These Jokes Aren't Vegan or Gluten Free

These Jokes Aren't Vegan or Gluten Free | Netflix Is A Joke

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6 ай бұрын

Comedians joke about vegans, gluten free diets, food allergies and more. Featuring Nate Bargatze, Deon Cole, Ali Wong, Gabriel Iglesias, Ronny Chieng, Michelle Wolf, Mike Epps, Patton Oswalt, Fortune Feimster, Mark Normand, Christina P, and Demetri Martin.
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@CuriouslyWatching 6 ай бұрын

"Spreadsheet of genetic failures"😂😂😂😂

@stanleykuria952 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@dawnlihle 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@donHooligan 6 ай бұрын

fkn hilarious!

@vikasvasisht5378 3 ай бұрын

Think of it this way, now you have a spreadsheet full of ways to off this person while making it look like an accident… you could be an assassin 😂

@jesustorres1267 2 ай бұрын

11:37 @@dawnlihle

@mikefinger8374 6 ай бұрын

Nate Bargatze is way underrated. Hooters joke was hilarious

@meganrogers3571 6 ай бұрын

Omg Brian and the toast 😂

@LadyVoldemort 4 ай бұрын

Ronnie Chieng spoke my mind savagely and hilariously, and almost killed me with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Vohlfied 6 ай бұрын

"I walk around on egg shells he hates that."

@melissascotti6938 6 ай бұрын

You go to a wedding, you eat, some people die, you go home 😂

@trusailietazperlinski4717 4 ай бұрын

Camera to watch me eat and drink everything.. see why now.. don't ya.. anyone cheer.. can I get anyone to cheer that I finally ate all 3 meals.. not so funny.. but it's very true

@Healingwithflo 6 ай бұрын

I love how they put the one guy with all the allergies. All the other guys are making fun of in this clip.😂😂😂😂

@kimmariefaber4636 6 ай бұрын

I have days when I am not proud of what I ate yesterday!😂😂

@filthybonnet 3 ай бұрын

As a former server that Demetri Martin joke was spot on. We had tongs to grab the toast but some days it would fall onto counter and we'd just be like pick it up with the tongs and put it on the plate. At that point our hands were cleaner than the counter.

@carolinamurtha3102 Ай бұрын

Ronnie is hilarious 😂. When I got married, we had one person who needed all the restrictions: Me. I was that person. I have Crohn’s, it’s a mess, but thankfully since I was the bride and the only one with issues, the venue made a special meal just for me! They were so nice about it. Whenever I go somewhere else, I get a little before hand so that if I can’t eat anything it’s ok, I’m not that hungry and can wait until I get home 😊.

@Collab2023-zx1mr 6 ай бұрын

Animatronic delivery goes to Mark Normand

@dimples2727 6 ай бұрын

This is a great segment …..

@user-uw1er9fg7p 6 ай бұрын

We all need a laugh, after the last 5 miserable years.

@i.t.t. 6 ай бұрын

People who reach a certain age and whine about how the new generation have it easy. Wasn't that the whole point? Isn't that what humans want? A better and easier life for their offsprings?

@letsgetreal6402 6 ай бұрын

I think it's the complaining about the easier life than gets the harder life people riled up

@ItsJustAgamingThing 6 ай бұрын

@@letsgetreal6402yea it’s that i think

@i.t.t. 6 ай бұрын

@@ItsJustAgamingThingindeed but if they were just satisfied with how things were for them they, they wouldn't work towards making their kids' life easier. Their point of reference is their norm not the older generation they are wired to rebel against anyway.

@letsgetreal6402 6 ай бұрын

@@i.t.t. yeah but you can still appreciate how you have it good while still working towards making things better rather than getting over dramatic and acting like this is the worst time in all of history

@i.t.t. 6 ай бұрын

@@letsgetreal6402 but isn't that every generation ever. I heard my grandparents complain about my generation, then my parents, then my generation about the next generation and that generation is already onto the next one It's so old this and there are so many ways you can make fun of that. I find it boring and lazy. To me, they're failing to see in what ways the new generation is doing great and innovative things. They've been through this scolding themselves and they're supposed to be wise but their moaning makes them sound more immature than the kids they're punching down on.

@rogerc23 6 ай бұрын

So why was he carrying the toast?

