New Vegas Intro But It's Brainrot (Gen Alpha Slang)

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New Vegas Intro But It's Brainrot (Gen Alpha Slang)

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CJMattis

Күн бұрын

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@CJMattis Ай бұрын

FALLOUT 3 Brainrot is my most recent one, feel free to check it out as well! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ZruqotOBtrHHfGw.htmlsi=YEJAnf9lMP-Ss_9y

@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 27 күн бұрын

This is Gen Z slang, not Alpha. Alphas are MAX 11 years old right now, they are way too young to be making memes. This is 100% Gen Z slang bro.

@garrettkrug5706 25 күн бұрын

red dead redemption one would be hilarious these are all so good man!😂😂

@theyeastiemob5710 24 күн бұрын

i hate that I've come to this point in my life, but could you please make a full version of "blue goon" it's terribly catchy

@MedicalHazard67 20 күн бұрын

Bro, let us have the Blue Moon brainrot song edition.

@flynnguest8323 12 күн бұрын

Bro please let us have that blue goon cover because my gronk is it sigmatic

@defective7340 Ай бұрын

"How bad could this be?" "Blue goon-" "OH INSTANTLY TERRIBLE"

@ayrtonjoga Ай бұрын

Swear I never had an immediate regret THIS quickly in my life

@maverickbrenneman443 Ай бұрын

IT WAS TORTURE.

@SM0K3dnb Ай бұрын

@@ayrtonjoga 2 secods in and already asking what I got myself into

@ImNotRacistYouArePrejudiced Ай бұрын

I let out a very audible "NOOOOOO!"

@user-zn3eq9tl6v Ай бұрын

Should've been "Blue coom"

@bigswigg3631 Ай бұрын

"Just because you say NO CAP, that don't mean you ain't gotta pay" Absolutely sublime

@MASTERRAGE Ай бұрын

that was gold

@MrHandsomeDan615 Ай бұрын

Literally. No cap.

@AllGirlsCollege Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Shade_Tree_Mechanic Ай бұрын

Perfectly melded

@Bloody_Ingenious Ай бұрын

Woow. That's fking genius.

@johnm1787 Ай бұрын

"Dead-ass war stays the same, on God" fucking killed me

@Krypto137 Ай бұрын

That phrase has been burned into my brain for DAYS now. I keep coming back to this just to listen to it again

@StrayEyeStudiosInc 8 күн бұрын

I can't stop saying it dude

@Over-Lored Ай бұрын

Another Fun Fact. Mr. House was canonically born on June 25, 2020. Meaning he is part of Gen Alpha, so not only would he be part of the brainrot vocabulary generation. But at the time of this videos posting he would 4 years old. Therefore I would like to let everyone know it's possible Mr. House would have seen skibidi toilet.

@kennypowers1945 Ай бұрын

Oh god 😭

@Oblivion9873 Ай бұрын

finna preempt: "but it's an alternate timeline" nah this is funnier

@flavivsaetivs5738 Ай бұрын

Mr House is watching skibidi toilet on his dad's pip boy rn

@DianadeGonzalez Ай бұрын

@@flavivsaetivs5738 Mr House traveled back in time to give an updated version of his own creation to his 2 year old self before his dad died to fulfill the brainrot prophecy

@deadinside9565 Ай бұрын

Implying Mr. House would turn out like public school scumbags.

@Anakin_Skywalker01 Ай бұрын

“Skibideal”💀 Mr Mew Vegas was a missed opportunity for real😢

@JasonHenderson Ай бұрын

No Cap

@unpapelcascaron7463 Ай бұрын

@yosefyonin6824 Ай бұрын

fr fr really fr

@livefreewithjp5251 Ай бұрын

F in the chat

@godframe848 Ай бұрын

ongod

@azkar65 Ай бұрын

F in chat for getting caught in 4k

@TheEpicTricycle Ай бұрын

@Mangk89 Ай бұрын

@lunar_proxy Ай бұрын

@chambersoveternalsuffering8065 Ай бұрын

@Arashi257 Ай бұрын

@DougWIngate Ай бұрын

As an autist, "rizzing people without looking them in the face" is my new favourite way of saying we dont make eye contact

@JamalSnitchy Ай бұрын

As a fellow autist, I agree

@xjayfromva7730 Ай бұрын

Seems like everyone claims to have autism these days… chat clip that

@reddsyoutuberaffle Ай бұрын

@@xjayfromva7730 Ong I hate it I have Autism and this is one of the only times I mention it to all the other "Autist" stop making your entire personalty being Autistic because other peeps wont care no cap

@DougWIngate Ай бұрын

@@xjayfromva7730 well I was diagnosed by a doctor but okay

@ImNotRacistYouArePrejudiced Ай бұрын

@@xjayfromva7730Same goes for people that like to stick their noses where it don't belong.

