Never Going in the Ocean Again
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8 ай бұрынHello everyone, this is YOUR Daily Dose of Internet. In this video, I am never going in the ocean again.
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@DavesTBSS 8 ай бұрын
The guy punching the donut actually scared me 🤣
@EmjiAmsdaughter 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, same!
@oriantalist 8 ай бұрын
I'm here to add to the spam bots.
@superkirby49 8 ай бұрын
@@oriantalisthow could you
@oriantalist 8 ай бұрын
@@superkirby49 sowwi I will subract from them instead. Or divide and conquer them. Just hope they don't multiply lol
@YouTubeExplore777 8 ай бұрын
Ouch to spidermans balls
@KeebeThePlush 8 ай бұрын
Fun fact: the blue thing in question is an octopus’s broken off arm, its attaching to the person’s skin since it can be alive after its detached
@veganaktivisten 8 ай бұрын
Was looking for this. Only logical reason (and least terrifying one).
@joshuanibbe6709 8 ай бұрын
Creepy
@EugeneBartholomewMcJigglebutt 8 ай бұрын
@@veganaktivistenimagine being a vegan activist 💀
@crazybird199 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks.
@thealienlord69 8 ай бұрын
@@k8vb8rms Get the hell out
@8Baowen7 8 ай бұрын
For the drinks clip, I’m pretty sure it fell because other people started touching it. It was probably to help the waiter stabilize the drinks but it completely messed his balance.
@pasta2078 8 ай бұрын
I'm a waiter, people often dont realise that a small nudge or picking up the wrong drink first can fuck it all up. Random people touching it doesnt help either because they just makin unexpected adjustments to something you are already trying to correct before it falls.
@auntoneyofuntease6704 7 ай бұрын
@@pasta2078 Yep, people need to realize you don't touch a thing on a server's tray. The only exception is if they're holding it with two hands.
@MichaelAW17 7 ай бұрын
It's probably true, but the whole thing is unnecessary anyway. Just bring a single tray of drinks.
@Boiled-Oden 5 ай бұрын
@@MichaelAW17 exactly, who are they trying to impress? was the ringmaster from the local circus there or what...
@CommunicationsOfficer535 4 ай бұрын
@@Boiled-Oden it is kinda fucking cool tho
@marshad82 8 ай бұрын
That spider web is most likely a low viscosity PVA glue atomized by some kind of a spray bottle. Cheap and non-toxic fun. I guess that viscosity would have to be no higher than around 3 to 4 cP (centiPoise) - similar to milk. You could try to dilute thicker glue with water: add relatively small amounts of water and mix/shake well (too much water will most likely stop bonds forming a web). Water may also separate out after longer period of rest - just shake again. You can form some webs just by pouring a bit of PVA glue between two flat surfaces (like pieces of cardboard) and rapidly squeezing and separating them. Edit: Ooopsie! I meant no higher than 3 to 4 Poise, which is equal to 300cP to 400cP - not typical milk which is around 100 times less viscous (at < 3cP) :P It's hard to give examples as distinguishing viscosity within that range is not very intuitive for humans, and depends highly on composition of the substance: ketchup is ~1000+cP, olive oil ~40cP
@michelbontekoe3613 8 ай бұрын
Thanks was looking for this
@luckyducky7819 7 ай бұрын
We found Peter Parker's alt account, boys.
@bruhman5829 7 ай бұрын
@@luckyducky7819good lord you’re right
@JuMP3Rz 7 ай бұрын
Are you smart or something?
@Dinoman210 7 ай бұрын
Ok Spider-Man thanks for teaching us! 😂
@platinumnitrocharge4218 8 ай бұрын
I've never understood people who find an alien lifeform in the ocean and decide "yes, that belongs on my skin, btw whats tetrodotoxin?"
@bobwilson679 8 ай бұрын
Nematocysts? Never heard of ‘em
@thehedgehog7537 8 ай бұрын
Tetrodotoxin is a sort of neurotoxin that is highly deadly. It can be found in pufferfish and stuff like that.
@jss1328 8 ай бұрын
@thehedgehog7537 It was part of the joke but thanks for the explanation.