@ericawasser253 6 ай бұрын

It’s 20% spoken word Lol

@charlenemack7040 6 ай бұрын

Did you notice Nate is the only one that didn’t say the word fuck? He never swears he doesn’t need to because he’s naturally funny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@J.M.-nb4gw 6 ай бұрын

Or he's just an unfunny douchebag who doesn't cuss 😁

@LokiDWolf 6 ай бұрын

I'm vegan and this is all funny (though some are misinformation). 😏 I support comedians. No one group should be exempt! 😄

@King_Kaimera Ай бұрын

You know the vegan teacher swallows, where else will she get enough protein?😂😂😂

@innervisions1828 6 ай бұрын

They pull the toast out with tongs, silly boy.

@istdochallesegal3427 6 ай бұрын

Does anyone answer Deon Cole's opening question?

@Alice_Walker 6 ай бұрын

As a vegan. Yes. I guess technically it's an animal product, but if it's freely and enthusiastically given it's increasing joy rather than creating suffering so 👍🏻

@geekdiggy 6 ай бұрын

@@Alice_Walker so instead of being an animal killer you're a baby killer. bdoom chsssssh

@GrandChewyParade 3 ай бұрын

Brian’s story fascinates me

@TheLotusrising Ай бұрын

Comedy is based on life experience and appeals to each audience life experience if a joke does not resonate its ok some other comedian might but dont dump on the comedian who doesnt because they worked hard to make other people smile.

@MervilleJr 6 ай бұрын

Funny scenes.

@ShermanKyle 6 ай бұрын

the jokes were trite but Ronnie had good material

@Vohlfied 6 ай бұрын

Chrsitina P looks and sounds like an old man yelling at clouds.

@j.cassavoy4661 6 ай бұрын

Vegan for the animals, it's not a diet ❤

@zizinnnn 6 ай бұрын

true, and same, but they’re just comedians, they need to be funny, not right

@missrugbyaust 6 ай бұрын

Exactly. I’m a Coeliac and vegans bug me over this face. Gluten will make me sick eating an egg or ham will hurt a vegans pride

@jihaekwon9631 6 ай бұрын

I’m allergic to figs and I still choose to eat them. Their delicious.

@nicolevahai5982 5 ай бұрын

Vegan food brings vegans together

@andrewvelonis5940 6 ай бұрын

I would assume that at a restaurant, they take toast from the toaster with wooden tongs made for twpurpose.

@darksparrow923 5 ай бұрын

If you sleep better at night believing that, go ahead

@rstreet5537 6 ай бұрын

I work in a restaurant that caters to food allergies So annoying

@deannaharrison8423 6 ай бұрын

Juror 432B, Gary of Brentwood

@LorelLa22 6 ай бұрын

Also didn't have Spoiler Alerts in the 1980's 😼

@zizinnnn 6 ай бұрын

puffball needs a salad😂

@jchase5468 6 ай бұрын

Tongs brother…in a commercial kitchen if you’re seen touching any food item barehanded as a short order or expo you might as well take your apron off and leave

@RyanRex 6 ай бұрын

Sort of true...nobody uses tongs to take toast from a toaster. But gloves are the norm, or at the very least freshly washed hands between tasks. Still though...very weird way to deliver toast.

@ben9and1-3rd 6 ай бұрын

👍🍻

@MrFrenchfries-jc7kl 6 ай бұрын

‘A doctor can just SLAP THE FAT out of you’

@vern.ie9759 4 ай бұрын

For thousands of years people with allergies just died and everyone had a million kids to replace them.

@gnlilu6972 5 ай бұрын

I'm vegetarian 🥗 🤷🏼‍♀️

@user-uw1er9fg7p 6 ай бұрын

Mario Cantone was one of the funniest gay comedians of all time. Why doesn't he do a comedy special? Are there many gay male stand up comics? It seems to be a highly underrepresented category. There's really not many openly gay male comics.

@cokesquirrel 3 ай бұрын

Joel kim booster, matteo lane , nick swardson, james adomian, guy brannum, graham norton...billy eichner

@waynejohnson3909 6 ай бұрын

Batman isn't a ninja he's just rich and has high-tech gadgets and mad training skills he has no superpowers

@LomilomiTau 6 ай бұрын

Ninjas don't have superpowers, either.😊

@mariapdr3261 5 ай бұрын

He is trained in dozens of martial arts including ninjitsu so Batman is, technically, a ninja, he’s just not super-powered. However, Patton, the comedian who did the bit is a huge comic nerd so he probably simply said super-powered as an exaggeration since I’m pretty sure he knows a lot about Batman and superheroes in general.

