Narrative Telephone Ep. 5: Pike's Purple Jewel Cake

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3 жыл бұрын

Ashley Johnson leads off a new round of Narrative Telephone. How sweet will her revenge be as the cast attempt to retell the tale down the line with only one viewing?
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@mezzem6134 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley: cute ending Travis: cute ending repeated Marisha: blames Travis Matt: blames Travis Laura: blames Matt Liam: blames Laura Sam: blames Matt and Marisha Taliesin: says Sam said to blame Matt or Marisha but ultimately blames Sam

@aquawoelfly 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely LIAM Up untill the gem stone apple fruit meal.... it resembled and was in some ways (adding maliciousness to Marita Picat) making it better while loosing the purpose of the story but still coming back to how the purple gem cake was somehow actually mad with maritas apple shaped gemstone.

@Rastislav000 3 жыл бұрын

Well, everything makes sence except Sam blaming Matt and Marisha. Like where did that come from?

@Cyyberslam8 3 жыл бұрын

@@Rastislav000 "Sam is an agent of chaos"

@cimy4330 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao a perfect representation of the song in Into the Woods "your fault" 😂

@kaniamia 3 жыл бұрын

Rastislav Dudič Liam blames a miscommunication between Matt and Laura, and Sam mixes that up as a spat between Matt and Marisha.

@callaandrews6475 3 жыл бұрын

“Here’s a recipe. But first, I’m going to tell you the tale behind this tasty treat” Pike is a cooking blog.

@sukhmanilunial3011 3 жыл бұрын

*caduceus voice* that's just great

@Lasersplitter 3 жыл бұрын

@@sukhmanilunial3011 Well now I want to watch a show where Pike and Cad cook all sorts of pastries and mushroom-based dishes and are basically the most wholesome duo that ever graced us with their content

@TheKrilicious 3 жыл бұрын

Well Pike did start the Slayer's Cake with Keyleth and Vex

@BeginnerBrews 3 жыл бұрын

Bookjunkie this should be a segmented blog on the critrole website. (To the tune of Troy and Abed in the morning) *CAD AND PIKEY TEA AND BAKING*

@sockenschuh2452 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my, you're right! :D

@flintyoungblood 3 жыл бұрын

When Ashley is telling the story, she's a boss. When Ashley is hearing the story, she's at a loss.

@Dimloep 3 жыл бұрын

I love how subtly mean the story is. Mentioning a recipe but never giving it to make people think they forgot a detail that was never there? Genius.

@The_Great_Wrennicles_the_IV 3 жыл бұрын

Is your profile pic from 8-bit theatre?

@ellea3344 3 жыл бұрын

BLASPHAMY! Also... true.

@bulldozer8950 3 жыл бұрын

@@Dimloep and the best part is by the time it gets to Sam he normally just makes it up based on like the 3 details he heard, so there’s like a 50% chance it gets added in by him

@lieslelizabeth 3 жыл бұрын

Intentionally *NOT* giving the food-related details in the story about the food JUST to throw everyone off is so chaotic and I LOVE IT

@yngvildrthevoracious 3 жыл бұрын

Like the Picadilly Plum ? 😂

@paragonofhope2620 3 жыл бұрын

It's Ashley Johnson man. She's amazing

@taviebrown2271 3 жыл бұрын

@@yngvildrthevoracious Yeah, but deliberate this time.

@joshhaworth2155 3 жыл бұрын

@@yngvildrthevoracious Don't you mean the plum named Persephone?

@CaptBecks 3 жыл бұрын

Classic food blog move, and trying to scare people that they are going to have to memorize a recipe, genius.

@lucasm.3864 3 жыл бұрын

“Grandpa, tell us a story!” *Takes a swig of whiskey* “Lemme tell you ‘bout the time Cardi B got turned into a pair of pants.”

@garrettcarter5622 3 жыл бұрын

Oh, Fat Grandma.

@vjeranjanes5783 3 жыл бұрын

you broke me

@SanguineBanker 3 жыл бұрын

greatest interpretation ever.

@NaomeK40 3 жыл бұрын

I love you.

@duffman2625 3 жыл бұрын

I read this early on and was like "How can this possibly come from that?" and then I saw Marisha's and understood

@josenellandrewtumulak2400 3 жыл бұрын

MATT IN FUN BUNS. I REPEAT. MATT IN FUN BUNS.

@DurandalsFate 3 жыл бұрын

Sam is going to make an unforgettable t-shirt out of this.

@predictablychaotic 3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing...

@itssammeh420 3 жыл бұрын

I didnt know how much i needed to see matts man buns 🤣🤣

@TheDangerousWonder 3 жыл бұрын

I want a doll of Matt with fun buns!!!! He was sooooo cute!

@deltav864 3 жыл бұрын

He looks like the guy you'd go to on a rave for some happy candy... the eyes add to that whole feeling :)

@trishalish13 3 жыл бұрын

There once was a woman... Travis: nobody liked her. Everyone else: everybody loved her.

@redforest9269 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@DeathnoteBB 3 жыл бұрын

Travis: She wore purple silks! Marisha: Silver silks! (I haven’t gotten passed Marisha yet so I can only reference her color choice >_< ) Also tbf Marisha didn’t say everyone loved her, Matt did

@emilygaming2416 3 жыл бұрын

The gang during Ashley's video: *gushing over how cute it is* Ashley: *gives us the spell words* Taliesin: o h f o r f u c k s s a k e

@Kingkent1207 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley: the moral of the story is be kind to one another Everybody else: let me throw the person before me under the bus

@user-sm1bi5ix6l 3 жыл бұрын

Under the bridge perhaps?

