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Hasan Picks His Harry Potter House | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix
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5 жыл бұрынOn this week's Deep Cuts Hasan chooses which house he would be sorted into at Hogwarts, and it's one we didn't realize was an option. He also reveals who his scariest interaction at the 2017 White House Correspondents' Dinner was with, his thoughts on how dangerous Mitch McConnell really is, and tells the story of an unlikely interaction with a fan on the street.
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@oof-rr5nf 5 жыл бұрын
"you know how Indian people stare" how dare you shake me to the core by acknowledging a universal truth like it means nothing
@annih7385 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@StartupDivision 5 жыл бұрын
"Stare" you mean look. Literally everyone "looks", its not called "Staring".
@goolumf 5 жыл бұрын
Startup Division yoinks
@thiscommentor2858 5 жыл бұрын
He says it all the time. Like, he said, "I know my baby is Indian, ummm because she stares." And well we do, we may deny it, we may think it was a glimpse, but we do...
@GemsOfIndianRight 5 жыл бұрын
@@thiscommentor2858 exactly..everyone stares...not just "indians".
@tea-ue4gc 5 жыл бұрын
anyone: *asks question* hasan: but what about YOU
@tamiflu470 5 жыл бұрын
because the questions are stupid. "what flavor of Doritos are you"???
@ananyasahay 5 жыл бұрын
So true 😂
@nooriman5944 5 жыл бұрын
I love when he does that so engaging
@joyadero8590 5 жыл бұрын
This is the real 'whataboutism' that we need to stop
@astrangermagi 5 жыл бұрын
I just watched a video by Trevor Noah were he claimed that Indians manage to ask thousands of questions within a conversation and now that I'm watching this it feels like KZfaq is trying to prove his point
@anoushkadhar122 5 жыл бұрын
the most desi thing about this episode was the guy who said he'd pivot from engineer to doctor like oof
@JTsGrl1381 5 жыл бұрын
That guy exist, and he's my brother-in-law, no joke.
@MrSexydivas 5 жыл бұрын
@@JTsGrl1381 that's amazing
@SpectreOfWallSt 5 жыл бұрын
The guy who said that was my younger cousin lol.
@christineprasad1547 5 жыл бұрын
@@SpectreOfWallSt so um is he single..😅
@karthikchandra8535 5 жыл бұрын
and only indian ppl will understand what desi means lol
@ridwanquick 5 жыл бұрын
If i get a selfie with this dude, I'm gonna post it on twitter with a caption "Finally met this guy, Timothée Chalamet."
@loading1345 5 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆
@theh0lycow 4 жыл бұрын
even better, meet him at starbucks
@vidheyeshprabhu1174 3 жыл бұрын
That's a good one 😂😂😂
@FishBoneD14 5 жыл бұрын
That one guys has the most Indian parents ever. They got him good with that engineer to doctor pivot.
@oof-rr5nf 5 жыл бұрын
i knooooow. exactly what was on my mind
@dharabarot4033 5 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I thought
@thiscommentor2858 5 жыл бұрын
My husband gave me the exact same answer after our arranged marriage. And I am an absolute filmi weirdo, our entire future flashed before my eyes in that very moment. But we are breaking each other slowly, corroding is more like it.
@oof-rr5nf 5 жыл бұрын
@@thiscommentor2858 awwww :')
@ImTheCookieMonster95 5 жыл бұрын
@@thiscommentor2858 do you love him?
@cxllider 5 жыл бұрын
Lazier than I am woke. My new tinder bio.
@Nitrodino7875 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Trader Jose is fucking fine by me lol.
