New VolksWagen Das Auto Compilation 2023 Funny clips, VW Meme's and More!!

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Portrius

Portrius

Жыл бұрын

Hey Thanks For Wachting this video i hope you have enjoyed the time you spent well wachting it.
if you did maybe give this video a like it would help me some what a litle maybe but if you dont want to that is also fine :)
If you want to see more content like this Subscribe to this channel it keeps me motivated to make more videos.
i also made some playlist where you can check out diffrent types of vidoes
i ofcours didn't made all those videos my self but i just want to make fun compilations for people to watch and enjoy
if there is anything you want to get off your heart you can say it down in the comment section :3

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@LocalDeepstateAgent
@LocalDeepstateAgent 10 ай бұрын
This video is the definition of "i know a guy that can do it cheaper".
@tdhfc
@tdhfc Жыл бұрын
I wonder how Tesla would behave when it reaches the age of the cars in the video.
@NameName-dx8lb
@NameName-dx8lb 11 ай бұрын
They wont even last a fraction of the time.
@Leonvolt28
@Leonvolt28 11 ай бұрын
Battery will be dead after a 1 minute drive
@smthing_pei
@smthing_pei 11 ай бұрын
i replaced the tesla battery so 2 percent less horsepower
@randomchad915
@randomchad915 11 ай бұрын
All EVs would be dead. 😂
@RandomGuy37
@RandomGuy37 10 ай бұрын
Those cars won't even last to that age
@ashketchum6222
@ashketchum6222 9 ай бұрын
Fun fact: the man saying "Volkswagen. Das Auto." voiced Martin Septim in the German dub of Oblivion
@tsuaririndoku
@tsuaririndoku 11 ай бұрын
To be fair, older Volks were better. The older the better it gets. Especially the one that Austrian Painter is driving
@MGLpr0
@MGLpr0 10 ай бұрын
Didn't he drive Mercs ?
@SMGJohn
@SMGJohn 10 ай бұрын
@@MGLpr0 Austrian Painter drives Poland.
@deauthorsadeptus6920
@deauthorsadeptus6920 8 ай бұрын
​@@MGLpr0Yeah. A Mercedes T80.
@chewy_chip756
@chewy_chip756 8 ай бұрын
"is" 🤨🤨🤨
@rafaellucas1433
@rafaellucas1433 7 ай бұрын
H1tl3r didn't invented the Beetle, he just stated that that their army needed a air-refrigerated and reliable car, who actually invented the Beetle was Ferdinand Porsche.
@cobzasbogdan
@cobzasbogdan Жыл бұрын
0:20 I would buy that car without a second thought if I had a choice between golf 3 and tesla
@Rell6000
@Rell6000 Жыл бұрын
The car is so old that Tesla doesn't see it, we don't need to be afraid of technology.
@lolbenz
@lolbenz 11 ай бұрын
@@Rell6000 get a golf2 instead, its better in every way.
@the_frogbot8673
@the_frogbot8673 3 ай бұрын
@lolbenz I want a car with decent tech though And that I can refuel for £4
@galiusargentum9048
@galiusargentum9048 11 ай бұрын
I have a Volkswagen Polo 1.6 year 2000 and it's so loyal, comfortable and efficient. Never had an issue like the ones in the video, those are idiots who don't take care of their cars!!
@tracker7059
@tracker7059 10 ай бұрын
I own both a Polo IV 2000, 1.4 MPI and a Golf V 2006, 1.9 TDI. The first is the most loyal, reliable car I've ever had. Even with fucking smoke from the damaged crankcase breather it drove me home safely. The other is a rusted, damaged, faulty piece of shit that spends more time at the mechanic's than actually driving. From the turbo to the dashboard display, I've put as much money into it as the initial purchase cost was. The irony is that I love them both.
@ramp7857
@ramp7857 9 ай бұрын
Same with my Mk4 Golf. With 260,000km and even skipping maintance a lot it never had a problem
@deauthorsadeptus6920
@deauthorsadeptus6920 8 ай бұрын
And then there is bus from 70s. Sometimes even rusted through and occasionally falling apart while driving, but always there next day.
