Natural Family Planning (NFP) be like . . .

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Too Far with Laura Horn

Too Far with Laura Horn

Жыл бұрын

#catholic #nfp
Catholic guilt disclaimer: NFP is actually very effective - creightonmodel.com/

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@PintsWithAquinas
@PintsWithAquinas Жыл бұрын
come on my show, Laura!
@laurahorn
@laurahorn Жыл бұрын
ONLY if you'll come on mine!
@teenytinytompkins9953
@teenytinytompkins9953 Жыл бұрын
THE FANS DEMAND IT!!!
@PintsWithAquinas
@PintsWithAquinas Жыл бұрын
@@laurahorn Deal
@Cwik878
@Cwik878 Жыл бұрын
Title of the episode: How to be Funny and a Woman w/ Laura Horn
@turntheheart4268
@turntheheart4268 Жыл бұрын
JUST DO IT!
@PrairieDad
@PrairieDad Жыл бұрын
We used NFP from the start of our marriage because we wanted a few years before we started our family to build a strong marriage and household. Our daughter was born before our first anniversary.
@LoantakaBrook
@LoantakaBrook Жыл бұрын
You should have waited to get married if you weren’t ready for children.
@alicjakowalik4487
@alicjakowalik4487 Жыл бұрын
We were using NFP, but not tooo strictly 😂 Have 3 planned and 2 unplanned children, not such a 'bad' result 😂 Now all well grown ups, supporting each other, cousins playing together. Take courage! God blees you ❤
@alicjakowalik4487
@alicjakowalik4487 Жыл бұрын
​@@LoantakaBrookcannot agree. You may not be really ready till your 30ties, still if you have an open heart you will accept unplanned children and cherish them as much as any planned ones.
@lisabeck6264
@lisabeck6264 Жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh “when you want to be intimate with your husband that means you are fertile but when you don’t want to be intimate with your husband that means your not fertile” IF THAT AINT THE TEA RIGHT THERE
@elf-lordsfriarofthemeadowl2039
@elf-lordsfriarofthemeadowl2039 Жыл бұрын
lol It's just your body telling you
@ironymatt
@ironymatt Жыл бұрын
"When your husband wants to be intimate with you that means you are fertile, and when your husband doesn't want to be intimate that means... uh, wait a sec, does that happen?"
@forlife84
@forlife84 Жыл бұрын
100%% LOL
@madelynnhass1353
@madelynnhass1353 Жыл бұрын
When I start getting really friendly with my husband he just pats me on the head and says he'll see me in a week 🤣
@carolinpurayidom4570
@carolinpurayidom4570 Жыл бұрын
Not really that is not true for everyone especially for me my libido goes higher right when my period is coming and the first two days. And I'm not the only one this is common women sexuality is so complex
@danr9183
@danr9183 Жыл бұрын
My wife and I use the Marquette Method because it seems fitting to let a technological algorithm dominate and ruin our intimacy along with all the other parts of our lives
@JP2GiannaT
@JP2GiannaT Жыл бұрын
Same. Hey, we're nothing if not consistent.
@Rooshii
@Rooshii Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@AdamZ84
@AdamZ84 Жыл бұрын
Lol yep! You are not alone!!!!
@sarahhartnett5629
@sarahhartnett5629 Жыл бұрын
“Your ovulamatron wants you to pee on it.” - my husband, every morning
@SharonKBM
@SharonKBM Жыл бұрын
"well, they do have 8 kids, but they're all blessings." This totally cracked me up.
@catkat740
@catkat740 Жыл бұрын
This is so spot on. I can’t believe how much your kid sounds like Trent 🤣🤣
@teenytinytompkins9953
@teenytinytompkins9953 Жыл бұрын
“When I want to have sex with my husband, I’m fertile and when I don’t I’m not!” 😂😂 Honestly not a bad strategy 😂
@j2muw667
@j2muw667 Жыл бұрын
Very accurate!!!
@sorelyanlie2784
@sorelyanlie2784 Жыл бұрын
The sad part is that it’s literally true 😭 Hormones are the worst…
@carolinpurayidom4570
@carolinpurayidom4570 Жыл бұрын
Not really that is not true for everyone especially for me my libido goes higher right when my period is coming and the first two days. And I'm not the only one this is common women sexuality is so complex
@bigphilly7345
@bigphilly7345 Жыл бұрын
“the PHALLUStines” 😂
@liraco_mx
@liraco_mx Жыл бұрын
I thought I heard wrong. 🤣
@HolyKhaaaaan
@HolyKhaaaaan Жыл бұрын
I never thought I would hear that pun, but now that I have, I know it is divinely inspired.
