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I love that this Never Hike series has old actors coming back to play their roles again. That's amazing.

Jason multiclassed into rogue to grab cunning action and the bow proficiency then kept stacking fighter. It's how he runs them down every time too. Classic.

I'm waiting for the threequil, "Straight-up just don't hike."

I can't wait for the sequel, Never Hike in Space.

You know a fan film is good when Dead Meat showcases it, and its sequel on the Kill Count.

Thank goodness for fan films, snow Jason was great to finally see, and thanks for covering these Fan-Films James :)

Talk about on point Timing lol I literally finished the fan film 2 minutes ago and I see this. NICE!

James: look at all this murder all the fans: look at all that cake

Everytime he says his name I keep thinking he's gonna say "I'm James A. Janisse and you're watching Disney channel"

The creators of Friday need to settle their lovers’ quarrel and give this crew a studio budget! Imagine what beautiful carnage they can create.

"he's working with ranged weapons now? he ain't proficient in those!" Jason who managed to shoot a girl in the eye from across the lake in part 3: *Am I a joke to you?*

“He’s working with ranged weapons now? he ain’t proficient in those!” Jason in part 3 killed a girl with a harpoon gun,Jason in part 6 killed a police officer throwing a knife at his head, Jason in the reboot that threw a hatchet at someone: *Are we a joke to you*

The only thing wrong about this film is that I WANT MORE

I love that James is so confident on his kills and he literally doesn't care about anything. I love him so much.

"Qoute got mad cake!" The way he read that was amazing

These subtitles are just too good. “I’m James Agenees and this is the Kill cow”

“But a mother’s love, can overpower all. And that’s naaaice.” I legit spit my coffee out when he said that in that voice he does🤣🤣🤣

Between this and the spooky short film PATHOSIS, Womp Stomp Films is killing it!

“Some confusing roleplay” *gets chelsea to play his dead severed head mum XD. Love it James!!

“So what do you wanna do Jason?” “Roll to attack that guy with a bow and arrow.” “You sure? you’re not proficient in those.” “Well, I’m gonna try.” “Holy shit, natural 20?” “Aye, nice.

THANK YOU JAMES! Always a pleasure watching your breakdowns. Thank you DM fans for giving this a look and hope to see all your "here from dead meat" posts in our comments! ;) Seriously though - it goes without saying how appreciative we are to have our films make the cut for a killcount! We know they are small for now, but we'll put James to work pretty soon!

Sheriff: “Ya Bang” Everyone: “Omg he did the thing!”

this is the 3rd shortest kill count James ever made. 2nd is friday the 13th 1st is friday the 13th part 2

The third film: Never hike: the last installment The last film: I got tired and didn’t go hiking The prequel: Let’s go hiking The actual last film: Never-mind let’s go The second prequel: The final walk The actual real last film: Jason returns part 1

_Holy shit, it feels so weird seeing James cover Friday the 13th again. I just realize how much I missed it.😢_

He got mad Cake tho, they ain’t Lying

I know no ones going to see this but does anyone else love when James says “thats nice”

Its also important to point out that Jason or the dude that played him actually knows how to shoot a bow. He's got the right form and release too. This is something you don't even see in big budget films. Just goes to show how much attention to detail this films got

I’ve never heard James say “got mad cake” but I am definitely not disappointed

One of the shortest kill counts. I like how James doesn’t care that he will get more money from a 10 minute video and only puts the most interesting parts in his videos

I think I would stop revisiting Camp Crystal Lake if I knew any better. Thank god this is the horror genre where common sense fly's right out the window lol.

I pray this man can direct an actual Friday movie, this is just so awesome

1:29 “got mad cake” lmaoo

Ah yes, Never Hike Alone Never Hike In The Snow Never Hike At Night Never Hike With Joe Never Hike No Mo' Never Hike To Go Never Hike

"Jason isn't proficient in ranged weapons" "haha pointy stick go woosh"

This Episode: Never Hike in the Snow KZfaq: You get Game of Thrones, take it or leave it

Jason's mom is a total creep show

Title: Never Hike in the Snow KZfaq: Game of Thrones ok youtube

I was expecting him to say “ya bang” when Jason blew the dudes head off.

There needs to be more horror movies that take place during the winter The contrast of the white snow and red blood looks real delicious

"lit by some candles" "the power goes out" the candles were lit by....power?

“Quote mad cake” this is the best thing to come out of James mouth

Can we all just apericiate how many of these James pumped out this month.

Can I just say how cool it is such high quality fan films like these can be made and how readily accepted they are?

So there are only 2 kills AND one of them got a golden chainsaw. That's how you know a short film is good.

*Never Hike in The Snow* Every single character in the movie: Haha No💖

I love it when he says quote "got mad cake" he sounds like my dad saying something that I say

3:09 Man, I was obsessed with Face Off back in the day and Nora was one of my faves. I love seeing where some of the contestants ended up. It'd be kinda neat for James and Chelsea to cover some of that show's horror challenges.

The two people in the copyright dispute should just be professional and play rock paper scissors. Who ever wins gets the copyright.

