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@CJMattisАй бұрын
FALLOUT 3 Brainrot is my most recent one, feel free to check it out as well! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ZruqotOBtrHHfGw.htmlsi=YEJAnf9lMP-Ss_9y
@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty27 күн бұрын
This is Gen Z slang, not Alpha. Alphas are MAX 11 years old right now, they are way too young to be making memes. This is 100% Gen Z slang bro.
@garrettkrug570625 күн бұрын
red dead redemption one would be hilarious these are all so good man!😂😂
@theyeastiemob571024 күн бұрын
i hate that I've come to this point in my life, but could you please make a full version of "blue goon" it's terribly catchy
@MedicalHazard6720 күн бұрын
Bro, let us have the Blue Moon brainrot song edition.
@flynnguest832312 күн бұрын
Bro please let us have that blue goon cover because my gronk is it sigmatic
@defective7340Ай бұрын
"How bad could this be?" "Blue goon-" "OH INSTANTLY TERRIBLE"
@ayrtonjogaАй бұрын
Swear I never had an immediate regret THIS quickly in my life
@maverickbrenneman443Ай бұрын
IT WAS TORTURE.
@SM0K3dnbАй бұрын
@@ayrtonjoga 2 secods in and already asking what I got myself into
@ImNotRacistYouArePrejudicedАй бұрын
I let out a very audible "NOOOOOO!"
@user-zn3eq9tl6vАй бұрын
Should've been "Blue coom"
@bigswigg3631Ай бұрын
"Just because you say NO CAP, that don't mean you ain't gotta pay" Absolutely sublime
@MASTERRAGEАй бұрын
that was gold
@MrHandsomeDan615Ай бұрын
Literally. No cap.
@AllGirlsCollegeАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@Shade_Tree_MechanicАй бұрын
Perfectly melded
@Bloody_IngeniousАй бұрын
Woow. That's fking genius.
@johnm1787Ай бұрын
"Dead-ass war stays the same, on God" fucking killed me
@Krypto137Ай бұрын
That phrase has been burned into my brain for DAYS now. I keep coming back to this just to listen to it again
@StrayEyeStudiosInc8 күн бұрын
I can't stop saying it dude
@Over-LoredАй бұрын
Another Fun Fact. Mr. House was canonically born on June 25, 2020. Meaning he is part of Gen Alpha, so not only would he be part of the brainrot vocabulary generation. But at the time of this videos posting he would 4 years old. Therefore I would like to let everyone know it's possible Mr. House would have seen skibidi toilet.
@kennypowers1945Ай бұрын
Oh god 😭
@Oblivion9873Ай бұрын
finna preempt: "but it's an alternate timeline" nah this is funnier
@flavivsaetivs5738Ай бұрын
Mr House is watching skibidi toilet on his dad's pip boy rn
@DianadeGonzalezАй бұрын
@@flavivsaetivs5738 Mr House traveled back in time to give an updated version of his own creation to his 2 year old self before his dad died to fulfill the brainrot prophecy
@deadinside9565Ай бұрын
Implying Mr. House would turn out like public school scumbags.
@Anakin_Skywalker01Ай бұрын
“Skibideal”💀 Mr Mew Vegas was a missed opportunity for real😢
@JasonHendersonАй бұрын
No Cap
@unpapelcascaron7463Ай бұрын
fr
@yosefyonin6824Ай бұрын
fr fr really fr
@livefreewithjp5251Ай бұрын
F in the chat
@godframe848Ай бұрын
ongod
@azkar65Ай бұрын
F in chat for getting caught in 4k
@TheEpicTricycleАй бұрын
F
@Mangk89Ай бұрын
F
@lunar_proxyАй бұрын
F
@chambersoveternalsuffering8065Ай бұрын
F
@Arashi257Ай бұрын
F
@DougWIngateАй бұрын
As an autist, "rizzing people without looking them in the face" is my new favourite way of saying we dont make eye contact
@JamalSnitchyАй бұрын
As a fellow autist, I agree
@xjayfromva7730Ай бұрын
Seems like everyone claims to have autism these days… chat clip that
@reddsyoutuberaffleАй бұрын
@@xjayfromva7730 Ong I hate it I have Autism and this is one of the only times I mention it to all the other "Autist" stop making your entire personalty being Autistic because other peeps wont care no cap
@DougWIngateАй бұрын
@@xjayfromva7730 well I was diagnosed by a doctor but okay
@ImNotRacistYouArePrejudicedАй бұрын
@@xjayfromva7730Same goes for people that like to stick their noses where it don't belong.