@taakotuesdays 5 жыл бұрын
My daily mood
@rajadhirajmaharaj 5 жыл бұрын
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@mohanmeakin636 5 жыл бұрын
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@narasimhabangera3000 5 жыл бұрын
He s jihadi...he hates non Islamic people... Dey jst using deir innocence... to bcm popular
@forpeaches5115 4 жыл бұрын
The “awww” in chorus everytime Hasan talks about his daughter
@milipatel3118 4 жыл бұрын
Where did that happen
@HouseMDaddict 5 жыл бұрын
I think he'd be a ravenclaw. He's really clever and seems really intelligent
@flamesofchaos13 5 жыл бұрын
He's a Ravenpuff confirmed. Though he will be living with Hagrid that's canon.
@HouseMDaddict 5 жыл бұрын
@@flamesofchaos13 I'd want to live with Hagrid too! And chill with Fang
@falcomalko5938 5 жыл бұрын
HouseMDaddict that sat score tho man
@flamesofchaos13 5 жыл бұрын
@@HouseMDaddict I'd too if it's an option!
@wordzmyth 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah totally Ra enclaw. He thinks too much for any other house.
@annabella_prinx 5 жыл бұрын
An engineer that would pivot to medicine? As an engineering student, let me say... That's nuts, bro. I'd pivot to something like photography.
@oof-rr5nf 5 жыл бұрын
if my man wants to go from Death By Stress to Death By a Different Kinda Stress, let him 😤
@annabella_prinx 5 жыл бұрын
@@oof-rr5nf Mmmm you're right!
@gp1925 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, that’s like an immigrant parents dream child there lol. Like, that’s the answer I’d give in front of my parents. From engineer to doctor but on the real, I’d really join the circus.
@nidhi-nb7ws 5 жыл бұрын
As a biomedical engineer i don't know how to react
@Rumpum06 5 жыл бұрын
Engineering to photography? You're Farhan from 3 Idiots.
@Betta66 5 жыл бұрын
Hasan actually spoke at my college a year or two ago. I wrote a question asking what Hogwarts house he thought he'd be in, but they never got around to asking him that.
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 5 жыл бұрын
ibXCV it’s one of the most asked questions on the public speaking circuit. I mean ffs they wanted Hillary Clinton to make a Gryffindor metaphor for her campaign. It stopped being clever fifteen years ago.
@Betta66 5 жыл бұрын
@@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 Hasan is a massive Harry Potter fan, though
@ivonedefigueiredo9301 5 жыл бұрын
The Harry Potter: Wizards Unite AR (augmented reality) mobile game just came out less than 2 weeks ao, so that’s probably why it’s top of mind these days. Great game by the way.
@username9325 5 жыл бұрын
Well, now that you know, I hope you're happy knowing that
@Briggsian 5 жыл бұрын
@@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 that makes no sense, Hillary is obviously a Slytherin. Most politicians are for that matter
@whatgsaid 5 жыл бұрын
Hasan is the type of Ravenclaw who would think of the most sideways and random - but preposterously well-researched and flawlessly argued - answers to the riddles requiring entry to the Common Room that the statue would no longer bother, he would just be let in on sight.
@flamesofchaos13 5 жыл бұрын
He 100% a Ravenclaw with some Hufflepuff traits.
@iamwhatiam1221 5 жыл бұрын
your way of composing words together around with each other is pretty good. loved reading the pattern you created without any literal breakage.
@alexachipman 4 жыл бұрын
lol just be let in on sight I love it
@tvnet222 5 жыл бұрын
Let's be real: the people who are most likely to create their own majors are Ravenclaws because they're intellectual extras.
@oof-rr5nf 5 жыл бұрын
exactly. i detest people characterising ravenclaw as The House of Hermiones when there are a billion ways to be wise in life! canon case in point: the one and only, luna lovegood
@violetlavi2207 5 жыл бұрын
Ravenclaws are the people who challenge academic norms because it’s too restrictive (as you said), and that’s why I don’t really see that as Hermione’s “true House”. She needed courage to break the rules, Ravenclaws just need a reason
@TheSilverGarnet 5 жыл бұрын
Telling it like it is!! 🥰 but I think Hufflepuffs would be a great asset in helping with the idea. Ravenclaws would pursue and make it happen!