@wonton1510 8 ай бұрын
@@thehedgehog7537thanks for saving me a trip to google
@mguidroz1 8 ай бұрын
@@thehedgehog7537yeah thanks for my sake fr fr.
@TheTroystreet 8 ай бұрын
I think everyone wants to be held like that dog at some point during the day
@katemiller5990 8 ай бұрын
Spot on ❤
@rookregent5623 8 ай бұрын
That hierarchy of needs thing is what's going on in that video. If I ever need to explain it, this dog has his hierarchy of needs fulfilled.
@ObesityCity 8 ай бұрын
I remember in kindergarten I’d always pretend to stay asleep when my mom woke me up for school so she’d have to carry me to the dinner table for breakfast It’s been many years I have yet to be held like that again
@WitkowskisFishingSickness 8 ай бұрын
I have a fishing channel. Help me stop roofing for a living and make fishing content full time
@discovolante6624 8 ай бұрын
its just somebody holding a dog, pretty much anyone that owns a dog around the same size or smaller could make this video
@freda2758 8 ай бұрын
I'm in tears! 😂 That poor guy. He tried to keep it together about the spider donut, but he couldn't do it. That punch sent me to the floor! 😂😂😂
@hondasarefaster5914 8 ай бұрын
But it wasn't even funny..
@discodjdj2300 8 ай бұрын
@@hondasarefaster5914not to you…
@hondasarefaster5914 8 ай бұрын
@@discodjdj2300 no not just not funny to me, it's not funny at all. Some people would laugh at a stick..
@discodjdj2300 8 ай бұрын
@@hondasarefaster5914 ok
@kayalogue 8 ай бұрын
@@hondasarefaster5914 So then that stick is funny to them...
@zport1853 8 ай бұрын
The last clip got to me. I never knew professional wiggler was something I needed in my life.
@Fairiz_lll 8 ай бұрын
As a waiter, the guy dropping the drinks made my heart skip a beat
@EvilHienSan 8 ай бұрын
Epic party foul
@ilyachaplygin8573 8 ай бұрын
Why do waiters use such risky technics though?
@EvilHienSan 8 ай бұрын
My reaction to that was like Bluto from Animal House when they dropped the case of Whiskey.
@MadHax-wt5tl 8 ай бұрын
You think that looks bad as a waiter. I worked as a cleaner, that makes my heart sink!!?!
@unoriginalname4321 8 ай бұрын
Don't worry, it probably came out of his wages
@awkwardplatypus9083 8 ай бұрын
Friendly reminder that you need to be careful where you collect seawater from to harvest sea salt. Boiling kills most microbes but there are plenty of things in the sea that boiling won’t remove, destroy, or otherwise render inert. A general rule of thumb is if it’s not safe to eat the fish or shellfish from the area, don’t harvest the water. Check to see if there are any area where fishing is banned due to contamination before you do this.
@scrubjay93 8 ай бұрын
It will likely also contain microplastics now.
@JeremyWertheimerScience 8 ай бұрын
@@scrubjay93 My thoughts exactly.
@ice9594 8 ай бұрын
Also potentially radiation, esp. off E. Japan or areas of No. America West Coast.
@David-iv6je 8 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Most sea salt is mined from salt deposits in rock.
@Wolfboy607 8 ай бұрын
Yep. And so many more salts than just "table salt", even in water safe for fishing.
@MrMuir333 7 ай бұрын
I wish the guy at 0:40 so much peace and love!!! And I hope the guy filming at 1:27 is ok from the tee flying backwards!!! Be safe and well out there everyone!!!
@Enlightened_SpursFan 3 ай бұрын
cornball
@_xxrod-roblox1273 8 ай бұрын
That poor Dunkin guy is actually the funniest thing I’ve seen in all the day.
@PaintingWinterMusic 8 ай бұрын
As someone who unfortunately cannot breathe underwater, I see this as a big win.
@PaintingWinterMusic 8 ай бұрын
Someday we're going to find a whole other race of humans at the bottom of the ocean 😂 Also--shameless plug--I'm hoping some of you might like the music I make too :)
@kitchedelavega4477 8 ай бұрын
@@OfficerBMT No one cares 😂
@Bexploserpro 8 ай бұрын
Imagine wanting to go to the beach after seeing more and more disgusting/creepy life forms from the ocean.
