Never play JENGA with an Engineer... Poly Bridge 3!

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Real Civil Engineer

Real Civil Engineer

6 ай бұрын

Part 28! Poly Bridge 3 (pb3) is finally here, and with 10 years of professional civil engineering experience, who better than to take you though the brand new poly bridge game!?
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@netkat7486
@netkat7486 6 ай бұрын
Alan's expanding solution amused me more than id care to admit
@handmadegoods
@handmadegoods 4 ай бұрын
*sigh*
@handmadegoods
@handmadegoods 4 ай бұрын
Same bro
@Thoran666
@Thoran666 6 ай бұрын
"Sometimes I wish it was Alan that went missing" 18:05 🤣 Nice solution with the Jenga tower RCE. The reason your falling tower didn't work is that everyone else seems to have a road inside the tower.
@kuzeyrl
@kuzeyrl 6 ай бұрын
lol
@theanomynusguy
@theanomynusguy 6 ай бұрын
niff tea actually has a youtube channel lets all spam him until he comes back
@niffTea
@niffTea 6 ай бұрын
please dont spam me , its up to rce what he shows in his own content ,@@theanomynusguy
@austinleavitt9674
@austinleavitt9674 6 ай бұрын
​@@theanomynusguyokay let's do this
@MikeDCWeld
@MikeDCWeld 6 ай бұрын
It was a bit frustrating that he didn't seem to be able to pick up on that. It looked pretty obvious to this non-engineer.
@RiptornRory
@RiptornRory 6 ай бұрын
We as a community NEED to find out what happened to Niff-Tea. Their absence is a burden on us all that must be absolved. But cheers to Alan being the builder that always gets a hearty laugh out of me with their absolutely insane overachieving in designs.
@georgH
@georgH 6 ай бұрын
And why is he so relevant to RCE? Is it a uni friend? Boyfriend?
@niffTea
@niffTea 6 ай бұрын
i'm irrelevant 🙂@@georgH
@niffTea
@niffTea 6 ай бұрын
i'm not really needed here anymore, my work here has been successfully completed 😊
@georgH
@georgH 6 ай бұрын
@@niffTea hahhahah best answer ever
@Random_Shiba
@Random_Shiba 4 ай бұрын
No nifftea we need you 😭
@niziggz
@niziggz 6 ай бұрын
"An engineer knows he has achieved perfection not when there's nothing left to add, but when there's nothing left to take away "
@suquini
@suquini 6 ай бұрын
Died laughing at 16:03 moan. Didn't expect it at all xD
@PurplePotato_79
@PurplePotato_79 6 ай бұрын
I believe you meant 16:03
@Blackread
@Blackread 6 ай бұрын
Yeah wtf was that lol 🤣
@IsaacTeo411
@IsaacTeo411 6 ай бұрын
😂editors trying to get him demonetized
@suquini
@suquini 6 ай бұрын
​@@PurplePotato_79Yup, thanks for the correction :)
@brandonlaird6876
@brandonlaird6876 6 ай бұрын
Only 1 comment about this? I spat my burger out from laughing. The editors don't get enough love, they need to be taken to the park once in a while lol.
@Kartaal
@Kartaal 6 ай бұрын
RCE: "If you didn't do that, are you really an engineer?" Also RCE: sweating profusely because he absolutely didn't do it.
@Combes_
@Combes_ 6 ай бұрын
"I am the ball bag of society." -RCE, 2023.
@Kingsly9802
@Kingsly9802 6 ай бұрын
7:00 The best part is, those aren't even for show, that's structurally important. They effectively created a floating fixed node in the center using equidistant omnidirectional bracing, aka, spokes.
@houdin654jeff
@houdin654jeff 6 ай бұрын
19:01 “we’ve got a bulldozer…” Me: Yes, a truck with a large bucket for dumping things… bulldozer. There’s no other name we could use for such a device.
@hoebare
@hoebare 6 ай бұрын
If a dump truck never gets filled or emptied and only ever pushes things, is it still a dump truck? :philosoraptor:
@AWriterWandering
@AWriterWandering 6 ай бұрын
It’s a good thing developers don’t have to account for user created content when getting a age rating
@tylerphuoc2653
@tylerphuoc2653 6 ай бұрын
All the dicks on statues made in Tears of the Kingdom lmao
@theanomynusguy
@theanomynusguy 6 ай бұрын
16:04 i could break nnn listening to that
@kindlin
@kindlin 6 ай бұрын
11:22 was my favorite one rofl
@RealAndySkibba
@RealAndySkibba 6 ай бұрын
These levels are super cool. Props to devs
@TheLazyComet
@TheLazyComet 6 ай бұрын
@niffTea
@niffTea 6 ай бұрын
polybridge is one of the best puzzle games ever
@coco_O17
@coco_O17 6 ай бұрын
The "EFFICIENT" bridge with the hydraulics in the jenga level has a plane crashing in two rectangles (towers)
@Mullato_Damage
@Mullato_Damage 6 ай бұрын
yooooo...👀 nice catch
@WetPumpkin
@WetPumpkin 6 ай бұрын
I was not expecting that moan at 16:03
@zuzanawandlerova7079
@zuzanawandlerova7079 6 ай бұрын
I hope NiffTea is alright and well.