@sagescribe_ 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-sm1bi5ix6l under the jewel perhaps?

@joshorton9061 3 жыл бұрын

Andres into a hydraulic press which itself is engulfed in a storm of ragged moon dust, sharp enough to cut your lungs open if you breathe it in?

@ZirNocoIad 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley and Travis: “And the moral is be kind to each other!” Everybody else: “I’m not sure who messed up the story but I definitely blame the person before me”

@austins.4477 3 жыл бұрын

So true 😂😂😂

@waybig10101 3 жыл бұрын

Sam didn’t blame Liam....he actually somehow figure out that it was Matt and Marisha who messed up the story structure. (Even though Liam said Laura and Matt)

@jetvulcan2020 3 жыл бұрын

despite how much I love these I fear Narrative Telephone may be what kills Critical Role as this fun story tell game eventually cause them to turn on one anther.

@austins.4477 3 жыл бұрын

@@jetvulcan2020 that wont happen, these guys have been to close forever, they love each other

@togipoogaming3775 3 жыл бұрын

@@jetvulcan2020 relax 😂 they know its a game nothing else

@TheFeiful 3 жыл бұрын

Favorite quote: “...and at some point she may have turned into a pair of jeans or an apple.”

@gazeuponmeandweep 3 жыл бұрын

Mayhaps a pair of apple-bottom jeans?

@Hebion95 3 жыл бұрын

@@gazeuponmeandweep boots with fur

@user-fx9ct3yz9h 3 жыл бұрын

@@Hebion95 the whole club was looking at her

@alextheaxolotl3031 3 жыл бұрын

Дарья Швыденко she hit the floor

@isobelmoody8328 3 жыл бұрын

@@Hebion95 One would think Marquet would be too hot for that...

@servo33 3 жыл бұрын

"No one likes her but she was loaded." --Travis 2020

@katies.735 3 жыл бұрын

I am genuinely impressed with how well Travis “fjorgets” Willingham remembered almost everything

@PalleRasmussen 3 жыл бұрын

Travis is actually fairly intelligent.

@bethisabee 3 жыл бұрын

It's short term vs long term memory lol

@Ethan-nl2wg 3 жыл бұрын

PalleRasmussen well of course despite the memes Travis is very smart

@CarlosAlvarado-xt3mf 3 жыл бұрын

@@Ethan-nl2wg he is the ceo of the company, i believe the meme is just a meme, he is a intelligent and creative man

@DaSkunkRiot 3 жыл бұрын

that's his inner Grog who's used to Pike's lessons ;)

@bonnkansan7346 3 жыл бұрын

But the *real* recipe was the friends we threw under the bus along the way!

@NormalRapt0r 3 жыл бұрын

Under the bridge, it’s like 15 feet that way

@bbd121 3 жыл бұрын

@@NormalRapt0r Aw, snap. He killed his whole family.

@VulcanWolf 3 жыл бұрын

... Still learning how to "people..."

@fakjbf3129 3 жыл бұрын

Travis: Retells the story with impressive accuracy, including a section where Pike forgets something. Marisha: Well Travis apparently forgot this section so I'll just make up an answer.

@DeathnoteBB 3 жыл бұрын

The frustrating part of the original story “forgetting” something! Every time the second person is gonna blame the first 😭

@lazydk2654 Ай бұрын

Travis' reaction of accidentally forgetting was also really authenic, making it really hard to tell as well tho. It was a great act, but for sure hard to follow

@kateymay8928 3 жыл бұрын

Matt: panicking trying to remember the story Matt’s brain: add more adjectives

@user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 жыл бұрын

Beautiful wonderful shiny glimmering

@taliacarter5802 3 жыл бұрын

it's his DM tendencies coming out hahah

@Samu-oe9pf 3 жыл бұрын

@@juggzrazes why u gotta attack matt like this lmao 😂

@anthonydavis5288 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@paulinaray-zorick6502 2 жыл бұрын

It’s a DM trait😂

@elliephantparade 3 жыл бұрын

I kinda wish Travis had been Grog in this like, "OK PIKE TOLD ME DIS STORY AND IT GOES LIKE..." I'd love to see one of these where they all play their character trying to relay the information given to them by the other character.

@amberblackwell7687 3 жыл бұрын

Oh. My. God. I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE!! Grog: "My best buddy Pike told me the BESTEST story. I don't really remember it but there was this really rich woman and she was mean to this poor girl and she got turned into an apple gem whatever....shoulda wished for ale."

@houseofsledge6891 3 жыл бұрын

Round two of them all doing this HAS TO BE them all doing their recalling in Critical Role character.

@user-lt1vu5oc8w 3 жыл бұрын

Season 2 for certain.

@JB-xl2jc 3 жыл бұрын

They should do a round like this, and then the round after it they should have to pretend to be a random different one (Liam pretends to be Grog, Laura pretends to be Scanlan, etc)

@kaitlynwickham6237 3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Please.

@emmacarr6645 3 жыл бұрын

“I wanna be worth all the money in the world” “I wanna be a pair of jeans”

@dig8634 3 жыл бұрын

I see no difference here. These are literally the same thing

@user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 жыл бұрын

@@dig8634 yeah yeah same

@BoojumFed 3 жыл бұрын

They're the same picture...