@TropicalFoggg 8 ай бұрын
oil
@ReatExists 8 ай бұрын
fool, become a fish
@canondead1943 8 ай бұрын
The one with the grandpa asking what was wrong with the kid killed me 😂😂
@EmmyEmber8 8 ай бұрын
I also love how the grandma just immediately went "I don't know" not even trying to look over or defend the kid, just agreeing right away
@vomm 8 ай бұрын
What happened to the kid is it dead?
@babyteano1977 8 ай бұрын
I do not have a 20/20 vision so at first I assumed those were cats because of the sound the other kid makes that's why I always read the comments section
@ngndnd 8 ай бұрын
@@vommno hes just malfunctioning
@zoyadulzura7490 8 ай бұрын
That sleepy little baby was so cute. The fact that he could sleep like that, or be comfy like that, is ridiculous.
@gabrielkawa3477 8 ай бұрын
1:02 That's cute. Fish do indeed love bread for whatever reason
@lizcc5634 7 ай бұрын
Rewound the spider donut clip 10xs and laughed harder every time I watched it again! 😂
@lysan1445 8 ай бұрын
The cat grabbing its food tin back gave me stitches laughing. The fishing dog was brilliant, too.
@ionic7777 8 ай бұрын
not just brilliant but also had quite a bit of patience too! too bad it didn't pay off though
@cjohnson9211 8 ай бұрын
That was cat nip
@jakebrowning2373 8 ай бұрын
@@cjohnson9211 there was also a clip of a car grabbing it's wet food back
@papa_pt 8 ай бұрын
bc it was cat nip 😁
@GeoX_Boss 8 ай бұрын
I'm better than all of you 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@sumguy01 8 ай бұрын
“He’s been fed, he’s been out. There’s nothing on his list of needs except this. He needs to be held.” I felt that on a visceral level.
@jacobwcord3179 8 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment🥲
@anonymousperson6462 8 ай бұрын
That dog looks like he is smiling.
@jmtimmons 8 ай бұрын
I need that, too!!!😢😢😢😢😢
@benhail3624 8 ай бұрын
All the need to be held people ENTER THE CHAT. Lets take our names phone numbers addresses. Get the dates going.
@anonymousperson6462 8 ай бұрын
@@benhail3624 eh, that may not go well.
@Happy-American 8 ай бұрын
1:48 This is my family when someone looks at them the wrong way 😂
@timmy6890 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for the dose!
@sassyghost_8 8 ай бұрын
That cat went for the catnip like it had been waiting for that high for months 😂
@temchak 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, catnip
@hirocheeto7795 8 ай бұрын
@@temchak Yes, that it is indeed catnip. Meowijuana is a brand of catnip.
@Samuel-ku1qb 8 ай бұрын
Hey, I studied those yesterday! They’re called Platyhelminthes Turbellaria. A type of flatworm. Depending on the species they CAN be dangerous.
@ledom995 8 ай бұрын
is the one in the clip dangerous?
@Thorkell6969 8 ай бұрын
@@ledom995 It's blue so if i had to guess I would guess yes.
@Doubt42 8 ай бұрын
Perry the Platyhelminthes Turbellaria?!? -Doof
@tinkky8354 8 ай бұрын
Looks like a detached octopus tentacle 🧐
@Mawliina 8 ай бұрын
I thought it was the portugese man o war
@benikujaku4567 8 ай бұрын
1:24 : "Hey‚ it's chowing down the camera!"
@wumudapybanit1867 26 күн бұрын
The contended smile on the poodles' face @2:23
@user-b587 8 ай бұрын
The dog being a fisherman was my most favorite. Love these videos ❤
@kashskitchen7178 8 ай бұрын
Ddoi is better than yall
@kashskitchen7178 8 ай бұрын
If y’all were better then you would have more subscribers.
@TropicalFoggg 8 ай бұрын
@@kashskitchen7178 bro i have 13 billion subscribers wdym ❗❗
@WhiteBoogeyman 8 ай бұрын
@@CrewmateComplexXPyou swallow daily loads from daily dose.
