd guess would be a ‘west-country’ accent/dialect.
@arkatoz7 жыл бұрын
Definitely A true representation of world snooker in the 70s and 80s :)
@CaptainLumpyDog4 жыл бұрын
arkatos And by 'world snooker in the 70s and 80s,' you mean 'snooker in Yorkshire in the 70s and 80s' 😉
@CaptainLumpyDog2 жыл бұрын
@freneticness _ (That was pretty much my joke)
@ZachValkyrie10 жыл бұрын
Oh, and that's a bad miss.
@gdwnet2 жыл бұрын
This is why snooker is the best sport ever. Who needs all that running around when you can have a civilised game of snooker while downing a few pints?
@L.i.am952 жыл бұрын
Same thing for darts! Except with a little added danger
@gdwnet2 жыл бұрын
@@L.i.am95 Darts fits in to this category of "good sports" as well. It's a dress down/casual friday version of snooker!
@CricketEngland2 жыл бұрын
Well ‘big’ Bill Werbeniuk enjoyed a good drink
@John_McDonnell Жыл бұрын
Exactly. People these days don't understand the true purpose and points scoring system behind the ancient and sacred tradition of pub games. The point is to try to play at your highest level of skill, natural talent, and capability, while getting exponentially more and more pissed beyond human recognition.
@xdeanx1988 Жыл бұрын
Only a few?
@mattgilbertson59672 жыл бұрын
I love this sketch, seen it loads of times, but I've only just noticed 'Embolism' World Snooker.
@kevinmcgrath831020 күн бұрын
2 yrs later and im just noticing it after reading your comment ,I was thinking WTH is he talking about ‘embolism’ . Never noticed it before 😂
@banterdog12 жыл бұрын
"It's in me blood....but it can be treated with tablets. Back to the snooker"
@thesupercoach Жыл бұрын
I'd upvote you, but you're on 69, so I'll leave it for now and let some other bastard ruin it.
@killianbarrans81884 жыл бұрын
The scene of the 1975 final is so accurate 😂 the shirts the bow ties the embassy sponsorship
@listerofsmeg8843 жыл бұрын
Not noticed the 'Embolism' gag before 😂
@darthkek19536 күн бұрын
The glass ashtray so heavy you could liberate Gaza with it.
@ornageio12 жыл бұрын
the first shot of robert webb gave me a vision of dean learner and garth from darkplace moulded together
@gettingkilt2 жыл бұрын
Webb made me think of Alex Higgins.
@Nullllus10 жыл бұрын
2:31 Oh, and that's a bad miss.
@MilesMetal2 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't unusual in those days for a player to need a little CPR."
@phillipnoetzel763721 күн бұрын
I remember this final vividly. Was a wee tike when it started and a grown man when it finished.
@darthkek19536 күн бұрын
So when the gay one asked you to be his ball boy...
@ronlittlejohn80462 жыл бұрын
As an American I am now incredibly fascinated by snooker
@patagualianmostly74372 жыл бұрын
Great. Now you can dump that table game of marbles you call "pool" ...with its bucket-sized "pockets" played on a picnic table.
@andyoxus7 ай бұрын
Sorry for the insulting pool comment. Snooker really is a fascinating game, and somehow very watchable. I'm sure youtube is full of classic matches, but it pays to follow the ebb and flow of a whole competition. (Mitchell and Webb parody the 70s/80s phase of snooker fantastically, but it's not like that these days.)
@anandmorris23 күн бұрын
Have you ever played it? On a full size table?
@SANDSCORCHER2 жыл бұрын
“Like many a gay” 😂 “A little bit of CPR” 🤣
@Zero_Ninety12 жыл бұрын
Ah the '75 final. What a classic...
@Peter-ex9ve2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this one, I am still chuckling now 😄. They were true snooker artists in those days, 🍺 🥃 🍺 🎨
@an8854053 жыл бұрын
Another brilliant little detail, the misspelled name in the on screen scores
@sthnrvr14 жыл бұрын
When the first ball goes down... absolutely genius comedy. :D
@K-E-N-07 Жыл бұрын
Me and my friend still say 'well it's been my whole life, I've been obsessed with it my whole life" all the time.
@darthmortus5702 Жыл бұрын
I'd say use the one with the tablets it's better. But that might hurt your love life ;)
@windsorSJ2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice the Embolism sign on the wall? The competition used to be sponsored by the tobacco company that sold Embassy cigarettes.
@jonreid79572 жыл бұрын
Thanks Sherlock.
@windsorSJ2 жыл бұрын
@@jonreid7957 Useless facts come in useful sometimes.
@HudsonAO8TQ12 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats pretty cool.
@jesussaves578610 жыл бұрын
did anyone else notice the ad for Embolism cigarettes?
