Ange Katrina desperately hitting on virtual hostess and failing horribly (Nijisanji + Yumenographia)

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3 жыл бұрын

Ange... ange no
super introvert vs professional conversation havers
who would win
spoiler not range
Source: • 【ユメノグラフィア】モテは買える。【にじさん...
I think there's an individual who plans on translating the full stream! If you want to watch their version of the TL, their channel is / @production5491
#VtuberEN #Nijisanji #AngeKatrina #Yumenographia

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@Nekomikuri 3 жыл бұрын

obviously the not not sexual thing was a typo, they're strictly just for social conversation. There's another industry in Japan which is "health" and that's like prostitution without the extra steps lol

@Zanian19 3 жыл бұрын

Yes and no, while hostess clubs might not officially include anything sexual, a lot of them do behind the scenes. I've been to a couple with some mates, and at more than one establishment, we were asked if we wanted to continue at a nearby love hotel. And these weren't seedy backalley clubs either.

@Nekomikuri 3 жыл бұрын

@@Zanian19 that is true, I know many of these companionship services are somewhat used to actually have erotic activity. I've seen interviews of people who did the rental girlfriend thing and normally most people do so with the intent of eventually sleeping with the girl. Though, these kinds of things are not guaranteed. I think it's done as an indirect workaround to straight up prostitution, since you don't pay for intercourse itself (which is illegal) but instead for a service. Apparently a lot of love hotels do make money like this. However, it's like going to a massage parlor and expecting something extra. Sometimes it may work but you're probably going to get thrown out almost all the other times lol. I'm saying this because I think it's very important that foreigners don't get the idea that they can just ask for sex or something like that lol

@RvLeshrac 3 жыл бұрын

@@Nekomikuri Also if you're a foreigner and you ask for this you're probably going to get thrown out even if they do it.

@ridhwan3896 3 жыл бұрын

Wuah.. the information that we need..

@overchipz 3 жыл бұрын

In the USA "Health" is also like prostitution

@unnaturallynatural8885 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god Ange going around the whole ass cup was so fucking funny

@Kimri 3 жыл бұрын

I watch vtubers for escapism, not to be reminded of how my everyday life is like. The way she tries to big-brain her cup is hilariously adorable lol.

@JanitorAntisocial 3 жыл бұрын

This video is a perfect example of escapism because I felt like I desperately wanted to escape on Ange's behalf.

@bluewolf7111 3 жыл бұрын

There is no life situation as awkward as this was.

@hytrader3241 2 жыл бұрын

finally someone honest 👏

@hytrader3241 2 жыл бұрын

@@bluewolf7111 my friend, i had one even horrible.

@itsjordy2180 3 жыл бұрын

"Oh i can hold this cup" You've been saying that three times but ok

@johnb.2943 3 жыл бұрын

I've tried this on dates, and it didn't really work...

@cyrene03 3 жыл бұрын

the way Ange tries to do her intro but continually gets interrupted is pretty adorable

@MrSleepingfire 3 жыл бұрын

I made it 80 seconds before I had to pause and take a break. Glorious.

@mori7644 3 жыл бұрын

I made it to 40.

@Pilligrim-gd3oe 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. That's so awkward but hilarious 🤣

@jadefrenance6373 3 жыл бұрын

I didnt pause even if it was painful to watch

@bg2986 3 жыл бұрын

@@jadefrenance6373 nah bro, this was a multiple-breaks video for sure

@jese-kv2uc 3 жыл бұрын

I made it to 60

@neostorm999 3 жыл бұрын

1:19 DEADASS pulled out the weather deck.

@chaptereight3406 3 жыл бұрын

kuzuha moment

@sorareinsworth8514 3 жыл бұрын

the part where Ange just looks down with her hands on the table looking so defeated is so goddamn relatable

@BRuiz-cd9bh 3 жыл бұрын

Ange just freaking out and licking the whole rim of the cup fucking killed me, her and Kaya was definitely the funniest of interactions

@Cal-rb3od 3 жыл бұрын

This is an accurate representation of my everyday POV

@zetaruler 3 жыл бұрын

This but without the cute girls

@kaixnoshita5135 3 жыл бұрын

@@zetaruler hahaha

@Verxx-sc2tl 3 жыл бұрын

@@zetaruler never the cute girls, it's like they're avoiding me

@rjgarcia7990 3 жыл бұрын

@@zetaruler 😔😂

@Syncopia 3 жыл бұрын

The second hand embarrassment is off the charts on this one! Imagine Ange and Aqua in the same room.