@celestialvenus6711 5 жыл бұрын
Yes! I'm a Ravenclaw to the core, but I DON'T always score great on tests. I don't climb my friends to get to success. I don't memorise every page of my textbooks. I am bomb on the topics I am passionate about, and and can debate back and forth for hours. (Literally. 7 consecutive hours is my record so far). I love books, Only if they are history or adventure or something exciting. I hate Physics and Chemistry. I am not a boring old wart, but rather fun loving and bouncy. Being a Ravenclaw means thinking out of the box, breaking out of our confines, not to have boring heads buried in textbooks!
@celestialvenus6711 5 жыл бұрын
@Lockjaw I did take the test 11 times on Pottermore, and got Ravenclaw nine times. That's pretty simple Math. And well, you're obviously not Ravenclaw either.
@dimplemehta153 5 жыл бұрын
I like that Hasan is really nice to his audience and doesn't need to put them down to get humour. I mean I am really sensitive and I get defensive when comedian make fun of the audience members. 🤪🤣
@ziyad1809 4 жыл бұрын
Lol pussy
@Blue-jo9fl 4 жыл бұрын
I agree.. That's one reason I started watching him.
@karimoriakhel8287 4 жыл бұрын
Dimple Mehta yeah not like Kapil Sharna show, he is funny too but most of the time he makes fun of their audience and make them embarrassed
@gyanapriyapanda 4 жыл бұрын
@@karimoriakhel8287 Exactly. I too was going to mention him. He is rude many a times.
@elizablue8134 4 жыл бұрын
@@gyanapriyapanda He's a comedian of course some of it is going to come off rude to someone. What comedian hasn't done that? He's interacting with his audience and enjoying responding to them. It comes off genuine and you can tell he gets nervous which is relatable.
@DrAdnan 5 жыл бұрын
Hasan has no mercy for UC Santa Cruz 😂
@nooriman5944 5 жыл бұрын
Adnan A I see ur comment on every third or fourth video I watch
@DrAdnan 5 жыл бұрын
Noor ul Iman I usually show up in every video people watch. I’m slacking
@maheka9623 5 жыл бұрын
disrespecting the hufflepuffs like dat smh
@MajorMlgNoob 4 жыл бұрын
I mean their mascot is the Banana Slug
@rachelauguste 5 жыл бұрын
Facebook quiz doesn’t count 😂 go on Pottermore
@jmkwm 5 жыл бұрын
Rachel Auguste exactly, know your basics! Smh 😆 this dude would obviously be a Hufflepuff
@arikakarin2323 5 жыл бұрын
Yet the facebook quiz more likely from pottermore tho
@GP-qo6yz 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@MissMatched 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking.
@nicolle2126 4 жыл бұрын
idk using the facebook quiz is a pretty Gryffindor thing to do
@annabella_prinx 5 жыл бұрын
I've always thought of Hasan as a Ravenclaw with too much sense of humor to be only book smart.
@wordzmyth 5 жыл бұрын
Totally.
@grinnylein 5 жыл бұрын
First Ravenclaw have lots of humor. One of the house traits is being witty. And the founder had a stature build of her with a hidden dick joke on it!
@ravenn2631 5 жыл бұрын
If you’re a Potter fan and an activist at the same time, I actually recommend the Harry Potter and the Sacred Text podcast. (www.harrypottersacredtext.com). It analyzes each of the Potter books for all kinds of deeper lessons, that aren’t cliche and can just be completely fascinating with how observant the two hosts are.
@GP-qo6yz 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh ravenclaws are witty af
@mai-ph9yo 4 жыл бұрын
ravenclaws are intelligent. it doesn't necessarily mean textbook intelligence
@jakobledoux2599 5 жыл бұрын
"Hufflepuff has a badger for their mascot" "Yeah, cuz their cuddly" Bruh, these people obviously know nothing about Badgers lmao
@jiraniku6550 4 жыл бұрын
True, they are dubbed the most fearless animal.