@nitriousgd4323 8 ай бұрын
@@OfficerBMT You are a loser (If you say first warning you're gay)
@ARTSONICFAN990 8 ай бұрын
2:32 We finally found the human Squidward.
@Mr.TrollingTime 8 ай бұрын
from the end of the old spongebob movie
@Bruh-tn3lq 8 ай бұрын
Fr
@Beleidigen-ist-Pflicht 8 ай бұрын
He do be looking like a failed indie artist
@aidenramberg9095 Ай бұрын
that cat was like GIMME THAT STUFF
@a.h.s.3006 Ай бұрын
If that salt video reminded me of the video from How To Make Everything. The video was about making a Chicken sandwich from scratch, involving raising the chicken, growing the veggies, getting salt from ocean and transporting said salt with a plane. And that's all without making the bread and everything needed for a sandwich. In the end the cost of making a chicken sandwich from scratch is 1500 USD. The video was further elaborated by other youtubers (Wendover productions), by explaining the economy of scale, where producing 1000 tons of salt all at once is less expensive per gram than producing salt individually, with lower production and transportation costs, combined with the other material, is why a 1500 dollars chicken sandwich is worth 2.5 dollars in the grocery store. It was just interesting all around.
@zonii067 8 ай бұрын
1:47 the fish whisperer
@gamingwithsean5974 5 ай бұрын
I'm the 69th Liker
@bounceysteve 4 ай бұрын
fishperer
@ShortArtGuy 2 ай бұрын
@@bounceystevenever say that ever again
@solomedz9420 8 ай бұрын
1:05 The fishes were for real like "Something's fishy 'round here..."
@Orio435 8 ай бұрын
“…maybe it’s just me”
@user-kr2em8kn4s 8 ай бұрын
You guys are amazing! 🤩 Thanks for sharing!
@KateCarew 8 ай бұрын
Okay, those grandparents and grandkids?!? I definitely NEED MORE 😂😂😂
@lightglitch3782 8 ай бұрын
As a guy with no bones, i truly feel for the last guy
@chairger 8 ай бұрын
dude was emoting
@CHA0S55 8 ай бұрын
@@chairgerXD
@NightElveee 8 ай бұрын
Luffy?
@maxivener2061 8 ай бұрын
he turned into squidward
@CookieJarOfficial 8 ай бұрын
i’m gonna overdose on internet if he keeps posting these bangers!
@PurpleFox123 8 ай бұрын
DONT TALK TO OFFICERBMT, ITS A BOT AND IF YOU HARASS IT WONT DO ANYTHING.
@Rosskles 8 ай бұрын
So much dose! 😁
@KK47Kiel 8 ай бұрын
So many bots smh
@CookieJarOfficial 8 ай бұрын
@@KK47Kielfor real
@erinnnns 8 ай бұрын
overdose of internet
@paiaam 8 ай бұрын
1:13 Bro: What's wrong with this kid? EPIC LINE!
@GAND-OZZ 4 ай бұрын
0:30 “Caterpie! Use string shot!”
@100-Cockroaches 8 ай бұрын
2:26 Why does that dog look so smirk like what he do
@geekey3441 8 ай бұрын
2:18 "whoever's doing the paint job should've gone to college" try elementary school!
@powermovergaming6469 8 ай бұрын
They must’ve hired a marine either They’re trying to play a prank or somebody’s been eating purple crayons again
@thanasis-_- 8 ай бұрын
Maybe he's dyslexic
@batoulkahtib5310 3 ай бұрын
2:25 that’s a happy boi
@uthvah 6 ай бұрын
That first guy really just became venom...
@slashshot_yt1880 8 ай бұрын
poor dude I hope he finds his bones 💗
@goober130 8 ай бұрын
poor guy :(
@Chez09s 8 ай бұрын
I thought he said balls before LOL
@fatbgmanbg975 8 ай бұрын
@@Chez09sbased!
