😅

I’ve never forgotten! Because of this scene 🎬

I don't think we have authority to speak for God. Maybe he's tired or playing golf. got no time to bless everyone for every little sneeze. I'm an atheist though, so I don't care and just "good health".

@@Itosalix Not golf apparently God prefers skeeball

@@Itosalix did you know that “bless you” started from the belief that sneezing was your soul trying to escape your body and someone saying bless you caused it to go back in. No idea why we keep saying it based on the origin. Seems really strange to me. I say gesundheit sometimes but that’s about it.

@@ajsky1066 "Hi! I'm a douchebag. Everyone pay attention to me."

Ikr?! Lmao but first I would suggest she take a vacation 😂

Prolly cause she's a good person with good person reactions lol

think its more then that I'd say she now the CEO

@@ajsky1066 -You are so right.

Never thought about that before but you’re right. Good point!

You might be a bit confused about how they know everything but yeah

No kidding, just watched John Oliver's Boening report, two planes crashed, hundreds of lives lost, and the company is barely a should shrug; at what level do you sell your own sense of humanity in the pursuit of wealth?

​@@yatsu2meWas it the pursuit of wealth that caused the Boeing issue? Or was it the pursuit of something else? Edit: Not sure how this comment ended up here. Deleting shortly...

I've never seen this film, actually,and I can confirm what you are saying. Definitely need to watch it now, looks awesome

Except Miramax dropped this film due to its religious tones, leading Kevin Smith to take it to Lionsgate, which was an unknown indie studio at the time. Miramax still owns its copyright.

The real irony is the implied sexual crime here given Miramax's association with one H. Weinstein

Didn’t catch that before😂👍

As the late great David Bowie said in Life On Mars 'Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow' 🙂

You could say it's iconic satire.

Benjamin Cox Gotta love the irony in that.

They toss hints in almost every movie made. It's sickening

@@fZ2jKy6 I mean it's horrible but it is still funny, dark humor is a thing.

@@fZ2jKy6 😂😂

@@fZ2jKy6 Had to look this up because that's a serious allegation to make regarding Ms. Hayek. From all the stories I read, Salma states that he made repeated sexual advances and overtures to her during the making of Frida, which she refused each time. Nothing I found regarding their interactions during the filming of Dogma. So there was no sexual contact between the two, at any time, ever. Now I'm certainly not defending that complete creep, but please make sure you're stating facts when making an accusation. Perhaps you're thinking of another accuser?

What's ironic about that?

@@assholio he means unironically, but that'd also be a stupid use of the non-word

Half of Hollywood more like which is ironic as it's a Hollywood film

Ass Hole Harvey Weinstein produced the film, that’s why

Instead he was visited by a Clinton paid assassin.

Fear isn't what makes a human being decent. I am a decent human being. I do not fear any deity or god. I would never worship a god that WANTED to be worshipped. How petty and egotistical. No thanks. Point is - it doesn't take a god to make a human being decent.

@@choosetolivefree you fear committing evil. Thats enough.

@@ryanparker4996 It isn't about fear. It's about empathy. I don't want any others to suffer. That's why I don't commit evil. Not because of a deity or fear of going to hell. Because I have empathy. That's why.

@@choosetolivefree whatever you say kiddo

@@ryanparker4996 You're damn right whatever I say, chumpo

👉"Your getting off light" 😆😆

@@CC-hw4ccLoki!

It’s a great scene. I think the parking lot scene is also brilliant. It’s makes you feel sorry for Bartleby.

Oh how down he has fallen...

@@SpecialProjectY Indeed, considering these are the kind of people he works for.

Are you sure its not this one kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Y6ijldpi1qm0d3k.html ? 🤣🤣

I say the deleted bar scene is his best

Loki passing him whispering, "I can't believe you forgot the magazine!" 😂😂😂😂

And the resterant

Yeah, instead of getting upset he could have played into it. Would have been better.