@benarrudamusic7512
@benarrudamusic7512 Жыл бұрын
ha ha ha. seriously. *wife gives googly eyes to me in the morning*..... me: "You seem super in to me today... You must have hit your peak" 🤣
@yourbiggest1fan
@yourbiggest1fan Жыл бұрын
"Who is the appointment with?" "Can I come?" 🤣
@thenazarenecatholic
@thenazarenecatholic Жыл бұрын
I felt it in my spirit when you had to plan family get-togethers around the NFP schedule. Too relatable 🤣
@jordand5732
@jordand5732 Жыл бұрын
This was so hilarious. Honestly, if my wife saw something like this before dealing with all the NFP people that conveniently hide a lot of the unknowns and niddy griddy details, she’d be a lot less pissed off about the version of NFP she was shown versus the reality.
@Prohortico
@Prohortico Жыл бұрын
This is the absolute best video I’ve seen…. Soooo relatable for about .05% of the population who practices NFP!
@mdg6117
@mdg6117 Жыл бұрын
TRENT BEING THE KID'S VOICE IS KILLING ME 😆😆😆😆
@caitlync.
@caitlync. Жыл бұрын
When the baby started crying on your way to your room 😂😂😂 Ugh, too real!! Thankfully, baby crying doesn't happen often, but it definitely has happened before 😅
@sassychimpanzee7431
@sassychimpanzee7431 Жыл бұрын
My husband and I used NFP for our first year. I absolutely recommend the Marquette Method. It is so easy. I didnt find my first year of NFP to be difficult at all
@mcburns04
@mcburns04 Жыл бұрын
I cracked up at when she threaded the “kid” to stay in his room. Who hasn’t done that before and then locked all the doors!!😂😂😂
@dwaller7148
@dwaller7148 Жыл бұрын
The baby crying at the end after she says to stay in the room or they'll lose everything that they love! Hysterical!!!!!
@jasonthomas12
@jasonthomas12 Жыл бұрын
This may be one of the most relatable videos ever for me. Most of our kids were conceived with Veggie Tales playing in the background. Or A Disney movie. And we learned to double check the door lock because once our oldest daughter burst in and saw us in a very compromising position. Oh yeah, and our code phrase was “we’re taking a nap.”
@JP2GiannaT
@JP2GiannaT Жыл бұрын
Many of my siblings owe their existence to Barney the dinosaur.
@eternity8472
@eternity8472 Жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@Prohortico
@Prohortico Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@anitaklara7428
@anitaklara7428 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@the_review_lady_channel
@the_review_lady_channel 11 ай бұрын
Veggie tales 🎶
@brianlynch3476
@brianlynch3476 Жыл бұрын
I have never "liked" a KZfaq video before. This video made me "Like and Subscribe". Spot on
@paulhill7726
@paulhill7726 Жыл бұрын
Marquette method is great. Love the content Laura. Trent cameos keep em coming 😎
@JP2GiannaT
@JP2GiannaT Жыл бұрын
Trent trying to sound like a little kid...😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@sayyesbibi
@sayyesbibi Жыл бұрын
This is just soooo funny and real! Thank you, Laura!
@happycrazyfun5883
@happycrazyfun5883 Жыл бұрын
Love your channel! I can’t wait for more videos!
@AeternusDiscipulus26
@AeternusDiscipulus26 Жыл бұрын
Trent is asking good questions though!
@emilybacon5456
@emilybacon5456 Жыл бұрын
We just started NFP and the struggle is SO REAL!!! My husband and I were dying watching this 😂
@AnnulmentProof
@AnnulmentProof Жыл бұрын
NFP is evil bc it thwarts nature.
@buckan8r999
@buckan8r999 Жыл бұрын
oh my goodness these are absolutely fabously histerical! You are giving Babylon bee a run for their money.
@Joliebebe2001
@Joliebebe2001 Жыл бұрын
Trentino ( Trent junior) 's hand playing with Lego and his voice tell me is too grown for Lego now! 😂😂😂
@DavidSupina
@DavidSupina Жыл бұрын
Ah “appointments”. It’s crazy, those come up only at specific times of the month…
@MrsScott-bx8sb
@MrsScott-bx8sb Жыл бұрын
All of my babies that made it to birth were conceived Aug-Oct. Every year around that time my body beats me up for not getting pregnant!
@manavaohea6027
@manavaohea6027 Жыл бұрын
Too funny 🤣. I'm using the Creighton method too.
@IC_XC_NIKA
@IC_XC_NIKA Жыл бұрын
You have one of the best personalities!!
@valeriesearles3000
@valeriesearles3000 Жыл бұрын
"stay in your room or you'll lose everything you love"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kayleebaginski
@kayleebaginski Жыл бұрын
Please keep making videos!
@alexisblanco88
@alexisblanco88 Жыл бұрын
Haha they are all blessings! I love it.