@adamb89 8 ай бұрын
@@Chez09sMaybe that's the way he reacts when he gets kicked in the balls
@SkinnyBoiLive 8 ай бұрын
I'm not even afraid of spiders and 0:46 scared me lol
@keflalssj 8 ай бұрын
I have arachnophobia and that vid is definitely fake, if he actually had arachnophobia then he wouldn’t have tried touching/smashing it with his bare hands
@guts2048 8 ай бұрын
@@keflalssjhe could have a different reaction
@keflalssj 8 ай бұрын
@@guts2048 that’s so unlikely. If you’re actually scared of spiders or just anything in general then your first instinct is to get as far away from it as possible, not to touch it/get closer to it
@MamadNobari 8 ай бұрын
You just got jumpscared by the moron punching the donut.
@guts2048 8 ай бұрын
@@keflalssj I mean I kinda have a it's not really a phobia but just a hate for cockroaches so whenever I see them I punch them and break my damn knuckles, but maybe he's faking it you never know with the internet
@theevilmasterVD 2 ай бұрын
Dude really just grabbed the fire 🔥
@kremit_frog4031 2 ай бұрын
That chef was literally firebending. That was actually the coolest thing I have ever seen
@cassiushellsin6243 8 ай бұрын
I don’t think letting something crawl onto your arm when the only way someone can describe it is just “something from the Ocean,” that’s probably a terrible idea lol
@Erik_Ochoa013 8 ай бұрын
^ Ignore it people, don’t feed it the attention it wants.
@ghostman5620 8 ай бұрын
I don't think you read that sentence before you posted it.
@EA-nq6su 8 ай бұрын
I had a stroke reading that
@spugintrntl 8 ай бұрын
@@Erik_Ochoa013 It's a bot. Just report it.
@cassiushellsin6243 8 ай бұрын
@@EA-nq6su there, I added a comma, honey, don’t worry big bad grammar won’t hurt you no more, kissy kissy 💜 😘
@finnwilde 8 ай бұрын
2:06 Didn't see that one coming...
@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 8 ай бұрын
The thing that scares me is he didn’t say no one was hurt
@star_is_cool 8 ай бұрын
0:48 the donut punch
@nickprice8907 8 ай бұрын
To the guy painting the Army parking spaces, YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!
@t-rexbatman36yearsago 8 ай бұрын
0:37 we found our Spiderman
@mom_spaghetti 8 ай бұрын
1:20 Damn! That goat is a mehhhnace
@paulpichler 8 ай бұрын
Isn’t that a cow?
@PuffballBFDl 8 ай бұрын
@@paulpichlerit a goat cow
@wesleyward5901 8 ай бұрын
2:22 That dog is living every mans dream..
@woodlandhouse2028 4 ай бұрын
The just died and was laying on his lap face down 😂
@OshineTheOranguTANK 8 ай бұрын
0:28 this is literally what we all wanted as kids but instead got the dollar store silly string kind. This definitely has a market, i would buy one in a heart beat
@fiszicx 8 ай бұрын
Nice your the 696th commenter
@OshineTheOranguTANK 8 ай бұрын
@@fiszicx whats the significance in that?
@fiszicx 8 ай бұрын
@@OshineTheOranguTANK its cool
@stugglefuggle8673 8 ай бұрын
I wanted one of those silly string spider man web shooters so much as a kid. Seeing that web shooter he made? Oh yeah. Take my money.
@OshineTheOranguTANK 8 ай бұрын
@@stugglefuggle8673 I think I got one of them, then wore around the empty one for like a year lmao. that was legit the coolest toy as a kid, even with silly string, but this is a whole different level. I feel like with how efficient that webbing was it could find some type of niche application. Idk maybe im readin too far into it
@DaRealPkmnMaster 8 ай бұрын
1:58 Now this is why you don’t drink seawater ☠️
@mclegend1248 4 ай бұрын
2:32 dude became that episode with squidward dancing
@Little_red_Dragon 8 ай бұрын
That guy with no bones was in Romanian got Talent last season
@davidquezada2116 8 ай бұрын
Kudos to the donuts guy. It's not easy to handle a phobia like that.
@dariosusu1529 8 ай бұрын
i dont get that clip at all 8[ he just punched a donut, right ?
@davidquezada2116 8 ай бұрын
@@dariosusu1529 he apparently has severe arachnophobia, and his job requires to make a donut with a design of a spider. Once the design is complete he looks scared to grad it gently... so... the punch. Remember that a phobia is basically an irrational fear of something and it can be veeeery hard to handle without professional help.