@user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 жыл бұрын

@@BoojumFed yep yep

@bradleymorgan8223 3 жыл бұрын

Apple-Bottom Jeans?

@ponchoandy 3 жыл бұрын

"Pike telling bedtime stories to Vex and Percy's kids." My heart.

@sevencats4964 3 жыл бұрын

*Vex

@user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 жыл бұрын

@@sevencats4964 oh no my mind now

@faris-906 3 жыл бұрын

Can you show me the timestamp

@ponchoandy 3 жыл бұрын

@@faris-906 No you lazy ass

@theplaya7 3 жыл бұрын

@@faris-906 1:15:48

@chrisw2307 3 жыл бұрын

6:30 My favorite part. Travis almost forgetting the "Oh! I almost forgot part," genuinely saying, "Oh!" Then breaks as he creates the spark of confusion for the rest of the game

@erikmyers3888 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was magic

@MelodicQuest 3 жыл бұрын

Pike: "I'm sure you can figure it out." Grog: "I did it!" Keyleth: "That's toast."

@nephicus339 3 жыл бұрын

GoFiBePo!!!

@misterdayne2792 3 жыл бұрын

Points for trying, Grog!

@LH0KY 3 жыл бұрын

Ashely baited the squad and used Travis as the scape goat.

@PersianLeonidus 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, do the people who tell the story choose who goes next? I thought someone else not in the cast chooses who's next.

@Arkatox 3 жыл бұрын

PersianLeonidus Either Marisha or their other producer Max decides the order. The point was Ashley added a troll at the end, and most certainly knew what she did. xD

@Oddricm 3 жыл бұрын

@@Arkatox Uh, no. They roll a d20 and highest goes next.

@bonk1152 3 жыл бұрын

@@Oddricm actually they role a d20 to see who makes the story next, not the order

@Taurusus 3 жыл бұрын

Marisha said in an early episode (like 1 or 2) that she specifically set the order to space out the chaotic energy, but by this point it's gotta be semi random. It's possible Ashley knew who would be going second, but I don't think her little trick was for Travis in particular, just a solid troll that worked F L A W L E S S L Y.

@kholtonthebarbarian2590 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, my favorite critical roll character: Pike “not jester” Trickfoot.

@deathbykonami5487 Жыл бұрын

Haha, you thought it was Pike Trickfoot telling this story, but it was I, Jester. Here have a golden dick covered in forever glue stuck to your hand.

@CynicalBibliophile 3 жыл бұрын

I love that Travis went after Ashley. I like to imagine that Grog is trying to retell a story that his best buddy Pike told him once and is just so proud of himself for getting it right.

@Tavish_Studios 2 жыл бұрын

I mean if he accidentally slipped into his Grog voice, pretty sure people's hearts would of exploded!

@SPITZtheGOD 2 жыл бұрын

That would be cool if they had to do their videos role playing their characters trying to retell it!

@brandendierker5873 Жыл бұрын

That would have been hilarious

@Taneth 3 жыл бұрын

"I killed the whole story, I'll throw you under the bridge"

@gazeuponmeandweep 3 жыл бұрын

This. This one wins.

@Alexander-vg5qf 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm learning how to (storytelling) people"

@N7AslansHobbit_Ry 3 жыл бұрын

That's it. That's the tweet.

@IcepersonYT 3 жыл бұрын

Killed my whole family.

@shewolfblacklink1062 2 жыл бұрын

FABULOUS!!!

@TheNeaify 3 жыл бұрын

Everybody's reaction to Ashley being Pike again literally warmed my heart

@gracewallin7971 3 жыл бұрын

I went: EEE OMG

@panterloart9180 3 жыл бұрын

I had the same reaction, Pike is my favourite character on the show

@douglaspatrick868 3 жыл бұрын

Pike is my Fave CR character and Ashley is the only reason I bothered to watch in the first place, she's awesome! I love the whole cast now and knew and respected Matt before seeing CR as well but I just adore Ashley, she's so understated and gentle and kind.❤

@KiX-K4T13 3 жыл бұрын

I know! I really want a hug... 😶😳

@sandiesandholm1236 3 жыл бұрын

She was pretty adorable 😊

@jennicaterhodes8491 3 жыл бұрын

Excuse me, I’m poor. I am thirsty. I grant wishes. I’m new in town.

@reynameredith1994 3 жыл бұрын

Is this a John Mulaney reference? Please tell me it is....

@percivalwalter2291 3 жыл бұрын

Top tier comment, absolutely amazing

@OhHeyMarc 3 жыл бұрын

No no, don’t start with the wish. Build to that. First imma push her.

@RuidusBornRaven 3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO John Mulaney would be proud

@kingcrimson01 3 жыл бұрын

r/unexpectedmulaney

@Monkeyz727Awzome 3 жыл бұрын

The whole crew: *destroys the story to point of no recognition* Ashley: "you guys were SO great!" :D

@Ajehy 3 жыл бұрын

Definition of Chaotic Good: messing with people but being nice about it.

@jakobschoning7355 3 жыл бұрын

Well compared with the other telephones the actual story stayed in there for quite a long time. Or maybe not but thats what it feels like

@anamariefalk3796 2 жыл бұрын

It's probably bc she's so used to butchering the other's stories so badly that she doesn't mind lol

@MisterTingles 3 жыл бұрын

Pike: **tells quaint fairy tale** Everybody: "Alright...Mojito Bacardi, got it. It'll be hard to remember the rest of the story, but I suppose..." Pike: *"Ooh, I forgot to tell you the recipe...!" Everybody's eyes: **glazing over with abject panic**

@kp6378 3 жыл бұрын

Except Travis, who got everything just about right.