@aerialkate10 жыл бұрын
The World Snooker Finals (I'm explaining for those unfamiliar) used to be sponsored by Embassy cigarettes. I'm old enough to remember Ray Reardon and his pink frilly shirts and fags and Alex Higgins with his pints (though they all drank). In fact I think they all smoked back then too. Same with darts. When Keith Deller came on the scene, his gimmick was that he drank milk and not lager. It was a sensation. I don't half miss those pink frilly shirts though.
@OdinzEinherjar7 жыл бұрын
aerialkate I remember even thinking as a child,"FUCK me that Alex Higgins drinks loads and smokes like a power station" hah,poorbloke got stabbed to death I think by some wanker while out on the piss,same thing happened to my cousin,murdered by stabbing while out on the piss and getting involved in a fight,sad as fuck,he wasn't a snooker player though!
@martincattell68207 жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment on it
@rtozier20117 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss. Alex Higgins died at home in bed from malnutrition and respiratory illness. He was not stabbed.
@OdinzEinherjar7 жыл бұрын
rtozier2011 I did say I thought,He was stabbed at some point I'm sure,wasn't he?
@mully13310 жыл бұрын
It's in me blood
@audamful9 жыл бұрын
These guys should do a slot at the final session of world champs every year.
@DeadlyKiss0008 күн бұрын
Shakespeare's best play was TO PLAY SNOOKER OR NOT TO PLAY SNOOKER, THAT IS THE SNOOKER QUESTION! It starts off in an amphitheatre with lots of amps. Shakey comes on shaking his long thing and generally having a good time! Then the other guy comes on and plays with his balls! And it has a great climax too, everyone is left breathless by the standard of play! Great play too!
@mummyd1990 Жыл бұрын
This is absolutely hilarious thank you.
@davidrenton Жыл бұрын
it's great to see 2 top athlete's at the top of physical perfection, they make Dart's players look out of shape
@samseal86112 жыл бұрын
Mitchell looks just like Arthur Scargill in that wig and sideburns get-up.
@vincentsmit19357 ай бұрын
The Punters Strike
@ethericboy2 жыл бұрын
"Embolism World snooker" lol
@gorvindougwinkristoffiplob51377 жыл бұрын
Was it Shakespeare that first said, "What is Snooker?" was it not?
@robbabcock_2 жыл бұрын
Great stuff!
@furdiebant9 жыл бұрын
That and snooker. And yes it was Shakespeare in Richard II, Act II, Scene III
@MLandPRO774 ай бұрын
These are my guys!
@peters6188 Жыл бұрын
Love the set detail, check sign replacing 'Embassy' for 'Embolism'! 😆
@madgoody11 жыл бұрын
One there best sketches, a true classic.
@Snookbone2 жыл бұрын
their
@Bronzescorpion2 жыл бұрын
@@Snookbone Lol, you corrected an eight year old comment and you didn't even do it completely. It should be "of their".
@mutt96349 жыл бұрын
Quality!
@milosit2 жыл бұрын
They look like lounge versions of Tim Brooke-Taylor and Graeme Garden.
@Ignas00006 жыл бұрын
1975 Snooker World Championship was sponsored by "Embolism"
@NickMullet2 жыл бұрын
I’m a smoker but the thought of the constant indoor smoking while trying to film this makes me wanna be sick, fair play to em.
@andracatheduckking2572 жыл бұрын
Prop cigarettes, I'm sure
@CricketEngland10 ай бұрын
Just like the beer is only cold tea
@manulito211 жыл бұрын
i'm with you mate. i just quit, when i first saw these sketches... it was really hard for me, not to grab a pack after that.
@JabeF114 жыл бұрын
real snooker champs
@MrBuch16916912 жыл бұрын
That, and snooker.
@MegaBeagleboy14 жыл бұрын
genius
@OasisDublin13 жыл бұрын
Echoes of Not the Nine O'Clock News...
@malcolmalexander56152 жыл бұрын
Comedy genius
@DuderinoDeux6 жыл бұрын
Drink Cigarettes and Snooker! Nevermind the Rollerblades!
@CricketEngland2 жыл бұрын
"Oh and that was a bad miss"
@justarandomtechpriest15782 жыл бұрын
Damm nice sign in the backround
@privatevendetta2 жыл бұрын
They didn't call a miss, which is hilarious.
@pikekeke Жыл бұрын
The ref determined that for these players that was the best attempt.
@marclaw4511 Жыл бұрын
That final was a nail biter.
@soflogator2 жыл бұрын
"wasn't uncommon in those days for a player to need a little bit of CPR" roflmao
@LeaderOfTheRedNinjas12 жыл бұрын
Aaaaand now back to QI clips...
@seyerus24 күн бұрын
Steady Eddie Charlton really was this slow. Imagine having a nickname that refers to your slow play amongst a whole host of slow players!