@riastradh 3 жыл бұрын

How dare you put this need in my heart

@spritepunk 3 жыл бұрын

Oh dear lord

@dawn6237 3 жыл бұрын

oh man the relieve I felt when she finally pulls of her introduction after miserably failing for 3 times

@legefy 3 жыл бұрын

I have no idea how Ange is still single. She's gorgeous, she's charming, she's talented. ...Ooooh, that's why.

@mr_noice_guy 3 жыл бұрын

the video hasn't even started yet but I'm already laughing just imagining Ange's banters lmao

@AlphaVibes 3 жыл бұрын

VHostesses are actually pretty cool, they feel super surreal despite already knowing it's a real person.

@iliketolived1774 3 жыл бұрын

This is the first time I ever heard and seen a VHostess, looks Like fun

@neostorm999 3 жыл бұрын

Ange being an awkward dude for 10 minutes.

@jalmar40298 3 жыл бұрын

original stream is 1 hour 30 minutes

@CastleToastM 3 жыл бұрын

@@jalmar40298 jesus christ, I'd die trying to get through that

@therodentman 3 жыл бұрын

The dramatic bass stinger you added every time Ange embarrassed herself. Fuck, man, that's a sound you Feel when you're in her shoes. Amazing editing as always, my man, thank you :^)

@pixelchu 3 жыл бұрын

Imao this was hilarious but I can sense the second-hand embarrassment from this.

@-Raylight 3 жыл бұрын

Ange's hand movements are cute as always! The amount of Ange looking at her own hands are just too high lol Ange just want to kiss and touch them, Ange-Oji strikes again xD *"This cafe is pretty, but Michika is more pretty"* Smooth, but she got really flustered from her reply. Cute reaction though xD 7:00 Lmao but Kaya is such a professional Someone, please date Ange already!! xD

@sponge1234ify 3 жыл бұрын

"no they are not not sexual" Ah yes, my least unfavorite things, double negatives.

@Mechagodzilla128 3 жыл бұрын

*bonks you and neko with the grammar hammer*

@Shuttima 3 жыл бұрын

Ange glass cannon Katrina Maxed out offense but 0 defense Has a 40% chance of getting blind debuff

@legefy 3 жыл бұрын

Damn, even her offense is weak AF. She can hold the cool girl look for like 30 seconds max before she embarrasses herself and has no plan for if someone else interrupts her groove.

@daztora 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine the first thing you see and hear as a hostess is Ange screaming at you lol

@voidygenesis8417 3 жыл бұрын

Mikuri, this has been one of your best TL so far I cringed so hard watching this,that my butthole puckered to the density of a neutron star yet your editing is so good, shit had me dying through out the video. Thank you as always 🙇‍♂️

@Nekomikuri 3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@TheSurgePhoenix 3 жыл бұрын

Had to pause this video many times to take a break, the mental stamina of Ange is incredible

@sweepingtime 3 жыл бұрын

The hostesses have really soothing voices and you get a lot from them if you can initiate and hold interesting conversations.

@darukaru 3 жыл бұрын

It’s going to take me a bit to recover from hearing that anycolor runs vr hostess clubs obvious application of the technology but I had no idea they’d commercialized it!

@sininenblue9161 3 жыл бұрын

The awkwardness in the air is so thick you could choke on it

@AgentMSmith 3 жыл бұрын

This whole vid had me cry laughing haha thanks neko for the Ange TLs, always love the effects you add to them, too lol

@yuukirin42 3 жыл бұрын

So this is the extent of her cherry boy power...

@spritepunk 3 жыл бұрын

Not a lot from my pov lmao

@WillowMeow 3 жыл бұрын

I don't think I've seen Ange do a success in flirting

@8koi245 3 жыл бұрын

It's like Ina landing a joke...