@priamneville5899 3 жыл бұрын

@@kp6378 Travis was probably the best first-round recounting we've seen - Marisha's job wasn't half bad either!

@jessy5241 3 жыл бұрын

Watching Ashley: “Oh this isn’t so bad. This is lovely.” Watching Travis: “He didn’t do too bad!” Watching everyone else: “Well that didn’t take long.” *eats popcorn*

@RedReaver989 3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@monsieurlimpet 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone else: *Blames Travis*

@jessy5241 3 жыл бұрын

Simon NW Me @ Ashley: “Oh very clever.”

@emerje0 3 жыл бұрын

You ate popcorn? How did you survive? Every time I tried to eat something I started choking from laughter and gave up.

@danielboatright8887 3 жыл бұрын

Ok after everyone teasing Ashley Im loving how she softballed a basic morality tale and they Ashleyd it so fast.

@Ajehy 2 жыл бұрын

Kind of a parallel to the story. Most supernatural tricksters that are testing people don’t state that at the beginning. And Marquita Parkata STILL screwed it up!

@firstnamelastname7003 3 жыл бұрын

Laura Bailey has turned a bunch of professional voice actors into people who can only do Jester's voice XD

@duffman2625 3 жыл бұрын

Pike: "Oh, I forgot to tell you the recipe! But you can figure that out." Everybody: "Oh shit the previous person forgot the recipe, I've gotta make something up!"

@WiseSageBum 3 жыл бұрын

And the Traveller told me another story...

@austinsadler1403 3 жыл бұрын

She absolutely did that on purpose lol

@Frezzingale 3 жыл бұрын

It's so weird how in Laura's story that little ending nod to another story was easily accepted (though made by Travis), but this time it everyone thought that Travis actually for got the last bit, leading to a string of blasting who went before

@duffman2625 3 жыл бұрын

@@Frezzingale I think that was because there's pretty clearly only one story, but a recipe easily sounds like it was supposed to be part of the story. Also probably Jester is a lot easier to tell when somebody's in-character vs out of character, and Travis didn't really distinguish much for his Pike voice (so it wasn't easy to tell he was in-character for the recipe bit)

@soff_icini 3 жыл бұрын

I love how you can see Matt's storytelling abilities basically imposing him to put adjectives that weren't there before in the narrative

@DrLipkin 3 жыл бұрын

And Sam's bullshit abilities forcing him to make shit up when he can't remember what actually happened.

@dig8634 3 жыл бұрын

@@DrLipkin No, he so clearly remembered everything he was told, he just filtered it through his bullshit meter XD His retelling actually contained every previous point I believe, he just made the story all whack and stressed very weird points along the story. He is the ultimate chaos factor

@dig8634 3 жыл бұрын

This is the best one so far. Adding that she almost forgot the recipe was such a chaos move and I instantly knew it was gonna mess everyone up after that. Nobody would get that it was part of the story. A genius move on Ashley's part, and I couldn't agree more with how adorable she is.

@blechtic 3 жыл бұрын

But, then again, was Pike chaotic? Wait, was she a scatterbrain?

@Ajehy 3 жыл бұрын

blechtic -Ashley is not Pike. Ashley is allowed to seek vengeance, and she got it.

@alextheaxolotl3031 3 жыл бұрын

blechtic she has a chaotic good alignment

@Mollymauking 3 жыл бұрын

@@blechtic if you dont think pike is chaotic then we need to check we watched the same show

@blechtic 3 жыл бұрын

@@Mollymauking et al. Pike always seemed to me fairly lawful by intent, neutral wrt her friends and chaotic only accidentally and not too often. It always looked to me she was persuaded or got caught in it by having a bit of a pushover/groupie personality, AFAICR. I don't know if that's how character alignments should work. Should they describe the character personality or the end result of actions after all the influences (which would still make it fairly neutral)? The amount of chaos/scatterbrainedness seemed out-of-character. I get this was Ashley getting her share, but it didn't seem like Pike. In any case, I find no added joy in CR if/when poring over the character stats. It's a bit like watching a movie while reading the screenplay.

@Kenji88Sama 3 жыл бұрын

I love how everyone undeservedly threw Travis under the bus for "forgetting" the ingredients but Laura absolutely had his back and omitted to repeat that part.

@xolwora2762 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley: tells a cute but sophisticated story. Marisha: "and she was snooty!"

@FunkBastid 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, she was snooty

@aceofspade2120 3 жыл бұрын

Marisha knowing her Pike sounds like Jester lol

@TheIrishloon 3 жыл бұрын

I’d love a One-Shot, where the Mighty Nein are isolated and quarantined, and can only talk with each other through Jester’s 25-word Sending Spell. The chaos!!!

@gracewallin7971 3 жыл бұрын

Fjord counting the words

@TheIrishloon 3 жыл бұрын

No even better is that there’s nobody to count for her, so all the messages get cut off mid-sentence 🤣🤣

@sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608 3 жыл бұрын

at the end of quarantine: "Hey wait a second, doesn't greater restoration cure like everything?...." *Jester giggles* I dunno maaybeeeee

@TheIrishloon 3 жыл бұрын

Phillip I love this!! I want this more and more.

@joshkaid 3 жыл бұрын

That would be incredibly unwatchable.

