The way Ellen reads it makes it 10x funnier 😂😂😂

Once I meant to say 'Patience, Young Padawaan' but autocorrect changed it to 'Patience, Young Prostitute'

"Hey Jim u left your phone at my house last night" "Jim u should probably come get it" "R u ignoring me?!" "JIM I SWEAR TO GOD!" "Oh wait"

"hey dude you left your phone at my house" "Ok" "Oh wait you cant answer" "WTF DUDE R U IN MY HOUSE" "i was hungry"

Now you can text anything to whoever and if it goes bad just blame it on autocorrect.

I texted: Did you see Ariana grande at jingle ball? My phone said: Did you screw Ariana grande at jingle ball My friend texted: unfortunately no

It's an easy mistake. The other day I wanted to text to my wife 'What time do you finish working?' but instead somehow I typed 'You've ruined my life you miserable old witch'. Oh, how we laughed!

once I was texting my friends and I wrote I got a baby tortilla I ment to say I got a basket of chocolates

This autocorrect happened to my friend 😆 My Friend: Omg josh finally ended with me! Her Other Friend: yes! Josh wasn't the guy for you! He was really demanding! Honestly I don't know how you put up with him! I'm glad you two broke up! My friend: stupid auto correct! I mean josh finally ENGAGED with me... Her Other Friend: oh ****, umm...congratz?????

I just never get tired of these. They make me laugh till I fart..every time..literally.

Ohmygod...once I actually texted to my first crush 'gimme a sec' but auto correct changed it to 'sex' and I didn't realise until after I sent it! Everybody in my grade found out :( omg so embarassing

the funniest thing that made me laugh was when ellen said "if u have any of these plz send them to my ladybits" XD

Im just so addicted to this show, Ellen is the best. This is soooooo my fave segment. Loves ya Ellen xx

Once I was texting my friend, and she was trying to say Pencil I think, and her phone autocorrected it to "penis" XD I found the whole thing hilarious.

Me: hey, im meeting my best friend. I have seen her in two toilets Friend: wtf Me: *haven't and years Friend: how on earth did you go from years to toilets Me: idefk

Auto correct once told my best friend that she was going to bed a good worker rather than be a good worker 😂

The other day, I was trying to type the word, "freakin," and my phone suggested "foreskin." 😂 Never used that word on my phone before!

Conversation with my mom: "Omgosh, the bus is not here yet and I'm nourished!!" "You're what?" "I'm nourished!!" "Nourished!!" "BOOORED!!!"

Wait if auto correct is based on your most used words-

My brother got a text from my cousin where my cousin said something about his "Aunt Debt". He meant "Deby", but his iPhone didn't recognize it because it's an unusual spelling of the short form of Deborah.

i have my auto correct but its in Arabic i was talking to my cousin and some of my family are there so i told her to say hi to them but it ended up saying poison them, she was like WHAT???

I remember the one time my friends were going to go play dodgeBall and it spelled dog ball we laughed for like 30 mins. I said have fun playing dog ball. have fun throwing dog balls at people!

Send em to my lady bits if you like. XD I lost it right there

i was texting an adult telling them about something i found out and was meant to say 'i was freaking out' auto correct said 'i was f*cking out'.... welllll that ended badly

I wrote "Hello, how was your day" and my handy made "Helligkeit, bis was KZfaq Day" (brightness, to was KZfaq day) because of german.

Oh man Ellen. Luv u so much. Had a bad day, so thanks for making it better.

I saw this on something and I dunno who did it Mom: how's my pregnant little daughter Girl: MOM HOW DID U KNOW?!? Mom: I Ment Pleasent Mom: WAIT WHAT Girl: ...

I’m coming from the future! This is now called CLUMSY THUMBSY 😂❤️

This video was posted on BTS Leader's birthday who is RM. No one noticed? No? Just me? Commenting in 2019? Only me? Okay.

One time I texted my friend " hey wyd, just got hit in the face by a car" she texts back " omg how are u alive?" I message back " I said can! Not car"

These segments are hilarious. And it's crazy how just five years ago texting was so new.

Here's One: MOM: OMG! I'm finally pregnant!!! GRADNDMA: WHAT?! Come home, NOW!!!! YOU NEED TO LEARN YOUR LESSON! MOM: Woah! Chill mom! I ment patient! GRANDMA: OH! THANK GOD! Here's another one: DAUGHTER: OMG! MOM! I got pregnant!!! DAD: WHAT?! COME HOME NOW!!! We need to talk about this! DAUGHTER: Nah! I'm just kidding! I got an E+ on my math test. DAD: OH THANK GOD!!! Here's the last one: BOYFRIEND: Darling, If you are smiling, sent me your smiles, If you are crying, sent me your tears, If your sleeping, sent me your dreams! GIRLFRIEND: Uh... I'm in the toilet. What do I sent you?

I text my friend and I said to her have a nice deathday and I meant nice birthday. LOL

Why do All those phone have 80 %

I have literally been watching Ellen ALL DAY! good way to spend my day off!

plz make this kinda segment more I loved it

"Send em' to my ladybits if you'd like" I died XD

My autocorrect incident: Cousin: hey how are u Me: good Cousin: so what did u do today? Me: oh well me and my friend went swimming in her poop Cousin: ???? Me: OMG I MEANT POOL!!!! NOT POOP!

I once tried to write "damn autocorrect" and it turned out as: "damn autoerrection"

LOL the most ironic thing just happened! There was an ad for "Dice with Ellen" before this vid came up.

i love ELLEN SOO MUCH

i just copied this from my phone _________________ | MOM --| Hi washupa ??? oh gosh i meant washup whsha WHASHUP I GIVE UP I HATE AUTO COMPANYS UGH oh... I just wanted to see how your project for math was going um... hello?