@giorgiotommasini6828
@giorgiotommasini6828 8 ай бұрын
I had a 2008 polo 1.6 16v, bought new in 2008 and kept for 10 years, ever had a single problem, just regular (more or less) maintenance, sold cause wanted something bigger, was still going strong, bought a other vw... kept it 6 months and resold it immediately 😅
@dpunktgehpunkt5876
@dpunktgehpunkt5876 4 ай бұрын
these are one of the LAST SERIES that put value on efficiency and safety... DONT BUY a newer series! you will get disappointed and receive a "common" car putten value on CHEEPNESS and FAST NEED TO BE REPAIRED... to be able to sell you repair-parts AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE and send you to an workshop for no reason (software tells you to do so) to cash (melk) you out as much as possible LIKE A COW! f*ckn capitalism!!! POV: i am GERMAN xD
@badge_bad3211
@badge_bad3211 Жыл бұрын
As a proud owner of a Mk3 TDi, I agree with everything lmao
@maddw
@maddw 10 ай бұрын
can i get an autograph
@adamoneale4396
@adamoneale4396 9 ай бұрын
I got a mk4. Think it's built out of bits that fell off yours 😂
@oscarrd3589
@oscarrd3589 Жыл бұрын
0:51 Volkswagen, Gas Auto
@Goon_Lagoon69420
@Goon_Lagoon69420 7 ай бұрын
Good one
@walter_248
@walter_248 Жыл бұрын
More like Bad Maintenance compilation (gut video) Please note I'm not a Volkswagen fanboy
@ramp7857
@ramp7857 Жыл бұрын
More like *no* maintance
@ozzwald1849
@ozzwald1849 Жыл бұрын
Sure, electronic problems and low quality parts are bad maintenance lol
@walter_248
@walter_248 Жыл бұрын
@@ozzwald1849 Low quality? Volkswagen cars are not bad
@Sergio_Paulo
@Sergio_Paulo Жыл бұрын
​@@ozzwald1849 Man, idk what Volkswagen you're driving, but my Golf Mk7 has better door linings than my uncle's Land Rover and less eletronic problems than my mother's Honda.
@ozzwald1849
@ozzwald1849 11 ай бұрын
@@Sergio_Paulo Stop the drugs you're talking bullshit
@InternetListener
@InternetListener Жыл бұрын
0:31 This is an actual safety feature, designed in case of a crash manual or auto windows lifters won't prevent passengers of getting out of the car or being rescued in case doors may not open. It's also main reason on why you are going to keep changing windows lift regulators mechanism tha faster the more open/closing your doors do banging. You can activate also this failing window feature by closing regularly with your windows down, they will bang inside even more and crush the plastic thing taht will make your car more windy. Specially annoying when your are on a trip or at night, holidays with all your nearby car workshops closed... 2 or 3 zipties and at least one torx screwdriver and you can disable it.
@Lucas_WAZZAA
@Lucas_WAZZAA 10 ай бұрын
​@ceskydunaj3335still owned by VW
@PSM-05
@PSM-05 8 ай бұрын
But is not VW only Skoda
@InternetListener
@InternetListener 8 ай бұрын
@@PSM-05 In fact is an oem feature present in all Volkswagen Aktiengesellschaft cars build using PQ34 and PQ24 platforms, Golf IV and Polo IV/Fabia I respectively.
@Fukida
@Fukida 10 ай бұрын
1:23 Did i just witness a car take its own life ???
@VGTI2018
@VGTI2018 10 ай бұрын
Yes you sure did
@petersinkworking6198
@petersinkworking6198 8 ай бұрын
The person driving it took its life
@VitalyNasonov
@VitalyNasonov 8 ай бұрын
BMW - I'm Speed, I'm drift🏎💀❤️‍🩹 Mercedes-Benz - comfort✅️😎👍 Audi - econom class 🙂🥱💯 Volkswagen - Das Auto😂💣😁
@v6m445
@v6m445 2 ай бұрын
BMW 😂😂😂
@cita-cator1726
@cita-cator1726 2 ай бұрын
And all of the car brands are from German making this funnier
@TugbaYazc-qf7hr
@TugbaYazc-qf7hr 2 ай бұрын
Abi sen gerçekten Haklısın ben bir keresinde BMW sürmüştüm
@TugbaYazc-qf7hr
@TugbaYazc-qf7hr 2 ай бұрын
Ben de BMW sormuştum çok hızlıydı
@tmv534
@tmv534 Ай бұрын
Audi- Economic??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA still better that BMW, just grill and 0 design
@SaschaSmix
@SaschaSmix 10 ай бұрын
Things that my Golf saw,where my Golf was , and expirience i had with him i wouldnt change for any Tesla,Mercedes or any car on this planet.Thank you Golf for being there always and never let me down ! ! !
@steven97i1
@steven97i1 Жыл бұрын
1:06 isnt even a VW...
@tomv3361
@tomv3361 Жыл бұрын
0:33 neither this.