@saras.4618 3 жыл бұрын

I like how Liam was so charmed by Ashley’s cuteness in her presentation that he totally missed the fact that Marquita Picata was a bad person from the start. Like, he genuinely was subconsciously going through thinking that nobody could be mean with Pike’s mannerisms, and the others “made her mean”, and nobody could convince him otherwise.

@nielsstaelens9188 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Taliesin just crumbles when they hear Ashley telling the story... 'All of this is new information!' 'What did I do???!!!'

@benjaminandrew9057 2 жыл бұрын

I felt sorry for him as he basically had Matt onwards adding each other's personalities into a snowball of a mess of themselves and side comments into the story acting instead of just the story itself.

@commodorezelda 3 жыл бұрын

Pike runs the blog for the Slayer's Cake and posts long anecdotes before the recipes.

@n4l9bx 3 жыл бұрын

CANON

@wolverineaquajock2 3 жыл бұрын

The blog is alternating long anecdotes followed by recipes, because the first time she posted Pike completely forgot that she had to actually put the recipe in

@meaganhartwell7122 3 жыл бұрын

Well she did marry the champion of Ioun

@nephicus339 3 жыл бұрын

And each of those recipes is, "eh.. You'll figure it out."

@AllHailSp00nRiver 3 жыл бұрын

Pike's ending was a panic trap to make everyone forget the story, and I love it! She learned a trick from Sam.

@geoffreyrodgers5373 3 жыл бұрын

What was the trick that sam did? i remember a straightforward story crammed with details.

@GoldenJayTime 3 жыл бұрын

i think you mean laura, who said "and the Traveller told me more stories but ill tell you another time :3" which everyone said made them panic because they thought they were about to get a whole new story

@druid_zephyrus 3 жыл бұрын

Pike is a Monstah.

@Karreth 3 жыл бұрын

@@GoldenJayTime Actually the beauty of that is that Laura _didn't_ do that, it just emerged naturally and everyone though that was a brilliant part of the original story.

@vomitfountain 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley is an evil genius and I love it.

@QemeH 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley: "Markita Perkata" The gang: "Marquise de Barcadi, got it" I love you all! :D

@marcoyourfriendlyspacemari819 3 жыл бұрын

Travis got it right...... Kind of.

@Kaladelia 3 жыл бұрын

I figured it was either going to end up "Picard"or "Bacardi"

@tuesdaynext7370 3 жыл бұрын

I was low-key hoping for Hakuna Matata

@NotMe6044 3 жыл бұрын

If Sam doesn't have Pigtail Matt on his shirt when Critical Role comes back, I'm going to be very disappointed.

@emerje0 3 жыл бұрын

Mat looked a little like Ladybeard (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladybeard), it made me smile.

@Pein1233 3 жыл бұрын

@@emerje0 wow I really did not expect to see that today

@jefferycrouse4652 3 жыл бұрын

He won't have it yet. He needs to let that bomb tick away for a bit before dropping it

@AshenSmokescreen 3 жыл бұрын

HE DID IT! HE DID IT! HE DID IT!

@NotMe6044 3 жыл бұрын

@@AshenSmokescreen And I'm very far from disappointed

@cattalematt 3 жыл бұрын

Nobody gets to blame Ashley ever again. The rest of the team can clearly muff this all on their own.

@damobeck1 3 жыл бұрын

cattailmatt Ash muffs it up the worst though.

@Star-pl1xs 3 жыл бұрын

@@damobeck1 unpopular opinion maybe but imma say Sam does

@SurelyLightFoot 3 жыл бұрын

Star I actually agree to a degree. Sam and Travis try to cliff note and I think that’s what tends to break the story apart because the rest of the group try’s to bring it back to a story.

@TheUnlocked 3 жыл бұрын

Tbh Ashley has done way better in these than anyone gives her credit for. She often gets a few things wrong, but she's rarely the one to derail the story.

@Ethan-nl2wg 3 жыл бұрын

Star Sam is smart with it tho he messes it up so bad most people would assume he’s doing it on purpose

@samuelwills3131 3 жыл бұрын

Every time Tal is in a different room and it is NOTHING like the previous rooms

@Goomyx1492 3 жыл бұрын

Every time he records from a different dimension

@druid_zephyrus 3 жыл бұрын

Why do you think it went from fancy house to Extravagant Mansion once Taliesin started talking? and where do you think the idea for "The Happy Fun Ball" came from?

@clownsoftheearth 3 жыл бұрын

He lives in The House of Leaves, and has explored every room

@charlottefowles9148 3 жыл бұрын

He records from his own Room of Requirement.

@masterofthetear8138 3 жыл бұрын

"I need food *AND water, those are two things."*

@icymoons 3 жыл бұрын

TWO. THINGS.

@cora5187 3 жыл бұрын

1:10:06 "I forgot the funbuns" Ashley: "who cares?? that is the LEAST of our worries right now." ashley continues to absolutely wreck 😂😂🤣

@Will_Forge 3 жыл бұрын

Well apparently Liam pretending to be Laura pretending to be Ashley pretending to be Pike is the recipe for perfectly reproducing Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Joker! And that's the real recipe here.

@SputTop 3 ай бұрын

I can't unsee this

@benjoe1993 3 жыл бұрын

Narrative Telephone Ep. 5: Pointing fingers Marisha: "Travis forgot the recipe" Matt: "Marisha said that Travis forgot the ingredients" Laura: "Matt messed up the gemstone reveal timing" Liam: "There was a communication issue between Matt and Laura" Sam: "Matt and Marisha had a fight" Taliesin: "Sam's kind of been an agent of chaos so I'm putting it there"

@emmahechler9135 3 жыл бұрын

*"So be kind to one another"*

@IndomitableAde 3 жыл бұрын

Taliesin was right! He sees through the veil. 😁

@stephenkywong 3 жыл бұрын

It actually sounded like Travis was a bit hurt he got blamed so long; and was afraid Laura would blame him too.