@faithgodwin9266 6 ай бұрын

Boomers are getting dragged… for reasons. 😊

@Rohinthas 3 ай бұрын

I mean, Ronny and Dimitri made me laugh, but the rest barely even tried to make a joke. Literally just versions of "I dont like how other people live their lifes"

@user-uw1er9fg7p 6 ай бұрын

Give Ray Ray Romano a Netflix standup special I'd watch it. Jeff Dunham isn't bad either.

@waynejohnson3909 6 ай бұрын

So the guy here that said something about if he wants to commit suicide he'll just go into a store and get peanut butter cup his wife can't eat pretty much half of everything he can't eat the other half of everything their kids are going to starve to death because they're never going to be able to eat anything at all

@MrBrownnn696 6 ай бұрын

The lesbian bread was very funny…

@queensheeba7750 3 ай бұрын

Lesbian bread.💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@nicolevahai5982 5 ай бұрын

No vegan woman don’t ant to swallow

@user-uw1er9fg7p 6 ай бұрын

The FUNNIEST MALE COMEDIANS: Robin Williams, Dennis Leary, George Carlin, Eddie Murphey, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Andrew Schulz, Steve Martin, Kevin Hart, The Wayans Brothers, Ricky Gervais, Mitch Hedberg, Larry David, Norm McDonald, Richard Pryor, Redd Fox, Rowan Atkinson, Louis CK, Damon Wayans, Ben Stiller, Ray Ramano, Chris Farley, David Schwimmer, Eugene Levy, Cedric the Entertainer, Tracy Morgan, Jamie Foxx, Seth MacFarlane, Cheech Marin, Zach Galnafikis, Tommy Chong, Johnny Carson, Tim Allen, David Letterman, Conan 'O' Brien, Craig Ferguson, Bernie Mac, Martin Lawrence, Dana Carvey, Mike Myers, Jerry Seinfeld, Marlon Wayans, Hank Azaria, Kenan Thompson, Tim Dillon, Daman Wayans, Kumail Nanjani, Bobby Lee, Will Sasso, Rob Schnieder, Weird Al Yankovich, Drew Carey, Matt LeBlank, David Cross, Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, Adam Sandler, Adam Carolla, Andy Samberg, Tim Meadows, Aires Spears, Artie Lang, Pat Kilbane, Phil LaMarr and Theo Von. Give all these people specials or study the classics and OG's for ideas. Of course, this is just my opinion and what you find funny is subjective.

@user-uw1er9fg7p 6 ай бұрын

I forgot Ray Romano and Jeff Dunham too.

@LadyVoldemort 4 ай бұрын

*Galifianakis My favorites are: Jim Gaffigan, Louis CK, Gabriel Iglesias, Russell Peters, and Ronnie Chieng. But I do like some others that you mentioned here. ❤ Edit: Adam Sandler, Rowan Atkinson, Jim Carrey, Dave Chappelle, and Robin Williams are the goats, I enjoyed their movies just as much as their stand ups.

@einundsiebenziger5488 2 ай бұрын

Ray Romano*, you listed the Wayanses multiple times, plus Rob Schneider* and Adam Sandler are the opposite of funny.

@user-uw1er9fg7p 2 ай бұрын

@@LadyVoldemort Thanks, it was hard to remember everyone.

@irandude1655 6 ай бұрын

Wait, that is actually a valid question . Do vegan people swallow?

@MegaFlorest 4 ай бұрын

Vegans should be celebrated...I sure couldn't do it, but I'm glad there are plenty of people that do. The environment would be fucked if the entire world ate meat at Americas level of consumption. It's non sustainable.

@Heywoodjablowme420 6 ай бұрын

Christina P has fallen off since pandering to the conservatives

@silenceisviolence5810 6 ай бұрын

Veganism isn't a diet!

@llebbkish5257 6 ай бұрын

Why TF they do Deon Cole like that!!!..... They shoulda shown waaayyyy more of him.... He's a funny ass mofo!!!..... "Do vegan girls swallow........pwrffffff.....'😂😂😂😂

@dgraykage231 4 ай бұрын

The lady complaining that kids can't eat peanuts and wheat, baby that's your fault for raising your kids without that and then not tolerating it later in life.