@niffTea
@niffTea 6 ай бұрын
yep im ok thanks :)
@robertstryjak1973
@robertstryjak1973 6 ай бұрын
Matt: There is no need! RCE Community: Strongest Shape! Strongest Shape!
@Mis73rRand0m
@Mis73rRand0m 6 ай бұрын
An Engineer not noticing a central node built from symmetrical spinny bits? Very Architect of you.
@Sniper133s
@Sniper133s 26 минут бұрын
6:41 Just LOOK at the wheele in the end. Not only smooth but also clean asf DAYUM
@oldmanramblingatclouds
@oldmanramblingatclouds 6 ай бұрын
Literally choked on my food laughing at the 'bridge' *mlawless25* built, holy crap those veins 🤣
@frenchfrylord5648
@frenchfrylord5648 6 ай бұрын
11:34 sounds like something a welsh person would say. Careful RCE you’re on thin ice
@TheLazyComet
@TheLazyComet 6 ай бұрын
Very glad Matt tried to not topple the tower over. I was hoping to resume that game 😂
@thobu6576
@thobu6576 6 ай бұрын
I'm currently writing a scifi novel, and NiffTea is a cafe chain in it (kinda like Costa). The funny thing is, I came up with the name long before I started watching these videos.
@niffTea
@niffTea 6 ай бұрын
sounds interesting , love a bit of sci fi
@Henry.6.22
@Henry.6.22 6 ай бұрын
16:03 got me dead
@tonyhinderman
@tonyhinderman 6 ай бұрын
The growing knob from Alan was a nice touch
@GerritCoulter
@GerritCoulter 6 ай бұрын
Love your Polibridge series! Please never stop making these videos!
@petersage5157
@petersage5157 6 ай бұрын
"Wood, maybe? Not quite long enough." - Mrs. RCE
@Cllloud1_
@Cllloud1_ 6 ай бұрын
Oh damn look at that wheelie at 6:42
@Real28
@Real28 6 ай бұрын
That crane was AMAZING.
@Shatterverse
@Shatterverse 6 ай бұрын
You unlock freeplay mode when you beat the level under budget & unbreaking, so that's probably how they got the hydraulic pieces.
@BadbunnyG
@BadbunnyG 6 ай бұрын
i love the city skylines 2 series. could you possibly make those videos really long so i can watch for longer pleaseee
@brandonm6751
@brandonm6751 Ай бұрын
Nice reference to the greatest music video ever. “Slash playing guitar on a grave”
@ThatRandomNeonGuy
@ThatRandomNeonGuy 6 ай бұрын
6:10 ERC (definition): short for Engineering Really Civilly Example in a sentence: RCE is ERC
@Ranir_the_Wolf
@Ranir_the_Wolf 6 ай бұрын
2:13 DILDOBIKE!? 😂
@apu_apustaja
@apu_apustaja 3 ай бұрын
Very impressed by Alan's hydraulic creation.
@SilverAlex92
@SilverAlex92 6 ай бұрын
"Sometimes I wish it was Alan that went missing" nooooo, alan is one of the best thing of this series. RCE take responsibility for what you created xD
@donkeypunch719
@donkeypunch719 6 ай бұрын
I can't believe Matt said that. We need someone to watch over Alan so that he never goes missing.
@stylesrj
@stylesrj 6 ай бұрын
Alan! Alan! Al? Alan!?
@markwright3161
@markwright3161 3 ай бұрын
6:39 Great finish from the bike :)
@DarthRevan42
@DarthRevan42 6 ай бұрын
absolutely lovely singing matt. one of my fav songs
@Tylko_Task
@Tylko_Task 6 ай бұрын
7:03 this 'spinny thing' is not for look, it's creating a joint in the middle
@crypticsh0ot53
@crypticsh0ot53 3 ай бұрын
22:37 him not realizing what the shape also looks like
@scoorp8
@scoorp8 6 ай бұрын
I love how Matt has so thoroughly shamed Tyler that he hasn't made a Polybridge episode in over a month.