@user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 жыл бұрын

@@emmahechler9135 *heheh*

@TheJim9191 3 жыл бұрын

Matt: Jamedi Cosko Everyone else: Yes, Jumanji Costco Ashley: Marquita Parcata Everyone else: Yes, Margarita Bacardi

@sandorfalusi3486 10 ай бұрын

Liam: Marquita Picard. *Number One!*

@Haiiruu 3 жыл бұрын

*Ashley's video appears on the screen* Everyone: AAAWWWWWWWWW

@chrisblake4198 3 жыл бұрын

Matt- apologizes for bird. Laura- one-ups him by apologizing for helicopters

@regrettablemuffin9186 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone “hi, it’s pike trickfoot, not jester”

@minervavirkki4123 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley: Sam: 👁👄👁💅✨👖🍎

@hitsugatatsuro9978 3 жыл бұрын

Sam has that valley girl energy that is so far removed from Pike's adorable sweetness that it just had me laughing.

@laurenhawes7201 3 жыл бұрын

For some reason when Matt said "And it satiated her thirst" I just thought Thirst? Satiated Fun buns? Up tight Hotel? Trivago

@user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 жыл бұрын

OwO

@danielchurchill2661 3 жыл бұрын

Yesss the subliminal messages are working. Keep watching the ads, and remember to love each other

@Peter_Cordes 3 жыл бұрын

I just thought "sated" would have been the more appropriate conjugation of "sate" for that context :P (Although in hindsight "quenched" would be more idomatic for thirst, not hunger.

@modredastal1644 3 жыл бұрын

The Ruby of the Sea, and the Amethyst of the Desert. Ashley adding the "You'll figure it out" is like throwing ball bearings in a washing machine.

@Bee-yg6yk 3 жыл бұрын

And I'm so proud of her for it lol

@onyxcrescent9364 3 жыл бұрын

What's next? The Emerald of the Sky?

@modredastal1644 3 жыл бұрын

@@onyxcrescent9364 Perhaps. Or the Opal of the Mountains.

@copycrow4486 3 жыл бұрын

Emerald or Jade of the Forest? Sapphire or Aquamarine of the Sky? Onyx or Black Star Sapphire of the Underdark? What gemstone is next, people? Place your bets and thoughts now.

@OhNoItsRez 3 жыл бұрын

@@onyxcrescent9364 coincidentally, I have an important npc in my homebrew dnd game called the Empress of the Emerald Sky

@alexmiller9249 3 жыл бұрын

Sam's pike scares me.

@jasonstephens6050 3 жыл бұрын

Not my Pike. New campaign slogan.

@XpVersusVista 3 жыл бұрын

Sam's Pike is actually a Tracy.

@georgeweasley54 3 жыл бұрын

that was truly terrifying

@iamjafooli 3 жыл бұрын

My single favourite moment is Ashley watching Marisha step into her trap. Her eyebrows go up immediately - she knows what's happening and the joy is palpable. So good.

@MadScientist212 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Pike forgetting the recipe was just a part of the story but of course Marisha assumes that Travis actually forgot and there was supposed to be more there. XD

@giorgiomauceri410 3 жыл бұрын

When Ashley isn't narrating, everyone thinks she was the one to modify the story. But as soon as she starts her story, it becomes a civil war between all the others about who forgot what. Love it

@matthewevans3543 3 жыл бұрын

These guys should do a D&D show together, they all get along so well

@SimplePixelLofi 3 жыл бұрын

who'd watch that?

@cwengel22 3 жыл бұрын

Mauricio Gatgens Ummm... not sure. Don’t think it’d do well. No one watches KZfaq vids over 20 minutes.

@rulersaury 3 жыл бұрын

That sounds pretty niche, don't know if itd be that popular

@denseflounder36sure26 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah... who’d even DM?

@DuskWolf224 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@stryde4421 3 жыл бұрын

Can we appreciate how well Travis actually retold the story? He got practically everything right

@sarcasion2924 3 жыл бұрын

54:21 - Travis' reactions to his wife never cease to put a smile on my face. The little, "Marwy me." Fun buns were definitely the right way to go this episode!

@THEmrPidge 3 жыл бұрын

(TO THE TUNE OF HAKUNA MATATA) Markita Bacardi, What a wonderful name. Markita Bacardi, Aint no pauper dame. shes was nasty, but her money went on for daaaays. water is free, but iv no room for thee. Markita Bacardi..

@kagemarunl 3 жыл бұрын

Now this is brilliant. ❤️

@politecat8802 3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes!

@dwaynecox2002 3 жыл бұрын

You’ve won the comments

@vomitfountain 3 жыл бұрын

I read this and received inspiration irl. Bards represent!

@kllrnooooova 3 жыл бұрын

Roll a d4 inspiration

@generalbyzantine8735 3 жыл бұрын

And that's why the Makita Bacardi Screwdriver has an oddly lupine taste!

@houseofsledge6891 3 жыл бұрын

Must be the piccadilly plums!

@kagemarunl 3 жыл бұрын

Crossover chaoooos~! ❤️

@RijaMo 3 жыл бұрын

and that is the story of the Vortex!