@Fejszi
@Fejszi 10 ай бұрын
@@tomv3361this is a Bora estate (or MK4 Jetta Wagon in the US)
@matyasskvrna9988
@matyasskvrna9988 10 ай бұрын
@@Fejszi This here at 0:33 is Škoda Octavia, my friend
@szczyps
@szczyps 4 ай бұрын
​@@Fejszi1:06 It's Peugeot 406 Coupe 1997
@Fejszi
@Fejszi 4 ай бұрын
@@szczyps you are right, I wanted to comment at 0:36
@leopoldschacherbauer
@leopoldschacherbauer Жыл бұрын
Das Ende hat mich richtig gekillt😂😂😂
@BforBlitzkrieg
@BforBlitzkrieg 10 ай бұрын
Kräut engineering at its peak 🤓
@Ofc__kenned_0016
@Ofc__kenned_0016 3 ай бұрын
2:27 Volkswagen Golf R32 backfire in exaust
@Real909Demon
@Real909Demon 5 ай бұрын
0:20 лол 😂
@damicbananic539
@damicbananic539 Жыл бұрын
1:47 Bro, the car is the TDI (Turbo Diesel Injection) . The engine must be like that.
@bokexd3173
@bokexd3173 Жыл бұрын
also every normal car isnt a lexus ls400
@frackcha
@frackcha 10 ай бұрын
The I in TDI means intercooler, not injection.
@bokexd3173
@bokexd3173 10 ай бұрын
Google says it means Turbocharged Direct injection but has diffrent meanings
@frackcha
@frackcha 10 ай бұрын
@@bokexd3173 Yeah I just checked it - back in the day TDI meant turbo diesel intercooler. It seems fair now we have the common rail high pressure, direct fuel injection systems in modern diesel engines.
@MJ-uk6lu
@MJ-uk6lu 7 ай бұрын
That's pretty lame even by turbo diesel standards
@linuxdev8576
@linuxdev8576 Жыл бұрын
3:59 Oh da kommt ein golf! GOlf: 🧨
@raoufdjelmani9856
@raoufdjelmani9856 Ай бұрын
3:57
@amadeosendiulo2137
@amadeosendiulo2137 10 ай бұрын
The first joke is just perfect.
@adisimion1526
@adisimion1526 8 ай бұрын
Still in love with my 2003 Passat 1.9 TDI with 1.24 Million km in total. Did swap the AVF engine at about 800k km with an ARL.
@robinvandekerkhove1898
@robinvandekerkhove1898 Жыл бұрын
At 1:08, it's a Peugeot 406
@Jean-Denis_R_R_Loret
@Jean-Denis_R_R_Loret 3 ай бұрын
Spot on, a 406 and its utter failure of CANBUS.
@not_nickyay
@not_nickyay 11 ай бұрын
3:47 uuhhh, ok wait a second... The guy just quoted Snoop Dog's "Drop it like it's HOT" song part, and ....the background music is the instrumental (or almost) of Sexyback by Justin Timberlake.... Nice combo 😎🏁💥🤟🏎️
@dashtyATG
@dashtyATG 9 күн бұрын
This vw helped your community sooooo much. I own 16 Jetta and its absolutely amazing
@wesa2201
@wesa2201 8 ай бұрын
This is volkswagen musk
@Gang_play777a
@Gang_play777a 2 ай бұрын
2:48 салам алекум 😂😂😂
@Heydaisy801
@Heydaisy801 10 ай бұрын
1:21 too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Identified_Idiot
@Identified_Idiot 10 ай бұрын
The last one hits hard.
@lukaivkic7986
@lukaivkic7986 16 күн бұрын
Bro,good video DAS AUTO
@SmokyFn1
@SmokyFn1 11 ай бұрын
0:33 its a Skoda Octavia
@user-ve8ge9gk5i
@user-ve8ge9gk5i 8 ай бұрын
Volkswagen the best!No fake!!!!
@DaimitsuShokai
@DaimitsuShokai 11 ай бұрын
VW El que todos queremos XD
@firelight866
@firelight866 10 ай бұрын
"AH!" I felt for that bro 💀
@TeamAlienatedEye
@TeamAlienatedEye Жыл бұрын
oh hopala 🤣
@Dark_Flame_Master
@Dark_Flame_Master 10 ай бұрын
Haha, someone in my family used to have one of these VW golf cars with the design that they showed in the animated commercial, but build maybe in the year 2000. In the end, after maybe 15 years, that thing barely worked anymore. Always something wrong with the motor/engine, speedometer broken, sounded weird, etc. It feels weird to see old ads for stuff that is falling apart today… :,)
@Tight4Skin
@Tight4Skin 8 ай бұрын
We still have the old Golf 3. Had 6 cars since then but we still drive the old one too. It is 27 years old and has over 500.000 km in that 1.4 CL.