@Marcell2aGАй бұрын
“Chat is this thing even real?” 💀
@ponunoАй бұрын
"what a weird vape" I am dead
@Beblue1337Ай бұрын
fr fr
@christianweibrecht6555Ай бұрын
Best line
@robertr.7995Ай бұрын
Deadass? On god?
@LeetfactionАй бұрын
Chat, is this thing even real?
@DaniGerman1499Ай бұрын
Dead ass?
@Raymond670Ай бұрын
New Vegas, but Wild Wasteland is permanent
@Colonel-SigmaАй бұрын
And required On god
@Pl4sm4Ro4chАй бұрын
bussin wasteland perk
@mafius9264Ай бұрын
New Vegas, but brain damage from gunshot was always there
@thebiolibrary5572Ай бұрын
But Wild Wasteland is even worse.
@RDJ1997Ай бұрын
No cap fr
@orbitalslingshot2206Ай бұрын
Skibiding the Mojave almost makes you rizz for an Ohio winter.
@Marcell2aGАй бұрын
When I gyatt this assignment I was hoping there’d be more casinomaxxing.
@MaestroRegaАй бұрын
We won't rizz quietly, the Legion can mew on that.
@user-xl5lc3qw5zАй бұрын
I'm so glad I don't understand a word of this
@robertfishburn8545Ай бұрын
You're mewing the Lord's twerk
@Aliyah_66628 күн бұрын
Gyatts, Lean, Grimace shakes Find it all at the Atomic rizzler
@End_Mii25 күн бұрын
"Anne Frankly..." Is one of the most underated lines
@TheMimpuАй бұрын
"But the skibi-deal is... The Gyatt was rizzed from the start." Ahh just as I remembered
@CallofFreakyАй бұрын
You’ve been edging for a couple days now fr
@IllSpeakTheTruthForYouАй бұрын
@@CallofFreakyRead it right as he said it 😂
@ex-tcАй бұрын
Shit was actually so hard 😭
@johnmartinez7440Ай бұрын
The idea of Benny just quietly complaining about his weird vape while the Courier is tied up is hilarious.
@user-vq4rl1zf2fАй бұрын
Feels so in character too tho lol
@AllGirlsCollegeАй бұрын
great man
@Darth_Niki4Ай бұрын
Shout-out to the man for keepin his priorities straight. Max rizz, zero cap!
@evidantАй бұрын
most of it isnt even brainrot asides from the "chat" so its even funnier
@user-vq4rl1zf2fАй бұрын
@@evidant I know!
@arattactician5697Ай бұрын
"Blue goooon" will be resonating in my head for weeks to come
@YourPalKindredАй бұрын
"F in chat for getting caught in 4K *reveals pistol*" is so comically threatening
@GlassbrainZАй бұрын
Finally, a realistic depiction of the future.
@AllGirlsCollegeАй бұрын
my future is hawk tuah fame
@SOBEKCrocodileGodАй бұрын
This is the present day. This happened to my buddy Eric last Tuesday
@Ecliptor.Ай бұрын
This is more terrifying than an actual nuclear apocalypse
@GodDamnRiderАй бұрын
Even worst than nuclear winter
@dashiellgillingham4579Ай бұрын
My favorite example of this is the Onion’s “future reporting” video.
@ususfructus5274Ай бұрын
🎶 There was never a rizzler like my Johnny 🎶
@hardboiled2987Ай бұрын
The rizzler there among us had a big gyatt on his hip
@GasMaskedThingsАй бұрын
*"Lets j3rk0ff into the gooncave together~"*
@GasMaskedThingsАй бұрын
*Lets j3rk00f to the g00ncav3 together~*
@GasMaskedThingsАй бұрын
*Lets zerkoff to the gooncave together*
@ClayvaderАй бұрын
🎶 The one they call Johnny Goontar🎶
@TheDanibitsАй бұрын
"A baby-gronk sized hit of copium" HOLY SHIT
@derpishthemememerchant5838Ай бұрын
Dommed by the mommy express goes crazy
@mitchellbarton7915Ай бұрын
Lolllll the doc Mitchell interaction makes me want this as a full on mod. Lmaooooo completely changed his personality. 😂
@jamin12342Ай бұрын
You're starting to stink up the joint 💀
@ayrtonjogaАй бұрын
Ngl, a Roast Mitchell mod would be funny as hell
@stm7810Ай бұрын
the intro change is, New Vegas brainrot intro replacer, on Nexus mods.