@Jptorrent004 3 жыл бұрын

Boy, failing horribly at social, I've been there often lmao

@sendhelp8441 3 жыл бұрын

You've been there? I've yet to fully escape

@newleafoverit 3 жыл бұрын

you've been there? im still here ;-;

@user-qf2rx8ir3n 3 жыл бұрын

Help i am stuck there too Social: current population 3

@sendhelp8441 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-qf2rx8ir3n current population 3? Mine's only 1 kek

@user-qf2rx8ir3n 3 жыл бұрын

@@sendhelp8441 WAIT WAIT NO NO NO WHERE DID EVERYONE GO WHERE- WHERE AM I IS THIS EVEN REAL OH MY GOD THERES NOTHING THERES NEVER BEEN ANYTHING MY LIFE HAS BEEN A FUCKING LIE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT NO NOOOOOOO NO NO FUUUCKKKK FUUUUCKKKK WHHHYYYYY

@seyana5045 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, a vtuber portraying my social life which is dead already. God Ange's so cute. And VHostesses too.

@Jeinn9095 3 жыл бұрын

Blessed day for us to be graced by yet another Ange vid

@riddivalion 3 жыл бұрын

The highlight of this was definitely the cup passing, got me to laugh!

@gehirndoper 3 жыл бұрын

Those hostesses are great though, they captured what Ange was about and each came up with a unique way to roll with the situation and keep it interesting.

@Nekomikuri 3 жыл бұрын

Well they're basically professional socializers so yeah they have to be good lol

@tntxgoodin 3 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for Ange. This is exactly how I act when I try to socialise irl and in games such as vrchat.

@tyrone8404 3 жыл бұрын

ange's reactions, both her physical and behavioral reactions, are simply just too cute and funny i love lmao the edits added a lot to it too lol thanks for the translations and edit

@yoursonisold8743 3 жыл бұрын

Just as awkward as Shigure Ui's Yumenographia date, except somehow still less gay. Ange gotta step up her game lol

@johnbao444 3 жыл бұрын

Wait where?

@yoursonisold8743 3 жыл бұрын

@@johnbao444 The first step might be to put "Shigure Ui" and "Yumenographia" into the searchbar...

@johnbao444 3 жыл бұрын

@@yoursonisold8743 Yea, I did that. Is the collab with Shuba and Maimoto? I originally thought it was a solo thing.

@yoursonisold8743 3 жыл бұрын

@@johnbao444 A solo what...? They each did one stream with one of the Yumenographia girls. Shigure had a date with Miyu. There was a word game involved, but it basically was just Shigure being gay for 30 minutes. Maimoto and Subaru just watched/gave sideline commentary. This is the stream: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fLiUislqrseWmqc.html

@johnbao444 3 жыл бұрын

@@yoursonisold8743 yea that's the one I found. School setting instead of a bar.

@TheOrene 3 жыл бұрын

“i CaN tOuCh tHiS, hUh?” Ahh, never change Ange

@GENeralGremory 3 жыл бұрын

7:02 This is the moment where I... for the first time in my life... laughed and died both outside and inside

@LoL-pt9ow 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah after watching this I feel like I am the most outgoing person in the world

@FatedMusic 3 жыл бұрын

Ange's special brand of awkwardness is fantastic as always. Thanks for the translation!

@brawpp8987 3 жыл бұрын

Ange went from to introvert to creepy ojisan

@madoromi_kenshi 3 жыл бұрын

I've never been in this type of situation, yet absolutely know that I'd be as bad as Ange was here. That's how relatable this feels lmao

@ErebosGR 3 жыл бұрын

"Ojisan janai, ikemen da!" - Ange (probably)

@DinirNertan 3 жыл бұрын

It took -1 seconds to ever so violently fall from ‘haha awkward but this is still fun to watch’ to ‘NO ANGE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@LarusFotia 3 жыл бұрын

"No they are not sexual" To be fair, I think people are getting a sexual vibe from host bars because of popular media showing them off as something sexual. At least, as a foreigner, that's what I see most people on the internet portray host bars. Either that or it's because I'm only 20 and have never been into a bar so every bar is just alien to me.