FAKES, ALL OF YOU, FAKES!!!

OH YOU, IN THE BED YOU AND YOUR WIFE SHARE NO LESS!!!

AND HERE'S ONE TO GROW ON!!! *gunshot*

I do believe in this what does that mean

@@cfinley81 gum?

2:40 WOULD YOU JUST KNOCK IT OFF?!?! FUCK!!😂😂😂

They are watchers after all.

"what does that even mean" lol

"How about these donuts?"

and i bet she says bless you to everyone who sneezes now

Indeed, she is an Innocent

They say after this she got put in charge of star wars films.

Jose Cortinas what?

About that: in all semi-seriousness, it was inappropriate for Loki to pull a gun on her, but she was *working for* a company that did all these things. She probably didn't know every dirty detail, but when you work for people that sleazy for several years, you begin to pick up on some of it. Still she stayed. But then again: she may have had very little choice in the matter. So it's #complicated.

In the movie business, we call that "continuity."

Sodom was named after Sodomy. Gommorah was named after a much weirder move

I thought it the other way around those cities were named

@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883sodomy was named after the city of Sodom

That was actually the reason they did it, they planned to resume the jobs they quit and then go through the arches to be forgiven for quitting and the murders they committed and be readmitted into heaven, then Jay had to get horny and tried to get laid completely fucking up their plan (yes Jay's ridiculous scenario to have sex with that chick actually saved existence)

Their bickering is great...probably because it's genuine. Lots of practice.

Deepest lore

Maybe Matt’s the real Loki 🤔🤣

Y'know, I saw that cameo and knew it had some kind of relevance... I just never thought they'd do a dogma reference. God that movie was great.

@@BigMac8000 Well it makes sense since I feel like this company they are at is supposed to represent Disney.

@@240devil1 So that's two Marvel films with a Kevin Smith related reference.

Bartelby goes full crazy at the end but if you spend millennia exiled from home surrounded by endless hostility AND you have to endure Wisconsin? You will also go mad.

The specific term in this situation is 'anti-hero' but in this movie they were villains. They tried to end the world.

So you got dumber as an adult

Even as a much younger person, when he made the comment about having sex with AN. ELEVEN.YEAR. OLD. BOY! I got sick to my stomach the first time... That statement alone completely made my beliefs in that the CEO and others of any company wanted to do good as well as what was best for the company died a painful death... Not to mention making me completely giddy while listening to their "justice"...

The villain is God. She created everything and knew everything that would happen. And then punished her creations for doing what she created them to do. Horrific figure.

Oh shit! You're right! Hahahahahaha!!!

Rewatching that scene makes it hilarious. At first I thought he paused in order to remember his train of thoughts, but the real reason truly shows how childish Loki is.

Great observation!

@turkeysub3000 Since have the script, can you please tell me what Loki is calling the businessmen while shooting the place up?

Yep, literally just realized that myself.

I remember watching this movie for the first time years ago and being like "Yep that's what would happen." Human behavior is disgusting.

AleqsH Honestly!

SAME

I'm still confused as to why disowning the son is worthy of being killed. Doesn't matter the reason he disowned him, it's not even close to death worthy.

Back when it was offensive to say something against the chruch

This scene shows why the fake morality of christianity doesn't work at all in practice. That guy was supposed to have abandoned his son 'cos he was gay, but christians hate gays and the bible calls gays an abomination, so this christian god would have rewarded the guy for abandoning his son.

“PIGS! PIGS, ALL OF YOU ARE PIGS!!!”

"'I do believe in this'... what does that even mean?"

@@allhandsondik7803he believes in just retribution- delivered in this case via a Desert Eagle.50.

Shanster Goodheart ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY

Shanster Goodheart This, Mallrats and Clerks 2.

Damn straight

@@deadprecedents1 Arguably yes, but you have Clerks and Chasing Amy in the lineup. Everything else is good but not in the same quality.