@bethisabee 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the makita bacardi screwdriver is the best cocktail to order at The Vortex 😂 the best club in Rexentrum

@davidparkes7741 3 жыл бұрын

*Insert something about Pumat being in The Vortex here.*

@AquaticMessiah 3 жыл бұрын

I want Matt to do his last one with the bad luck bandits, but told by their perspectives and voices

@sailorsaturn1060 3 жыл бұрын

I still want to see Matt tell a story as Victor, the black powder merchant! If Liam went second, I'm not sure he'd survive lol

@Dimloep 3 жыл бұрын

Yessssss!

@Dimloep 3 жыл бұрын

@@sailorsaturn1060 also this!

@jefferycrouse4652 3 жыл бұрын

@@sailorsaturn1060 Well do I have some news for you. He was in thereand Liam did go second

@m.6019 3 жыл бұрын

@@jefferycrouse4652 And he butchered the story

@CampaignerSC 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley, you evil genius, adding that bit to the end of the story knowing how it would turn out down the line.

@bigdream_dreambig 3 жыл бұрын

🤔 I wonder if she actually did have a recipe there at one time -- you know, to mess with everyone -- but had to cut it for time.

@ethanperkins3226 3 жыл бұрын

I love how everyone just blames Travis for the lack of a recipe

@druid_zephyrus 3 жыл бұрын

His laugh was so great as he, live, realizes what Ashley did and what it means and how it is gonna go. Insert Marisha:

@icymoons 3 жыл бұрын

when Laura's video came up he looked at her and said "you better not throw me under the bus either"

@someonefromsomewhere1009 3 жыл бұрын

@@druid_zephyrus I thought that was him saying Ooh because he realsied what to say and then remembered that he was meant to say Ooh.

@cr0wmatic 3 жыл бұрын

@@druid_zephyrus got to marisha at the end and was like "don't do it don't do it, it's a trap....she did it, well this will be interesting" lol

@BluesMoth64 3 жыл бұрын

Laura as Vex telling Travis “its okay Grog,” when he gets overwhelmed by Pike’s cuteness is EVERYTHING

@Karreth 3 жыл бұрын

It's at 1:16:30 :)

@addvantage3223 3 жыл бұрын

@@Karreth thank you, somehow i missed it. I was hoping someone would time stamp it

@Porcelina19191 3 жыл бұрын

So, what was the recipe? Sam: "IT'S COCAINE."

@kyttynkross1121 3 жыл бұрын

sPiCe?!

@SweetiesSys 3 жыл бұрын

Liam: reel it in, O'Brien. me: stay on task, Widogast

@Dogerain 3 жыл бұрын

Doctor: Sam's Pike isn't real, it can't hurt you. Sam's Pike:

@joeywilson7026 3 жыл бұрын

Sam's Pike genuinely scared me.

@Jasper_Silva 3 жыл бұрын

LOL Marisha always looks like she's being held at gunpoint in her story

@h.s.6269 3 жыл бұрын

It's the eyes and the sheer panic!

@DocEJ 3 жыл бұрын

The deer eyes are real Cute IMO

@copycrow4486 3 жыл бұрын

Keylith lives on.

@Medaumplay3 3 жыл бұрын

Well we don't see where Matt is...

@Welzi1234567890 3 жыл бұрын

she is missing the newspaper to hold up to prove she is still alive

@k.whatever9046 2 жыл бұрын

i love taliesin just in a constant state of dying from cuteness all throughout ashleys video. he's ancient and immortal but not immune to baby pike and i love it

@elijahh2220 3 жыл бұрын

54:59 "I'm here to tell you a story about... _oh no."_ That one clip could sum up this entire show

@zaaark__ 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley and Pike are the living embodiment of girl who says bruh vs girl who says haiiiiiii

@DeathnoteBB 3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: girls who say both

@francisxavier8374 3 жыл бұрын

matt just making shit up as a defense mechanism is perfect

@benvoliothefirst 3 жыл бұрын

That's kind of his whole life! And we love him for it.

@carolinemckee7009 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley: Please ma'am, if you would be so kind as to spare some water and a place to rest my head, I would be ever so grateful. Matt & Laura: Excuse me. I am poor. I am homeless. I am new in town. Sam: I need food and water. Two (clap) Things (clap)

@agent00puffball 3 жыл бұрын

As much as Ashley struggles with recounting stories, when the story is hers or she has the chance to think about it she is actually quite the storyteller.

@ginster458 3 жыл бұрын

Matt looked like the most pissed of 3 year old with a full grown beard that absolutely does NOT want to go to bed when his recording started, I snort-laugh-cried And I have no idea what Sam took but oh my god

@FPark-nx6tv 3 жыл бұрын

The whole cast took radiant damage after watching Ashley's video

@italoximenes8755 3 жыл бұрын

I love the group reaction of "Marisha... no, stop, he's already dead! He's already dead" [Simpsons meme there]

@meganpopple9100 Жыл бұрын

I am saddened that Ashley never got a Round 2. I feel like we missed something epic.

@ludmilamaslennikova5629 3 жыл бұрын

I just now realized that EVERY time Liam has tried not only to retell the story but also to recreate the manner of the person before😂 actually super impressive

@Evija3000 3 жыл бұрын

This one ended up creepy.

@jpumbaa1 3 жыл бұрын

He's Method.

@Mxmiaozers 3 жыл бұрын

That's his thing, for sure

@CeesaX 3 жыл бұрын

His empathy ability has to be just off the charts to do what he does as well as he does.