@hannahvelier
@hannahvelier Жыл бұрын
The baby crying at the end and the disappointment. 😂 relatable 😂
@gogirl1513
@gogirl1513 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love this
@giacomofilosofia
@giacomofilosofia Жыл бұрын
This is so borderline, I love it🤣
@SkateTroe
@SkateTroe Жыл бұрын
Too real, Laura. Too real 😂
@StingRaeTheSingingSiren
@StingRaeTheSingingSiren Жыл бұрын
Our kid literally doesn’t care what we’re doing… until we try to do THAT! 😂😂😂
@displaychicken
@displaychicken Жыл бұрын
That child is a real chip off the ol’ block
@flacat6437
@flacat6437 Жыл бұрын
Oh my the first line! 😂😂😂 so true! All of it ❤
@cfradd
@cfradd Жыл бұрын
So TRUE!
@thekikupiku
@thekikupiku Жыл бұрын
Have you heard of the Oura ring? It measures your basal temperature without having to wake up at the same time, and gives you a temperature trend in an app, based on which you can determine the temp shift
@ntmn8444
@ntmn8444 Жыл бұрын
I used OvuSense. It measures your core temperature. Took us 2 months to conceive. I can’t do the regular method of taking your temp. My work schedule is too erratic.
@FreedomandBaconHomestead
@FreedomandBaconHomestead Жыл бұрын
TempDrop is another option to add to the list. :)
@Shane_9590
@Shane_9590 Жыл бұрын
These videos are perfect for TikTok.
@elizabethmcmasters8304
@elizabethmcmasters8304 Жыл бұрын
So accurate!!!
@Maryskid
@Maryskid Жыл бұрын
😂 oh my Lord. You're on point. 😂
@RJ-bq5mr
@RJ-bq5mr Жыл бұрын
While this is hilarious, my gf is protestant and part of what's holding her up is the teaching on contraception. So this is not encouraging 😅
@gerardlegrange237
@gerardlegrange237 Жыл бұрын
Even a number of Catholics have problems with this teaching…😅
@relentlessrhythm2774
@relentlessrhythm2774 Жыл бұрын
Ascension presents has wonderful videos that will be more likely to help her.
@laurahorn
@laurahorn Жыл бұрын
While this video pokes fun at the hardships, we love NFP. I can think of thirty reasons to practice it- health benefits, natural, successful at avoiding or achieving pregnancy, practicing self control, taking sex seriously, etc. if you need resources for her please do let me know and I’d love to send them!
@gerardlegrange237
@gerardlegrange237 Жыл бұрын
@@laurahorn I think that I have all the resources to answer theological and natural law questions - thanks to Trent! But would you recommend anything more pastoral, dealing with the frustrations of abstinence and the fears of having a dry, bland sex life?
@RJ-bq5mr
@RJ-bq5mr Жыл бұрын
@@laurahorn please do! Thank you for your reply!
@littlemac1910
@littlemac1910 Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious!!
@michelleklein3056
@michelleklein3056 Жыл бұрын
"Can I come?" 🤣🤣🤣
@thepuffinpanda9139
@thepuffinpanda9139 Жыл бұрын
It is very appropriate that this was posted 9 months ago lol
@ashleyslack5960
@ashleyslack5960 Жыл бұрын
Marquette method, all the way!
@leekflower1
@leekflower1 Жыл бұрын
I'm crying...in both ways 😂😭
@JP2GiannaT
@JP2GiannaT Жыл бұрын
It hurts because it's true...
@CrankyGrandma
@CrankyGrandma Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA! I’m past those days but remember them well.
@isaacgonzales654
@isaacgonzales654 Жыл бұрын
Laura, don't u know, "women aren't funny"? ...... Ugh jk... This, among others you've done, HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
@ntmn8444
@ntmn8444 Жыл бұрын
No, just some women aren’t *cough* AMY SCHUMER! *cough*
@crazyedswonderfulworldofso9370
@crazyedswonderfulworldofso9370 Жыл бұрын
Well done! LOL!
@irishmclass2042
@irishmclass2042 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😅😂😂❤❤❤❤I cannot stop laughing!!!
@Teamfra
@Teamfra Жыл бұрын
Almost too far ;) But classic! 😂😊
@amberhyland
@amberhyland Жыл бұрын
"can I come" HAHAHAHA
@AdamZ84
@AdamZ84 Жыл бұрын
SPOT. ON. Hahahahaha.
@sartoriusrock
@sartoriusrock Жыл бұрын
"Matt wants me to read about the phallus-tines-- Philistines** to him, so..." BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@adammcmahon6970
@adammcmahon6970 Жыл бұрын
So true. Lol
@kstn415
@kstn415 Жыл бұрын
NFP always stressed me out so I never really stuck with it. A side note. Kids stress me out too. I should know. I have 8 😂
@marlonmoncrieffe0728
@marlonmoncrieffe0728 9 ай бұрын
Are any of them twins or triplets?