@Marcell2aG Ай бұрын

“Chat is this thing even real?” 💀

@ponuno Ай бұрын

"what a weird vape" I am dead

@Beblue1337 Ай бұрын

fr fr

@christianweibrecht6555 Ай бұрын

Best line

@robertr.7995 Ай бұрын

Deadass? On god?

@Leetfaction Ай бұрын

Chat, is this thing even real?

@DaniGerman1499 Ай бұрын

Dead ass?

@Raymond670 Ай бұрын

New Vegas, but Wild Wasteland is permanent

@Colonel-Sigma Ай бұрын

And required On god

@Pl4sm4Ro4ch Ай бұрын

bussin wasteland perk

@mafius9264 Ай бұрын

New Vegas, but brain damage from gunshot was always there

@thebiolibrary5572 Ай бұрын

But Wild Wasteland is even worse.

@RDJ1997 Ай бұрын

No cap fr

@orbitalslingshot2206 Ай бұрын

Skibiding the Mojave almost makes you rizz for an Ohio winter.

@Marcell2aG Ай бұрын

When I gyatt this assignment I was hoping there’d be more casinomaxxing.

@MaestroRega Ай бұрын

We won't rizz quietly, the Legion can mew on that.

@user-xl5lc3qw5z Ай бұрын

I'm so glad I don't understand a word of this

@robertfishburn8545 Ай бұрын

You're mewing the Lord's twerk

@Aliyah_666 28 күн бұрын

Gyatts, Lean, Grimace shakes Find it all at the Atomic rizzler

@End_Mii 25 күн бұрын

"Anne Frankly..." Is one of the most underated lines

@TheMimpu Ай бұрын

"But the skibi-deal is... The Gyatt was rizzed from the start." Ahh just as I remembered

@CallofFreaky Ай бұрын

You’ve been edging for a couple days now fr

@IllSpeakTheTruthForYou Ай бұрын

@@CallofFreakyRead it right as he said it 😂

@ex-tc Ай бұрын

Shit was actually so hard 😭

@johnmartinez7440 Ай бұрын

The idea of Benny just quietly complaining about his weird vape while the Courier is tied up is hilarious.

@user-vq4rl1zf2f Ай бұрын

Feels so in character too tho lol

@AllGirlsCollege Ай бұрын

great man

@Darth_Niki4 Ай бұрын

Shout-out to the man for keepin his priorities straight. Max rizz, zero cap!

@evidant Ай бұрын

most of it isnt even brainrot asides from the "chat" so its even funnier

@user-vq4rl1zf2f Ай бұрын

@@evidant I know!

@arattactician5697 Ай бұрын

"Blue goooon" will be resonating in my head for weeks to come

@YourPalKindred Ай бұрын

"F in chat for getting caught in 4K *reveals pistol*" is so comically threatening

@GlassbrainZ Ай бұрын

Finally, a realistic depiction of the future.

@AllGirlsCollege Ай бұрын

my future is hawk tuah fame

@SOBEKCrocodileGod Ай бұрын

This is the present day. This happened to my buddy Eric last Tuesday

@Ecliptor. Ай бұрын

This is more terrifying than an actual nuclear apocalypse

@GodDamnRider Ай бұрын

Even worst than nuclear winter

@dashiellgillingham4579 Ай бұрын

My favorite example of this is the Onion’s “future reporting” video.

@ususfructus5274 Ай бұрын

🎶 There was never a rizzler like my Johnny 🎶

@hardboiled2987 Ай бұрын

The rizzler there among us had a big gyatt on his hip

@GasMaskedThings Ай бұрын

*"Lets j3rk0ff into the gooncave together~"*

@GasMaskedThings Ай бұрын

*Lets j3rk00f to the g00ncav3 together~*

@GasMaskedThings Ай бұрын

*Lets zerkoff to the gooncave together*

@Clayvader Ай бұрын

🎶 The one they call Johnny Goontar🎶

@TheDanibits Ай бұрын

"A baby-gronk sized hit of copium" HOLY SHIT

@derpishthemememerchant5838 Ай бұрын

Dommed by the mommy express goes crazy

@mitchellbarton7915 Ай бұрын

Lolllll the doc Mitchell interaction makes me want this as a full on mod. Lmaooooo completely changed his personality. 😂

@jamin12342 Ай бұрын

You're starting to stink up the joint 💀

@ayrtonjoga Ай бұрын

Ngl, a Roast Mitchell mod would be funny as hell

@stm7810 Ай бұрын

the intro change is, New Vegas brainrot intro replacer, on Nexus mods.