@Marxist-Nixonist-Bidenist26 күн бұрын
No cap
@stm781026 күн бұрын
@@Marxist-Nixonist-Bidenist yes, mods usually are free so no caps needed to get them.
@Kenneth_A_HАй бұрын
Doc Mitchel was fucking vicious
@CzarScruffington27 күн бұрын
“Just because you say no cap, that don’t mean you ain’t gotta pay. I STILL WANT YOUR CAPS”😂😂😂
@klein2252Ай бұрын
I’m going to need a full cover of "Blue Goon" immediately
@azratoshАй бұрын
That's it. This really is it. This is the last straw. It's time I got my shit together, I'm gonna turn my life around. I can't continue like this.
@larsthemartian9554Ай бұрын
Now or never, go get 'em!
@enesbatuhan7833Ай бұрын
it's over for you
@deadinside9565Ай бұрын
@@enesbatuhan7833 It's joever...
@richarddenton9215Ай бұрын
Bro, exercise, eat steak, and eggs everyday
@ClarkamadorianАй бұрын
@@richarddenton9215heard somewhere the the marvel actor diet consists of chicken and broccoli. I’d start there, see how it goes Then again I don’t have a source to back that up just my memory
@ultraherman7727Ай бұрын
What in the actual rizz
@candycrystalpremiumАй бұрын
Go back to Ohio
@buwanbuwaya6927Ай бұрын
Erm, what the sigma?
@stevenhesson1594Ай бұрын
Bussin moves, bussin moves
@nova_zarАй бұрын
"What in the sigma? Ayo let's keep it bussin on god, smooth moves like smooth little baby gronks"
@Mandorle21Ай бұрын
"War stays the same, on god"
@bonkatomicpunch4614Ай бұрын
What a weird vape 🚬
@MeOwOgaiАй бұрын
"I tried to remove as much brainrot from you as possible but 6 hours you spend on TikTok instead of sleeping..." Hahahaha
@parkouremasterАй бұрын
The gyatt was rizzed from the start *gunshot* Stop right there, this is just cinema
@nova_zarАй бұрын
-"Why did you mog skibidi Kimball?" -"He wanted me to pay fanum tax fr" -"Gyatt"
@hansoncitradi2482Ай бұрын
I can only hope this won't be a historically accurate depiction of the future.
@PhialSubstanceАй бұрын
Haha this was great. I gotta give my no cap opinion though, the Skibidirim one was funnier to me because it followed the original script more closely. The bits that make me laugh the hardest are the lines where you only change one or two words and it completely changes the meaning of the line, e.g. when Tullius' says "Let's get this ratioed" instead of "Let's get this over with". In fairness though NV has such a brief intro, if you did FO3 you'd have a lot more to work with. Imagine growing up in a vault where everyone has brainrot and then they have to take the G.O.A.T. test, lol.
@leanansidhe3954Ай бұрын
Yes FO3!
@Johaen89Ай бұрын
G.Y.A.T.T Test
@ThePigsmasherАй бұрын
Holy shit... G.O.A.T test... It writes itself!
@InexpressableАй бұрын
Take the goat test to find out what colour your Bugatti is
@catsandmountainsАй бұрын
Based take fr fr on gawd
@frontierjustice2816Ай бұрын
“Woooah easy there! You been edging for a couple days now fr.”💀
@Crowbars225 күн бұрын
"But the Ssibi deal is, Gyatt was rizzed from the start." **Chef kiss**
@PepperT21Ай бұрын
We copping the platinum drip with this one 🗣💯
@agthe18themperorАй бұрын
When you get shot the LiveLeak logo appears
@ciklop4206Ай бұрын
Not a thing
@ZacHawkins42Ай бұрын
The rest of the gang screams "Worldstar!!!" 😂
@willowegan602Ай бұрын
"My wife is skibidead."
@BarokaiReinАй бұрын
I'm gonna write a fucking fantasy novel in gen alpha slang.
@hynerium7539Ай бұрын
Bro I would love to see it
@Mr.scooter-le8yoАй бұрын
Oh yes, the great battle of the 4chan chuds and the gay furry Dicord moderators. A story for the ages fr.
@natkaneyАй бұрын
Fantastic job, I've lost 2.5 years of memory watching it.