@Nekomikuri 3 жыл бұрын

Some people think geishas are prostitutes or something. Actual "health" places already exist in Japan. Men can just go there instead if they wanted such services. But usually bars are for the social and friendly atmosphere.

@LarusFotia 3 жыл бұрын

@@Nekomikuri Learn something new everyday, huh. Thank you for the information!

@ruuby1006 3 жыл бұрын

Well, Yakuza series seem to illustrate the charm of hostclubs really well

@Wayra_ 2 жыл бұрын

@@ruuby1006 what do i gotta do to manage a virtual hostess club in yakuza 8

@64BitsFromHell 3 жыл бұрын

That final "and thus, Ange continued being forever alone..." had me laughing way too hard. Very nice. Thank you for the translation!

@PandaXs1 3 жыл бұрын

I was like "this can't be worse than the one time Maimoto visited Yumenographia" but then it was, by a lot Orz

@arts1628 3 жыл бұрын

Im smiling so much that my face hurt holy crap 😂 Ok im halfway of video but i think i will not survive this 🤣

@blookester6583 2 жыл бұрын

4:22 I'd never think I'd see the day where an anime waifu girl is sad that her anime waifu girl is gone

@itzoniichacha5963 3 жыл бұрын

When she turned the cup around i started cry laughing oh man this is great lmao

@CiDK 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a simple man, i see Ange on the title i click

@johnlu3244 3 жыл бұрын

That cup trick Ange did was amazing!

@Venentine 3 жыл бұрын

Even with my limited Japanese I can immediately tell how badly Ange is handling it lmao bless her

@Venentine 3 жыл бұрын

Knowing her she's definitely playing up the awkwardness a bit but those awkward silences are just so genuine

@iceblitz1668 3 жыл бұрын

@@Venentine nah, she is an introvert

@zedrith5944 3 жыл бұрын

5:49 face of pure happiness.

@noraiou 3 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when an Introvert go to the Host club

@sultannur6125 3 жыл бұрын

This... is just internal suffering, even if I'm not physically there, I'm very familiar with the pain

@benjars438 3 жыл бұрын

"Don't you guys think Nano likes me?!" "I was like a Cool Dude" - Ange-Oji 8:15 👁 Just do it Kaya!! 👁

@CaporegimeMarcus 3 жыл бұрын

7:00 Ange went full Oji and I love it XD

@csquaredfilms 3 жыл бұрын

im too tired to form a good compliment but good job on somehow translating not just what they’re saying but how they feel. im pretty sure thats why you’re my favorite translator, cause you’re able to translate emotions as well anyway, good video 11/10 thanks for tl

@GascognePrime 3 жыл бұрын

This second-hand embarrassment I'm feeling is quite unbearable... yet intriguing

@mdoth4042 3 жыл бұрын

Not even a minute in but just seeing the title lets me know Im in for a ride God bless our introverted red head

@tenkorochi 3 жыл бұрын

Normally when I find something funny I just lightly chuckle or smile. But this... I legit laughed out loud and had to literally pause the video to recompose myself (from laughing and cringing) Ange is so awkwardly funny that it ends up being cute. And your editing is on point as always making the clips even funnier.

@boitaho 3 жыл бұрын

The secondhand embarrassment! PLEASE! MAKE IT STAHP!

@Misspe11ed 3 жыл бұрын

The little edits really add to video, really good stuff, definitely subbing.

@panduvandal 3 жыл бұрын

Pog another Ange translation

@blakeverdon4492 3 жыл бұрын

**sharp breath in** Aaahhhhhhh... I'm less than a minute in and I already know I'm gonna feel SOOOO much second-hand embarrassment lmao

@sonicfraisheya4028 3 жыл бұрын

That michika is an ange killer. 4:52 Telling that ange is more cute? Man you know that's true.

@thatmtrx1421 3 жыл бұрын

had to pause MULTIPLE times to recompose myself socially awkward Ange is golden thank you for the clip EDIT: AHAHAHAHAH I WAS ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH good god that was painful thank you again

@kaage3656 3 жыл бұрын

any clips of ange are the best kinds of clips but this video was sent from the heavens to bless me

@seaphd 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for TLing this. I watch it monthly.