@King_Andrew 8 ай бұрын
Well... that smashed donut certainly wouldn't call that "good phobia handle" behavior 💀
@davidquezada2116 8 ай бұрын
@@King_Andrew he did what was needed to have the job done lol
@1000OtherFoxes 8 ай бұрын
@@davidquezada2116 he did what was needed to have views
@JenyaFio 8 ай бұрын
0:55 Thanks for the fishing tip, I never liked rods anyway.
@sexy_seal 8 ай бұрын
what did rod ever do to you?
@SSukram_ 8 ай бұрын
@@sexy_sealit happened in September of 1985, something unimaginable, devastating, horrible...
@minus6025 8 ай бұрын
0:47 That gave me a heartattack!
@amicableenmity9820 7 ай бұрын
That dude was straight up firebending.
@ieatchalk8944 8 ай бұрын
If you are curious, that “thing” on the guys arm in the beginning is a departed octopus arm. When an octopus loses an arm, it still works and wiggles for around 5-20 minutes so this is very lucky, or unlucky, I’ll let you decide.
@Fiddyscent 8 ай бұрын
Thanks I was scrolling for quite a while looking for a comment about that it’s like everyone’s talking about everything else lol
@JDReC100 8 ай бұрын
@@squoshi307 huh, thats cool while i can believe that...well...to put it simply, i trust wikipedia more than i trust quora (and im aware of the many issues both have)
@knyte8706 8 ай бұрын
Really? I saw another comment that said it was a species of flatworm called Platyhelminthes turbellaria.
@pungetello 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, I'm inclined to think it's Platyhelminthes Turbellaria as well, because it really seems to be crawling inchworm-style, which an octopus tentacle probably wouldn't do. And it's also blue, which is an unusual color for octopi. Really cool to learn this about octopus tentacles though! That's freaky.
@ieatchalk8944 8 ай бұрын
It does look alike to a flatworm but you can see the suction cups on the bottom
@Decklanx 8 ай бұрын
1:11 Pierce Hawthorne ?
@Jedigrandmaster6637 8 ай бұрын
1:47 bro has the force
@JustCallMeTiff. 8 ай бұрын
"There are plenty of fish in the ocean!" Me: 1:45
@Rogue_Speed 8 ай бұрын
0:43 he’s braver than me, I would’ve just ran away
@apeshitclothing 8 ай бұрын
2:15 the lowest bidder isn't always the best choice
@IrishBrotato 8 ай бұрын
0:17 this little guy looks just like my cat and that was adorable
@Jaibled 3 ай бұрын
1:57 For anyone who wants to make full crystals: Once you see the salt begin to separate from the water, you want to turn off the heat and move the pan to a place in direct sunlight and good airflow, preferably a windowsill. Leave it there for up to a week and you will have crystals formed on the pan. Just scrape off and you're chilling.
@PeanutStrawberry 8 ай бұрын
Vegans: "My dog is vegan too, he likes kale!" The dog: *learns how to fish*
@DallePics 8 ай бұрын
wha..?
@mateofamate1387 8 ай бұрын
@@DallePics Let me be the person that explains the joke as you're the person who didn't get it. OP is referring to how vegans will sometimes try to force their pets into veganism despite their carnivorous nature, a funny example can be found on a morning television show clip that was viral on KZfaq where a woman had gone to do an interview with her dog about how great veganism is for both of them, so the show hosts brought out 2 bowls of food, one with mean and one with plants, and decided to let the dog decide. Of course, the vegan was sure that the dog would choose the plants, but also of course, the rest of the world knew the dog would choose the meat, and it did. OP's comment is a popular joke related to instances like this that play on the idea that the pets of vegans will do anything to not be vegan despite their owner's insistence that the pets are happy. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
@robertkarp2070 7 ай бұрын
@@mateofamate1387 Well Said.