@Marxist-Nixonist-Bidenist 26 күн бұрын

No cap

@stm7810 26 күн бұрын

@@Marxist-Nixonist-Bidenist yes, mods usually are free so no caps needed to get them.

@Kenneth_A_H Ай бұрын

Doc Mitchel was fucking vicious

@CzarScruffington 27 күн бұрын

“Just because you say no cap, that don’t mean you ain’t gotta pay. I STILL WANT YOUR CAPS”😂😂😂

@klein2252 Ай бұрын

I’m going to need a full cover of "Blue Goon" immediately

@azratosh Ай бұрын

That's it. This really is it. This is the last straw. It's time I got my shit together, I'm gonna turn my life around. I can't continue like this.

@larsthemartian9554 Ай бұрын

Now or never, go get 'em!

@enesbatuhan7833 Ай бұрын

it's over for you

@deadinside9565 Ай бұрын

@@enesbatuhan7833 It's joever...

@richarddenton9215 Ай бұрын

Bro, exercise, eat steak, and eggs everyday

@Clarkamadorian Ай бұрын

@@richarddenton9215heard somewhere the the marvel actor diet consists of chicken and broccoli. I’d start there, see how it goes Then again I don’t have a source to back that up just my memory

@ultraherman7727 Ай бұрын

What in the actual rizz

@candycrystalpremium Ай бұрын

Go back to Ohio

@buwanbuwaya6927 Ай бұрын

Erm, what the sigma?

@stevenhesson1594 Ай бұрын

Bussin moves, bussin moves

@nova_zar Ай бұрын

"What in the sigma? Ayo let's keep it bussin on god, smooth moves like smooth little baby gronks"

@Mandorle21 Ай бұрын

"War stays the same, on god"

@bonkatomicpunch4614 Ай бұрын

What a weird vape 🚬

@MeOwOgai Ай бұрын

"I tried to remove as much brainrot from you as possible but 6 hours you spend on TikTok instead of sleeping..." Hahahaha

@parkouremaster Ай бұрын

The gyatt was rizzed from the start *gunshot* Stop right there, this is just cinema

@nova_zar Ай бұрын

-"Why did you mog skibidi Kimball?" -"He wanted me to pay fanum tax fr" -"Gyatt"

@hansoncitradi2482 Ай бұрын

I can only hope this won't be a historically accurate depiction of the future.

@PhialSubstance Ай бұрын

Haha this was great. I gotta give my no cap opinion though, the Skibidirim one was funnier to me because it followed the original script more closely. The bits that make me laugh the hardest are the lines where you only change one or two words and it completely changes the meaning of the line, e.g. when Tullius' says "Let's get this ratioed" instead of "Let's get this over with". In fairness though NV has such a brief intro, if you did FO3 you'd have a lot more to work with. Imagine growing up in a vault where everyone has brainrot and then they have to take the G.O.A.T. test, lol.

@leanansidhe3954 Ай бұрын

Yes FO3!

@Johaen89 Ай бұрын

G.Y.A.T.T Test

@ThePigsmasher Ай бұрын

Holy shit... G.O.A.T test... It writes itself!

@Inexpressable Ай бұрын

Take the goat test to find out what colour your Bugatti is

@catsandmountains Ай бұрын

Based take fr fr on gawd

@frontierjustice2816 Ай бұрын

“Woooah easy there! You been edging for a couple days now fr.”💀

@Crowbars2 25 күн бұрын

"But the Ssibi deal is, Gyatt was rizzed from the start." **Chef kiss**

@PepperT21 Ай бұрын

We copping the platinum drip with this one 🗣💯

@agthe18themperor Ай бұрын

When you get shot the LiveLeak logo appears

@ciklop4206 Ай бұрын

Not a thing

@ZacHawkins42 Ай бұрын

The rest of the gang screams "Worldstar!!!" 😂

@willowegan602 Ай бұрын

"My wife is skibidead."

@BarokaiRein Ай бұрын

I'm gonna write a fucking fantasy novel in gen alpha slang.

@hynerium7539 Ай бұрын

Bro I would love to see it

@Mr.scooter-le8yo Ай бұрын

Oh yes, the great battle of the 4chan chuds and the gay furry Dicord moderators. A story for the ages fr.

@natkaney Ай бұрын

Fantastic job, I've lost 2.5 years of memory watching it.