@reddsyoutuberaffleАй бұрын
He was put in a vegetative state at the end of this video I am his doctor is typing this out before we choose to unplug him
@Aliyah_66628 күн бұрын
@@reddsyoutuberaffleThe brainrot got him sigmas...F's in the chat. He'll edge again in heaven, on god fr.
@reddsyoutuberaffle28 күн бұрын
@@Aliyah_666 Fr fr swag is so not wholesome big chungus to see them go I had 17 end up in the same way this week alone no cap dont end up like them you have to thug it out and mog the betas fr fr keep up the sigma grind
@Aliyah_66627 күн бұрын
@@reddsyoutuberaffle I stan this thread on god fr...😂
@hewamohammed2775Ай бұрын
Bro went from making a really underrated critique video of bioshock infinite to some of the best brainrot content out there. W's in the chat.
@Foose3535Ай бұрын
“Chat this things made out of paper”😂
@swisschese1323Ай бұрын
There should be a FNV mod that turns all dialogue into brainrot after the Courier getting shot in the head.
@Yaojin2006Ай бұрын
I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE ON THIS WE NEED MORE OF THESE VIDEOS KEEP MAKING MORE
@yosefyonin6824Ай бұрын
it doesn't have to be brainrot slang either, the bit with mr. New Vegas was awsome
@DD-pk3ifАй бұрын
He's not lying, I'm everyone.
@kgb9440Ай бұрын
@@yosefyonin6824it absolutely has to be brain rot
@lorenzozapaton4031Ай бұрын
We need a whole mod with this voice covers.
@towarzyszmarcin474Ай бұрын
Real
@MyOxPhatАй бұрын
"Just because you say no cap, doesn't mean you ain't gotta pay"😂😂😂
@UrsineArmsАй бұрын
I will never psychologically recover from this
@solidskullz5736Ай бұрын
“The gyatt was rizzed from the start” is definitely a sentence that made me feel like I was shot in the head upon hearing it
@bunchanonsenseАй бұрын
Watching this makes me wish for a nuclear winter
@taylorjacquez7451Ай бұрын
Bro needs to cook more in the lab, wheezing the whole vid mao
@eddymercan7487Ай бұрын
Making Doc Mitchell so mean was uncalled for I died multiple times during the intro cutscene
@LovablePWNERАй бұрын
It would amazing if this could be an entire mod where every NPC talked like this. And then unlike in the base game where when you have Low intelligence you talk like an idiot, having High Intelligence makes it where your character is confused by the NPCs.
@user-pc4dc2hb3sАй бұрын
This channel is going to blow up hard, we all know it!
@faismasterxАй бұрын
On God fr fr.
@SameBasicRiffАй бұрын
@@faismasterx Deadass, no cap.
@poprostujotube1880Ай бұрын
My kind of fallout
@TicklethapicklealilАй бұрын
“Will you feed this simp a grimace shake?” 😂😂😂 omg I’m toast
@Durz0.Ай бұрын
This is actually peak media
@CJMattisАй бұрын
Which line was the most brain-rotten? Also keep the comments rolling in, you guys are hilarious fr! Thanks for watching, some support links in the description (for those awesome folks who messaged me about it)
@MrStealYoLighterАй бұрын
"Dommed by the mommy express" kinda takes the cake can't lie
@protogionlastname6003Ай бұрын
every one
@TheValiantFoxАй бұрын
"F in chat for getting caught in 4k" and "The gyatt was rizzed from the start"
@ShonkySquadАй бұрын
Starting off strong with "Blue Goon" I was not expecting
@MDLuffy1234YTАй бұрын
Despite using brainrot language, you sprinkle it in so masterfully that it adds to the experience of watching the video instead of being distracting and cringe. Basically, please make more of these. Maybe Fallout 4 next?
@XanderhalАй бұрын
You have the secret sauce.
@Mr.scooter-le8yoАй бұрын
I didn't expect you to be here
@jazzyjswiftАй бұрын
The fact that this is unironically entertaining is just more evidence that the writing of NV was sublime.
@vapingfury4460Ай бұрын
Thanks man i worked hard on it
@rzan1700Ай бұрын
Can't believe they brain-rotted the song, bruh 💀
@seelence2075Ай бұрын
I won't cap on baby gronks legacy, long story shortking, unc dun got up from his chair to edge to this video deadass on god.