@elliana5728 4 жыл бұрын
Honey badger don’t give a shit
@claireluvsthemovies3294 4 жыл бұрын
Or Harry Potter
@AbhijayAgarwal 3 жыл бұрын
They're cuddly! Until they bite your arm off
@Ashley-Lopez 2 жыл бұрын
Me, a Casual Geographic fan: 👀
@oshp.2879 5 жыл бұрын
I want to congratulate those who are first but dont have the urge the comment it
@griezmann-_-3419 5 жыл бұрын
Thank u
@griezmann-_-3419 5 жыл бұрын
Np
@runningowl1812 5 жыл бұрын
First!
@booradely6423 5 жыл бұрын
Lazier than I'm woke 🤷
@omegaman5663 5 жыл бұрын
@Proud Bangladeshi গর্বিত বাংলাদেশী What the fuck are you doing here?
@SherlocksLeftNipple 5 жыл бұрын
I like the amount of Hufflepuffs to Gryffindors in that audience. Puff Pride, my dudes. Also, Ravenclaws can have beef with everyone, including themselves.
@varshashankar9902 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a ravenclaw and that is spot on
@chrisleneil 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes I do.
@vdiitd 5 жыл бұрын
From Engineer to Doctor... was that guy Indian? Only Indian parents want their child to be only one of these. 😂😂
@CAMiiKatze 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking he must be the dream son to all asian/Latin American parents choosing engineer or doctor by himself... if his next choice would be lawyer my parents would gladly exchange me for him
@luisacampos3893 5 жыл бұрын
and brazilians
@jewelrylover2958 4 жыл бұрын
Ana Luísa Campos basically immigrant parents cus same for Nigerians
@leayahmalik420 4 жыл бұрын
vdiitd you can get away with being a lawyer
@Deathnote2539 3 жыл бұрын
I don't even have a career I'm 22 trust me folks your choices could be worse XD
@hxbxbxgxhxjxj1577 5 жыл бұрын
as a sudanese thank you for covering the situation I was getting frustrated by the lack of coverage from the media so thank you
@JeffreySmiles_ 5 жыл бұрын
I just love the free flowing millenial talk...it's one of those moments where I feel truly connected on the internet, again.
@SS-jc5oo 5 жыл бұрын
HOW CAN HASAN BE SO COOL AND FUN? AND THOSE EYES MY GOD! FULL OF HAPPINESS AND LIGHT May you stay like this always Love from India ❤.
@willcrago4463 5 жыл бұрын
Basically “the scariest thing about Mitch McConnell is he is..... competent.” Love it!
@Matty80822 4 жыл бұрын
as much as I dislike him I always respected his level of strategy and focus. he doesn't let scandals faze him
@laraay892 5 жыл бұрын
Like for the fact that we have 16 minutes of DeEp CuTsss¡!
@tayyiba.c 5 жыл бұрын
*Where my Slytherin representation at!?*
@jgyapologist7946 4 жыл бұрын
Whoo
@tahsinrahman1668 4 жыл бұрын
we're ri8 here
@KittySnicker 4 жыл бұрын
Rafa C HELL YEAH
@alexachipman 4 жыл бұрын
Right here!
@annikahausen_ 4 жыл бұрын
💚💚💚
@BitterLime90 5 жыл бұрын
Mitch McConnell strength comes from our collective ignorance and false equivalency between the parties.
@UVjoint 4 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Jung and Chev4 Omega, I think he's a mercenary who's very crafty at accomplishing what he wants. It's just that those who give him money have the wrong motives.
@Anitacupcupcake08 5 жыл бұрын
i wish you would talk about venezuela and also how both political parties in the us are misusing information from our country as propaganda.
@Stratsfinest 5 жыл бұрын
🗣YES!
@nehanishanp 5 жыл бұрын
ZOMGG YES ABSOLUTELY
@aspirallingmess8319 5 жыл бұрын
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@mariagy4 5 жыл бұрын
This de the stupidest thing anyone has ever said
@YourMajesty143 5 жыл бұрын
My family is safe in Venezuela and love Maduro! I wish they'd show both sides of the story!!