@DallePics 7 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, I've seen that kind of thing. A lot of the times the "extremist" vegans are decoys who do ridiculously stupid things to try and make veganism look bad to the 'mainstream' and keep people buying meat & dairy. The reality is that most vegans are pretty chill and simply don't want to fund or consume from a system where animals are completely demoralised, terrorised and brutalised their entire existence before being murdered and butchered in some shit hole slaughterhouse by a low IQ, animal abusing degenerate. @@mateofamate1387
@typostitch544 7 ай бұрын
@@mateofamate1387Thank you Peter Griffin
@joydipbera8665 8 ай бұрын
0:33 take all my money I need that rn
@pixelart9607 8 ай бұрын
I can stay all day shooting little webs in a spider man web shooter and I would be happy AS FU-
@yourfavoritestellar 8 ай бұрын
1:03 “Fred look it’s okay!” “Idk about that” “look-“ “FRED!!”
@gabrielkawa3477 8 ай бұрын
1:42 That's cool. Never seen that before.
@gmzil8097 8 ай бұрын
Knew what was coming in the donut clip and still burst out laughing ahaha
@oriantalist 8 ай бұрын
Got my Spidey senses, err, tingling let's say lmao ;)
@sutil5078 8 ай бұрын
if he leave the octopus it will grow back and transform him to another octopus and both embark a fathomless oceanic journey to the beyond.
@theskicker8856 8 ай бұрын
That spider on the donut looks damn near real
@zoyadulzura7490 8 ай бұрын
@@theskicker8856I *wish* spiders would look like that--then they wouldn't seem so creepy. But then, maybe it's better they don't look like food, lest someone accidentally try to eat one and get bitten.
@theskicker8856 8 ай бұрын
@@zoyadulzura7490 their creepy no matter what lol
@jamesarnette1394 8 ай бұрын
You always close with the most bizarre stuff, and it leaves me in confusion every time, but I love it. Thank you daily dose for everything you do.
@jamesarnette1394 8 ай бұрын
And I add this reply to myself: the world would be not such a cool place without my daily dose of Internet.
@Reckrek 8 ай бұрын
@@jamesarnette1394 WHERE DOES HE EVEN FIND THESE VIDEOS
@runnergo1398 8 ай бұрын
@@Reckrek Most of them on Reddit. But he also has a crew of people that work for him that scour the internet for them.
@sebastianguzman9468 8 ай бұрын
0:21 yo who’s this freaking fire bender here😂
@Antonlouiz 8 ай бұрын
0:46 My last 2 braincells in a fight be like:
@josephwagner7277 8 ай бұрын
1:27 I'm not one who usually gets jump scared by these videos, but this caught me super off guard and I literally threw my phone lmao.
@PuzzledPiece 8 ай бұрын
LMAO
@realbrickbread 8 ай бұрын
1:51 I also did that once with my brother when we were in croatia
@aburakuma4600 2 ай бұрын
0:13 "Uwah... Ay grabe" bro's Filipino LMFAO
@cheeseballs427 2 ай бұрын
0:05 mans got himself a kos parasite
@10RexTheWolf01 8 ай бұрын
0:15 That cat knew what was up
@leksu_z 4 ай бұрын
faded cat🗿
@unique_handle_ 8 ай бұрын
I love all the animal content in this episode!
@TropicalFoggg 8 ай бұрын
no
@fynkozari9271 8 ай бұрын
Animals are unpredictable. They can attack anytime. Millions die by dog attack. every year.
@tru777 8 ай бұрын
Isn't it all somehow so perfect?😊
@aj_doge7734 8 ай бұрын
your attempt to get attention is so fucking shameless@@CrewmateComplexXP
@m1bl4n 8 ай бұрын
Bot?
@charlottebowes7666 8 ай бұрын
Karl Stefanovic shark video cracks me up! ‘I am never going in the ocean again’ I’m off to rewatch 😂
@R3innDoesSketches 6 ай бұрын
Lol that cat be like "give me that sht"
@noirangel6416 8 ай бұрын
0:03 I dont think we need to find life anywhere else in space, Earth is weird enough as it is. 😑
@6_Apeiron 8 ай бұрын
imagine how weird those outer space creatures 💀 (of course if they're actually exist)
@SquarelMLG 8 ай бұрын
@@6_Apeironno they don’t, however. I do wonder what that creature was.
@asrield2032 8 ай бұрын
@@SquarelMLGWe're obviously not the only planet with life. There are way too many galaxies.