@44A2TONIO
@44A2TONIO 8 ай бұрын
1:21 NÃO TANKEI ESSE GOLF KSKSKSKSKAKAKA
@SIYAplays-mt3qu
@SIYAplays-mt3qu 6 күн бұрын
"Well what's wrong with her now"? ~GTA 5 mechanic
@einfachso1112
@einfachso1112 Жыл бұрын
Dieses meme ist so gut😂
@waldek905
@waldek905 Жыл бұрын
1:06 Peugeot 406
@tovarishdimov3317
@tovarishdimov3317 Жыл бұрын
2:33 Deep cleaning
@Poland580
@Poland580 8 ай бұрын
1:56 imagine if he didn't show the key brand thinking it was a renault
@Gerd_von_Rundstedt
@Gerd_von_Rundstedt 11 ай бұрын
I lived one today Polo driver hit the gas but Black smoke came from the exhaust🤣
@OnieNikhla
@OnieNikhla Ай бұрын
your dedication to quality and detail is evident in every video!
@stevi413203
@stevi413203 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂fantastico
@sicloboost113
@sicloboost113 11 ай бұрын
Last one got me
@HumiHazel15
@HumiHazel15 8 ай бұрын
Volkswagen Das Auto be like...
@CurrySchuessel
@CurrySchuessel 4 ай бұрын
I‘m driving a VW with a ACV engine (5 cylinder TDI). 430.000 KM and still running like a champion.
@cosmic8713
@cosmic8713 2 ай бұрын
that last explosion was so strong that it offsetted the logo xd
@BagusOkaSurya
@BagusOkaSurya Жыл бұрын
In Indonesia especially java, it's call "Ndas Auto" aka "Auto your head"😂
@vboiE39
@vboiE39 Жыл бұрын
I am an Indonesian living in Java, and menurut gw, WKWKWKWKKWKWKW
@BagusOkaSurya
@BagusOkaSurya 11 ай бұрын
@@vboiE39 wkwkwk true story
@Edits_01677
@Edits_01677 2 ай бұрын
Hehehehehehe😂😂😂😂😂
@danielhristov6175
@danielhristov6175 Жыл бұрын
The Tesla showing the golf 3 as a 🗑️ was very accurate 😂
@sueaga
@sueaga 10 ай бұрын
Tesla misled something, she is a trash can and Golf 3 is the chariot of the gods
@danielhristov6175
@danielhristov6175 10 ай бұрын
@@sueaga yes, chariot of the gods indeed. Because only god can mend it. But even he refuses to do.
@Chowbizful
@Chowbizful 9 ай бұрын
0:26 this one is a renault kangoo door handle, indeed they are really fragile :/
@maxedww
@maxedww 9 ай бұрын
Used to love VWs :)
@FallsGaming
@FallsGaming Ай бұрын
OMG its the PASSAT!
@mauskomant
@mauskomant 7 ай бұрын
i like the last one xD
@orsche964
@orsche964 9 ай бұрын
سلام عليكم.......... وعليكم سلام ..... سلام عليكم ..... وعليكم سلام 2:47
@Not-jeb
@Not-jeb 4 ай бұрын
Ayo I can't even eat cause for funny scene😂😂😂😂😂
@segeros
@segeros Жыл бұрын
i like how you literally take clips of vw's that were not maintenaced
@ramp7857
@ramp7857 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, VWs are som of the most reliable cars
@segeros
@segeros Жыл бұрын
@@ramp7857 true, but JDM and BMW fanboys think otherwise And one clip has a Golf 3 attached to a chain when they think the engine exploded.
@XX-_-XX420
@XX-_-XX420 Жыл бұрын
​@@ramp7857no idea I did read an article where they didn't come out great, and I'd personally not prefer German cars for reliability. But I hope you're right as we have a VW polo at home.
@ramp7857
@ramp7857 Жыл бұрын
@@XX-_-XX420 I certainly am, I have 3 VWs at home one of them has 300,000km
@StephanBuchin
@StephanBuchin 11 ай бұрын
Maintenaced ? ... Maintenanced ? ... Maintained ! 🤓
@balls9420
@balls9420 10 ай бұрын
0:52 I think that failed the emissions test.
@Harryd06
@Harryd06 Жыл бұрын
0:42 😂😂😂 mk5
@SMGJohn
@SMGJohn 10 ай бұрын
The last video is a gold classic.