Um....no Clerks is still the standard. Chasing Amy is better too.

Killed to spare them the awkward silence lol what a bro

but... the sneeze was FAKE a/f (same as god)

what is that smell? oh yeah, the next posterchild for DEPENDS!

I respectfully disagree about the God comment

@@feralbigdog You're free to disagree. You're still wrong though

@@choosetolivefree nope, im right. you dont want to believe, up to you, you will find out when you stand before him, lucky for you, he is merciful, and you have time, he is real, ive have experienced his miracles, and prophecies in the bible have come to pass, im not going to sit here and debate you about it, you can accept or reject it, its not on me to convince you, ive planted the seed and that is all im suppose to do, its up to you to be fertile ground or not, have a nice day. this will be the end of the conversation.

Though if she kept on running it she would be guilty of idolatry... So.

@@endersdragon34 So she sells the company, retires, and uses a large chunk of her newfound wealth for charities and other good causes, all while still living comfortably.

True. But, I'm betting/hopping that she sold all of her interests and shares to open and run a homeless shelter, where, although she was never rich, she was loved by many and died very happy many years later. 🙏🌟⛪️✝️

@@jacobmetz3267 It'd actually be in her best interest to divest of the shares as well. The company's toast, as investors won't have any confidence in a company that was quite literally decapitated by a dude with a gun who only left one person alive. Bonus points: Because of Bartleby she now knows a whole bunch of people who were personally screwed over by the other members of the board (one mother, two sons, an 11 year old boy in SEA, and a whole bunch of people who bought unsafe versions of their products) and can donate whatever she inherits from them to those people. And then join a convent in the middle of nowhere and live in constant fear of Loki returning to cap her.

Businesses are not a hereditary monarchy. The board if there is any would elect new positions and if there isn't a new board to do that would be established. She doesn't get the position by default and being a pure soul I doubt she has the rep or traits to walk into the job.

And so did his blood.

Dude! You're right 😉🤣

Well that's just like ur opinion, man.

Loki's pals did not die face down in the mud so these 'people' can worship a false idol

@@TimedRevolver And the piss stain that was later found as well.

He was the Bomb in Phantoms though

Gone Girl and The Town were both excellent as well!

@@Alex_Off-Beat I refuse to watch Gone Girl for the fact Rosamund Pike is a TERRIBLE actress

@@Dwill187 word bitch phantoms is the bomb 💣

He was a great Batman, pure brute force in BvS

This is much better

Reminds me of the movie Hot Fuzz, all the hundreds of DVD's in the movie night scene where from their personal collection. Unfortunately they found out later someone had stolen some from the movie set. Shame. Shame.

Kinda the point. Even the "you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed" was like a joke, he wasn't going to shoot her but scared her straight.

​@All Aware You missed the 'You're getting off light' line after Loki got interrupted, he really was going to kill her.

Vance Humphrey yes yes I am much much smarter than you and everyone you know

It's 40 days, Tom. It's right there in the book.

Kill people! No, not you

if i had a dick id go get laid. lets do the next best thing/ what's that?/ lets kill people.

Not the exact quote, but close enough

Probably something involving sexual assault. It's usually that.

Figure it out.

Not hard to figure out.

@@miaouew Probably something involving with his father renting him out to the sextraficing and the black market for millions of dollars then giving all of the money towards his wife for a boob job and spoliing his abusive sisters that torture him since he was little what is left of the money went to a new entertainment center for his office.

The implication is pretty clear.

Could say "Alan Rickman was in it!"

....................."But. They didn't say God bless you when you sold them!!!

And that helped him land Jason Bourne for The Bourne Trilogy.

docshady777 he could lose the rights....

In a perfect world which will never have they would release all Kevin Smith films in 4k.

Who cares about streaming crapola? You DOWNLOAD it. You don't stream it. That way, nobody can press a button and take it away from you. Yeah! Man, I do not get this generation at all. They don't want to even own anything.