@anee7558 4 жыл бұрын
Out of all the things he said, that "you know how indian people stare?" really got me. Why do we do that :')
@ATaha-sd8xj 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks again hassan for shining a light on our issue in Sudan 💙🇸🇩
@paridasnapesnapesnape5584 5 жыл бұрын
*HASAN + TEAM* can you *PLEASE cover physician/resident suicides and burnout* ? It's a huge issue that isn't getting the coverage it deserves. If patients were being affected at such a high rate, people would be freaking out. We need to take care of the people who we trust to take care of us. (There's a great documentary on this called "Do No Harm")
@UnsolicitedContext 5 жыл бұрын
Parida Snapesnapesnape seriously, lost the guy who was across from me in anatomy. The system is the problem.
@jiraniku6550 4 жыл бұрын
It takes more than smarts to stay in medschool, internship, residency and beyond. You have to put in hours of lost sleep and sometimes thankless effort. The sacrifice to stay on duty for holidays and missing out on occasions with family and loved ones. The difficulty in handling cases. Prescribing meds and performing surgery is not as easy as what patients see on tv. It's sometimes a trial and error thing or wait and see mostly with meds, while surgery is mentally and physically tiring in some cases. Doctor's also get stressed, burnout, have mental issues, get addicted, suffer from chronic pains of hands, back, feet etc. Some female doctors have menstrual and infertility problems. It's hard to admit that sometimes you wish you've taken a different path.
@cazia9 5 жыл бұрын
Let's break it down Hassan Minhaj and Stephen Colbert - Ravenclaw John Oliver and Trevor Noah - Hufflepuff Jon Stewart & Sam Bee - Gryffendor
@noorishataef6477 5 жыл бұрын
cazia9 Conan lives with hagrid
@tahsinrahman1668 4 жыл бұрын
@@noorishataef6477 i agree
@kalpanamishra8572 4 жыл бұрын
It is Hasan with a single s
@keshavviswanathan4623 4 жыл бұрын
Seth Meyers is a Slytherin
@livialohanda800 4 жыл бұрын
Ronny Chieng would probably a Gryffindor, but he might also be a Slytherin because he's mad at everything.
@tirthasimanta2608 5 жыл бұрын
If I ever take a pic with Hasan Minhaj,I will frame it in my room. Also a Bengali btw
@nuzhatnayeem1119 5 жыл бұрын
Ay gang gang
@owlright7524 5 жыл бұрын
I’m Bangladeshi
@nuzhatnayeem1119 5 жыл бұрын
@@owlright7524 yo me too bro
@rounakdutta3241 5 жыл бұрын
I'd do the same
@taasinbinhossainalvi9173 5 жыл бұрын
Yoooooo Bengali Master Race
@hafsahafsahafsaaa 5 жыл бұрын
I actually thought that he would take 16 minutes just choosing his House.
@mickey0333 5 жыл бұрын
hahaha same
@suhailanaz 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he has something to say about almost every question asked. The questioning spectrum is so wide but he has knowledge of about everything.
@XFactorGlory 5 жыл бұрын
As soon as Hasan said "Alexa, play Zayn Malik," my Alexa lit up.
@muazabdul-aziz8258 5 жыл бұрын
Rose I was listening on my Alexa and it paused the video because of that🤣
@srayj 5 жыл бұрын
Same here! Mine actually responded about how if I want to play a specific song, I need to sign up for Amazon music.
@CitrisBand 5 жыл бұрын
Lol SAME
@johnchessant3012 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty much the exact opposite of the kid at the end. If I ever got a pic with Hasan, I'd probably frame it prominently in my living room. Also I'm Ravenclaw, and if I had to choose a second house it'd be Hufflepuff.
@flamesofchaos13 5 жыл бұрын
I'm Hufflepuff and my second house would be Ravenclaw. But I'm afraid I'm actually a Huffindor I got traits of both.