I don't know how Ellen keeps it together when reading these out, I would be laughing so hard:P

What!? 2 years already!? Woah, time flies...

omg I have a good one Josh: love you bae Kate: I love you to Brian Josh: WHOS BRIAN Kate: aottocorrect I mwent JOSH I SWEAR That could tear a relationship

Once I told my friend I was gonna shut down my phone. AND DIS DAMN DEVICE replaced shut with SHIT

going through this playlist was sooooooooo worth it XD strange tho how the last part is the first original segment

if i need a laugh i just watch these. makes my day... now off to work. I really should have my husband watch these

You can tweak autocorrect in your phone .... or in your buddy's phone! A friend of mine always texted "Love you!" to his girlfriend. I tweaked "Love" to come out "Fuck" They broke up. 😓

Girl just go to settings and turn auto correct off!😂❤️

One does not simply stop watching Ellen's videos

THE JOURNEY NEVER ENDS. Time to watch them all over again.

Who's watching in 2016?

Like if you thought about castle and beckett when the first one was on

Lol I love this!!! You are awesome! You keep me going. ❤

I feel that we need to correct autocorrect more than it corrects us

OMG Dying 8'D

I turned auto correct off on my 5S because I know how to spell things anyways.

If my parents go to Disney without me I'll divorce them

My friend Erica texted me , "happy Mormon ." Lol I love u Ellen . Your hilarious.

Going to make up an atoucorrect Shickwisha 💜can you get me food Mom🤑yes my baby gorilla Shickwisha 💜WHAT!!! Mom 🤑i mean girl Shickwisha 💜l don't care just get me food and I will be a gorilla 👍🏿

Once i texted my boyfriend I hate you n then lied n said the auto correct changed it i write i love you cause i did hate him at one point n wanted to say it but without him knowing thats how i felt so i blamed it on the auto correct

Oh my gaaaaaawwwd stop Ellen now I won't be able to sleep tonight! Too obsessed

Im in a tough situation im hungry and thirsty but i cant stop watching ellen,im not closed to the end,the outcome looks grim.

Lol bananagirlEMOxx

text my daughter, do you want anything brought home to eat... no im eating my cervix... she meant cereal pmsl

i found out it is not a good idea to eat while watching these. I choked a lot!!!!!

oh my god! it all began when i clicked an Ellen video by mistake...... 2 hours ago!!

ellen I love your show ..it such comfort and it makes me laugh so hard .. thank you so much .. I know you probably wouldn't get to read this.. but I'm going through a really rough time ...I don't think i will have a solid future..my parents can't support me.. my mom wants to leave me .. and my step dad doesnt care about us.. my dad passed away ... i think all of this is too serious to say it on youtube..really thank you so much

trying not to burst out laughing right now cause everyone is asleep already

In french a casket means a cap so I didn't know why it was that funny, I was like okay that's funny but I don't get why she doesn't answer him. And then I went to check the translation just in case and when I found out what it meant I was laughing like crazy x)

All of those are A TOTAL LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This morning I went to text my friend that we were going to meet at my friend Matt and Liz's house and they auto corrector thought I said Batman and Liz

The last one is defiantly my favorite.

This was exactly 2 yrs ago!! And on my sis bday!!

I wouldn't know which is worse for the kid; the fact that she thought her parents would getting divorced, or the fact that they said them and not her are going to Disney. Lol!

i love how everyone complains about autocorrect but they don't realise that you can turn it off... but THIS IS HILARIOUS. :D

I swear, this daggone auto-correct has probably given SOMEBODY a heart attack by now!

Lol last one- the more you type something, the more likely it is for the phone to correct a word to it.

just became a fan of clumsy thumbsy..... lov u ellen......

omg I can't stop watching these!

"Hey hon you left your phone at home." "Hon please answer your phone is here." "Come get your phone hon!" "Ok I'll just wait until you answer." Two hours later... "Are you in the house,I hear your phone."

lol 1 day later, and u're probably still watching ellen videos =)

These autocorrect fails are so easy to setup too though, but they are still fun to read :)

Help me,i've been here for days,I can't even get out of my chair or go to chool or take a shower,somebody break my focus PLEASE!

I'm the only one awake. Laughing so hard every episode haha

I've been watching Ellen's videos since lastnight and I'm still watching...I got shit to do today..dam you ellen lol

about every 5-10 minutes. we spread out the ads over the time. Instead of putting 10 ads in the middle, you get 1 every 10 minutes.

I've seen so many of these on dyac, but I love them just the same!

The last one she forgot to point out how it says hi aunt Liz and then it says for your father :l I just died of a brain fart XDDDD

OMG I thought you were talking to Ellen at first :) LOL

Sometimes the English is very challenging. Thanks,Ellen,I really missed your show because my son's borrowed my tv,he never returned. I guess once in a while I need to pretend I'm watching your show,although no tv,hmm

You can just thank Ellen.

she said it wrong when trying to say the words.. like gah! a cascet while on the tab says gah! a castle.. did she realize?? hahaha

I luv this show so much! Makes me laught all the time!!My name is Michelle and It was like the people were texting to me xD

watching Ellen in 1 pm isn't a smart idea ...believe me !

Siri wants us all to herself

Ellen is the answer to all our problems haha

I texted my sister yesterday and meant to say we need to finish watching Harry Potter and it auto corrected to Gary porter lmao

Welcome to the Ellen side of youtube...you may never leave!