@reddsyoutuberaffle Ай бұрын

He was put in a vegetative state at the end of this video I am his doctor is typing this out before we choose to unplug him

@Aliyah_666 28 күн бұрын

@@reddsyoutuberaffleThe brainrot got him sigmas...F's in the chat. He'll edge again in heaven, on god fr.

@reddsyoutuberaffle 28 күн бұрын

@@Aliyah_666 Fr fr swag is so not wholesome big chungus to see them go I had 17 end up in the same way this week alone no cap dont end up like them you have to thug it out and mog the betas fr fr keep up the sigma grind

@Aliyah_666 27 күн бұрын

@@reddsyoutuberaffle I stan this thread on god fr...😂

@hewamohammed2775 Ай бұрын

Bro went from making a really underrated critique video of bioshock infinite to some of the best brainrot content out there. W's in the chat.

@Foose3535 Ай бұрын

“Chat this things made out of paper”😂

@swisschese1323 Ай бұрын

There should be a FNV mod that turns all dialogue into brainrot after the Courier getting shot in the head.

@Yaojin2006 Ай бұрын

I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE ON THIS WE NEED MORE OF THESE VIDEOS KEEP MAKING MORE

@yosefyonin6824 Ай бұрын

it doesn't have to be brainrot slang either, the bit with mr. New Vegas was awsome

@DD-pk3if Ай бұрын

He's not lying, I'm everyone.

@kgb9440 Ай бұрын

@@yosefyonin6824it absolutely has to be brain rot

@lorenzozapaton4031 Ай бұрын

We need a whole mod with this voice covers.

@towarzyszmarcin474 Ай бұрын

Real

@MyOxPhat Ай бұрын

"Just because you say no cap, doesn't mean you ain't gotta pay"😂😂😂

@UrsineArms Ай бұрын

I will never psychologically recover from this

@solidskullz5736 Ай бұрын

“The gyatt was rizzed from the start” is definitely a sentence that made me feel like I was shot in the head upon hearing it

@bunchanonsense Ай бұрын

Watching this makes me wish for a nuclear winter

@taylorjacquez7451 Ай бұрын

Bro needs to cook more in the lab, wheezing the whole vid mao

@eddymercan7487 Ай бұрын

Making Doc Mitchell so mean was uncalled for I died multiple times during the intro cutscene

@LovablePWNER Ай бұрын

It would amazing if this could be an entire mod where every NPC talked like this. And then unlike in the base game where when you have Low intelligence you talk like an idiot, having High Intelligence makes it where your character is confused by the NPCs.

@user-pc4dc2hb3s Ай бұрын

This channel is going to blow up hard, we all know it!

@faismasterx Ай бұрын

On God fr fr.

@SameBasicRiff Ай бұрын

@@faismasterx Deadass, no cap.

@poprostujotube1880 Ай бұрын

My kind of fallout

@Ticklethapicklealil Ай бұрын

“Will you feed this simp a grimace shake?” 😂😂😂 omg I’m toast

@Durz0. Ай бұрын

This is actually peak media

@CJMattis Ай бұрын

Which line was the most brain-rotten? Also keep the comments rolling in, you guys are hilarious fr! Thanks for watching, some support links in the description (for those awesome folks who messaged me about it)

@MrStealYoLighter Ай бұрын

"Dommed by the mommy express" kinda takes the cake can't lie

@protogionlastname6003 Ай бұрын

every one

@TheValiantFox Ай бұрын

"F in chat for getting caught in 4k" and "The gyatt was rizzed from the start"

@ShonkySquad Ай бұрын

Starting off strong with "Blue Goon" I was not expecting

@MDLuffy1234YT Ай бұрын

Despite using brainrot language, you sprinkle it in so masterfully that it adds to the experience of watching the video instead of being distracting and cringe. Basically, please make more of these. Maybe Fallout 4 next?

@Xanderhal Ай бұрын

You have the secret sauce.

@Mr.scooter-le8yo Ай бұрын

I didn't expect you to be here

@jazzyjswift Ай бұрын

The fact that this is unironically entertaining is just more evidence that the writing of NV was sublime.

@vapingfury4460 Ай бұрын

Thanks man i worked hard on it

@rzan1700 Ай бұрын

Can't believe they brain-rotted the song, bruh 💀

@seelence2075 Ай бұрын

I won't cap on baby gronks legacy, long story shortking, unc dun got up from his chair to edge to this video deadass on god.