@bakk3731 3 жыл бұрын

i cant even watch this clip in one sitting, let alone the entire stream

@Shovelbutt12 2 жыл бұрын

I come back and watch this vid from time to time. Fills me with glee every time

@TristanDoingGood 3 жыл бұрын

There's just so much beauty in the world. I'm not crying, you're crying, shut up.

@tommypowell4994 3 жыл бұрын

Damn the part where she tried getting an indirect kiss was hillarious xD

@Nekomikuri 3 жыл бұрын

Ange is a girl...

@tommypowell4994 3 жыл бұрын

@@Nekomikuri ah, wasn't 100% sure :P her voice was so deep i just asumed, never know who might be behind avatars lol im new to her channel, this was the first clip i had seen from her xD subbed instantly after watching it though lol

@Nekomikuri 3 жыл бұрын

@@tommypowell4994 yeah she's a girl which you can hear more if she plays horror

@TheMegaRin 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for subbing, this was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time lol

@sonibrahmana5814 3 жыл бұрын

The pain. I can feel the pain. Her choice of words and her hand gestures made my brain sting so much because of remembering how awkward I used to be. It's like that old wound that just suddenly gushed out blood.

@JooooordanC 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the upload! :)

@rjgarcia7990 3 жыл бұрын

me cringing after 20sec of every convo 😂

@KidBoodha 3 жыл бұрын

Yo, Neko Mikuri! Another Ange video!? Thank you so much for these blessed videos.

@Marcus-gx4yk 3 жыл бұрын

1:42 blessed ange is too damn funny

@Nocturnturn 3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD! It's so funny it hurts x'DDD It starts bad already, but boy does she get worse with each one... love it xD

@Texmex386 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like I learned a lot from this clip

@Ahmera 2 жыл бұрын

It seems Ichikara killed this off and the service closes by EOY.

@Jptorrent004 3 жыл бұрын

I think Ange had a chance with that last hostess... well at least for part of their encounter.

@derpedfox 2 жыл бұрын

Omatase, mata- "Not really I just arrived here" Ah ok..

@AmeLilith 3 жыл бұрын

I felt way too seen with the way Ange just kept looking at her own hands Kaya knew exactly what she was doing the whole time LMAO poor Ange

@ridhwan3896 3 жыл бұрын

That actually quiet decent of Ange. If we compare it with others, we may find someone that speak less than 1 minute. And then, endless silent spree. Or even using weather and temperature deck just to continue a few second talk.

@dinozero2 3 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one keep pausing the video because of secondhand embarrassment?

@Mofuroi 3 жыл бұрын

Im hiding my embarassment with laughter. It's not working. I feel pain.

@RaySpartan315 2 жыл бұрын

I've been trying to steel myself to watch the whole video but I keep pausing every 10 seconds. How the hell am I gonna make it to 10 minutes!? Amazing translation and editing as always Neko Mikuri. Now... Back to the try not to cringe challenge

@f4ww4z 3 жыл бұрын

Why am I the one getting embarrassed here

@inventor4279 3 жыл бұрын

how does she manage to be so tomboyish yet so shy

@AyukiAkiba 3 жыл бұрын

fuck that was hilarious love Ange. thank you for translating!

@miyukihoshimachi443 2 жыл бұрын

ange is the funniest vtuber i ever seen and i really like her 😆

@DeOnlyChi 3 жыл бұрын

man thank god i am slightly masochistic cuz this made the pain meter go off the charts.

@Nekomikuri 3 жыл бұрын

I'm masochistic as fuck. Yet this still hurt

@zeihnwise4000 3 жыл бұрын

dammit, her internal screams resonates with me very damn well omg Ange....

@wow...404 3 жыл бұрын

This is so painful to watch and I hate it. Thanks for the clips and tls!

@chiba6110 3 жыл бұрын

I'm crying and cringing so hard and I have paused the video so many times just to stand up and breathe, and I'm sorry if this affects analitics, but the pain man

@Nekomikuri 3 жыл бұрын

pain-ange