Dead Meat: posts kill count for “Never Hike in the Snow” Early commenters: “Never clicked so fast in my life!”

I clicked on this video thinking it was “Never Hike Alone” just to watch again. I realize it’s a new video and I’m hyped

Never Hike Alone was the Kill Count that introduced me to the channel. Thanks for all the awesome kills that were counted, and all the humor by James.

"Alright, dear. You are Pamela Vorhees and I'm your son, Jason Vorhees." "This is some weird roleplay kink..."

Comments: “Got mad cake.” Jason: 👁👄👁 “Am I a joke to you?”

The “Never Hike” series is indeed intended as a canon follow up to Jason Lives. I’m in a movie group with Vincente and know people who are friends with him and they’ve all confirmed it.

love having a very small hand in this series as the concept artist for the music video. did the camp signs

"Welcome to the kill cow!" 0:04

0:43 I was wondering why the game hadn’t gotten any updates cause I play the game quite a lot. Cause it’s really good, well made and an enjoyable experience. The only downside is nothing changes really unlike a lot of other games with weekly updates.

Me: *watching Never Hike In The Snow kill count* KZfaq: “Game of Thrones take it or leave it”

6:57 The power doesn't go out, the candles do, and then the police officer turned the gun's flashlight on.

Nobody: Everybody: Jason thicc

“He ain’t skilled in long range weapons” “.....b-but part 3”

Just realising that when james gets old, he's gonna have a trophy room of all the horror props like from the annabelle films Creepy

WE NEED. AN “oh das nice” SUPERCUT.

I have been such a big fan of Norah since she won Face Off, and that entire season. I’m super happy she’s getting the recognition she deserves!

Never clicked a link so fast in my life! Also Chelsea as severed head mom is hilarious

“Like he was lost in a Kroger parking lot” People not from the Midwest- “What’s a Kroger”

I’m so happy he gives a flashing lights warning because some people just put it in and are like fine with that 😂

I saw Nora win Face/Off and love that she did this. So super talented! Also, that first kill nearly made me drop the cookie out of my mouth when I was watching. I just jawdropped. So damn good.

Jason do be havin that “mad cake” tho. That part killed me lol

1:28 It's not our fault he's dummy thicc, James!

“slashing through the snow! In a one knife open scene! Over the body’s we go! Laughing all the way. DIE!DIE!DIE!”

The way how James said, "Got mad cake" sounded like he was reading it while holding a pair of old glasses over his eyes 😂😂😂

Title: Never Hike in the Snow Me: How ‘bout I do anyway.

Why has this man not gotten an award yet? Like literally, he be making so much content and nobody is going to give him an award. Heck, he should've been on the Creator Games.

These “Never Hike”s are awesome. I would love to have full length films made by Vincent and his crew.

A Kill Count on Michael vs Jason: Evil Emerges would be great.

Next movies just gonna be “never hike, like at all”

When you said fan film I'm thinking like some little person with a few thousand dollars made it I didn't realize it was like a full-blown mini Hollywood production film The Jason in this movie looks good though 👌👍

I swear this guy's videos get better and better with each one I've been a fan for 2-3 years and I've never once disliked a video or not enjoyed one and James the amount of effort he puts in each video is amazing

When he said he got mad cakes, he sound like a gen z teaching James slangs

I love how it takes 5-20 minutes some times hours to get notifications for videos

That “complete with legal disclosure” was quick yet hilarious.

I loved when jason said “its slashin time” and slashed everywhere

Both of the "Never Hike" shorts are gorgeously shot. And while this one didn't quite have the same tension overall the first one did, I loved the way the police car lights played over the crime scene at night. That was eerily beautiful. **Edit, 2 absolutely solid kills as well!

"hes using ranged weapons now? he aint proficient in those!" DOES JAMES PLAY DND!?!?!?

But James that lawsuit has been solved and we are getting a new friday the 13th movie... Which will be the 13th movie in the franchise

Alternate title: James makes DnD and DOOM references and everyone suddenly loves him a whole lot more than they already did (what a madlad)

The way james said "got mad cake" 😂😭

We need the terminator kill count one day

I love never hyke alone and this sequel lived up to the original, "ghost" jason is honestly one of the best interpretations of the character.

modern day horror films need to do more like what the never hike series does! that shotgun kill is something i always imagined, someone turning a shotgun to the wielder's head and forcing the trigger to blow their own head off, and besides some vaguely similar things with pistols in action games, i never truly saw my dream until this film! they really need to keep doing kills like that!

you haven’t been getting enough credit for the October upload schedule so far, we appreciate you and your editor for making these badass videos for us binge🔥

I love how he decorates his studio with what movie he talks about. Now you know he puts a lot of effort into his videos. Props to you!

Imagine Jason being a cop “Deputy Voorhees”

as a student in a photoshop class “name your layers man!” is so funny to me

This is probably going to sound like a weird compliment but, I love how clear and concise your narration is in your videos. Your videos are some of the few that when watched, having subtitles turned on actually detracts from them, so kudos to that.

This the shortest episode of the kill. Count

This series is a beautiful homage to this beloved series and I love it as a Friday fan