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming 6 ай бұрын
The power of engineering I guess 😅
@niffTea
@niffTea 6 ай бұрын
after the polybridge team added a new world too, thought tyler would have been all over that
@olegb7863
@olegb7863 6 ай бұрын
We all waiting for NiffTea to come back...
@niffTea
@niffTea 6 ай бұрын
i had a bridge in the seesaw level , obviously didnt catch rce's eye :)
@bobmoles4335
@bobmoles4335 6 ай бұрын
That 16:03 moment was such a surprise, I snorted and cornflakes went up my nose.
@mr-gunny
@mr-gunny 6 ай бұрын
12:20 looks more like ice cream cones ^^
@brendononeal3663
@brendononeal3663 6 ай бұрын
The joke where you said what did the bottom people do and clicked on friends was really funny
@bacare1971
@bacare1971 6 ай бұрын
if Matt ever figures out leverage...
@skrzatuprzydomowy
@skrzatuprzydomowy 6 ай бұрын
Oh, poor Alan. How could you wish for such evil things?
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp 6 ай бұрын
21:55 there was a bit of road as a jenga block
@drakwinston9769
@drakwinston9769 6 ай бұрын
16:02 naughty editor been stuck in the basement too long
@nitschke30
@nitschke30 6 ай бұрын
Matt calling a magazine an ammunition chamber hurts.
@Mullato_Damage
@Mullato_Damage 6 ай бұрын
😂absolutely wild 16:01
@NitroxVsGaming
@NitroxVsGaming 5 ай бұрын
I really hope Alan never leaves.
@Jump3RPictur3s
@Jump3RPictur3s 6 ай бұрын
Engineering Time starts @20:18 with all time classic "I Can Build Clearly Now"
@drunkdwarf8884
@drunkdwarf8884 6 ай бұрын
18:05 please don't make Alan go, I love Alan
@ChrisNett42
@ChrisNett42 6 ай бұрын
Can you recreate the Royal Gorge Bridge in Colorado? It's beautiful suspension bridge constructed in 1929, It held the record for highest bridge in the world up until 2001 with a deck height of 955 ft. above the river!!!
@b-beale1931
@b-beale1931 6 ай бұрын
Would love to see you try a Minecraft create mod let's play. (Mr Beardstone has a decent modpack that might work well for you)
@TheObtuseGooseTV
@TheObtuseGooseTV 6 ай бұрын
NOTI GANG ON TOP, I WANT THE CHRISTMAS PADDY PLUSH SO BAD 😭
@rmeltzer47
@rmeltzer47 6 ай бұрын
I want the full version of BILFy Bridge Sounds like a bop
@user-dk2xj7vv4g
@user-dk2xj7vv4g 6 ай бұрын
that camper had a nice time
@kaidenst.dennis6982
@kaidenst.dennis6982 5 ай бұрын
“Architect move” lol
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp 6 ай бұрын
13:17 that's very heavy , its hundred eleven thousand pounds.
@elitedestroyer0083
@elitedestroyer0083 4 ай бұрын
23:02 Thats a 9/11 reference btw
@Shatterverse
@Shatterverse 6 ай бұрын
My build for RMT-10 looks like a ship, I'm quite pleased with how it worked out.
@TaintedEden-lg5qz
@TaintedEden-lg5qz 6 ай бұрын
Miffed tea will come back eventually he just is working on special poly bridge levels
@niffTea
@niffTea 6 ай бұрын
miffed tea - lol 🤣
@robinvik1
@robinvik1 6 ай бұрын
16:03 You didn't have to add that sound effect, editor... no one made you do that.
@theanomynusguy
@theanomynusguy 6 ай бұрын
i could break nnn listening to that
@alinaogni7593
@alinaogni7593 6 ай бұрын
11:53 have no one notice that the budget was 69.666?
@3xtremelamborghini
@3xtremelamborghini 6 ай бұрын
Only early people know that was originally titled "when you let an engineer to play jenga"
@hudsonchidlow4773
@hudsonchidlow4773 6 ай бұрын
I WANNA BE A CIVIL ENGINEER WHEN I GROW UP!
@VanClark-gb5lu
@VanClark-gb5lu 2 ай бұрын
the ways he avoids getting demonized 😆
@weirdbookshelf49
@weirdbookshelf49 6 ай бұрын
The editors are wild for adding that moan wtf
@harlymeyer1073
@harlymeyer1073 6 ай бұрын
🥰 always thankful for your videos.