@DS-pq9cg Ай бұрын

I'm not even 5 seconds in and I'm starting to regret watching this video

@ObiWanCanel0ni Ай бұрын

2:22 "Just because you say NO CAP that don't mean you ain't gonna pay" is one of the best fallout jokes out there Please make this a mod for NW and skyrim. I would pay for that shit 😂

@gnarrlly Ай бұрын

chat, why is this so good

@perezosowf Ай бұрын

Admin cooked

@GodofPing Ай бұрын

Idk blue goon goes wayyy to hard

@lonelyincorporated1583 Ай бұрын

It’s stuck in my head

@skylar5257 4 күн бұрын

“You’ve made your last L take kid. F in chat for getting caught in 4k” is a line I never thought could sound as perfect as it did lmao.

@LPUMasterX Ай бұрын

That opening song lives in my head rent free. I can't stop singing it.

@soulie2001 Ай бұрын

"Youve made your last goon, kid" "F In chat for getting caught in 4k" Is literally going to be a meme.

@TMagician Ай бұрын

1:04 when streamers find a chatter making fun of them

@user-zn3eq9tl6v Ай бұрын

"Just because you say "No cap" don't mean you ain't gotta pay" 10/10

@noahleveille366 27 күн бұрын

Baby gronk sized hit of copium hit me out of nowhere that was an incredible use of gen z brianrot lingo

@bipolarshawty7169 Ай бұрын

I expected this to be very bad but blue goon immediately did more mental damage than I can express through just commenting alone

@belluh-1iroquois914 Ай бұрын

This is what happens when you choose the brainrot trait

@Zrtaylor_Foxy 16 күн бұрын

I can tell “The Gyatt was rizzed from the start” came first and you worked backwards from there

@whiletrue13 Ай бұрын

I wont be able to get Blue Goon out of my head

@ConorMacFJB Ай бұрын

Bro, Skyrim one was hilarious, but i didn't realise you were the Plot Doctor. Your BioShock video was outstanding.

@stephensmith7948 Ай бұрын

“Deadass war stays the same, on god.”😂

@Bacxaber Ай бұрын

The production quality of this is outstanding.

@eightyhds6789 28 күн бұрын

I just discovered your channel and since then I have developed 2, three stage brain tumours. 10/10 would recommend

@cjxd Ай бұрын

brother, you did not need to cook this hard 🔥🔥🔥

@Yaojin2006 Ай бұрын

LMAO this video was post just right after i got all achievements for New Vegas

@agamer203 Ай бұрын

Respect. You're one of the 9 people in the entire universe who knows how to play Caravan

@faismasterx Ай бұрын

@@agamer203 9th here. I learned too late. But when I did, I never lost a game.

@agamer203 Ай бұрын

@@faismasterx you have my undying respect, courier

@faismasterx Ай бұрын

@@agamer203 Thanks friend. Build your decks with kings, jacks, 10s, 9s, 8s and 7s. Nothing else. Quickly make your caravans with any of the numbers or with a king. Use the jacks to disrupt your opponent's caravans. ggez

@sagetheassassin3192 Ай бұрын

I don’t know why but hearing Benny say “deadass” so confidently is really funny lmao

@dallassunderland Ай бұрын

“Blue goon”, immediately knew we’re so cooked man

@TRez98 Ай бұрын

This was absolutely horrible. Liked and subscribed

@nurventilatoren 29 күн бұрын

"The Fanum Tax Collector"... well, I guess there's no escaping the Fanum IRS.

@Thundercats-HOOOOO 17 күн бұрын

More of these types of videos please, great content, had me laughing.

@ShiftSticklerz Ай бұрын

Bro took wild wasteland

@BlackMasterJoe89 Ай бұрын

I'm loving these Gen Alpha Slang vids. And I love Blue Goon by Frank Simp-natra LOL

@GoldSabre 16 күн бұрын

CJ is destined for great things

@decadence_7075 Ай бұрын

"You've been edging for a couple of days now, fr" - Doctor Mitchell

@Kipkat13 Ай бұрын

And then there suddenly pulled up before me, the only one my mog could fold.

@The_Haruspex Ай бұрын

Ah. So if it was written by the writers of Redfall. Got it.

@dpv007 9 күн бұрын

😂 I died from laughter several times through this masterpiece's entire runtime. Wonderfully done pal. 👍

@CrabbyCallahan72 Ай бұрын

genuinely needed this. going through a dark time right now.

@HurrpyDurrDerp Ай бұрын

"anne frankly" based

@Barrobroadcastmaster Ай бұрын

It's been 4 years since the NNNCR held their wad over Hoover Dom, barely. Caesar's Ligma did not peace out.

@LeRectificateur Ай бұрын

Thanks bruh, I was listening at that while working, almost burst into laughs in the open space.

@MyChemicalBromance Ай бұрын

This is what I get for living this long