I'm sure we all know the holy tongue here, right?

Shut up or I throw water on your toaster

I thought you guys said we don't get this till Saturday!?? Praise be the omnissiah!

Your holy speech module needs some modulation, Brother Dice Check. I think what you meant was: 01000010011011110110111101110000001000000100001001101111011011110111000000100000010000100110010101100101011100000010000001000010011011110110111101110000

Did you just Beep boop me young man? Back in my day thems fighting words

lemme toast your bread

Not sure if you’ll see this Bricky, but it’s worth a shot. How do I get into Wh40k? Where do I start?

@@hellsing7310 I ain't bricky, but in terms of models/actual tabletop try a start collecting box or a unit set you would like, you don't have to start big (in fact I highly advise against starting big). Find the army by looking through rules on wahapedia and find discord servers with question or noobie help tabs. In terms of playing and learning it's mostly experience in combination with reading so if you can't afford a big enough army to play a small game with a buddy or a local gamestore I recommend checking out Tabletop simulator for gameplay, feeling out armies, etc.

@@hellsing7310 Sorry for answering instead of Bricky! I started recently, and Bricky's video helped me a LOT! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iNJ8araDnc7aYIU.html&ab_channel=Bricky

The lesser races didnt deserve to win. Your victory is justfied

Royal warden: GO LONG! *Yeets a warriors torso like a football*

I see them just slowly rising out of the soil in front of their lines right after they‘ve been shot

I imagined the dissembled parts of necrons slitering towards the battlefield.

Harry! Stop playing dead and pick up the goddamn rifle!

nah it's like FEDEX express just "DELIVERY" [tosses body]

Which is the correct way to play it. I honestly would love to be able to buy models only for finding them cool-looking, and use them only for them fun of it. I don't care if they are trash or not, I wanna use it cause it's cool. Example: Hellhounds of the Imperial Guard

I love that name. Friendhammer...feels nice. Makes me think of the emperor of mankind performing a friendship kill in Mortal Kombat X.

@@ViniciusJLima Literally everything in the Guard that isn't 'Meta'. Example: Tauros Venattors and Assault Vehicles (RIP) Valkyries, Vultures, and Vendetta Gunships. Leman Russ Plasma Executioner Basilisk Commissar, Lord Commissar, and Commissar Yarrick Scout and Armored Sentinels Manticore looks great as well, so I guess that is on the list. One day we'll have our codex where the best stuff isn't just Demolisher Tank Commander, Bullgryn, and Full Payload Manticore.

@@Dragonspirit223 dang, you just told me 2/3 of my arty/fast attack styled army wasn’t meta. Eh, it’s still fun

@@mcarrowtime7095 Oh its certainly fun to play, I use at least half the stuff on the list (Nearly all actually now that I look at it...), and its pretty nice to see how other people react to the funny rules that exist (Such as the Chemdog's auto Hit and always wound on 2s shenanigans), its just once the shock ends and they actually start punching back, you tend to die and lose board control, losing the game. I actually try to go out of my way to not be meta, because I tend to find meta playstyles as boring and repetitive, so while it gets frustrating when you lose because your not bringing 3 Tank Commanders with Demolisher Cannons, 4 Guard Squads with Mortars and 2 barebones, a few Platoon Comanders shouting move-move-move and 2 Manticores with Full Payload. Oh, and always bringing the Reroll shot dice and 18" RF Custom Guard. There's nothing wrong with playing meta or not, its just one tends to win games slightly more often and seems repetitive (To me at least). Man, I really need to get used to condensing down my ideas to not have to write TL:DRs

we even get shirtless buff men

Also some chads too

I love those dakka bots. I take them in a squad of 4, and hearing my opponent's reaction when I fire 72 S7 (with the Mars canticle) AP-2 shots downrange never gets old.

@@Dyiad that feel when the new codex removes double shoot protocol

@@TheMajorpickle01 bruh... still cryng 4 that

I didn't think this allowed. Think they have to revive in a location the model was in if possible

@@fatmanboozer1760 nope, the only restrictions of where you can reanimate is if you were not in engagement range and reanimate into it: not allowed. If you are in the charge phase when reanimating, you cannot reanimate closer than you started. Thats it. Other than that you can revive wherever you want in coherency

Ooh well I will start using this to my advantage 😏

T-pose for dominance

Really? You don't know why? :P

working on it!

The yellow is so nice it almost makes me want to abandon my current blue/white artic planet admech and go for a CAT vehicle/construction vehicle look

VIBE check

Because one bot did a bunch of hits and damage and there was more stuff coming and that was on a very important unit that basically buffed most of his army

Me too. Amazon is a great start for it. Recommend getting some hormagaunts, termagunts, and some gargoyles. Then a swarmlord and venom thrones for some big Bois. If you want just get the gene stealers to mess up some high armor bois

You could just grab a $70 monster each month, say a carnifex or trygon until you have a decent wall of teeth and blades then grab a swarmlord or hive tyrant and stock up on your smaller units through eBay where you can get fairly cheap termagaunts and hormagaunts and then you will have an army

Nah, I believe that may have been the old rules. The current reanimation protocol happens once the attacking unit has resolved all its shooting or melee attacks.

He paid extra to give the skorpekh a warlord trait when he was making his army

Yes, you score a point per kill, this counts even if the killed thing reanimated. As far as working well, idk, i have a friend who tries that, and depending on the build of crons, even though you can score multiple points per body, the bodies are still almost as tough as marines. If running a more fragile list, yes ttr isnt a bad one, but if they are running a chrono, cover arcana, dont move dynasty, etc, tts is just not fast enough

to fire with that model, yes.

@@dicedoom7162 Ahhh, I thought they had simplified it. Makes sense

@@BigJaseNZ they did simplify it kinda, in that they removed firing arcs so a model can draw line of sight from any part of the model OR base to the other model/base.

Depending on game or theme, could ve difficult or dangerous terrain, but IDK if thate even used post 5th ed.

NFL

Chadcrons of the Enjoyer dynasty with their Phaeron GigaChadtekh.

I straight up just started collecting black templars as my second army and necrons were my first!