@xxSeanVxx
@xxSeanVxx 6 ай бұрын
Truly a high quality song
@ananass8030
@ananass8030 6 ай бұрын
Seeing the cheapest solutions to the first level of the video made Wallace (or is it Gromit?) pop into my head saying "cheeese"
@watermelloncatgobrr
@watermelloncatgobrr 16 күн бұрын
naw the first gallery is wild 💀💀💀
@joseywales6168
@joseywales6168 6 ай бұрын
as an engineer myself, "architecture" as you use it would be things that detract from the structural integrity and whose only purpose is to improve the aesthetics. Those beams they made at 6:30 were clearly important supports to make the incredibly sus rotating 1/8 circles hold themselves together. Although it definitely would've both looked better and been safer if he'd connected every side of it.
@mindiaalelishvli1830
@mindiaalelishvli1830 6 ай бұрын
21:45 wat de truck doin
@jbeckmann9681
@jbeckmann9681 6 ай бұрын
Im getting in an hydraulic phase watching this 11:22
@PotatoesAreSimplyVeryCool
@PotatoesAreSimplyVeryCool 6 ай бұрын
Say it with me! "RCE! WHERE'S NIFFTEA?""
@niffTea
@niffTea 6 ай бұрын
lurking
@DDM81996
@DDM81996 6 ай бұрын
Niff tea is also on youtube. Last video 6 days ago. Niff tea tv is the chanel
@niffTea
@niffTea 6 ай бұрын
or just @nifftea
@NormanRDolan
@NormanRDolan 6 ай бұрын
11:55 Ah, November Rain... one of Guns and Roses' best songs...
@ctrlaltdel138
@ctrlaltdel138 6 ай бұрын
"More stress on the members" RCE
@RManPthe1st
@RManPthe1st 6 ай бұрын
16:03 SHMICHAEL i HAVE THIS ON SPEAKER WHAT IF MY ROOMMATES HEAR IT
@sparkieT88
@sparkieT88 6 ай бұрын
ALAN!
@JonBpg
@JonBpg 6 ай бұрын
Can we agree to love Alan. I’m 11 and a half minutes in and he never fails to put out the good ones.
@hoebare
@hoebare 6 ай бұрын
you could have stopped typing after "I'm 11" :)
@valleyntinrohrmann5981
@valleyntinrohrmann5981 6 ай бұрын
Please make a bridge over troubled water cover!
@Muis33
@Muis33 6 ай бұрын
07:04 RCE is an architect confirmed?
@raznaak
@raznaak 6 ай бұрын
Alan!
@mtbrocket
@mtbrocket 6 ай бұрын
Great video. 😊
@TicketyTy
@TicketyTy 5 ай бұрын
Great video
@pietroveronese2539
@pietroveronese2539 6 ай бұрын
alan is the real content of this channel
@martonnagy8939
@martonnagy8939 6 ай бұрын
Why did you stopped uploading your engineering parodies in shorts format? I really liked them.
@NO_ONE-gc3jl
@NO_ONE-gc3jl 3 ай бұрын
My aunt is a Engineer + Architect
@zecuse
@zecuse 6 ай бұрын
18:56 And it ends with a face plant!
@keiraussher
@keiraussher 6 ай бұрын
Noone else going to mention that he's already used this song for a building montage? That's not just me, right? He's reused it?
@soulextinguisher
@soulextinguisher 6 ай бұрын
Yeah he did
@glynnaylor7292
@glynnaylor7292 6 ай бұрын
11:30 yay
@samcmusic3031
@samcmusic3031 6 ай бұрын
It’s slime time my guys
@takumi2023
@takumi2023 6 ай бұрын
the "mere engineer" solution has a road inside the janga block. it prevented the block from rolling too early? i don't know why it worked that way.
@takumi2023
@takumi2023 6 ай бұрын
oh they just supported the block at the first gap on the right so it falls as one block instead of disintegrating
@takumi2023
@takumi2023 6 ай бұрын
that guy had to drive over the tower even after destroying it because the tower blocks interact with the road. that said it wasn't necessary to destroy the tower if he could already drive over.
@WretchedHero
@WretchedHero 6 ай бұрын
RIP Nifftea :( Hail Alan!
@niffTea
@niffTea 6 ай бұрын
agreed
@March8_687
@March8_687 6 ай бұрын
I will play Jenga with engineers!
@ThrashmIO
@ThrashmIO 6 ай бұрын
Any plans to build a tensegrity bridge?!
@youraverageteen69
@youraverageteen69 6 ай бұрын
"Should still make it, oh you nob"
@Joyful_Traitor
@Joyful_Traitor 6 ай бұрын
19:00 that is not a bulldozer a real engineer would know this
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