@SarmadLach
@SarmadLach Жыл бұрын
This is my life. How do you know my life?
@jordantome5598
@jordantome5598 Жыл бұрын
Haha so true.
@carolinpurayidom4570
@carolinpurayidom4570 Жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh imagine doing this with Adhd
@quinnvids
@quinnvids Жыл бұрын
PHALLUSTINES LOL
@daniels5511
@daniels5511 Жыл бұрын
WHO IS THE APPOINTMENT WITH lmao
@MissMoontree
@MissMoontree Жыл бұрын
Took me a few seconds that it was about NOT getting pregnant. I just thought these would be people struggling with fertility that did not want IVF :') I'm too sheltered, I've never encountered people that thought this was a good method to avoid pregnancy
@LoantakaBrook
@LoantakaBrook Жыл бұрын
NFP is suppost to help infertile couples too. Laura must not know that - kind of insensitive on her part
@LoantakaBrook
@LoantakaBrook Жыл бұрын
NFP is for those looking to get pregnant
@carolinpurayidom4570
@carolinpurayidom4570 Жыл бұрын
It also helps avoiding pregnancy.
@LoantakaBrook
@LoantakaBrook Жыл бұрын
​@@carolinpurayidom4570 NFP is not supposed be used like the BC pill when someone just doesn’t feel like having more children.
@NightKnight347
@NightKnight347 Жыл бұрын
This thread has a few things going, so I want to step in as a medical student and just comment that OP is misinformed. The Creighton Method / mucous observation practiced by couples that are properly educated is more effective at avoiding conception than "standard" birth control practices, which assume that the body can be dominated and forced into and out of sterility on a whim. Additionally as has been said, the method can be used to achieve pregnancy. Further, the method can be used to diagnose and treat a variety of diseases affecting the woman (and to a lesser extent, the man.) On top of all of that, a couple practicing this method and receiving appropriate care will have much less dangerous pregnancies, lower prevalence of multiple children per pregnancy, and as a result of these, healthier babies. It brings me so much satisfaction to help women live healthy and fulfilled lives simply by teaching them what their body is saying. Most of the methods, like basal body temperature, have simply not done the groundwork to support their claims, and I would never personally endorse them toward any direction of family planning. There is a second and more important picture that most people in our culture have a view of sex that is warped and twisted by pornography and our culture of gratification. Honestly the best reason to practice "NFP" is not so much the timing of conception, but the reclamation of our sexuality and discovering how much more there is to sexuality than mere titillation wrapped in anxiety.
@markbirmingham6011
@markbirmingham6011 Жыл бұрын
Comment for traction.
@lynnes11
@lynnes11 Жыл бұрын
If anyone can tell me those first few words out of her mouth then you win "Well .... ????????... We use a mucous-based method..."
@laurahorn
@laurahorn Жыл бұрын
"But I don't really like the work mucus"
@willing_spirit6830
@willing_spirit6830 Жыл бұрын
"NFP's super easy" Had to slow down the playback speed to catch "super easy".
@ShimobeSama
@ShimobeSama 7 ай бұрын
LOL how does mucus stop anything. Isn't everything there technically already mucus to begin with.
@NateSelof
@NateSelof Жыл бұрын
Too Far!
@theolite360
@theolite360 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣
@megandevose7631
@megandevose7631 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@j0nb0y5
@j0nb0y5 9 ай бұрын
How any marriage using nfp stays together is in itself a miracle. No need to worry about having any intimacy time when you’re supporting six kids and both work two or three jobs to barely make it.
@mayramovius6952
@mayramovius6952 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@fernandosanchezsarmiento7704
@fernandosanchezsarmiento7704 Жыл бұрын
JAJAJAJAJA
@isko-duterte-tv
@isko-duterte-tv Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@R.C.425
@R.C.425 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂😅🤣😂
@aisthpaoitht
@aisthpaoitht 3 ай бұрын
Hilarious and accurate video, but also tragic, because this is not what married life is supposed to be. The Church is way wrong on its stance against non-NFP contraception.
@Peoniesandzinnias
@Peoniesandzinnias Жыл бұрын
this is revealing of the true mortally sinful nature of NFP
@lebeccthecomputer6158
@lebeccthecomputer6158 Жыл бұрын
The church allows it so…
@willing_spirit6830
@willing_spirit6830 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part of NFP is the way it clinically reduces intimacy to a focus on a series of biological symptoms and clockwork.
@carolingian5736
@carolingian5736 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely 😊
@LoantakaBrook
@LoantakaBrook Жыл бұрын
Yes
@carolinpurayidom4570
@carolinpurayidom4570 Жыл бұрын
Umm how in that case having sex during menopause is a sin as well as periods or infertile couples you working with God's natural design not against it
@matthaeusprime6343
@matthaeusprime6343 Жыл бұрын
I almost never like female comedy. But this woman is very funny.
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