@CittizinKane Жыл бұрын
In between them then 😂😅😂😅😂 fucking dying
@hackdaniels72532 жыл бұрын
The laugh track absolutely fucks this.
@Bodragon6 жыл бұрын
"Aim for the finger." "The finger. Aim for the finger." "Which one?" "This one," (tapping his index finger on the side cushion). "There's two"... ..."aim between them, then..."
@robertbusby110 жыл бұрын
is it is it my goo
@purehyperbole57272 жыл бұрын
Mark the shark is in!
@bencordell19659 ай бұрын
I want a pint now
@roninnder2 жыл бұрын
Aim for the finger. Which one, there’s two? In between them then. 😂
@DuderinoDeux6 жыл бұрын
It was the 70s, Buckaroo!
@b8nnytez Жыл бұрын
a-ha
@cakulha54679 жыл бұрын
No dislikes! Tis a rare sight to behold
@benm13089 жыл бұрын
2 now :(
@KimRinzley9 жыл бұрын
Ben M Ooh, and that's a bad miss.
@professorspf2 жыл бұрын
@@KimRinzley Back to no dislikes -- but it's not a rare sight anymore...
@rj55292 жыл бұрын
@@professorspf 😞
@RamkrishanYT2 жыл бұрын
7 years later and we're back to perfection
@ecowomble178120 күн бұрын
David Mitchell looks like Arthur Scargill
@shanethrelfall4162 жыл бұрын
To Snook or not to Snook That is the question
@cameronjames34992 жыл бұрын
Damn all this subliminal advertising; I have a sudden urge to buy a pack of Embolism Cigarettes.
@jim19118512 жыл бұрын
im a professional football
@gfdggdfgdgf2 жыл бұрын
And this should be comment 147, MAXIMUM!
@JMB1994111 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that this is about how bad i am at playing snooker/pool
@AdamTheMan19938 ай бұрын
Still a faster game of snooker than when Peter Ebdon was playing
@A-small-amount-of-peas27 күн бұрын
Not a patch on Terry Griffiths
@samanthablackman49603 жыл бұрын
Ive only just noticed after a probably 7 years that the cigarette brand is a joke, I feel like an idiot
@snusmumrik80182 жыл бұрын
3:42 look a like Chris Farley
@ashliski13 жыл бұрын
1:36 - 2:05 pmsl
@hesky108 ай бұрын
Top 14 actually, as there were only 14 professional players at that time.
@mikebarkersvideoshop79322 жыл бұрын
I can never forget understand why their northern.
@mollyfilms2 жыл бұрын
The Embolism world final 1975
@willard1321312 жыл бұрын
is it my go?
@supremeownage89952 жыл бұрын
Is that Alan Davies at 3:42??
@rabbittraps12 жыл бұрын
oh yes?...you don't think they might be laughing from the previous sketch?...hmmm?...maybe?...you think? (sheesh)
@Xegethra12 жыл бұрын
they make fun of everybody really though
@TheIndigobeef12 жыл бұрын
i'm a professional rugby
@carlorchard13902 жыл бұрын
omg y tube where has been hiding
@pjay30282 жыл бұрын
Did they do one on the darts?
@Texicus_Reddicus10 ай бұрын
"embolism - world snooker"
@justinmaxwell41402 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or does the guy giving CPR/using defibrillator look like James May?
@thiweygulber31385 жыл бұрын
Is it my go?
@rabbittraps12 жыл бұрын
i'm a professional cricket
@Simon_PieMan26 күн бұрын
Where’s the cue ball going???
@HibbleJames2 жыл бұрын
any else think medic looked like alan davies?
@shaneschluter96489 ай бұрын
Ohh that was a bad miss
@stephen300o626 күн бұрын
It's a wonder how anyone can commentate about snooker, let alone two people commentating about snooker.
@billypribbo96685 ай бұрын
My favourite part is when it cuts to the table for the first time and the reds are everywhere, the only way you'd end up with it like that is if whoever broke just smashed it as hard as they could, which is about the worst thing you can do in snooker.
@AdamTheMan19934 ай бұрын
Also makes me wonder what they were both doing from the Friday the 1st break happened until Saturday lunchtime when the 1st ball dropped
@GUV8512 жыл бұрын
Did Jimmy Carr write the last line?
@freethis2222 жыл бұрын
Oh, and that's a terrible miss...
@FutureAbe12 жыл бұрын
the audience started laughing literally before the sketch even began..
@monkeyface613923 күн бұрын
Still waiting on the funny bit ...
@alan-sk7ky Жыл бұрын
Embolism world snooker...
@steve-handsomelady15 күн бұрын
Good old days when men was men and cigarettes weren’t bad now everyone has gone woke
@robfielding1002 жыл бұрын
This is why I was thrown out of Chorlton Snooker Club!🙄