@2GoatsInATrenchCoat 8 ай бұрын
@@SquarelMLG they definitely exist. the universe is infinite. it's statistically impossible that ours is the only planet where life evolved. NASA has identified tons of planets that exist in the habitable zone where life could develop, and there's a planet that's giving off detectable levels of CO2 and methane. These planets are just so many light years away that I doubt we can become technologically advanced enough to reach them before our species goes extinct. It may not even be possible.
@pegasoos0762 8 ай бұрын
1:13 ' what's wrong with this kid?' LMAO, I want to be a grandparent like him when I'm old 😂
@gavinhogberg 8 ай бұрын
Dude at the start found a type of Venom symbiote
@justanartist3346 3 ай бұрын
2:32 "shiver me timbers" ahh moves
@MJCMarcos1 8 ай бұрын
That cat took one sniff and said, “GIMME” 😂
@ryanbauer3680 8 ай бұрын
Catnip's a hell of a drug.
@Joe_Okey 8 ай бұрын
@@ryanbauer3680 Funny thing is, the bottle is labeled "Meowijuana", lol.
@theothersimpsons77 8 ай бұрын
2:40 he’s playing at 2 fps
@robotrex-jt4wv 8 ай бұрын
That dog is fishing better than me
@justanordinaryguy3590 6 ай бұрын
1:13 "I think this kid's broken"
@projektkobra2247 8 ай бұрын
I always feel so sorry for people who spill things like that....
@heathb4319 8 ай бұрын
I feel sorry for them being that stupid in the first place.
@projektkobra2247 8 ай бұрын
@@heathb4319 -Yes you have never made any mistakes. How enviable.
@heathb4319 8 ай бұрын
@@projektkobra2247That isnt a mistake...it is an expensive and silly stunt that now has glass shards everywhere in a public place that is crowded. You can't fix stupid.
@TomatoKing1817 8 ай бұрын
Heath is right, one person carrying 100 drinks is ridiculous. They shouldn't run their bar like a three stooges skit if they want to function.
@projektkobra2247 8 ай бұрын
@@TomatoKing1817 -Well its a stunt...dinner-theatre...the possibility of massive failure is part of the show....Still feel bad.
@KFC_FG 8 ай бұрын
I feel bad for the waiter, imagine the stickiness😔
@BenedictRT 8 ай бұрын
@k8vb8rms your such a great guy ☻
@person946 8 ай бұрын
The waiter probably had it too until other people started touching it.
@KaraKobold 8 ай бұрын
@@person946 yah, people Think they are helping. guy probably does it all the time.
@oriantalist 8 ай бұрын
@CrewmateComplexXP we meet again, bot.
@person946 8 ай бұрын
@@KaraKobold Exactly. He took on that task knowing what he was doing and then other people started "helping" him and then he dropped it bc they tipped out out of balance.
@kitkumemes 2 ай бұрын
that cat knew what he was doing
@Osostratus 8 ай бұрын
That cat was goin Scarface mode
@JonzaGoodGuy 8 ай бұрын
I wonder how many attempts it took for him to say "This poor guy doesn't have any bones in his body" without cracking up lol
@Vincer 8 ай бұрын
You can always record from the script without looking directly at the bit. For clips like this i cant imagine anyone being able to record while watching it lol
@JonzaGoodGuy 8 ай бұрын
thats true I didnt think of that lol @@Vincer
@Brox_secret_Account 8 ай бұрын
The fact he stayed very calm if I was him I would of been screaming so hard 😂 Omg 1k likes thanks guys
@nezkoanim 8 ай бұрын
there is no way there are 3 of these bots 💀 edit: one got deleted xD
@RandomContent343 8 ай бұрын
fr
@lucid6891 8 ай бұрын
It's a dismembered octopus tentacle
@Leveidfred 8 ай бұрын
@@OfficerBMT literally nobody asked if you were
@StupidTeapotProductions 8 ай бұрын
@@OfficerBMTi do not give a fuck
@lesisyeslegit 8 ай бұрын
that weird thing is actually a severed octupus limb. sometimes after being cut off, octopus arms will still move freely.
@room11news 8 ай бұрын
1:13 the kid draped over his grandpa's lap 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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