Gerald is a national treasure. The only man on television that no one can understand. We need more people in TV like him.

Everytime i get a handle on Geralds speech he changes gears

Best show on the box by far.

Not a clue what he says, but makes more sense than any politician

It actually makes more sense that hardly anyone can understand what Gerald is saying when you consider what his job title on the farm is: He's the head of security, so naturally whatever he has to say is encrypted. This is old school, entirely analogue encryption of course, which if anything makes it even more secure - even the most skilled hackers and most powerful computers would struggle to decode Gerald-speak.

I love the fact that the only time Gerald is even slightly intelligible is when he drinks beer! 😂😂😂

CC often translates Gerald's monologues as "music". Gerald is a rare gem!

Series two is really showing up local planning boards for the vindictive corrupt entities they are.

I'm starting to understand Gerald.

Jeremy is one lucky man to be welcomed in and be accepted by all those lovely ordinary down to earth people , it is probably the nicest period of his life , he is good for them and they are good for him and Chuck an Irish woman into the mix and they are all happy as pigs in shit. Lovely stuff.

It's hard when your chief of security speaks a different language . The look on Jeremys face when Gerald talks to him

Gerald you are awesome

The bit where gerald is shouting into a walkie talkie 6ft away from clarkson himself 🤣

Gerald is one of the most lovely people on earth.

So, I live in Spain, but originated from the UK. Spent the last 33 years in America. I thought - based on my history - that I could understand most English speakers. Then the head of security came along. My TV set here has close captaining based on speech to text technology, but sadly, even it gave up tonight. At one point it translated him as "music!"

Well, all I got was that "a squirrel had stolen a helicopter and ram-raided the combine harvester, subsequently stealing the corn and taking Gerald hostage"

Gerald should go on " Who wants to be a Millionaire" . It would be priceless!😁

Kaleb's reaction to Gerald telling Jeremy off is pure gold!

Gerald top man and very funny

If there’s ever an audiobook I really hope Gerald narrates it!

It’s a golden combination .

English isn't my native language, but I understand a bit here and there. The more you listen, the more words I find. But it's not easy. Gerald is the unsung hero in this series.

Gerald is a legend .

what a find, we would have never discovered Gerald if it wasnt for jeremy

The world loves Gerald!!!👍

Gerald is brilliant.he is so funny, can’t help but laugh at him and i love clarksons farm. Simply brilliant

3:32 Only thing Gerald says that I can understand is when the orangutan ruins his hedge.

Best show on TV ever 😅🤣

gerald communicates like he's repeatedly hitting the suggested words on autocorrect

Jeremy keep the good work work up .

I’m starting to understand him

There are now online courses were fans can learn to become fluent in the language of Gerald. Drinking shedloads of Hawkstone is highly beneficial

Myself and my son have broken the Gerald language barrier. Top local and bless you bloke . Happy days mate xxx cyberhugs to you and yours xxx ❤

Couldn't understand a single one of Gerald's words but what a character! 😂

Jeremy needs to name one of his beers"session" beer😂😂😂👌he's so funny

The joy this gives.

I wrote a song called Gerald years ago, the band said I was mumbling when singing, I realise now that I was channelling the real Gerald

I love this show so much. It's so sincere so funny so authentic

Gerald is a star and should have his own show!

I'm in tears listening to Gerald, he's so damn funny. What on earth is he saying.

Who would have thought he'd be the best boss ever 🤘🇦🇺🍻

Sounds like my uncle after 2 liters of brandy

Wise Words 😂😂😂

Ive been watching Gerald on Jeremy farms then I saw a clip of people speaking Klingon and I could understand it completely and fluently.

Hard to believe that this was filmed in England 😆 They only people I can understand is Clarkson and his wife . They should post subtitles😂😂😂Never mind the local football team, he needs to sponsor elocution lessons for the entire town🤣🤣🤣

I understand that gerald has been hired by the Home Office to conduct English language lessons for immigrants. Perfect bloke to do it I’d say!

Great show l think Gerald needs a bucket 🤣😂🤣😂

WISE. WORDS.

Love Gerald!

The Ancient Celtic language still lives in the Cotswolds

I like the camaraderie..how they back each other up even if they fup..!

Need subtitles special for Gerald, please..😄😆😅

I’m from Lancashire and can hear Gerald lound and clear. 😂

Lisa is a cutie-pie!!

Only Kaleb understands Gerald.

Reminds me of my old neighbour from the Scottish Highlands. He used to chew my ears off for hours and I only understood about four or five words. F-in council, f-Inn druggies and f-in police.

"It's a nice beer that"

That scene in Hot Fuzz... Holy Shit.

He's actually talking sense, there are videos which give him subtitles

Sounds like a conversation i tried to have with a nurse at the nursing home. Couldn.t understand a bloody word.!

Brill! The new 'dynamic trio!' 🤣 Nuff said.....

love the mullet

Boomhauer of the UK

Funny stuff mate, was Gerald speaking English 😂😂, sounds like he’s got his own language 😂😂

Best thing I've seen. Keep going, next series please..

Those hedge cutters are great but why don’t they make brushes to sweep thorns off the road I have had a huge thorn in a new car tyre yards out of town it was repaired. The hardest bike ride I know goes up and down the same hill a Sutton bank multiple times. I once went up the first hill they were sweeping it with brooms which was brilliant- I have never had a puncture and I started doing that ride in 1980. I wasn’t impressed when the Tour de France came and there were so many retirements- they are pros it’s only my hobby. I was told never to do it again in 2017 by the doctor even if I walked up the hills. My electric bike will do it but I have had a few electrical failures including melted wires but not on that moor thankfully!! Quarter of a penny a mile and no tax test insurance or registration perhaps I should buy one instead of converting ordinary bikes They are about £2500 as opposed to about £600 you would hope they were better 😂😂😂

I'm actually in tears😅

Tried at 0.75x speed... no luck

As a french i undestand all Gerald saiys.

He’s awesome

Agreed, Gerald👍

Hello new friend here from Philippines

I can understand about 25 percent. Of Gerald the other 75 percent is me nodding along with what he says.

I think only Geralds mother can understand that version of English.

Lol am from Liverpool north west of England worked in Salisbury south west of England ,for such a small country we have totally different dialects, nobody could understand a word I said because I talk so quickly apparently haha

Watching here from Philippines

Can't wait.

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 Legend

Would love to see subtitles for Gerald.

I would love to know what language Gerald speaks but like Chinese, I am guessing it would be very difficult to learn !

Can't understand a bloody word! But something tell me he was pissed off! And I'm from Manchester!

Not Gerald having the same moustache from since he was a toddler 😂

God 'elp me, the more I hear him the more I understand him.

That's how cheddar man talked

Blokes basically Kenny from south park

gerald.....is the best ever....vote gerald for pm

He makes sense actually

Here sending love and support from beth vergara

I think Mr G, swears a lot 😂😂😂

As a confirmed townie even I know if your cutting a hedge on the side of the road you start from the lowest part of the hedge. That defines the ground from the rest of the hedge & you know what you're dealing with. Also less damage to the rest of the hedge

It seems he says half words, his brother actually completes the words

Hello sending love and support from beth vergara

Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 yes rob

Does his wife understand him? If she does she is the chosen one

Sending love and support from beth vergara

I thought he was Kaleb's grandfather???

Gerald 🤣

I love Gerald

Pickled onions

At least I don't do the subtitle translation when he speaks lol