@oof-rr5nf 5 жыл бұрын
gotta respect ravenclaws who respect the badger house
@katkat4223 5 жыл бұрын
@@flamesofchaos13 honestly same
@Spaceboundwitch 5 жыл бұрын
learning that hasan was/is listening to zayn sing whole new world is the best thing in my day right now
@RXH88 5 жыл бұрын
Hasan if you read this, WE NEED the intro song on Spotify! Key word being NEED!!!!
@Verge_of_sanity 4 жыл бұрын
As an engineer I'll pivot to something like dog whisperer.
@username9325 5 жыл бұрын
That thing about being like a widget in life... I'm just happy seeing the video, him talk, I hope not many people would actually do that... Thank You
@tharsh_ 5 жыл бұрын
I've just recently started watching Hasan and I've got to say I love how humble and just such a kind person he is. And it's so lovely to see how he interacts with the crowd. :')
@MoonlitNyxx 4 жыл бұрын
All the episodes make me feel both... like “Thank you for covering that because omg how did I not know that”... I live under a rock
@kinglyyasin5985 5 жыл бұрын
I love how they put subtitles on so you get what they are saying.
@brittanybelo1361 5 жыл бұрын
Just found out recently there’s a « natural » flavor of Doritos ... bc they’re actually tortilla chips. Blew. My. Mind.
@manjunath5010 4 жыл бұрын
He damn speaks his mind every moment. Wonderful story teller, and everything is so damn funny and realistic at the same time. No acting, reading the script, like living the moment. Awesomeness !!!
@Spaceboundwitch 5 жыл бұрын
Hasan will always be a hufflepuff in my eyes with ravenclaw as a secondary house
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 5 жыл бұрын
Hufflepuff on the streets, Groundskeeper in the sheets.
@oof-rr5nf 5 жыл бұрын
true dat! adorable and smart as hell. but more adorable. and genuinely seems to care about the impact of his job... which is rare enough
@FreyaEinde 5 жыл бұрын
I agree he's got that all around guy quality.
@bukkaharshvardhan 5 жыл бұрын
The deep cuts bit is so freaking genius! Sure others have tried it, but you make it work man!
@XCaPTainClipzX 5 жыл бұрын
“It’s getting black mirror” Wrong the cellphone is a black mirror
@JustOneAsbesto 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's how Brooker got the name for the show.
@sammyceedee 3 жыл бұрын
THE ABSOLUTE *INHUMAN FANGIRL SQUEAL* I LET OUT WHEN HE SAID HIS MOST PLAYED TRACK WAS ZAYN-
@browtf4272 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god Same
@goldenthyme13 5 жыл бұрын
Hufflepuffs represent! I like to think everyone is like me and didn't think they were hufflepuff till they did the official quiz and now we all go hard on it.
@ivonedefigueiredo9301 5 жыл бұрын
goldenthyme13 Same with Slytherin.
@flamesofchaos13 5 жыл бұрын
100% what I am. Hufflepuff was a joke to me then I did the quiz and now I'm all like Best House Ever!
@madi846 5 жыл бұрын
i love how much he loves Zayn, like he stans lol
@browtf4272 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he has taste and he’s brown afterall
@myname14567 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like he never answers the questions haha and I would love to hear some of his answers
@potatopie223 3 жыл бұрын
He says he'd be in Hagrid's house and is dissing Gryffindors, but Hagrid was a Gryffindor
@flabarbieri 5 жыл бұрын
According to Pottermore, I'm a Slytherin married to a Hufflepuff. I dig.
@pmp1340 5 жыл бұрын
12:10 THEY WAY I JUST SCREAMED! THE REASON I FOUND ABOUT HASAN WAS BC HE WAS COMPLEMENTING ZAYN LAST YEAR. WE STAN. A WHOLE NEW WORLD S L A P S
@browtf4272 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Zyswest 5 жыл бұрын
either it's Cool Ranch or we've got ourselves a Mandela
@guyunderwood2297 5 жыл бұрын
They changed the names to Cooler Ranch and Nacho Cheesier in the 90's because 90's. They've since changed the names back. I personally feel like they should have instead changed the names to Coolest Ranch and Nacho Cheesiest.