@DS-pq9cgАй бұрын
I'm not even 5 seconds in and I'm starting to regret watching this video
@ObiWanCanel0niАй бұрын
2:22 "Just because you say NO CAP that don't mean you ain't gonna pay" is one of the best fallout jokes out there Please make this a mod for NW and skyrim. I would pay for that shit 😂
@gnarrllyАй бұрын
chat, why is this so good
@perezosowfАй бұрын
Admin cooked
@GodofPingАй бұрын
Idk blue goon goes wayyy to hard
@lonelyincorporated1583Ай бұрын
It’s stuck in my head
@skylar52574 күн бұрын
“You’ve made your last L take kid. F in chat for getting caught in 4k” is a line I never thought could sound as perfect as it did lmao.
@LPUMasterXАй бұрын
That opening song lives in my head rent free. I can't stop singing it.
@soulie2001Ай бұрын
"Youve made your last goon, kid" "F In chat for getting caught in 4k" Is literally going to be a meme.
@TMagicianАй бұрын
1:04 when streamers find a chatter making fun of them
@user-zn3eq9tl6vАй бұрын
"Just because you say "No cap" don't mean you ain't gotta pay" 10/10
@noahleveille36627 күн бұрын
Baby gronk sized hit of copium hit me out of nowhere that was an incredible use of gen z brianrot lingo
@bipolarshawty7169Ай бұрын
I expected this to be very bad but blue goon immediately did more mental damage than I can express through just commenting alone
@belluh-1iroquois914Ай бұрын
This is what happens when you choose the brainrot trait
@Zrtaylor_Foxy16 күн бұрын
I can tell “The Gyatt was rizzed from the start” came first and you worked backwards from there
@whiletrue13Ай бұрын
I wont be able to get Blue Goon out of my head
@ConorMacFJBАй бұрын
Bro, Skyrim one was hilarious, but i didn't realise you were the Plot Doctor. Your BioShock video was outstanding.
@stephensmith7948Ай бұрын
“Deadass war stays the same, on god.”😂
@BacxaberАй бұрын
The production quality of this is outstanding.
@eightyhds678928 күн бұрын
I just discovered your channel and since then I have developed 2, three stage brain tumours. 10/10 would recommend
@cjxdАй бұрын
brother, you did not need to cook this hard 🔥🔥🔥
@Yaojin2006Ай бұрын
LMAO this video was post just right after i got all achievements for New Vegas
@agamer203Ай бұрын
Respect. You're one of the 9 people in the entire universe who knows how to play Caravan
@faismasterxАй бұрын
@@agamer203 9th here. I learned too late. But when I did, I never lost a game.
@agamer203Ай бұрын
@@faismasterx you have my undying respect, courier
@faismasterxАй бұрын
@@agamer203 Thanks friend. Build your decks with kings, jacks, 10s, 9s, 8s and 7s. Nothing else. Quickly make your caravans with any of the numbers or with a king. Use the jacks to disrupt your opponent's caravans. ggez
@sagetheassassin3192Ай бұрын
I don’t know why but hearing Benny say “deadass” so confidently is really funny lmao
@dallassunderlandАй бұрын
“Blue goon”, immediately knew we’re so cooked man
@TRez98Ай бұрын
This was absolutely horrible. Liked and subscribed
@nurventilatoren29 күн бұрын
"The Fanum Tax Collector"... well, I guess there's no escaping the Fanum IRS.
@Thundercats-HOOOOO17 күн бұрын
More of these types of videos please, great content, had me laughing.
@ShiftSticklerzАй бұрын
Bro took wild wasteland
@BlackMasterJoe89Ай бұрын
I'm loving these Gen Alpha Slang vids. And I love Blue Goon by Frank Simp-natra LOL
@GoldSabre16 күн бұрын
CJ is destined for great things
@decadence_7075Ай бұрын
"You've been edging for a couple of days now, fr" - Doctor Mitchell
@Kipkat13Ай бұрын
And then there suddenly pulled up before me, the only one my mog could fold.
@The_HaruspexАй бұрын
Ah. So if it was written by the writers of Redfall. Got it.
@dpv0079 күн бұрын
😂 I died from laughter several times through this masterpiece's entire runtime. Wonderfully done pal. 👍
@CrabbyCallahan72Ай бұрын
genuinely needed this. going through a dark time right now.
@HurrpyDurrDerpАй бұрын
"anne frankly" based
@BarrobroadcastmasterАй бұрын
It's been 4 years since the NNNCR held their wad over Hoover Dom, barely. Caesar's Ligma did not peace out.
@LeRectificateurАй бұрын
Thanks bruh, I was listening at that while working, almost burst into laughs in the open space.