@sidneyregeer8694
@sidneyregeer8694 10 ай бұрын
Thank you, this was amazing
@Fan-Sanah
@Fan-Sanah 2 ай бұрын
1:43 😂😂
@bwdshnik
@bwdshnik 25 күн бұрын
1:21 LOL
@HuwieHayashibara
@HuwieHayashibara 10 ай бұрын
‏‪0:25‬‏ 😂😂😂😂😂
@zandioldjohn5203
@zandioldjohn5203 3 ай бұрын
So Funny 😂
@dpunktgehpunkt5876
@dpunktgehpunkt5876 4 ай бұрын
the first clip already killed me! xD greetings from germany AND EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING IN A COUNTRY THAT PRODUCES CARS THAT SCAM THE WHOLE WORLD!
@emergencyresponsevideosand4423
@emergencyresponsevideosand4423 4 ай бұрын
0:24 my body be like
@edinidrizovikj8277
@edinidrizovikj8277 2 ай бұрын
R.I.P AUTO
@Douche5623
@Douche5623 4 ай бұрын
As someone who owns a Volkswagen, I can confirm that this is what it's like.
@DriverFrodo
@DriverFrodo 4 ай бұрын
0:37 is Škoda. Simple clever! xDD
@deym6001
@deym6001 7 ай бұрын
When i want close Window... Well it actually opening by his own XD instead of Rain its... Wow
@galaxytaba4640
@galaxytaba4640 11 ай бұрын
Cars that last decades BUT NOT 1 DAY MORE
@claudiapatriciasilvabrizue3409
@claudiapatriciasilvabrizue3409 10 күн бұрын
1:42
@finally2kill_X_FF
@finally2kill_X_FF 8 ай бұрын
3:58 Last One 💀
@Gutentag-tr5hr
@Gutentag-tr5hr 2 ай бұрын
How did they get so many malfunctions with Volkswagen cars, they're literally from country with one of the best engineers.
@BMWFan975
@BMWFan975 2 ай бұрын
0:52-0:55 1.9 TSI Power 💪🏽
@user-jq4zr2ll2f
@user-jq4zr2ll2f 8 ай бұрын
Hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂
@user-qd1ju2ou9r
@user-qd1ju2ou9r 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GarnyBG
@GarnyBG 11 ай бұрын
Bro the last one got me 💀 (Fluff my ears)
@UlrickMAREIGNER
@UlrickMAREIGNER 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@martinakubecova3570
@martinakubecova3570 20 күн бұрын
2:48 SALAM ALEIKUM
@ki2740
@ki2740 10 ай бұрын
(goolgle video)
@ItzaGoofyBS
@ItzaGoofyBS 4 ай бұрын
1:00 Oppsss opallla
@playbeast8300
@playbeast8300 10 ай бұрын
0:53 thats how we want it
@milanplechacek667
@milanplechacek667 Ай бұрын
0:35 thats škoda Octavia
@CarlosLopez-re2pp
@CarlosLopez-re2pp 8 ай бұрын
VW Original GERMANY Is ..... Exelsior's Master's beautifull Car's forever always , AMEN , Thank's ..... desde Quito - Ecuador muchisimas gracias , bye - bye ......
@apoymc
@apoymc Жыл бұрын
All the things showed here are true VW stuff :D
@emilmrkeberg9523
@emilmrkeberg9523 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@fredericscriabinoff7612
@fredericscriabinoff7612 9 ай бұрын
1:06 This one literally looks like a Peugeot 406
@BTC_YT9080
@BTC_YT9080 8 ай бұрын
"fuckswagen, Das Auto." 😂💀
@darealmrog
@darealmrog 3 ай бұрын
0:32 german anti theft system
@TommyCullen-VacuumConnisour
@TommyCullen-VacuumConnisour 5 ай бұрын
0:17 Tesla mirroring it's emotions there.
@badrshams3812
@badrshams3812 12 күн бұрын
my dad owns a 2012 Volkswagen Tiguan GTI that had recently blowed up its piston rings but before that incident my dad crashed and ever since that crash his gas cover had multiple problems because it wasn't opening correctly, btw 1:21 is not the car fault.
@HRS8509
@HRS8509 8 ай бұрын
1:30 imagine slaming all your keys against the door like this. This person doesnt deserve a car at all.
@KrishnaKutty-qd6yz
@KrishnaKutty-qd6yz Ай бұрын
1:22😂
@WESTERDAMNEST
@WESTERDAMNEST 26 күн бұрын
1:27 Yo. Whats happend here?😂
@Cresto768
@Cresto768 4 ай бұрын
1:32 this is normal, because of ice
@mirokuljovsky5882
@mirokuljovsky5882 8 ай бұрын
1,39 my passat b5,5 too xD
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