@majda836 5 жыл бұрын
Notifications squad!! Moroccannn fan over here!! Love the show!!
@Night_Owlette_30 5 жыл бұрын
Moroccan here too
@pacho7489 5 жыл бұрын
moroccan here too
@liligarou58 5 жыл бұрын
Saaaame
@glenncoco9624 4 жыл бұрын
only thing that comes to my mind when I hear pivot is Ross screaming "pivOt ..PIVOT!!"
@aubreeaidyn1691 5 жыл бұрын
This guy never fails to make me laugh
@darmakarma102 5 жыл бұрын
Just watched the Spy who Dumped Me today - everyone did such a great job. Also can't wait for series 4, so I appreciate these Deep Cuts to hold us over.
@MsSHINeeTVXQSuju 5 жыл бұрын
HEY NOW, NACHO CHEESE IS THE BEST FLAVOR FOR DORITOS.
@oof-rr5nf 5 жыл бұрын
man why do you support trump, come on now 😔
@taakotuesdays 5 жыл бұрын
FUCKING THANK YOU ITS THE ONLY VALID FLAVOR
@SalmaAhmed-bk8qv 5 жыл бұрын
When you said "Alex, play Zayn Malik's A Whole New World" my Alexa heard and started playing the song o_o
@allyfiorido902 4 жыл бұрын
I forget how well-spoken hassan is sometimes. He's so funny and seems v approachable too!
@chickidnoguts1177 5 жыл бұрын
You’re the best Hassan!!
@kamranshah3168 5 жыл бұрын
When's China on your list?? Their camps for Uyghur.
@oof-rr5nf 5 жыл бұрын
I am so horrified, I can't even process the reality of it all
@the_nikster1 5 жыл бұрын
he's done that episode already. check it out on Netflix, it's one of the more recent episodes this season talking about censorship in China. it's very good.
@kamranshah3168 5 жыл бұрын
the_nikster thanks man 😀
@AmitSinghco 5 жыл бұрын
Well Chinese govt are training them to live better civilized life and giving jobs to them. Before that they were just jobless and uneducated and involved in riots just because of free time and no jobs.
@Humza5000 5 жыл бұрын
@@AmitSinghco not true they literally station troops in their houses to prevent them from praying or fasting Ramadan just do your research many more insane things other than that it's disgusting and I don't wish it upon anyone
@prashant1571 5 жыл бұрын
8:37 YOU CAN FREAKIN *HEAR* THE NOSTALGIA
@maheka9623 5 жыл бұрын
pure gold
@anon9359 5 жыл бұрын
Yayy, Hufflepuff pride! 😊 Oh man, I wish Hasan would take the official sorting hat quiz though.
@kshanjida 5 жыл бұрын
That Bengali kid setting a bad example for us Bengali New Yorkers
@MuyenKamran1nehal 5 жыл бұрын
For real tho lmao
@Jessica-ei1sx 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@user-cv7po2ze3e 3 жыл бұрын
being a Bengali i demand for a time stamp (plssss)!!!!!
@lakshmisirangi2841 3 жыл бұрын
Who else is just binging Hassan’s deep cuts?
@shivaniarunkumar1248 3 жыл бұрын
I feel dat gurl
@aakansha353 4 жыл бұрын
For first time in my whole life, I've heard an engineer saying he would rather be a doctor. It has always been the other way!
@Ridyls 5 жыл бұрын
This is how many people love Hasan 👇
@momoakib3204 5 жыл бұрын
My Alexa started playing Whole New World @ 12:18 as soon as Hasan said it 😂
@snowboardingchic 5 жыл бұрын
Loving this deep cut
@MilkyMilktastic 4 жыл бұрын
He throws the questions back at you.