@yellowcatmonkey 6 ай бұрын

yeah..not funny 4 some reason. it felt ugly and mean except for the last guy. he's charming

@PresidentClambake 6 ай бұрын

"Hurrr new kids have allergies we didn't know about in 1974" type people are the worst comedians stop booking them.

@RyanRex 6 ай бұрын

While I agree your reduction isn't a great premise for a joke, as we're talking about peoples lives here, I find it hilarious as a bit. Christina P is a great mom, and a very smart person. I enjoy the persona she represents on stage because there's a part of that in all of us. It's a thought so many of us have had in passing when looking at snacks on an airplane, or when trying to make a school lunch, or when organizing meals for a large gathering. It's a ridiculous stance, but still in some way relatable; that's what makes it funny.

@HumblePupp 5 ай бұрын

You scared of toast bro?

@tinabeasley7821 Ай бұрын

Or just don’t watch it..probably more realistic🤨

@loO5r 6 ай бұрын

As a german, I'm always shocked at how vulgar the average american comedy scene is. "Do vegan women swollow?" - That is the intellectual level of either a 13 year old brat or your drunken uncle who tries to be funny 🤦‍♂

@innervisions1828 6 ай бұрын

Most Americans are appalled that Germans have no sense of humor.

@doncicci9608 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, as an American, that swallow joke was not funny.

@trusailietazperlinski4717 4 ай бұрын

@@doncicci9608nope. Nope.. he swalled.. it was ghonnareha the woman after me was blessed.. I had to wash our faces with iodine and get the K9 to the vet. Had to have been flaming hot ghonnareha. Blessed. Amen! 2022.. Amen and move on

@k.pacificnw02134 6 ай бұрын

Dimitri Martin wasn't funny and also his peanut allergy is spurious and his wife's gluten intolerance is trendy

@torcherglass 6 ай бұрын

I’m 45 and been Vegan for over 12 years and was vegetarian since 16. The food I eat is amazing. Whenever I go out the food is so bad. I love our food, many are international dishes. Generican food is so plain. I don’t know why people eat boring food. Most have a cafeteria pallet. Nothing spicy just a plate of meat. Impossible burgers are disgusting. The last thing I want to eat is meat

@brandonbartlett638 6 ай бұрын

You could have kept all that to yourself. We don't care.

@biojeffrey2263 6 ай бұрын

Nothing beats a steak.

@KomamuraSajin 6 ай бұрын

@@brandonbartlett638they wouldn't be vegan if they didn't let everyone know they're vegan.

@thebowandbullet 6 ай бұрын

The food _is_ amazing, but being vegan isn't about diet, something that's totally lost on this audience. Pretty hard to make jokes about how animals are treated before their corpses end up on their plates unless they're psychopaths who take pleasure at hurting and abusing animals. Truth is, most people prefer not to think about it so they don't have to face having to change. So they laugh at vegans, recycling the same unoriginal jokes millions of times, so they can remain perpetually ignorant and unchanging.

@akgakg2426 6 ай бұрын

hear hear brother! (well or sister for that matter 😅)

@MaruMaruMaruMaruMaruMaru 6 ай бұрын

Making fun of vegans is lame as hell

@caelenselke-minogue 6 ай бұрын

Nah, bro, people make fun of everyone. Vegans don't get a pass. Also, people mainly make fun of the obnoxious, righteous vegans, and no one likes someone who is self-righteous.

@colinw6501 6 ай бұрын

You’re probably a lot of fun at parties.

@blugreen123 6 ай бұрын

Found the vegan! 😂

@tim4cn759 6 ай бұрын

He's right us Americans are soft as heck.. And you'd rather talk about your Abortion?? Get real that's sick

@Diaphat 6 ай бұрын

Baww, women have no rights to their bodies.

@rogerc23 6 ай бұрын

She didn’t pick up that she’s barking mad?

@RyanRex 6 ай бұрын

I'd rather hear about her experience with an unwanted pregnancy than listen to someone go on about their diet. Most people with dietary restrictions from my experience aren't dealing with an allergy but are in fact following some pseudoscience they heard from some popular media and just barking back the same tired lines we've all heard a million times.

@rogerc23 6 ай бұрын

@@RyanRex yeah eating plants is just so insane while killing babies makes perfect sense. You’re not “F’d in H” at all.

@Vohlfied 6 ай бұрын

Talking about an abortion isn't appealing and _that's the fucking point of the joke._