@@nirv The thing is, I get your generation. Your about 20 years in the past. Who the fuck downloads anything this day in age? If your too cheap to sub to a streaming service, thats on you.

@Lebowski 2020 I've been a pirate some 1995 starting with Doom grabbed from a BBS. Problem? We can talk about it on discord. Painbow#9553 add me now.

Percilla Salas nah, it is an alagorey about greed (love of money) where in the corporate class does all manner of evil hidden by red tape and plausible deniability affording them the freedom to do all manner of actual harm expecting no day of reconning. As an agnostic, I almost want pure unadulterated evil to exist so there is a day of reconning for true assholes...ya know, like the creators of the ice capades.

Among others.

They say the character was created by a kindergarten teacher, that’s the origin of Barney the dinosaur. I think it’s a mishmash of popular characters.

Ya think?!

The Golden calf is an old Bible reference. It has nothing to do with any other franchise.

Predictive programming perhaps?

​@@TV-jv6rr exactly

The Learner I believe this was released by Lionsgate w/ video distribution by Sony Pictures but the rights being held up in limbo by the Weinstein’s (hence why there’s no streaming service available).

Omg right?!

You clearly suffer from TDS. You radical left-wing BETA

@@NC2871926 Hahahaha you are so triggered

It would take AT LEAST a while day to list them all.

In the U.S legal system Mr. Newman would be the criminal. The guy he paid and the girl are both victims.

Jeremy Dickman the guy he paid is s criminal too.

Have there been any mass killings that don't count as massacres, unless they have been judged by a court? None come to mind. A massacre is a massacre rather than just a mass execution when there is no proper right to a fair trial, which these two didn't give them. Yeah, i understand, angels and they know their guilt etc, but the point still stands, it's your peers, not the divine that dole out punishment

"Because it's a pointless superstition when people believed that they expelled their soul from their body when they sneezed and it was said to keep demons out? Like, HUNDREDS of years ago?"

@Gottenburg You're getting off light!

Taylor Ann I cracked up at that scene.

Loki?! LOKI!!! (I swear I sound like Thor checking on loki)

"You're getting off luck!"

It's been like that since the beginning of times

@buffyanne20 That was my speculation also... I couldn't think of anything worse than that.

Probably ran a child sex ring and threw his own son in there or something.

He did say, "...your his father." So it may have been something along the lines of incest? 🤢🤮

Walmart First

WE can do that, but instead, we want to be like them.

Nobody0Important1 You’re*

you're*

Nobody0Important1 *GO STRAIGHT BACK TO YOUR MONGOLOID ENTERTAINMENT CALLED PEWDIECUNT* You ARE getting off 'light'.

@@rocksparadox wow you have a problem.

LOKI!

LOKI!

Jared Ruff “I KNOW, I’m COMING...”

@@dawnwelch6579 You're so lucky!

You're gettin' off LIGHT!!!

Literally who cares

You sound like an imbecile.

Jason Bourne!?

You mean mark Wahlberg? Lol

@NOT YOU really? I actually think he is a pretty good guy. Especially for a celeb

​@NOT YOU You say that like it's a bad thing.

Say that again and there will be no measure to hard and how fast I will bring that fight to your doorstep!

Indeed

Donald trump, more like. "You're her father, you sick fuck."

@Floppy Bunny You saying they knew about him 20 years ago?

@Floppy Bunny Need an answer.

@Floppy Bunny Are you sure they knew about his actions 20 years ago?

Hahahahaha!!!!!

Divine judgement and wrath

Loki was an Angel of Justice and thus, was the one to deliver divine punishment.

Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ

This kind of movie is where woke started to emerge

Oh yeah, cause that obviously stable, fetid mass of decomposing, sprayed tanned animal fat is any more innocent.

And then go protest his own movie at the local premiere.

Loki!