@catalinacurio 5 жыл бұрын
So right Hasan, Mitch McConnell should have an award for being the most dangerous, creepiest person... 🤢
@debbiedoodiedandi 5 жыл бұрын
I've been saying this for awhile. I'm glad more people are starting to talk more seriously - and regularly - about Mitch McConnell! He's one evil guy
@catalinacurio 5 жыл бұрын
@@debbiedoodiedandi He gives me the heebie jeebies... 🤢🤢🤢🤢
@erikaa.3030 5 жыл бұрын
That Bengali kid will be grateful for you and your work when he's older. Don't be too hurt Hasan you're doing great! 👍🏽
@408sophon 5 жыл бұрын
THAT LAW PRACTICE AD LMFAOOO I SEE IT ALL THE TIME IN THE BAY
@BlweLotus 5 жыл бұрын
I legit want to know his house!! Hasan Minhaj needs to take the Pottermore quiz in a Deep Cut please!
@stormysamreen7062 4 жыл бұрын
And now I found out he likes Zayn Malik. Can this get any better?
@itsme-iu6kj 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE nacho cheese Doritos and I got so offended when he said that I would be a trump supporter 😂😂😂
@vt2816 5 жыл бұрын
The guy on the phone with the dog shutting😂😂😂
@dlwlrma9876 4 жыл бұрын
I love him. He’s so down to earth
@taylorevans1199 5 жыл бұрын
It was mr Rodgers 🤯 he visited the ice cream tester with the mail guy
@jadynsauro6504 5 жыл бұрын
"I feel like anyone who says nacho cheese is a trump supporter" I retract my answer
@noelakemirembe5445 5 жыл бұрын
I live for these deep cuts 😂❤️
@wanamani7394 Жыл бұрын
I watched deep cuts 3 years ago and i rewatch it again in 2023. Funny how much i didnt understand many of the reference but still get to laugh, and watching it again i still can laugh about it but with better understanding. It is one of my dream to be in Hasan Minhaj show one day.
@GeneralAblon 5 жыл бұрын
What Hogwarts house would you be in? Literally nobody: Me: Slytherin.
@ivonedefigueiredo9301 5 жыл бұрын
General Ablon Pottermore put me in Slytherin. I was taken aback at first, but I’ve embraced it. A few bullies should not be what defines us.
@flamesofchaos13 5 жыл бұрын
@@ivonedefigueiredo9301 Merlin...You have Merlin. I'm just saying you guys don't have it that bad.
@serenadingserena 5 жыл бұрын
i DIED when he said "SERENA" ALTHOUGH I KNOW HE WASN'T TALKINGG TO ME
@tanmayjain460 5 жыл бұрын
i hope to meet him one day and just thank him :) feel way more confident being myself seeing him be so real.
@rojal 4 жыл бұрын
The woman who said flaming hot Cheetos is perfect. Tried to look what she looked like, but god Damn the lights are dim. Madd respect to her
@Fatimaurl 5 жыл бұрын
I have never clicked so fast, i saw the words 'harry potter'😂
@griezmann-_-3419 5 жыл бұрын
Hasan ur hilarious keep up the good work dont change ANYTHING. PLZ🐼🐼🐼🐼
@SAJ-wk6hz 5 жыл бұрын
If I ever took a picture with you, I’d deadass frame it on my wall and show it to my family whenever they come in my room!
@sanakamran007 5 жыл бұрын
I remember the golden spooon smacker guy!
@lucidlux 5 жыл бұрын
Can they do an episode on Venezuela
@Missmethinksalot1 5 жыл бұрын
Nice. What's going on there?
@MarwahFarhan 5 жыл бұрын
Best notification to get 😁
@ginnylin 5 жыл бұрын
I also remember that ice cream job segment... Definitely on a Sesame Street type show.
@trajectoryunown 5 жыл бұрын
Just had to drop by to complement you on your genius thumbnail.
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