@cartoonjohnstudios 3 жыл бұрын

“I need Food and Water. T W O. T H I N G S.”

@Donnerjkks 3 жыл бұрын

I want this to be a T-shirt

@geordannik 3 жыл бұрын

TWO THINGS. FOOD AND WATER. TWO THINGS. but she was given water splashed all over her face, only water ONE THING. NOT TWO THING, ONE THING

@earthbenn 3 жыл бұрын

Water and a *place to rest her head.. weird Pike actually didn't say food because that like... makes more sense.. but whatever 😂

@erinv.976 3 жыл бұрын

Bro this had me SCREAMING

@MrCoffeejingler 3 жыл бұрын

Fine here take a fucking glass of water, and she like splashed it all over the lil urchin girl. She drank it up oh oh oh my god my thirst is quenched, ONE THING

@ScorchHellfire 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Liam is always trying to not only regurgitate the details of the story but also trying to imitate the person that went before him too. xD

@whocareswhoiam6637 3 жыл бұрын

I love how they just assumed Travis forgot the ingredients 😂

@TheBlackSquirrel 3 жыл бұрын

I just noticed; The white book to the right of Liam says "Marisha Ray's Guide to Accents". 😂

@Taurusus 3 жыл бұрын

Liam's Folder has had a new joke in everything he's streamed in These Uncertain Times(tm), but his webcam quality is often too rough to catch it. I'm sure someone out there (cough*critrolestats*cough*) has them all recorded.

@severeintrovert8425 3 жыл бұрын

I have not once been able to find the joke but I know it's there... Somewhere... Mocking me.

@shambyk4122 2 жыл бұрын

Once it read "Laura Bailey fanclub minutes"

@SilverfoxRIFT 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley: Hi! You all made fun of me not remembering and getting it right? Let me tell you a story... Everyone else: well crap.

@ItsPhilH 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley: "And her name, was Marquita Parkata" Me: "Aight, I'm lost already, good luck fam".

@danielchurchill2661 3 жыл бұрын

I rewatched the name part because when she said it the second time I had forgotten it.

@NKM5896 2 жыл бұрын

I love that this cute little story is Ashley going for the throat.

@harmony8623 2 жыл бұрын

My memory is brilliant, but when it comes to THIS, remembering stories, it just goes right out the other ear 😂 I can memorise mass things if I look at it on a piece of paper but if I can’t look at it, there’s no hope haha I always try to remember the stories to self particulate but after the first sentence it’s like “right, nopeeee”

@aliciacordero7436 3 жыл бұрын

1:05:30 "I barded my way into this, I'll bard my way out!"

@zakkus 3 жыл бұрын

Me after Ashley's: "hm, the recipe thing is an odd framing device, im sure nothing will come of it" After everyone else: "...clever girl"

@jmercedesd 3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT?! It was such an evil twist. XD

@siroreo 3 жыл бұрын

Can we talk about Matt’s low key shade for plot points in the story that don’t make sense. It’s adorable like the Storyteller in him can’t let it go.

@captain_eaglefort 3 жыл бұрын

It’s weird that he had a problem with the wish-granting kid being unable to make food for herself. It’s a really common trope in stories for a powerful being to make a mundane request from mortals to test their kindness.

@sherlockhooves574 3 жыл бұрын

@@captain_eaglefort Usually, though, the being gives no hint of their true nature until they finally reveal themselves at the end. In this one, the girl explicitly says she can grant a wish, but isn't ever shown to be anything other than a young girl.

@heybuddy3616 3 жыл бұрын

I was just noticing that lmao, he did it with the kids not running away from the crone in liam's story too

@druid_zephyrus 3 жыл бұрын

That is why his story telling is so good: because nothing isnt accounted for in every hook and line. It is also why he weeps in insanity.

@Evija3000 3 жыл бұрын

@@sherlockhooves574 I've heard stories where the old woman remains an old woman without transforming. You just learn there's more to her by her casting some spell.

@CaptainArthanos 2 жыл бұрын

I think what I find the funniest about Travis's turn is that when he got to the end, he suddenly remembered "wait, I almost forgot," said that line, and then realized that he had actually almost forgotten that part, and then laughed at it 😂

@meowpurpur 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone: "not jester" *goes into passable pike accent* Matt: "not jester" *immediately goes into Luc accent*

@Drakan21 3 жыл бұрын

Marisha : "The purple plum.... oh shit" DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS, MARISHA! LoL

@bigdream_dreambig 3 жыл бұрын

In the hut -- no, the rock shaped like a hut!

@ChevaliersEmeraude 3 жыл бұрын

Ironically, Ashley said she went easy on them? Like, she had a harder story planned but took pity on them? That's adorable, Ash, but next round don't be afraid to unleash the Yasha within you on your friends! ^_^

@joshkaid 3 жыл бұрын

I assume the original actually had her doing the recipe.

@evansaschow 3 жыл бұрын

Travis did a really good job, but the story makes it seem like he messed up the end which threw everyone else off

@DurandalsFate 3 жыл бұрын

But consider this: the fact that she told a simple story with a straightforward moral and they _still_ managed to mess it up makes it even more punishing.

@unblorbosyourshows9635 3 жыл бұрын

@@evansaschow That was 100% on purpose. Ashley is more evil than we think

@SurelyLightFoot 3 жыл бұрын

I think what makes it more apparent that they messed up the story is the fact that there was so few details so there was more pressure to get them right.